The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 36

by | Nov 6, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 106 comments

I am not some Mystic or Mathematician, I did not plan for this re-run to be the day after the election, it just happened. This is the clip-show season finale from the end of Trump’s first term. Perhaps when this goes up we’ll know if there will be a second term or not. Or maybe it’s a shitshow like last time, who knows.

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CPRM

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106 Comments

  1. DEG

    QANON STILL LIVES!

    Yes, there are those folks still around.

    • cavalier973

      *against, not “isn’t”

    • SarumanTheGreat

      I want him and Andrew Weissman disbarred at the very least. There’s only one reason why both of them didn’t lose their lawyers’ licenses after what they did to previous targets, and because it was they were completely unscrupulous attack dogs willing to go after anyone or anything at the behest of their masters.

    • Grumbletarian

      Vote for me, and you’ll see
      the deep state’s complete capitulation.
      Take a look on TV
      at their sheer exasperation.

      They’ll begin with their spin,
      Living in a world of their creation.
      What you’ll see will defy
      explanation.

      • R.J.

        They won’t. All those lawyers threatened for defending Trump or pursuing election fraud…

  2. The Hyperbole

    The new home page doesn’t put the latest post at the top? And we’re all just going to act like this is acceptable? Thanks Trump.

    • SarumanTheGreat

      Yes, it’s annoying. I only found out this was the latest topic by sheer accident.

      • UnCivilServant

        What happened? Why was there a change? There’s a bunch of wasted screen real estate now.

      • R.J.

        YES.
        On a phone it is really confusing, many scrolls are needed.

    • PutridMeat

      The end times are indeed nigh – I agree with THE Hyperbole about something. This whole ‘phone’ interface for EVERYTHING is just… silly. I’ve never once used my phone for casual browsing and certainly not *serious* browsing. Jeez, things that work in one place don’t need to be shoe-horned everywhere. GET OUT OF MY SWAMP YOU DAMN KIDS!

      • robc

        Its bad on phone too.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Scroll down a little further.

    • rhywun

      It is kind of weird. The only thing I want on that page is the link to the newest post.

      But there could be other reasons for doing what it’s doing now.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Now that Trump won, TPTB want a better class of commenters. Younger and sexier. Gotta class this place up.

      • rhywun

        Enh, if it drives more visits I won’t complain. Well, classy visits. The classiest.

      • Brochettaward

        The site already has me. It doesn’t get sexier or classier.

    • Mojeaux

      So. It sucks a big donkey cock. However. It’s free.

      Mama Mojo: You git what you git and you don’t throw a fit.

      • Chafed

        I’m getting my money’s worth.

  3. UnCivilServant

    nonononono, the new front page is terrible.

    • robc

      After being AWOL for 5 or so months, I just assumed this was an awful change that had been around awhile. It is new? It is awful.

      • UnCivilServant

        It appeared sometime between sunday and now.

      • cavalier973

        This morning, everything was normal…

      • LCDR_Fish

        new as of this afternoon

      • cyto

        Welcome home!

    • Gender Traitor

      It may not be quite so…jarring when the flashing Trump dance GIF is no longer at the top of the page. 😵 It’s a great GIF, but I wonder if an anti-seizure warning is in order.

      • UnCivilServant

        I ahve animations disabled in my browser. It’s the huge tiles of stuff that isn’t the articles taking up the entire starting space, the list of articles shorter than the sidebar, all these category sections of old articles at the bottom. It’s just crowded with stuff that won’t get used.

    • slumbrew

      Adorbs.

      Love the Nigerian accent.

  4. cavalier973

    An evangelical leader was caught with kiddie porn.

    Turned in by a family member.

    https://ministrywatch.com/former-my-faith-votes-ceo-charged-with-child-porn-possession/

    Jason C. Yates, the former CEO of My Faith Votes, has been charged with eight felony counts of possession of child pornography.
    Each of the eight charges, filed in McLeod County, MN, carry a maximum sentence of 10 years in prison and a fine of $10,000. They note that Yates has a prior conviction and is a registered predatory offender

    • Mojeaux

      I do not understand how SO. MANY. PEOPLE. like little kids that way.

      • cavalier973

        Back when I attended the adult Sunday School, the teacher, who worked at the local prison, said that law enforcement officers can only work on child porn cases for about six months. Beyond that, they get addicted.

      • Mojeaux

        they get addicted

        dafuq

      • trshmnstr

        they get addicted

        dafuq

        I forget who said it and what context it was said in, but when you mix

      • trshmnstr

        Effing phone!

        Anyway, as I was saying. When you mix “yuck” and “yum” together for long enough, it becomes a fetish.

      • UnCivilServant

        I had been in the running for computer forensics jobs, and the risk wasn’t becoming addicted to the content but other forms of psychological damage from prolonged exposure.

        I wager it’s a case of “People will respond differently, but it’s still a fucked up thing to be forced to deal with repeatedly”

  5. Spudalicious

    Links draw the largest number of comments. They’re listed at the top. Right below those is the chronological list of posts, just like before.

    • R.J.

      It’s madness I say, madness!

      • Spudalicious

        Yeah, nobody is happy. But we have to deal with what WordPress gives us. This has been in the works for some time, but WebDom just now had time to implement it. It’s needed for some technical reason that I have no knowledge of.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        There are a bajillion WordPress themes to choose from.

      • groat scotum

        I blame Trump.

      • Raven Nation

        ‘I blame Trump.”

        Nah, it’s Vance, damn hillbilly

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      The way they ran their campaign is why you got soundly smacked. It was fear mongering top to bottom. How the fuck is she proud of that?

      • R.J.

        It wasn’t even good enough to be fear mongering. It was classroom name-calling.

    • groat scotum

      I went back and watched the SNL “What’s That Name” election edition sketch, and I don’t know if it’s grading on a curve to recognize the effort they make when they’re being self-aware, but it’s funny. Not as funny as Black Jeopardy was, and this Longfellow kid isn’t Hader by a long stretch, but it works.

  6. Brochettaward

    Joe Scarbarough called latinos racist. I mean, it’s true, but you don’t usually see them break the victim hood hierarchy like that.

    • PieInTheSky

      latino and black men are the white people of POCs

  7. groat scotum

    I think I found my perfect man. He a) makes his expectations crystal clear, b) documents them in an email, c) registers his regrets about the inadequacy of what he has to offer, d) promises to do better, and most importantly, e) gives me a deadline.

    All these five years I’ve spent yearning for an engineer who would sweep me off my feet and give me everything I need for the deliverables they want, it turns out I was engineering this sweet boy to do just a modicum of office etiquette.

    • UnCivilServant

      Can we celebrate by restoring constitutional governance, hanging traitors, and driving foreign invaders from our soil?

      • Gustave Lytton

        I wish to subscribe to your gazette.

    • Brochettaward

      Genghis Khan didn’t care about race or religion or ideology. You capitulated or you died. There’s a respectability to that. Stalin and Hitler were just monsters.

      • Brochettaward

        Also, he fought with his men. He didn’t sit back in a war room issuing orders or think about fleeing his capital when the enemy was knocking on his door like Stalin.

        He nearly died many times gaining power. Again, respectability there.

      • Mojeaux

        I was giggling at the “literally Hitler” mockery.

        Mao would’ve made it perfectly parallel.

    • groat scotum

      Douglas Adams wrote about the REAL Genghis Khan.

      “I said stop that!,” he bellowed. He pulled her face close to his and breathed a lungful of cheap wine and week old rancid goat fat fumes at her, which failed to cheer her up because it reminded her sharply of her late lamented husband who used to do the same thing to her every night. She sobbed.

      “Be nice to him!” the Mongol snarled and spat one of his unwanted teeth at her, “ask him how his work’s going!”

      • cavalier973

        That’s interesting, and amusing.

    • Chafed

      Yup. Big respect for her.

  8. groat scotum

    OH GREAT YOU FUCKERS I GET ALL DRUNK AND NOW I HAVE TO GO TO BED

    TERRIFIC

    GUESS I’LL JUST FUCK OFF NOW

    YOU ASSHOLES

    TEACH ME TO DRINK WITH YOU CUNTS

  9. Mojeaux

    Lysistrata ahoy!

    I’m not sure these women know that celibacy until marriage was the default expectation before 1965 …

    • CPRM

      Well, in Lysistrata it was the married women as well. But, I do find this a positive if they stick to their guns holsters.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        I heard there will be no more abortions in America after this.

        To quote another poster:

        No.

        Don’t.

        Stop.

  10. PieInTheSky

    WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE SITE

    • rhywun

      Blame Trump.

    • cavalier973

      Harris hit the “mess up the Internets” button on her way out of the White House.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Y’all didnt give the LP ballot access.

    • slumbrew

      Avenge us, Pie

      • Chafed

        For an unknown reason I’m hearing that in Cartman’s voice.

    • Chafed

      EU regulations.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      ‘That sounds like something white people made up in college’ XD XD XD

  11. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Why is Arizona still stuck on 69% of votes counted?

    Their election system really sucks.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If the priority is counting the votes it does suck, if the priority is counting the “votes” it’s working as intended.

  12. The Hyperbole

    Trump wins and Sean starts slacking off, shameful.

    • UnCivilServant

      Is it?

      I mean with the clock change it might be Pie’s Time.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      High sociatal anxiety correlates with boozing? No surprise there.

    • Ted S.

      I didn’t think liquor stores were allowed to stay open that late in New York.

  13. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Curious if we’re going to see fewer celeb endorsements in the future.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The people with the most skewed sense of self worth and importance on the face of the earth will continue to make cringe endorsements, I have no doubt.

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

        Sadly, I think you’re right. I was really hoping we’d see less of politics in everything, but until we can stop government form being so powerful, it will continue to be too important for people like that to ignore.

    • Gender Traitor

      Or maybe non-Prog celebs (i.e. not just wrestlers, action heroes, and country musicians) will decide it’s safe to come out of the closet.

  14. DEG

    Mornin’ all.

    Unusually warm here in southern NH as I head off to the gym.

    • Not Adahn

      Too warm. Removed seven ticks from Lily yesterday. We need a good hard freeze and a foot of snow to stop the bloodsuckers.

      • R.J.

        70s here. Needs to go down ten degrees.

    • R.J.

      At least that one self-selected for prison.

    • Ted S.

      Joy was hanging from the chandelier.

  15. Gender Traitor

    Nothing like waking up to a plumbing emergency in the form of a cracked toilet tank. 🙄🚽

    • cyto

      Not fun.

      Removing the old toilet is a pain. Not hard. But a pain.

      Unsolicited advice: I went away from wax rings and used the silicon and foam ones. Seem fine.

    • cyto

      Complains that Musk used X as a propaganda platform, costing them the election.

      Also, America f-d around and now they are gonna find out.

    • cyto

      “A massive repudiation of totalitarianism.”