The Hat And The Hair Halloween Special

by | Oct 31, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 66 comments

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It’s that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old episode and call it a ‘Special’ and a ‘Tradition’, just like that lazy bastard Charlie Brown. Happy Halloween Glibs!

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  2. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!
    ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE! on October 31, 2024 at 3:15 pm

    I picture (?) the hat saying “Lazy Charlie Brown!”

    • Nephilium
      Nephilium on October 31, 2024 at 3:19 pm

      Meh. I remember a guy suing them years ago.

    • MikeS
      MikeS on October 31, 2024 at 3:33 pm

      Livingston told the outlet that she does not want money over her claims, adding: ‘What I really want, is an apology. I’m never going to get that.’

      Narrator: well, that and attention

    • rhywun
      rhywun on October 31, 2024 at 3:36 pm

      This is exactly what Prop 1 is for.

    • EvilSheldon
      EvilSheldon on October 31, 2024 at 4:01 pm

      Brandy does not need a job that gives her unlimited access to beer and hot wings…

  4. The Late P Brooks
    The Late P Brooks on October 31, 2024 at 3:20 pm

    creepy and horrifying (and local!)

    What the hell, hire it. Make it a freak show attraction.

  5. Sean
    Sean on October 31, 2024 at 3:26 pm

    Happy Halloween 🎃

    • Nephilium
      Nephilium on October 31, 2024 at 3:29 pm

      I was sorely tempted to buy the candy cigarettes to hand out tonight. But decided against it, as I don’t have plans to move yet.

      • Tundra
        Tundra on October 31, 2024 at 3:33 pm

        I have neighbors who would love it! Next year. Great idea Neph!

      • Muzzled Woodchipper
        Muzzled Woodchipper on October 31, 2024 at 3:37 pm

        I remember loving Halloween as a kid. But the 4 places I’ve lived since moving from home, a small condo in Miami, an apartment in KY, a smaller house in KY, and now a large house on acreage in KY, have collectively had 2 Trick or Treaters in 23 years.

      • B.P.
        B.P. on October 31, 2024 at 3:38 pm

        I hand out the bubble gum cigarettes every year. Most parents think it’s pretty funny. Also, airplane bottles for the parents.

  6. LCDR_Fish
    LCDR_Fish on October 31, 2024 at 3:27 pm

    Whatever was supposed to be under the title just gives me a little frowny face on firefox.

    • LCDR_Fish
      LCDR_Fish on October 31, 2024 at 3:35 pm

      Restarting firefox appeared to fix it.

    • Tonio
      Tonio on October 31, 2024 at 4:22 pm

      Yeah, FireFox and WordPress don’t play well together in Windows.

  7. MikeS
    MikeS on October 31, 2024 at 3:34 pm

    This?

    It’s that time of year again when we, like the networks, can run an old episode and call it a ‘Special’ and a ‘Tradition’, just like that lazy bastard Charlie Brown. Happy Halloween Glibs!

  8. The Late P Brooks
    The Late P Brooks on October 31, 2024 at 3:35 pm

    This happened yesterday

    Sanity returning to the market, maybe. I would have been sorely tempted to buy it for less than five grand if it had been local and available for inspection.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper
      Muzzled Woodchipper on October 31, 2024 at 4:26 pm

      In the secondary market I frequent, that of used synthesizer modules and sound processors, is still crazy.

      Prices are and have been coming down since the peak, but there are still far too many people who bought synths (and guitars) during Covid who feel like they have to sell close to the price point they purchased at when prices were at their peak in 2021 and 2022. I often see used modules for sale at higher prices than brand new. It’s fucking nuts.

      On the seller side, you can’t hardly give stuff away.

    • rhywun
      rhywun on October 31, 2024 at 4:20 pm

      Mental illness in action.

    • Tundra
      Tundra on October 31, 2024 at 4:20 pm

      These idiots might as well call it “The Case for Trump”

      • Tonio
        Tonio on October 31, 2024 at 4:24 pm

        “Fire a Civil Servant”

        Nothing wrong with that, although I’d rather see positions eliminated.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)
        JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa) on October 31, 2024 at 4:33 pm

        “Strike Down a Federal Agency” sounded pretty good too.

  10. The Late P Brooks
    The Late P Brooks on October 31, 2024 at 4:18 pm

    Slavery

    Kamala Harris said Thursday that Donald Trump’s comment that he would protect women whether they “like it or not” shows that the Republican presidential nominee does not understand women’s rights “to make decisions about their own lives, including their own bodies.”

    “I think it’s offensive to everybody, by the way,” Harris said before she set out to spend the day campaigning in the Western battleground states of Arizona and Nevada.

    The remarks by Trump come as he has struggled to connect with women voters and as Harris courts women in both parties with a message centered on freedom. She’s making the pitch that women should be free to make their own decisions about their bodies and that if Trump is elected, more restrictions will follow.

    Hundreds of women dying every single day, in hospital parking lots across America from withheld abortions.

    • Suthenboy
      Suthenboy on October 31, 2024 at 4:40 pm

      Incredible to me that such a bald-faced lie can be told so brazenly, shamelessly repeated by propagandists and believed by so many morons.
      We really are fucked, aren’t we?

      Trump wins, probably, but we are still stuck with the morons. They wont go away.

      “I supported Obamacare because I want everyone to have health insurance, I just didnt know I was going to have to pay for it.”

      • R.J.
        R.J. on October 31, 2024 at 5:11 pm

        We are indeed.
        So I shall have a beer, and at least watch some silly B movies for Halloween. That has not been taken from me yet.
        Happy Halloween, Suthen!

    • rhywun
      rhywun on October 31, 2024 at 4:40 pm

      Harris courts women in both parties with a message centered on freedom

      OFFS.

      • Suthenboy
        Suthenboy on October 31, 2024 at 4:42 pm

        It’s worse than that.

  11. The Other Kevin
    The Other Kevin on October 31, 2024 at 4:21 pm

    Trump files lawsuit against CBS News for interfering in election by editing Kamala Harris interview. Asking for $10 Billion because why the hell not? It would be funny if he gave it all to Alex Jones.

    https://x.com/BehizyTweets/status/1852096910796165492

    • Suthenboy
      Suthenboy on October 31, 2024 at 4:41 pm

      Technically, he is right.

    • Ted S.
      Ted S. on October 31, 2024 at 4:58 pm

      I would have said $368 billion.

      • Tundra
        Tundra on October 31, 2024 at 5:00 pm

        I would have gone for “One Gazillion Dollars” in Dr. Evil’s voice.

  12. The Late P Brooks
    The Late P Brooks on October 31, 2024 at 4:25 pm

    Harris has rallies scheduled Thursday in Phoenix, Reno, Nevada, and Las Vegas. Meanwhile, Trump is traveling to New Mexico and Virginia in the campaign’s final days, taking a risky detour from the seven battleground states to spend time in places where Republican presidential candidates have not won in decades.

    Republican voters are so dumb they’ll forget who he is.

  13. cavalier973
    cavalier973 on October 31, 2024 at 4:53 pm

    I listened to the Rogan-Trump video earlier; now I am listening to the Rogan-Vance interview.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered
      KK, Plump & Unfiltered on October 31, 2024 at 4:55 pm

      I love that she said “shit”, “fuck”, and flipped the bird in the first 10 minutes

      • Tundra
        Tundra on October 31, 2024 at 4:58 pm

        It gets even better. Wait until he starts talking about the Russians and Joe’s mike cuts out 🙂

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)
        JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa) on October 31, 2024 at 4:58 pm

        Is he weird like they all say he is?

      • Tundra
        Tundra on October 31, 2024 at 4:59 pm

        JR, if weird means extremely knowledgeable, well-spoken and funny as hell, than yes.

        This is like a couple dudes at the bar.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered
        KK, Plump & Unfiltered on October 31, 2024 at 5:00 pm

        In today’s society a normal married guy with a family is weird

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)
        JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa) on October 31, 2024 at 5:26 pm

        “if weird means extremely knowledgeable, well-spoken and funny as hell, than yes.”

        For a politician that is weird.

  14. Tres Cool
    Tres Cool on October 31, 2024 at 5:15 pm

    I escaped NY and made it back to the (216).

    Mandatory Halloween music.

      • Tundra
        Tundra on October 31, 2024 at 5:33 pm

        No step on snek

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered
      KK, Plump & Unfiltered on October 31, 2024 at 6:14 pm

      Shawn Willsey is awesome. His drone flights are great

  17. R.J.
    R.J. on October 31, 2024 at 5:55 pm

    Young Frankenstein is on the Movies! Channel right now.

  18. Gustave Lytton
    Gustave Lytton on October 31, 2024 at 5:57 pm

    Listening to JD. He’s going after the rhywun vote.

    • Timeloose
      Timeloose on October 31, 2024 at 6:58 pm

      Nice DoWop sounds from the 50’s.

  22. R.J.
    R.J. on October 31, 2024 at 6:50 pm

    Before the hour ends, some Butthole Surfers.