Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – I Bring You The Receipts

by | Jul 3, 2024 | Daily Links | 147 comments

Hunter Biden joins West Wing meetings after dad’s disaster debate, ‘doesn’t trust’ aides

WASHINGTON — First son Hunter Biden has been joining West Wing meetings with his father since President Biden returned to the White House on Monday — as the oldest-ever sitting president resists calls from fellow Democrats to step aside, The Post has confirmed.

Scandal-plagued Hunter, 54, who was convicted June 11 of three federal gun felonies and is scheduled for a second federal trial Sept. 5 for $1.4 million in alleged tax fraud, is an advocate of his 81-year-old dad continuing to seek a second term as the Biden family reportedly blames longtime advisers for the president’s dismal Thursday debate performance.

“Hunter doesn’t trust” his father’s old guard of aides, one source told The Post. “I think Hunter wants to be there, and POTUS isn’t going to say no.”

The link also includes special bonus footage of Karine being the most pathetic excuse for a Press Secretary ever. Learn to lie better. Lying is literally the job.


Taraji gets Kamala on the phone

One long full-body cringe. Kamala doing the ghetto accent is so fake it makes your teeth hurt.


“They like orange? By God, we’ll give ’em some fucking orange.”

Which resulted in one of the greatest memes in the history of memes.

For those not up to date on internet frauds, that’s Harry Sisson, who is paid by the DNC to shill for Grandpa Oatmeal on Twix. (His paid status has been confirmed and documented.)


Carve this on Mt. Rushmore. Let’s raise money. Let’s GoFundMe this shit. I want this botoxed turd immortalized in granite and wormwood.



And for bonus Democrat action, here’s a picture of Robert Kennedy Jr. eating a barbequed dog.

This is from Vanity Fair’s nightmare rollercoaster article about how fucking nutball, inbred, fucktarded insane this Garbage Pail rich shithead is. Too bad it was only written to cover for Grandpa Shitshimself because the left fears any votes for RFK2 will be peeled off Biden scaly back.

RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.
Internet archive link to get around their paywall.


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147 Comments

  1. Rat on a train

    Frau Doktor/Cracky 2024!

  2. EvilSheldon

    Credit where credit is due – when Vanity Fair writes a hit piece, they do it right.

    And really, “…fucking nutball, inbred, fucktarded insane…Garbage Pail rich shithead…” sounds pretty awesome right about now.

    • Sensei

      How many 1,000 word? Wow…

  3. Tundra

    That VF article was something else. 10/10, would hate again.

    The picture’s intent seems to have been comedic—Kennedy and his companion are pantomiming—but for the recipient it was disturbing evidence of Kennedy’s poor judgment and thoughtlessness, simultaneously mocking Korean culture, reveling in animal cruelty, and needlessly risking his reputation and that of his family.

    Eating a dog is quite literally the most normal the fucktard ever did.

    While I’m not the biggest NIN fan, that song is fucking amazing. Thanks, SF!

    • SugarFree

      Have you gotten to the part about Martha Moxley’s murder yet?

      • Tundra

        I thought you wrote it. Being killed by a masturbating golfer is the most Kennedy thing ever.

        It wasn’t exactly clear why they vacated Spanky’s sentence though.

        What an absolute POS family.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I think they’re still pissed about getting pushed out of their [short-lived] aristocratic position.

      • Tundra

        I remember watching the rape trial. I really wanted someone to smack the shit out of the smug prick.

        All of these aristocratic families are like that, though.

      • Sensei

        Every other line in that trial was “… and than Uncle Ted and I went out for a drink.”

      • Tundra

        It’s really quite impressive that the old bastard made it to 77.

      • rhywun

        Every other line in that trial was “… and than Uncle Ted and I went out for a drink.”

        lol

    • Certified Public Asshat

      (A veterinarian who examined the photograph says the carcass is a canine, pointing to the 13 pairs of ribs, which include the tell-tale “floating rib” found in dogs.)

      Vanity Fair really getting to the bottom of this claim.

    • B.P.

      “…simultaneously mocking Korean culture, reveling in animal cruelty…”

      When lefty narratives collide.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        Right? So is Korean culture okay or not?

        Eat the dog for diversity, vanity Fair.

  4. SugarFree

    UPDATE

    We (the royal we) are working on getting a Cracky plushie made and for sale. We did some work on it when Cracky debuted and instantly became America’s sweetheart, but a couple of avenues didn’t pan out, and it got sort of lost the maelstrom.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      We want all the Cracky merch we can get.

    • Grummun

      Plush Cracky with red LEDs in the eyes, so we can switch between Friendly Cracky and Dark Cracky, right?

      RIGHT?

      • EvilSheldon

        Do this for me and I will make it worth your while. I promise.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m seeing an article about how to DIY that in the future by someone…

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        If I wasn’t raising 2 impressionable boys I’d be all over this.

    • bacon-magic

      In. And great NIN song.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Holy shit!!!

    • Sean

      😃

  5. DEG

    RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.
    Internet archive link to get around their paywall.

    I tried reading it. I tapped out.

    I read his book on Fauci. But that’s not a description of trailer trash.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    For those not up to date on internet frauds

    I resemble that remark.

    *I broke down and googled (via duck duck go) the “hawk tuah” girl. I still don’t know what/who/why.

    • bacon-magic

      You got to spit on that thang.

      • slumbrew

        That moment was a delightful combination of wholesome and filthy.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I mean no, not wholesome.

      • slumbrew

        Her laughter is wholesome AF.

    • Aloysious

      Blowjobs. She was talking about blowjobs. We love her.

      I saw the video of her answering the question, and I am of two minds. If she was just talking shit for the camera and having a laugh, good on her. If she was seriously serious, then that girl has got her some experience.

      I can’t tell, so I’m going to assume good faith and say she was having fun. (Am I delusional? Probably…)

      • Old Man With Candy

        Huh, I thought it was prep for a rear approach…

      • EvilSheldon

        Despite the lies of the porn industry, spitting on it is nowhere near enough for that.

      • Not Adahn

        The visuals make it pretty clear.

        Also kudos for her invocation of the classic “the best way to get over a guy is to get under another one.”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You need more than just a little bit of spit for that activity.

      • Aloysious

        *blinks obtusely*

        You know, prepping for fun butt stuff never even entered my mind.

      • Old Man With Candy

        You know, guys, a rear approach can just be doggie. It’s like you’ve never… oh, wait…

      • Q Continuum

        She can’t enjoy sucking a few dicks here and there and have a good laugh too?

        NB: I would let her hawk tuah me all day every day.

  7. Certified Public Asshat

    or when he claimed there was a mysterious alternative shooter in the death of his father in 1968 (going so far as to interview Sirhan B. Sirhan in prison and proclaim him innocent); or that the CIA was possibly involved in the assassination—claims that caused deep pain for his siblings.

    The poor CIA!

  8. The Late P Brooks

    fucking nutball, inbred, fucktarded insane this Garbage Pail rich shithead

    *uptwinkles*

  9. The Late P Brooks

    We (the royal we) are working on getting a Cracky plushie made and for sale. We did some work on it when Cracky debuted and instantly became America’s sweetheart, but a couple of avenues didn’t pan out, and it got sort of lost the maelstrom.

    Just as long as they are made by Chinese slave orphans and stuffed with panda fur.

    • Nephilium

      If it’s coming from China, I want it stuffed with only the finest opium.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        … But isn’t their opium from India? (Now Afghanistan?)

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Carve this on Mt. Rushmore.

    Put that face on a lawn jockey.

    • kinnath

      in black face

  11. The Late P Brooks

    If it’s coming from China, I want it stuffed with only the finest opium.

    Deal.

  12. KSuellington

    At least Kristie Noem had the decency not to be photographed eating a dog.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      Nice one.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    I picked up a box of Wheaties the other day. Billie Jean King is on the box. There’s a bunch of celebratory stuff about what a pioneer she was. She makes a million times better marketing partner than that “I wanna be a girl just like the girl who married dear old Dad” Bud Light idjit.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Isn’t that the chick that beat an old man who was 50% Luck Strikes by volume?

  14. OBJ FRANKELSON

    Harryv Sisson would still be insufferable if his checks were signed by William F. Buckley Jr.

  15. Gustave Lytton

    Karine being the most pathetic excuse for a Press Secretary ever. Learn to lie better.

    Why would she? The White House press corps keeps lapping what ever she hands out. She has no sense of shame or personal integrity and does the same performance every day.

    • creech

      Will have a great post WH gig as a judge on America’s Got Talent gushing over the most pedestrian dance group, acrobats, dog tricks, and 8 year old singers.

      • Tres Cool

        THE ARISTOCRATS!

  16. rhywun

    Kamala doing the ghetto accent is so fake it makes your teeth hurt.

    She made the most out of a few years playacting “African American” in Oakland before moving to the wealthiest neighborhood in Montreal for high school.

    • Shpip

      That company is getting passed around like a college girl at a Kennedy clan reunion.

    • Tundra

      Kennedy has since said the article contains ‘a lot of garbage’, but when pressed by a podcast interviewer whether he denied the sexual assault allegation, he said: ‘I’m not going to comment on it.’

      Bobby couldn’t help himself. There were titties!

    • B.P.

      The photo of RFK Jr. and Chris Cuomo at the link…. Man, everyone’s going with the orange look these days.

      • Tundra

        Orange is the new black.

    • Suthenboy

      Judging by the skull I say goat. Also, overcooked.

  17. rhywun

    one of the greatest memes in the history of memes

    That is glorious.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      It’s only gay if the balls touch.

  18. Suthenboy

    I was wondering how JFKjr got that brain worm. Nothing in that bit surprises me. It is almost like that kind of power corrupts people. Camelot indeed.

    • robc

      Straight out of 1984.

    • Suthenboy

      Pavlik Morozov has a boner. A loud applause in hell from ex-Stazi.

      The road to leftist utopia only goes one place.

    • Nephilium

      Chutzpah – Murdering your parents and begging for the mercy of the court because you’re an orphan.

      This may need to be supplanted by this woman.

  19. robc

    As I have been away for a while, what is the general thought around these parts on Chase Oliver?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Boo.

    • Tundra

      Dreadful.

      So perfect for the stupid fucking LP.

      • Grummun

        So perfect for the stupid fucking

        I had completely forgotten he was the LP nominee.

      • robc

        That was my first impression. Still better than any other option though.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        No. I dead goat would be better. In fact, no one, literally, would be better.

      • Tundra

        I had completely forgotten he was the LP nominee.

        Theater kids are bad at politics. The LP is infested with them.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Hiss

    • bacon-magic

      He blows billy goats non-consensually.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I am not sure if consensual goat blowing would be better or worse.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Team L continues to serve up absolutely awful candidates. Johnson was their last non-awful, and they fucked THAT up with their VP choice.

    • creech

      Write in Rand Paul if you think your vote matters at all.

    • The Last American Hero

      His stance on Covid and censorship suck.

      But, as tos notes repeatedly , he is gay so any criticism is attributed to homophobia.

  20. Tundra

    Boom!

    I honestly had very low expectations for the fallout from Chevron, but this is heartening!

    • DEG

      No, but I think the readers of the UK Sun would like her to run the country.

    • Suthenboy

      A naive girl trying to reason with a lunatic? I dunno.

    • Grummun

      Paging Q Continuum, Q Continuum to the Prurient Interest Phone, please.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    The Supreme Court’s reign of terror

    [Prolonged hysterical shrieking, catalog of judicial atrocities]

    There are conversations now taking place about what to do to reform a renegade court that refuses to accept that it should be checked by the other branches; those conversations have perhaps never felt more mired in helplessness, yet paradoxically, they have never been more crucial. Find someone working on court reform and lend an oar. Whatever faint hope we once held out that public outrage alone would encourage moderation has been blown to smithereens. Public outrage has somehow made the court more reckless. The time for wishful thinking about the power of shame, institutional legitimacy, and historical legacy is over. The time for action may well be now or never.

    The President is no more constrained in his actions than a medieval absolute monarch. Black bag those terrorists and replace them with Democrats who understand and embrace the concept of a living Constitution.

    • B.P.

      I take it the language at the end of that snippet doesn’t qualify as the dangerous and threatening rhetoric I’ve heard so much about.

    • Suthenboy

      “When I use a constitution,’ Slate said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

      ’The question is,’ said SCOTUS, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

      ’The question is,’ said Slate, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.”

      Feel free to replace Slate with leftist of your choice.

    • Grumbletarian

      In the course of its most recent term that conservative supermajority has created a monarchical presidency, awarding the chief executive near-insurmountable immunity from accountability for any and all crimes committed during a term in office. It has seized power from Congress, strictly limiting lawmakers’ ability to write broad laws that tackle the major crises of the moment. And it has hobbled federal agencies’ authority to apply existing statutes to problems on the ground, substituting the expert opinions of civil servants with the (often partisan) preferences of unelected judges.

      Bureaucratic ‘experts’ are never unelected nor partisan.

      • Gustave Lytton

        seized power from Congress, strictly limiting lawmakers’ ability to write broad laws

        And nothing impedes them from writing specific laws.

        created a monarchical presidency

        Wait, i thought the complaint was that Congress couldn’t just pass an enabling act and hand all power over to the executive?

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        Also, the court keeps giving other branches power, because they don’t believe in checks and balances against their own power.

        Or something. Pretty sure I’ve written better essays in ninth grade.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, it’s pretty hard to square the circle of “seized power from Congress”, “hobbled federal agencies’ authority”, and “created a monarchical presidency”.

  22. Old Man With Candy

    So, know what disappeared in the news about RFKJ’s culinary predilections? We had an admitted dog-eater in the White House not many years ago. And he’s a God King to the left. Hmmm, maybe the last explains the first.

  23. Aloysious

    I think I’ve said it before, but I never expected to live to see the day that democrats would turn on a Kennedy.

    It says a lot that Dominant Culture types would show such outrage over a picture of RFK jr when that now thankfully deceased walking toilet bowl of human shit Ted Kennedy let a woman die slowly and painfully, and their outrage to that act was almost nonexistent.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Everyone will will turn on anybody in politics when they’re no longer useful.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Harry Sisson looks like he won the grand prize at a rainbow party.

    • Suthenboy

      Mentioned that Sisson is a paid shill for Biden.
      All shills for the left are paid. Every. Single. One.

  25. Aloysious

    I’m pondering on the Cracky plushie.

    Pictureing a squishmallow that says different Hunterisms when you hug it to your bosom or stuff it in your shorts.

  26. The Other Kevin

    I’m really disappointed with you guys. Who among us hasn’t eaten a dog and fucked the nanny? Or vice versa?

    • Suthenboy

      *refuses to make eye contact, slinks out of room*

      • The Other Kevin

        😂

    • Sensei

      That’s a winner! He likely doesn’t remember which.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I know you are, but what am I?

    Heidi Beirich, co-founder of the Global Project Against Hate and Extremism, said Roberts’ comments about a “second American Revolution” are “a bit terrifying but also elucidating.” The 1,000-page Project 2025 playbook calls for far-reaching changes in government, including rolling back protections for the LGBTQ community and infusing Christianity more deeply into society.

    “Roberts, the Heritage Foundation, and its allies in Project 2025 want to reorder American society and fundamentally change it,” Beirich said. “He’s said the quiet part out loud.”

    The quiltbaggers are fully committed to live and let live. If only those dastardly Republicans would leave them alone.

    • rhywun

      Global Project Against Hate and Extremism

      Oh, brother. 🙄

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        So they’re fighting on the front lines against Hamas, right?

      • Suthenboy

        Nebulous titles like that usually mean ‘commie radical agitator’.

  28. Shpip

    Wherever shall the lefties go?

    After the debate between President Biden and Donald Trump turned disastrous for the incumbent Thursday, comedian Jon Stewart quipped on “The Daily Show” that he needed to “call a real estate agent in New Zealand.”

    Americans, like Stewart, looking for an escape hatch will find New Zealand a very different place this time around. Ardern is gone, and so too are her policies. This country is now led by a coalition of center-right, libertarian and populist lawmakers who have formed its most conservative government in decades.

    New Zealand’s pivot to the right was driven by the political fallout from the Ardern government’s coronavirus pandemic response. Although hailed internationally for saving lives, the lockdowns and vaccine mandates led to protests about freedoms being trampled.

    The characters in this sad saga are a young couple who decamped to New Zealand because the college town in Colorado where they lived wasn’t progressive enough. Now they’re looking elsewhere, though the next election in Canada might dissuade them from moving there.

    WaPo link that’s archived to get around the paywall.

    • The Other Kevin

      Good luck New Zealand. That kind of talk isn’t keeping them away from Texas and Florida either.

      • Suthenboy

        Termites and locusts have to eat, ya’ know.

    • Suthenboy

      That shit again? They are nothing if not tiresome and predictable.

    • rhywun

      the college town in Colorado where they lived wasn’t progressive enough

      *falls out of chair*

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Gawd I love when these people do this shit. Like white ultra progs that do social justice tourism by moving to Mombasa, and find they’re not super welcome. Or the black ultra progs that visit, or move to, Lagos based on a DNA test, and find how much easier and more hygienic life is back home.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      My wife’s godson lost all sense and married a feminist geographer they ended up in Germany to escape all the American bigots.
      Perhaps the Colorado couple would like to be their neighbor

    • Tundra

      Stupid fucks. There is no place on earth more progressive than Boulder. Well, maybe Asheville.

      The shooting at the King Soopers was BECAUSE they are such anti-gun losers.

      Regardless, I’m glad they are gone and I hope they never move back.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Speaking of Asheville, there’s this place over there called Earthhaven Ecovillage. Sounds about up this couple’s alley

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        (but at least they’re not burdening anyone else with their lifestyle)

      • Tundra

        I actually really enjoyed Asheville. It was clean, very few homeless people and the coffee place we stopped at made a proper Cubano!

      • rhywun

        My town says, “Hold our beer.”

      • B.P.

        Can you imagine the amount of lecturing that the poor kids in those communities must endure? I give the edge to Earthaven since, as evidenced by the cover picture, a number of the residents were clearly abducted from a Renaissance fair.

      • Shpip

        I mean, srsly https://www.earthaven.org/

        The people on that homepage group photo look exactly how you’d expect them to look.

      • ZWAK came for the two-fisted tentacle-fighting, stayed for the crushing existential nihilism.

        Heh. A kid I grew up with was born and raised here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farm_(Tennessee) one of those post sixies hippy communes.

        He ended up as a Marine DI.

      • R C Dean

        There’s a few offhand references to permaculture and whatnot, but from what I can tell, they spend all their time lecturing people. Which seems on point.

      • Tres Cool

        I dont see much diversity in the pics from either of those sites….

    • B.P.

      A straight news story that uses the phrase “climate deniers.” Why is everyone shitting all over the press all the time?

    • R C Dean

      Pyongyang might be worth a look.

    • Tundra

      Not even close.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        I love my hands and fingers too much to ever become a real Florida man.

      • R C Dean

        And I’m sure your hands and fingers love you, too.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        It’s a tough job, but somebody has got to do it.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    The characters in this sad saga are a young couple who decamped to New Zealand because the college town in Colorado where they lived wasn’t progressive enough.

    How precious.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      I hope they didn’t fly in some planet polluting jet to get there. Sailing boats only progs.

  30. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Let’s make links great again.

    Nice work today SF, appreciate the musical choice as well.

  31. R C Dean

    “First son Hunter Biden has been joining West Wing meetings”

    And just like that, having a convicted felon in the White House is no big deal after all.

  32. Rebel Scum

    I Bring You The Receipts

    But I didn’t buy anything. And I didn’t ask for a recipe.

  33. Rebel Scum

    For those not up to date on internet frauds, that’s Harry Sisson, who is paid by the DNC to shill for Grandpa Oatmeal on Twix.

    Fitting that he is supported by a kid who’s balls haven’t even dropped yet.

    “They like orange? By God, we’ll give ’em some fucking orange.”

    I guess C3P-Joe found the bronzer.

  34. Rebel Scum

    This is pretty rough. But you should see it after the hurricane hit.