Winston’s Mom Does the Links

by | Aug 23, 2024 | Daily Links | 244 comments

Sloopy and Banjos asked for the morning off. Don’t fucking ask me what they’re doing, they’re into deisel generators and Crocs. Its some sort of social signal even I am unfamiliar with.

He’s already in Mexico, unless he’s a fucking retard. Let’s be real hes probably a fucking retard

The Indian guy was always a real cock tease, but that’s why people love him.

Its hair splitting bullshit like this that makes people hate libertarians. Hey dumbass, the political class in every communist country gets rich. They’re perfectly fine with the Kommie Kumala.

They promised someone bigger than Hulk Hogan. Unless they meant Big Mike, and were speaking literally…by the by, Kumala definitely showed her Indian side, IYKWIMAITYD.

I want the homosexual econ man to live in the present day. Itmwould really help us all out.

and finally:

He discovered a glitch in the matrix. Nobody can community note you and call you a fucking liar if you manually turn off replies.

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Winston's Mom

Winston's Mom

Biological mother of Winston.

244 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Hey girlfriend, want to go out again?

    • Winston's Mom

      Hey limp dick. You last check didn’t clear.

      • AlexinCT

        Next time I will pay with a credit card?

      • Winston's Mom

        You know I I don’t do WEF approved payments.

      • Nephilium

        Alex Springer?

      • AlexinCT

        I am NOT Winston’s dad!

      • Nephilium

        AlexinCT:

        In case you were unaware.

      • AlexinCT

        I was aware of the reference, I just wanted to make sure everyone knew I was not Winston’s dad.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Next time I will pay with a credit card?

        : Alex

        That costs extra (NSFW)

  2. SDF-7

    Don’t fucking ask me what they’re doing

    Dare I say the statement answers itself?

    Morning, Winston’s Mom… thanks for enacting your labor.

    • AlexinCT

      Stop flirting with my girl!

      • SDF-7

        As I tell my wife — being polite isn’t flirting.

      • SDF-7

        Dude… if you’re disappointed that I’m married, I’m sure Tonio could work with you for someone a thousand times better than me.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have no interest in you.

        I’m just disappointed that none of those waitresses were flirting with me.

      • AlexinCT

        A great way to get them to start flirting is to ask them what they are wearing on their feet in a husky voice…

      • Winston's Mom

        I’m just disappointed that none of those waitresses were flirting with me.

        No they were. They want a better tip.

      • Not Adahn

        Yup. Flirting waitresses = buskers.

  3. Rat on a train

    I was hoping that would open up interesting dialogue, but then I started to get called racist.
    They don’t want a dialogue. They want submission. Have you not learned that by now?

    • AlexinCT

      The left can’t win arguments with facts and logic, because they have neither on their side and have lost even the basics of doing that, so they revert to the tactic they hid behind now for more than 5 decades. Unfortunately said tactic no longer works with most people that have realized it is a grift.

      • Rat on a train

        wolf!

    • Suthenboy

      “They don’t want a dialogue. They want submission. ”
      That sums it up nicely. This is why every veteran that has engaged with them will tell you there is only one way to deal with them.

  4. SDF-7

    Hey dumbass, the political class in every communist country gets rich.

    That’s how you know they weren’t true communists… maaaaan!

    • AlexinCT

      Under socialism the ruling class is the only one that lives large & in charge – i.e. they have all the wealth that is left – while the people get ground into more and more misery. In the name of social justice.

      The dnc has been a parade of woke rich assholes talking about the injustices of America. Think about that. Big Mike and Oprah still act as if they are living in the hood because of the man. And Barack, Bill, Hillary, and Nancy want you to believe this dumb drunk hag the Bidens straddled the criminal gangs with, after these assholes torpedoed Biden’s campaign because to them winning at any cost is more important than that democracy they keep talking about, won’t be a continuation of the Obama legacy of wrecking America as the real objective of the fundamental change they promised.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’m not sure Biden was axed because he’s a loser, either the fraud machine would be less believable or opportunists saw an opening to get rid of him and his faction.

        The more I think about it, the worse it gets. The last president was lied to and ignored by the people supposedly reporting to and accountable to him. The current president was sidelined and put out to pasture with no protest. If drunk cat lady wins, it will be a completely empty figurehead next.

    • rhywun

      I don’t see any problem with Literally Hitler calling her a communist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • R C Dean

        Me neither. Close enough for government work.

        And Mom is right – the kind of autistic “well, ackchually”ing that some libertarians are prone to doesn’t win friends and influence enemies. Being the biggest pedant in the room isn’t really something to strive for.

      • UnCivilServant

        Being the biggest pedant in the room isn’t really something to strive for.

        But it’s all I’ve got.

        😥

      • DEG

        And Mom is right – the kind of autistic “well, ackchually”ing that some libertarians are prone to doesn’t win friends and influence enemies. Being the biggest pedant in the room isn’t really something to strive for.

        I attended a panel discussion at Liberty Forum which included Travis Corcoran.

        He said on talking to voters, “You have to talk about things normies care about in terms they care about. Jobs, money in their pocket, and education. It’s not the libertarian debating society, and if you treat it like it is, you’ll lose every time.”

  5. AlexinCT

    He’s already in Mexico, unless he’s a fucking retard. Let’s be real hes probably a fucking retard

    Team blue is already back calling Trump an existential threat to avoid saying that their policy will be doubling down on the stupid and evil of the last 4 years with more gusto while wrecking life for anyone not in government. Trump’s assassination attempt was memory holed by them in less than a month.

    I am still sticking to them sabotaging his plane or ground vehicle in a way that they claim it was an accident.

    • SDF-7

      I believe his plane is a Boeing…. they’ve already laid the groundwork.

      • bacon-magic

        Good job, you just got another whistleblower offed.

  6. SDF-7

    He discovered a glitch in the matrix. Nobody can community note you and call you a fucking liar if you manually turn off replies.

    Has Elon made Twitter’s bug reporting system public? If not — he should… though he’d have to hire a team just to separate the wheat from the trolling chaff I expect. But that sort of feedback and general responsiveness to such a customer focused business (because like any social media, if the next Hot New Thing comes along or you piss off users enough, they’ll leave and your momentum dries up immediately) seems pretty vital.

    And being able to block something as recently popular as Community Notes with their high profile reading and response by Musk seems like a bug they’d want to fix.

    And of course — Krugman is a moron. But you knew that.

    • AlexinCT

      Nobody has laws against prize gauging. They have laws directed at limiting prices during a serious emergency/catastrophe. Those laws have limits in duration AND scope. I personally do not like them, because they discourage individuals from rendering help and getting paid.

      Also, Krugman thinks people are dumb enough to think that because some states allowed such laws, idiots can be convinced that means you should let government do price controls at their whim to hide the fact it is the government’s money printing and spending itself that is responsible for the economic calamity.

      • AlexinCT

        BTW for those of you with language degrees and sticks up your asses, my use of “gauging” is an ironic call back to the inept fucks in government using it first.

      • SDF-7

        Nobody around these parts would ever be pedantic and nitpicky about grammar.

        Never happens.

      • Not Adahn

        Is the stick being used to gauge someone’s anal diameter?

      • Drake

        You didn’t mean shooting things with a 12 gauge?

      • slumbrew

        (My link is perfectly SFW)

      • Rat on a train

        because some states allowed such laws
        Well, yes. States have jurisdiction in some areas the federal government doesn’t.

  7. Not Adahn

    By framing Harris as an extremist, Trump is implicitly placing his campaign on the side of the status quo.

    The voices in your head are also morons.

    • AlexinCT

      Actually they hope voters are dumb enough to not see through the mountain of lies and bullshit.

    • SDF-7

      We didn’t get a music liink — so, obligatory.

      • The Last American Hero

        No Beyonce from you either?

  8. Not Adahn

    Before continuing with what could easily be derailed into a semantics debate, it’s important to define some terms.

    Socialism is an economic system where private property has been abolished as it relates to the production of goods and services.

    AIEEEE!

    • Nephilium

      Goods and services just spring from the earth, fully formed.

      • SDF-7

        Slavery and telling the entire economy what to do and how to do it is just the things we do together!

    • PieInTheSky

      Socialism is an economic system where private property has been abolished as it relates to the production of goods and services – so the USSR was real socialism

    • Fourscore

      The Twin City metro area is a whole different level of incontinence. The rest of the state is guns and ICEs

      • Suthenboy

        That is my impression. So, it’s just the city water.
        *We have a few of them around here too…Baton Rouge is rotten with them. New Orleans? I keep praying for another Katrina…
        Still, Louisiana is a solid Trump state. Remember when we had a horrible flood in Lafayette? Trump showed up down there passing out blankets, water and toys for children. Hillary went to SF to a gold plated fun raiser with the billionaires.

    • The Other Kevin

      Testosterone levels and sperm counts have been declining for years, so it’s not a bad strategy.

  9. Suthenboy

    I thought I heard last night that they caught the guy?

    Racist = not a pinko. The divisions sewn among the populace aren’t about any of the professed reasons. It is about ideology and money.

    “Kamala is not a radical communist…”
    Yes she is. You can shut up now.

    And the big surprise was….? Ah….so just like everything else about them.

    Someone posted the other day an interview with some govt. bigwig in the financial sector trying to explain inflation and he was completely clueless about fundamentals of economics. I dont remember who because it was no surprise and I just shook my head in resignation.

    She has called not only for price controls but nationalization of major industries. She was quite emphatic about it. Yes, she is a fucking radical communist.

    • Fourscore

      He’s clean and articulate so there’s that.

    • Suthenboy

      I wrote my comment below before I saw this. Well, there ya’ go.

    • WTF

      “We will keep sacrificing until all of us are dead”

      Your terms are acceptable.

  10. Tonio

    Hey dumbass, the political class in every communist country gets rich.

    • Fourscore

      “If you’re gonna play the game, boy, You gotta learn to play it right”

      Kenny

    • R C Dean

      It’s the Law, after all.

  11. Suthenboy

    Regarding discussions of the nature of marxism keep in mind that the perfect embodiment of pure marxism in the world today is Hamas. They are hardcore marxists. The result is the leadership living like kings while the people sweat and bleed in the dirt. All hope in the populace has been crushed. They celebrate and engage in death, depravity and destruction. Their culture is the embodiment of evil.
    This is why every country in the region that has taken them in has expelled them. None of them want to have anything to do with them.

    • UnCivilServant

      I don’t think Hamas needs to be compared to Karl Johnny come lately Marx. Islam created places like that from the word Mo.

    • AlexinCT

      If you realize that marxism was just another feudal system, codified by a bunch of life losers that envied others more successful than them and hated society for not noticing these life losers “brilliance”, promising equality and delivering the easiest for of equality – misery – you would never think it was anything good. Our education system however was taken over by these marxists, that then went to groom 2 generations of life losers that ended up taking over government, the fake news system, and the legal system, allowing them to basically program everyone to be idiots. It’s truly the devil’s work and a cult of evil.

    • PieInTheSky

      leaders are working hard for the people they deserve some luxury

      • SarumanTheGreat

        To the leaders according to their needs, from their subjects according to their abilities.

      • Nephilium

        SarumanTheGreat:

        Welcome to the site. Hope you’re finding the comments appropriately terrifying/entertaining.

    • Suthenboy

      Yes…clapping seals.

    • SarumanTheGreat

      Thank you. Certainly entertaining and informative (why I joined after lurking for months). And no, not at all terrifying. I guess that comes from hanging around Uruks too much.

  12. Drake

    What Is Really Going on at Federal Agencies?”

    Elon is just josning for Trump to set him loose on the federal bureaucracies. It would be glorious .

    • PieInTheSky

      The twitter treatment wound not be so bad for some bureaucracies

  13. PieInTheSky

    Today I learned a new word

    straphanger: a standing passenger in a bus or train.

    I don’t think you need a special word for that

    • Not Adahn

      The connotation is lower-middle/working class urbanite.

    • slumbrew

      I think of that as a very New York City word – I don’t hear it much outside of that context.

      • PieInTheSky

        well I did not know that heard it and googled the meaning

      • Fourscore

        I learned that when I was a kid, 70-80 years ago. Riding a crowded streetcar, my mother holding on to the strap hanging from the roof, me holding onto my mother. As the street car went towards the edges of Mpls the crowd thinned and we got to sit down. We were straphangers before straphanging was cool.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sorry to say, Straphanging was never cool.

    • Nephilium

      I thought that was primarily a NYC term (maybe all large urban areas). I know it’s not commonly used locally.

      • rhywun

        It is mainly NYC because no other American city has very many people standing.

    • Winston's Mom

      straphanger: a standing passenger in a bus or train.

      That is not what that means, dear.

      • AlexinCT

        You wrecking David Carradine?

      • Cunctator

        —“straphanger”—

        Something something Winston’s Mom something something straphanger.

    • Drake

      Ron Bennington used the term all the time.

    • DrOtto

      See also: bridge & tunnel

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      An additional use for this term in the U.S. Army is to describe an individual who is not scheduled to participate in a training parachute jump but is trying to do so on a space-available basis. This is done by individuals trying to qualify for various schools (e.g. jumpmaster) and the like. The term is also extended to mean trying to catch a military aircraft generally on an ad hoc basis.

  14. PieInTheSky

    What is a woman? Australian court rules in landmark case

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c07ev1v7r4po

    A transgender woman from Australia has won a discrimination case against a women-only social media app, after she was denied access on the basis of being male.

    The Federal Court found that although Roxanne Tickle had not been directly discriminated against, she was a victim of indirect discrimination – which refers to when a decision disadvantages a person with a particular attribute – and ordered the app to pay her A$10,000 ($6,700; £5,100) plus costs.

    It’s a landmark ruling when it comes to gender identity, and at the very heart of the case was the ever more contentious question: what is a woman?

    In 2021, Tickle downloaded “Giggle for Girls”, an app marketed as an online refuge where women could share their experiences in a safe space, and where men were not allowed.

    In order to gain access, she had to upload a selfie to prove she was a woman, which was assessed by gender recognition software designed to screen out men.

    However, seven months later – after successfully joining the platform – her membership was revoked.

    As someone who identifies as a woman, Tickle claimed she was legally entitled to use services meant for women, and that she was discriminated against based on her gender identity.

    She sued the social media platform, as well as its CEO Sall Grover, and sought damages amounting to A$200,000, claiming that “persistent misgendering” by Grover had prompted “constant anxiety and occasional suicidal thoughts”.

    • UnCivilServant

      Stop calling him ‘she’.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Mentally ill nut job allowed to harass women.

      • AlexinCT

        Well, it takes a man to show women how to women right, according to all this stuff going on..

    • rhywun

      What is a woman?

      Somehow I doubt that BBC comes to the obvious conclusion that the word is now meaningless.

  15. PieInTheSky

    In local news, the US government approved the sale of 180 million dollars worth of AIM-120 AMRAAM misles to Romania.

    • UnCivilServant

      $180 million? So… two?

      • PieInTheSky

        well based on wiki they are a mill a pop so 180? 150?

      • UnCivilServant

        Maybe you qualified for a bulk discount and got an even two hundred?

      • Sensei

        How about a dozen 12 packs. You buy them by the gross!

      • UnCivilServant

        Romania is a metric country, they’d want them by the Groß

      • Sensei

        I was curious and wondered where it came from. Google says old French.

      • Suthenboy

        One. You didn’t account for all the graft and kick-backs.

    • PieInTheSky

      I see the real issue is they are underfunded and need a few more billion

  16. PieInTheSky

    German blackbirds imitate the sound of electric scooters

    In the northern German city of Kiel, blackbirds have been observed imitating the alarm sound of electric scooters. A researcher says that this unusual side-effect of electric micromobility is also likely to spread to other cities as the sound seems to be advantageous for blackbirds finding mates.

    https://www.electrive.com/2024/06/24/german-blackbirds-imitate-the-sound-of-electric-scooters/

  17. UnCivilServant

    Adjacent headlines:

    Magistrates Told to Stop Jailing Offenders and Ease Pressure on Overcrowded Prisons

    UK Approves Record Number of Migrant Asylum Seeker Claims

    🤔

    • Drake

      Irish Patriots seems to be dealing with the elite plans to replace them much better than the UK or U.S.

      They just burn down every hotel and immigrant center that gets started. No protests, no mean tweets, no arrests.

      • R C Dean

        *takes notes*

        The Irish do have a lot more practice than most at objecting to being colonized.

    • PieInTheSky

      meh I doubt they are all communists there is probably spectrum there.

      • Not Adahn

        Thery have all types: Trotskyites, Leninists, Stalinists and Hoxhaists!

      • PieInTheSky

        wait what kind of Trotskyites? do they believe the Soviet Union under Stalin was state capitalist or denatured socialist?

      • slumbrew

        Whatever flavor of Total State authoritarianism you want, they got.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, one of the bad things about Burning Man is JI isn’t here to tell us which of those are real Marxists.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Listening to the Dearborn/Hamas wing of the party they have a few socialists of the national variety as well.

      • DEG

        wait what kind of Trotskyites?

        Probably not the kind that could be “Firefly”-era Christina Hendricks’ body double.

    • AlexinCT

      Why is that dude called Amy?

  18. PieInTheSky

    Tim Walz and his wife claim that their son has a non-verbal learning disorder, ADHD and an anxiety disorder.

    “Non-verbal learning disorder” seems to be a medical term they now give to children who aren’t good at school.

    These people go along with every trend, including the over medicalization of children. No one can have a kid who is not very bright or can’t sit still, they have a “non-verbal learning disorder” or ADHD. And of course he has anxiety, his parents told him he had two other disorders!

    Good insight into how leftists today end up with so many forms of mental illness.

    https://x.com/RichardHanania/status/1826473050117996851

    this sort of reminded me of the old George Carlin bit about no one is stupid anymore everyone has a learning disability

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EXlSTVyJ4o

    1:25 minute mark ish

    • PieInTheSky

      if you should not feed ducks bread, you should not feed cows donuts

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not really worried about a cow’s long-term health, nor degrading their ability to survive in the wild.

    • Pope Jimbo

      You jelly?

      • UnCivilServant

        Naw, he always has that Glazed look.

      • Fourscore

        That’s really sugar coating it

      • Pope Jimbo

        Holy Moly! Swiss is gonna get you guys.

    • Common Tater

      Feeding cows stale bread is fairly common.

      • AlexinCT

        Is that what that dude that go gored in Thailand was doing?

  19. The Other Kevin

    I will admit when I’m wrong, and I have had to do that more than a few times lately. I thought for sure Taylor Swift would appear at the DNC, but those of you who said she’s a smart business woman and she knows better, well, you were right. Last night’s hours of “special guest” hype that turned out to be nothing was interesting.

    • Not Adahn

      Eh, Don Lemon was reporting that it was going to be GWB.

      • kinnath

        I did not see any news from the DNC yesterday. Was there any special guest that showed up?

      • Not Adahn

        You’re using “special” in its euphemism sense, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Nope. A lil ploy to get the non-politicos to tune in apparently.

      • Nephilium

        I think Gwar would have been more likely than GWB.

      • The Other Kevin

        We were talking about this a week or two ago, regarding TS appearing at campaign events. It could still be that she makes an appearance at a rally, but after last night it looks like that won’t happen.

    • Ted S.

      You’ve got a wife. You’re used to admitting you’re wrong.

      • AlexinCT

        Especially when you are not…

      • The Other Kevin

        This guy gets it. After 25 years of training, it was not at all difficult to type that admission.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken.

  20. Sensei

    And a not insignificant number of business owners both private and public are cheering this on. Because FedGov won’t be coming for them, just the other guy.

    Price-Gouging Crusade Electrifies Democratic Rank and File
    Democratic convention delegates are unified in blaming corporate greed for high prices

    https://www.wsj.com/economy/consumers/price-gouging-crusade-electrifies-democratic-rank-and-file-01255bfd?st=g82dov83g9do98x&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Drake

      Stuff nobody who has ever worked in the private sector would believe.

      • Ted S.

        Nope. There are a lot of people stuck in dead-end jobs who just know all the bosses they’ve ever had were out to oppress them.

        And they’d brag about the malingering ways they got back at the boss at boss by stealing the company’s time.

        Said people also never wanted to admit it was their own fuck-ups that led to them being in a dead-end job.

      • Fourscore

        What?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Because FedGov won’t be coming for them, just the other guyteam.

    • The Other Kevin

      That makes perfect sense. It’s not that the political class have spent so much that we’re adding $1 trillion to the debt every 100 day, no sir, it’s those greedy corporations ruining everything. Meanwhile, the staff is in the back room writing the next omnibus bill.

    • WTF

      Odd how the corporations didn’t get so greedy until after Biden was in office.

    • The Last American Hero

      Pushing that agenda when gas prices are still quite high would be a bit silly.

  21. Not Adahn

    Did the conventioneers give a shout out to their comrades to the north and wish them joy in shutting down the railroads? You’d think this might be a BFD what withe people pretending to care about supply chains and all.

  22. Sensei

    I’d like to make this kind of cash for less than two years of work:

    Spanos came to Delta in 2023 with no aviation experience. When hired, Bastian said that Spanos would align Delta’s operations, customer experience and technology teams to “deliver an unsurpassed product and service” for customers and employees.

    A Marine veteran, Spanos had been CEO of amusement-park chain Six Flags for two years until his departure in 2021 and had held leadership roles at PepsiCo. Spanos made $8.6 million in total compensation in 2023, Delta said in a securities filing

    https://www.wsj.com/business/airlines/delta-operations-chief-to-depart-for-new-job-8840ff53?st=akrsxo0q3gc63xl&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Tundra

      Wonderful. What a wholesome commercial.

      We just ordered some of that for our pup. Any of y’all feed it to your doggie?

      • UnCivilServant

        I wouldn’t subject a dog to my care.

      • slumbrew

        Ours is on Wellness and is doing fine, but I’d consider one of those fresh ones if she ever starts having issues

      • Pope Jimbo

        The tag line is perfect. The amount of money I’d pay now for a few more years with my old mutt is high indeed.

        Allergy Warning:

        The first Altar Boy had just begun hunting and my mutt was past his prime. Still death on wheels, but his stamina was nowhere what it was.

        My dad, myself and the Altar Boy decided to walk one more tree row before calling it a trip in western NoDak and heading home. Not even a whiff of a bird and we were all trudging back to the car. The Altar Boy saw a cattail swamp a 150 yards away or so and decided he and the mutt would check it out. Dad and I looked at each other and said “sure” but we had no real expectation that anything would happen.

        Watching my mutt trot over there with my kid was bittersweet. His hips were hurting bad and I knew this was the last trip he’d probably take. The dog got a whiff of something and dove into the slough. The kid followed behind him and after about 10 minutes of them thrashing around a big cock pheasant busted out and my kid nailed him with one shot. The mutt trotted over and picked him up and returned him to the kid and they came back totally puffed up.*

        One of the best times in my life. What a way for a dog to go out.

        *Giving the pheasant up to the kid was important because usually my mutt would dodge other hunting partners to bring the bird back to me. Wanted to get full credit I guess. Sometimes he would bring it back to my dad too. But bringing it to the kid was the cherry on top.

      • Sensei

        Nice story!

      • Tundra

        Wow, what a perfect story.

        And yes, I would pay a lot for more time.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Great story Jimbo…almost Where the Red Fern Grows perfect.

    • slumbrew

      Stupid allergies.

      • Ownbestenemy

        *changes sign on wall back to 0 days since last allergy attack*

  23. Evan from Evansville

    To all: I’m sorry my mood and tone have been rather, uh, depressive and nonsensical. I fear it spurred many “oh, this fuck!” emotional responses to my off-puttingbself. Correctly so, I gather.

    Certainly a funsy article should be written by this one. I can’t think of many travel ones that I haven’t done / wouldn’t be depressing (Cambodia comes to mind). I’m also concerned about the pics and internal memories I have. Hrm.

    Thinking my character will bring ’em together: I put my phlebotomical medical dive in the same upper strata of ‘Korea,’ the Peru Tribune, and ‘recovery from The Incident’– times I just bounded out and started something new. I’m an odd one. I’m thinking a pretty tell-tale version of how I ‘decided’ to go medical. A write-up of folk-sellin’ plasma is a feel-good story just by itself. I can’t believe I fucking ‘lucked’ into something that morally suits me to perfection. (Internal Narrator of Sense: It wasn’t luck.) <– I find it hard to believe I have a deep understanding of 'sense' inside me. "I just dooo things…"

    I would be curious, and onward, upward! A curious flight, this one. I rather enjoy how I "tend" to not-often-strolled 'lil alleys.

  24. PieInTheSky

    Few people are aware that there are two viable hypotheses for the origins of the AIDS pandemic in humans.

    The bushmeat hypothesis. In the early 20th century, a person in central Africa caught the virus from a chimpanzee bite, or from chimpanzee meat consumption. The virus spread in humans unnoticed for some decades, and eventually gave rise to the AIDS pandemic. This is the mainstream, accepted hypothesis.
    The oral polio vaccine (opv) hypothesis. In 1957-1960 there was a trial of an experimental polio vaccine in Belgian Congo, administered to nearly a million people. This vaccine used kidney cells from chimpanzees, some of which were infected with a virus closely related to HIV. As a result, the virus crossed over to humans through the vaccine, kicking off the AIDS pandemic.

    https://x.com/jonatanpallesen/status/1826621529771135211

    • Drake

      My conspiracy buddy was talking about the 2nd one yesterday.

    • AlexinCT

      I prefer the old one where people fucked monkeys or vice versa.

      • Drake

        Then that guy had sex with some Canada Air flight attendant who banged a bunch of guys in every city?

      • AlexinCT

        Party time!

  25. The Late P Brooks

    A joyous message of fear and division

    — Kamala Harris summoned Americans on Thursday to reject political division and instead chart what she called a “new way forward,” as she accepted her party’s nomination while blending biography with warnings about electing Donald Trump again to the White House.

    Taking the stage to a thunderous standing ovation as she closed out the Democratic National Convention in Chicago, the vice president argued that her personal story and background as a prosecutor made her uniquely qualified to protect Americans’ interests against a former president she cast as only having his own interests in mind.

    “Our nation with this election has a precious, fleeting opportunity to move past the bitterness, cynicism, and divisive battles of the past,” Harris said. “A chance to chart a new way forward. Not as members of any one party or faction, but as Americans.”

    Not Democrats. Not Republicans. Americans. Americans, who fear and despise Donald Trump and all those who do not fear and despise him. Americans who patriotically want to stamp out dissent and doubt. Americans who want “opportunity” to mean government control.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I never saw that clip…my God…

      Also the ABC clip with Secretary Raimondo…I cannot believe (well I can) that they chyron they displayed for her was that she was just a former governor and not the sitting Secretary of Commerce. It was a purposeful lie and Raimondo thought she was going to just bash Trump until her programming didn’t allow for a thrown exception.

      Only thing I can think of is all the actors under Biden are looking to play dump and going to basically say “Oops, we didn’t know”.

      • Drake

        Holy moly – so incompetent that dumb mainstream reporters are calling them out. The Secretary of Commerce is unfamiliar with Department of Labor data.

        How far in the future was Idiocracy? Mike Judge was optimistic.

      • AlexinCT

        Be careful, I say. We live in an age where so much criminal and evil shit done by these people is overlooked or waved off, as soon as they claim the root cause is/was incompetence. DEI is being pushed because DEI basically makes it impossible for anyone to ever be held accountable (unless they are a white, straight, guy). One of the most damaging modern corporate practices that I have seen is this “no blame” shit everybody adopted in the last decade.

      • DEG

        The Secretary of Commerce is unfamiliar with Department of Labor data.

        If our enemies were smarter, I’d think it was an elaborate scheme to play gotcha. The Bureau of Labor that released the jobs numbers is under the Department of Labor. Julie Su is the Acting Secretary of Labor. Labor and Commerce are different Cabinet departments. So not Raimondo’s bailiwick.

        On other hand, I guess she has important girlboss stuff to do so can’t be bothered to learn about stuff in adjacent but separate Cabinet departments.

    • PieInTheSky

      on the other hand, the people chosen to run such things are getting ever more stupid, incompetent, and uncomprehending. – but more evil and power hungry so it works out

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Kamala Harris wants you to know she has spent her entire working life using the power of the state against those she disapproves of. Won’t you help her to continue her noble crusade?

    • AlexinCT

      I tell everyone of these tools, that the only way I would be for rules on misinformation, disinformation, and hate speech, is if I, and only I, get to define what is what. Same when it comes to government confiscation of wealth for whatever reason. I get to pick who gets robbed, and then i get to pick who gets whatever I don’t keep for myself.

      They hate it when you put this shit in that perspective.

  27. PieInTheSky

    “Under capitalism the masses do not really participate in governing the country… even in the most democratic regime, the governments are not set up by the people but by the Rothschilds and Stinneses, the Rockefellers and the Morgans.”

    — Stalin (1924)

    https://x.com/upholdreality/status/1826720545523831294

    I mean not 100% wrong

    • AlexinCT

      Under socialism the masses participate only in staged parades and other mandatory state defined functions, or else.

  28. PieInTheSky

    Which cuisine do Europeans think is the WORST?

    French people say… 🇬🇧: 25%
    Swedes say… 🇬🇧: 24%
    Germans say… 🇬🇧: 19%
    Spaniards say… 🇬🇧: 19%

    Italians say… 🇺🇸: 20%
    Britons say… 🇺🇸: 17%
    Danes say… 🇺🇸: 15%

    https://x.com/YouGov/status/1826547834474095005

    • UnCivilServant

      How cute.

      How many have actually visited these other places and had the cuisine?

      • Tundra

        Right? I’ve been lucky to travel a lot and I’ve had terrific meals everywhere.

        Even in Scotland.

      • PieInTheSky

        everyone know American food is bad we don;t even need to try it. Also most people had McDonald’s at least once.

      • AlexinCT

        McDonalds sucks, but McDonalds in Europe sucks even worse.

      • PieInTheSky

        Cascaval pane was one of my favourite things to ear when i was 10

      • PieInTheSky

        Eat stupid phone

    • Ownbestenemy

      Meh, each have their highlights and lowlights.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I was thinking that. What are they considering American food? We have at minimum, 50 different cuisine from each state, then additional regional cuisines, cuisines within those regional cuisines. So what are they really thinking…my guess “Fast Food”

      • Urthona

        Where would Southern Europe be without the tomato? Where would Northern Europe be without the potato?

        I’m wondering what these people ate in the middle ages.

      • AlexinCT

        Each other?

      • UnCivilServant

        Turnip, Wheat, Barley, Carrot, Onion, Cabbage, etc

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Surprising news

    Meanwhile, there are still potential hurdles for the Kennedy and Trump campaigns as they weigh a potential deal. One source close to Kennedy, who has been briefed on the deliberations, said the third-party candidate’s stipulations could pose a problem for Trump’s team.

    “Bobby wants to bring people with him onto the Trump campaign, and this might be a deal-breaker,” the source said.

    Kennedy, 70, is also getting considerable pushback from the closest and most important member of his inner circle — his wife, actor Cheryl Hines — who “really does not want him” to back Trump, the source said.

    Her friends will never speak to her again. She’ll be a pariah among the Right People.

    • AlexinCT

      Shanahan was on with Adam Corolla last night, and she kind of walked back the deal thing. However, she basically came out and admitted she now sees the democrat party as a cabal of evil power hungry criminals hell bent on keeping the failing systems they have created to loot the American people, and believes they need to be wrecked.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That was a good interview. She’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders. From what I saw, skipped around a bit, she didn’t so much walk back the deal talk as say it was RFK’s decision and the announcement such as it is will be done by him.

      • AlexinCT

        So what struck me was that she now realized the democrats are a crime syndicate, that the media is in the bag for democrats, that the current marxist plans from the dnc are going to destroy our society, and that team blue has lost its mind and is all about feels and not about systems that work. In general she realized our government is now evil, but she simply couldn’t take the next step and shake off her belief that government should help people fix problems instead of staying out of their way.

        So many people have been brainwashed to believe that government bureaucracies by nature will solve problems, when it is the very problems that keep them employed, and in fact will seek to find, and when they don’t find, will make them up, more of those. Instead of wanting small, limited, and monitored government, they want to abdicate personal responsibility to an uncaring machine. And these people think they are better because they care than those that say “That is not government’s job”.

    • Ownbestenemy

      If one of the angles of attack is that Biden-Harris weaponized FedGov, then this would be another good pickup, along with Tulsi. Independents that are following Kennedy might be on the fence with that notion but highlighting that Trump and anyone in his orbit, Tulsi being hounded by TSA/DHS/USMS and then Kennedy which saw a complete lock out of Democracy(tm) by his own party…

      Could be a good thing to just overlook the demands if they are just minor details.

    • Not Adahn

      Her friends will never speak to her again. She’ll be a pariah among the Right People.

      That train has sailed.

    • UnCivilServant

      No reason to fret, it spreads slowly.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I hear one of the symptoms is randomly shouting “Hey you guys”

      • SarumanTheGreat

        Depends on whether it’s the two-toed or three-toed variety. If the former, veeerrrrryyy slowly.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The only fever I’m worried about is Pac Man Fever, it’s driving me crazy.

      • Sensei

        I’ve Got A Fever And The Only Prescription Is More Cowbell

      • Tundra
      • Ownbestenemy

        Also fever…to go with kinnath

  30. Sensei

    Props for combining awful clickbait titles.

    16 Movies That Destroyed Actors’ Careers: No One Can Argue With No. 12

    • kinnath

      5 ways to avoid click bait . . . you won’t believe #3.

      • Sensei

        The “you won’t believe” is widely used, I don’t recall reading the “no one can argue” bit.

        I find it amazing that cliched clickbait constructions are still worth it.

      • Ownbestenemy

        “you won’t believe”
        “will change your life”
        “no one can argue”
        “can’t unsee it”

        I may have seen a few more phrases too

  31. Sean

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 08/23:
    *21/21 words (+7 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 1% by bonus words

    I played https://squaredle.com 08/23:
    *72/72 words (+30 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 3% by bonus words
    🔥 Solve streak: 525

    • AlexinCT

      We got all your rain this year…

    • Ted S.

      So were all the vampires.

  32. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Aren’t the wealthiest counties in the US around DC? It’s a little rich (pun intended) for the Dems to go around bashing the wealthy when they are the party of DC.

    • kinnath

      The party of the people is run by rich people that exploit the masses.

      The party of women’s rights is run by serial sex abusers.

      and so on . . . .

    • SarumanTheGreat

      Hypocrisy is the whole point. How hypocritical they can be and get away with it is their mark of social status.. Think of AOC’s gala dress.

    • AlexinCT

      Panem…

    • DEG

      The top two are, and there are more DC area counties on the list, but there are counties far outside of DC that make the list.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Most of the counties on that list (maybe all) outside of DC also skew heavily Dem.

    • The Other Kevin

      At one point this week they literally had Bernie bashing billionaires, and the next speaker was Pritzker who bragged about being a billionaire.

      • AlexinCT

        That allowed them to give the warm fuzzies to the envy and jealousy loser crowd which always gets an orgasm when they hear others being fleeced, followed by giving the insanely rich they claim they want to target a wink and nod that they will only do that to their political enemies.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Back to work

    The Canadian government stepped in to end a shutdown of the nation’s two major freight railroads less than 17 hours after it started, ordering binding arbitration to end the labor dispute that threatened severe disruptions in both the US and Canadian economies.

    ——-

    The move is a victory for CN and CPKC, which had been seeking government intervention. They said they had been forced to shut down their networks, despite the disruption it would cause, because there was no way to reach a deal with the Teamsters union.

    But the government’s intervention is a setback for the union, which had argued the best and fairest way to settle the labor dispute was to have the two sides reach an agreement at the bargaining table. They blamed greed by railroads negotiators and management demands that the union argues would hurt rail safety and the quality of life of its employees, a charge the railroads deny.

    Robber barons 1, noble workers 0

    • SarumanTheGreat

      Up the bosses, yay! Can’t have them goddamn greedy workers cut into their dividends!

  34. DEG

    Its some sort of social signal even I am unfamiliar with.

    That’s an impressive level of debauchery.

    One can’t help but think this is what happens when party insiders install someone who got zero votes as their presidential candidate–voters would have helped sort out these serious and debilitating political weaknesses on display from Harris tonight.

    He almost finds a nut here.

    The average voter is what matters, and the average voter won’t see or know these things, and most importantly won’t care.

    Final note: this column is dedicated to Adam Andrzejewski, founder of OpentheBooks, who has died at the age of 55.

    Oh no. That’s sad. I read his substack occasionally. None of it was surprising but I liked seeing someone do that work.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Doing doughnuts in the battleship

    “We’re quite convinced that the highest adoption rates for electric vehicles will be in the affordable segment on the lower size-end of the range,” he told CNBC on Thursday. “We have to play there in order to compete with the entrants that are coming.”

    ——-

    And the midsize pickup is scheduled to be the first vehicle from a specialized “skunkworks” team in California, The company had tasked the team two years ago with developing a new small EV platform.

    “We believe smaller, more affordable vehicles are the way to go for EV in volume. Why? Because the math is completely different than [internal combustion engine (ICE) vehicles],” Farley told investors last month. “In ICE, a business we’ve been in for 120 years, the bigger the vehicle, the higher the margin. But it’s exactly the opposite for EVs.”

    Farley has said the weight and cost of battery packs needed for large vehicles such as a three-row SUV, which many families buy for road trips, towing and hauling, are a limitation for EVs due to current ranges and charging networks.

    No kidding. There are still three billion lines of code.

    • Sean

      I just ditched the loaner EV. Hello Tiguan.

      My short experience with one has not changed my mind. Nope. Never. Couldn’t give me one for free.

      • Tundra

        I like the Tiggy. Nice little car.

      • DEG

        I just ditched the loaner EV.

        Good.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    My short experience with one has not changed my mind. Nope. Never. Couldn’t give me one for free.

    But what about all that torque? That quieter-than-a-Rolls-Royce ride?

    • Sean

      Power was OK, but range anxiety (and reality) kept me from romping on it. *shrug*