Saturday evening Links

by | Nov 30, 2024 | Daily Links | 139 comments

Someone has been fucking around with an AI generator.

Saturday evening is here yet again. tOSU just suffered a resounding defeat at the hands of dreaded Michigan. Meanwhile, little Boise State may have a first round bye and then host tOSU. Whatever the outcome, that would be glorious.

Links?

How awesome is that, if true? You get to spend every day for the rest of your life marking off days on the calendar.

This was only a matter of time. Fuck off Frogs.

I’m okay with this.

Not a bad way to try and salvage a massive fuckup.

Even if they’re Emo, this is fucked up.

I’m sure there’s jokes in here somewhere.

Okay, that’s good for today. Shitty news cycle. Peace out, Glibbies.

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139 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    It’s not a procedure you’d expect a 28-year-old to be planning. But for Lydia Echols from Texas, having her fallopian tubes removed is the price she’s willing to pay to ensure her reproductive rights.

    Newsweek spoke to five women who have either undergone sterilization procedures or plan to in the wake of President-elect Donald Trump’s victory on November 5. They all expressed fear their reproductive choices will be taken from them under Trump’s administration.

    Aaaand done.

    • UnCivilServant

      You can always stop having unprotected sex.

      It’s cheaper and more easily controlled than getted cut open.

      Exercise some personal responsibility in your own affairs.

      And don’t use baby murder as a contraceptive.

      • rhywun

        You can always stop having unprotected sex.

        LOL good one.

      • R.J.

        I answered your query abiut music in the previous thread a moment ago.

      • Grumbletarian

        You can always stop having unprotected sex.

        Only a misogynist would expect women to behave responsibly.

    • Homple

      Getting sterilized doesn’t leave any reproductive choices.

      • juris imprudent

        Nothing beats being liberated from freedom!

    • Spudalicious

      These are people we don’t want reproducing.

      • rhywun

        I’m not sure if these are real people in need of serious medical assistance, but if so what fucking sick society finds it acceptable to give their insanity national exposure?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        If they are real people, and they seem to be, they need serious medical assistance.*

        *Insofar as one might consider seeing a psychiatrist “medical.”

    • Gender Traitor

      …and in four years when not much has happened to abortion laws in most states and a bunch of them suddenly decide they want to be mommies…

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Well, yeah.

        But they’ll just blame Trump.

    • dbleagle

      Am I supposed to be sorry by an overreaction by a series of women with mental issues? “It’s a start” is about all I can come up with. The left is already reproducing at below replacement rates, and this will help to lower those numbers further.

      Will one attempt to be Squeaky Fromme 2.0? Only time will tell.

      • The Hyperbole

        “The left is already reproducing at below replacement rates”

        Politics is a genetic trait?

      • UnCivilServant

        Insanity does tend to have a hereditary elemtn.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        @Hype

        No. But it deprives them of the opportunity to brainwash their children before they’re old enough to know better.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Last week, a 39-year-old from Washington state, who did not want to be named, underwent a bilateral salpingectomy, in which her fallopian tubes were removed.

      “I am not happy that I felt forced into a surgery I did not want to alter my body, I feel like the election tied my hands and forced me to be sterilized—that is horrible,” she told Newsweek.

      You keep telling yourself you were forced, sweetheart. I can tell you where you ought to be forced to go since you mutilated yourself because of a fucking election.

      • Tundra

        Who pays for this? Insurance?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Huh, Washington. Where abortion is looked upon as a sacrament.

    • Suthenboy

      Self solving problem solves itself. Good.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Huh, so you take it away yourself?

      That is a bold strategy cotton.

    • Mojeaux

      I swear, these people don’t understand “cutting off your nose to spite your face” or “foresight” or “preventative measures.”

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There are lots of things they don’t understand. They’ve been taught with the explicit desired outcome that there are many basic things they musn’t understand.

      • Mojeaux

        They’ve been taught that they can do exactly what they want without repercussions and they’ve never heard the word, “No.”

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Massive lurch to the right

    “What is most alarming to me is that the election is clear that America has shifted right by a lot,” said William He, founder of Dream For America, a liberal group that works to turn out young voters and supported Harris’ presidential bid.

    ——-

    “The right has been wildly successful in infiltrating youth political culture online and on campus in the last couple of years, thus radicalizing young people towards extremism,” said He, who cited conservative activist groups like Turning Point USA as having an outsize impact in online discourse. “And Democrats have been running campaigns in a very old fashioned way. The battleground these days is cultural and increasingly on the internet.”

    Could this guy possibly get any farther up his own asshole? The overwhelming majority didn’t “shift to the right” (or left, for that matter). They stayed where they had pretty much always been and watched while the Democrats transformed themselves into the party of the lunatic fringe.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      If he were any further up his ass, his eyes would be in his mouth.

      The country hasn’t moved further right. Team Blue jerked the wheel hard left away from everyone else.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Especially when you consider that we have nominal conservatives celebrating the victory of….a 90s Bill Clinton Democrat. We have, in fact, moved left as a country overall.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    These are people we don’t want reproducing.

    Far be it from me to sand in their way.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Yeah, I’m dune nothing to stop them.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Nice!

        The spice sperm must flow.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Those beaches have nothing but crabs.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Crazy women voluntarily removing themselves from the gene pool just means fewer childhood victims of Munchausen by proxy transgenderism down the road.

    • R.J.

      Yep. I have a hard time crying over progressives making themselves extinct.

  5. Tundra

    Even if they’re Emo, this is fucked up.

    Beyond fucked up.

    Borderland Pride also said it would return one third of their financial reward to the Emo Public Library, but only if the library hosted a “drag story time event” on a “date of our choosing.”

    Unreal. When the inevitable pendulum swing happens I hope it includes woodchippers.

    • Suthenboy

      At the date of the library’s choosing? That’s easy. Monday, may 33 at 11:30 pm, 2056

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Let’s hope Emo tells the Human Rights board of Ontario to eat a massive box of dicks.

      • rhywun

        Gay.

    • rhywun

      Canada is more lost than I thought. That is like Britain levels of totalitarian bullshit.

  6. The Bearded Hobbit

    They all expressed fear their reproductive choices will be taken from them under Trump’s administration.

    I thought that the SCOTUS ruling sending abortion to the states was the end of it. Unless I’m very mistaken, the only way that the Trump Administration could ban abortion would be if they rammed through an amendment to change the Constitution and then got the ban through Congress.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      You are correct. SCOTUS already said it’s no longer a federal matter. It’s now a matter for states. Congress can’t ban abortion nationwide anymore than Dems could pass a law guaranteeing it. They haven’t got that power anymore. It’s been redistributed to state legislatures and subject to democratic processes. That they can’t use this as a wedge issue in national elections will kill their party if they don’t adjust to the new normal of abortion law. In order to get national laws in either direction, as noted, is a constitutional amendment, or a reversal in SCOTUS, which will not happen anytime soon.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s not just loss of access to abortion, these midwits actually fear they will be forced to get and stay pregnant. You know – Gilead. Some sweatshop is churning out the hats and gowns as we speak.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        That’s exactly right. A small, but still large enough to be heard, cohort of exceptionally crazy women believe they will be brought to camps, raped, and forced to give birth over and over.

        It’s hard for me to imagine a crazier thought, but here we are with women actually believing it.

      • juris imprudent

        Repressed fantasies? Shit, Handmaid’s Tale was not written by a man.

      • Nephilium

        ji:

        What was the old O’Rourke quip?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        What’s worse is that you can be sure that these women were TAUGHT this. They didn’t just make it up. And the likely culprit as the source of that sort of teaching are the so-called respectable halls of academia, yet I’m the one who spews “misinformation.”

    • Suthenboy

      These people will not be satisfied until they have a national eugenics program to remove niggers, jews, gypsies, retards and wrong thinkers.
      Remember, it is all projection all of the time with this lot. When they accuse everyone but them as nazis they aren’t kidding. If they had their way the ovens would be blocking out the sun with black smoke.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That is the funny thing about this. If it had stayed the way it was, all it would take would be one act of a unified congress, such as we have right now, to completely end abortion in the US. With this decision, it is up to each state, thus insuring that it will be legal in some way virtually forever.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yes. They’re looking a gift horse in the mouth.

    • rhywun

      It never ends because for them abortion is birth control. And like all leftist positions, it must be universal.

  7. Ted S.

    Ghopt Cluter?

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I’ll be on later. At work now. Easy cash today.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      It’s gettin buck wild up in here

  8. Shpip

    In a statement to Dougall Media at the time, Borderland Pride director Douglas Judson outlined his intention to continue imposing “consequences” on anyone else who attacked them. continued to express unacceptable opinions

    “As a lawyer who does this work that means I’m going to start taking people’s houses and their vehicles and their toys and draining their bank accounts and garnishing their wages because no one is going to stop behaving this way until there are real consequences,” he said.

    Mr. Judson better thank his stars that he lives in a country with strict victim disarmament laws. In parts of the U.S., he’d catch a .308 to the liver for his obnoxious lawfare.

  9. juris imprudent

    Boise State may have a first round bye and then host tOSU

    LOL, imagining the ghost of Woody Hayes storming the coin flip screaming about the color of the grass and you can’t even get a cloud of dust after the 3 yard run.

  10. rhywun

    Not much interest in college ball but a local game is on ESPN so why not. It will be over before Columbo starts so even better.

  11. juris imprudent

    Trump nominates Kash Patel as FBI director.

    • kinnath

      Is this the guy that said he would shut down the DC office and send all the agents to the 50 states to work on real crime?

      • Urthona

        Yes.

        And that will never happen, but it’s nice to dream I guess.

      • kinnath

        Thanks Tundra.

        That’s the video that I was thinking of.

        I wish him great luck.

    • Spudalicious

      Fucking awesome.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      I’m still finding it a bit surreal that the one ray of light for seeing any kind of government downsizing in my lifetime is in the form of Donald Fucking Trump.

      • R.J.

        We shall see.

        If he does actually shrink the size and scope of the government, all we’ll have left to complain about are pizza toppings!

  12. Sean

    From the dead thread, re:keychains

    Am I the odd ball here? Are the lot of you running around like a hs janitor with 3 lbs of keys?

    I’m curious. A car fob in one pocket and a small 3 key fold up key keeper that fits in the 5th jean pocket is how I roll.

    • UnCivilServant

      My key chain has my car key, my house key, the keys to my mom’s place, an RSA token for work and a decorative old fashioned key I use to open the foil on jugs of windshield washer fluid.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Well, only the style challenged wear jeans anymore, but I have a key ring with home, car, shed and toolbox keys. Along with a Proto key-screw driver, a brass tag with my name and a leather thong.

      • Sean

        It’s cold out. I can’t wear cargo shorts rn.

      • R.J.

        I beg your pardon!

        *Tightens onion on blue jeans

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        a leather thong

        Are you and underwear stealing gnome?

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I still wear jeans. Denim is still a wonder to behold.*

        *Only with pants though. Fuck a denim jacket.**

        **Even if I wore a choice denim shirt, jeans, and Bass Boat shoes throughout early HS.

    • Tundra

      Key fob, house key, mail key, portable gun safe key.

      Not onerous.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::pulls key ring from purse pocket, peruses various home and office keys, security fobs, laminated Rec Center pass, multitool…

      quietly tucks key ring back into purse pocket (with difficulty)::

    • R.J.

      Same. Key fob+KeySmart. Just for the next few months I have a barrel key on the ring for a storage space. I can’t wait to get rid of it and return to sleek and controlled.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      FOB. House key. Gun case key. 1 other key I can’t remember.

      Still too much. I strive to have as little as possible in my pockets. The extinction of cargo pants has turned my wife into a personal pack mule. Only thing I carry in my pockets is phone, nicotine vape, good vape. The rest either doesn’t make the trip or it’s in my wife’s purse.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I have a car key. That is it.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, you’re not allowed in your house without permission?

        Or are you living out of your car?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Garage door opener gets me inside the garage. We never lock that door. And most of the time we don’t lock the front door either. What can I say? Minnesoda is totes safe.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Key fob with fold up key, house key, deadbolt, P.O. Box, and late dog’s tag.

      Work keys are a different matter. Got master keys and less overall now, but still looks like the janitor key ring.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      4 keys – house, mailbox, safe, and community pool – fobs for 2 cars, and a small knife on my bottle opener keyring.

  13. rhywun

    You get to spend every day for the rest of your life marking off days on the calendar.

    Yeah, that’s sick. What kind of broken person wants to know that info?

    • Suthenboy

      I am still studying, learned exponentially more since school than I did in school and I dont even have a masters.
      There is politics of smell? I suppose given that one professing to smell people in Walmart based on their politics….but is it so deep and complex that it requires a Phd to understand?
      Ok then.

  14. Sean

    I was putting winter air in my tires today when I saw some numbnuts curb the front passenger wheel on his minvan. BAD.

    😣

    • Tundra

      Did you replace your blinker fluid?

      • Fourscore

        Check the muffler bearings and winterize.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Make sure you take an exhaust sample to the Motor Sergeant first, though,

  15. Fourscore

    George Jones and his song were about as far removed from libertarianism as possible. He deliberately cons his future father- in-law into buying a phony gold mine.

    I like Ol’ George but that song turns me off.

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Watching The Holiday. Don’t care, I like it and it’s Christmas.

  17. CPRM

    UCS, I like Option 1. Option 2 feels horror movieish with the visuals.

    • R.J.

      That’s why I liked #2!

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m collecting multiple opinions to formulate my own.

  18. The Gunslinger

    Not gonna lie, this is the best links main page image I’ve seen in a long while.

    • rhywun

      inorite? It’s like looking into a mirror.

  19. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    Went to look at an Aluminum car trailer listed on FaceDerp Marketplace today. She asked me to put 10% down to reserves it (DANGER Will Robinson!) I thought it was too good to be true based on the price. I knocked on the door of the address she gave me. No Maria lives here. No trailer for sale at this address.

    Why? Why do people do this? I left her a 1 star review. Facederp Marketplace is 50% scammers.

      • rhywun

        I had the sniglet book when I was a kid.

        A book you could not write today.

  20. Gender Traitor

    Good morning… ::looks around:: …GT. 😞

    …or maybe any lurkers (and/or our assigned agent(s))…

    • Sean

      *waves*

    • The Gunslinger

      Good Morning GT

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, ‘slinger. Congratulations on your home state team’s victory.

      • The Gunslinger

        Thanks! Has Ryan Day been dismissed yet?

      • Gender Traitor

        Not in the news yet, but any minute now.

    • Ted S.

      I’m around.

      It’s more that I was watching a movie off my DVR, and then doing laundry in and around doing stuff on-line.

      • Gender Traitor

        What are you watching?

      • Ted S.

        I watched this off my DVR.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yup! 22 degrees F here in SW OH, and clear. I’ll probably have to start scraping frost off my windshield tomorrow. 😒 Oh, well – I guess we’ve been spoiled for a while.

  21. Sean

    I grilled an amazing prime (locally raised) flat iron steak yesterday with a coffee rub.

    Amazing.

    Boring strips lined up for today.