¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Sep 17, 2024 | Daily Links | 200 comments

I thought my wife went through my clothes and tossed a few items I don’t wear anymore. Not an unusual wife move, but the difference thankfully is mine doesn’t replace them with some sort of cable-knit sweaters.

So I had an odd interaction with my daughter this morning, who has taken to the fashionable oversize sweatshirt + shorts I do not particularly care for her wearing. My wife wasn’t throwing away my old sweatshirts. Nope, my daughter has been stealing them.

¡enlaces!

Mexican protesters stage a violent insurrection in an attempt to halt a democratic process…okay they just occupied the Senate building over that judicial reform bill.

How debates should be conducted

The law did pass BTW, in spite of protests and fears it will only cement the current ruling Moreno party (both AMLO and the new Trotskyite are from this party). Including this quip from their Chief Justice:

Among those who have criticised the changes is Supreme Court Chief Justice Norma Piña. 

She warned the proposed model would “generate tension between judges’ duty to be independent and impartial and their need to make rulings which are popular in order to attract votes”.

I mean, the judges were already paid off. Its just easier to buy them off now that they’re proper politicians. It goes into effect at the end of September.

Just in time for the the election! Gas will get more expensive!

The CIA used to be better at assassinations. This is ridiculous.

Yeah Brudder!

Here’s a tune. Enjoy your Tuesday?… I guess.

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200 Comments

  1. Sean

    I’d watch more debates if that happened here.

    • kinnath

      Trump smacking Harris with a chair would be fun.

    • EvilSheldon

      Really, we should settle elections this way as well.

      • SDF-7

        I suspect Fetterman vs. Oz would have ended up the same way — but been more entertaining.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        LUUUUUMP SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH

      • Tundra

        President Glen Jacobs, then?

        I’m down.

  2. Rat on a train

    My daughter also wears shorts and a sweatshirt even when it’s 85. My son will wear shorts and a t-shirt even when it’s 55. I foresee the office thermostat fights.

    • SDF-7

      I’m just trying to parse if MS has a problem with the combo — or if it is just the shorts that he doesn’t care for (Daisy Dukes?)….

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m guessing yoga shorts, if that is a thing? Or are they still just called volley ball shorts?

      • kinnath

        Calling back to Culver’s in the last thread . . .

        I was grabbing a quick supper at Culver’s one night. A bunch of high school girls came in with at least one set of parents. The lizard part of the brain was thinking “oh yeah!”, but the higher level brain functions were thinking “you let your daughters out in public dressed like that?”.

      • Tundra

        I was much more judgmental before I raised a daughter.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        For research purposes only, volley ball shorts are still a thing, but also 4-inch leggings.

        *makes sign of the cross*

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I’m guessing yoga shorts,

        Correct.

      • kinnath

        I thank god that I did not have to deal with yoga shorts when my daughter was growing up.

      • R C Dean

        Mrs. Dean (I suspect this is a gym thing) calls them booty shorts.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The guy who won’t bare his hands won’t wear shorts. Not surprising.

      • UnCivilServant

        Sunburn is no bueno, CPA.

      • Rat on a train

        I once went a year wearing only shorts.

      • Aloysious

        Like Opus the penguin, I don’t wear pants.

      • rhywun

        I once went a year wearing only shorts.

        Yeah, I only wear long pants if I absolutely have to.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      She has an “80’s costume.”

      • kinnath

        It wasn’t a costume. It was every day.

    • The Other Kevin

      Thank my lucky star, they didn’t get into the groove of that look at my high school.

      • Tundra

        Big hair and tight 501s were just fine for this suburban punk.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I remember the 2-3 polo shirts worn at the same time. And big sweaters.

        I don’t know how boys make it through Jr. High anymore. It is bad enough with the random boners, but to also be surrounded by girls in yoga pants? I predict a huge dearth of mathematicians in the next generation because no kid dared go to the chalkboard to do a problem.

  3. Tundra

    Ah, clothing battles with a teenage daughter. I remember them well.

    *thousand yard stare*

    • mexican sharpshooter

      She’s a “mean girl”. It’ll be alright.

    • R C Dean

      Bro Dean had a sign on the inside of his back door (the one everyone used), during his daughters’ tween/teen years:

      “Tights are not pants”.

      About 95% sure it was his wife who put it up.

      • Tundra

        Pointless in my house. Momma was/is a hottie so wore that stuff all the time.

    • Pope Jimbo

      We were lucky, the Altar Girl was pretty modest so we never had much of a problem in that area.

      Our problem was she was even more stubborn than my wife (which is amazing). So when those two locked horns about something, it was an epic battle of wills.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Better oversized sweatshirts than tube tops, I reckon.

    • Rat on a train

      My daughter wears a swim shirt over her bathing suit. I don’t complain.

      • The Other Kevin

        My youngest, to this day, will wear spandex shorts under a dress.

  5. kinnath

    https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/dozens-hezbollah-members-wounded-lebanon-when-pagers-exploded-sources-witnesses-2024-09-17/

    Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon, Mojtaba Amani, suffered a “superficial injury” in Tuesday’s pager blasts and was under observation in hospital, Iran’s semi-official Fars news agency said. Reuters could not immediately confirm the report.

    He totally wasn’t hanging out with terrorists under Iran’s influence. It’s just a weird coincidence.

    • Tundra

      “This is not about rivalries or iconic personalities,” the WNBA Players Association posted on X. “Racism, and the toll it takes on everyone, is NEVER tolerable, let alone justifiable, in the name of economic growth.”

      Aren’t you being paid to play a game?

    • The Other Kevin

      So it’s far better that they keep playing in obscurity and complaining about not making any money?

      • MikeS

        “We only want all the good parts about fame!”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah the vets seem bound and determined to destroy a player who has actually brought fans to the game.

        I was just watching a youtube video about how Clark is a gamer who has responded to all the nonsense by adjusting to the WNBA and playing great. She is the real deal.

        Also interesting that all the cheap shots seem to come from Chicago (Angel Reese’s team).

        Maybe the new fans scare all the old time WNBA supporters (cough-lesbians-cough)? They want to go back to the old days when you could buy cheap tickets and lick your opponent.

    • Drake

      Magic Johnson and Larry Bird entered the NBA 45 years ago. Since then, race relations are so much worse thanks to our first black President.

      • Tundra

        I try to explain to my kids that in the 80s and 90s it was quite literally never a thing.

        Thanks, Lightbringer.

      • Gustave Lytton

        As an Irish Catholic, I rooted for Johnson and the Lakers over the Celtics.

      • Tundra

        As an Italian Catholic I watched hockey.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        As a Warriors fan every time I saw those Celtics with Robert Parish I was reminded of how the Warriors traded him away for Joe Barry Carrol. I hated the Celts even more than I hated the Lakers. Ugliest team in basketball. McHale, Parrish, Bird, DJ Johnson. Ainge was the only normal looking person in the bunch and he was just plain annoying.

      • rhywun

        I try to explain to my kids that in the 80s and 90s it was quite literally never a thing.

        Right?!

        Disgusting what has happened.

      • Suthenboy

        Well, more late ’80s and up through the ‘000 aughts. Yep, that is when the Dems resurrected racism with a vengeance. It was something to behold. I couldn’t believe how easily they did it. It is worse now than I have ever seen it, and I remember ‘whites only’ signs.

    • Nephilium

      If this like where I’m told that the soccer stadium in Columbus is historic because there was a game there that most who don’t follow soccer never heard of?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        But Columbus really is Soccertown, USA. When Mexico plays there, there are no Mexicans.

      • Nephilium

        /looks for my Cinco de Mayo sign for Memorial day weekend.

      • rhywun

        When Mexico plays there, there are no Mexicans.

        I’m always surprised when Mexico plays anywhere north of Texas or so – because it almost never happens. Only for certain competitions where I imagine the fields are chosen in advance.

        Friendlies are always in locations that guarantee lots of simpatico attendees.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      The WNBA “boom” is largely astro-turf, created by ESPN et al.

      Who is it that is lining up to see basketball teams that aren’t competitive with your local JuCO men’s team?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Black women, lesbians, and probably a few basketball fans left over wondering what the fuss is about.

      • rhywun

        Lady soccer is undergoing a similar boom of which I am skeptical.

        I guess we’ll find out for real if the dramatic rise on televised appearances quietly dies down.

      • trshmnstr

        How much of this is driven by the gambling addicts?

      • DrOtto

        Ahem, we prefer to be called “degenerate gamblers”.

      • trshmnstr

        Oh… So sorry! I don’t want to offend the wastrel community.

    • rhywun

      Must stir racial divisions at all costs.

      /the media

    • rhywun

      Pay-blocked so hard to form an opinion.

      • Tundra

        Kaufmann appears to be a retard. I’m sure he’ll feel really edgy and cool when they fucking shut his bank account down.

      • rhywun

        Yep, he comes across as an asshole. It is not giving me any feelings of “joy” about his operation.

        That is not a lefty rag so they’re probably not lying to us, either.

    • Suthenboy

      *Facepalm*
      Why cant Libertarians get elected? Why? It’s such a mystery, we may never know.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of “Scientific” “American”

    The superstar success of Elon Musk, the world’s richest man, with a fortune now estimated at $246 billion, poses quite a puzzle. How can someone whose wealth and fame rest on innovative technologies—electric cars and rocket launches—be such a doofus? Never mind his cursing at advertisers, getting high on a podcast, fostering white supremacists or challenging another peculiar rich guy to fistfights, the globe’s most famous technology mogul has spent much of the past two years blowing $44 billion on Twitter (now X) only to drive it into the ground.

    And yet this same character remains critical to Ukraine’s defense against Russia, U.S. national security space launches and the American automotive industry’s hopes of withstanding a flood of cheap Chinese electric vehicles. His Dragon capsule will retrieve astronauts stranded on the International Space Station by his doddering space competitor, Boeing, NASA announced in August. This same genius crudely proposed impregnating the pop star Taylor Swift, in front of millions of people, following the second presidential debate in September. Again, how can someone be so essential, so rich and, at the same time, such a dingbat?

    Just what we need is a steaming bowl of envy disguised as sneering condescension.

    • kinnath

      Never met an engineer in real life.

    • MikeS

      What? Genius does things that normal people don’t understand/approve? Good thing these fucktards weren’t alive in Nikola Tesla’s time. They’d have canceled him good and hard.

    • rhywun

      He is so unseemly!

  7. UnCivilServant

    Today was fun. Bought a crispy chicken sandwich for lunch, bit into it, and got fryer-hot chicken liquid on my face for my troubles. Got a blister on my lip that looks like I’m drooling into a red patch.

    Make your stupid glib jokes, I don’t care, I’m just not in the mood to engage.

    I’m at least no longer on the road and get to enjpoy the solar oven while the hotel AC struggles to cool the room down.

    • MikeS

      I’m just not in the mood to engage.

      Perfect.

      You need lip gloves.

      • SarumanTheGreat

        I once was sorta kinda cradling a styrofoam cup of blazing-hot coffee against my chest while carrying a bunch of other food items when I cradled the cup too hard. Scorching hot coffee running down my belly, and not a damn thing I could do about it except grin and bear it. It was months before the scars from the first degree burns completely faded. And that was just belly skin. Lips have a lot more nerve endings.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Oh that is fowl.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      You should sue! You’ll be rich!

      • Tundra

        “Your honor, the plaintiff is a known deviant and has recently been on a cross country tour to meet up with other deviants. The wound in question is clearly a chancre, but in the interest of human kindness, my client is willing to offer two $15 gift certificates for when his STDs are back under control.”

      • Sean

        Ouch.

    • Aloysious

      At least that burning sensation isn’t from Chlamydia.

    • creech

      You know who else climbed aboard a Big Boy?

      • trshmnstr

        Me, circa 1994?

      • Sensei

        Dr. Evil?

      • Tundra
      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        My first wife?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Winston’s Mom?

  8. The Late P Brooks

    “Musk invented neither the electric automobile nor the Tesla electric vehicle,” noted George Mason University’s Camilla Bosanquet in a 2023 historical review. “It seems absurd to have to say this, but the success of Tesla vehicles in the past decade seems to have obscured these facts.”

    In the U.S., electric vehicles date to 1890, and the technology was common on U.S. roads until Henry Ford’s cheaper Model T, running on gasoline, wiped them out in the 1910s. They languished for decades thereafter, even in the oil embargo era of the 1970s. The auto industry instead turned to bigger and heavier SUVs and pickups running on gas engines.

    Henry Ford, racist supervillain.

    • Drake

      Yes – electric cars were a thing, but lost out to gas and even steam powered cars really quickly.

      • cyto

        Because Batteries

    • Gustave Lytton

      They languished for decades thereafter, even in the oil embargo era of the 1970s. The auto industry instead turned to bigger and heavier SUVs and pickups running on gas engines.

      Languished? Try non existent. And response to the oil embargoes (and mileage/pollution mandates) wasn’t to build larger heavier vehicles. That was far later in response to more regulations.

      • cyto

        Also, the bit about Musk not creating Tesla cars is just a flat lie. Tesla had nothing, not even a prototype before the merger, and using a lotus was totally Elon.

      • SarumanTheGreat

        The whole SUV thing was to get cars reclassified as trucks and avoid CAFE. Of course the CAFE ratchet means that more and more little cars have to be produced at a loss, resulting in every higher prices for SUVs and trucks.

      • Pope Jimbo

        turned to bigger and heavier SUVs and pickups

        Aren’t electric cars pretty fucking heavy?

    • rhywun

      And Jobs didn’t invent the home computer and Gates didn’t invent office software.

      What’s your point?

    • rhywun

      Or the price of “saving Ukraine”.

    • Rat on a train

      Like the 2A, the 1A only protects the states …

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I’m convinced that Tim Walz is a Sith.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        If you subscribe to the fan theory that Jar-Jar Binks was a Sith Lord, then, yes.

      • Grumbletarian

        He certainly looks like the guy under Darth Vader’s mask.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        “Sith”
        Right letters, wrong order.

      • SarumanTheGreat

        A Darth Vader who spent too much time at McD’s

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Is that pronounced like Bitch?

    • cyto

      They are running to protect our freedom. How many times do they have to say it?

    • Suthenboy

      That is the Dems official position now, isn’t it?
      For years the Euroweenies have been decrying free speech in that guise. How is that working out for them? Oh yeah, that’s right, they are running out of room in their prisons for the wrong thinkers and starting to ship them to overseas prisons. I dont think they veil their hatred for freedom of conscience any more. their approach now is “Fuck you, that’s why”. They are even threatening people in other countries for bad speak.
      Fuck the both of them with a rusty chainsaw. I cant say that loud enough or often enough.

  9. trshmnstr

    Pulling ahead from the dead thread:

    Thinking about this whole issue, a huge part of my pushback is related to coming from an OPS background, where if you aren’t 100% supporting the [machines, crew, etc.] you ARE the problem. No casual Fridays, always being on call, and so on were the parameters of the job.

    I completely get that. There are roles where remote simply doesn’t make sense. However, there are also roles where in-office is, at best, neutral in comparison to remote.

    When leadership can’t recognize that and drops a top-down edict, it’s an absolute morale killer for the people forced to commute an hour to their “hotelling style open office” to sit amidst the outside sales team at a desk that isn’t yours. There are zero people remotely related to your function at the site, and you’re stuck taking 8 meetings per day in a claustrophobic telephone booth because you’re working on highly confidential stuff and the background noise at your desk is unbearable. Then Cindy from marketing comes over four times per day because she’s bored and wants to start a 45 minute conversation about nothing at all.

    My visits to the office are basically that. There are a few people at that site that are in my department, but they’re on different teams that I don’t work with on a daily basis. It’s good to see them on the occasions I visit, but it’s a lot of overhead for a glorified social call.

    As far as my day job goes, I’m either editing documents in Word, corresponding with clients on Outlook, or having meetings on Teams. My clients are global, and it’s not uncommon to have a call with a client from Bangalore followed up with a call with a client from Brussels or Beijing or Buenos Aires. It’s a rare occasion when I encounter somebody from the office I’m “attached” to. A return to work edict for my role is arbitrary and pointless.

    • kinnath

      hoteling is evil.

      • Gustave Lytton

        It’s never the Four Seasons, it’s always Super 8.

      • Homple

        The problem is not in-office work. I see two problems.

        1. Hotelling. It is a stupid, unproductive work environment, which is is the fault of your management, and by no means required by maintaining an office for people to work in.

        2. People like Cindy from marketing. Your management should fire people like her as being deadwood. It is not the fault of office work that your management doesn’t can her.

    • rhywun

      I will add that I was (re)hired during the plague so if they want me to return to the office, they can kindly offer me a 30% or so raise to make up for the extra costs of commuting and dining kthxbai.

      • Ted S.

        Am I the one only person who brown-bagged it at work?

      • trshmnstr

        I did most of the time. I didn’t mind it, but it’s certainly a benefit to have a full kitchen and pantry at my disposal.

      • rhywun

        Nah, I did it fairly often but also got lazy and bored of the same shit.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      So, again from an OPS standpoint, everything you said reinforces my feelings on back to the office. Basically, every single job is in support of OPS*, and when those people are needed, they should be able to be at the point of need within seconds, ie drop what they are doing and get down there. And that could be [whatever] reason that head of OPS feels is the import du jour. Marketing? Look at this, feel this, sit in this and relay that feeling to the customer. Legal? Get down and show me exactly were there will be issues, with labor, regulations, etc. HR? Look exactly at this to find out the staffing requirements to get it in production, delivered, what have you. And, yes, my old Logistics branch would be right there with you, finding out how to make everything run on time.

      Also, I am a big believer in You Are More Than The Sum Of Your Job Description. I expect people to be able to help mentor new people, guide workers into the correct dept. for their skills, give input as to the direction of the company at a moments notice, and so on. Working from home makes many of these things impossible. Sure, you could get stuck talking to Suzi twice a day. Use that knowledge to either learn more about another part of the company, or help to manage her out.

      And, to be blunt, you managing your time is up to you, as long as I get that responsiveness and inclusiveness.

      *I have no idea if you work in a company that is OPS focused. Many don’t. But, this is where I am coming from.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Fully remote jobs stink for youngsters starting their career. They don’t get to watch experienced people and how they work. They also don’t get a lot of informal mentoring that really helps.

        For old fucks like me, it is great. No 2 legged time wasters dropping in to try to convince you that their problem is really your problem. No commute. Less meetings.

        I don’t know what the answer is, and I’m not sure there is a single real answer.

      • rhywun

        I mentor. Of course, the people I mentor work in Poland and Belarus so I can’t exactly be there in person for them.

      • B.P.

        The question was, “Do you have full confidence in the Secret Service?” This dingbat says she feel’s safe, along with a whole bunch of other non-associated shit.

        She definitely needs to keep spewing unscripted word bubbles for the next 50 days.

      • B.P.

        “feel’s”? What the fuck, hands?

      • The Other Kevin

        Of course she feels safe. Nobody is going to try anything with her because
        a) Even mentioning such a thing will get you and everyone who ever talked to you put in jail a la Jan 6, and
        b) We all know she and Biden are just empty suits so it doesn’t matter which Dem is running.

      • rhywun

        I am rapidly coming to the conclusion that I just don’t hate her enough.

    • kinnath

      Why do you care about a convicted felon while quiltbag people are at risk every day?

    • Tundra

      I think ThunderCunt applies here.

      • Tundra

        THE DARKEST DAY IN OUR DEMOCRACY!

        *cues dramatic music*

      • cyto

        Trump got police killed on Jan 6…. in an answer to a question about lowering the temperature.

      • kinnath

        Trump got police killed on Jan 6…

        is that real?

      • cyto

        52:29 of first link

    • The Other Kevin

      I really hope there are at least some people coming to a WTF? moment when they see this type of thing.

      • cyto

        The DNC bot machine (human and computer) is impressive.

        Lots of posts about how Kamala is the best, smartest, most caring person ever.

        Lots of posts about Walz being a real man’s man but also super in touch with his feelings and just one of the most moral and upright people ever.

        Definitely a coordinated campaign. Hundreds of such posts.

        Remember Cuomo? Suddenly super sexy? The brave hero we need?

        Definitely a tool they can activate

      • Tundra

        Sadly, only enought for a six team hockey tournament.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Did anyone else think Pumpkin Spice Latte?

      • Tundra

        Was she the fat Spice Girl?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        No, that was Tomato Soup Spice.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hey, I liked Gerri

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Donald Trump, MURDERER

    Vice President Kamala Harris said Tuesday that the death of a young Georgia mother who died after waiting 20 hours for a hospital to treat her complications from an abortion pill shows the consequences of Donald Trump’s actions.

    ——-

    “This young mother should be alive, raising her son, and pursuing her dream of attending nursing school,” Harris said in a statement. “Women are bleeding out in parking lots, turned away from emergency rooms, losing their ability to ever have children again. Survivors of rape and incest are being told they cannot make decisions about what happens next to their bodies. And now women are dying. These are the consequences of Donald Trump’s actions.”

    Harris brought up Thurman’s “tragic” case just hours later again during a sit-down interview with a trio of journalists from the National Association of Black Journalists. She is likely to continue raising Thurman’s death through Election Day as Democrats try to use the issue of abortion access to motivate women voters. Harris said she wants to restore Roe v. Wade protections if elected president, an unlikely feat that would require a federal law passed with bipartisan support from Congress.

    Thousands of women are dying every day because Trump tore up the Constitution!

    • cyto

      There is zero chance that this narrative is true.

      She shows up in an ER with complications from taking an abortion pill and they refuse treatment because of Roe V Wade being overturned?

      Unless the connection is that an activist doctor had decided to let someone die so they could make a political claim, there is no way that would happen.

      ER inefficiency? Sure. Missed something in triage? Yup. Patient didn’t relay something that told how serious it was? Sure.

      But denying care in a life threatening situation in an ER?

      Nope.

      • trshmnstr

        Let me get this right. A woman dying after getting an abortion is somehow a mark against those who want to outlaw abortions? Seems bass ackwards.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Thurman sought help at the hospital for complications from taking an abortion pill two weeks after Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed a law that mostly outlaws abortion.” I’m guessing the word “mostly” is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

      According to the Wikipedia, the limit in Georgia is 6 weeks and there are exceptions for “cases of immediate risk to the life of the mother” which would seem to apply here.

    • rhywun

      And Trump is the one who can’t “control” what he says?

      JFC.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Harris brought up Thurman’s “tragic” case just hours later again during a sit-down interview with a trio of journalists from the National Association of Black Journalists. She is likely to continue raising Thurman’s death through Election Day as Democrats try to use the issue of abortion access to motivate women voters.

      Every time some journalo brought this story up, Trump should say “let me tell you about another Georgia nursing student Laken Riley…”

  11. cyto

    Per Kinnath’s question: I urge everyone to watch the entire Doocy interaction.

    She not only answers “2 days after an assassination attempt, should you still be calling Trump a threat?” With a resounding yes, and says that he sent people to the capital and got police killed on Jan 6…

    She also lists “political violence” that they denounced – implying that Republicans are responsible for the attack by a left wing LGBT nutjob on Pelosi’s husband.

    There is a lot more.

    She spends quite a lot of time attacking him for even daring to ask about them using such rhetoric, calling it dangerous and saying obviously when they say these things it is because it is a fact.

    • kinnath

      I can’t watch that shit.

    • EvilSheldon

      She’s not even bright enough to be subtle. Truly astounding.

    • Suthenboy

      I saw a bit of that just now. Wow.
      This is why they will fail and never have a clue why. They are radical nut jobs.

  12. MikeS

    Not a Bye-ku for Donald Trump

    Trump survives again:

    A store of lives to rival

    An uneaten cat.

    —Anonymous

    • Tundra

      *standing ovation*

  13. The Late P Brooks

    “We actually have the substantiated proof of something we already knew: that abortion bans can kill people,” Mini Timmaraju, president for Reproductive Freedom for All, said Monday.

    This seems somewhat… unselfaware; tone deaf, even.

  14. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    This Diddy shit is WILD

    • Tundra

      It’s Epstein level insanity.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Epsteinish but way gayer apparently.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Yep

      • Mojeaux

        I’m confused. Is Diddy not powerful enough to fend this off like the people on Epstein’s list or is he just too black?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Epstein had more and bigger politicians in his pocket than Diddy. Where money fails, power succeeds.

      • Mojeaux

        Also, Diddy was running his own operation instead of being protected by the list.

      • rhywun

        is he just too black

        That is the narrative I’m expecting.

    • KSuellington

      I said a year ago that the Diddy stuff was gonna make the Weinstein shit look like a church picnic.

      1000 bottles of lube. Didn’t he know about the 55 gallon drums of it?

  15. Stinky Wizzleteats

    How long has a PIN number that you must go to a physical store to get been needed to cancel, not transfer, your own goddamn cellphone account? I have the bill in my hand, my account number, and all of my info and, holy shit, they won’t just cancel the damn account. I must say I’m not happy.

    • MikeS

      The make you provide a personal identification number number for that?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Apparently so, I just hope the Indian guy on the customer service line doesn’t take my words too much to heart. It’s not his fault.

    • Nephilium

      Since the time of cloning and cramming.

      And well, it’s always quite a few times harder to cancel an account rather than open one.

    • Suthenboy

      Stop paying them. The problem will solve itself.

    • Suthenboy

      I remember when an uptick in quakes was blamed on global warming.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Foreign meddlers

    In recent weeks, the U.S. government has stepped up its efforts to call out and disrupt Russian influence operations targeting American voters that intelligence officials say are aimed at helping former President Donald Trump regain the White House.

    Everybody knows what a badass Kamala Harris will be on the international stage. The bad guys are terrified of her.

    • rhywun

      Pay no attention to Putin saying he wants Harris behind the curtain.

    • Suthenboy

      Whatever could that mean?
      What could it mean that Tommy Crooks appeared in a Black Rock commercial?
      It’s all so confusing.

  17. creech

    Well, I got the Fellowship speaker scheduler to drop Kommie from the talk next February. 501c3 came up in our conversation as did the inappropriateness of maybe ticking off half the congregation. Now it is going to be about heroic and spiritual black women (like Tubman, Parks, etc.) who overcame racial prejudice to create the opportunities present day black women have. And he wasn’t adverse to having some black conservative men like Thomas, Carson and Scott – all of whom overcame far more challenges than Kommie – included too (if I do the research). Also had a nice presentation today on the concept of Hell. Half the attendees don’t seem to go along with it being easy to get into Heaven just by “accepting Jesus as my Savior” on their deathbed like they hear from the pulpit every Sunday. I did have to endure a “love of money” is a surefire way to go to Hell as question time ran out.

    • KSuellington

      Recommend putting Thomas Sowell in there as well.

    • trshmnstr

      Half the attendees don’t seem to go along with it being easy to get into Heaven just by “accepting Jesus as my Savior” on their deathbed like they hear from the pulpit every Sunday.

      I have a hard time understanding that. If the preacher is spewing feel-good pabulum from the pulpit every week, I’d have a really hard time sticking around. St. Mattress of the Springs is much more appealing on a Sunday morning if all I have to do is recite a sinner’s prayer and coast for the rest of my life.

      • Tundra

        Yes. After I left the RC Church I was shocked at how you were “saved” in other denominations. I thought the Catholics were bad lol.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dudes, all you need to GAY-RONE-TEE salvation in my church is to make sure your tithing payments are up to date.

      • Tundra

        *wire transfer*

      • Suthenboy

        The nature of so many humans is completely incompatible with the character traits that a true heaven would require that your church membership would evaporate pretty quickly if the preacher/priest were to just tell the truth.

        “If your behavior is governed by an avoidance of punishment, if you dont do the right thing just because it is the right thing,…I gotta level with you. You are probably not going to heaven no matter what you do. ”

        “Wait…so the creator of a universe where every living thing lives at the expense of other living things is going to punish me for the awful things I did to survive? I dont know if I want to go to that creator’s idea of heaven. ”

        We can go round and round with this all night.

      • trshmnstr

        if you dont do the right thing just because it is the right thing

        Of course when you remove a higher power from the equation, good luck defining “right” in any way more deeply than your personal “yums” and “wrong” any more deeply than your personal “yucks”. Let alone the question of why anybody should be beholden to anybody else’s definition of “right” or “wrong” aside from sheer brutal “might makes right”.

        Those idiot Christians may have the wool pulled over their eyes, but don’t pick too hard at that facade of “natural morality”. It’s tissue paper thin and once you poke a hole in it, you end up tumbling into the nihilistic abyss.

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