Let’s go! It’s the bum fight of the century. And yes, I meant histrionic, not historic. Nothing historic about this one, unless you want to point to the exact moment when Nero put the fiddle under his chin.
Tubi will be streaming it, as will CBS and Pluto, if AI is to be believed:
How to Watch
The debate will be broadcast live on CNN and will be available to stream on various platforms, including Tubi, Pluto TV, and Freevee. Viewers can also watch the debate on the CNN website and mobile app.
I hope everyone watches, and plays sensible drinking games. Just in case you don’t play a sensible drinking game, be sure to Zoom your antics so they can be used against you in the future.
Note: A direct link to the debates is not yet available on Tubi or Pluto. As one (or more) arises, it will be added in the comments.
I Hate Debates! Gimme my Movie!
Hate presidential debates? Want a movie instead? Enjoy a Sausage Party Special Presentation of The Cheerleaders in Fuzz-O-Vision! You can find The Cheerleaders on Tubi if you are using a smart TV, it’s from 1973 and has NSFW content less than 5 minutes in, just like the presidential debates.
Next week, I will be taking a break. It is July 4th! Get off your phones and go celebrate! I shall be in Florida on a beach somewhere.
Navigate to Tubi/Live TV/ABC News Live at 9:00 for the debate.
And FOX where there was supposed to be fútbol not this shit.
I am pissed after the shitshow the USMNT just put on.
It’s on all four regular networks, MSNBC, Fox News, and at least three Spanish channels.
But no commentary shows on YouTube, because copyright.
Talk about a bum vs. cripple fight.
Although, now I am amused at the concept of Ivan Barton refereeing the Biden-Trump debate.
It’s on dozens of channels, including all the Spanish channels that were also supposed to be showing the same fútbol match as Fox.
This is fucking ridiculous.
Oh and I can’t sign in to the Fox stream.
I’m seeing it on FS2 and Unimas (whatever that is)
I don’t get either of those.
Holy crap this is Joe on the best drugs? Yeesh.
It’s historic in that it’s in fucking June.
Appropriate music.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80
Dude. That movie makes Porky’s look like high art.
So, kudos.
It absolutely does. It is naughty and completely inappropriate. Just like the debate. It’s a match made in heaven.
In retrospect, Porky’s is super weird. The pitch:
“It’s a teenage sex comedy! With a big antisemitism B-story!”
Uh, what?
“The Cheerleaders”
I think Bill Maher has the poster up on his Club Random set.
He would.
The Hat demanded tits and RJ delivered. What a Trump simp.
All for you. Only the best 70’s natural tits. And some bush. Not George Bush, natural bush.
Enjoy a Sausage Party Special Presentation of The Cheerleaders in Fuzz-O-Vision!
Nice! I have queued up for later viewing.
Enjoy your trip RJ!
“I Hate Debates! Gimme my Movie!”
I’m going to watch The Cheerleaders rather than those two stupid wieners.
If someone has an aneurysm on stage or Martians attack, let me know.
Will do. It’s not for another hour and a half. Late night.
How long should I cook my chicken broth (3 bones and some meat
“Today on Good Eats, Micro Broths”
I assume there’s also a celery stick, a baby carrot, and a cocktail onion in there.
I always assumed that KK knew how to handle meat.
She’s just out of sorts from having her breasts split.
I had no aromatics and no room in the freezer for the bones, so I did the best I could with the spice drawer. The stupid thing is, I went to Walmarts in the middle of cooking and didn’t pick up any carrots or celery.
But it’s still good n meaty, micro or not.
Celery seed is a good addition to the spice stash.
The vegetable broth from canned vegetables is a worthy addition, just mind your salts.
Soup is one of my go to quick dinners, and very often a majority of the ingredients come straight out of the pantry
I definitely added celery seed. Plus standard herbs like thyme, basil, oregano. And bay leaves, one star anise, and a knob of ginger. Also some MSG.
“Nothing historic about this one, unless you want to point to the exact moment when Nero put the fiddle under his chin.”
LOL
For quality control purposes, I skimmed through the movie, and sure enough there’s a lot of shocking content. I was so offended, I almost turned if off!
Careful. Carpal tunnel could hurt your hockey game.
It’s off season, plenty of time for PT if needed.
Fair. But I don’t want to be in your skates when you have to tell Coach why your game dropped off so much.
I mean, you might get crushed into the end board by a girl! 😉
She may identify as female, but look at those hairy palms when the gloves come off.
So, she ID’s as a jerk?
The writers are all male.
Huh. Funny, that.
They had fake names too.
Heh, the coach wearing nothing but a red hat and jockstrap. Crossing the streams.
As played by Hunter Trump.
I’m watching old Cleetus McFarland youtubes. I might find n old cowboy movie in a while.
Wow the entire Rumble site is down.
Did Tim Cast break it?
Wow. Unexpected. I sense tomfoolery afoot.
Timcast is still going on Twitter. But Bongino, Russell Brand, and a few others were on Rumble. Might be a DOS attack?
Crowder is up as well…
Some kind of attack?
Where y’all at?
One moment
Workin’ hard and hardly workin’.
“moderator discretion”
I swore I wasnt going to do it. But Im power-drinking in my hotel room…..watching it.
Why do you hate yourself?
Are you in the 315?
Come to Zoom
inject bleach in your arm?
I’m withdrawing my theory of prerecorded Biden. The guy hardly has a voice.
He spent the last week yelling at the sky.
For some reason I can’t get on Rumble or MugClub.
https://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/rumble
Rumble is down. Tubi works.
Razorfist is extending the middle finger and doing live commentary, including the CNN feed, on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/live/2Ht14N3iaiA
Oooo!
Ok, debate is on. Click on Tubi, it will be the first link.
Bidens eyes are pinned.
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExaHJ1ZGtmc2tudHVuOGZtaGVjN2Z3aWxwbnVhcm92NDF5OWE4cHFjYyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Zxp6dJwqiTyo0/giphy.webp
Holy crap Biden is spouting crazy shit.
“I created 15,000 jobs!”
Hoo boy.
He’s already glitching.
I am watching it sans sound, and just looking at them, Trump is animated while Biden looks to be reading cue cards.
Holy Cow! Biden is a hot mess, “we beat medicare”.
Trump response “yeah, you beat medicare to death.”
So I got on the Crowder YouTube stream. Biden is a total lying, gaslighting, senile mess. Holy shit.
Should Trump have offered a handshake?
Shorter Fake Tapper: Mr. Trump, why are you so awful?
Trump didn’t get a chance to respond to the Biden BS…
we finally beat medicare?
That was an interesting malfunction.
CPRM: The Hair looks great today.
His Hair was perfect.
I’m sticking to my guns and not watching.
If your guns are sticky you need some Rem Oil.
THIS IS MY WEAPON…
THIS IS MY GUN…
ONE IS FOR SHOOTING….
THE OTHER FOR FUN….
And the fun one gets sticky…
Maybe Jesse can spare some?
We did it, guys. We beat Medicare.
He beat Medicaid to death…
From the top ropes.
WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT???
On the Zoom?
ZOOM has banned me for too much Toobin-ing
Fact checker heads are exploding with *needs context* thought bubbles.
How long before it is 3 against 1 even though they shared the questions with Biden to prep him?
Trump handled muh-‘bortions well enough. Needed to adhere more to the fact that scotus said it’s no longer a federal issue.
“the idea that states are allowed to *insert legitimate state authority*…” – Sleepy Joe.
Joe looks confused af.
BLUP BLUP BLUP…
That’s all Folks!
“politicians should not be making decisions on women’s health.” – Sleepy Joe
Now do literally everything that is not abortion.
I can’t help but notice that npcnn just let Biden interject on Trump.
I’ll give women the right to set abortion law if they stop voting on everything else. Especially sending men to war or the open border shit.
They just cut off Trump.
Trump: Abortion is back to the states, where I want it.
Biden: Trump will sign a total ban.
Trump: *mic cut*
Again, I take back everything I said this week about prerecorded Biden. Holy crap, nobody would let him look and sound like this on purpose.
Get use to Democratic Party Candidate Gavin Nuisance.
Update-
Joe is glitching. He needs rebooted already.
If he blue-screens you have to finish your drink.
Yeah he’s a mess. Yikes.
Uh, Idk how you think scotus works, Joe. I hear radical idiots in both parties calling for national bans and legalization for something that scotus literally just said is a state, not federal, issue. Jfc.
The Border Patrol endorsed Biden…according to Biden…
ROTFLOL.
Trump is running all over this, but we all know how it will be spun.
I can’t even make fun of Biden at this point, it is just so fucking sad. Watching a train wreck is more articulate.
Cheerleader movie as awesome though.
I’m now going with the theory that this is the excuse they need to pull Biden. The guy looks and sounds dead.
That was one of the theories about having this early debate – gives them time to swap him out if it’s painfully obvious he can’t cut it.
I hope he does just good enough that they can’t Suicide him and put Hillary in there like they want to.
This is spectacular
Rumble is back up at least.
They were under a DDOS..
They called the assholes at Google and told them they knew it was them and the DDOS stopped…
The packalackactalackact act?
Biden is such a shitty individual.
He’s about to lie about Trump and WWII vets…
Oh God STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUCKERS AND LOSERS
BRING UP THE 13 AMERICANS KILLED IN AFGHANISTAN.
He’s teed up, all he has to do is swing, and he still manages to hit his own shin with the stupid plastic t-ball bat.
Biden is so garbled. And crazy.
“We have done more for veterans…” – Sleepy Joe
So much so that you are determined to send their children and grandchildren to their deaths in a war with Russia, which has no legitimate justification.
Hear hear!
I’m listening on the radio. We are so screwed. Biden is mostly incoherent. Trump is… Trump.
At least Democrats have an excuse.
Chrissake.
“Putin wants Poland.”
Go home, Joe. You’re drunk.
I thought they weren’t allowed notes, so what was Biden flipping through?
Notes.
The script from “The Cheerleaders.”
Okay, what is this and is it available on pornhub
Did you just jump to the comments and not even read the post?
Go read the post right this minute, young man! (it involves cheerleaders. NSFW cheerleaders)
Rumble is dying again. But it’s more alive than Biden.
YouTube Crowder stream is fine. Everyone else is apparently being fucked with.
I pulled up VivaFrei and his buddy Barnes on Rumble doing live commentary. They’re not saying much except “I don’t have any idea what Biden just said,” but they’re up OK.
Razorfist is doing a live reaction on YouTube.
Low bar to clear.
Holy shit – Biden is totally hopped up on speed.
He can’t spew our the nonsense fast enough.
WTF are you JR????
Family is sitting right here. Totally not singing on stage and taking a break to text during a drum solo.
“Donald, when did you stop beating your wife?”
/tapper
“We’re like… a bunch of stupid people.”
Please let’s not pretend that Trump is much better than Biden.
“Much” is the key word.
Least-worst.
Please let’s not pretend that Trump is much better than Biden.
I’ll stipulate that I’m not at all enthused about Trump, but the guy is better in almost every way in comparison to Biden. Where Trump was good, Biden was bad. Where Trump was bad, Biden was abysmal.
One of them presided over lockdowns but didn’t mandate them. The other came a hair short of having shock troops with hypodermic needles go door to door.
One sent mean tweets, the other orchestrated the broadest censorship regime in human history.
One wasn’t very effective in getting us out of forever wars, the other is flirting with nuclear war.
Interesting way to get Fake Tapper to let you pivot and then address the retarded/dishonest question about J6. I’ll allow it.
Trump is getting good advice from someone. He’s got some good answers, and he’s keeping calm.
turned over statues?
“Number one…or did I number two?” – Sleepy Joe.
Now he’s rambling casually about holding people for years, pre-trial, for “offenses” amounting to (alleged) trespassing…even after most were let in by the cops.
Heil Brandon is kindof terrifying.
Trump should have made that point.
So who do Dems put up now that this goofy doofus just rolled their candidate? Would Harris have done better?
Newsome, the answer’s Newsome.
Gavin, is that you?
Pretty sure Trump did have sex with a pornstar.
Prolly more than one. But not Stormy Daniels.
I think he did.
Maybe, but a) I don’t care and b) that whore is lying about something. And she still owes him money.
“I did not have sex with a porn star” was just said in a presidential debate.
Was she really a “star”?
It would have happened in the sixties but Kennedy got shot.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13519029/untold-secrets-jfk-assassination-kennedy-biography-jackie.html
“No president has ever spoken like that before.” – Sleepy Joe
I mean, Lincoln threatened “violence and bloodshed” over tax collection.
I’m sure there have been several other things.
Oh God he’s talking about his court cases.
PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT
Except he can’t possibly pivot away from talking about himself.
Absolutely. If the Dems had a competent candidate, the he/she/it would use that. But they don’t.
FINE PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES!!!
Joe is, somehow, a bigger asshole than I even thought. Wow.
Tbf he is not sentient anymore. But he was always a massive, dishonest, insufferable, tyrannical cunte.
It’s impressive how he has grown more unlikable.
“American democracy”
Fuck you. Fuck your democracy.
Break time to reboot Joe.
Does adrenochrome and/or the sniffing of small children count as software or hardware?
Aderall and Aricept cocktail, it’s good for wht ails ya (if you have dementia).
“What do you say to black voters?” – White Bitch
“Number one, if they don’t support me they ain’t black. Number two, I’m offering some racially based
taxpayergovernment bennies.” – Sleepy JoeSkimmed through the comments. No surprises.
May be time for a Roy Rogers movie.
MuH-cLiMaTe ChAnGe!
It’s called summer.
Every year is the hottest year ever, apparently.
Yeah, “super-predators” making a “racial-jungle” for your kids, right Joe?
Joe is just looking off in the distance with his mouth open. Not a good look.
At one point CNN cut away from Biden when he forgot to close his mouth for a long time.
I’d swear they have been cutting him off when he froze or was about to freeze.
Biden doesn’t even know the tax rates.
I turned it on for about ten minutes.
The discussion of climate change made me angry, so I’m going back to my Civ5 game.
Rand Paul Tweet:
@RandPaul
In boxing, if you’re punch drunk, the referee calls a TKO (technical knockout).
It would be a blessing if CNN would call the fight now and put Biden out of his misery.
Smoking jimminy, just soft balls
This is just sad y’all. Biden’s on another planet, also his chin seems to be collapsing.
Biden is waving a pen around like Bob Dole – or Norm’s impression of Dole.
Brandon looks very concerned and confused every time Trump speaks.
I can’t wait to see the impotent “Biden-Queen-Slay” compilations from leftists after this.
It’s terrifying that one or the other will have their finger on the Red Button.
One thinks it’s for Coke, the other for ice cream.
Hard to believe that Joe will be allowed to go forward.
I watched about 10 minutes, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
So much this. Biden is a pudding headed mess, but Trump can’t do much more than burp up sound bites, either.
This is decline-and-fall shit, people. Imagine how Reagan would mop the floor with them. Compare this to the Kennedy-Nixon debate.
^^ this
I’d be nice if we had this level of debate now
https://youtu.be/LoPu1UIBkBc
For all his flaws..that man can work a room.
Why does Biden keep listing things?
Number 1…
Number 2…
I don’t want to watch this, but my wife is watching it on someone’s stream.
He’s following a script. A checklist for talking points.
Yeah, that’s how the rehearsals were done and he’s unable to improvise.
Presidential historians are court-historians, Joe. Might as well be court gestures.
Jesters.
What about $600, Joe?
CPRM: You must do a debate episode. Only you can do this justice.
I think SugarFree is going to have an easy week. Just post the transcript of this debate next Wednesday, it’s as horrifying as anything he’s ever written.
No, this needs CPRM’s touch. He could show what Biden is looking at in dumbfounded horror.
CPRM still needs to do the Hat reciting Shakespeare.
Border Patrol tweeted they have not, and never will, endorse Biden.
How bad does Biden actually look tonight?
I can’t bring myself to watch any of it.
Monotone, stuttery, and meandering. Not quite incoherent, but it feels like he’s hanging off the cliff.
He was incoherent several times in hour one. I couldn’t do the second half.
Oh, there he goes. The record is skipping.
Worse than I was expecting, and my expectations were low.
Not good. How we got in this mess is beyond me. 330M people suffer because of “Democracy”
Bad enough that I feel bad for him but I’m a softie. Trump’s being Trump but he’s on top of it and with it.
I don’t e’s been an asshole his whole life, but I get the impression the only one really enjoying his time in the White House is Dr. Jill
thanks
More ability to take drugs?
Fentanyl machines?
“People are concerned that youre too old”
“a long time ago I was young”
🤣🤣🤣
“I was young an incompetent. I’m now old and less competent.”
I have closed captions turned on – it can’t make sense of Biden’s stream of nonsense.
Did he just fat shame Trump?
And challenge him to a driving contest?
Yes, and he wasn’t wrong.
“Listen, fat.” – Sleepy Joe
Putin wants to conquer the world! Because.
I play Total War Empire as Russia and I pretend I am the Deep State / Leftist / Dem narrative on Putin. So I conquer Poland…and everything else.
In Risk, you always wanted Kamchatka – then you could invade Alaska. Putin already has Kamchatka so you know where he’s going next.
Someone pin a medal on Drake.
That didn’t take long.
https://x.com/BPUnion/status/1806501048724430943
Trump crushes it!
Next is Cheerleaders!
Correct. Give Trump the UFL so he can make it more XFL-like.
Court dismissal based on “standing” does not mean things were legally addressed and examined, Joe.
How bad is it?
Democratic Underground is offline for non-account holders for a software update.
Unanounced.
Did they have a pipe burst?
It’s a series of tubes.
If you’re a neolib you’re throwing the rope end over the roof beam right about now.
Joe’s closing statement was a series of glitches.
Oh God…the man sounds…old. Very old.
Missed opportunity to quote the special counsels statement regarding inability to stand trial.
Apropos: Cast Away Illusions, and Prepare for Struggle
https://theupheaval.substack.com/p/cast-away-illusions-and-prepare-for
Stayed away from it all. Went to the Buffalo Trace Distillery today. Got me some booze and some fantastic photos.
Good call.
No Pappy today…but did have Trace and picked up some Blantons. Gotta fill out the basement booze hutch ya know.
Nice! The Sazerac hype machine has been releasing more lately around here it seems like. I’m a sucker for the horsey and change purse of Blantons.
Picked up some Larceny BP and a store pick of Old Forester today.
Jelly.
#metoo
Pics or gtfo.
Ill have to do that tomorrow. Phone is dead. Snapped a photo of a 25 year Eagle Rare barrel..pretty sure that $10k/bottle.
Well, Joe, you better
holdstand fast.Well, I’m looking forward to President Newsome. “You Thought Things Couldn’t Get Worse? Guess a Gavin.”
On the plus side he’s got great hair.
Somehow puts up a better show than either of these twerps.
When we go from a Republic to an Empire, he’ll be Oleaginous the First.
And his wife isn’t bad to look at. But heavan help us if we have to listen to her.
Somebody get Drake yet another medal.
HE’S ON FIRE
CNN says step aside?
The CNN after debate panel is slagging the hell out of Biden. What a disaster for the Dems.
I just watched a random 5 second clip from both, from CNN. They are going to go with “Biden was sick”. Ill take bets.
Biden isn’t going to be on the ticket in November. Either he’s going to keel over or the Ds will yank him. The fortification machine can only do so much.
He’s a political goner after this. They may as well yank him and stick someone…anyone…in his place. Hell, the newly unemployed fire alarm puller guy would have a better chance.
“Biden isn’t going to be on the ticket in November.”
But a change this late is going to look bad.
Although, that might be why there is a debate this early?
“But a change this late is going to look bad.”
From the CNN chyron; “Democrat party officials in ‘aggressive panic’ after Biden debate performance”
The dude was seriously Great Uncle Bob at the 50th Family Reunion for nearly every American. They cannot hide that.
So it goes to a shitshow of a convention?
That is my thought. If they pull him, people start to question – who knew, how long, why did they keep in in place?
If they leave him in, then, who knows (wink wink, nudge nudge) he could win!
So it goes to a shitshow of a convention?
Yes. They can get it back within the margin of fraud simply by getting the hospice patient off the stage. Then just redouble the “fortification” efforts to make up for the chaos the late change will cause.
I shall pay for your meal when you visit if he is yanked from the ticket. The dems are just as sunk and disorganized as the repubs right now.
I’ll say anything for free brisket.
So, that’s where the guilty plea came from?
I read that as ‘fornication machine’.
That’s a lot of fornicatin’.
Nonsense. Rubbing your nose in it is the point.
I thought the moderators were pretty fair, considering
From what I saw, seemed straightforward. You know, something about being honest when all eyes are on you works.
That didn’t stop Candy Crowley.
+1000 for Tappers kids playing the star spangled banner while being harassed by infant fa types
I think this format combats that. Tight controls, as ridiculous as some of them were, made people pay attention to the questions.
Yes, I was surprised by the restraint.
Listened to Trump’s answer on Roe…not bad. Not great, but well done pivot. Biden’s answer…how can they keep him on the ticket?
Harris?
Newsom?
They got nuthin’
Michelle Obama? Gretchen Whitmer? Throw a curveball and put up Mitt Romney? There are plenty and it’d be hard for them to do worse than Joe.
I don’t really care about much in this race, it all amounts to mostly the same, but I do wonder what they offer Harris to get her to step aside. She got the job by painting Biden as an unhoodied Klansman. She raises a fuss about the unrepentant racists of the Democrat party shoving aside a black woman to put someone into the job, is it possible to launder enough money to keep her quiet?
Interesting view really groat. Who wants to be at the helm when this shit all goes down and the country falls apart.
That might be reason enough to leave Biden in. He won’t know it if there is a total break down, and everyone can say “not me!”
I miss Mary Catherine Ham in her saffron dress.
Yeah but we have Kat Timpf, in anything,
/nothing?
My analysis of the debate. I only watched the last 45 minutes.
I don’t think Trump did well. He was way too hung up on his talking points and I don’t think the strategy of ignoring the actual question from the moderator is a good one. I found his incessant need to connect everything to immigration and foreign policy annoying.
That said, Biden is a husk of a man. Trump would’ve lost to almost anybody else the Ds could have put on stage, but Biden was such a disaster that it wasn’t even close.
The first half Trump was a Lazer beam, on target and even used numbers!
Noticed this while I was listening to some random spots I picked on the replay. Fuck, Mayor Pete would have mopped up Trump but then again, Trump might have played to his opponent knowing clips would be put side by side. We are a sound-bite society so, might be the right strategy.
” ignoring the actual question”
No one cares about that.
This, too, is correct.
Not when Trump calls Biden “Brandon”.
Za-za-za-ZING!!!
Top story at the Drudge report is that Biden needs to be replaced
I listened to parts of it; was Biden that bad?
The whole thing was a meme clip, sad state of affairs to say the least
More coherent than Fetterman’s debate. And Fetterman went on to win. But then again,Trump isn’t Dr. Oz.
Shaky, quivery, fairly incoherent, and came across as a tired and addled old man. It was a disastrous performance on his part.
I mentioned above. He seriously came across as my oldest great-uncle at any given family reunion. You know, the one we are told to go over and say hi while they incoherently tell you a story or call you by their youngest son’s name because they’ve lost/losing their mind.
What a utter shitshow we are in.
Uncle Joe,
Give him a cigar and the nicotine makes him lucid enough for an old story, say 3 minutes.
Accidentally tap those hot dogs, and straight into the coals they go.
…I like a blistered, charcoaled hot dog I had to fetch out of the coals, and I don’t care who knows.
I noticed Trump wouldn’t answer the question of whether he would agree to Putins cease fire. He danced quite well, never show your hand.
Heh I think a fun answer would have been “When I was president, I would have let Putin know we have successfully destroyed 100% of their navel assets in all our war game scenarios, intercepted 90% of all missiles launched against us and most American’s ate hot dogs and hamburgers over the weekend.” Even if all bullshit, fun.
No one invaded Ukraine while Trump was in office,
COLLUSION!
Watch for people trying to compare Biden’s performance tonight to Reagan’s first debate performance in the ‘84 election.
They did, but no comparison really
Already floating he had a cold. The propaganda machine will go in full force unless the Democratic machine starts pulling the plug.
They are already starting to go with “he has a cold”.
Did I hear Trump call him “Brandon” at one point? He did miss a chance to nail Joe with a “showering with your granddaughter” zinger.
Yes…yes you did. Well placed, didn’t linger, just said and moved on.
That would have been too mean.
Oh, good, I had a shortage of nightmares recently
Skinsuiting wasn’t meant to be taken literally!
Look on the bright side, between the computer chips melded with tiny lab grown human brains and this we may actually have functional, albeit horrifying, sexbots in the not-too-distant future.
Designed by SF?
GAAAAAAAAH!!! 😱
Oh. That’s Jeff Goldblum.
😂
If you do make the mistake of clicking through to the actual tweet, it’s a bit… wrong.
It’s a pink emoji with a poorly defined mouth. 😶
That thought had come to mind.
Mr. Blobby gonna give it to ya.
“Look, we finally beat Medicare,” Biden said, as his time ran out on his answer.
https://apnews.com/article/bidentrumppresidentialdebate-0e7577e9a354a69f50675494fea54ca9
That article is heaped high with cope.
A raspy and sometimes halting President Joe Biden repeatedly sought to confront Donald Trump in their first debate ahead of the November election, as his Republican rival countered Biden’s criticism by leaning into falsehoods about the economy, illegal immigration and his role in the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol insurrection.
Meanwhile, the 78-year-old Trump’s rhetoric offered Americans an unwelcome reminder of the bombast he launched daily during his tumultuous four years in office, as he struggles to win over skeptical voters.
Biden has to with the concerned vote, while Trump has to win the skeptical vote.
Not so much cope as just lies by inference.
unwelcome reminder of the bombast
Uh, he was anything but bombast; hell I think this format fit his style. Didn’t have much in the way of substance, but that was not the normal combative Trump
Biden just said we need abortion because “lots of people are raped by their in-laws and sisters” ?!?!?!!?!!!!!
https://x.com/stclairashley/status/1806497370802164069?s=42&t=US5RY2XJdxtzBMVTCOokTA
Trump’s going to save a bunch of money on producing TV ads with all the clips of Biden’s incoherence he could use.
He won 2016 on in-kind media… I think he does the same in 2020, only they won’t even feature him.
Correct. He got a billion dollars of free advertising from all media.
Man, if only I weren’t off by 4 years
Post from Don, Jr. on Truth Social:
https://truthsocial.com/@DonaldJTrumpJr/112691919445786815
Original post is from X, by Joe List
LOL Joe List is great.
From instapundit:
UPDATE: A friend comments: “You know what’s really hilarious here is that ORDINARILY they might be able to replace him at the DNC. But they held the phony “virtual” DNC a few days back so as to make the Ohio ballot. He’s locked in! They nominated him! He’s their guy! They’re riding the bomb down like Slim Pickens on Wing Attack Plan R!”
I’m sure they’ll come up with some not-really-legal scheme that will nonetheless be upheld in court.
Those rules were probably written by dead white men, so they’ll just ignore them.
So the point I’ve been arguing with the Trump deadender crowd for the last couple years is, how do you overcome the margin of fraud if that really is the deciding factor?
If he wins, did Democrats not cheat hard enough? And if he loses, was it ever worth voting in the first place? Because if he wins and his supporters have done nothing but complain about how he was cheated in 2020, how can they claim a victory? They did nothing but depress voters, not to mention the gymnastics trying to justify the fact that he won at all despite the fraud. And if he loses, why was it ever worth rooting for him in the first place? The deck was stacked against him. So they nominated and voted for a sure loser.
I’ve got my excuse lined up after years of insisting that Trump would lose… you tell me if this isn’t persuasive:
HE WASN’T WORTH THE RISK. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOU HAVE THE SOVEREIGNTY OF OUR COUNTRY ON THE LINE, WE CAN’T EVEN CONTROL OUR BORDERS AND NOW WE’RE BASICALLY CEDING OUR HEGEMONY OVER WORLD AFFAIRS TO THE LIKES OF CHINA AND RUSSIA AND IRAN, AND YOU WANT TO BET IT ON FUCKING *****FAILED INCUMBENT NOMINEE TRUMP**** TO RIGHT THE WRONGS HE MOSTLY CAUSED BY LOSING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!?!?!?!
We could have had a competent nominee. We could have had a candidate who’d wipe the floor splotless with his imbecile opponent. Instead we got the guy who barely matches wits. And barely scrapes by.
If there is fraud then why would they not use fraud against another candidate? I mean once you accept lawfare and fraud are occuring then the whole system is fucked beyond repair.
Also if the entire sovereignty of the country is entirely dependent on the right man being elected President in four months then the country is utterly fucked already. If the system works then why do people who undermine the country’s sovereignty get elected in the first place?
I will say that isn’t just the US in this situation. France is in a similar situation. For the last 7 years the sensible people placed all of their hopes in Macron not being a shithead but Macron is in fact a shithead so the country is fucked.
Trump should have done the traditional Russian greeting at the start of the debate. Big hug and cheek kisses.
It’s probably been said before but Trump’s closing remark should have consisted of two words – “Energy Independence!”
If Biden is the US’ Brezhnev then who will be the US’ Gorbachev?
I’m a film nerd, who went to film school when digital was just starting to replace film, so this old hat to me, but might be mysticism to some of you.
Why is HD 1080p? Hint, lots of government comities.
Back before I had to guy back and scale down my production company because my business partners were ass hats, we actually had a meeting with a guy from local market TV, because we were working in HD and they weren’t, so maybe we could do some of their production. Nothing ever came of it.
from the old world all this looks riveting.
You should offer the job to Milei.
Joe looks like a guy waiting for the needle to be inserted. Re-elect the shit bird. I want to see what another four years of this joker looks like.
Mr Showering with his daughter is very worried about making sure incest babies can be aborted….
Hey, nine men in the 70s decided what is best for women, stop your sexist bullshit!
Doctors like Mengele and Jill should decide what should happen to women. Go Joe, go!
Maga republicans controlling congress? Be still my heart!
Whelp, I guess the world didn’t end last night. So that’s nice.
🌄👀😛
Let’s try a different groove this morning.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cEWiJR9qeoc
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean and U!
I stayed up way too late last night. I hope I don’t have to do a lot of braining at work today. 🥱
Today is the first day of parking in my new lot at work.
“You’ve been here for sooo long you now get to park closer to the office.”
See? There’s at least SOME benefit to seniority! 😃
Biden agrees. Seniority for the win!
The weirdest part is that I get the feeling “I’m not supposed to be here” that usually comes from tresspassing, or wandering into an establishment where the people don’t want me, just from parking in the lot my new tag is for.
You’ll get used to being there – and will be very glad of it on days with bad weather!
Not really – the roads in and out are not places I like being in bad weather.
I was about to wonder how you knew it was in a covered garage, but then I realized you were talking about the shorter walk…
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/06/cnns-van-jones-says-joe-biden-failed-debate/
Stock up on your popcorn.
Popcorn always gets kernel casing stuck in my teeth.
Always.
Trump did passably well and the format actually benefited him as it tamped doen his tendencies to ramble and be overly combative. Biden looked just terrible: physically frail and confused and rambling. There’s a reason the left wing talking heads and pundits are losing their shit.
I missed it. I assume from the betting average change it didn’t go well for Brandon.
“Scholars To Study Milk’s Ties To “Colonialism” In Tax-Funded Project”
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/scholars-study-milks-ties-colonialism-tax-funded-project
This nonsense again? White folks have the ability to digest dairy. What of it?
“As long as I am trying to prove whites are bad I can get grants.”
It’s not our fault our ancestors had to rely on alternative sources of Vitamin D.
That is some first class gibberish right there.
Tell that to the Nordics and Celts. I haven’t ‘digested milk’ without biochemical assistance since my late teens.
suh fam
yo what’s goody
Hey from Elyria!
Good morning, homey, Stinky, and Roat!
Heh, let the parodies and memes flow:
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-murdering-elderly-man-on-cnn
Oh, thank goodness! I just thought to log in to my 401(k) account, and the contributions from our 5/24 and 6/7 paydays have FINALLY been credited to my account! (The one from our 6/21 pay was made sooner for some inexplicable reason.) Now I can tell the gal who got fired at the end of May that she can FINALLY close our her account! 🙄
And never have to deal with her again?
Oh, lordy, I hope so! At least she just emailed me and didn’t call in hysterics!
Things have always been bad and pols always liars but what we are seeing today is more than amorality. It is pure lunacy. The D’s have become the party of demoralization. FFS they are running a dementia patient for president. Think about that for a minute.
I can see the D’s party dying but we will still be left with the individuals. Cant we exile them or something?
They gambled on having an easily controllable mental deficient in the WH for another four years and it’s boomeranged on them bigly.
Good morning! Is everyone energized from the debate last night?
I made the wise decision not to watch it. I could tell it was a trainwreck by the lack of stories about the debate in my newsfeed this morning. There were more stories from pre-debate about the debate than post-debate.
I’m wiped out-had to get drunk to watch it and got keyed up during so couldn’t sleep. I hope my coworker with the Adderal prescription is in today.
What debate?
The debate brought a lot more comments to an overnight post here than in ages.