Reminds me of just today telling coworkers “Wasn’t it a much better time talking about our sexual conquests rather than what some fuck head politician is saying?”
Fourscore
on September 4, 2024 at 8:13 pm
Certainly was less to talk about but much funnier today with so much to choose from.
Pope Jimbo
on September 5, 2024 at 3:17 am
We had to stop the talk about the sexual conquests when our HR Honcho (who was from Montana) said it was baaaaad.
It might sound sad. Or it might sound funny. But that’s what politicians do for power. 🎶
Evan from Evansville
on September 4, 2024 at 8:48 pm
My 630am-730pm workday went mighty quickly. Made solid headway with the SOPs on disconnecting donors. The set-up process was established before. The former isn’t really more difficult in terms of procedure, but w donors being right there and usually a trainer over my shoulder kinda messed w my head today for a bit. Then I settled in nicely. Off tomorrow and Fri, Sat and Sun should be a riot. (Will lead to my next week being considerably more chill.)
According to Them, I’ll begin pokin’ donors myself next week. That’ll be interesting. Part of me senses it’s much easier. The folk there are gettin’ paid and know it ain’t all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. It will be stressful, considering these folk are (mostly) regulars. Some have ‘favorite’ phlebotomists. I will not be that person, though eventually I’m quite positive I’ll become such.
Still awaiting that first paycheck. I’ll be floored in all the best ways. Eagerly anticipatory. *fingers twiddle*
“What’s this FICA, and why is it taking all my money?!”
pistoffnick (370HSSV)
on September 4, 2024 at 8:53 pm
*up-twinckles*
Tres Cool
on September 4, 2024 at 9:21 pm
“According to Them, I’ll begin pokin’ donors myself next week.”
Everyone has a first day.
MikeS
on September 4, 2024 at 9:24 pm
Did you say “First”?
Tres Cool
on September 4, 2024 at 9:51 pm
bro doesn’t..he was second on his first dat
Brochettaward
on September 4, 2024 at 11:33 pm
I First for your sins, and I turn the other cheek as you cast your stones at me.
Ownbestenemy
on September 4, 2024 at 10:32 pm
I’d get worked up about the allegations towards Tenet Media about Russian money if you know…the multitude of foreign agents found among the ranks of our government officials and said officials were held accountable.
Ownbestenemy
on September 4, 2024 at 10:36 pm
I don’t like this article and we shouldn’t say “well, ya?”
At that time, there was no probable cause for arrest or to take any additional law enforcement action on the local, state, or federal levels.
Proper response from the FBI. But people will be up in arms that they should have just arrested him and violated his rights all with the magic of hindsight.
Brochettaward
on September 4, 2024 at 11:31 pm
That will include people on the right.
But there is a laughable tendency of the FBI to declare that these people were on their radar.
Sounds like a lesson on false economies. Up front costs might be cheaper, but in the long run it wasn’t the better deal.
Sean
on September 5, 2024 at 4:35 am
Stock up on duct tape.
Mythical Libertarian Woman
on September 5, 2024 at 2:26 am
I know odds are low anyone’s going to see this because it’s so late in everyone else’s time zone, but just in case someone sees this in the morning: I just saw that my Woke Charmed Tudors posts are scheduled out of order, the first episode is queued for 11:00 AM on September 5 but the introduction post is scheduled for September 12! If any site editors see this, could you rearrange that order please? Thank you!
Pope Jimbo
on September 5, 2024 at 3:16 am
Why are you trying to make us conform to your conception of linearity? Some of us might like jumping right to the good stuff first.
Back when I was a youngster and books on programming were still a thing, I’d always buy the Advanced book. I figured, all the basic stuff was in there as well and I could learn about it at the same time I was learning the fancy stuff.
In any event, best of luck on your posts! Hope they go well and you get lots of comments.
’d always buy the Advanced book. I figured, all the basic stuff was in there as well and I could learn about it at the same time I was learning the fancy stuff.
I find it less credible that you were an instructor in South Carolina.
Suthenboy
on September 5, 2024 at 4:57 am
I am seeing it. I miss your ‘woke’ articles. I would love more of them. ‘Woke’, after all, is such a rich field with low hanging fruit as far as the eye can see.
My boss is back from vacation today, so I guess I really should finish writing up the Board minutes (***SIGH!!!***) but other than that, I’m fine. How about you?
Thieves see potential loot. They never stop scheming to get it. Their greed is insatiable.
Do they have rope in upper Darby township?
Suthenboy
on September 5, 2024 at 5:29 am
Also, what is ‘earned income’. It sounds straight forward enough but I know better than to make assumptions. Is this anything like the unrealized capital gains tax?
Suthenboy
on September 5, 2024 at 5:32 am
I am going to re-propose my constitutional 15% total tax limit payable in cash/check on or the day before Election Day.
Just brought coffee to the Mrs. in bed. She has the news on. Commentator was asking some dude with a Spanish language accent (dunno where he is from or what culture or heritage he has) where the ‘Spanish community’ stands on Donnie Two-Scoops.
Ugh.
‘The Spanish community’ is not a thing. In order for a set to exist, even if sets exist only in our minds, all of its members must have attributes in common. The set of all red tea cups is a thing. The set of all gar fish is a thing. The set of all dumbasses…it gets a little fuzzy…but you can say that is a legitimate set. The ‘Spanish community’? I dont think so.
Like nearly everything posited or queried in political campaigns it is gibberish.
Something always overlooked: None of the things people ask candidates or actions candidates claim they will take are within the powers granted to the President under the constitution. That those questions are asked or actions proposed by candidates seems to show our natural tendency to tyranny. There is no all-knowing wise man who can show us children the way. No brave hero to slay all dragons.
For that reason those powers were not given to the office of the president very deliberately by our founders. Equally as troubling to me is congress’ strong tendency to shirk those very same powers granted to it by the constitution. Humans despise above all things truth and responsibility.
We really, really need a course correction. +
Not Adahn
on September 5, 2024 at 6:11 am
I used “Donny Two-Scoops” in a different forum and the people there claimed to have never heard it before. I keep forgetting this place is not typical.
Grosspatzer, Superstar
on September 5, 2024 at 6:26 am
I think I am a member of the “Spanish community” since mom was Puerto Rican (both parents born in P.R.). But I speak no Spanish, Mom had the quaint idea that assimilating into the local culture and language was a good thing; it also helped that she could speak Spanish to abuela when discussing things not meant for my young ears. She also read Ayn Rand in her spare time. When 8 year old Patzer asked why we didn’t take government handouts (things were tough for a single mom in the ’50s and early ’60s) she explained that if she did so the government would own her. This was our Spanish community.
Ownbestenemy
on September 5, 2024 at 6:34 am
Huh..given my overt whiteness, I heard the same thing from my mother during the ‘rough’ years. Amazing isn’t?
Suthenboy
on September 5, 2024 at 7:08 am
There is no ‘Spanish community’. This non-existent set consists of wildly varying cultures, backgrounds, and different versions of Spanish. The members of that set do not have significant attributes in common.
You and your mother separately are real things. Where you stand on issues and candidates matters.
Sounds like your mom is a real good egg. Smart girl.
Maybe we could refer to people who prefer to be owned and people who prefer not to be owned as two sets. Those two are composed of individuals with important attributes in common.
Stinky Wizzleteats
on September 5, 2024 at 6:01 am
You ain’t black.
/this message approved by Cornpop.
I never claimed to be.
I’m Anglo-Irish. When not sunburnt, I’m white.
Sorry, Anglo-[insert here] is canceled.
Your request for cancellation has been denied.
“I was put in charge of Africa…”
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Some next level trim
Joe was coherently incoherent back then.
Reminds me of just today telling coworkers “Wasn’t it a much better time talking about our sexual conquests rather than what some fuck head politician is saying?”
Certainly was less to talk about but much funnier today with so much to choose from.
We had to stop the talk about the sexual conquests when our HR Honcho (who was from Montana) said it was baaaaad.
I figured with that beard nobody would want to be your sexual conquest.
Choose the worst/best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MVZdS18NX8
The Sloper Patreon call out made me do a spit take. Dam you Hat!!
I’m out of the loop – where’s Sloper been?
Thanks all for the watch recommendations. I’m likely going to go for the 42 or 40mm sized case.
Size queen.
Don’t judge me!!!!!
I’d still like to see Hope and Kayleigh McEnany jello wrestling.
It might sound sad. Or it might sound funny. But that’s what politicians do for power. 🎶
My 630am-730pm workday went mighty quickly. Made solid headway with the SOPs on disconnecting donors. The set-up process was established before. The former isn’t really more difficult in terms of procedure, but w donors being right there and usually a trainer over my shoulder kinda messed w my head today for a bit. Then I settled in nicely. Off tomorrow and Fri, Sat and Sun should be a riot. (Will lead to my next week being considerably more chill.)
According to Them, I’ll begin pokin’ donors myself next week. That’ll be interesting. Part of me senses it’s much easier. The folk there are gettin’ paid and know it ain’t all sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. It will be stressful, considering these folk are (mostly) regulars. Some have ‘favorite’ phlebotomists. I will not be that person, though eventually I’m quite positive I’ll become such.
Still awaiting that first paycheck. I’ll be floored in all the best ways. Eagerly anticipatory. *fingers twiddle*
“What’s this FICA, and why is it taking all my money?!”
*up-twinckles*
“According to Them, I’ll begin pokin’ donors myself next week.”
Everyone has a first day.
Did you say “First”?
bro doesn’t..he was second on his first dat
I First for your sins, and I turn the other cheek as you cast your stones at me.
I’d get worked up about the allegations towards Tenet Media about Russian money if you know…the multitude of foreign agents found among the ranks of our government officials and said officials were held accountable.
I don’t like this article and we shouldn’t say “well, ya?”
https://redstate.com/joesquire/2024/09/04/breaking-alleged-apalachee-shooter-was-known-to-fbi-made-threats-last-year-n2178930
Slippery slopes do exist
At that time, there was no probable cause for arrest or to take any additional law enforcement action on the local, state, or federal levels.
Proper response from the FBI. But people will be up in arms that they should have just arrested him and violated his rights all with the magic of hindsight.
That will include people on the right.
But there is a laughable tendency of the FBI to declare that these people were on their radar.
They’ve currently got about 400M people on their radar…
The “It’s a great deal, Mom!” Theseus car strikes again. *sigh*
Sounds like a lesson on false economies. Up front costs might be cheaper, but in the long run it wasn’t the better deal.
Stock up on duct tape.
I know odds are low anyone’s going to see this because it’s so late in everyone else’s time zone, but just in case someone sees this in the morning: I just saw that my Woke Charmed Tudors posts are scheduled out of order, the first episode is queued for 11:00 AM on September 5 but the introduction post is scheduled for September 12! If any site editors see this, could you rearrange that order please? Thank you!
Why are you trying to make us conform to your conception of linearity? Some of us might like jumping right to the good stuff first.
Back when I was a youngster and books on programming were still a thing, I’d always buy the Advanced book. I figured, all the basic stuff was in there as well and I could learn about it at the same time I was learning the fancy stuff.
In any event, best of luck on your posts! Hope they go well and you get lots of comments.
You want me to believe that you owned books?
UCS and Jimbo
Me schooling USC on math
I find it less credible that you were an instructor in South Carolina.
I am seeing it. I miss your ‘woke’ articles. I would love more of them. ‘Woke’, after all, is such a rich field with low hanging fruit as far as the eye can see.
zOMG? No idea what this is but squee!
Right? Was such a good series from MLW!
Pacific Time is an abomination.
It is not 2am, it is after 5.
Good morning Glibbies!
🌄😏🍖
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F4LqEcVsA3k
🎶🎶
Morning.
☕👀
Good morning, Sean, U, Suthen, and Ted’S., and good…whatever time it is where you are, Your Holiness!
How goes?
My boss is back from vacation today, so I guess I really should finish writing up the Board minutes (***SIGH!!!***) but other than that, I’m fine. How about you?
I’m trying to work out how to get my stuff back to my car for when I leave. This hotel is designed to maximize hassle for the customers.
Grab a luggage cart as soon as you find one, no matter how early, and stash it in your room until you’re ready to pack up and load out.
The same way you got your stuff to your room, just in reverse.
You see, there’s the problem, the bellhops hide the carts in employee only zones. I don’t want the hassle of dealing with them again.
😒
Plus, the door closest to the elevator is a valet zone where they will want to steal my keys.
The other door requires walking through the casino. 🙁
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/upper-darby-township-council-passes-controversial-1-earned-income-tax/vi-AA1q1fS2
Commies want your money.
Thieves see potential loot. They never stop scheming to get it. Their greed is insatiable.
Do they have rope in upper Darby township?
Also, what is ‘earned income’. It sounds straight forward enough but I know better than to make assumptions. Is this anything like the unrealized capital gains tax?
I am going to re-propose my constitutional 15% total tax limit payable in cash/check on or the day before Election Day.
Simon Pegg & Nick Frost remake Star Wars.
https://youtu.be/z5W8EBHNsLc
Sorta. 😆
Just brought coffee to the Mrs. in bed. She has the news on. Commentator was asking some dude with a Spanish language accent (dunno where he is from or what culture or heritage he has) where the ‘Spanish community’ stands on Donnie Two-Scoops.
Ugh.
‘The Spanish community’ is not a thing. In order for a set to exist, even if sets exist only in our minds, all of its members must have attributes in common. The set of all red tea cups is a thing. The set of all gar fish is a thing. The set of all dumbasses…it gets a little fuzzy…but you can say that is a legitimate set. The ‘Spanish community’? I dont think so.
Like nearly everything posited or queried in political campaigns it is gibberish.
Something always overlooked: None of the things people ask candidates or actions candidates claim they will take are within the powers granted to the President under the constitution. That those questions are asked or actions proposed by candidates seems to show our natural tendency to tyranny. There is no all-knowing wise man who can show us children the way. No brave hero to slay all dragons.
For that reason those powers were not given to the office of the president very deliberately by our founders. Equally as troubling to me is congress’ strong tendency to shirk those very same powers granted to it by the constitution. Humans despise above all things truth and responsibility.
We really, really need a course correction. +
I used “Donny Two-Scoops” in a different forum and the people there claimed to have never heard it before. I keep forgetting this place is not typical.
I think I am a member of the “Spanish community” since mom was Puerto Rican (both parents born in P.R.). But I speak no Spanish, Mom had the quaint idea that assimilating into the local culture and language was a good thing; it also helped that she could speak Spanish to abuela when discussing things not meant for my young ears. She also read Ayn Rand in her spare time. When 8 year old Patzer asked why we didn’t take government handouts (things were tough for a single mom in the ’50s and early ’60s) she explained that if she did so the government would own her. This was our Spanish community.
Huh..given my overt whiteness, I heard the same thing from my mother during the ‘rough’ years. Amazing isn’t?
There is no ‘Spanish community’. This non-existent set consists of wildly varying cultures, backgrounds, and different versions of Spanish. The members of that set do not have significant attributes in common.
You and your mother separately are real things. Where you stand on issues and candidates matters.
Sounds like your mom is a real good egg. Smart girl.
Maybe we could refer to people who prefer to be owned and people who prefer not to be owned as two sets. Those two are composed of individuals with important attributes in common.
Huh, CNN rehired Brian Stetler:
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/i-am-different-cnn-rehires-brian-stelter-after-firing-him-2-years-ago
Partisan fat lying snaggletoothed fucks rejoice!
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men….
LOL a more innocent age. None of that nonsense anymore. Prog forward!
Yes, if they’re going to shed their left-wing partisanship he’s just the guy to do it. But seriously though, what are they thinking?
Whoops, misread that-not why he was rehired. Anyway, the man sucks.
They are going to restore their journalistic credibility with Brian Stelter? Who is going to vouch for him? The Washington Post?
Honey I swear it will never happen again, please give me another chance.
Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie! 😃
The man, the legend! Mornin Superstar!
I’m enjoying them get their you know what after price gouging long after the COVID shortages were no longer.
Jeep Cuts Output of Wranglers and Grand Cherokees
https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/jeep-cuts-output-of-wranglers-grand-cherokees-77b373c0?st=re4hm5963frtybu&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Because everybody needs a car with a payment of a house.