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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

51 Comments

    • PutridMeat

      Not sure if the end or ‘buy it and put a baby in it’ is the best part.

      • DEG

        I’ll vote for “buy it and put a baby in it” as the best part.

  1. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    “Anti-semantic”

    DED

    • slumbrew

      πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

    • MikeS

      DEDer

  2. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Spoiler

    Mileil hair!!!! MILEI HAIR!

  3. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Yep, my favorite episode yet!

  4. Fourscore

    Great stuff, CPRM!

  5. Spudalicious

    Bravo! Bravo on the finish!

  6. Sean

    β¬…

  7. R.J.

    It’s fantastic.

  8. Ownbestenemy

    Bravo! Here is to hoping we make our connecting flight tomorrow morning. Flightaware has our inbound aircraft to Chicago in a couple of hours. The plane is one thing, pilots/crew are another.

    Quick trip to Cali to see my dad (step) since his eyesight and memory have started to fail him. Then next day off to Vegas to see the two renters to ensure they are doing their thing. Then a red-eye back to home.

    • slumbrew

      Safe travels.

      Best to your step dad and hopefully the Vegas animals boys continue on their path to being upstanding young men.

      • The Hyperbole

        Fine upstanding young men even.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look…I have like 40 days to abuse my benefits as a FedGov until the evil Trump org banhammers me away. So I will pull out all the stops to ensure our flights go accordingly.

      • Ownbestenemy

        One of them is convinced some 40 year old mother is into him. My wife cannot understand and I promptly said at 20 for a male you have no idea the forces at work that the rational brain fails to keep at bay.

      • slumbrew

        The 20 year old male brain is has tons of energy but not so much control.

        Intellectually (work with me here), he understands that jumping into being a step dad would be ridiculous, and yet…

  9. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    My step-dad is a horrible cook, but he makes a mean morel mushroom dish with butter.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      My mom is not a great cook either.

      But her green bean hotdish is pretty good.

      • MikeS

        How is her tater-tot hotdish?

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So, what is the morel of this story?

        If you are caught bean green with envy, you can always marry a hot dish!

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        “How is her tater-tot hotdish?”

        Man, these euphemisms.

  10. PieInTheSky

    Ok good one.

  11. Brochettaward

    This First is for me.

    • Brochettaward

      Because I deserve it.

  12. UnCivilServant

    Goddammit GoPro! Why can’t you just use sequential file names?

    The Gopro filename is G[?][seq][clip].mp4

    The ? is a single letter which indicates some as yet unidentified element of the encoding. The clip number is what gets incremented each time you hit ‘record’. Each time the video file passes 4gb (a FAT file system limit) it will roll over the sequence number to the next value. Why is this in front? It means my computer doesn’t see the clips in order for any program that isn’t set up to sort by modify time.

    • UnCivilServant

      I love bad documentation /sarc

      Finally got my videos from my gopro in order and am able to start futzing with them in davinci resolve (it was free). I want to add a freeze frame, simplest thing you could possibly want. And yes, it is ultimately simple when you know how. The random internet tutorial I was looking at had these two instructions:

      5. Open the Tool Belt of tools under the preview.
      6. Click on the Inspector on the far right.

      This implies that the inspector is in that collection of tools under the preview. It is not. It is in the far upper right corner of the overall window. In fact NONE of the process involves ANY of the tools under the preview. Step 5 shouldn’t be there, and had be spinning in circles for several minutes.

    • UnCivilServant

      How are things with you, the missus and the sheepies?

      • robodruid

        Still extraordinarily difficult.

        The good news is that the most serious charge against wife was dismissed. Bad news is that she has to be arraigned again for the 6th time.

        We have been consistently harassed by two people on motor bikes/rtvs around our property, we recently have proof that they are the children of the lawyer who is suing us/who is providing testimony in criminal case. Criminal lawyer is upset, high priced civil less so.

        Wife want’s to die. How does someone deal with that? Glib position on that is not easy.

      • UnCivilServant

        People suck.

        All of my advice would be cathartic but probably make things worse.

      • Ted S.

        Did you at least get a Trump-like mugshot for one of the arraignment photos?

      • robodruid

        For Ted:
        The booking photo has disappeared. She got beaten by the police at the station. (and groped in the police cruiser)
        Who has jurisdiction? Lighthorse nation police department takes her to Garvin County jail.
        They kicked her out of the jail at 2 am, (did not get a hold of me right away)
        Took her to ER at Norman Ok.

      • Gender Traitor

        ‘bodru, I’m so sorry you and your wife are going through this. I would have no idea how to handle the situation. Are the core issues anything the Institute for Justice might be interested in addressing? If nothing else, maybe they could refer you to someone who might be able to help.

  13. Not Adahn

    Good morning!

    I just realized that when I have pumpkin pie for breakfast, I feel no desire to put whipped cream on it. This must mean something.

    • UnCivilServant

      That you’re ready to join the dark side and have breakfast salads?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, NA, U, ‘bodru, Ted’S., TAFKALack, Teh Hype, Sean, 4(20), and Grumble!

      Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful every day for all (OK, most) of you and for this site!

    • Sean

      Holiday schedule.

    • Fourscore

      Give Sean a break, he deserves to be tardy on a holiday.

      I’ve been up for an hour but now finished with the first cup of Joe, got the wood furnace humming, caught up on the fan mail.

      Ready to join the World of Snark.

      Hope all is well in your world(s) and your favoritest football gang will win their T’giving challenges.

      Pumpkin pie is not just for breakfast though.

    • Fourscore

      Not exactly accurate but fathers do the best they can.

    • rhywun

      Great tune.

      Nice from a band I’ve never heard of.

      • Sean

        😁

  14. Ted S.

    I don’t know if Pie will show up here or wait until the Mourning Lynx thread, but I’d be interested in his thoughts on this story: Democracy in Romania means trying to annul the election if the uppity people vote for the wrong candidate

    Elections. The judges of the Constitutional Court of Romania are ruling, today, on two requests to annul the result of the first round of the presidential elections on November 24, submitted by two of the candidates. One of the notifications claims that the first ranked in the voting options, the independent Călin Georgescu, reported zero campaign expenses, although he had extensive online promotion activity, which would have required substantial logistical and financial resources. The other complain reads that members of the Save Romania Union, whose leader is the second-ranked Elena Lasconi, launched electoral appeals while Romanians in the diaspora were still voting.

    • Grumbletarian

      Sometimes saving democracy means overruling democracy.

      • Sean

        “They just didn’t take enough time counting.”

        -California

  15. Fourscore

    Democracy can be messy.

    1 wolf, 2 sheep, numbers don’t matter, it’s the results that count

    • Sean

      Or how much blackmail you have on the judges.