There were so many Democrats running in for the 2020 Presidential Election that Donald had to do a lot of studying. I mean, I can’t even remember who most those cartoon characters on the board were. I think the potato head guy dropped out of the race after like 2 days.
Also covered in this episode, what the fuck was anyone around Trump thinking putting John Bolton’s mustache in charge of anything? fuck that guy.
You black folks are gonna vote for me or…..Oorr..
“I’m going to wrap this chain around your head!!”
When the president gets his bullshit stories co-mingled in his misfiring brain.
I.e. Nearly every day
Damn good episode, CPRM.
No.
https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2024/06/11/spaceballs-sequel-script-tease-goes-to-ludicrous-speed/
You can only really successfully parody something people enjoy.
No one gives a fuck about Star Wars anymore. It’s just one of many dead, zombified franchises that marches on not even to make a profit…but simply in the hope of one day again making a profit.
You claim not to give a fuck but all you assholes do is whinge about SW and Marvel and DBZ. You’re the school girls that never got asked to the Jr. Prom.
At this point, no one is complaining. They are just laughing as they drive by. No one is watching. The shit is losing money hands over fist at this point.
The point of “caring” or thinking that any of these things can be saved is long gone.
But I do care about the larger culture. As anyone with a brain should. A blowtorch is being taken to the hivemind right now and it’s recoiling in pain.
John Bolton’s moustache.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDDsWxWylo
Bolton’s mustache likely has complete reign over John. I’m sure he would’ve shaved it by now, were it not. I suppose he could be hiding something, but that only fosters further intrigue. It’s like The Hair. By now it’s so ingrained into its host it can’t be let go.
I wonder what it’s like to be so attached to one’s image. I’d certainly do it, but I wonder what the rates for what look would be. Do you get to try ’em on beforehand? I suppose that’s part of it. Or when someone fucks up *so* much, the fucked-up-itude becomes the purpose *of* the look itself. I’m quite sure I could pull off any number of disguises. I’d have fun with it, but as always, it’d depend on the fee and the audience.
For your amusement, some articles about Bolton’s moustache.
https://www.businessinsider.com/john-bolton-mustache-cost-him-trump-cabinet-post-fire-and-fury-claims-2018-1
Trump personified. A million reasons to loath the guy, and he picks his mustache.
This one wins the stupid award.
https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/impeachment-now-is-all-about-boltons-mustache-11858191
Too local, local attraction edition.
https://www.mlive.com/life/2024/06/cross-the-kalamazoo-river-on-saugatucks-historic-hand-cranked-chain-ferry.html?outputType=amp
The chain ferry is only a few miles from my house and used to be included in the Holland 100 bike ride I rode back in the day.
Goodness knows we Glibs ALWAYS do!
That’s a great shop.
I had no idea it existed. That is great.
https://www.geeksoutfit.com/products/attempted-murder-t-shirt#1
❤️❤️❤️
I thought I was past the funny t-shirt stage of my life but this is just fantastic
https://www.geeksoutfit.com/products/punctuation-saves-lives-t-shirt#1
Are we the only Glibs left after the Rapture?
I think Sir Digby is silently monitoring us and Heroic Mulatto claimed he watches me sleep, but otherwise yes.
Dude, I’m still impregnated with The First That Shall Change Everything. There will be no rapture for the foreseeable future.
I am here, sort of.
When do we get a new season CPRM?
He can’t answer. He’s gwine up to paradise with the others. Bro went to Firsthalla. It’s just us now.
Well then… hang on for the ride!
New episodes still drop the last Wednesday of the month.
👍
Has the Atlanta court system always been this corrupt?
https://dailycaller.com/2024/06/12/rooke-donald-trump-young-thug/
Knowing nothing, I’ll say “yes”.
Thank you for confirming my biases.
Young Thug looks less gangsta than the judge.
What the hell.
Judge needs to be disbarred and removed from the bench. What a psycho. Judicial absolute immunity is a mistake (okay, I’m being charitable, it’s a power grab by the courts)
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Also a byproduct of our public view of how justice is administered. I would pretty much guarantee that if we did a ‘man on the street’ survey, most would agree that the prosecutor is the good guy, defense attorney defend the scum, and if it has made it to court, they are guilty.
So eventually judges and prosecutors do shit like this because they feel they are the good guys.
I need a ruling from Nephilium.
https://dailycaller.com/2024/06/12/nfl-brothers-travis-jason-kelce-garage-beer-company-announcement/
I lurk a lot, but I’m still here, watching y’allins
Hey Yusef, smell my finger.
You know what that is? I know you don’t. It’s the smell of a First.
Incompetent mayor of a midsize city turned Secretary of Transportation and sexual deviant has died.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Goldschmidt
Doom.
The end is nigh.
I bet we can fix this by paying more taxes and driving electric cars.
Chinua Achebe, prophetic voice.
Any sophomore geology student knows the Earth’s rotation has been slowing for billions of years and will continue to slow.
I blame the Dobbs Decision, white racism, and climate change for it.
You think trying to look at Uranus is tough…
It will be interesting watching sports media pivot from “Luka and Kyrie might be the greatest backcourt duo in NBA history” to “Well, the Celtics never faced any real competition.”
Happy national golf cart day!
😆🌄
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0l0nzPpvbFs
🎶🎶
I have been up for a bit. I heard the tv in the bedroom come on meaning Mrs. Suthenboy is awake. I pushed the button on the coffee pot and went back in to check on her. She had the news on. I watched for less than a minute.
I have thought about my ol’ buddy Phil a lot lately. He is a limey. I asked him once “What happened to your empire that the sun never set on? Really, what happened?”
His answer: “You will see.”
Now I see.
Well, that’s dark. I hope we don’t get taken over by Pakistanis.
Morning.
Power is out at Casa de Gunslinger.
Yay
Good morning, ‘slinger, OBE, TAFKALack, Suthen, Sean, and Grumble!
…and I hope your power comes back on ASAP, ‘slinger!
Fun.
Morning, Glibs.
Good morning, U! How are you today?
Irritable, but not sure why.
I want to just blow off work, but have no good reason not to stay connected (already logged in)
I am with UnCiv…morning isn’t hitting just right today, but Ill press on
I have a dentist appointment first thing this morning, which I HOPE will be routine. 😕 (I’ve gotten much better about flossing! 😁)
I came up with a way to potentially paint up one of my plastic crack factions easily. But I’m debating between metallic red and metallic blue (The technique will only allow one, so no mixing the two)
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot – You need this shirt.
(And as to your dilemma, without seeing the colors, I’m inclined to be partial to blue.)
Where are the long sleeves? 😛👔
I have drink coasters that are circuit boards, similar to that shirt design.
U, the long sleeves are put away until autumn. Let your forearms see the light of day!
OBE, most of our coasters are old AOL discs run through the microwave to get that lovely crackle finish.
GT – No, I wear long sleeves year round.
I dislike sunburns.
Solar hoodies are the shiznit.
Huzzah! USPS delivering ahead of schedule!
My local Post office is pretty good about delivery. I get that your milage may vary.
I actually applaud Kathleen Kennedy for sending Star Wars to its death. I use Star Wars loosely here of course. It has been drawn and quartered and hung in the public sphere to be mocked and taunted by all for some time, so it is of relief to finally deliver the death blow.
Apparently this latest show has fat Jedi. I guess all that physical training in Empire was to give the androphiles some eye candy.
Look, I don’t care what Disney shits out, none of it will pass my eyes, so it doesn’t matter.
He can open Snickers bars from three parsecs away.
Dammit! I haven’t had a snickers bar in years, now I really want one.
I watched a YouTube review of it and it sounds hilariously stupid. A coven of lesbian force witches? Get the fuck outta here…when the slaggings are way better than the actual product it’s time to put that property on the shelf.
As fucking retarded was the immaculate force conceived Anakin Skywalker was; this just takes the worst of Lucas and propels it into the garbage pit. He ain’t special, the force had apparently raped hundreds of unsuspecting women throughout the galaxy.
Wow. Who watches shit like that?
Better question: Who thinks people want to watch shit like that?
“The power of one, the power of two, the power of many”…straight up collectivist bullshit and might have just quoted Hillary Clinton or Michelle Obama. They know its trash but this is the hill they want to DIE on.
Mornin’ Glibs.
Good morning, JI! How are you today?
Another splendid day of retirement – what more can I say.
For Robodruid and UnCiv:
https://x.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1800600608279331011
Lambs don’t need brains.
Which one is the Prez?
I HAVE THE POWER!!!
Well, my fair share of it has been rightfully restored anyway.
Enjoy it while you can
Use your power wisely!
On second thought, screw that! Turn on every light in the house, and crank up the A/C, the TV, and the music!
What do you call a midget, psychic, felon, thats on the loose?
A small medium at large.
Size the day Tres!
*small chuckle*
Taps watch? Where is our Swiss precision this morning?
The Socialist Progressive Lawfare Club has terminated a quarter of its employees.