“I still smell like french fries,” the hair muttered.
“I like how you smell,” the hat said. “Delicious, you smell delicious.”
“I want to go back,” Donald said. “I had a tremendous time, just a great time. I got to be a cook in my favorite restaurant, I got to run the drive-thru, I got to forget to give people half of their order, I got the true McDonald’s experience.”
“Commies are calling it a PR stunt,” the hat said darkly. “Commies should get the rope.”
“Of course it was a PR stunt,” the hair said. “Do these people think political campaigning is real?”
“I won’t let them ruin my McDonald’s experience,” Donald said. “I got to cook and eat my own fries. It was tremendous, just the best time I could have. I will be the President of all the people that eat at McDonald’s, America’s restaurant.”
“You should have taken Vance,” the hair said. “He needs experience in the fast food industry.”
“Vance is a good man, has a good side-eye, I love him, he’s just great,” Donald said. “But I need someone reliable on the drive-thru window. Someone like me.”
“Maybe just give up on this President nonsense,” the hair said. “Get yourself a franchise location.”
“Be President and annex all locations!” the hat said. “Become the Donald of Mcs!”
“I just want them to run with my idea, I have the best ideas, I will save McDonalds,” Donald said.
“Is this the sauce thing again?” the hat asked, and the hair groaned.
“You mix all the sauces,” Donald said. “The Tangy Barbeque, Creamy Ranch, the Spicy Buffalo–oh, that one is delicious, just amazing, the spiciest, the buffaloiest–Honey Mustard, and the straight Honey, the Sweet ‘N Sour–my favorite on it’s own, so sweet, so sour–Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, and the tremendous Tartar Sauce. They let me take a big bowl of it home.”
“It tasted like something scraped out of a dead hobo’s asshole,” the hair said.
“Hey, fuck you!’ the hat said.
“I tasted it; he sloped some of it on me. You stayed in his apron the entire time.”
“Yes, open my own location, it could be the White House, Barron and I could run it together.”
“The drive-thru part is going to be difficult,” the hair said.
“Must you shit on all the beautiful things of the world?” the hat asked.
“I will Make McDonald’s Dinner Again,” Donald said, puffing out his chest. “A place where my beloved Blacks and Poor Whites can come together in peace and harmony, share a meal, and plan the invasion of Taco Bell.”
“A place where my beloved Blacks and Poor Whites can come together in peace and harmony, share a meal, and plan the invasion of Taco Bell.”
A great ending.
Am I the only the only that reads Donald’s dialogue in his voice, and the Hat’s and the Hair’s dialogue in their voices from CPRM’s cartoons?
Me too, it’s funnier that way
That’s how I hear it, too.
I do it too.
Is there any other way?
Exactly
So no parody today, SF?
“Maybe just give up on this President nonsense,” the hair said. “Get yourself a franchise location.”
Let Vance handle the Oval Office stuff.
Taco bell, the McDonald’s of Mexican food,
Donald is still upset that he wasn’t included in Demolition Man.
I gotta say, Trump is the most entertaining president in history. Having that guy over for a weekend of fishing and fish frying would be a riot.
Other than him…..I cant think of one that wouldn’t make me cringe. Ok, maybe Washington, Jefferson and Coolidge. I think those guys were not entirely straight up sociopaths. The rest of ’em….no thanks.
On that note I think Ben Franklin, if I could spend time with any FF, would be my guy.
The McDonalds thing is fantastic.
Bill Clinton would be the funniest guy at the dinner table but I wouldn’t want him sitting next to my wife.
The OG grab em by the p* FF.
Trump is really personable in a small group and he just seems genuine. If he’s acting, he deserves an Oscar.
Grant might not bring bacon, but he’d definitely bring bourbon.
Of the more recent ones, maybe add Truman to the list.
I would go on a bender with Nixon, ‘cause you know it would be HST level madness.
Drunk Nixon would be ranting, no doubt. Like LBJ.
I just ate McD’s for lunch 🙂
First time in at least a decade. Thanks, Donald.
Don’t forget Andrew Jackson. He was a wild man.
Trump should buy this franchise location on election day.
Just look at how happy Donald is making those fries.
It really was one of the funniest political stunts I’ve ever seen. And I think he was genuinely having fun.
Funniest *and* effective. I think he was having fun.
There is a certain segment of society which hates to see men having fun. That’s one reason this particularly enraged them.
McDs was my first job. It is far from the worst job I’ve ever had.
Working fries was probably the simplest job in the shop.
Apparently the “joking” proggie meme on social media is “money missing from McDonald’s cash register” which all the proggie friends find hilarious.
My son said grease trap cleaning was not so much fun.
It seemed like kids went from one fast food to the next. Friday night football meant no-shows, Saturday was a new crew. My two kids each worked 3-4 different fast food
places in high school.
kinnath; can you prove that?
via Wiki-
Jackson was the first president-elect to take the oath of office on the East Portico of the U.S. Capitol. In his inaugural address, he promised to protect the sovereignty of the states, respect the limits of the presidency, reform the government by removing disloyal or incompetent appointees, and observe a fair policy toward Native Americans. Jackson invited the public to the White House, which was promptly overrun by well-wishers who caused minor damage to its furnishings. The spectacle earned him the nickname “King Mob”.
What a monster.
What “fair policy toward Native Americans?” Take old Andy off the $20 and replace him with Mr. Douglass.
My OK history teacher was a Choctaw. She was NOT a fan of Ol’ Hickory.
Stochastic treason
President Joe Biden tore into his predecessor on Tuesday, suggesting that global leaders are terrified of what Donald Trump ‘s return to the White House could do to democratic rule around the world.
“Every international meeting I attend,” Biden said, specifically referencing his whirlwind trip to Germany last week, “They pull me aside — one leader after the other, quietly — and say, ‘Joe, he can’t win.’ My democracy is at stake.”
That sounds like a threat.
ELECTION INTERFERENCE!
Shouldn’t that get the “without evidence” qualifier?
Oh, come now! Good ol’ Joe has never said anything that wasn’t the gospel truth! 🙄
— and say, ‘Joe, he can’t win.’ My
democracygravy train is at stake.”Why, say, Macron would think Trump puts French democracy at risk isn’t what you would call intuitively obvious.
The fact that foreign rulers aren’t a big fan of Trump may not be the killshot Gropey Joe thinks it is.
This. The Frogs hate Trump? I wasn’t going to vote for the guy but…..
The Limey totalitarians hate Trump? That cinches it.
Pick your country. If they want Kamala that is the best endorsement Trump could ask for.
The comments came during what was supposed to be a rather staid speech on health care in New Hampshire. They were a dose of unfiltered politics at an event otherwise focused on Biden’s policy legacy with the race to replace him just two weeks from concluding. And they made clear that the president also sees not having Trump succeed him as an important piece of how he might go down in history.
After the speech, Biden went to a campaign office to support New Hampshire Democratic candidates and continued his broadsides against Trump, even saying at one point, “We’ve got to lock him up.” Some supporters of Vice President Kamala Harris — who replaced Biden at the top of the Democratic ticket in July — have yelled that during her rallies, though such chants actually have their origin with Trump supporters demanding jail time for his 2016 opponent, Democrat Hillary Clinton.
Being President means making hard decisions in defense of democracy. Black bag that Nazi loving dictator to Guantanamo. Let History be your judge.
I really hope Trump wins. While the Kamala story line is great, we’ve had Trump for almost a decade and he still delivers. If your country is going down the shitter, might as well be entertained.
From the dedthread,
Re: hyphenated Justice, “Justice” as a concept is about when it is righteous to use violence against someone. That’s why when Justice is personified in art, she will be in possession of a sword (in addition to the scales and blindfold).
Criminal justice means we can use violence to imprison, confiscate from, or euthanize someone based on their criminal activity. All of the hyphenated justices are a substitution for the acceptable reasons to hurt someone or take their stuff from criminal activity to race or social status.
NA, you’re right. And unfortunately, justice can be criminalized – and is – by means of those hyphenations. Which means that the people need to keep a sharp eye out for those perversions and call them out wherever found.
Alas, that doesn’t happen often enough.
“Commies should get the rope.” – as they say on the interwebs, this but unironically
Warty Hugeman says it like a dozen times a day. It’s really seeped into my vocab.
“It’s reusable and environmentally friendly”
That’s true. It is powered by gravity thus net zero emissions.
For DB
I applaud the pilot for sharing.
Brand new plane, and it doesn’t throw off a CAS message for pitot heat?
Hey, fuck off tulpa!
Did Kamala contaminate McD’s onion supplier?
You forgot Hot Mustard, the one sauce to rule them all.
QFT
Yes. Yes! YES!!!
I was tormenting myself with NAS temptation and the technical question of how to integrate the new really big drives into my setup. I think I figured out what I want to do – transplant my current server/NAS guts into a case better suited to the larger drive capacity, upgrade the power supply, and maybe add in a RAID card so I can connect new drives while keeping the existing RAID volume as-is…
Looks like OMB = Hitler is their October surprise. I expected better.
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1849137011875061970
Black, drunk and stupid is no way to go threw life.
1. Make up a bullshit story about Trump and Hitler.
2. Act outraged by the story you made up.
Damn, Zwak. Excellent.
“From the river to the sea, Trump is Hitler….Wheee!”
The Reichtober surprise!
So some “journalist” makes up a story that’s refuted by the people involved, politicians start talking about that story, the media reports that politicians are talking about the story as if the story was true. That’s how you do the wraparound smear. Or was that a reach around?
$20. Same as downtown.
Some journalist at the Atlantic.
https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1848882528448364635
Starting to see why they hate Musk and his platform.
They’ve done this with at least a DOZEN hoaxes. Fine people, drinking bleach, being a dictator, etc. It still pisses me off. Their party is shit, their candidate is shit, so this is all they have.
Example 1,001.
https://nypost.com/2024/10/22/us-news/vanessa-guillens-sister-and-family-attorney-slam-atlantic-editor-for-claiming-trump-dissed-murdered-army-servicewoman/
I’m getting a little tired of “X slams Y” stories.
That’s up there with “reacts” in headlines for me.
The thing that worries me is they’re one speech away from “This is too dangerous and we can’t allow it to happen. The election is suspended and Trump is under arrest.”
I don’t think they would cancel the elections, but I do think they are gearing up for massive protests.
Strap is for a wild ride.
I could see that scenario playing out myself although it’s unlikely I think. The only thing saving the situation is that they know they’re completely full of shit, that he’s not what they say, and that’s a big step. I doubt they have moral qualms against doing so though: depends on how desperate they are I reckon.
@Stinky that’s where I am. They’ve already done at least a dozen things I never thought they’d do: Lawfare, denying USSS protection to Trump and other candidates, eschewing bias in favor of flat out lying in the MSM… Nothing will really surprise me.
But yes, underlying it all, if they really believe their own rhetoric, then why did they choose their savior to be Kamala, who had an even lower approval rating than Biden?
“they know they’re completely full of shit, that he’s not what they say”
Oh, there’s a lot of people who believe he is exactly as horrible as he is portrayed. Including in the media, government, academia, etc.
“and that’s a big step.”
Especially in a country with hundreds of millions of guns and billions of rounds of ammo owned by people who would object. Look how genuinely terrified they were of a small crowd of rowdy unarmed normies on J6. Make no mistake – they hate Americans because they fear Americans.
Also TOK, they have a reason for desperation. Considering their behavior up to this point some of them will find themselves, rightfully IMHO, under severe scrutiny by Trump’s Justice Dept. and plenty of them will end up in prison. Even considering that, election cancellation is a ginormous step.
“…they hate Americans because they fear Americans.”
There it is in a nutshell. Thus the all-out war on the 1A and 2A. They desperately want us to be unable to defend ourselves from them.
Make no mistake, this party is as dangerous and deranged as any political power in history. The ‘ol “It could never happen here” is a beautiful lie. It could happen here and if we dont watch out that is exactly what will happen.
Trump works at McDonalds and now there’s an E. coli outbreak. Not a coincidence.
just more rat fucking by the dems.
https://www.indystar.com/story/money/2024/10/23/is-dennys-closing-locations-near-me-2024-150-restaurants-which-breakfast-stores-are-closing-indiana/75805135007/
#Bidenomics
Sad!
No one I know
It’s possible Trump and his allies won’t make a sustained effort to overturn his election defeat. An overwhelming Harris victory would make it harder for Trump to rally Republicans to his side. (If Trump wins, no one expects a comparable effort by Democrats to subvert the election.) But to a person, election observers, elected leaders and some of Trump’s own allies agree on one operating premise: On election night, no matter what the results show, how many votes remain uncounted and how many advisers tell him otherwise, Donald Trump will declare himself the winner.
And from there, he could embark on a risky but plausible challenge to overturn the legitimate election results and install himself in the White House. Here’s how it could happen.
There will be no attempt by Democrats to cast doubt on the election results if Trump wins, and this article is conclusive proof.
So this person doesn’t have faith in the election system, the very same system that was unimpeachable when Trump lost in 2020?
They’ve never done so in the past. Why would they start now?
😂🤣
Since few people see my Twitter posts, I’ll share this with you lot:
Maybe Trump said he wanted Hitler’s “genitals”. After the Arnold Palmer comment, this tracks.
With Hitler, wouldn’t it be “genital”?
Dolph apparently didn’t make optimum use of his genitals.
Oh good. The NYT has piece describing PA and Lancaster County where I’d like to retire. Seems others in the Mid Atlantic have the same idea, but want to do what MA did to NH…
Small-Town Pennsylvania Is Changing, and Democrats See Opportunity
Lancaster County, famous for its Amish communities, regularly votes Republican. But the demographics are shifting here and throughout the state.
https://archive.fo/NZX2y#selection-713.0-717.144
DC activists boycott local pizza chain’s drug-themed dessert
🤣
Perilous times
Russia and Iran may try to encourage violent protests in the U.S. after next month’s election, senior intelligence officials warned Tuesday in a declassified memo, citing two recent examples of foreign intelligence agencies seeking to sow discord ahead of the vote.
The memo, released Tuesday by the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, said both countries could support violent protests either by covertly organizing events themselves or by encouraging participation in those planned by domestic groups. The aim, the officials wrote, would be to increase division, cast doubt on election results and complicate the transfer of presidential power.
An election is too risky. Cancel it. Joe can step down and let Harris take charge with no disruption.
They don’t need to sow discord. The ground is saturated with discord.
It’s more they’ll be wanting to violently crack down on protesting a rotten result citing national security. Predictive programming and preparing the battle space as it were.
Our media…
North Korean troops are in Russia but their purpose is unclear, U.S. says
6 minutes ago
By Missy Ryan & Dan Lamothe
The New York Times
U.S. Says North Korean Troops Are in Russia to Aid Fight Against Ukraine
7 hours ago
By Eric P. Schmitt, David E. Sanger & Anatoly Kurmanaev
Supposedly they’re already fighting in Kursk on Russian soil. Considering Kim’s mindset why not? It’s not like he has moral qualms against violence or seeing some of his soldiers getting killed. From a purely practical standpoint it’s a good way to get his forces real combat experience.
My understanding is that it is exactly that, he wants his troops to experience actual combat and take those lessons back.
The period between Election Day and the inauguration of the new president poses special risks as foreign adversaries and domestic extremists could seek to disrupt election certification by exploiting misleading claims or innocent irregularities. Concerns about safety already have prompted election workers in some communities to install bulletproof glass and panic buttons because of the risk of election-related incidents.
Fears of political violence have grown amid concerns about widening polarization and growing distrust, a trend America’s adversaries have tried to accelerate by using online disinformation and propaganda. Besides hoping to shape the outcome of the election, officials say Russia and Iran — as well as China — want to undermine American unity by spreading false and misleading claims about elections, voting and hot-button issues like immigration, the economy or the federal response to recent hurricanes.
Where has this polarization and mistrust come from? No one knows.
Tomorrow’s lead story: “Reeling from revelations that he praised Hitler, sources familiar with his thinking have told The Atlantic that Trump suggested that McDonalds forget about using beef tallow and instead use Jew tallow. The Harris campaign quickly condemned Trump’s remarks.”
See, they can’t do that ’cause then they would lose Michigan to Trump.
Russia will likely try to foment protests in the U.S. regardless of who wins the White House, according to an official with the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, who briefed reporters Tuesday on the condition of anonymity under rules set out by the office of the director. Officials said they expect Russia’s response will be more aggressive, however, if Harris defeats Trump.
What possible reason could Russia have to be unhappy with the United States?
So
SummerAutumn of Love II will be blamed on Russia. How convenient.There is a reason that Kamala keeps bragging the number of “asylum seekers” is down.
Apparently, they’re all chilling in southern Mexico, waiting for Trump to win so they can storm the border. Whee!
Kamala the lying cunte.
A friend just called, he was early voting, and noticed there was a spot for our local school board where nobody ran. He wrote my name in, and suggested that if about 10 of us do that I might win. LOL
Libertarian moment!
Good luck!
🙂
“Anyhoo, I was just wondering why the budget has nearly doubled in 10 years, the number of students is down, and learning is also down. Anyone have an explanation for that?”
Drunk or sober?
Which is the worse?
https://x.com/KarluskaP/status/1849167432662802557