The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 27

by | Aug 14, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 82 comments

Now we are getting into the Covid times. I know a lot of you have given Trump a pass on this, but fuck that shit. He allowed it to happen and encouraged it. He did that asinine stimulus with his name on the checks. He let Fauci call the shots. He took a year of my life away from seeing certain family members. He fast tracked the vaccine. Fuck that shit. I don’t care if the world burns, he’s not getting my vote. Kanye 2024! If I’m voting for a crazy asshole, I’m voting for the craziest asshole!

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82 Comments

    • slumbrew

      I’m doing my part!

      • CPRM

        Sorry, my computer froze, rebooting…rebooting…rebooting…

  1. MikeS

    I wear many different hats, too. Hmmm…

  2. Tundra

    I’m kind of enjoying these flashbacks but I’m also starting to get PTSD.

    • rhywun

      Ugh fuck me… South Park is showing a plague episode – I have not seen these. Everyone is masked up and shit.

      I have no idea where it might go.

      • rhywun

        They could at least muffle their voices like reality was.

        FAIL.

      • Gender Traitor

        Kenny’s voice is always muffled.*

        *Haven’t watched in many years. Did he ever finally stay dead?

      • rhywun

        Did he ever finally stay dead?

        Seems like he was randomly in and out. So no.

    • The Other Kevin

      Between that and Walz all over, I can imagine.

  3. rhywun

    heā€™s not getting my vote

    I hear that. My vote goes to anyone who is not a Democrat so anyone who fits that criterion and is on my ballot is game.

  4. DEG

    I know a lot of you have given Trump a pass on this

    Not me.

    I donā€™t care if the world burns, heā€™s not getting my vote

    I’ll be a no-vote for president.

    • rhywun

      I plead guilty to airbrushing a lot of that year out of my mind – it was a real shit year and not just because plague.

      I do want to vote, though.

  5. Fourscore

    Your preamble is a good reminder for those that thought (think) Donald was(is) the republican savior. I won’t vote, don’t want to spoil my almost 50 year boycott. My wife is a diehard Trumpinista. She’ll vote the anti-Kamala ticket.

  6. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I’m voting Burge

  7. MikeS

    I didn’t vote for Donny Dipshit the first two times around. I am seriously considering it this time as my small way to give a middle finger to all the crooked assholes making this country look like a banana republic.

    • rhywun

      lol I don’t remember my voting history at all.

      I may or may not have voted for Donald once. I know I voted L once but I don’t remember which year.

  8. Brochettaward

    I came. I saw. I Firsted.

    • MikeS

      šŸ„’šŸ’¦

    • CPRM

      And where the fuck were you last Thursday?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Keep your perversions to yourself, this is family friendly website,

  9. DrOtto

    I won’t fault anyone for not voting for Trump and Covid is the strongest argument against him, but I will say he was tricked into the Covid bullshit. I didn’t vote for him in 2016, but I did in 2020 despite his Covid shit because Brandon was promising (and was) worse than Trump on the Covid horseshit. I’m not sure what I’m going to do this year. What I will say is I have never voted for the eventual winner, so I feel like I must be doing something right in the voting booth and you can’t blame me for any of this mess.

    • Fourscore

      Trump added 8T to the debt, Biden like wise. Obama 8-9T but over 8 years. The next president will easily surpass those rookie numbers

      After all the bird/swine and other pandemics, the cry of Covid sounded the same. Old, sick people die. Nothing new.

    • DEG

      I didnā€™t vote for him in 2016, but I did in 2020 despite his Covid shit because Brandon was promising (and was) worse than Trump on the Covid horseshit.

      Same here. I won’t vote for him in 2024. I’m not going to stroke his ego again.

      • DEG

        To clarify:

        If Trump had repudiated his Covid bullshit, yeah, I’d vote for him in 2024.

        Voting for him in 2020 I saw as simply a self-defense move against worse stuff coming.

        But since 2020, at least here in NH, there has been a bunch of work done at the state level to mitigate some of the excesses. And I don’t see another round of Covid-like bullshit coming.

    • Fourscore

      My mother made them, on bread baking days. Heavy, hot, slathered with butter. Us kids loved them. On rare occasions, doughnuts with sugar on them. About the same time frozen bread became available, 5 loaves for a buck. Mom switched, the store bought stuff was much better than hers.

      When the missus was off traveling I would get the frozen buns (whole wheat) and bake them in a countertop oven. I was a kid again, hot bread from the oven.

    • rhywun

      Yummy x a lot

      • rhywun

        OOf-da Tacos!

        šŸ˜±

      • CPRM

        MinnySoda stealing from the injuns, no wonder they needed a flag.

      • UnCivilServant

        *looks at site*

        That’s just sad.

      • MikeS

        They don’t taste sad. They taste like good ol’ fashioned ‘murican colonialism and cultural appropriation. Delicious!

  10. Yusef drives a Kia

    It’s kind of primal,
    Dogs and Man, but my 6 pack of dogs loves a nice fire, even in summer,
    Dags!

    • Fourscore

      So, a half dozen hot dogs?

    • Aloysious

      Heh.

      Weiner dogs?

  11. creech

    Just watched the Biden CBS Sunday Morning interview. Fucking liar repeated the Trump Good people Nazi bull, that Trump promised a bloodbath, and there would be violence if Trump won in Nov. No discernable pushback or follow up by a hole interviewer.

  12. creech

    Why did one Willie Horton ad in 1988 be so successful, yet dozens of Trump ads about numerous violent illegal immigrants are having no discernable effect?

    • rhywun

      +36 more years of propaganda

  13. Ownbestenemy

    As always, writing in Barry Goldwater.

  14. Evan from Evansville

    My vote and take: I didn’t vote for Trump in 2016. I was tempted in 2020. The Incident in ’19 didn’t keep me voting for him in ’20. I knew Biden would be the shitshow he turned out to be. In Trump-safe Indiana, there was no fucking way I was gonna meander out to the polls in fucking Carmel in the midst of the scamdemic. Wasn’t worth adding to Team Blue-family nonsense. They don’t mind me having a different take, but I bite my tongue to get along. We fundamentally disagree.

    I absolutely am voting for him this year. Decided a few weeks before the assassination attempt. The nightmarish ways to stop Trump from running are blazing Red Flags that cannot be ignored. I didn’t love all of Trump, ‘specially COVID. But he was shockingly *decent.* A respite. We agree: Power is never voluntarily ceded.

    Honestly, my vote is just a number to add for the popular vote metric folk love to froth over sans understanding. Trump, fairly good, no new wars! That ain’t nuttin’ at all. Blue won’t give up Power. It needs to end. Now. Result? Massive riots if Trump wins. Possibly ‘big’ ones if he loses. Might as well let the Big Argument happen now. Red is far too well-armed to start a straight-up Civil War 2.0 me(ignorantly)thinks. (Hopes.) Get this shit out now before it can continue to fester and get worse. Something Big is gonna happen eventually. Fuckin’ do it now and get it over with.

    Rips the band-aid…RIGHT OFF!

  15. Suthenboy

    To repeat a comment I posted yesterday regarding Starbucks because I posted after the thread was dead. I was having trouble keeping up. I am reposting because the thought wandered around to other topics.

    Perhaps high-end coffee shop and fast food restaurant models arenā€™t compatible? Using lower quality coffee as the fulcrum to balance the two doesnt work?ā€ØGood coffee shop is a mom and pop coffee aficionado operation. Dunkin Doughnuts is a good FF coffee shop.ā€ØI think of Starbucks as an overpriced Dunkin doughnuts on a dark and stormy night.

    As for the purple proseā€¦I was standing in line at a Starbucks in Shreveport once and my wandering bored eye caught some books on a small shelf near the register. I strolled over and attempted to take one down to glance at while I waited only to discover that the ā€˜booksā€™ were propsā€¦the row was simply a molded light paper box, the face of which was painted to appear as 8 or 10 books.ā€ØI had tipped them out enough that the ruse made a light thump when I let it drop back. The look on my face must have said volumes because when I turned back around to return to the line there was a MILF staring at me with one hand over her mouth barely holding back her laughter. She winked at me. I got it. She got it. Yet we both stayed there and went through the motions.
    I am reminded of the ending line in a Scandinavian movie about a cop chasing a man who got fed up with civilized life and went to live in the wild alone. After much drama and many characters the cop catches the guy but is mortally wounded in a struggle with some thieves. The ā€˜wildā€™ man and he talk as dies. The ā€˜wildā€™ man apologizes to the cop for all of the trouble and explains his behavior as ā€œI guess I was just playing dress-up.ā€ The cop responds, while reflecting on his life now ending with ā€œWe are all just playing dress-up.ā€

    Re: my vote.
    The year is 2019 and I am topping off my gas tank. I glance at the pump and notice the price I am paying – $1.85 per gallon.
    I had not noticed how low the price of gas had gotten until that point. I was surprised and very, very pleased. I thought ‘Ok, good. Now the price of tennis shoes, loaves of bread, utilities, rent and ER visits should start reflecting this. The price of everything depends on the price of the energy it takes to make it and bring it to us. If we could keep this going for ten years we will be wealthier than any society in history. ” This made me happy because prosperity gives people options. It is the lifeblood of liberty.
    Despite all of the petty whining, TDS, the lunacy and Trump’s own shortcomings in my eyes, I am gonna vote Trump.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Trump sucks less than the only other person with a chance of winning. The idea that the fedgov will be administered in the same fashion regardless of who wins is delusional. At least with him and for all of his faults thereā€™s hope, false hope maybe but at least he doesnā€™t actively want to metaphorically kick my teeth in.

  16. Sean

    Voting still matters. Barely.

    Good morning to you all! Including any commie .gov lurkers.

    šŸ˜³ā˜•šŸ³

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTz88cmXie4

    I wanna go back. šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, and Suthen!

      • Gender Traitor

        The all-staff meeting went well, but we were still having trouble getting payroll finalized. Turns out our regular payroll manager had a family emergency and will be out the rest of the week, so we had to explain the remaining issues to his sub. We got a notification during the meeting that payroll was once again ready for review, but unless my boss took care of it remotely when he got home, I’ll have to do it first thing this morning. AND it’s time to get ready for next week’s Board meeting. šŸ˜•

        How about you?

      • UnCivilServant

        I have to deal with insufferable people today.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m sorry…but isn’t that pretty much every work day?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I spent all day troubleshooting something that broke months ago and none of my coworkers (and our QA people) noticed.

        We have some legacy code that is deployed using a completely shitty automated process. It has always been shit and one of the problems is that when errors occur during the deploy it doesn’t necessarily get flagged. So people run it and then think everything went well.

        Turns out a library was updated to a new major version that caused all sorts of issues with our deploy. As in, it hasn’t actually worked since May! Of course, I wanted to do an experiment and manually deployed a bit of code. Then when I ran the auto deploy process I discovered that everything wasn’t working.

        Of course, the whiniest person in our group (who is supposed to be a senior manager) noticed a bug in our portal app (caused by my experiment). The bug prevented him from clicking an icon and opening a new browser tab with the target site in it. Oh the wailing he was going on about! Of course, he couldn’t just click the new tab button and paste in the url for the app he wanted. Nope, he was completely blocked.

        So I spent all day looking into our crappy process, sending email to our team trying to ask nicely how none of them noticed that the deploy didn’t work, and ignoring my tedious colleague. (It was sort of fun to tell him to pound sand and I wouldn’t be going to any meetings with him).

        Thanks for letting me vent. It has been a day of frustration.

      • UnCivilServant

        “You lack sufficient technical skills for your job, mr former senior manager. You are no longer employed by this company.”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Mr. Senior Manager is asshole buddies with our director.

        Director brought him with him when he joined the company. Mr. Sr Manager never seems to actually do anything. He is always making suggestions that we change to some new framework. Director is convinced that makes him a visionary.

        He’s made some improvements though. He no longer sends out red ball alerts when he sees a certain endpoint fail anymore. We finally got him to learn that the solution to that failure is to login again.

        Sigh.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Voting still matters. Locally. Maybe, depending on where you live. Not sure if thatā€™s the case in federal elections or not. When the people that try to expose a rotten system get pilloried or even prosecuted the situation is dire.

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; apparently the FEC wants to go after Musk and Trump for the interview.

      • juris imprudent

        Morning all. It isn’t the voting that’s the problem – it’s that the votes keep going to people that perpetuate the problems.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Re FEC: Good God, what a crock of shit. Didnā€™t read but what are they saying, that itā€™s a contribution in kind? More two-tiered garbage enforcement and statute stretching.

      • Ted S.

        I only saw the headline, since my work computer doesn’t let me select about:blank for my home page. Those arguments are unhinged and frankly evil.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Its the End Citizens United PAC..in a normal world, the FEC would just toss this. It will move forward though and probably end up nothing but fodder for the legacy media to chew on until October or so.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        ā€œHereā€”the considerable resources of X to host Trumpā€™s campaign event, including dedicating real-time staff to address technical difficulties specifically for the campaign event and the time of its owner to participate in the eventā€”are of significant value to the Trump Campaign,ā€ the complaint reads.ā€

        Looks like itā€™s a complaint thatā€™s been filed and wonā€™t necessarily be taken up. Still shitty though.

      • Suthenboy

        This kind of shit is seriously delegitimizing this govt in people’s eyes. Where are the investigations into all of the in kind campaigning on the D’s behalf by all of the legacy media and social media companies?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Speaking of election shit…

        Nice timing

        A group of hackers at a Las Vegas conference identified scores of vulnerabilities in voting equipment, but itā€™s unlikely fixes will make it to polling places before Election Day in November.
         
        ā€œThereā€™s so much basic stuff that should be happening and is not happening, so yes Iā€™m worried about things not being fixed, but they havenā€™t been fixed for a long time, and Iā€™m also angry about it,ā€ Harri Hursti, co-founder of the DEF Con conferenceā€™s Voting Village program, told Politico.
         
        ā€œIf you donā€™t think this kind of place is running 24/7 in China, Russia, youā€™re kidding yourselves,ā€ he added. ā€œWe are here only for two and a half days, and we find stuffā€¦it would be stupid to assume that the adversaries donā€™t have absolute access to everything.ā€

         
        The organizers said the amount of vulnerabilities found was consistent with other years. Voting firms are typically able to patch problems that are identified, but the process can take longer than the 83 days remaining until the election.

        Maybe the hackers could have looked into this 3 years ago?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oh, also good song. If you arenā€™t talking grunge thatā€™s pretty much peak ā€˜90s.

  17. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    I didn’t know how people deal with employees.

    I think I hate being a manager. Or maybe I just hate this employee. Hmmm.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      Hate is the wrong word, but despite trying to support the person in question they don’t ever seem to get any happier with their situation.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sometimes the person is just in the wrong place. All you can do is your best.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        ‘Sometimes the person is just in the wrong place.’

        Maybe. This person has aspirations for leadership, but is much better at execution than at planning. They seem allergic to writing anything down, which isn’t appreciated by the powers that be, and you won’t be able to run your group if you can’t meet deadlines for budget requests, etc…

        A lot of changes are also getting pushed to me to implement on their group and I think that is affecting things somewhat too.

      • Pope Jimbo

        This person has aspirations for leadership

        Welcome to the world of managing! Employees for some reason always seem to want to do things that they are bad at and get out of whatever role they are good at.

        And you will be the dick who keeps them from achieving their dreams. Another manager and I were just chatting about a junior developer who we both loved because you could give him a task and he’d just get it done. If he had to ask questions, he’d come prepared with background info, a summary of the issue and some suggested solutions.

        His code is decent, not great, but decent. What makes him a superstar though is his work ethic and how independent he is.

  18. Ownbestenemy

    Harris to call for federal ban on price gouging to lower costs in first economic policy speech

    You can call it whatever you wish, but that is price controls.

    …implement a plan to keep costs down that includes authorizing the Federal Trade Commission and state attorneys general to investigate and implement harsh penalties on companies that violate the federal ban, resources that can detect price-fixing, and more support for small businesses to potentially grow into competitors of large companies.

    That will fix it.

    She will also make the case that former presidentā€™s economic policy will impose hidden tariffs on everyday household items.

    Trump’s ideas are at times…shit, but really? You are going to pitch that horse manure above?

    ā€œlifelong commitment to fighting for the middle class,ā€

    Of jailing and using them as slave labor.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If we go down the price controls road we are in deep, deep trouble. That idea, particularly on a large scale, is frankly retarded.

      • Suthenboy

        It is not retarded. It is deliberate evil.

    • Fourscore

      The road is long and endless…

    • Suthenboy

      Price controls…I see no mention there of her pitch for a maximum wage.
      Both of these strategies are calculated to produce shortages and poverty. Every commie does it because they know exactly what results they will get.
      I remember the pinkos here being completely confused as to why Chavez, their imagined savior who would show us this time, was seizing food and medicine supplies while people were killing zoo animals for food.

      How long did it take for it to sink in to the Russians? How long before they actually had a human being for a leader who got it?
      https://blog.chron.com/thetexican/2014/04/when-boris-yeltsin-went-grocery-shopping-in-clear-lake/#photo-433894

  19. Tres Cool

    I forgot what a great song Elected is. (listening through headphones)
    Alice had some amazing chops, and the arrangement with the horn section is killer.

    suh’ fam