Monday Afternoon Linkenings

by | Oct 7, 2024 | Daily Links | 120 comments

HA HA! It’s Monday!

I have no energy for witty remarks…It was a long weekend. Time for some links.

  • Can kicked down the road a bit.
  • If France pulls this off, and we keep spending ourselves into shitholery…then the shame should be eternal.
  • Squatting is getting out of control.
  • Sooo… does this asteroid have room for a bank?

Music. Some prog rock to just let play.

Comments are yours, enjoy.

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

120 Comments

  1. Shpip

    A pair of California homeowners said they were watching a horror movie when a sound underneath their floor alerted them to a dangerous presence in their own crawlspace: a bear.

    Still need convincing that California’s housing crisis is out of control? Here’s ursine.

    • Mojeaux

      *headdesk*

    • juris imprudent

      Hibernation is not habitation.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s a bear market for housing.

      • juris imprudent

        An in-house yogi could be quite the selling feature.

      • trshmnstr

        That’s what happens when you do the HGTV remodel and they fill your basement with cubbies.

    • SDF-7

      The men live only five miles from Sierra Madre, where residents Bob and Susan Nesler recently discovered a bear squatting in their own crawlspace.

      Those neighborhood bears are a real treasure.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Even the bears are leaving SF?

    • bacon-magic

      Ursa major problem.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Stop! I can’t bear these puns any longer.

    • Aloysious

      Does a bear squat in the woods?

      Not anymore.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Uh oh. It’s about to get grizzly.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      OFFS

    • Spudalicious

      There’s some big problems Bruin.

    • pan fried wylie

      If you sublet to a grizzly bear…You Might Be a Redneck.

    • Drake

      I like the picture of the 75% Spanish woman.

      • Mojeaux

        Because the Spanish NEVER colonized ANYTHING.

        EVER.

        AT ALL.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s that problematic skin tone.

      • Rat on a train

        “My DNA test came back 1% oppressed. Where do I get reparations?”

      • R.J.

        Calling Spaniard to the white courtesy phone.
        Spaniard, to the white courtesy phone.

    • Rat on a train

      What have the Romans ever done for us?

      • Tundra

        The aqueduct?

      • Aloysious

        ROADZ.

      • bacon-magic

        Caesar salad.

      • MikeS

        That secret code where letters equal numbers?

      • DenverJ

        MikeS: Superbowl XXX was disappointing.

      • MikeS

        Denver: Imagine my surprise when I was the only one wearing a gimp suit at the party that year!

  2. Shpip

    The new minister will present the national budget on Thursday, which Paris hopes will tackle France’s “colossal” debt through spending cuts and new taxes.

    So… are these spending cuts as in actually spending less money, or U.S.-style “cruel, hard-hearted spending cuts” that actually mean a 7.8% budget increase per year instead of 10%?

    Either way, expect strikes and riots.

    • juris imprudent

      Either way, expect strikes and riots.

      In France? Oh, wait, that is entirely normal.

    • DenverJ

      Meanwhile, in Muricah, our deficit is around 7%.

    • Sean

      Bear gangs!

      *loads 12 gauge slugs*

    • SDF-7

      If there’s no kayak it is still second place at best.

      • Suthenboy

        “Bear! Why are you doing that?!”

        “Because you sprayed me in the face with pepper spray? ”

        That truly is a funny one.

      • DenverJ

        Well, she’s stupid.

  3. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    Yes.

    That bassline. Fat and rubbery. Delicious!

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      What is one of your favorite bands, Nick?
      .
      .
      .
      Yes!

      • SDF-7

        But he likes Noh Japanese theater.

    • Sensei

      Thought that it was also a good choice!

  4. SDF-7

    Pass the CR… Grease all the hands…. Do you see the sheep bleating? Do you understand?

    Do you spend the same — am I only scheming? Or is this budget… an eternal shame!

    Less snark — it isn’t like we haven’t heard of a plan for the US side… Afternoon, all.

    • juris imprudent

      Any plan to cut spending is a suicide pact!!!

  5. cyto

    Everything is so crappy lately… here is some nerd porn.

    Using dynamic soaring (like an albatross), RC glider approaches the speed of sound. Like literally 500mph in a glider.

    https://youtu.be/Ln__IV_imlA

    • cyto

      This one has an explanation… and a hand-launched glider going 548 mph.

    • Tundra

      Neat-O!

      Put razors on the leading edge for even more fun!

      • Raven Nation

        “Put razors on the leading edge for even more fun!”

        Peaky Gliders

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Things are tough all over

    Up until then, our waiter had been friendly while exuding a quality of cool nonchalance. But my response was not met with compassion. He became dry and proceeded to scold me on the amount of food I ordered, adding that Ko had a big problem with food waste. He pointed toward Mission Street while explaining that many individuals didn’t have enough to eat. I tried to explain but he was far too deep into his lecture to care. After repeating his points, he grabbed the plate of untouched nigiri that no one at my table ordered and stormed off into the kitchen. Little did I know my $25 happy hour meal would end with a guilt trip served ice cold and on the house.

    I anxiously gobbled my cheesecake to avoid another lecture and soon after got my check. Ko added an 18% service charge to each guest’s tab, making my total round off to $32.66, tax included. I stood up and bid farewell to my tablemates, who had remained silent — either due to food coma or residual humiliation from my exchange with the waiter.

    Girl goes to all you can eat restaurant. In San Francisco. Read the whole thing .

    • Sean

      Read the whole thing .

      Why do you hate us?

    • juris imprudent

      In San Francisco

      I wouldn’t care if the waiter had poisoned the soup.

      • EvilSheldon

        While I agree with you, I also wouldn’t have cared if the customer had beaten the absolute dogshit out of the waiter, then dropped trou and pissed on his face while taking a selfie for her Bluesky account.

      • juris imprudent

        Castration with a butter knife maybe?

      • Tundra

        Gotta go with ES here.

    • Rat on a train

      If there’s no unagi donburi, I’ll pass.

    • rhywun

      Ko added an 18% service charge to each guest’s tab

      I’m sure that goes straight to the poors roaming the streets nearby.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Why do you hate us?

    Are you allergic to derisive laughter? What a caricature of a human being this girl is.

  8. Evan from Evansville

    Day 1 of Paid Suspension. No word. My disability status is throwing HR into a loop, methinks. Tues off for Dr appt. Wed-Thurs ‘on’ again.

    I’m not pleased, but my anger/ sadness have retreated into a productive front. I await info and am ready to kick ass however the next card is dealt. Shall see. life is always curious. I’m thankful I still focus on the smiley faces in all headlights.

  9. Shpip

    big yellow boxy things.

    Many school districts are taking advantage of a 2023 Florida law that allows local Florida cities to place cameras in speed zones and on school buses to catch speeding drivers.

    In South Florida, the Miami-Dade County School District has installed 950 cameras on its school buses. In the first two weeks of the school year, over 11,500 drivers were given tickets for not stopping or illegally passing a school bus. The average fine is $225, and the district will earn around $2.5 million from the citations.

    I’d be sending my nearest gang of meth fiends to the local school bus depot with orders to vandalize and steal.

    • Tundra

      Fucking Ford is working on tech that will narc on speeders. Fags.

    • juris imprudent

      the district will earn

      Collect, seize, or steal, all would be more appropriate words than earn.

    • R C Dean

      That would be DeSantis’s Florida that passed a speed camera law in 2023?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Bidenomics

    [Tesla] has discontinued its most affordable Model 3 compact sedan. The Model 3 Standard Range Rear-Wheel Drive, priced at $38,990, featured lithium iron phosphate (LFP) battery cells sourced from China.

    The United States recently imposed higher tariffs on imports from China, which include a 100% tariff on EVs and a 25% tariff on EV batteries and key minerals. Also, cars with China-made components like LFP battery cells are no longer eligible for the $7,500 federal tax credit.

    Now, Tesla’s most affordable option in the United States is the Model 3 Long Range Rear-Wheel Drive, which is priced at $42,490.

    Helping the American consumer.

    • The Other Kevin

      Tariffs are a $65,000 tax on the poor. Once we get a Democrat in the White House we’ll be done with this nonsense.

    • rhywun

      I guess that’s one way to end the EV fantasy.

    • pan fried wylie

      The United States recently imposed higher tariffs on imports from China

      [JTKirk]TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMP!!!!![/JTKirk]

    • DenverJ

      BS. They’re purposely targeting Musk. Like Harry Rearden.

  11. Sensei

    One of my usual hardcore PC channels helps Intel show you what it’s doing with all your tax money! I’m assuming part of this is because they have lost a fuckton of money and the stock is down by at least 1/3rd in the past six months.

    The Future of Intel

    TLDW – long piece on both it’s current and additional fabs it is building in AZ. Bonus for me is the machines that transport the wafers are all labeled (as in manufactured by) Daifuku.

    That means this is inside, right? – Daifuku

    I’m a sucker for any factory video of any kind. What most people don’t realize is how fucking noisy most of them are.

    • pan fried wylie

      daifuku (大福) (literally “great fuck”)

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Haha, them’s so stupid

    It’s an example of a years-long phenomenon: the evangelical Christianity that long predated Trump in the GOP has now fused with Trump’s cult of personality, as he has taken over the party. The result is a potent fuel for his campaign that was very apparent in Butler Saturday.

    No Democrat President ever inspired a bunch of simpering personality cultists. Nope. Never.

    • rhywun

      I just find the NPR set’s terror of Christianity amusing AF.

      • Sensei

        OTH other religions are treated as unquestioned.

      • rhywun

        When not outright celebrated, at least the murdery ones.

    • The Other Kevin

      I love these stories where they psychoanalyze those mentally ill people on the other side. Is there a name for this type of story, kind of like “Republicans in the mist”? If not there should be.

    • Rat on a train

      The Lightbringer is sad.

      • juris imprudent

        He had to pretend to be Christian.

      • MikeS

        Just like Trump is doing.

      • rhywun

        Just like Trump is doing.

        lolsnort

  13. Shpip

    Hey North Carolinians, ready for the double whammy of living in a hurricane zone?

    With many western North Carolina residents still lacking power and running water from Hurricane Helene, a hearing began Monday on the insurance industry’s request to raise homeowner premiums statewide by more than 42% on average.

    • Brochettaward

      I don’t think Hurricanes require a conspiracy, but I’m to the point where nothing would surprise me.

      Global Warming is big money and big power for the powers that be.

    • Tundra

      Using this method, Mills, along with fellow graduate researcher Ali Miri, have extended the pulse seven-fold — from just under a foot to around seven feet. Still, they’re not done yet, with hopes to extend the filament even further.

      Sounds like it still has a ways to go lol.

      I ave to admit that I find this weather control shit to be tedious and retarded.

      Now watch it turn out to be true.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Even at a rally marking a somber occasion, Trump still gave a Trump speech. He cast undocumented immigrants as dangerous — which has no basis in fact — and sowed distrust in elections — Trump multiple times warned that Democrats would cheat this year.

    Again, there’s no evidence of this. But Trump ally Elon Musk, making a special appearance, put the situation in dark terms.

    “Text people now — now — and then make sure they actually do vote,” he told the crowd. “If they don’t, this will be the last election. That’s my prediction.”

    Which shows that with one month to Election Day, the Trump campaign is not moderating. They’re not evangelizing to the unconverted. They’re firing up the believers and making sure the whole flock gets out to vote.

    When we say voting is a sacred duty, we don’t mean voting for Evil Incarnate.

    • rhywun

      They’re firing up the believers and making sure the whole flock gets out to vote.

      Um… so what?

    • juris imprudent

      They’re not evangelizing to the unconverted.

      Oh, like Harris-Walz?

      BWAHAHAhahahahaha

    • pan fried wylie

      Which shows that with one month to Election Day, the Trump campaign is not moderating.

      Was it yesterday the Harris campaign announced they’re cranking their anti-Trump messaging to 11, or was that before the weekend?

      Also, There.

    • DenverJ

      “Demonic Trump campaign accused of getting-out-the-vote campaign”

  15. Brochettaward

    In the direct path of Hurricane Milton. I’ll be doing some epic Firsting this week.

    • The Other Kevin

      Stand on the beach and First it away like Castro.

      • Rat on a train
      • DenverJ

        Rat: I LOLed when those two guys in shorts casually strolled by.

    • Shpip

      This might be the one time that I’d be scooting down to somewhere like Islamorada to be *safer* from a hurricane.

      • R.J.

        Agreed. Don’t get drowned.

        And Shpip, I am loving the new avatar.

    • slumbrew

      All jesting aside: be safe, Glib

    • Aloysious

      I expect you to moon the eye of the hurricane while holding a ‘Let’s go, Brandon’ flag in one hand and a belt fed .50 cal in the other.

    • rhywun

      I am glad ABC is there to tell us who the real bad guys are.

    • juris imprudent

      Somewhere Michael D. Brown is nodding his head.

      • Sensei

        Heck of a job!

    • Brochettaward

      Remember when Bush The Lesser said good job Brownie after Katrina and how the media never shut up about it?

      Should have had a D after his name.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “It has a tremendous impact on the comfort level of our own employees to be able to go out there, but it’s also demoralizing to all of the first responders… FEMA staff, volunteers,” she told host George Stephanopoulos. “I need to make sure I can get the resources to where they are needed, and when you have this dangerous rhetoric like you’re hearing, it creates fear in our own employees.”

    My heart bleeds for them.

    • Suthenboy

      Dont like being called an evil asshole? Stop being an evil asshole.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    There are priorities to be considered. Nothing can happen until FEMA has their organization charts roughed in. That could take weeks.

    • Tundra

      Not to mention creating the hierarchy of help. Gotta make sure those underrepresented and oppressed minorities are first in line.

      Unless they are white, of course.

      • Ed Wuncler

        I sometimes wished that I lacked integrity and majored in one of the grievance studies and got a Ph.D so I could have a six figure job in government. Like gotdamn it, I could make up how shitty the white man is and get fuck loads of money, instead of being a sucker working at some corporate gig where I’m paid well but expected to actually produce.

      • Mojeaux

        I sometimes wished that I lacked integrity

        Don’t we all.

        The fact is, anybody who still works, pays taxes, buys their stuff instead of stealing it, isn’t on the dole, is a chump.

        We’re all chumps.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Whoa, slow your roll. We need to think of disaster equity and intersectionality.

  18. Ed Wuncler

    https://www.chicagotribune.com/2024/10/07/mayor-brandon-johnson-new-chicago-board-of-education-members/

    “The so-called fiscally responsible stewards are making the same argument when our people wanted to be liberated,” Johnson said. “The argument was we can’t free Black people because it would be too expensive. They said that it would be fiscally irresponsible for this country to liberate Black people, and now you have detractors making the same argument of the Confederacy when it comes to public education in this system.”

    This guy is not a serious person. In a fair and just world, he wouldn’t even be running the hot dog stand.

    • Shpip

      They said that it would be fiscally irresponsible for this country to liberate Black people

      They were probably right.

      • Ed Wuncler

        I’m going to assume that this comment was tongue in cheek because a statement like this goes against the spirit of this site and libertarianism.

      • Sensei

        Ed – that’s the way I read that – tongue in cheek.

      • Ed Wuncler

        My bad for overreacting.

  19. DenverJ

    I got to the end. I guess I refrsh?

    • pan fried wylie

      No, you open the next thread and proceed to chastise anyone posting anything referenced in this thread.