The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 31

by | Sep 18, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 64 comments

When Biden said his VP would be a Black woman I did actually have a vision of Hillary Step’N’Fetchin in Black face to accept the job. I wasn’t too far off, they gave it to Kamala.

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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

64 Comments

  1. MikeS

    The younger the better

  2. cavalier973

    I tried to listen to the most recent debate, but that nasally voice of Harris’s is too off-putting.

    Besides that, both Harris and Trump aren’t really addressing the real problems that the country faces.

    • cavalier973

      No politician wants to talk about rolling back the size and power of the FedGov.

      • creech

        Well and good, but I’m informed that he wii be a dictator (will need to find a new tailor to come up with a snazzy uniform) and rubs his tiny hands in glee at the thought of 13 year old Becky having to bear the rape child of her cousin Jethro.

    • cavalier973

      Trump talks about dealing with the invaders, at least, and seems to want to avoid war.

  3. kinnath

    Heading out to Honey Harvest tomorrow

    • Tundra

      Safe travels.

      Where are y’all staying?

      • kinnath

        Grand View Lodge. Cabin on the lake.

      • Tundra

        Sweet. We went there for many years. Some great memories.

        Enjoy!

      • kinnath

        I tried to sign up for the same cabin we had last year. We’ll see if I successfully navigated their website.

    • Fourscore

      We’ll be welcoming you, you have the phone number. You are the earliest one for the HH 2025, match that, Jimbo!.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Umm, kinnath,…

      • kinnath

        What?

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Honey Harvest was last weekend.

      • kinnath

        la la la la la I can’t hear you la la la la la la

    • rhywun

      I’m so confused.

      • MikeS

        So is kinnath.

      • Sean

        A little late for that…isn’t it!

      • Fourscore

        Early bird, 2025

  4. rhywun

    OT bananas.

    “I was raped at 12 and Donald Trump took away my right to choose.”

    You approve this message? Really??

  5. Sean

    @CPRM

    Peppers away! Enjoy.

    • MikeS

      He also got himself some jalapeno beer his weekend in Minnesoda. Hot times at casa CPRM.

      • Sean

        Pfffft. Jalapenos. Gayer than oiled up wrestlers.

      • Brochettaward

        Getting an erection watching one man suplex another man through a cage does not make you gay!

      • MikeS

        There was an habanero beer, too. I can’t remember if he bought that or not.

  6. Brochettaward

    Told a coworker she is trashy last week. Told my boss he is self-centered tonight. Still employed, unfortunately.

    • trshmnstr

      Hey! I don’t work with you and I’m not a woman!

  7. MikeS

    Bye-ku for More Hezbollahists

    The hint they ignored:

    All those equipment labels

    With “Smotorola.”

    —Anonymous

  8. Raven Nation

    TPTB: if this is inappropriate, nuke it and let me know…

    Kansas City Area meet up this Saturday, September 21. Time & location just posted in the Forums in a new thread under Meetups. If you can’t access Forums let me or Mojeaux (hope that’s OK) in a comment thread.

    Mojeaux. Ozy, Me confirmed. There was someone else who noted in a comment a few weeks ago that they are in that area but I don’t remember their handle – let me know if that’s you.

    • kinnath

      I will be staying in Kearney MO the night of Thursday October 10. Let me know if you want to get together.

      • kinnath

        Also, I will be on the road until Monday night. So I won’t be here until then.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Glib gathering is never inappropriate, imo.

      • trshmnstr

        I don’t know what kinds of glib meetups you’ve been to, but I’ve watched RJ suck the marrow out of a bone. There’s nothing more inappropriate than watching that green headed alien consume the life force of an earth creature.

    • trshmnstr

      I wish I could make it, but it didn’t make sense this time around. Next time I’m heading that direction, I’ll let yall know.

  9. hayeksplosives

    Oof dah. Barely survived a job fair at Texas Tech (Lubbock) .

    T tech is one of very few universities that still has a pulsed power program as a degree option.

    Collected 92 resumes. Lots to cull tomorrow!

    Tired AF, but have to present on pulsed power for defense tomorrow so I can’t quite relax yet

  10. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Glibs.

    Shouldn’t the lynx be up by now? /muddled time zone

    • Sean

      Stop using that home built clock. 😋

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s one more bodge wire from perfect!~

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U & Sean!

      • Gender Traitor

        Only just got the cat off my lap so I could get my coffee. 🙄😸

      • Gender Traitor

        Where are my manners?? How are YOU?

      • UnCivilServant

        I guess I’m improving. Have to motivate myself to pack up and get on the road.

      • Gender Traitor

        How many road hours on this leg?

      • Gender Traitor

        (🐱‍👤<—correction to earlier cat emoji)

      • Ted S.

        You’re a blue-haired cat lady?

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m RED-haired, thankyouverymuch!!

    • Gender Traitor

      R!/shorthand

  11. Sean

    *sees news about Joro spiders*

    *shops flamethrowers*

  12. Grosspatzer, Superstar

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie and OBE!

  13. Ownbestenemy

    Careful Cali glibs…watching, commenting, sharing, and thinking about these excellent parodies and satirical representations of political candidates will land you a civil penalty!

    • Grosspatzer, Superstar

      Mornin’, OBE!

      civil penalty!

      Eternally banished from paradise California?

      • mindyourbusiness

        Don’t throw me in that briar patch!

  14. Not Adahn

    Good morning! Finally caught up on all the back comments.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning and good grief! How many days’ worth?

      • Not Adahn

        A little more than a week’s worth.

    • Fourscore

      Good Morning to all and to the world!

      Seems like I’m always running an article or two behind as well. My social secretary seems to be lagging on my schedule.

      Another nice day on tap though

      /Thumbs through a blank appointment book. Hmmm…

      • Grosspatzer, Superstar

        Mornin’!

        Thumbs through a blank appointment book

        Hey! How did you get a copy of my appointment book?