We’re entering this disturbing hellscape where Donald Trump is the Antichrist.
This is my review of the complete insanity coming from both the right, and the left on Trump ushering us into the the end of days!
Wait, what am I doing? Sorry about that. You’re here for beer and its now October. Here’s this year’s slate of Oktoberfest!
Fate Brewery Fatoeberfest: 2.8/5
I expected bette from these guys, to be honest. They do lager with a pretty high degree of competency but there was something a bit missing from their offering this year. Nothing go dissuade me from buying a 4-pack again lets say, this afternoon, and proceeding to drown myself in it, but its not quite there. Flawed but still solid.
Wren House Brewing Festbier: 1.9/5
For fuck sake, why? Amidst everything around me that is sold as real but is clearly fake, why fake this? Fake watches, designer jeans, fake porn, fake music, hell the ChiComs are even making fake Cybertrucks.
Of all the things you plan on faking, why pick the subtle skunkiness you might find in other Festbier? You know what I am talking about, particularly from the German brands the store had leftover from last year. That is not why people drink this, nobody likes skunky beer. When pressed it was suggested to me this is a leftover until I showed the canning date of 7/23/24. Nope, its fake.
Half Acre Brewing Lager Town Oktoberfest 2.1/5
I have got to stop giving these guys a chance. Quit faking it, Chicago!
Founder’s Ultimate Oktoberfest 1.5/5
You might be thinking I saved the best for last. Sorry Vanessa Williams, but I’m not sorry.
You are wrong. Very wrong. Sit there and rest upon your wrong throne of willful wrongfulness, and wallow in your self-wrongness. Because this is wrong. This is proof we are living among demons that wish to spread fear, cruelty, and hate across the Earth—in that order.
Actually it wouldn’t be too bad had they not attempted to call it Oktoberfest. It is a bit much, but they’d more likely get away with “Barrel Aged Amber Lager”. This style just needs to be made correctly to be loved.
They’d been told they had “authority” to establish God’s Kingdom, and reminded of their reward in Heaven. Now they listened as an evangelist named Mario Murillo told them exactly what was expected of Christians like them.
Seems like everyone wants to immanentize the eschaton these days. Same as it ever was.
KITT and a Ceylon have a love child.
*Cylon
That’s really unfair to the Cylons
/BSG reboot fan and future husband of Tricia Helfer
My former hairstylist looked like a combination of Tricia Helfer and Jessica Alba. She married some DC political insider dude and he fucked her assistant and filmed it.
Wut? Names, a link, or more information please.
https://ibb.co/zbRsMbB
TO be fair, Kitt and Sri Lanka could have a love child.
That’s weak tea.
Is that dog wearing a Mae West?
What dog?
I didn’t think Founders could make a bad beer. I learned something new today.
#metoo
Its not that its bad…its not Oktoberfest.
MS. You gave it 1.5 stars. Is there a secret calculation that means it isn’t that bad?
Whoops. Misread your comment. Nevermind.
So its like the judging at a dog show – the dogs/beer are scored based on their breed standards, not against each other.
With China producing more electric cars than anyone else, what’s the over/under on when learn about the environmental problems from scrapped cars?
It’s already known. But nobody puts it on major news programs.
Fair enough. How long until PBS, or one of the usual suspects, covers it with bewilderment even though it’s obvious to most people?
That would be never.
TBF…I don’t know that any of them have actually been approved for domestic sales based on safety features (or the lack thereof).
covers it with bewilderment
Long after it is common knowledge, and then with the slant that this was all the fault of the manufacturers and had nothing to do with the inherent design.
Just making them is an environmental disaster. I hadn’t thought of disposing of them.
Yeah, the left will hold on to this fantasy like grim death. They kind of have to.
We’ve had the videos (ADV China, etc) showing fields of “new” electric cars. “bought” to pump the numbers that China brags about to the world, then left to rust – just like their e-bikes, motorcycles, bicycles, etc.
I mean…you’d assume they’d immediately scrap them and recycle the valuable materials – even the entire battery – but I don’t think there’s been any sign of that to date. Although if they were reusing batteries multiple times in multiple vehicles, that might be a good explanation for the random explosions too.
When its on fire after being T-Boned making an unprotected left turn.
Polestar and Lotus build their EVs there.
Tesla builds its Asian and European versions there.
I believe some other Euro manufacturers build their EVs there.
I’d bet BYD could build a certifiable one as they have them for Europe.
Trump campaign spokeswoman Caroline Sunshine said Tuesday on Fox News that Trump survived thanks to “divine intervention” and, after calling the left “godless,” added, “It’s important to remember that good does defeat evil.”
Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.
Dr McCoy correctly stated that good can defeat evil, but only if good is very, very careful. Which Trump is not.
Or if the good is very lucky which Trump seems to be. If luck’s actually a thing the Orange One must’ve been born with a horseshoe up his ass so maybe he’ll fall bass ackwards into coming out on top.
His campaign sure seems to be missing some easy wins. Botched disaster response, anyone? FEMA spent all its money on illegals on the first day of the fiscal year?
Divine intervention? Luck? Who can say?
I can’t wait for the big Israel peace conference in Megiddo.
Who doesn’t love Oktoberfest?
Teufelsrad!
Teufelsrad!
How did you know this exists?
Not sure, Brooks’ pic made it rattle free from some corner of my subconscious. Before I forget again, I’m adding it to my “things to see” list for if/when I ever make it to Oktoberfest.
Monsters. Only monsters wouldn’t love that.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2024/10/the-week-in-pictures-walz-plant-edition.php
A bunch of good ones in there. I submit one for next week
The Karen and Cat meme was awesome
Some good ones – love the Milei one
I am not sure how long this has been true or to what degree in the past but it seems clearly the extent now and during Obama’s tenure is 100%
The ruling class cares not one whit about the American citizenry, their interests, the interests of the country or for that matter, anyone else.
They get elected and belly up to the trough. They hire and award contracts to their friends, family and acolytes. They launder money through fake bullshit wars and government programs in amounts unseen in the history of the world. They do this fairly openly and with malice. They despise this country, our constitution and the ideals it is based on. They aid our enemies and maliciously do everything they can to erase our culture.
Dont like where this line of thinking leads? Sorry ’bout that, I didnt pull it out of my ass, I am just pointing it out.
Trump’s popularity comes from the hope that he may not be 100% of that ilk and will govern with some degree of our interest in mind.
They’re basiclly a mafia extortion gang at this point although a lot of the actual mafia guys actually seem to be patriots.
Bingo. That is the difference between them and the other organized crime gangs…those gangs, most of them, would actually defend the country if it came right down to it.
Why wouldn’t parasites want their host to thrive? As Lord of the manor, the more prosperous and happy my serfs are, the more loot for me.
Because they aren’t exactly long term thinkers. Looters rarely are.
Because we can be replaced by another host.
Oktoberfest scheissbier, nicht danke.
Ja, Märzen ist auch nicht mein Lieblingsstil.
Spooky Sounds For The Socially Anxious
Track 3 will surprise you!
That is priceless, thank you!
Alright if you excuse me, I will be spending the next 8 hours watching my son play a double header. I will think of you all fondly.
Enjoy!
I am painting old white trim with new white paint. All day.
I’ll be cutting wood with a laser. No euphemism!
So, 55 years ago today, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus” first aired on the BBC. For those who enjoy cheese shops without cheese, bookstores without books, secret investigations by the British Dental Association, bureaucracies of silly-walk regulators, surprise visits by the Spanish Inquisition, Norwegian Blue parrots (lovely plumage), and Australian drinking songs about famous philosophers, this is a day to commemorate. But if you’d like to argue about this, you’ll have to pay.
But I don’t like Spam!!!!
Pining for the fjords?
What if I have a pointed stick?
That’s not an argument.
Yes it is!
https://www.the-sun.com/motors/12610011/boy-arrested-driving-stolen-car-croweded-playground/
10 years old. 😲
FEMA spent all its money on illegals on the first day of the fiscal year?
Listen, you. That is a baseless allegation completely unsupported by the facts.
I will be spending the next 8 hours watching my son play a double header.
I wonder if the temperature has fallen out of the triple digits.