The Stillers beat the Ravens (as usual). The Niners lost another tough one. The Lions are a steamroller. The Vikings got a nice win. And the Bungles made it interesting before inevitably folding. Lots of good, old-fashioned fun yesterday in the league. Across the pond ridiculousness is the rule of the day. And F1 is headed back to Vegas this coming weekend. But of course the race isn’t for American eyes, unless you want to be up all freaking night. And that’s it for sports.
This is a home run. Cue the Project 2025 cries from the left. Never mind the fact that the dude has been an FCC commissioner for 7 years already.
Well…good. The government doesn’t need to be picking winners and losers. But of they wanted to give everybody who bought any car at all the credit, I’d be for it.
“It’s donor money. Who gives a shit?” The profligacy of this campaign should be studied for years. But I suspect they’ll just dupe people into giving even more next time around.
Frontier needs to start beefing up security. Those customers who made Spirit flights so eventful will be looking for a new home in the skies.
He’s kind of got a point here. Although I think he should just mock her and move on. The humiliation alone has caused her to retire. Let that be her legacy.
These dummies have no sense of humor whatsoever. And they’ll never realize that’s part of the reason Trump won twice.
“Only our side should be able to do this!” Methinks these people should have thought twice before themselves engaging in such actions. But now they might have to learn the hard way.
When in doubt, double down. ::sigh:: They’ll never learn.
This is gross. Not surprising at all, but still gross.
Wait, these people are surprised the state screwed them over? But that’s what governments do. And always have done.
Good for this guy. Keep killing Chevron, please. Its death by a thousand cuts has been fun to watch so far.
I haven’t played these guys in forever. So I know that will make some of you happy. They were pretty solid. Enjoy the tracks.
And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.
“Harris paid Oprah $1 million.”
Oprah: “That’s a lie! It was $2.5 million! Get it right!”
No. She didn’t get any money, it just went to her production company, which I’m sure she doesn’t profit from at all.
Nobody ever pays attention to Harpo when it comes to Marxists.
SDF-7:
No Duck Soup for you!
Horsefeathers to the both of you, I say!
She spent that money at a night at the opera.
She didn’t just fall from the cocoanut tree.
Ya’ll are gonna spend all day racing around this?
Her statement that it covered lights, sets, and production costs is laughable. First, it’s Oprah, not Iron Maiden or Kiss. Second, I’m pretty sure they already had the chairs, lights, sound system and other things rented and just paid her to show up. She wasn’t the only celeb to show up and endorse her. Third, if the endorsement would prevent the end of democracy, why aren’t you donating the time and materials?
One of my greatest hopes for the outcome of all this Harris kween Booolshit is that Orca herself takes a giant fall in the ratings.
Come at the king, and you best not miss.
Oprah was not the only “entertainer” that took loads of cash to then tell the public to vote for her…
I would surmise that sort of shit would be illegal if you didn’t disclose that connection, but team blue is above the law it seems.
Matt Gaetz on Biden trying to do the WW3:
”I think that the reason we are as involved in Ukraine as we are is because Afghanistan wound down. If we still had Afghanistan to launder money through, there probably wouldn’t be the need for this type of excessive involvement in Ukraine. But I think we can look at Afghanistan and we can look at what’s going on here and say, what a lot of these defense contractors are pushing toward is how to have an extended kind of low yield war.
Like if there’s a way to stretch this thing out, turn it into a 20, 30 year kind of thing where there’s a whole lot of money moving around and unaccountable pots and a lot of weapons getting bought and then all man the stockpiles well we got to spend more money to reload those.”
https://x.com/WallStreetApes/status/1858268817874735264
Wow, there is a guy who Gaetz it. Is there hope for getting rid of these endless fake wars? I just became a huge fan of the guy.
Talking point: the GOP doesn’t oppose Gaetz because of corruption and controversy on Gaetz’s part, but because he threatens to end their money laundering operation.
Yeah, the corruption and controversy exist for a reason.
If we hit Moscow hard enough, the wars won’t be fake any longer.
If we don’t fight the corruption in Russia, we could end up having to fight it here!
An entire team of Ben Stillers… that’s an interesting image. And they won! (I guess anger helps….)
Morning, all. Morning, Sloopy — I can’t blame F1 for doing a night race in Vegas… it is Vegas after all, and they love showing off the strip lighting and hiding the hookers and everything.
A night race would be great. A midnight race sucks.
This time of year – seems it would work pretty well.
Here in Norfolk, it’s sunset before 5 PM, but it’s still around 60 degrees. Great clear weather for a night race from 7-10 or something.
/slaps a stack of “business cards” into his hand and pushes one into your hand
Hey the porn slappers have all but disappeared!
OBE:
The site has long gone dormant and dead (but appears to have potentially migrated to Facebook), but there was an old gaming webzine called Critical Miss. They created a Pokeman style card game using the UK version of the porn cards. From memory, digit x was strength, digit y was defense, and digit z was power.
There are times I lament the ephemeral nature of the old internet… and many times I’m quite glad that the evidence is likely gone.
“John uses Penicillin…
Escort uses Resistant Bug — Penicillin is not very effective!”
So, 419 million people are like a bear in the woods.
I’m guessing most of those would prefer a nice, clean and maintained facility (who wouldn’t?) but for reasons known only to their corrupt government(s) the peasants live a 18th century lifestyle.
Wait… I thought it was Popes in the woods.
You mean bears aren’t Catholics?
Is the Pope a Cadillac?
I read something to the effect that, in India there are more cell phones than toilets. Now, I think that speaks volumes to the importance of western values about what crap is good, and what crap isn’t.
Yep. Humanity is still a troop of monkeys shitting the place up.
Toilets are a cultural thing.
Friend of mine worked in Iran. His company put in a bathroom for the workers. They would not sit on the toilet so they stood over it instead. Someone missed. The next guy didnt want to stand over the shit so he just moved over. Next guy the same. The same day the toilet was put in there was a trail of shit leading from the toilet outside into the ditch where they used to shit anyway.
“They would not sit on the toilet so they stood over it instead”
Same-same in VN Montanard villages..
https://preview.redd.it/dnw16ueyrxj11.jpg?width=960&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cf02ea5a61e89dc148f4086ff06dd4e8b8326619
When life has been about shitting in a bucket or hole, then shitting in a bucket or hole is hard to give up…
I experienced the same.
This is gross
And there’s the bright red end of Hispaniola, home of cholera.
I think Hispaniola is one of the places were you get cholera just by looking at it on a map.
Complete with struggle sessions because of course.
How about, “This is bullshit, why is he being punished?”
Anyway, fuck Tottenham.
Anyway, fuck Tottenham.
If you’re going to be charged with racism you should also bite people too.
This stupid shit just encourages more “kneeling” and endless cries of END HATE! that infects the game in that lousy place.
Also… imagine your job is trawling social media looking for rAcIsM.
Across the pond ridiculousness is the rule of the day
God Bless America!
Oh for fuck’s sake. These “journalists” are shameless.
No one ever reads what Thomas Jefferson had to say about the press in his day, so, yeah, nothing’s changed.
“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
“Why did we lose? ”
We may never know.
“Clearly voters need MORE of what we’ve been telling them!”
I’m not buying that Tesla is profiting from EVs. Or… if it is, it won’t last long since we already see the market is saturated.
But by all means, the left, please keep advocating for tax breaks for the rich (your base).
I just read an article this morning from MSN regarding EVs. Can’t recall the actual publication but the bottom line is, people aren’t buying EVs because there are not any good EVs that have a 3rd row seat.
SUVs like the VW ID.BUZZ are going to fix that problem and demand for EVs will skyrocket.
3rd row seat? Like for large families (that aren’t socially or environmentally conscious/sustainable)?
#Do you even HEAR yourself?
If you’re into peace, love and happiness here ya go
https://www.vw.com/en/models/id-buzz.html
LMAO
Kia EV9, Hyundai Ioniq 7, Tesla Y (most popular Tesla by sales), or if money is no object there are offerings from Mercedes, Rivian, and the Tesla X.
EV’s are not profitable and never will be.
“We have a genius idea for a money sink. We will give you money to drive this ridiculously inefficient car.”
I cant say it enough. Dumbest idea since the square wheel.
Someone tell Canada.
Can’t remember who, maybe you rhywun, but the comment that Tesla isn’t a vehicle company, but rather a battery company makes the most sense.
Not me. I haven’t given them that much thought.
May have been me but I was just parroting someone else: Tesla is not a car company but a tech company.
https://nypost.com/2024/11/18/us-news/joe-scarborough-mika-brzezinski-visited-trump-at-mar-a-lago-to-restart-communications/
He should have had the gate guard tell them to fuck off.
How quickly they turn. I’m sure ratings/management had nothing to do with the kiss-up.
They know Trump can’t say no to somebody sucking up to him. Of course he was gonna take the meeting.
It’s probably his greatest flaw.
You don’t even have to stroke his ego, just a little tickle will get you in the door.
Tundra:
My worst fear is that the Dems will figure this out. If they kiss his ass enough, he will give them whatever they want. Especially on subjects that Trump doesn’t care about personnaly. Like gun control.
Pope, I don’t think you need worry. Pelosi is out of the Dem leadership and she knew how to play Trump.
My worst fear is that the Dems will figure this out. If they kiss his ass enough, he will give them whatever they want.
The Dems could have done this in 2016, but they chose to go completely ape shit instead. I expect more ape-shittery this time around, given the reactions to T-dog’s cabinet picks. Worst case, we’ll have to hope that those same picks moderate Trump’s worst wheeler-dealer instincts.
Meh, it’s all political theater and all three of them know it. I doubt any of them take it personally or seriously.
“All the world is a stage…”
Athletes doing Trump victory dances instead of kneeling during the anthem, now this?
Oh boy…
https://x.com/ing2firebrand/status/1858519446907707509?s=46&t=A06oloe1Jyy9EG2F8MX6aw
People aren’t sure if it’s real or fake. And I don’t have an account on that platform.
Date this evening with a Proggie lawyer who was astonished and horrified that I thought Gorsuch was the best SCJ of my lifetime.
So my questions to her tonight will be about defending Chevron deference.
She’s not going to show you any deference.
She might be hoping he’ll come to order properly, though.
As long as she shows me her tits.
Turning into QMWC?
We’re not even doing euphemisms anymore, are we?
“…best SCJ of my lifetime…”
That is a pretty low bar.
She ain’t gonna show you her briefs on the first date. Best you’ll get is friend of the court.
The Chevron defense? That will be a gas.
“Rodrigo Bentancur banned 7 games for offensive Son Heung-Min remark”
So every high school kid gets banned from school? I would not be surprised if Heung-Min and friends don’t say the same thing.
At least no one said “And he plays like a girl”, that would require a lifetime suspension
The perpetually offended had to reach for that – a remark from a Uruguayan media appearance? Earth-shattering news indeed.
Wait… “They all look the same” was the offensive comment?
I remember several black coworkers who wondered how us whities could tell that someone was Irish, German, etc. by looking at them.
As a little kid I couldn’t understand how my Mom would know nationalities by looking at names. Now I get it but names/nationalities have mostly disappeared in modern America.
It’s funny, I can tell Asian groups apart with ease, but I have never thought about Euro groups, let along south of the border.
I would not be surprised if Heung-Min and friends don’t say the same thing.
This. Son is not a humorless cunt, so I can see him saying “oh, so we all look the same?” in a teasing locker room situation. My God.
As part of the decision, he also has to attend face-to-face education sessions which have to be completed by March 2025.
This is the worst part though. Just suspend me 7 games!
Face to face sessions? Are they going to have him meet a different person for each session and to pass he has to identify them?
lol One of those idiots gets it.
Well, bye.
Door’s to your left…
Not discussed: Why people might hold the DOJ in contempt.
This.
To make a list of people to be fired simply look and see who is screaming the loudest. They know fucking well what they have done and are doing. Threaten to clean the place up and the cockroaches start complaining.
Not up for discussion. They are the glorious bureaucrats doing battle to save us from all the evils that assail our fragile little minds! How dumb are you to not understand that?
Because they are Nazis and domestic terrorists, unwilling to shut up and sit down and let the state keep screwing them over?
I’ve been noncommittal about Gaetz as AG (not sure how effective he might be excusing the rot) but if he can get an appreciable number of the rats to flee voluntarily then I’m all in.
Many small farms were going to die from legalization. That is kind of what happens. The state need not have anything to do with it.
And it is not the state’s responsibility to prop up inefficient businesses.
California has zero experience with billion dollar corporations working hand in hand with those who regulate them to shut out competitors, maximize profits through rates and kick back bribes to said regulators, after all. Not any at all.
Dear Okie
https://genius.com/Hank-thompson-dear-okie-lyrics
If you can’t sell artisanal, organic, all natural, marijuana to hippies, then I’m pretty sure you’re just bad at sales.
Was it New Jersey that had state owned casinos go bankrupt?
I thought that Trump bankrupted his casinos there?
Re; California and general pot lunacy.
For years, California spent millions trying to wipe out marijuana farms. Now it subsidizes them.
During the years of “medical marijuana”, there were several dispensaries in a smaller city in SoCal. The county would rotate between them, busting them and seizing assets, computers, cash etc. The dispensaries even had security footage showing the cops randomly breaking stuff in the store. Nothing ever happened.
The legal weed shop where I buy was one of the stores affected. They now give a 20% to retired LEO.
Shit, one of the scariest moments of my life was stumbling onto a pot farm on the coast south of Big Sur.
Daily Ray of Sunshine
Another Ray of Sunshine
What can I say it is a purrfect sunny day
I’m a fan of cats as well as dogs — but I do have to say, as a species they seem to rely on the tolerance of larger animals a lot more than is wise (the bear, the seal, the tiger!, the various times I’ve seen them play with large dogs over the years…) They seem to not care that most of the things they’re giving the paw swipe to could literally put them entirely in their mouth in one gulp…. I know for humans it is the cuteness — I have to wonder for other species if they’re just stunned by the audacity. (Ok, maybe the tiger thinks “This is the dumbest youngster I ever met… and why isn’t it growing properly?” Who knows…)
It takes two cats, one to hold the dog down and the other to lick him.
My Siamese likes to jump on my keyboard for attention.
Last night, I finally figured out how to turn the sound back on for my browser (only Brave, not anything else) after a week.
Settings…Sound…Advanced settings…Unmute Brave.
Deus ex machina
George Carlin did a bit about how in Catholic school, occasionally the priest would visit class and kids would ask convoluted questions that ended with “Would that then be a sin then, Father?”
Maybe this AI will help with the priest shortage.
Who needs a priest when you can have your own personal Jesus?
Now don’t be starting any blasphemous rumors.
This is gross
This is catchy
Phantom shitters are a thing..
“At the last base I was on there was this one guy….”
“The Stillers beat the Ravens (as usual). The Niners lost another tough one. The Lions are a steamroller. The Vikings got a nice win. ”
No mention of the face off between two of the best teams in the league?
My Bills were looking sharp yesterday.
😆
I noticed our host had nothing to say about that.
As I texted my cousin, the majority of the country was rooting for the Bills on that one.
Chiefs are deep into “everybody hates you territory”
/Pats fan
Dear Pats fan(s), you only inherited that mantle when Dallas ceased to be worth hating.
At least the Bills will probably never get there… I think you have to win a Super Bowl first.
Very true Juris.
Still, whenever I see a cowboys fan I feel the hate rising within me. 😉
“Dear Pats fan(s), you only inherited that mantle when Dallas ceased to be worth hating.”
What, the (spits) Niners are chopped liver?
the (spits) Niners
I believe the true San Francisco formulation of that is “the (shits [on sidewalk]) Niners” TYVM.
Also when the Bay Bridge was balanced by the yin/yang of the Raiders on the other end of it.
“The profligacy of this campaign should be studied for years. ”
Being somewhat politically aware and knowing how much cash they had, and yet still seeing more of Harris just asking for cash in ads rather than actually campaigning was honestly sickening.
Well, considering the campaign ended in debt, she apparently needed that money. Maybe if you had given just a little more, she could have beaten Trump!
I bet about $100,000 in ads from
RussiaChina on Facebook would have put her over the top.Turns out the campaign was just about laundering money to a set of political insiders. You may think Harris lost, but that portion of the system made out just fine.
I especially liked Oprah’s defense… I want paid for my endorsement, my privately held company was!
German government is collapsing so they may have to ban the opposition to save democracy.
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/end-democracy-vote-ban-afd-party-will-occur-german-snap-elections
For some reason I keep thinking of Sideshow Bob this morning.
Can every member of parliament (or whatever they call themselves) who signed it be banned for being an idiot?
We joke here about the lack of a distinction between the D’s and R’s but there it’s pretty accurate when discussing their two biggest parties.
lol No shit.
I wish they’d actually link to the ARD and ZDF reports they cite in the intro rather than just embedhald a dozen tweets from one outrage porn site. We’re mature enough to see original sources.
Things keep breaking King Walz’s way!
So after completely humiliating himself on the national stage, King Walz returns home just as huge property tax increases are being announced.
We just had a $17B budget surplus 2 years ago. Then the DFL got control of all three branches of govt and under King Walz’s leadership spent it all and then some. They actually raised taxes too.
Now the taxpayers are really going to get it. I’m sure that they will still support Walz and his vision of a neighborly Minnesoda.
Minneapolis voters approved
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” –HLM
Trump has even taken office yet and he fixed beauty parents already. Wow.
https://x.com/realTanyaTay/status/1858510620842135646
Fake! Those eyebrows don’t match the hair – we need more… uh… information, yeah information to confirm that color.
I agree. Much more information needed.
That was going to be my first question.
Re: the shitting story and subsequent comments. These signs were common in public restrooms in Australia, especially in the airports:
https://nationalsafetysigns.com.au/safety-signs/squatting-sign-in16187/
They are still pretty common in rural Korea. I saw several during my recent visit there.
This is the new Korean hawtness
I was so relieved to be shitting in a bathroom that at least has the illegal camera under control. Even if they might not have been
they saying you can’t selfie yourself dropping a deuce?
What kind of barbarity is that?
Three weeks after the election and Democrats are still counting votes. Just took the lead in the NC Supreme Court election and Bucks County is ignoring the PA court and continues to find votes in the Senate election.
If Bucks County insists on ignoring the law, then all of the votes in Bucks County should be thrown out. Let the local voters there take that out on the elections board.
If all Bucks votes thrown out, then the Republican congressman loses. Maybe that’s what the Dems who control the Bucks County government want?
It just isn’t fair that Power Lesbians get the spotlight and flyover Minnesodans get ignored.
Fucking sick bastard. Hope he rots in hell. And who the fuck gave this nut a gun permit.
I was thinking more “There shouldn’t even be such a thing as a gun permit that some bureaucrat has the power to grant or deny”.
I agree. I wasn’t sure exactly what they were talking about. Looks like a background check form.
What struck me was these instructions:
WTF? You want people to use one of the least secure methods on the internet to send you a picture of their ID? And there doesn’t seem to be any other way. Just email.
I also see on the actual form that you must attest that:
I am not an alien who is illegally or unlawfully in the United States.
How long before the “Give driver’s licenses to anyone regardless of immigration status” crowd demand that they also be allowed to get gun permits?
Every stupid argument that they used to give everyone a driver’s license applies to guns at least as well.
Pope Jimbo:
But they have a right to vote! There’s no right to own a gun!
/progs actually believe this
Neph: Amazingly backwardly taught and purposefully so.
And who the fuck gave this nut a gun permit.
https://giffords.org/lawcenter/state-laws/concealed-carry-in-minnesota/
Of course the problem is not guns, it is people. We have not worked out an efficient, sane civilized way to weed out dangerous people. Probably. because there isn’t one.
Guns or no guns we will always have crazed killers and suicides.
Trump’s new border wall is going to be awesome.
https://x.com/JonCovering/status/1858213662819062241
The rockets out of the crotch is a nice touch.
I like the idea of the deportation catapults.
Into the lion’s den
Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, co-hosts of MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” said Monday they had traveled to the president-elect’s Mar-a-Lago estate late last week to talk to Donald Trump about unifying the country and toning down political rhetoric.
Brzezinski told the program’s audience it was the first time the two hosts, who are married, had met with Trump face-to-face in seven years.
“We didn’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues, and we told him so,” Scarborough said, reading from a script in the teleprompter.
——-
Scarborough and Brzezinski for years have been among Trump’s most vocal critics on cable news. They host a program Trump has clearly watched, and that counts President Biden as a viewer.
The network has experienced a double-digit percentage drop in viewership since Election Day, the New York Times reported last week, citing Nielsen Media Research data.
“Don’t be mistaken, we’re not here to defend or normalize Donald Trump,” Scarborough told his audience Monday. “We’re here to report on him and to hopefully provide you insights and better equip all of us to understand these deeply unsettling times.”
I’m sure they gave him a stern talking-to.
Elbows out
Musk has been so aggressive in pushing his views about Trump’s second term that he’s stepping on the toes of Trump’s transition team and may be overstaying his welcome at Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s home in Palm Beach, Florida, according to two people familiar with the transition who have spent time at the resort over the past week.
The sources said Musk’s near-constant presence at Mar-a-Lago in the week since Election Day had begun to wear on people who’ve been in Trump’s inner circle longer than he has and who see him as overstepping his role in the transition. The sources spoke on condition of anonymity because they’re not authorized to speak publicly.
“He’s behaving as if he’s a co-president and making sure everyone knows it,” one of the people said.
“And he’s sure taking lots of credit for the president’s victory. Bragging about America PAC and X to anyone who will listen. He’s trying to make President Trump feel indebted to him. And the president is indebted to no one,” this person added.
Anonymous envious bitching. How totally unsurprising.
I’m sure the Soros visits that would have accompanied a Harris win would be received in a similar way. Or Bill Gates weighing in on NIH director or HHS secretary.
Bad battle-space prep
Building up expectations, and everyone is going to be let down. JFC, Trump signed off on the trillion dollar EXPANSION of the govt in ’20.
Best part about his whole article is Manchin trying to be both for and against the $1.9bn he voted for.
How Democrats Blew It on Inflation
In avoiding the missteps that followed the 2008-09 financial crisis, officials made new mistakes that led to political defeat
https://www.wsj.com/economy/inflation-joe-biden-mistakes-aa77b9cf?st=Yurvhg&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Even Keynes said stimulus had to be temporary, targeted and timely. So doing a blanket spending orgy during an economy coming out of a lockdown with some payouts lasting a decade was totally gonna be awesome.
While he repeats the many lies that Dems told about Trump, he also skewers the shit out of the Dems and the election campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0eq7VNCcYY
Jonathon Pie doing his news reporter shtick.
“But that’s not what’s happening right now. What’s happening is that vulnerable people are being exploited for political purposes, and people are saying things that are just not true.”
But enough about the Left.
” Only a tiny sliver of trans teenagers undergo surgery, and then only after extensive counseling, screening, and other interventions.”
Bullshit.
If “tiny sliver” then there is no need at all for taxpayers’ money to pay for those over 18 to get the surgery. There should be plenty of folks, who support this nonsense, contributing all the funds necessary to snip and tuck the sexual organs.