ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ZOOM AVOIDANCE ONES. NO ONE ELSE WOULD ANSWER BRUTAL SPUD’S CALLS FOR HELP.
IT IS YOUR GOD ZARDOZ TO ANSWER THE CALL.
ZARDOZ HAS COME BEFORE YOU WITH CONCERNS FROM THE BRUTAL INTERNET WORLD, AND THE SCOURGE OF BRUTALITY THAT INFECTS US ALL.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN AWFL ONE. IF IT IS YOU THAT IS WORRIED DO NOT FRET, FOR IT IS YOUR GOD, ZARDOZ WITH THE ANSWER TO LIFE’S MALADIES. NO…IT IS NOT WINE.
IT IS THE GUN! THE GUN IS GOOD. THE GUN WILL CLEANSE YOUR WORLD OF BRUTALITY.
ZADDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN IMPRESSIVE TESTING ONE. YOU DONE FUCKED UP, BUT FEAR NOT NOT. YOUR BOYFRIENDS PENIS IS EVIL. HIS PENIS SHOOTS SEEDS THAT SPREADS THE SCOURGE OF NEW LIFE.
…BUT THE GUN IS GOOD! ZARDOZ ENDORSE BRUTAL WALTHER PDP F SERIES. TO ALLOW YOU TO CLEANSE THE SCOURGE OF BRUTALS FROM THE EARTH WITH PRECISION AND COMFORT EVEN WITH A SET OF HANDS DIMINUTIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE BRUTAL BOYFRIENDS PENIS LOOK BIG.
NOW…GO FORTH AND CLEANSE.
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN GACKT ONE.
GET FUCKED.
NOW GO FORTH, AND COMMENT! ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Hail ZARDOZ.
Spud needs help? Is he hiding from STEVE SMITH?
I’m pretty sure being white qualifies as a mental health dysfunction.
Open post and ZARDOZ can’t be arsed to post this?
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09
It’s my birthday weekend. Staying at a nice Hilton, then getting a steak. I will join next week, another year older.
Hilton doesn’t have wifi? Sheesh!
Hanging out with my OG family and also site lurker I named Retired Rambo. I must join their conversations. Sadly they rarely talk about Sasquatches, libertarians, and bourbon.
I saved you some music.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1WUpGQqyIn0
I was just gonna say – sounds like a rock star lifestyle to me!
Paging CPRM for more evidence
Enjoy and happy birthday R.J. Here’s hoping Tubi has your favorite movie.
Happy birthday, since we probably won’t be seeing you on the zoomies!
Happy birthday 🎂🎈
GET FUCKED
I feel like Zardoz is channeling Winston’s Mom a bit.
I lol’ed there
We have some fly issues around here, so I bought a salt gun. These things rock! Devastating at 3 feet which is perfect and they just vaporize.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CMGLGGWY?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title
They really upped the power on the newer ones. I have the 1.0 version (I think), and it’s really good at stunning them. Occasionally I’ll kill or obliterate one, but I have to double tap, just to be sure.
Mine’s 3.0 with optics, serious fun just to have around
Does this mean there is a correlation between progressive ideas and mental health?
Why yes, yes it does.
Does this mean there is a correlation between progressive ideas and mental health?
Many people have a hard time distinguishing the world as it is from the world as they wish it to be.
“Wisdom begins by calling things their proper names.” – Some old Greek dude or some old Chinese dude but never mind which or both…like all truisms they stole it from someone who came before them.
Many people struggle with second order consequences. This applies to their personal lives as well as politics.
“The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.”
-A fatally flawed messenger
Amazing to me how the obvious escapes so many people. It is such a mystery we may never know what is upsetting him.
I think the line usually goes –
Male in serious relationship: “Now that we are comfortable together and committed what about we spice things up a bit?”
Female in serious relationship: “Oh I did all of that already. I got it out of my system. Besides you aren’t the kind of guy I would choose for that.”
Male in formerly seriously relationship: *Unzips suitcase and starts dumping drawers into it*
Married women who aren’t tied up in feminism or the complementary conservative strain of feminine pride realize that sometimes they need to step a little outside their comfort zone in the bedroom to keep their man satisfied. It doesn’t mean they can’t have boundaries or that they can’t get what they want, but they can’t just limp fish it every time and expect that hubby is happy to just have a hole available to him.
Some guys want to be that “safe choice”. You know, like Tim Walz. She ‘ll never sprawl across the bed drenched in sweat gasping “Holy moly” with you, but you’re the one she’ll call when there’s a spider in her bath tub.
Good for them. I hope they get their wish.
I have always tried to be both.
That wannabe-fuckboi post is all over Twitter. AMAYYYYYZING how sharp the divide is. Everybody’s talking past each other and nobody wants to try to understand the other side’s viewpoint.
A SET OF HANDS DIMINUTIVE ENOUGH TO MAKE BRUTAL BOYFRIENDS PENIS LOOK BIG
ZARDOZ had to expect this.
WTF is Gackt?
Only Gackt I know is this dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bTHhXSpd4U
This was another good one from way back when: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPlpzvqauI
IDEK.
I Don’t Even Kare either
REKT
pwnd!
SMDH
FYTW
SLABYR
LS/MFT
I really hope youtube is charging Kamala through the nose for those ads – I can’t stand hearing her voice and those keep coming up.
Everybody’s talking past each other and nobody wants to try to understand the other side’s viewpoint.
So- business as usual.
Gravity never sleeps
A large geological feature in southern Utah known as the “Double Arch,” the “Hole in the Roof” and sometimes the “Toilet Bowl” has collapsed, National Park Service officials said Friday. No injuries were reported.
The popular arch in the Glen Canyon National Recreation Area fell Thursday, and park rangers suspect changing water levels and erosion from waves in Lake Powell contributed to its demise.
Michelle Kerns, superintendent of the recreation area that spans the border of Utah and Arizona, said the collapse serves as a reminder to protect the mineral resources that surround the lake.
“These features have a life span that can be influenced or damaged by manmade interventions,” she said in a statement.
They should have reinforced it with concrete to preserve it for future generations.
, without evidence.
“These features have a life span that can be influenced or damaged by manmade interventions,” she said in a statement.
Blow the dam. #Heydukelives
Heartwarming for the day (and one of the channels I listed in one of my recent Youtube articles)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kQi1Kg_bWw
I is on the zoom a bit early cause I’m bored
Im coming, elizabeth!
It’s the big one!
Kid in town…can’t. Enjoy!
I’d like to, but a) my audio has been all sorts of goofy in the past, and )b I doubt I’d be to good in a conversation right now.
I’ve been feeling ‘OFF’ all day. Just on a bit of a delay. And grrg. hayek likely gets what I’m talking about. Just about 15% ‘congested.’ And my family being here doesn’t help. Lack of privacy has hit me hard a few times today.
YouTube just recommended Baby Got Back in my feed. I gotta say the butts in that video aren’t all that big by today’s standard.
Get sprung!
LOL that song played on my phone the other day.
No need to marry the milkman when you can fuck the cow for free.
Wut
If ya swing whatever way, I guess it’s not THAT big’a deal, especially if it’s YOUR cow. Or if no one else finds out. Or especially if the cow *likes* it, then ya could have all sorts of interesting conversations.
Relevant
Care to explain?
The Reddit above telling her boyfriend of several years that he’s marriage material.
I usually don’t drink much, but I had a couple of glasses of JD on ice and I am surprised I managed to drive home. Shit. Lucky but remorseful tonight.
I entered that same camp on Friday. Quite a small amount, but especially cuz it’s me, I knew I fucked up. I pulled over to chill. Then I responded to a call and, mostly out of the convergence of all stressors, managed to fuck that up pretty well.
Regret and shame have followed.
Yeah, fortunately it was a short drive, but still…
I am disappoint that no one in the last picture is playing grabass.
We let our English bulldog go 2 weeks ago. We brought her ashes home yesterday. A dog is not a human, but, not having any children of our own, she was like our perpetual 3-year-old. We loved her very much. The wife is out of town tonight. Today has been very hard.
There was a link here the day we let her go about the FedEx driver who stole a family’s Frenchie that later died in his truck. There is no level of hurt that I would be uncomfortable unleashing on such a person.
I am from the country, where we generally regard dogs as working animals, and we farm and hunt, so we are accustomed to taking an animal’s life.
When our dog was younger, I was approached on two occasions by scum of the earth asking if she was fixed and if I would sell her. We gave ours a good life, and I don’t understand people who would subject an animal to a life of suffering to put a few dollars in their pocket.
I’m sorry CP. Still miss our last doggo. The new one has been extremely challenging and not as rewarding.
I offer my condolences on the loss of your doggo. I’m a “childless” pet owner myself, and always will be.
As to the type of person who steals a family pet, or runs a puppy mill, or even just does it low scale in their trailer… damn. I have zero mercy to those people.
If there is a drop of decency in your soul, surely it woul manifest when you are holding a warm puppy in your hands
Today in asshole.
Show us on the doll where the white, middle-class, heterosexual nerd touched you.
I’m confused.
When did White Dwarf have film reviews in it?
I checked, and yes that turd apparently had a column where he vomitted uselessness every other month. Games Workshop has since dropped content not about their products from the magazine.
Ha. I did not know what White Dwarf is. Assumed something along the lines of Red Dwarf.
Today I also learned what Games Workshop is and that it is headquartered in the same town where my company has a large presence.
GW makes Plastic Crack. I lost count of how many times I’ve mentioned the company.
(Full disclosure – I am a shareholder in the company)
“This movie sucks because it doesn’t check the correct demographic check-boxes.”
Morning all.
WTF? I watch YouTube videos about recipes and music. I have never watched any political ads (occasionally philosophical discussions) but certainly never D or Kamala ads. I have never looked at any tranny videos of any kind.
In the last couple of weeks my feed has been chock full of both.
It has the definite feel of the proggie ‘eat it and like it’ mentality. Who runs YouTube these days? What the fuck is it with these people?
“What can $5 do for the Harris Walz Campaign? Well…”
Just disgusting.
No message..
Just give us money. And money they will get.
The media is running her campaign policies through focus testing.
It can feed Sally Struthers for a meal?
This photo headline looks suspiciously familiar to an SF creation
https://ibb.co/Bj4hStw
Joined at the neck, just needs a mask.
20% of people voting for a commie can result in a dictatorship in the UK.
2 years for ‘gesticulating’ at the police, tried and sentenced in about 2 days. Amazing.
My wife told me that the chief of police somewhere in the UK is saying he will go after people posting comments online, including those in the US, up to seeking extradition.
Come and get it, dummy.
That said, UK is clearly fucked. Never have I more agreed with my wife’s stance to never send a cent to the UK by travelling there.
I’ll stand by my prediction that is Kamala wins, her DOJ will extradite
I’m not sure what we should do about that, if that were true.
Exercise the 2nd.
5.56
Extraditing people to foreign lands who have never been to said foreign lands for legal behavior here in the US but illegal in those foreign lands, i.e. subjecting our citizens to the laws of foreign nations would be the ultimate in destroying our sovereignty, wouldn’t it? A bit over the line I would say.
Is there any nation they would not extradite us to? Iran for not participating in Islam? NK for watching forbidden news media? Bhutan for spitting on the sidewalk?
Let me guess: The internet means all of everyone’s behavior has externalities effecting everyone else in the world so we need a one world govt and uniform set of laws for all of humanity. I think they are evil and insane enough to make just that argument.
Good morning, my future UK cell mates!
🌞☕👑
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PCsGRCf8T9Y
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean, U, TAFKALack, OBE, Ted’S., and Suthen!
🎩😉
Looking forward to going back to work on Monday? 😉
Not really 😬
But I like money. And being in charge.
I will take the money part but you can keep the being in charge nonsense.