The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rurun ep 26

by | Aug 7, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 78 comments

Everybody Poops or so says a popular book, but sometimes we all get constipated. That’s when I reach for 15 cold cans of Hamm’s, The Beer Refreshing!

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78 Comments

  1. Sean

    Why isn’t this syndicated yet?

    • CPRM

      No toy line to support it.

      • Sean

        I played the video, while my gf was next to me and she only heard the audio. She asked “is that the guy who sent you the shot glasses?”.

      • CPRM

        My pepper plants are doing much better this year. I loved the sauce I made from the reapers last year, but there was only only enough for about 1 bottle. This year looks more promising.

        I took a bottle of sauce I made with some of your peppers along with jalepenos, serranos and habeneros to Glibs Gulch. I labeled it as Cracky sauce. It was a hit. The reaper sauce this year I think I will dub Dark Cracky sauce.

      • Sean

        I have 23 pepper plants this year. If they didn’t die whilst I was away, expect some good peppers this year.

      • Fourscore

        I didn’t plant any hot peppers, Mrs F had a potted plant that had teeny little red peppers, she says she picked a years’ supply, about a double handful. The bells and yellow banana peppers in the garden are doing well. I like them in a salad. Waiting now for tomatoes to ripen, they’re big but still green.

    • CPRM

      Why I do declare, you must be escorting dear miss Martha to the ball.

      • Sean

        It really is all that. Except for the time they kept prisoners of war here. And the Army…

    • DEG

      That’s impressive

    • Fourscore

      Thanks Sean.

      The place is beautiful.

      I didn’t see a lake to fish in, however.

      My city friends tell me how great and convenient city living is and I always agree.

      • Fourscore

        That’s what I’m talking about!

      • rhywun

        I used to fish off the pier at Ontario Park (the northern end of my hometown Rochester).

        City fishin’!

        Not to mention there is a lot of fishing off the shores where I used to live in Brooklyn. Not sure if those fish are edible, though.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Uffda. Those are some pricey trips.

        I could go to Algoma, WI and get two six hour trips and 2 nights in a condo for $1400 for 4 guys. And all those trout they are proudly showing off would be a big disappointment. Probably wouldn’t even lose your turn on the rods for something that small.

        We catch big lake trout and king salmon on those trips.

        I’m trying to line up a charter here in Kobe. I need to get some basics down on how to fish for stuff here. The old coot Japanese fishermen have not given me much advice so far. (I don’t really expect them to either. Not only is there a language barrier, but fishermen in any country are loathe to give out advice to n00bs).

    • slumbrew

      So jelly.

      I think I’ve mentioned my MIL had arranged a big family getaway at the Greenbrier – and then the Red Chinese had a bioerror event and the world went to shit.

      My BIL, shockingly, was on board for that trip and we were planning to spend many hours at the gun club.

      TBF, the make-up week in Block Island later on was fantastic, albeit in a totally different way.

      But still, jelly.

      • Sean

        Their sporting clays are just a bit sub par. I was a tad disappointed. Even if I did have fun.

      • slumbrew

        I’ve never even fired a shotgun but I’m low-key obsessed by sporting clays after reading one of the Bob Lee Swagger books.

      • Sean

        You need to try sporting clays. You will have fun.

        I’m comparing their course to Nemacolin and https://lvsclays.com/

        Which is setting the bar *really* high.

    • Tundra

      Good Lord!

      I love it! How old is that place?

      • slumbrew

        For food nerds: Michael Voltaggio’s main cooking education was at the Greenbrier’s apprenticeship program.

      • rhywun

        “That dick from Top Chef?” is how I recall him.

      • slumbrew

        “Talented crazy person”. But, yes, that guy.

    • R.J.

      Aw dang. Still working. I took a break today to look at some properties and that was it. Late night.

      • CPRM

        You tried to deny you were the lead singer of Bowling for Soup by linking to a song in armpit farts, but then I found this. I rest my case.

  2. DEG

    sometimes we all get constipated. That’s when I reach for 15 cold cans of Hamm’s,

    Whatever floats your boat.

  3. DenverJ

    Went on a little trip up north. Went over Mackinac Bridge. Deep water

    • Fourscore

      Had you kept on keeping on you would have been in Duluth and visiting PONick and then on the way to Podunkvlle. From the UP we’re on the way to Denver.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      *waves*

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Deep water

      And cold at the bottom too

      /old racist joke

    • CPRM

      Just go a little west and you’re in civilized Wisconsin.

      • ZWAK angry at the world, and the world doesn’t care.

        I ate at a Bob’s Big Boy right on the ‘Sconie Yooper border once, and then I drank blueberry beer.

        It was a long day.

  4. Evan from Evansville

    I should zoom, but I kinda doubt it. Strange mood. Kinda sorta signed my contract and established Monday, Aug. 19. Just waitin’ to see theirs.

    Knowingly went into remote “Grade Evaluation” for MO state tests cuz I wanted a routine-based gig. I’m upping from Factory Edu to Factory Med. I love this idea, and just have loose ends for them to send. Hrm. Living anywhere in America is hard, yet constantly interesting.

    My bro is a fanatically meticulous mastermind of his world. He’s remarkably benevolent. I do wonder if he *truly* isn’t. We would detest the world he would like to design, but his schemes always end up to be *correct.* Maddening.

    • slumbrew

      Good for him.

      Anyone who watched or read his original speech knows that it was a nothing-burger – “your family will be more fulfilling than your career” isn’t, or shouldn’t be, a controversial statement.

      • ZWAK angry at the world, and the world doesn’t care.

        There was a really good article in Tablet along the same lines. Basically, if you want kids and a family, start working on it NOW. It was aimed at women in college.

      • slumbrew

        All the bullshit takes about him wanting women to stay home and have babies gloss over the fact it was a speech at a women’s Christian college.

        I’m sure he’d have similar advice for young male graduates.

      • Mojeaux the Lazy Yenta

        I mean, there’s a reason for the running joke “going to college for her MRS degree.”

      • rhywun

        It just goes against everything mainstream culture has been relentlessly pushing for fifty years.

      • ZWAK angry at the world, and the world doesn’t care.

        Yes, my 80YO mother is forthright about calling her Art History degree a MrS.

        Of course, it landed her my father.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Absolutely. If they settle downinstead of sleeping around, might not need those handy dandy abortion services. Along with a lot of other progressive “solutions”.

  5. Brochettaward

    I need sandwich ideas. I have a BBQ chicken lunch meat. Sharp/smokey Wisconsin cheddar. Some good BBQ sauce. Was thinking something simple like homemade coleslaw and melted cheddar with BBQ sauce.

    I tried to make a grinder with a dressed salad/lettuce. Did not come out well.

    • Brochettaward

      I may just slap some mayo and BBQ sauce on it and call it a day. I wanted something more creative, but there’s only so much you can do with a fucking sandwich.

    • Mojeaux the Lazy Yenta

      I’d stack up the meat and cheese and grill it like a grilled cheese, then dip it in the sauce. However, I’m not a fan of cheese + BBQ sauce.

      • Brochettaward

        I’ve known many a yenta in my day. You, good Mojeaux, are no yenta.

      • Mojeaux the Lazy Yenta

        Thank you for making me actually look that up.

        There is a mistaken belief that the word for a Jewish matchmaker is yenta or yente. In reality a Jewish matchmaker is called a shadchan. The origin of this error is the 1964 musical Fiddler on the Roof, in which a character named Yente serves as the matchmaker for the village of Anatevka.

      • slumbrew

        Yenta is “gossip” or “busybody”.

        I’m from Long Island an I know from yentas…

      • slumbrew

        And Bro is correct- you don’t qualify

      • rhywun

        Yenta is “gossip” or “busybody”.

        That aligns with my understanding from many episodes of Howard Stern.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Is the chicken already sauced or just grilled?

    • slumbrew

      That needs acid, so a vinegar slaw would work. Otherwise it’s sweet on sweet with the sauce.

  6. Sean

    Good morning, my good peoples!

    ☺☕💵

    Happy national dollar day!

    My gf picked up about $400 from the casino yesterday. I did not.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZUV9IBEXY

    🎶🎶

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean!

      Shouldn’t National Dollar Day be renamed each year to reflect its loss of buying power in the last twelve months?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not many holidays are less expensive than last year!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • Sean

        😋✌

      • Gender Traitor

        What’s on your dance card today, Sean?

      • Sean

        Delicious breakfast buffet, packing, and a 6 hr ride home.

        The weather held nice our whole visit. I hope it cooperates for most of the drive back.

      • Gender Traitor

        Safe travels!

      • Suthenboy

        “We will grind the middle class between the twin stones of inflation and taxation.” – Lenin

        My son and I think much alike but he asks me why I see the same things yet through a different lens.
        “Because ideas matter. They matter a lot.”

        Re: The debate around these parts about whether or not the enlightenment inevitably led to where we are today – that the idea of equality birthed equity. I say no. I agree with my favorite president.

        “It is often asserted that the world has made a great deal of progress since 1776, that we have had new thoughts and experiences which have given us a great advance over the people of that day, and that we may therefore very well discard their conclusions for something more modern. But that reasoning cannot be applied to this great charter. If all men are created equal, that is final. If they are endowed with inalienable rights, that is final. If governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed, that is final. No advance, no progress can be made beyond these propositions. If anyone wishes to deny their truth or their soundness, the only direction in which he can proceed historically is not forward, but backwards toward the time when there was no equality, no rights of the individual, no rule of the people…We live in an age of science and of abounding accumulation of material things. These did not create our Declaration. Our Declaration created them.”

      • Ted S.

        Getting out ahead of the tropical storm?

        I’m off tomorrow, and was hoping to go up to the mountains, but it looks like a soaking rain tomorrow. Maybe Saturday.

      • juris imprudent

        If all men are created equal, that is final.

        Cal failed to understand that equal is exactly what changed, and had, from the time of the founding to his own time, let alone ours.

  7. hayeksplosives

    Good morning, early birds!

    I am reluctantly awake. Grabbed my phone to turn on the “Rain, rain” app in hopes of falling asleep a few more hours. (West coaster here, and it’s been a rough couple of days.)

    Naturally I fell into the trap of browsing the web.

    I need to quit leaving the phone in reach of bed…

    • Gender Traitor

      Good (early!) morning, hayek! Hope you can manage a little more sleep, and I hope today is better!

  8. Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

    Morning all, got the chores done for the day, so now I get to make a bigger working area for the radio, and install the pass-through box for the antennae.

    • Gender Traitor

      Ah! I surmise from the parenthetical addendum to your moniker and your comment that you’re a hamster! My dad was one – K8SVM.

      • Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

        Yes indeed. Been pushing the limits of the CO in putting up a measly 20′ antenna mast. Getting the son and his family set up is next.

      • Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

        She is okay with it as long as she can grow vines on it. I’m getting something together for an article here. With pics.

      • Gender Traitor

        😃👍

  9. The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

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