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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

125 Comments

  1. Spudalicious

    Nice try, WordPress! Not today. Not today.

  2. Brochettaward

    Take this First and ram it into your stomach!

    • MikeS

      Spoken like a true Seconder

      • Chafed

        There it is.

  3. Ownbestenemy

    It’s almost like the planet likes it a little warmer with more CO2.

    Been there done that…thousands of time. /Gaia

    • PutridMeat

      Or, once again, we reverse cause and effect.

  4. Brochettaward

    I’m sorry, what did you say?

    I’d like to read the actual paper on this rather than the journo’s babble.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Florida says ‘bring it’

    Seriously, stay safe wang of America glibs.

  6. Shpip

    Even as Hurricane Helene was pressing toward the Florida coast, AccuWeather’s team of expert meteorologists had been monitoring part of the Gulf of Mexico for yet another round of tropical trouble. On Saturday afternoon, Tropical Storm Milton formed, just hours after becoming a tropical depression, and it was expected to intensify and strike the Florida Peninsula next week as a hurricane, with torrential rain, wind and the likelihood of flooding.

    Go ‘way! Batin’!

  7. Shpip

    Activists have long criticized the administration of President Luis Abinader for what they say are ongoing human rights violations of Haitians and those of Haitian descent born in the Dominican Republic. Abinader has denied any mistreatment.

    Stay on your own fucking side of the fence, and there won’t be any “human rights violations.” Problem solved.

  8. MikeS

    Tropical Storm Milton

    Milt?

    • Tres Cool

      I love you (no homo).
      I was thinking the same thing.

    • Rat on a train

      If they don’t return my stapler I’ll flood Florida.

  9. MikeS

    From the schizophrenia article:

    A recent study from researchers in China and the United States…

    Well, fuck. That’s not a good mix.

    • R C Dean

      One schizodemic, coming up!

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Coming up? I’d say we’re soaking in it.

  10. Shpip

    The Antarctic peninsula is warming faster than the global average, with extreme heat events happening more often, meaning the amount of vegetation there has ballooned.

    Wait, there’s stuff growing on the rocks? I’m not lichen that at all.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Guess there’s never been anything there before….ever. It’s all humanity’s fault.

    • MikeS

      Did some quick math…

      In 40 years, the percentage of Antarctica’s landmass that was covered in vegetation, went from 0.0000070% all the way up to 0.0000845%

      • Spudalicious

        Core samples have shown plenty of decayed vegetation under all that ice.

      • dbleagle

        Antartica has coal beds because at one point (well ashkully several) it was near the equator.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      As Roberto Duran once said, “No, moss”.

  11. The Other Kevin

    I’m watching that Trump rally. He gets on stage, puts up that chart, and says “As I was saying…”

    • Spudalicious

      It was quite something.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    “As I was saying…”

    Nice.

    • The Other Kevin

      He may ramble, but he’s got a good sense of humor.

    • The Other Kevin

      Elon Musk just showed up.

  13. juris imprudent

    That’s one of those rare covers where it is better than the original. And that was basically it for the man.

    • The Hyperbole

      It was a shame, he was just starting to get some recognition and Cancer got him.

  14. juris imprudent

    Figueroa said officials have seen an increase in Haitian migrants as a U.N.-backed mission in Haiti to fight gang violence flounders.

    I doubt the mission includes anything like the Salvadoran approach.

    • R C Dean

      “You mean, giving money to gang members doesn’t reduce the number of gang members? That’s not what our model says!”

      • rhywun

        I can only assume we’re paying both sides, too.

  15. R C Dean

    “There is a broad recommendation within the IDF to respond to the Iranian attack while minimizing risks and maximizing opportunities.”

    That right there is the kind of bold thinking that wins wars.

  16. R C Dean

    Uh oh. New tropical storm, and FEMA is already broke 5 days into the fiscal year.

    • juris imprudent

      Man, I forgot – new FY on Oct 1. And the Continuing Resolution means the same money to the same accounts.

    • Brochettaward

      Look, they may have given money to house migrants…a lot of money, but money isn’t fungible or anything. It was a completely separate program! Like Planned Parenthood. not using tax money on abortions They keep the money in different accounts and everything.

  17. R C Dean

    “Green Island in the Antarctic Peninsula, despite the name, is greener than expected”

    I dunno. With a name like Green Island, I expect it to be pretty damn green. Just how green is it?

    • Plinker762

      Kind of makes it hard to believe anything else they write in the article

    • Rat on a train

      Norse marketing strikes again?

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Get in here, assholes

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Mojeaux announced she would be absent and look what happens 😭

  18. The Late P Brooks

    WaPo headline:

    Helene response hampered by misinformation, conspiracy theories.

    “Misinformation” prevents moving supplies into place, or actively helping those in need?

    • Sean

      Sounds legit.

      🙄

    • Spudalicious

      I don’t understand this fed response at all. And it’s obvious it’s a fiasco, because the media is providing cover.

      • juris imprudent

        They don’t want to criticize their friends.

    • Sensei

      The fucking article summarizes a bunch of hearsay and calls it out as fact.

      Bonus. Wonder how they found person to quote?

      One day after Hurricane Helene slammed into Asheville, N.C., leading to seven trees falling on her house and destroying her roof, Nicole McNeill read an alarming article that warned a second storm was barreling toward the area.

      McNeill, 43, had a panic attack, her anxiety spiking and her heart pounding. She knew she didn’t have enough gasoline in her car to evacuate from yet another disaster.

      “The second storm turned out to be a nonsensical rumor,” said McNeill, who works at a strategic communications firm focused on climate change. “And when you are with limited cell service and you come across misinformation, you can make a split-second decision that can have life-or-death consequences.”

      • Spudalicious

        Oh, there’s more than enough bullshit to go around.

      • Gustave Lytton

        strategic communications firm focused on climate change

        Speaking of bullshit generation.

  19. J. Frank Parnell

    They found the amount of vegetation cover is more than 10 times larger than four decades ago, exploding from less than one square kilometre in 1986 to almost 12 square kilometres in 2021.

    Doom. DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

  20. J. Frank Parnell

    Dominican Republic will deport up to 10,000 Haitians a week, citing an ‘excess’ of immigrants

    Are they sending them to Haiti first, or just skipping the middleman and sending them directly to the US?

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Domestic violence

    Gang members brandishing automatic rifles stormed through a town in Haiti’s main breadbasket region, killing at least 70 and forcing over 6,000 to flee, causing widespread shock even in a country grown accustomed to outbreaks of violence.

    More people were severely injured in the attack in the early hours of Thursday at Pont-Sonde, in the agricultural region of Artibonite in western Haiti. Gran Grif gang leader Luckson Elan took responsibility for the massacre, saying it was in retaliation for civilians remaining passive while police and vigilante groups killed his soldiers.

    ——-

    The gang members set fire to dozens of homes and vehicles, local authorities said, in one of the deadliest attacks in recent years in the Caribbean nation that has seen many massacres and little justice for their victims.

    That’s liable to get you a somber tut-tut-ing from the U N.

    • creech

      You don’t think it rises to “strongly worded letter” level?

    • Shpip

      Gang members brandishing automatic rifles stormed through a town in Haiti’s main breadbasket region, killing at least 70

      Unpossible. I have it on good authority that mass shootings only occur in America.

    • Ted S.

      I blame global warming.

    • rhywun

      That’s liable to get you a somber tut-tut-ing from the U N.

      Or two tickets to Springfield, OH signed “Joe Biden”.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    exploding from less than one square kilometre in 1986 to almost 12 square kilometres in 2021.

    OH

    MY

    GOD!

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      In 40 more years it’ll be like 1% of Antarctica. According to our model, which is never ever wrong.

  23. KK, Plump & Unfiltered
    • slumbrew

      *golf clap*

    • rhywun

      There it is.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    “The second storm turned out to be a nonsensical rumor,” said McNeill, who works at a strategic communications firm focused on climate change.

    It was probably an e-mail from her own organization.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I seem to recall there was talk of another hurricane forming, and in fact there is another one brewing in the Gulf. It’s not hard to see how that could morph into the belief that another hurricane is headed their way. Wrong, maybe, but I wouldn’t call it nonsensical.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    The U.N. estimated at the end of September that 3,661 people had been killed in the gang violence since January. It believes the gangs are armed largely by guns trafficked from the United States.

    Nearby countries including the Dominican Republic and U.S. have meanwhile continued to deport migrants back to Haiti.

    Those darn Hoosiers, exporting death and terror.

    • Spudalicious

      They sure get around.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Some of us do.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Did you just call TOK a slut?!?!

      • Ted S.

        No; Pete Buttigieg.

    • The Other Kevin

      Times are tough, what with inflation and all. Gotta make a living somehow.

    • Spudalicious

      But he wants to send trainers to Ukraine.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        The Russian monitory in France isn’t big enough to worry about. And they are less explosive.

  26. Chipping Pioneer

    Why are the Padres’ unis so shiny?

    • Evan from Evansville

      MLB unis took a lot of heat from players about being extra shitty this year. New designer/producer. Got press! Folk do have inventive ways of making things more complicated.

      Go for the Costanza cotton strategy for best results!

      • rhywun

        OMG Mattingly split his pants!

        /my first thought

      • Evan from Evansville

        Oh, dear. Don Mattingly is hands-down Evansville’s ‘best’ cultural figure. Not sure if just Seinfeld or meta within, but sharp.

        Him and Rosanne’s exterior shots are in Evansville. Their home is on a street my friend lived in in college. Producer Matt Williams is from here. I’m glad I haven’t been there in at least a decade. With no more family home or Schlotzky’s Deli, what’s the point?

      • rhywun

        Rosanne’s exterior shots are in Evansville

        Nice. I love that show.

  27. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    “If the growth of reason is to continue, and human rationality to survive, then the diversity of individuals and their opinions, aims, and purposes must never be interfered with.”

    – Karl Popper

    • R.J.

      Dangit! You said the word and I am out of bourbon.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        rationality?

      • Spudalicious

        Diversity.

      • MikeS

        I too am out of bourbon. But, there’s always the rye. Don’t mind if I do

  28. groat scotum

    Casino Royale remains the best Bond movie Daniel Craig is, naturally, the best Bond.

    • The Hyperbole

      I thought it was a little too campy.

    • MikeS

      I was always firmly in the Connery camp until Craig came along. He has that extra edginess, and his portrayal of Bond is closest to Fleming’s Bond.

      • slumbrew

        Agreed – Fleming’s Bond was a brute, and Craig was the first to get that right.

    • cavalier973

      I read the first few novels, and Craig in “Casino Royale” matches book Bond better than the previous actors.

      Book Bond gets beaten up almost as much as Harry Dresden.

      I want to watch Lazenby’s movie, and the Dalton films.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I like Connery originals ‘best’ for fun. Also for their then damn cutting-edge take on things and the fun of the 60s. The early ones are legit, good films.

      However, I tend to agree. Craig and Royale are the necessary Bond grittiness the 21st needed. Well-written, acted, directed and everything. Great internal gut punches as well as the physicality. Bond knowing he got poisoned and chugging salt water to puke? Yep. Accurate! And his return and the fantastic ‘DAMMIT!’ internal anger of the villain. Clever and beautifully excellent, throughout. I think his second was pretty good as well, IIRC. The third, less- so.

      I haven’t seen the one where Bond dies, but I like the idea (someone else posited elsewhere): “James Bond” is merely a military code name. Hence all the actors and eras. Makes sense to ‘end’ one of the Bonds that way. It does bite into 007s invincibility, but so it goes. Can’t nuthin’ always be the same.

    • groat scotum

      Vesper Lynn? The most beautiful Bond girl? Why, yes, she is. Look at those sultry, dusky eyes. She’s adorable.

      • groat scotum

        Sorry, Vesper Lynd.

        Sorry, Eva Green.

        I’m not sorry. She is undoubtably the best Bond girl there is.

      • cavalier973

        West Berlin?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Would with abandon. (As with many/all Bond girls.) Fun trivia for me: Carey Lowell was a Bond Girl in a Dalton film. She is also ADA Jamie Ross in OG Law & Order, possibly my second fave L&O Hand of Jack McCoy. Good actress and writers knew how to craft.

        I like Bond (legit?) falling in love. Good human twist to the character. Can’t always be pumpin’ for ‘information,’ can we? I know Bond got married before, but I didn’t see that one. I think that’s the Lazenby one I’ve never seen.

      • groat scotum

        Dame Judy Dench being the Damiest and the Judiest and the Denchiest

        God, I love this movie

      • MikeS

        For Evan

        (NSFW)

    • Spudalicious

      You speak gospel. David Niven was the shit.

    • EvilSheldon

      I actually prefer Quantum of Solace to Casino Royale. Better action sequences and frankly, a more interesting plot.

      I do agree that Craig really got the book Bond right. Timothy Dalton did too.

  29. groat scotum

    “Oh, and the valet ticket” LOL

    • groat scotum

      He drives her around the the car porte cochere! This movie is so good!

  30. cyto

    Gotta say, Trump holding a rally at the exact site where he was nearly assassinated was a baller move…. but putting up the same chart and saying “as I was saying” is 11 kinds of badass

    • Evan from Evansville

      It’s insanely badass. Sorry, love the Man but hate (most) of his Presidency, but it’s Teddy Roosevelt-esque. Just hardcore. Uh. Yeah. The US is sick of the emasculation of culture and is ready to break free, though hasn’t for fear of each’s Circle of Friends. I’m worried if/when I tell my family who I am (for the first time) voting for in Nov.

      So much anger having to constantly bite their tongue, The People will need much fortification for Harris to gain Power. It won’t go over well. It’s a brewing and predictable nightmare the Powers That (currently) Be accelerate into. We live in Interesting Times.

      Him, bloody, fist raised, screaming “FIGHT!” should be on coffee cups ’round the US. I’m shocked it isn’t played more. Or suspicious I can’t readily see it.

      • cyto

        It is odd that nobody seems to publicly notice this.

        When Reagan was shot, SNL did a skit lampooning how many times the press showed the footage and how much over-analysis was done.

        Nobody can even name the shooter. They hid everything about him once the “dissaffected right winger” narrative failed.

        Insane. No interest in why the building was outside the secure zone, no interest in how this kid knew that the building would be safe…

        Without X, I don’t think anyone would be discussing it outside of places like this

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or why Trump’s post Butler security detail was a couple agents a few holes ahead, no security in depth.

      • Ted S.

        And odd that Trump and the ads aren’t harping on it.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        “Sorry, love the Man but hate (most) of his Presidency”

        I really think he was the best president of my lifetime. He’s clearly personally courageous, which is needed and may explain why his policies weren’t all bog standard.

        The good: getting out of Afghanistan (remember that 20+ year war?) his biggest mistake was not pulling out before the election. The supreme Court. Tax policy. Foreign policy generally(no new wars, settled a couple issues). Making the media and the left generally rip the mask off.

        The bad: overspending, COVID response could have been tamped down if he had the right instincts on it. Picking some really shitty help.

      • Grumbletarian

        Add his predilection towards tariffs as a negative. A bump stock ban by decree by having the ATF redefine what a fully automatic weapon is. “Take the guns, due process later” or whatever that line was.

        And yet he’s still miles ahead of the garbage Team Blue keeps puking up.

      • Ted S.

        The bad: overspending, COVID response could have been tamped down if he had the right instincts on it.

        State governors, like our POS Cuomo, wouldn’t let it. Remember the horrid term “Cuomosexual”?

  31. cyto

    Elon proved he is one of us, and he is completely black pilled.

    Several of us are of the opinion that this is the last, desperate chance. Lose this one, and there won’t be another.

    But Elon said it on stage to all of America.

    I feel like it is me, Suthen, Elon and about a half dozen others sitting down on the group W bench, wondering why everyone else is so happy about having to pick up the garbage.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Completely black pilled would be it doesn’t matter who wins because nothing will change.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      Just because they want to jail their political opponents, censor free speech and are running the place into the ground is no reason to worry.

      • Sean

        Err…not supposed to be a reply.

  32. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Regarding broke FEMA:

    Good thing we sent all that money to Ukraine, Israel, and Hamas (and half the other countries out there).

    Anyway, don’t fear. We’ll be running that printer again soon. The sonorous ‘brrr’ will be like our bedtime lullaby.

  33. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    And as regards Milton.

    I have a bad feeling about it. Looks like it’s headed straight for my house right now. Given the amount of damage and disruption from a storm that was 75+ miles offshore, I can’t imagine what a direct hit would look like. About 75% of the housing in Pinellas and Hillsborough are in evacuation zones. Plus almost all the businesses. The area should have invested in some serious flood protection about 100 years ago before everything got developed and the EPA was created. They’ve had the good luck of not getting hit by storms for a long time which has bred a ton of complacency.

    • Ted S.

      🗽🗽🗽

      Damn you! Damn you to hell!