Saturday morning Links of the Goyim

by | Oct 5, 2024 | Daily Links | 104 comments

Yeah, they hate Kanye too.

Old Man is attending to family business this weekend, so you get back to back Spud today. Biden and Harris continue to beclown themselves, now adding an incompetent disaster recovery to the list. The hotels are filled with FEMA people, waiting for their bosses to tell them what to do. Meanwhile, the people they are there to purportedly help are outside or in shelters…because the hotels are filled with FEMA people waiting to be told what to do.

Okay, I’ll toss in a few birthdays.

A cuck was born on this day…a man who gave us obesity on a bun…a truly stupid man that needs to go back to stargazingOy! Oy! Oy! Rock and roll!a man better known for Cricket than politicsLyndon Johnson, Andrew Johnson, Teddy Roosevelt, ___________.

Links?

We’ve been wondering where the Cajun Navy was. We needed to look up.

Tilapia vaginas, salmon sperm injections, we are RETVRNING to the ocean.

And behind the numbers…

This article epitomizes the phenomena of the surface reader. This guy looks like a straight up bigot, until you actually read the article.

Ramp it up?

“‘Spot’ Will Never Be Weaponized”. Which is a guarantee that Spot will be weaponized.

“What’s one more poor, old n***** to the Board of Education?”

Okay, I’ve got to save a few for this evening. Y’all have a great day and I’ll see you in a bit.

About The Author

Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

104 Comments

  1. Pat

    Life can be so disorienting. One minute you’re minding your own business and the next thing you know, someone says the words “salmon sperm facial”.

    I think I’ve seen that hentai.

      • Ted S.

        Welcome back, Straff!

      • straffinrun

        Wassup, Ted? I been lurking.

      • Sensei

        お久しぶり!

      • Ted S.

        I really have to get around to writing up a series of posts on hiking the Catskills.

      • straffinrun

        I’m on year two of learning Korean. No more of that Jap squiggle crap for me.

      • Sensei

        I had Japanese class with a young native Korean speaker. She kicked my ass. Her accent was also quite good. I’ve also had Japanese class with native Chinese speakers. Their accent on the other hand…

        Hopefully some of your Japanese learning transfers.

      • Lazer

        Williams > Old El Paso!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Whoa! Look who’s here. Was listening to a very Vulfy-y Neighbors Complain the other day and wondering where you were.

  2. Pat

    As is known to most, the Allied forces were fighting to defeat the Nazis and eliminate genocidal fascism that had taken hold of much of Europe and Asia, not advancing “controlling interests.”

    Yeah, it’s a good thing we saved those poor Europeans from the scourge of genocidal fascism that cost 15 million people their lives and selflessly gave the continent over to the genteel and kind Soviet Union, who politely eliminated 70 million subversive maniacs instead of advancing any kind of “controlling interests.”

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah that as is known to most is a truly midwit formulation. How dare anyone challenge the narrative of our noble victory.

      • SDF-7

        Didn’t yesterday afternoon’s survey show us that agreeing with the herd is just common sense on such things?

  3. Pat

    Harris’ campaign plans to ramp up its negative messaging against Trump

    It’s gotta look believable when the feebs finally field somebody who can hit a target from 100 yards. Say, is Lon Horiuchi still alive?

      • SDF-7

        I’d say they were trying for peak asymptote — but even that would have its limits. Integral to the political process, though.

  4. rhywun

    until you actually read the article.

    The article is a pile of shit, as expected, but TBH they couldn’t find someone better to oppose the awful Klobuchar?

      • Pat

        To the extent they’ve become so fed up with continually getting cucked by the mainstream party candidates that they’re willing to vote for the crazies and eccentrics just to cause a stink in an election they know as futile anyway, they’re a cunt hair away from becoming full on libertarians.

  5. Pat

    “‘Spot’ Will Never Be Weaponized”. Which is a guarantee that Spot will be weaponized.

    It’s Paul Verhoeven’s world, we’re just living in it.

  6. straffinrun

    “ The effort is set to include new ads and harsher language on the campaign trail that highlights Trump’s past actions…”

    Like dodging bullets?

    • SDF-7

      At this point — I think the TDS afflicted are like Ben Folds’ nice summary of the mindset of our female partners:

      That’s when I know…. she’s going to be pissed when she wakes up… for terrible things I did to her — in her dreams.

      Reality doesn’t matter for his past actions anymore.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I saw Trump at the crossroads cavorting with the Devil under a full moon. Honest injun…

  7. straffinrun

    “ But as Springfield has balked at the union’s demand for $1.1 billion in additional state funds, with even Democrats saying the request is unreasonable and unrealistic”

    That’s like me telling my wife a 30 minute bj is unreasonable and unrealistic.

    • MikeS

      You have a way with words.

  8. SDF-7

    Lies, damned lies and statistics — but this feeds my preconceptions, so putting it out there.

    Not to inflict Kamala speechifying on you — but thinking on her feet is not her strong point. How Presidential! (In the Joe Biden Pudding Brain tradition at least)

    • R C Dean

      I’d want to know how comparable the vaxxed and unvaxxed groups are – age, risk adjusted, etc.

    • Pat

      It’s interesting, but the confounding variable could be that sicker kids were likelier to get infected and likelier to get vaccinated in the first place. If so, the sicker pool of kids would be expected to have higher all cause mortality. They’re also playing the rhetorical trick of using a percent increase. We’re talking about 6 tenths of 1 percent of the vaccinated kids dying vs 1 tenth of 1 percent of the unvaccinated kids. Looked at in those terms, the major takeaway is more like “Kids were always at a higher risk of getting struck by lightning than dying from COVID.”

  9. Pat

    Apropos of nothing, for the first time in a long while, I’ve had absolutely nothing to do since I got off work 2.5 hours ago. No service orders at my other job. No resupplies or production for my side business. No yard work. Today’s lunch is already prepped. No laundry or cleaning until Wednesday. And after nearly a year of a much busier pace than I was used to previously, it feels uncomfortable now having the free time I’ve so missed. It’s like there’s something I’m forgetting to do. Fuck you brain, for robbing me of the joy of indolence.

  10. Common Tater

    “Three big game hunters are facing felony wildlife charges after allegedly charging clients thousands of dollars to hunt mountain lions and ship them across the nation.

    Chad Michael Kulow, 44, his partner Andrea May Major, 44, and LaVoy Linton Eborn, 47, are accused of leading unlicensed expeditions into the Idaho and Wyoming wilderness to hunt the wild cats.

    The trio allegedly killed at least a dozen mountain lions and were indicted under the Lacy Act, a federal conservation law that criminalizes trading wildlife that was illegally transported or sold.

    Kulow made no secret of his activities on social media and often shared pictured of himself and Major proudly displaying an array of cougars and other wild animals they had shot for sport.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13927011/Mountain-lions-hunters-charged-Kulow-Major-Eborn.html

    Everyone is a genius.

    • Pat

      I love big cats and think trophy hunting is self indulgent to the point of narcissism, but pumas can and do fuck up a lot of hikers every year, and the ecosystem will probably survive OK if a few of them are taken across state lines after they’ve been killed.

    • DrOtto

      As is known to most, the best cougar hunting is done at the upscale hotel bar.

      • Pat

        cougar hunting

        They prefer to call it hagmaxxing now.

    • Pat

      Bids opened Monday for a contract to supply the state Department of Education with 55,000 Bibles. According to the bid documents, vendors must meet certain specifications: Bibles must be the King James Version; must contain the Old and New Testaments; must include copies of the Pledge of Allegiance, Declaration of Independence, U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights; and must be bound in leather or leather-like material.

      Just like Jesus would have wanted 🙄 Nothing Jesus supported more than forced recitations of loyalty to a secular state based on materialist humanism and the total rejection of religious authority for $60 a copy.

      Also, not for nothing, but the KJV is the only translation still basically legible in modern English that is copyright-unencumbered with no licensing or royalty fees. They could literally just put a copy on the DOE’s intranet to be used in classroom instruction. Or if they insist on having it on deadwood, order 55,000 copies on Amazon for .30 a pop.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ahem, Douay-Rheims. Which includes the missing deuterocanonical books from KJV.

      • Pat

        A Latin Vulgate translation? SCANDALOUS!

    • rhywun

      JFC. The Democrat campaign ads write themselves.

    • PieInTheSky

      HATE has no place in the big apple

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        May as well be the Totenkopf.

  11. PieInTheSky

    Plans for a new chippy have come up against a health board’s demands for fruit and veg on the menu.

    Betsi Cadwaladr health board wants the proposed takeaway in Morfa Bychan, Gwynedd, to sell a “good selection” of fruit and veg.

    It wants the menu to have less fat, salt and sugar and is worried an increase in fast food outlets is “detrimental” to people’s health.

    It is unclear whether customers would relish the prospect of cod and broccoli on the menu.

    The board said the location of the proposed new business was popular among holidaymakers, adding: “The food in these areas is targeted to meet the needs of tourists as opposed to local residents.

    “This is of particular concern for local permanent residents where this food is available throughout the year and not just during holiday periods.”

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ce3zwz4025zo

    also boil the fish do not bread and fry it healthier that way

    • PieInTheSky

      I mean you can pick the best trash in a large pile of trash. still trash but the discerning woman’s trash

      • DrOtto

        Doug Stanhope says US trash is 3rd world bling. Not sure about Australian trash though.

    • Pat

      All the fatties died from/with the ‘vid.

      • Lazer

        You and your nimble fingers!

    • straffinrun

      Inflation has a sense of irony.

      • SDF-7

        My thought as well — $3 a 2-liter soda and $5 to $7 bags of chips has an impact on consumption.

        More rice and beans recipes in our future… maybe ox tongue will come back or tail or other cheaper cuts. (Kidding of course — they’ll push ze bugs first so they won’t want the market to adapt…)

  12. The Late P Brooks

    Vice President Kamala Harris’ campaign is planning to more aggressively attack former President Donald Trump in the remaining weeks ahead of the November election, a new phase aimed at trying to move the small number of undecided voters her way, according to five Harris campaign officials.

    The change is driven, in part, by internal campaign data showing that sharper messaging against Trump could persuade some still-unsure Americans to support Harris, according to three of the campaign officials. The effort is set to include new ads and harsher language on the campaign trail that highlights Trump’s past actions and rhetoric that Harris officials hope will tip these voters away from backing the former president.

    ,/em.

    Finally, an end to the mealymouthed pussyfooting which has plagued her efforts to roust the Nazi warmonger.

    • straffinrun

      Some things never change, eh, Brooks?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Fumble fingers is an incurable disease, Straff.

  14. Common Tater

    “Slusser had noticed that “Fleming played volleyball with jumping ability and power that surpassed that of any girl on the team,” the lawsuit stated. She said it wasn’t until she overheard a conversation among students referring to Fleming as a “guy” that she realized why Fleming had those abilities.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/san-jose-womens-basketball-player-receives-death-threats-after-supporting-competitors-boycott-of-her-own-team-due-to-trans-player-report

    That’s some passing privilege.

    • SDF-7

      Men are always going to be better playing with their balls. Too many years of practice once puberty strikes.

    • creech

      This has to be fake news. Everyone knows that only progressives “receive death threats” emanating, of course, from MAGA deplorables and savages.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Literature posing as journalism

    From the air, the coal and solar power facilities look like pieces like a gameboard. On the ground, the emotional weight of the energy transition is heavy and the complexities are palpable. Public Service Company of New Mexico, signaled years ago that it would decommission San Juan Generating Station; the plant burned its last load of coal in 2022. But the smokestacks are visible from hundreds of miles away. They have been a monumental presence on this landscape since the 1970s, and they’ve become powerful symbols to the people who live in the region — especially Navajo people.

    The Aug. 24 demolition was a poignant moment in the Navajo Nation’s long and complex history with energy development. Over seven decades, coal and the energy made from it have become entwined with the Navajo’s cultural beliefs, community life and the Navajo Nation economy.

    On the morning of the demolition, employees of Public Utility of New Mexico transported visitors in a passenger van to a dirt lot on site. We drove past the massive concrete block of a building, weaving between heaps of scrap metal slated to be recycled.

    What an inspirational masterpiece. The perpetual war of light against darkness.

    • SDF-7

      Oh fuck them — the various orchards along I-fucking-5 through the Central Valley that are now fucking solar panel farms are a ground level fucking eyesore (and should make you appreciate energy density if anything does…)

      • Pat

        It’s a rather interesting drive between Sweetwater and either Snyder or Abilene. In the distance, there’s like 1,000 square miles of wind farms blanketing the utterly flat terrain (which, when the red safety lights are on at night, looks like a fleet of Close Encounters motherships), right alongside a few still-functioning century old oil pumpjacks closer to the interstate.

    • Raven Nation

      “But the smokestacks are visible from hundreds of miles away”

      Umm, probably not.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Grandfathers, uncles and aunts worked at power plants and coal mines across the region, and eventually, Aspaas joined them as a utility worker in one of the mines.

    “I worked two jobs before,” she said. “Both those checks put together, did not even come near the first check I got as a utility worker. And when they told me how much I was making, I thought I was rich.”

    Decades later, she’s a journeyman electrician at Navajo Mine and a union member. Her income supports dozens of family members.

    That job sucks. We’d rather see you starve.

    • MikeS

      Wow. That’s ridiculously easy.

    • MikeS

      Absolutely fucking shameful. I hope people wake up to this shit.

      • rhywun

        But abortion. My body my choice!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Omg! The parking lot has more spaces than units! Those poor immigrants should be forced to take public transit.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Doug Stanhope says US trash is 3rd world bling. Not sure about Australian trash though.

    My dead teevee is sitting here waiting to be hauled off the the dump. Some twelve year old kid in the slums of Delhi could probably fix it with a bobby pin.

    • Pat

      Some twelve year old kid in the slums of Delhi could probably fix it with a bobby pin.

      It’ll more likely be some Chinese kid boiling off the circuit boards over a burn barrel trying to salvage some gold or copper. That’s the final destination of the e-waste at most of those “Green Recycling” centers where you drop off your old devices to be safely and ethically and responsibly recycled.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    In the span of a decade, thousands of middle-class Navajo people have lost jobs connected to the coal economy; many have moved out of state. When utilities decommissioned the Navajo Generating Station near Page, Ariz., in 2019, the Navajo Nation lost more than $40 million in revenue. New Mexico labor data shows that displaced energy workers are making nearly $30,000 less a year on average since the San Juan power plant closed in 2022.

    That’s what welfare is for.

    • creech

      Maybe votes have consequences?

  19. PieInTheSky

    Aella
    @Aella_Girl
    i feel like ive been meeting a bunch of really pretty, very successful women in their late 30’s who just can’t seem to find an equal, presumably because all their equals are off marrying downwards in terms of ambition

    “I just wanna find a man i can’t outpower” meanwhile the 0.5% of the male population they can’t outpower has already married a girl with nice eyes from a good school with a stable mid-range salary

    https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1842284332615860356

    twitters premier sex researcher on relationships

    • Q Continuum

      Then again, there are normal people not obsessing about power dynamics who just want a woman who:

      a) is kind
      b) treats him well
      c) he has chemistry with and
      d) isn’t a current or former OnlyFans “creator”

      • PieInTheSky

        but the point is “strong” women do obsess abut power dynamics.

      • Q Continuum

        “but the point is “strong” women do obsess abut power dynamics.”

        Which is why these boss bitch-types are future Vance cat ladies. Men, even high power successful men, are turned off by that attitude.

      • Gustave Lytton

        e) doesn’t have red flags

        Late 30’s is a bit late to start looking for a mate.

      • Ted S.

        Vance’s cat ladies are simply female incels.

        It never ceases to amaze me how there’s an expectation that female incels are somehow sympathetic victims while male incels are evil bastards who should be shunned even more.

  20. PieInTheSky

    In his new book, Ta-Nehisi Coates expresses his version of moral clarity: Palestinians and Black Americans share a profound connection, and it is the duty of people of conscience who would oppose Jim Crow to oppose the oppression of Palestinians.

    https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1842231683799482784

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Straight shooting

    Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris is heading to North Carolina on Saturday as the state recovers from Hurricane Helene, arriving there one day after a visit by Republican Donald Trump, who is spreading false claims about the federal response to the disaster.

    If Trump is saying it, it must be false.

    I wonder why she doesn’t have her Vice President Kamala Harris hat on today.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    More than 200 people have died. It’s the worst storm to hit the U.S. mainland since Katrina in 2005, and scientists have warned such storms will only worsen in the face of climate change.

    But in this overheated election year, even natural disasters have become deeply politicized as the candidates crisscross the disaster area and in some cases visit the same venues to win over voters in battleground states.

    Trump has falsely claimed the Biden administration isn’t doing enough to help impacted people in Republican areas and has harshly criticized the response. He has, in Helene’s aftermath, espoused falsehoods about climate change, calling it “one of the great scams of all time.”

    Climate cultists, assemble! Smite the heretic!

    • rhywun

      even natural disasters have become deeply politicized

      …witness the campaign ad you’re reading right now.

      • Gustave Lytton

        George Bush hates black people.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Send money

    A dozen current and former US Secret Service agents told NBC News that an increased workload and a lack of sufficient staffing have brought the agency to “a breaking point” and “a state of crisis” that is contributing to errors, a relaxing of protocols, and low morale that could lead to another catastrophic failure.

    The concerns come as the agency is under enormous pressure to protect Trump two months after agency security lapses allowed a 20-year-old gunman to fire eight shots at the former president and wound him in the ear.

    Two U.S. officials told NBC News that the visit coincides with the Secret Service “redlining,” meaning that staff are pushed to maximum levels and agents are working excessive hours.

    “The US Secret Service is killing their people, and worse they are supposed to have a zero-fail protective mission on zero rest/sleep,” said one former agent. “I love my agency but they are setting themselves up for another incident.”

    Once Trump has been disposed of, things will return to normal.

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