The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 34

by | Oct 16, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 96 comments

We are nearing the end of Trump’s first term, or as Historians will mark it, the end of of the first season of The Hat and The Hair Super Funtime Cartoon Show. The next episode in that ‘first season’ would be the milestone episode ‘All Ye Faithful’, the Christmas extravaganza that would establish the Hat’s hatred of Persia was based on a dispute with the god Mithras. But that is for next time. Calm tits.

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96 Comments

  1. DEG

    Saving the voters from Covid

    heh

  2. R.J.

    Calm tits. Got it.

    • Aloysious

      I’m wearing a sports bra to prevent my tits from being all flappy.

  3. Sean

    The courts are fucking useless. Corrupt commies legislating from the bench. We might as well be Brazil.

    • R.J.

      Your tits are not calm.

  4. Rat on a train

    The more videos suggestions are all The Hat and the Hair except one. You should reach out about crossover episodes.

  5. dbleagle

    He doesn’t listen to the hair much does he?

    • Gustave Lytton

      She constantly interrupted him, then complained when he tried to continue. She is a perfect example of a naggy bitch.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Kamala assisted suicide.

    • Aloysious

      Is it possible cnn will be accurate?

      No.

  6. slumbrew

    As I’m looking at the sponsors, I’ve been meaning to ask:

    What happened to Sloper? He storm off over something or just decided to take a break?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Off overthrowing African governments most likely.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      we’ve been missing him on the zooms, too

      • slumbrew

        🙁

        Anyone have contact info for him IRL?

        I like that guy.

      • Tundra

        I’ll look. We talked about going fishing.

      • MikeS

        He’s my favorite grumpy old Glib. And I mean OLD.

    • cyto

      Sloper? We talking about Sloopy?

      • slumbrew

        Westernsloper, a.k.a., Sloper.

      • cyto

        Ah. My nickname generator is offline, apparently.

        On the upside, we won trivia night at Bru’s room. So I’m not completely addled.

      • slumbrew

        Nice – I miss regular trivia nights.

        My buddy and I regularly beat 6 person teams. I should resurrect regular trivia outings.

        Random: my favorite team names who regularly competed:

        – Sweatpants Boner
        – I’ve Never Seen Her Wrestle But You Should See Her Box

      • cyto

        Good names.

        I was the newbie. This place had “final jeopardy” style question for the last question. You bet points and if you get it wrong, you lose points.

        We were in the lead.

        This is the question:

        Put these in order from past to present

        First Corvette rolls off the line.

        Mattel makes the Ken doll.

        A Charlie Brown Christmas debits.

        Sputnick is launched

        I knew 3 for sure…. but Ken? I said “anywhere from 1947 to 1972”

        So we bet Zero.

        Nobody got it right.

      • slumbrew

        I’d probably get that wrong – Ken being the one I have zero idea about.

  7. Gustave Lytton

    There’s a billboard up, trying to rile up the LIV Harris voters, of Trump saying elect me and you’ll never have to vote for me again. Oh, no! He’s a dictator! It’s the fucking term limit, dipshits.

  8. cyto

    OK, i was out and about so I just watched the whole interview.

    It was worse than you think. And better, I guess.

    She came up with a new dodge – asked if she still supported taxpayer funded gender transition surgery for prisoners and illegals, she said “I will follow the law”, and then tried to pretend that it actually is a Trump policy.

    She floundered hard trying to say everything is because trump was running for president. Spent the last half of the interview just crowing about Trump and all the people who don’t support him.

    Sounded pretty desperate to me, but I bet she got the sound bites they need to feed the base.

    • slumbrew

      The base is already all-in on “I’m not Trump”, so I dunno who that tack is going to influence.

      Who hasn’t decided at this point? I think I want those people voting even less than the automatic-D/automatic-R folks.

      • cyto

        Good point.

        I just can’t imagine how this “he is a fascist” gambit can work.

        They advocate ending the first amendment, packing the supreme court, they actually used the FBI and other agencies to enforce censorship in the press and online, they jailed a thousand people for trespassing (or less) without bail or trial for a year or more, they used the CIA and FBI to go after a president elect and then a president….

        I mean, at what point?

      • cyto

        That was a spot that I thought Brett Bair really fumbled. She kept hitting trump talking about the enemy within, and he never asked why her administration targeted white males as the greatest threat to the country and tasked the FBI to target them as the top security priority. Could have played a merrick Garland clip.

      • slumbrew

        What do regular people even think “fascist” means at this point?

        Harris is talking about literally fascist policies – dictating how private companies run their businesses – but Trump is a fascist because he wants to enforce immigration laws?

      • Tundra

        What do regular people even think “fascist” means at this point?

        Hitler. Or possibly skinheads.

        These dumbfucks shouldn’t be allowed to vote or wield sharp objects.

        Regular people

      • Raven Nation

        I think fascist pretty much just means racist at this point; and possibly sexist.

      • cyto

        I am quite certain that Fascist means “I am accusing the other of doing that which I am doing as a cover and distraction technique”

        There is unquestionably a global communist (ne fascist) movement that seeks to eliminate free speech, inundate us with propaganda, eliminate cash transactions, and funnel income through the government to the greatest extent possible.

        The people we see out in public – like Kamala – are clearly only puppets who are allowed some table scraps for being the face of the organization.

      • MikeS

        Kamala may be peak useful idiot. At least I hope she is.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Numerous fumbles by Brett. Starting with ceding the premise by calling illegal aliens “migrants”. Not calling it amnesty outright and calling her out for no plan to actually end illegal immigration.

      • cyto

        That is exactly the clip I expected.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        I think her answers are going to hurt her a little with her far left wing base

      • J. Frank Parnell

        What does “fascism” mean at this point?

        Government control of private companies? No, Democrats are all in on that.
        Government and private companies working together to censor information? Nope, Democrats are all in on that
        Race-based discrimination? Nope, Democrats are all in on that (depending on which races benefit and which races are discriminated against, of course)
        Black-clad thugs taking to the streets and violently attacking political opponents? Nope, Democrats are all in on that.

        The only thing I can think of is that fascism = “nationalism”, which is defined here as “not thinking your home country is the worst country ever and not wanting the culture of the country irrevocably changed by importing at taxpayer expense a shitload of third-world immigrants without even attempting to assimilate them into the local culture.”.

      • Aloysious

        cyto, you’d make a much moar betterer interviewer than almost any of the corporate mercenary journolomisters. Those useless fucking twunts.

        I would give you munnies to do it.

        I might have had too much Southern Comfort and black Cherry seltzer. Maybe.

        Have sum Stevie Ray Vag…ugh…Vaughan? Whatever.

      • Suthenboy

        “When I use a word,’ Kamala said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

        ’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

        ’The question is,’ said Kamala, ‘which is to be master — that’s all.”

    • KSuellington

      TDog is gonna win it, and win it by more than he beat the Hillinator.

      Fascist means “bad right wing person that does bad right wing things and has bad right wing think that I don’t like. It definitely doesn’t have anything to do with Stronger Together or melding the government together with corporations.

  9. Gustave Lytton

    Continued thoughts from earlier. Walz wasn’t some junior enlist pvt Schmoe. Every company orderly room had pictures of the leadership chain on the wall. He was Nebraska Citizen Soldier of the Year. Reenlistment ceremonies. No pictures.

    Then I look at his wiki. 23 years and his haul is one ARCOM and 2 AAMs. WTF? I picked up an AAM just for ETSing. And that’s all he had? Just wow.

    Speaking of honors, just saw that one of my old 1SGs was inducted into the Ranger Hall of Fame. Laughing my ass off because he got kicked out of Ranger BN for some candy ass antics once upon a time. Yet ended his career as NGB CSM.

    • Rat on a train

      I had an AAM and ARCOM by the end of my first enlistment.

    • rhywun

      LOL

    • UnCivilServant

      Too busy, hurts to look at.

    • Aloysious

      That wen.. ha.. beeo… alleged woman makes me want to drink more. Much more.

    • cyto

      Kamala pretty much suggested that Biden was good to go.

      It was an odd choice.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s fine and we weren’t lying but if he wasn’t fine it’d be good that we did what we did.

  10. UnCivilServant

    Should I cook dinner or just go to sleep?

    • MikeS

      Both. You decide in which order.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have never been good at sleep cooking.

    • slumbrew

      Go to sleep.

      We get plenty of food, not enough sleep.

      • slumbrew

        *stays awake to watch game Bruins clearly have in hand*

    • Aloysious

      Which gloves are you wearing?

      Just kidding.

      Give up food and have a tasty beverage. What could possibly go wrong?

    • rhywun

      Good grief.

      What a shame that the story is paywalled but at least there are some ideas in the twixxer comments. 🙄

    • Grumbletarian

      Fake news! I’ve been told by TMITE fact checkers that crime is down.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Not just crime, but have been crowing for months that shoplifting was isolated and not a big deal.

        Seriously we are just in a meme timeline.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Honest mistake Rhywun…seemingly innocuous…glitch…clearly not FedGov agencies putting their thumbs on the scales.

  11. cyto

    Thanks Aloysious

    Even the people we agree with have little insight.

    Remember how Trump almost got assasinated?

    Remember how the head of the secret service resigned in disgrace?

    Well….. the big gaff she made was saying the roof was too steep and too dangerous to put people on.

    This leads to a very obvious and very telling question… a question that still has not been asked.

    “Who told you to say that?”

    She clearly didn’t make it up. And equally clearly had zero knowledge of the situation (otherwise she never would have said that).

    The answer to “who told you to say that?” would point directly to someone involved in the conspiracy. Yet nobody thought to ask such an obvious question.

    And now?

    The whole thing never happened.

  12. Ted S.

    *Now* reporters start bitching about one of their own interrupting a candidate.

    • Ted S.

      The ÕRF tongue-bath for those Austrians who don’t speak English was… interesting.

      Bret Baier was a big meanie to Harris, but she bravely broached subjects Fox News hides from its viewers.

  13. Beau Knott

    Elvis Costello and Roger McGuinn collaborated on this song, You Bowed Down. Each released their take on it on their own album.
    Enough difference to make a difference?
    Costello

    McGuinnCostello

    • Beau Knott

      Sigh, it’s too early. The last link should say just McGuinn. To be fair, they each played on the other’s recording.

    • Sean

      *waves*

      • Beau Knott

        👋🏻👋🏻

      • Ted S.

        Katrina

      • Tres Cool

        He’s walkin’ on sunshine already.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning Sean, rhy, Grumble, Ted’S., Beau, Stinky, and Roat!

      • rhywun

        Mornin’.

      • Gender Traitor

        How’s it going?

      • Beau Knott

        Mornin’ GT!

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey there, Beau! How’s it shakin’?

      • Beau Knott

        Funny you should ask. My neurologist suggested a slight up-dosing of one of my anti-tremor meds. I’m a tad hesitant, but will start the new regimen soonish. Probably tomorrow or Saturday. Whee ;-\

      • rhywun

        Up and atom

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh my goodness, Beau! Good luck with that! Hope there are no unpleasant side effects! 😟

      • Grumbletarian

        Bon matin, GT.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Nice nosebridge piercing my guy, it’ll go well with the wicked scar you’re going to have over your left eye.

  14. cyto

    NBC news this morning clipped up the Baier-Harris interview this morning.

    Showed us that she was strong, clearly rebutting republican talking points.

    NBC polling shows that up to 9% of Trump voters might switch to Harris.

    • cyto

      Immediately followed up by coverage of Trump …. “a rare opportunity for voters to ask Trump about other issues.

      Clipped up various appearances by all candidates over the last couple of weeks, designed to make Trump look bad.

      Talks about how great Harris is doing with women.

      At the end did mention Trump doing well with Latino men… and said expect to see more events focusing on Latinos.

      • Ownbestenemy

        ‘Ambush’ interview is the word of the day. They will play the ‘berated a woman’ card also.

        If only the rest of the nation could see the propagation all national news media is, to include Fox

    • cyto

      All delivered as “straight news”, pretty much undiluted propaganda.

      Didn’t even mention Harris struggling in her interview. Pretended that Trump never talks to voters and struggled to answer critical voters.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Which we know it means she dropped her payload somewhere over the channel and they are trying to cheer her on as if she had a direct hit on Hitlers bunker

  15. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thursday. That’s what’s goody

      • Tres Cool

        Yesterday I was at a plant that was run by Brazilians, who bought a pollution control device from Italians, and installed it in the US.
        Titties were not calm when I explained to them that it wasnt working.
        Hilarity failed to ensue.

  16. cyto

    NBC also striking a weird note on Gaza.

    Long story about humanitarian crisis in Gaza. Says “the Israeli prime minister is convening an emergency meeting to discuss increasing humanitarian aid to gaza” and said administration is working to ensure progress in Gaza isn’t lost (no idea what that means) and that the humanitarian situation is addressed.

    Refused to even name Netanyahu. Said “us administration”, not Biden, was pushing for both more war and more humanitarian aid?

    Again, straight news.