Cryptids or common voters, where you live?
STEVE SMITH ANXIOUS. HIM WONDER CASCADIA GET VOTE FREE TONIGHT! HIM READY CHALLENGE VOTE. HIM PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER. BY CHALLENGE VOTE, MEAN…
SEA SMITH SAY IT NO HE FAULT! HE NO THERE, HE GO VOTE. IT NOT WORK GOOD. HE SCARE ALL HOOMANS OUT OF BUILDING. NO FAIR!
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR ZED FOR YOUR LEADER. HE WILL CONTINUE THE CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH!
ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.
Where is Bigfoot and why no he come…and by cum, I mean come
Interesting to see that most of the VA house races – the blue ones up north seem to have higher % reported so far…guess we’ll see if there are any late dumps.
https://www.foxnews.com/elections/2024/general-results/state/virginia
Is STEVE SMITH going to implement a POLE TAX?
ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. MAKE SURE YOU VOTE FOR ZED FOR YOUR LEADER. HE WILL CONTINUE THE CLEANSING OF THE FILTH OF BRUTALS WHO PLAGUE THE EARTH!
And the gift of the gun too right?
My worst fear did not come to pass. I was semi-terrified that the Deep State would decide that the way to nail down the election would be to have a MAGA guy assassinate Kamala.
Sure, Kamala wouldn’t be president, but King Walz would be. That would be worse.
They are building some sort of platform at the White House.
Wild ass speculation was that they were going to install Kamala early to replace Biden
At one point I guessed that, if Trump won, Biden would step down early so Kamala could have her spot in the history books, but now I’m pretty sure Biden hates her guts and is going to claim he would have won and spend the last months of his presidency rubbing that shit in her face.
By the by, NRO was giving at least 52 senate seats to the elephants in their podcast yesterday. Dan McLaughlin was leaning up to 54 – but then he couldn’t remember which was the 54th.
Florida has 79% reporting 8 minutes after the polls close. The 3rd largest state in the country.
Pennsylvania… 3%
8:15
100% of the Florida result is in.
Sorry. Website glitch.
88.4%
8:18. Pennsylvania
7.2 %
Really?
In contrast, NY Times provides this useful info:
Arizona: First results are expected around 10 p.m. Eastern time. Most voters cast ballots by mail, and counting typically takes days. Officials in Maricopa County said full tabulation could take 10 to 13 days.
Perfect system for cheating.
Yup. Wait till the tallies are in, then figure out how many votes you need.
I remember when retirees with pencils got it done by dinner time.
Fox News called some states for Harris with 0% reporting. Like IL and CT. Not REALLY a surprise, but come on. At least act like you’re going to make it connected to some data.
Bret Baier wants to go to bed early again.
Fuck Fox News.
The interwebz and social media is where it’s at, Jack. Fox News friggin blows.
Social media blows, present company excluded.
I’ll flip between the Sabres and Fawx news but no way I’m watching intertube videos.
PS. agree with earlier thoughts about modern televisions and hawkey. It’s real nice to be able to follow the puck now.
In the olde days I could barely follow the game (and mostly didn’t watch because of that).
Get in, losers
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09
We have a rare trials & trippelations sighting in here
Lively drunk crowd in here
I truly would like to think of Marc Elias in litigation against STEVE SMITH…
Ealy warning
Ohio showing “leans blue”
Isnt that where they dumped a few hundred thousand illegals?
AP is showing the bulk of OH leaning red for House. Blue areas are clearly the cities. If the cities are reporting early, the leans blue on the president map doesn’t mean anything.
AP now showing OH leaning red on the Presidents race.
I’m seeing a lot of cities reporting early, which is the opposite of every other election I have paid half-attention to before.
Abandon Harris and regroup for 2026?
That’s already gone the other way.
At this moment in time I am seeing Trump 105, Harris 72. The R’s are comfortably ahead in both house and senate. The R’s must be ecstatic . They may have another record breaking opportunity to drop the ball.
Where is my goddamned Obamacare repeal?
Repealing Obamacare wouldn’t make anything better in terms of our healthcare system. All that would happen is the toothless mandate wouldn’t even be able to gum you.
Now T 111 , H 72
This is historical.
And sad
Hysterical.
The newer spell check is killing me
Who is the fucking lurker?
I like it.
“Who is the fucking lurker?” I’m guessing it could be morganisawizard.
https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-confused-by-process-where-she-needs-to-get-votes-to-be-selected
LOL
My wife laughed when I showed her.
VA is actually looking really tight with a lot of blue supposedly already reported (other than some “cities” up in NOVA). Guess we’ll see about surprises.
There’s 150,000 blue votes yet from their most populous county and this exact thing happened in 2020.
Don’t get too excited yet.
180,000 if it needs to be…..
Yup. Virginia going blue I think. Not enough of a lead for Trump.
Florida up at 93% in
VIRGINIA at 42%
FL 22+ million
Virginia < 9 million
According to current results, Harris leads in Loudoun by 36K and in Prince William by 35K. In 2020 Biden carried those by 66K and 61K respectively.
Hopefully it will be like 2021 when NoVa told McCunteface that they could not fix it for him.
So has NoVA been counted or not?
No. In fact most places are now calling Virginia for Kamala
An early call smells fishy.
They are holding out enough in case the rural/red areas get too uppity.
Fox is at least being careful but there aren’t enough trump votes for VA I don’t think.
so far no surprises.
Looks like they may need to start cracking out those stored votes.
As of 9:43 with 63% count, Trump is ahead 47K votes in VA.
It’s still in play.
I posted about this on ded thread – but wordpress is completely borked on firefox all of a sudden. Seems to be normal here, but on my normal view – as of the 8 PM update – whenever I open page, I only see any new posts – I see a total post count and any posts since the last refresh but nothing else. Really weird. Even happened to previous threads.
I don’t know what to say, I’m getting normal behavior (firefox 127 on Windows 10)
Not happening to me. (Firefox v 132 on Linux)
Nerd
131.0.3 (64-bit) here on Windows, works fine for me.
When you’re talking about “my normal view”, are you referring to the main page? Any scripts blocked through extensions? Any extensions installed? Does it happen in a Private Window?
Cold starting a Rolls-Royce Phantom 1
This is going to come in handy.
News you can use, baby!!!!
Rubin is worth watching for the chyrons.
Link?
Sex Symbol Gad Saad
Bret Weinstein: Eric Weinstein’s Brother
Breaking news! The LP found someone less compelling that Jorgenson or Johnson.
Last time I looked Oliver was down 50k to Jill Stein.
*adjusts tinfoil chapeau*
A deliberate misdirection to throw right wing Libertarians into Trump’s arms (that largely worked it seems).
Being the number 3 party was just too demanding.
I always found it telling that people would say “I understand the assignment,” especially in light of this quip.
Same people, for the most part.
Pennsylvania still only 13% in.
GOP counties: if you report anything before Philly area reports, you are idiots.
All of the liberal northeastern states being called…. with only 3 to 4% of the vote in.
How is it that slow to count votes?
Florida is closing in on having counted 11 million votes.
Yeah it’s kinda interesting how Florida really nailed down their election laws and now it’s solidly red.
Nailed down = vOtEr sUpPrEsSiOn
/the left
rhywun:
It’s racist to require an ID or proof of citizenship to vote, it’s also necessary to ban shirts and hats with wrongthink from polling places because people might have their vote influenced.
HAIL ZARDOZ.
I’ve got some brutals here in meat space that need to be fucking cleansed.
Where’s Ron? I’m failing at the stoic thingy again.
Trump wins Ohio.
You’re welcome! 😁
REDheads unite!
Dyslexics untie!
Looks like Travis Corcoran got re-elected to NH house – shifted from floating district 40 to Hillsborough District 28.
Massie was the first house seat called – unopposed
He had a great tweet. Said “it looks like i won, since I’m running unopposed and I just voted for myself…”
Well, it’s neck and chicken neck for pres. in VA right now.
Weird that Senate is a little lower – maybe because Kaine just has more name recognition than Cao.
Me from a bit ago:
Rebel Scum on November 5, 2024 at 6:37 pm
Forgot to mention…Clearly I voted for OMB and the Hillbilly, the Chinaman* (ok, ok he’s Vietnamese…) and some no name that has no chance in my House district.
*He was Cao-ing down on the polling gap recently, but Kaine the Kunte is probably too entrenched to be unseated.
Kaine has the establishment/deep state backing.
I’m not surprised Trump won the Puerto Rican vote in Florida. Word salad doesn’t translate into Spanish.
Oh, and Milwaukee had a problem with tabulation machines not being properly sealed…. so they are going to reset and start over, delaying the reporting of Milwaukee until Wednesday.
Let’s see…. Milwaukee, Atlanta….
Charlotte very slow.
Hmmm…. no problems in Miami (which is a basketball case compared to those cities). Or NYC.
Somehow swing states blue strongholds just have bad luck and get delayed…. every time
*whispers*
It’s by design.
I don’t know the in and outs of federal electoral laws but if the GOP wins big in the House and Senate, the first thing they should do is make Election Day a national holiday and absolutely dissuade early voting unless you are living or going to be abroad. The idea that our elections especially in swing states are this disorganized is a gotdamn disgrace and most likely by design.
Endorsed!
Federalism is a good thing – for states rights – but you need some standardization for common sense.
No exceptions, no for expats or military.
Yeah, that’s a good idea.
In good news, it looks like Issue 1 is going to fail. In bad news, it looks like 55 is going to pass.
Disenfranchising military serving overseas isn’t a good idea.
No military seems grossly immoral.
Milwaukee having shenanigans.
My current fantasy is to see NY (called super-early for Harris) flip as the night goes on.
I really want to see NY flip.
I’ll settle for Prop 1 going down in flames, but the best of all worlds would be a legislature that dismantles the downstate fraud machine.
I’m aiming high for VA but y’all are reaching for the stars there. That said, I agree that it would be awesome.
It’ll flip a la Guam with too many people on it before it flips politically.
Ukraine called for Harria
Hahahahaha!
Likewise for this carpetbagging cunte.
Remember folks…any numbers from a news agency are projected and speculation…
Harris looks way ahead in PA.
Will be interesting.. Here is the SOS site for PA.
https://www.electionreturns.pa.gov/General/VoteByMethod?officeId=1&districtId=1&ElectionID=105&ElectionType=G&IsActive=1&isRetention=0
Repubs have been claiming for the past week they were ahead in mail-in votes….
Where’s the % counted value on that page?
Up by 200k votes with 27% reporting
Last go-around, they waited until all the election day votes were counted to begin the mail in ballots.
Trump only has a 200,000 vote lead in Georgia, with Atlanta holding back.
Printing press goes brrrrrr….
Watching Tucker stream from Mar-a-lago. They’re only occasionally mentioning vote counts, but he’s talking to some interesting folks – since I started watching, Vivek, Don Jr., and now Nigel Farage.
Is that on X?
YouTube. Now talking to Dana White.
Whenever I see that name I keep getting confused with Vana White.
Thanks 🙂
Wife is watching NBC. They seem oddly calm and collected about the results. Have used the phrase “threat to democracy” several times… but seem unconcerned about how trump is doing.
I wonder if they know something I don’t know?
Dont look way into it.
Most of the stations are ok just for reporting results. Nothing much they can do now.
Also nothing so far happening different than 2020.
They try to create a buzz of inevitability to supress the west coast vote
I remember in 2000 they called florida for Gore and said Georgia was too close to call.
Georgia went 60-40 for Bush, and we all know about Florida.
But they went on national TV and said this basically made a Bush win impossible, driving down the west coast republican vote. (This was 7 pm eastern, before the polls in Florida even closed. Some west coast polls had 5 hours left)
You’re harshing my buzz, pickle.
Well remember these states Trump lost by tiny margins so we might not know for awhile.
They put up the margins over time from 2020… and … yup everything looking very similar so far but it’s hard to drill down and really see.
Idk. ABC called PA last week during a race.
Trust NYT….didn’t their IT crowd vote to strike?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/11/05/us/elections/results-president-forecast-needle.html
Unless they shut off the computers on their way out, you have a few days before the wheels come off.
Interesting. I wonder what the model is.
Check out Jill Biden’s outfit today. Wow they hate Kamala.
https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1853922302989361167
Tbf she considers Kamala to be “the help”…
Oof
Red doesn’t equal MAGA.
Tell that to Juicy Smolliette
She wrote in Mao?
In fact they used to switch the party’s colors every election until the 80s.
I doubt she voted for Trump.
RCP has CT at 4% and DC at 0%. What the everliving fuck?
Its projected…its speculation. What does their Secretary of State say?
DC polls are not closed.
Why?
Dunno.
Do they even have an electoral vote? Or is this just for their local officials and non-voting rep in the House?
23rd amendment says they get treated like a state for presidential vote.
So they get 3 electoral votes.
That is two too many! They don’t have Senators.
Wonder who is going to win DC.
nailbiter.
DC gets 3 per the 23rd Amendment.
That is two too many! They don’t have Senators.
They also want those and a rep.
You know what would amuse me to no end – if they put all this effort into delaying PA and the state ends up irrelevant to the victory totals.
That would be awesome.
if Trump gets Michigan or Wisconsin doesn’t need it.
I’m holding out for Trump loses the election but wins the popular vote. All of the advanced thinkers completely reverse course and abandon their “principles”, explaining how the electoral college saved democracy. Throw in the GOP taking the Senate and things get really fun. Oceans of blather from the pundits, pollsters switch to selling real estate.
I’m not holding out hope for that because that complete reversal of taking points has happened about everything for my entire life. I am bored of it.
No.
That would be epic…
Except they would take out all free speech. So pyrric victory at best…
Howdy
Tomorrow is the beer fling, part of San Diego Beer week.
20 breweries and as many ice chests of their finest. Beer on the 7th 11th and 14th hole, a splendid time is guaranteed for all.
Lunch at 40th St. Breweries, life is still good
Hit up Half Door if you haven’t yet.
Trump won NC.
The “suppress the vote with a hurricane” ploy didn’t work.
Welp. I really thought my hurricane machine was gonna do the trick there.
It’s nothing to HAARP on.
Darth Cheney is weakening.
I don’t see anyone calling NC yet.
I did. I was going to give the link, but it has been pushed off the bottom of the site I was following updates on
Breitbart reports DDHQ called NC for Trump No legacy networks tho
Lots of big blue counties in NC with only 30% of votes counted. but I’m no expert.
270towin has.
Trump by a quarter million in NC with 3/4 of the vote in.
Looking likely
I’d love to see Mark Robinson as NC Governor, but I doubt it’ll happen.
Too many fumbles by that guy I think.
So: Hunter Biden pardoned tomorrow morning or do you think Jill strings him along for a couple months out of spite?
WMUR called the NH governor race for Kelly Ayotte.
No real dog in that fight, but good – the Craig ads just would not stop.
” pointing to neighboring Massachusetts, where Democrats control the state government and dominate the congressional delegation, Ayotte made her slogan “Don’t Mass UP NH” her campaign’s rallying cry.’
She’s not wrong.
Craig campaigning with Maura Healey only sells well in certain segments.
270towin has Manchester at 71% reported with Ayotte ahead of Craig, which is not at all surprising given that Craig’s handpicked successor lost the Manchester mayoral race.
AP says GOP has picked up 2 House seats.
I thought the sentiment was they were losingl the house. Interesting.
I’m almost more wanting that + the House to at least get a split if the sacks of ballots put First of Her Name on top.
Watching MSNBC and looking at the NYT website. The NYT projections are getting better for Trump.
Looked about the same at this time in 2020 though so I’m cautious.
I’ll feel more confident when the MSDNC talking heads start crying.
If that happens I’m switching over.
The Young Turks in 2016 was a classic.
I don’t look directly upon them, but I am getting secondhand reports of despair.
I know that’s very poor evidence.
Absolutely. That is a must see live moment.
Maddow is actually Medusa?
She doesn’t turn any of my parts to stone.
What the hell is wrong with you? lol
Fubo.tv doesn’t have CNN. Buy I just realized I can watch CNN on Max.
NYT: Trump’s chance of victory is 82%.
How is the LP doing? Bad enough to get a better draft pick next election?
PA showing as “leans republican” with 50% in.
Shenanigans have not yet begun. But….
If this continues, it may not be such a long night after all.
Trump was leading PA until 8pm on Wednesday in 2020.
Fox was saying earlier that Harris needed to get 700k votes from Philly to win PA. That’d be 100k more than Biden, roughly.
Trump team is fighting to keep them counting tonight in PA.
Uh… Was Wisconsin supposedly a swing state?
Uh are you sure that’s correct?
I have no idea
Because i am just watching the tv and they’re only showing like 25% counted
That was an error it turns out.
Trump by 10k with just shy of half the vote
NYT says 49% counted.
I don’t trust them, but it’s the first additional data point I’ve found
Been acknowledged as a mistake.
That woulda basically been the election.
Oh well.
Virginia, Biden by 15k with 2/3 of vote in
Harris. Whatever.
Has Fox called AZ yet? If not..they are late
It’s funny people are still mad at that though because actually their math was correct.
Politico has an interactive vote map
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/11/05/2024-election-results-live-coverage-updates-analysis/jordan-detractors-reelected-00187602
But it’s also politico.
Yes. Regardless they have excellent maps each election.
NYT predictor has Trump at 82% chance of victory.
Isnt this the model they were using that said Hillary was a lock?
Are they punking me?
FWIW, NYT predicts Trump takes electoral and popular vote now.