The Hat and The Hair -Animated Episode 80-The Call of Cthulhu

by | Sep 25, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 75 comments

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75 Comments

  1. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    YAS!!! NEW EPISODE ALERT!!!

  2. DEG

    Kamala’s cleavage is more impressive than expected.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      VERY perky

    • Chafed

      She’s keeping it tight.

  3. Derpetologist

    BREAKING NEWS – FLORIDA HURRICANE WATCH!

    School got cancelled tomorrow and Friday. I live about 200 yards to the bad side of the evacuation line. Not worried and have plenty of food and water. Cedar Key is going to get hammered again though. Kids build sandcastles in the way of waves and adults do almost the same.

    music link relevant to post: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vSH9pMzHm0

    • Tres Cool

      Obligatory alternative.

    • cyto

      We are some 300 miles from the impact area. They just closed schools tomorrow.

      This could be a big-boy. Also, they have hurricane days built in, they are using them. Union jobs.

      • cyto

        Also, already getting heavy rains and strong winds in bands. In the Ft Lauderdale area. Crazy.

    • Drake

      Upstate SC is supposed to get it starting tomorrow afternoon. Everyone in our office was told to work at home. Might be a challenge if we lose power.

      • Sensei

        And you thought you were good after leaving NJ…

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        One thing I’ve noticed is that this storm has been moving slower than they expected/predicted. With every update the arrival times get pushed back a couple hours

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        To continue my thought…

        If that continues it may develop stronger or just dump more rain than anticipated wherever it lands.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Well, just in case, it looks like FL did partner with Uber to offer free rides with code HELENERELIEF.

    • Brochettaward

      It’s not really a hurricane until it’s a cat 4.

  4. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Chocachip ishcrm

  5. Sean

    Changing 2 letters…

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    • hayeksplosives

      My favorite part, too. And, I believe, unique insight by CPRM!

  6. cyto

    Argentina and freedom came up earlier.

    Just had a moment of hope yesterday. I was judging a middle school debate on the topic of mandatory national service. The kid with the negative side was told the wrong topic by his teacher and was completely unprepared.

    So I talked him into giving it a go anyway and we let him use his phone during prep time (disqualifying, but the girl prepared and I wanted her to get a chance to practice against live fire)

    So, she makes utilitarian arguments about helping people and the joy of serving others.

    His turn to rebut…..

    • cyto

      He comes out of the gate with a killer Ayn Rand quote about freedom and self determination. Proceeds to lay her bare with a strict civil liberties argument about self determination and freedom to live as you decide.

      Freaking grand slam.

      I asked if his parents were libertarians.

      Nope. They are liberals.

      Well, they are not gonna live what your civics class did to you kid. Absolutely fantastic moment for a cynical old man

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Ayn Rand

        Girlfriend: She’s the one who writes the vampire books, right?

        Me:

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        me: side eye

    • cyto

      And then….

      My daughter tells me how her debate went.

      They were arguing about increasing spending on surveillance on the border with Mexico.

      In the debate when her opponents had the negative, they argued that it was bad to spend more on the border because of global warming.

      No lie. Global warming.

      When she pressed, they said that the global warming is a bigger problem, so we should prioritize that.

      Worse….. the judge declared them the winner.

      They got lucky with who was judging. I don’t think I would have credited a non-sequitur like that.

      So… 1 win, one loss for rational Americans.

      • Fourscore

        Sometimes I’m ready to give up hope. Because I’m so far removed from such things I usually don’t pay much attention but it still goes on, in spite of my ignorance.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        me: side eye

      • Not Adahn

        It’s been some decades, but neg counterplans are required to be T vios. Otherwise they’re just aff args.

      • UnCivilServant

        Make an appeal to the bar – Hit the ‘judge’ with a bar until they relent.

    • creech

      But, odds are , she is a “woman’s right to her body” advocate.

  7. Mojeaux

    Kill me now.

    “Patient has not had much improvement on her male pattern baldness.”

    *headdesk*

    • Gender Traitor

      So how much trouble would you be in if you changed the pronouns in the (ahem) transcript?

      • Mojeaux

        What you did there, I see it.

        Must. Type. As. Dictated.

        However, doc did specify “male-to-female transgender person” instead of “female,” so…

    • Fourscore

      I can understand why. Maybe because she can’t overcome the XY hormones?

      • Mojeaux

        I swear, at this point, I wish medical records would go to XX/XY designations instead of male/female.

  8. Tonio

    Oh-Em-Eff-Gee!

    Outta da park, CPRM. Out of the park.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Agree – that was awesome

      • dbleagle

        Thirded. Very good distillation of OMB’s screwing up by the numbers.

    • db

      yuuup!

    • Chafed

      Seconded. That was a great one.

  9. Brochettaward

    I First for your sins.

    I am the re-Firsted.

    I. Am. The AlFirsty.

  10. hayeksplosives

    I’m in the Zooms. Are we not doing Wednesday Zoomies anymore??

    It’s already rainy season in North Seattle. What else am I gonna do?

    • hayeksplosives

      I guess I will resume watching an excellent documentary series “The Road to 9/11” narrated by F. Murray Abraham.

      Nighty night, chums.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I am quite tempted, but a fear I wouldn’t bring much to the table. I’m exhausted and am certainly a beat behind. On the plus side, quite a good stickin’ people. It wasn’t the bulk of my day, but I think I got 8-10 folk. Didn’t fuck anything up. Just had to learn a few tricks to get a good draw after getting a flash but no further.

      A tiring, but productive day. Would love to join again at a later date. Many/all Hing’s comin’ up Milhouse, deez days.

  11. Spudalicious

    Excellent new episode, CPRM!

  12. Gustave Lytton

    WTH does it matter if a bot watches a video, YT? How does that protect the community? Paging Prof Sukon Deeznutz.

  13. Gustave Lytton

    No wonder Pelosi shanked Joe. All that ice cream.

  14. Gustave Lytton

    Is it just me of does Trump sometimes sound like Hoffman in Rain Man?

    • slumbrew

      Definitely

  15. Sean

    Happy national pancake day!

    Enjoy it before we get CommaLa food shortages. If your social credit score is high enough, you might get a cricket flour pancake and fake butter.

    πŸ˜•β˜•

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RfpDoWG4Iig

    🎢🎢

    • The Hyperbole

      Pancakes are overrated. worst breakfast food ever.

      • Gender Traitor

        Worse than grits?

      • Gender Traitor

        Citation needed.

      • UnCivilServant

        You are both wrong.

        As such I am fining you 100Β₯ for malicious misinformation.

      • Gender Traitor

        We KNOW your answer for what’s worst: eggs with runny yolks.

      • UnCivilServant

        It is far worse than any base carbs.

      • Gender Traitor

        OK, BEST breakfast: cheese omelet (or scrambled eggs with cheese) and bacon.

        Oh – and good morning!

      • UnCivilServant

        Good Morning.

        I’m having a big breakfast salad.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m having coffee. When I get to work, I’ll have some Greek yogurt with slivered almonds stirred in.

      • slumbrew

        *finds self agreeing with Hype, reevaluates life choices*

      • trshmnstr

        You’ve clearly never had my pancakes.

        Worst breakfast food is underdone hash browns.

        Worst properly prepared breakfast food is an English muffin.

      • trshmnstr

        Oh and my breakfast is going to be a protein shake and maybe some baked oatmeal if we have any left.

      • The Hyperbole

        “*finds self agreeing with Hype, reevaluates life choices*”

        No one agrees with The Hype on everything, Everyone agrees with The Hype on something.

        Also, Best Everyday* Breakfast is a BLEOTCH sammich on wheat.

        *On a lazy Sunday morning you can dirty every pan and utensil in the kitchen and go overboard – handmade flour tortillas, loaded hashbrowns, biscuits and gravy, everything omelet , bacon, ham slice, etc… But that’s like comparing the Turkey day feast with an normal dinner.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean and Teh Hype!

    • Gender Traitor

      😒🐢🐢

  16. Fourscore

    Morning All,

    If you eat alone it’s hard to blame the cook.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s easy for me to blame the cook. After all, he’s me.

      • trshmnstr

        I tried to blame the Sioux chef, but he kept asking “How”

      • slumbrew

        No, no, zayt nisht meshuge!