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  1. Pat

    Musk boasts of 1B views for ‘no limits’ X interview with Trump

    Coincidentally, about the exact number of votes Harris will receive at around 4 AM on Wednesday, November 6th.

    • Rat on a train

      The dead and dead of night are reliable D voting blocks.

    • WTF

      And the ‘final’ vote ballotcounts from various swing states won’t be available election night.

    • Urthona

      No shenanigans would be needed if elections were held today as Trump is losing outright and in all swing states.

      If Trump manages to cost R’s the fourth straight election I beg of you… please move on to someone else.

      • Pat

        Trump is losing outright and in all swing states

        I wouldn’t discount the possibility, but I’d also be careful about how much weight I gave to polls conducted by parties who have shown themselves to be anything but disinterested. I’d also also expect the Republicans to do a jig all over their own dick with another Mittens, McCain, or Jeb! type candidate in the absence of Trump.

      • UnCivilServant

        Polls stopped having any reflection on reality with the exit of the landline.

      • Urthona

        Polls are still predictive within a few points I’m afraid although some are better than others.

        Trump is still within a 2016 range but I wouldn’t bet on that happening again for another 100 years. Even with no shenanigans.

      • kinnath

        It’s the economy stupid.

        No dem can win the presidency in 2024 without massive fraud.

        The polls are not only meaningless, they are being actively manipulated by partisans to steer the election.

        It won’t matter. The vast majority of voting public are reeling under the economic consequences of the Biden administration. It should be a landslide for the republicans.

        But it won’t be, because the dems laid all the groundwork in 2020 to make sure this election gets counted for the dems.

      • Urthona

        The economy is not that bad right now though. The public has a short memory on inflation which has settled. And everything else.

        Also, humorously, voters do not blame Kamala for any of the woes of the current administration. Voters are dumb.

      • UnCivilServant

        Urthona, where do you live? Because the economy is shit around here right now.

      • rhywun

        It’s the economy stupid.

        I don’t think that works anymore.

        See also: the article below about “brides of the state”. They’re voting on abortion, not the economy.

      • The Last American Hero

        Kinnath nails it. After 2020, Team Red did fuck all to make sure the voter roles and ballot counting process in the key swing states are tightened and auditable. They spent 3.5 years bitching about it and got serious in June. I’m sure the votes in East Bumfuck, Redstate will be the most secure election ever.

        Should have spent resources in PA.

      • juris imprudent

        Remember what really fucked things over in PA wasn’t the law, it was the court case attacking that law and the State SC ruling in that case.

      • bacon-magic

        They are lying about the polls, just like they are lying about everything else. It’s so blatant now I truly feel sad for those that still believe it.

      • mrfamous

        Real Clear Politics has him up in Pennsylvania, Arizona, Nevada, North Carolina and Georgia. It has Harris up in Michigan and Wisconsin.

  2. Not Adahn

    “While we understand why an organization might wish to align itself with the Guardian’s trusted brand, we need to ensure it is being used appropriately and with our permission.

    When you’re too skeevy for the Grauniad…

  3. Shpip

    The trend is even worse for the American households that represent the lowest 80% by income, who saw their assets rise less sharply and depleted their excess savings more quickly. That has left their liquid assets about 13% lower than the projected path of their finances before the pandemic.

    …And thus even more in need of social welfare programs run by and for the Democrat party. Well done, donks.

    • Nephilium

      There is no inflation! The news keeps telling me it’s shrinkflation and greedflation, no inflation!

    • Strange Brew

      I’m sorry, did we break your legs? No worries! We’ve got a nice pair of rusty crutches just for you!

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sorry, but there is a waiting list for crutches. Hold onto this form and check back in every week until crutches come available.

      • WTF

        The IRS considers those crutches you were given to be income, which you failed to report. Here is a bill for back taxes plus penalties and interest.

      • dbleagle

        The IRS considers that promise of crutches to be income so here’s your bill for that=as well.

  4. Pat

    Walz Called Hitler-promoting Cleric A “Master Teacher” At Islamic Center Event

    To be fair, he was pandering to the foreign-born, Hitler-promoting, radical Islamic constituency partly responsible for electing him.

    • rhywun

      To be also fair, Democrats can’t help themselves aligning with awful people like that even when they’re not out buying votes.

      • Suthenboy

        Well yes. Birds of a feather.

  5. Pat

    The bipartisan House task force on the assassination attempt of former President Donald Trump made its first official moves on Monday with letters to the agencies involved in investigating the shooting at the Butler, Pennsylvania, rally last month.

    Sounds like we’re well on our way to getting to the bottom of it, then.

    • juris imprudent

      Even not being of a conspiratorial bent, I’ve got to wonder what narrative they had ready to be released if Trump hadn’t just turned his head.

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        Someone rid us of that meddlesome priest. Finally.

      • slumbrew

        *turbulent

        (Sorry, pet peeve)

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        And that is what I get for winging it, as opposed to Googling it.

      • UnCivilServant

        To be fair, wings are tastier than googles.

      • Pat

        But a googol of wings is quite simply too much.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m certain they have Patriot Act II (with extra gun control and censorship) already written and waiting in the wings for an event just like this had the assassination succeeded.

    • Rat on a train

      “We can’t comment while we are conducting an internal investigation. What? Contempt of Congress? Whatever.”

    • R C Dean

      Only a month later, and they’ve sent letters! To the agencies involved in investigating the shooting! By gum, these boys mean business.

      • WTF

        The Republicans really are worthless shits.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s supposed to be MY black pill!

  6. Shpip

    As he campaigned to be Minnesota’s next governor, Tim Walz called a Muslim cleric who promoted a pro-Adolf Hitler film a “master teacher” who offered Walz lessons over the time they “spent together,” according to footage at a 2018 event unearthed by the Washington Examiner.

    As we found out with Obama and Jeremiah Wright, Americans don’t care if Democrat politicians hang out with America-hating loons. In fact, America-hating loons are a small but key part of the Democrat constituency.

    • Fourscore

      Minnesotans may be boring but at least we’re stupid.

      Looks at the new inclusive state flag…and cries…

      “We’re all loons now!” The National Loon Center is located 10 miles from my residence.

      • Pat

        Call me provincial, but since we no longer live in an age of warring city-states, what the fuck does a city need a flag for in the first place? It’s hard to even justify state flags with the current state of federalism.

      • Not Adahn

        Are any of those NOT ripoffs of other flags?

      • Nephilium

        Pat:

        How else would they decorate the flag poles in their offices? I honestly forget the city of Cleveland has a flag until I either see it, or there’s a story about it.

        But I will not allow the removal of the Ohio state flag, we have an irrational love of our pennant flag.

      • UnCivilServant

        Okay, Provincial Pat – we’re rapidly approaching a new period of warring states and cities.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Option 1 (top left) includes a six-pointed star to honor Cleveland’s historical nickname, “The Sixth City.”

        I don’t know if they need a new flag but a new nickname should be in the works.

      • Grummun

        See the finalists for Cleveland’s possible new flag

        Shouldn’t that top-right option have some flames on the river?

      • UnCivilServant

        I just looked at the array of flags – those are all terrible, throw the designers in the river and set it alight.

      • Pat

        we’re rapidly approaching a new period of warring states and cities

        Oh great. I occasionally travel ~40 miles one direction to Snyder, Texas, and ~40 miles the other direction to Abilene for my local gig. I’m a man without a municipality.

      • slumbrew

        Neph, I don’t see the obvious choice – just the city motto on a plain background:

        “We’re Not Detroit!”

  7. Pat

    Texas sues General Motors for allegedly unlawfully selling drivers’ data

    I’m already looking like a genius for passing up that GM job.

    Also, if they’re going to start suing car companies for that, they’ve got their work cut out for them.

  8. Shpip

    The verdict, delivered last week, held that Google violated antitrust law, spending billions of dollars to create an illegal monopoly and become the world’s default search engine. The ruling is seen as the first big win for federal authorities taking on the market dominance of Big Tech.

    Is this a fed shakedown, a la Microsoft back in the 90s, or would they really follow through? And if the feds do follow through, who benefits?

    • Pat

      And if the feds do follow through, who benefits?

      Mostly Facebook, since, last I looked (which has admittedly been a few years), they control about 10% of the online ad market, to Google’s ~82%.

      • juris imprudent

        Kinda makes the whole GARM initiative pretty lame when all you have to do is pull some strings with Google.

    • rhywun

      My guess would be “shakedown”.

      None of the cases mentioned in the article seem like “monopolies” to me, with the possible exception of Amazon but I don’t recall any competitors in the “ship me stuff in three days for free” business popping up after they got sued.

      • UnCivilServant

        Three? I generally get stuff from Amazon either same day, next day, or two days later.

      • rhywun

        I don’t subscribe to Prime.

      • Pat

        For whatever reason, my Amazon orders, which usually originate from a warehouse in Abilene ~40 miles directly east of me, on an interstate by which one must pass through my town on the way to Lubbock, tend to get sent to Lubbock, spend a day in processing, and then make their way the ~125 miles southeast back to my house. I would assume the trillion dollar logistics company masquerading as a retailer knows better than I do how to optimize shipping routes, but there’s no way you can look at that tracking and not think it’s a bit goofy.

  9. Pat

    FTC Considers Breaking Up Google

    I haven’t heard any rumblings about any DOD or In-Q-Tel backed companies that could step in to become the one stop shop for information control and datamining every man, woman, and child on the face of planet earth, so I’ll believe it when I see it. The devil may destroy his tools, but not until they’ve ceased to serve their purpose.

    • Pat

      To be fair, there’s like 200 people living in the entirety of Minnesota, it shouldn’t take that long to count.

      • rhywun

        It’s a Rep. district – they’re all the same size. 🧐

    • UnCivilServant

      Sent by the minister in charge of that sort of thing? Yes, yes it was.

    • rhywun

      Is that him on the left? He looks like a middle-aged lesbian.

      • Not Adahn

        He’s not a lesbian, just French. But how old does “middle aged” extend? I’d put him at a wealthy/well-preserved septugenarian.

      • UnCivilServant

        No way he’s that old. I’d say fifties.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thierry Breton (French pronunciation: [tjɛʁi bʁətɔ̃]; born 15 January 1955)

        !!!

        We’re both wrong – 69

      • R C Dean

        “(French pronunciation: [tjɛʁi bʁətɔ̃];“

        Throatwarbler Mangrove?

  10. Pat

    Kamala Harris and the tyranny of vibes

    I was thinking the other day: what do I know about Kamala Harris? Off the top of my head, no Googling, I know she was the attorney general of California. I know she locked up lots of people for marijuana violations. I know she likes Venn diagrams. I know she didn’t fall out of a coconut tree. I know she’s ‘brat’, though I don’t know what that means. I know her ceaseless cackle will haunt me to my grave. I know she’s unburdened by what has been. And I know she was the border czar, even if she herself seems to have forgotten that fact.

    And that’s it. That is the long and short of my knowledge about the possible future leader of the free world. You could torture me for days and I wouldn’t be able to tell you her positions on the big issues presidential candidates once held forth on. Iran, say. Or global trade. Or job creation. I’m open to the possibility that this is partly down to my lack of reading, but there’s also more to it than that. The truth is Harris is a wholly new kind of politician. One who’s not meant to be known but felt. It’s less her policies we’re meant to be wowed by than her vibes. Brace yourselves: America might soon be ruled by a meme made flesh.

    Getting back on to Google, I was relieved to find I am not alone in my ignorance of Harris’s political beliefs. Even Americans are in the dark. ‘Why Kamala Harris’s Politics Are So Hard to Pin Down’, says a headline in the Atlantic. She’s the ‘mystery commander in chief’, says the Wall Street Journal. She’s basically asking Americans ‘to elect her to find out what she really believes’. She’s such a politics void you can project whatever damn fantasy you like on to her. To the radical left, she’s a ‘cop’. To the Very Online right she’s an unhinged Marxist who will defund the police and hand the streets over to BLM. Guys, she can’t be both.

    Since replacing Joe Biden on the Democratic ticket, she has studiously avoided sit-down media interviews. She’s held no news conferences. Her website doesn’t even have an ‘Issues’ page. But of course it has a ‘Biography’ page, where we learn she’s ‘the daughter of parents who brought her to civil-rights marches in a stroller’ and ‘throughout her life she’s broken barriers’. Okay, but what’s her position on, I don’t know, fracking? She once said, ‘There’s no question I’m in favour of banning fracking’, but now she is reportedly taking a more ‘moderate’ line to avoid pissing off voters in fracking states like Pennsylvania. I guess those good folk will have to wait until she’s in the White House to find out if she’s going to kill their jobs.

    Great Value brand Obama.

    • Rat on a train

      “We have to elect Kamala to find out her policies.” – Nancy Pelosi

      • mindyourbusiness

        Almost certainly with the same sort of result.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        ‘What is Aleppo?’ sunk poor Gary Johnson (yes, already sunk). What are the chances Kamala would know where it is if someone asked her the question at a press conference?

      • UnCivilServant

        A leppo is just a person suffering from Hansen’s disease.

        Why do people keep making a Syrian war crime out of it?

      • SDF-7

        What are the chances she’ll have a press conference? It is working so well to hide her away so far, after all….

      • SDF-7

        That sounds like the lesser known Spaghetti Western remake/ripoff of SRD, UCS… “Leppo! Outcasto! Un-clean-o!”

      • Nephilium

        SDF-7:

        What are the chances there’s ever even policy positions on the campaign website?

      • UnCivilServant

        @Mr Ilium – It’s full of them – Her policy positions are “Gib me monies!”

      • kinnath

        I wonder if the party will choose not to publish a platform at the convention.

      • SDF-7

        “We’re Brat! What else do you need to know!”

      • Sensei

        Kamala Harris has a ruthless plan for seeking the presidency. Ruthlessly, she avoids press questioning. Ruthlessly, she has been subtracting from her policy positions, off-loading items to which she was philosophically and politically committed when seeking the presidency in 2020. To avoid having to criticize Donald Trump’s plan to stop taxing tips, ruthlessly she adopted it herself.

        If she prevails through ruthlessness, she’ll have demonstrated at least one quality useful in a president.

        https://www.wsj.com/opinion/kamalas-avoidant-campaign-voters-want-to-know-what-theyre-getting-in-a-president-3ea040f9?st=gcm6lhl4i1rm4iv&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

      • Suthenboy

        Yes, ruthless when dealing with US citizenry. Accommodating when dealing with our enemies.

        Timeless truth: Rulers do not fear foreign powers. They fear the people they rule and act accordingly. This is why our founders were ‘skeptical’ of a standing army/navy. That is why Obama was so keen to get rid of posse comitatus.

    • PieInTheSky

      this is why democracy is fetishized, you can get legitimacy for arbitrary power based on vibes and a mass of morons.

    • Nephilium

      Look. I really don’t want to think of the cackle and vibes in the same sentence.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, this isn’t exactly new. We’ve elected one or two empty suits before.

    • The Other Kevin

      This might sound looney, but forcing a candidate on the country while purposefully hiding all of her positions is a much greater threat to democracy than a few alternate electors.

    • juris imprudent

      ‘throughout her life she’s broken barriers’

      You know what this means in the Sugarverse – no more fourth wall!

      • Nephilium

        So… Harris is Deadpool?

  11. Drake

    “…and are on track to have less than they were on pace to have before the COVID pandemic disrupted the economy”

    I don’t know how to do cross-outs on my phone, but they misspelled Bidenomics.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Middle- and low-income Americans running out of disposable cash: SF Fed

    while the economy inflation and government have a big part of the blame, some probably is with people spending too much.

    • Drake

      Inflation on stuff like food and fuel is hurting families.

      • Pat

        Inflation on stuff like food and fuel is hurting families.

        Fortunately, the prices of food and fuel are too volatile to include in the basket of goods we use to measure inflation, so actually, there is no inflation on those products by definition, and ergo said inflation cannot be hurting families. QED.

    • Fourscore

      Checks checkbook. What, no checks? Now I’m out of money!

      Woe is me! Woe is me!

  13. PieInTheSky

    Paramount begins laying off 15% of work force, hundreds expected to be cut – can we blame the well… you know?

    • R C Dean

      MAGAts? Trumpists? Fascists? Alt-right? Right-wing extremists? Nazis

      Why yes, yes we can.

    • SDF-7

      Star Trek fans? Probably….

    • UnCivilServant

      You’re not the boss of me.

      • UnCivilServant

        If a random shoe is more interesting than the “Art” you have on display, rethink what you call “Art”.

      • WTF

        Further evidence that most modern art is crap.

      • UnCivilServant

        As more time passes, I am more convinced of the “Money Laundering” theory of Modern Art.

        Having commissioned real art from actual artists I can say that the talent is out there to make art that people actually want to see and which fulfils all the purposes Art used to. Plus, it’s a lot cheaper than what these galleries shell out for literal trash.

      • Not Adahn

        C’est-ci n’est pas une chaussure.

      • Pat

        C’est-ci n’est pas une chaussure.

        If I were the type to keep art, Magritte is probably the only artist whose works I’d collect.

        As it stands, the last thing I hung on any wall in any place I’ve lived was a poster of a leopard when I was around 15. That said, now that I’m beginning to make the dump I bought my own after a year of living in it, I’ve been trying to track down a poster or wall art sized print of the Warren Bolster photograph of an uncrested wave that served as the cover of the Ride album Nowhere to hang in my living room. No luck so far.

      • Suthenboy

        There doesnt appear to be any art there.

        Most modern art is just the ‘artist’ saying “You are a bunch of fucking morons”.

    • Pat

      “Dog attempts to lick ice cream out of a bowl on a countertop, the height of which puts the bowl beyond the reach of its tongue.”

      • Pat

        A boy and his porcupine friend going on an adventure

        A reasonably succinct executive summary of the Free State Project.

      • Suthenboy

        Porcupines are intelligent, gregarious creatures and make fine pets. Of course the logistics of interacting with them is a bit…touchy.

      • UnCivilServant

        They’re not very talkative, tending instead to get right to the point.

    • Nephilium

      “Tantalus Made Flesh”

    • Tres Cool

      Lillith Fair ?

    • Not Adahn

      Which makes me think I should go and buy a hard copy of that movie.

    • UnCivilServant

      Let me guess – No cameo from Gal at the end.

      • Not Adahn

        That would be genius. So, probably not happening.

      • UnCivilServant

        If it’s a stage show, save it for the last performance on closing night.

        That would be perfection.

    • UnCivilServant

      Utter bullshit.

      There’s no way makeup just sprouts from inactivity.

    • Pat

      Beards are sunnah, makeup is haram.

      • UnCivilServant

        suck it up and shave, sadiq.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        For once the Muslims are right.

    • Nephilium

      I spend a lot less time per day maintaining my beard than the girlfriend spends on makeup. Hell, I probably spend less time maintaining my beard in a year than she spends in a month on makeup time (especially if you count removal time as part of it).

      • UnCivilServant

        Daily beard maintenance… uh… it gets washed with my face, and I comb it? If it’s not gotten long I skip the comb since it can’t tangle.

      • Pat

        I shave once per week if I’m lazy, or twice per week if I’m not. And I consider even that to be an imposition. If I were a woman I’d either off myself or content myself with the sort of man who can appreciate plainness.

      • PieInTheSky

        good body decent face and plenty men would take it no makeup

      • Nephilium

        Pat:

        Shave once a week or so, trim the mustache every month or so, wash and condition the beard a couple times a week, and oil the beard every couple of days.

    • Suthenboy

      I am a civilized man. I really have no opinion on the matter other than ‘grow up and shave’.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am descended from a proud line of Barbarians and Neanderthals. I will not carbe up my face.

        Besides, I look better with facial hair.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        This is a weird thought process, since by shaving you’re basically returning to your prepubescent state.

    • Q Continuum

      It doesn’t take a wall of text to say: “England (and Europe for that matter) decided to commit cultural suicide.”

    • SDF-7

      Interesting and good… though depressing as hell. Like the rest of the state of the world these days, of course.

      • Q Continuum

        The key question of course is “why is the West doing this to itself?” The best explanation I can come up with is that this is the long-awaited result of Soviet subversion coming to fruition. The ’60s radicals, who depending on the individual was either a useful idiot or explicitly aligned to the USSR, took over education and from there proceeded to take over the cultural apparatus, all the while seeding ideas designed to destroy the foundations of Western civilization.

        The irony is that the Soviets envisioned that they would swoop in to rebuild the West into their own image after the collapse; however, their plans outlived them so all that’s left is either nihilism or religious fanaticism to take over.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think there is just something suicidal/apocalyptic in humans and human civilization. We are not built for the good times. Not just civilization, but individual people. Obesity, depression, lack of exercise, alienation…

      • Pat

        The key question of course is “why is the West doing this to itself?”

        Suffering from success. If there’s no actual famine, plague, marauders, or vicious beasts to worry about, we concoct whatever reasonable facsimile can be mustered from our surroundings, because we’re a couple hundred thousand years adapted to a human condition that only meaningfully changed in the last ~5,000 years, and at an exponential pace in the West during the last ~400 years. As living conditions continue to improve, the trivialities that must be elevated to existential crises become increasingly absurd, until you end up with people willing to kill one another to secure the right of a man in a dress to knock out a woman in a boxing ring for an Olympic medal.

    • Suthenboy

      My thoughts: The ruling class in the UK are forbidding people to talk about the unrest. There is no mention that the reason for the unrest is the ruling class.
      Same as it always was.

    • PieInTheSky

      unfortunately the trend cannot be reversed and will only get worse.

      • Pat

        unfortunately the trend cannot be reversed

        I don’t know about that. Hear me out. What if we made the unattached cat ladies approaching perimenopause be compulsorily paired up with the basement dwelling incels and outlawed both contraceptives and abortion?

      • PieInTheSky

        idiocracy overdrive?

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        Do you want ants? ‘Cause that is how you get ants.

    • Shpip

      Indeed, it dovetails nicely with this.

    • kinnath

      I commented a couple of decades ago that young women were making babies and getting married to the state.

    • rhywun

      Brides Of The State (BOTS)

      lol, accurate

    • rhywun

      Good stuff.

      According to Gallup, nearly 40% of young liberal women now identify as LGBTQ

      OFFS! Bullshit. But further evidence of delusion I guess.

      Dooooom.

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        Identify, yes. Participate, no.

      • rhywun

        True, it doesn’t have to actually mean anything anymore.

      • R C Dean

        “Oh, I’m totally bi. I just haven’t gotten around to girls yet.”

      • Common Tater

        B seems easy enough

        T now includes “non-binary”

        Q and liberal are redundant

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        And 50+% have mental instability, so it kind of checks out.

    • Sensei

      Yes, but good piece. Thanks!

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow, that was really well done. Thanks.

    • Suthenboy

      Summation of accurate article: They’re crazy.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just look at the socials in how people are phrasing and framing things with politicians. This is a final push to have a mommy and daddy finally.

    • Tundra

      Excellent. Depressing, but excellent. Thanks, Q.

    • Pat

      200k in Sacramento is like 50k in flyover country though. Newsom spends that much a year on hair product.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, what you’re saying is no state needs a directory of photography and Newsom should shave his head for the same of the state purse?

  14. The Other Kevin

    “Middle- and low-income Americans running out of disposable cash: SF Fed”

    And nobody on the left cares because:

    “‘Reshaping the Electorate’: Biden-Harris Admin Granting Citizenship at Fastest Rate in a Decade”

  15. The Other Kevin

    I heard on the radio this morning that they expect 100,000 protesters at the DNC next week. Let’s see how the Party of Chaos handles that. It’s going to be really interesting to see how they handle those speeches. They’ve got Obama and the Clintons, but don’t think for a minute the batshit crazies aren’t going to want to get behind the mic.

    • UnCivilServant

      Is it wrong to hope they overwhelp the Chicago PD, storm the venue and leave no survivors on either side?

      • The Other Kevin

        If it’s wrong I too am a sinful man. They can burn down McCormick Place, just leave United Center alone because I’ve got hockey to watch this season.

    • R.J.

      I am curious as well. I expect more jackbooted cops than you can shake a stick at. The media will only focus on what happens behind closed doors and not the madness in the streets.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m not expecting a single Democrat voter to realize their party can move heaven and earth to protect Hillary and Obama, but once the convention is over they’ll go right back to not caring about dozens of people getting shot every weekend.

    • Pine_Tree

      Any violence will be blamed on Trump and MAGA, of course. Shades of Jussie Smollett all over the place.

      The response from the Proggies will be, as always, to attack the rights of the folks in flyover country who weren’t rioting.

    • KSuellington

      I highly doubt any of these protests will be allowed to get out of control. That is highly disadvantageous to the Dems and if they have to they will have dozens of paddy wagons loaded up with the malcontents to spend a night or two in the clink to preserve order. The happy happy joy joy feelings that Kamala brings will not be stopped.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I seem to recall decades ago that there were large protests at the DNC in Los Angeles and the protesters complained that they were restricted to an area several blocks from the convention site. It probably has been like that for every convention since the last one in Chicago and will be again.

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  17. The Late P Brooks

    Strategic long term thinker

    President Joe Biden, watching tens of thousands of migrants from Central America reach the U.S.-Mexico border just a few months into his administration, tapped his second-in-command to help address the influx — a decision that has exposed Vice President Kamala Harris to one of her biggest political liabilities.

    In grappling with migration, Harris proceeded cautiously. She focused her time and prestige on boosting private investment in El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala, the so-called Northern Triangle; her goal was to help create jobs to bolster economies and dissuade migrants from making the perilous journey to the United States.

    It was a decidedly long-term — and limited — approach to a humanitarian crisis, and it has allowed Republicans to tie her to the broader fight over the border. While migration from the Northern Triangle ebbed, it surged from other nations, sparking an emergency at the U.S.-Mexico border, one that Republicans have aggressively sought to exploit at Harris’ expense.

    That’s okay. As President she will be in a position to shovel foreign aid to the entire world. Nobody will need to come to America for a better life.

    • Pat

      Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    I heard on the radio this morning that they expect 100,000 protesters at the DNC next week.

    That’s a lot of Nazis.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    A review of Harris’ work on immigration reveals a record that is more nuanced than the one presented by her critics or allies. It also provides insights into how Harris — who took over as the Democratic standard-bearer when Biden dropped out of the presidential race last month — might tackle one of the nation’s most vexing concerns.

    Harris was never the “border czar,” or put in charge of border security or halting illegal border crossings, as former President Donald Trump, Republicans and even the occasional media outlet have claimed. Instead, she was tasked in March 2021 with tackling the “root causes” of migration from the Northern Triangle and pushing its leaders — along with Mexico’s — to enforce immigration laws, administration officials said.

    Harris’ backers say she demonstrated leadership by leveraging her stature to win investments that might curb migration years down the road.

    Did she happen to discover who was encouraging and funding the hordes of illegal immigrants? That might have been a worthwhile goal.

    • Urthona

      What the ever living fuck is this nebulous bullshit?

      • KSuellington

        It “might”. Then again it might not.

      • Urthona

        haha. sorry. talking about the article.

        “actually Harris was a fine border czar and let us explain the vaguest possible way”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Neat little tactic by the media. Got caught with their hand in the cookie jar, denied it, denied it some more, then reframe on why it was okay to have their hand in the cookie jar.

      • B.P.

        Goddammit. Now I want cookies.

    • Timeloose

      “Harris’ backers say she demonstrated leadership by leveraging her stature to win investments that might curb migration years down the road.”

      Thoughts on this:

      That sounds like someone trying to pad their resume with BS and Corporate speak.

      BTW when did curbing migration become Nuclear fusion (20 years from now and we will be making clean limitless migrants).

      Curbing migration is much easier when the only way “in” is a border checkpoint or cartel subs/tunnel.

    • Shpip

      Since we’re talking about root causes of immigration from tropical shitholes — did El Presidente Dudebro’s locking up of all the gang element in El Salvador lead to less “loss of human capital” from that country to this one?

      In other words, did improving everyday quality of life convince people to stay who might ordinarily have put their fates in the hands of the human smugglers? If so, is there a way to encourage this in the rest of the region?

    • juris imprudent

      Oh sure, investments in Central America will certainly stem the tide of immigrants coming over the southern border from… [checks notes]… ALL OVER THE FUCKING WORLD.

    • R C Dean

      “Harris was never the “border czar,”

      Well, that’s just a flat-out lie.

      • juris imprudent

        ONLY THE MEDIA CALLED HER THAT!!!

      • Suthenboy

        Wife pointed out this morning that Kamalamadingdong has never said ‘no tax on tips’, some spokesbot said it.
        I haven’t checked the veracity of that but it would make sense. When the IRS goons start cracking Susie Q Singlemom’s head because she didn’t pay the tax increases on her 15K of tips Kamala can just say “I never said that”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        So in addition to rewriting that, they’re also rewriting her remit. Oh no, she was never supposed to handle illegal entry just a select portion that conveniently went down. She’s a genius!

      • Ownbestenemy

        @Suthen

        “It is my promise to everyone here, when I am president, we will continue our fight for working families of America, including to raise the minimum wage and eliminate taxes on tips for service and hospitality workers,”

        She did say it. Not that matters to the lot that followers her because if they need it memory-holed, it will be done.

    • Suthenboy

      There is nothing nuanced about it. She is a fucking communist.

    • Common Tater

      “might tackle one of the nation’s most vexing concerns”

      I read that as “might cackle”

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      To be fair, improving economic conditions in their home countries would eliminate the incentive for mass migration and is something that should be a goal. But that doesn’t mean we need to let millions in right now

    • R C Dean

      Looks like whoever’s car that was left it at the pump when they went into the convenience store.

      So, instant karma?

      • UnCivilServant

        Or, they’re prepaying in cash for the fuel they never got the chance to pump.

      • R C Dean

        Also a possibility. Although based on my experience, the lower probability scenario.

      • Gustave Lytton

        More like Final Destination: Gas Station.

  20. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I always read “Walz” as “Wolz”. You know Wolz – the guy that woke up next to a horse’s head.

    • UnCivilServant

      I always read it as “waltz”

      • Urthona

        I did as well, but I took German in high school.

  21. juris imprudent

    I will formalize this into a full on post, but this says a lot about why I think we are where we we are as a result (and not a sidetracking) of the Enlightenment.

    I think the chance of this happening is the same as the chance of “conservatives” conserving anything. With the odd mogul and speed-bump, it’s been straight down the slippery slope since the Enlightenment convinced the elite, and then slowly the masses, of three gross falsehoods: secularism, utilitarianism, and egalitarianism (blog/Substack). This has been so obvious and for so long that by 1871 conservatives conserving anything was already a long-running joke—and nothing has been done to suck the humor out of it since.

    Along with this. Or as a Navy Captain I used to work with described this – a Gross Conceptual Error.

    • EvilSheldon

      It’s very difficult for me to characterize secularism as a falsehood, when the alternative is belief in a god that requires belief.

      Jefferson and the rest of the deists tried to thread the needle between secularism and religious conviction, but I wouldn’t say that they had much success.

      • R C Dean

        Every belief system has, somewhere in its foundation, an unprovable assumption (or set of assumptions).

      • juris imprudent

        Exactly Mr. Dean. Our belief is the universe is rational, that it obeys laws we think of (based on what we observe). That isn’t terrible as a provisional understanding, with the caveat that there could be much we don’t observe. But we’ve long overshot that.

      • Pat

        Jefferson and the rest of the deists tried to thread the needle between secularism and religious conviction, but I wouldn’t say that they had much success.

        Jefferson, for his part, was every bit the “howling atheist” he was accused of being by his detractors; his private papers make that clear enough. It just wasn’t politically or socially expedient at that time to come right out with it. The rest necessarily failed, because the two are irreconcilable, and that’s the actual legacy of the Enlightenment, for any other ostensibly noble ideals it may have had. It turns out that once you start pulling on the thread of the social fabric that had been holding societies together since our species began forming such structures at something above the tribal level, you can’t pick and choose which parts unravel. The proles weren’t ready for godless amorality; the elites weren’t ready to step into the role of god for the proles.

      • juris imprudent

        ES consider the problem that our morality, in general, is still derived from a non-rational source. Even pagan Rome had gods that held humans accountable. We have not cracked the nut on humans holding humans accountable as a basis of morality (since we end up leaning into utilitarianism).

      • juris imprudent

        pulling on the thread of the social fabric

        Which is not solely Judeo-Christian morality. Human social fabrics actually are a bit more diverse.

      • The Wrath of ZWAAAAAAKKKK!!!

        That is the essential problem with all three points; they are concepts, theoretical ideas. And all take belief no matter your position on them.

      • R C Dean

        And utilitarianism is just an attempt to put a mathematical/rational veneer on the usual set of moral assumptions. As a bonus, of course, it is inherently collectivist.

      • Pat

        Which is not solely Judeo-Christian morality. Human social fabrics actually are a bit more diverse.

        And that’s the trouble with the Enlightenment, it pulled on them all simultaneously, undermining every existing power structure, both civil and religious, to the point that the only logical conclusion is absolute relativism.

      • juris imprudent

        Pat, you almost sound like you’ve studied your Nietzsche. We in the west created an irreconcilable conflict that demands the transvaluation of all values!

      • EvilSheldon

        JI – I disagree regarding the source of our morality. Self-interest is subjective, but it’s not irrational.

      • EvilSheldon

        Pat – you’ve neatly described my problem with the counter-enlightenment – if you’re not a Believer, you place yourself outside of the social fabric. I fully understand the importance of the Church as a font of moral philosophy. I just can’t participate in it without being a liar.

        Any system of ethics that is likely to put me on the receiving end of an auto-de-Fae isn’t one that I can support.

    • Suthenboy

      Before you write your article spend some time working out the definition of ‘the enlightenment’ so that we are all on the same page.
      I get the impression that regarding this subject we agree but are partly talking past each other.

      • juris imprudent

        Good point, though we may not agree on the definition, which leaves us largely in the same place.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Harris decided to focus on bringing private investment to the region, tapping into a network of business and nonprofit executives and using the prestige of the White House to signal the Biden administration was backing this effort.

    The work linked multinational companies — like Visa, Nestle and Meta — with smaller nonprofits and Latin American businesses, all of which pledged to increase their investments or bolster their work with at-risk communities.

    After reading this AP article, I am now convinced Kamala Harris is the smartest, most capable Presidential candidate in history. How has she managed to conceal her brilliance from us for so long?

    • EvilSheldon

      And how well did this ‘focus on private investment’ plan work?

      I thought so…

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Look for the union label

    Tim Walz held his first solo campaign event since being selected as Kamala Harris’s vice-presidential nominee on Tuesday, rallying union members in Los Angeles and denouncing Donald Trump’s record on labor rights.

    The Minnesota governor’s appearance, at an event hosted by the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, was the first in a five-state fundraising campaign as Walz ramps up support for the still-young Democratic ticket.

    Speaking to thousands of union members in a darkened auditorium, Walz said he and Harris will support workers by bringing collective bargaining and other protections to “every state in the union”. The 1.4-million-member union has endorsed Harris.

    “We know exactly who built this country,” Walz said. “People in this room built the middle class.”

    Are they going to ban Right to Work? Will they de facto unionize large swathes of the economy by the back door, as California has done with fast food workers?

    When did middle class get redefined as union wage ape?

    • UnCivilServant

      Of the products I buy, “Union Made” is almost as bad as “Made in China” for the substandard quality. If not for its rarity (due to driving their employers to bankruptsy) it’d be more of a bane.

  24. Common Tater

    “To the radical left, she’s a ‘cop’. To the Very Online right she’s an unhinged Marxist who will defund the police and hand the streets over to BLM. Guys, she can’t be both.”

    Yes, she can.

    • juris imprudent

      Or better yet – why bother caring at all what the idiots at the extremes of the left and right think?

    • R C Dean

      Well, she actually has been both at different times in her career. And it’s not unprecedented for authoritarians/totalitarians to have thugs for the street, and cops for their enemies.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Walz then pivoted to warn them of what the future might look like for workers if the former president and his running mate, the Ohio senator JD Vance, are elected, saying: “They see the world very differently then we do.”

    “The only thing those two guys know about working people is how to work to take advantage of them,” Walz said. “Every single chance they’ve gotten they’ve waged war on workers.”

    He described a future where bargaining rights, overtime pay and other protections would be cut, referencing steps that the Heritage Foundation’s Project 2025 outlines for restricting worker rights under a second Trump presidency.

    Sweatshops! Pinkertons! Starvation wages! Piecework!

    • juris imprudent

      So he really thinks he’s going to reach out to the working class? Bwahahahahahahahaha

      You aren’t energizing your base there Timmy.

    • R C Dean

      “The only thing those two guys know about working people is how to work to take advantage of them”

      Looks to me like both VP candidates grew up in and around the working class.

    • EvilSheldon

      Municipal bureaucrats as “workers”. LOL.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Kinda a hard sell if your ‘influencer’ gig is pitching makeup tips and all of a sudden you are stumping for a candidate. You are correct TOK, as that gig matures, they realize it needs trust to keep eyeballs on their channel/feed/whatever.

  26. Ownbestenemy

    Maybe Trump should have chosen Judge Ho instead of ACB.

    “But hamstringing the government is the whole purpose of our Constitution”

    Oh and the 5th Circuit ruled ‘geofencing’ violates the 4th…which ya, its a general warrant.

    • juris imprudent

      Wow, went and found at Volokh some discussion. This creates a circuit split, so it will definitely be going to SCotUS.

    • R C Dean

      It’s almost like picking judges who are lifetime members of the ruling (or at least managerial) class is going to get you judges who rule the way the ruling class judges would rule. Weird, huh?

      • Gustave Lytton

        ACB’s background is more than just being part of the ruling class. I am unsurprised that she often sides with the bootlicking.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Well blow me down

    The solar power industry is booming and that growth helps the world meet its climate goals by replacing fossil fuels. But an emerging problem in the U.S. solar business that installs panels on homes risks slowing the effort to cut the country’s emissions.

    Customer complaints against the country’s residential rooftop solar industry have increased dramatically in recent years. One-star ratings on Solar Reviews increased more than 1,000% since 2018. Across the country, prosecutors are investigating high-pressure sales tactics and misleading financing arrangements. Some customers say they were victims of fraud and forgery. This threatens rooftop solar’s impressive momentum. Now, some solar companies are working to repair the industry’s reputation.

    “There have been a lot of shady business practices in residential solar. And I think it’s hurting the market,” says Micah Gold-Markel, who founded the company Solar States in 2008. He says the solar industry started with, “hippies who looked at the idea of getting electricity from the sun and had very pure intentions” and wanted to make that clean electricity available to everyone.

    But now Gold-Markel says larger companies with more of a profit motive have introduced questionable sales and financing practices that are hurting the industry’s reputation.

    Fucking profiteering capitalists have ruined our noble quest for a better world.

    • Sensei

      They are like the Tin Men selling siding of old. They come to your house unannounced and hard sell you.

      They are just as evil as the the confusing government free money programs they use to sell you.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Get off my property, you’re tresspassing.”

    • R C Dean

      “The solar power industry is booming”

      Then why do I keep reading about solar companies going bankrupt?

      • UnCivilServant

        An Implosion is a Boom, right?

    • Suthenboy

      You know why it is so easy to blow smoke up people’s asses? Because they like it. That’s why. They bend over and spread their cheeks because they fucking love it.

    • UnCivilServant

      I gave the surviving yeasties a small dusting of sugar before capping the bottles. Of course that only works when there are surviving yeasties to produce more gas. Commercially, they tend to filter out those before bottling in a lot of facilities (especially the bigger the brewery)

      (Yes, I once tried homebrewing. I got compliments on the results, but since I don’t drink beer, I didn’t do a second batch)

    • UnCivilServant

      I find it odd that they focus on the “stranded” part as well. In a rollover accident, they’d be stranded regardless of whether they’d been ejected first.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Save us, Obi-Wan

    With one stunning press release on a mid-summer morning perfect for a $7 cold brew, Starbucks’ (SBUX) board has moved decisively to end its crisis and unlock a new decade of possibilities.

    Starbucks stock steadied Wednesday after its biggest one-day surge on record on the heels of the ailing coffee chain’s shock appointment of Chipotle (CMG) chairman and CEO Brian Niccol as its CEO, effective Sept. 9. Niccol, 50, will assume the position from Lax Narasimhan, who was on the job for less than 18 months.

    The Top Man Theory of coffee shops.

    • UnCivilServant

      “Pumpkin Spice Norovirus for Everyone!”

    • WTF

      Here are the problems with Starbucks: 1. Expensive mediocre coffee; 2. you stand on line for 15 minutes to order and pay; 3. you then wait another 15 minutes after you order and pay to get your expensive mediocre coffee.

      Not sure how the new CEO is going to fix that.

      • creech

        Was it always that way? If “old way” was better, then management can go back to it.

      • Suthenboy

        Perhaps high-end coffee shop and fast food restaurant models aren’t compatible? Using lower quality coffee as the fulcrum to balance the two doesnt work?
        Good coffee shop is a mom and pop coffee aficionado operation. Dunkin Doughnuts is a good FF coffee shop.
        I think of Starbucks as an overpriced Dunkin doughnuts on a dark and stormy night.

        *waiting to see who gets that reference

      • Suthenboy

        As for the purple prose…I was standing in line at a Starbucks in Shreveport once and my wandering bored eye caught some books on a small shelf near the register. I strolled over and attempted to take one down to glance at while I waited only to discover that the ‘books’ were props…the row was simply a molded light paper box, the face of which was painted to appear as 8 or 10 books.
        I had tipped them out enough that the ruse made a light thump when I let it drop back. The look on my face must have said volumes because when I turned back around to return to the line there was a MILF looking at me with one hand over her mouth barely holding back her laughter. She winked at me. I got it. She got it. Yet we both stayed there and went through the motions.

        I am reminded of the ending line in a Scandinavian movie about a cop chasing a man who got fed up with civilized life and went to live in the wild alone. After much drama and many characters the cop catches the guy but is killed in a struggle with some thieves. The ‘wild’ man and he talk as dies. The ‘wild’ man apologizes to the cop for all of the trouble and explains his behavior as “I guess I was just playing dress-up.” The cop responds, while reflecting on his life, now ending with “We are all just playing dress-up.”

      • trshmnstr

        Perhaps high-end coffee shop and fast food restaurant models aren’t compatible?

        It’s not a high end coffee shop anymore. It stopped being that 15 years ago when they put one on every corner. It’s a themed fast food restaurant, and the theme is “high end coffee shop”.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    This comes as the company fends off recent activist attacks from Elliott Management and Starboard Value.

    They just want to unlock hidden value and do what’s best for the stakeholders.