The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 37 & 38

by | Nov 13, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 82 comments

From this point on the show focused on The Hat and The Hair’s schemes to get Donald back in the White House. Donald does not feature in the show very much until the next election cycle.

Speaking of that fan boat, episode 38 is rather short, so I’ll include it here.

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82 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    I have very sad news for the Glibertariat. The doctors tell me I have developed a severe case of carpal tunnel, and tendinitis of the wrist. I’ve seen several specialists to no avail. They say that the only thing they can advise is that I stop Firsting. These are not terms I can accept.

    • R.J.

      Perhaps a Firster brace?

    • R C Dean

      You Know What Else causes carpal tunnel and wrist tendinitis?

      • Tundra

        Golf?

      • Mojeaux

        I thought that was hairy palms and blindness.

      • The Hyperbole

        Working for a living?

  2. Don escaped Memphis

    I’ve got ass cancer

    • R.J.

      But will it affect your ability to post?

  3. R.J.

    Fantastic set of episodes. Donald hauling ass across the swamp while The Hair waits in his gilded cage was perfect.

  4. Ownbestenemy

    Regarding DOGE. There is a fuckton of low hanging fruit that probably can be recommended to be cut. I mean…I buy $1500 ‘throwaway’ optical trackball that go for $30 bucks. Multiply that times 30 positions times 150 sites…

    • Ownbestenemy

      A system that uses Logitech trackball (different from above), we have to pay $450 a piece.

      Fuses? Through our logistics…$250 a pop. I’m not talking 60amp or some nonsense, regular 1a or 2a fuses.

    • rhywun

      Even Fawx is doing the Two Bobs meme.

      Godspeed you! Crazy emperors.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Here is a fun one: We proposed that we purchase a 3d printing machine to manufacture locally a small retaining ring and we got shot down because it would be a breach of contract to fix something the company fails to acknowledge is a weak point in a product and instead, buy a whole new unit.

      The field isn’t the problem. We try our hardest to stretch dollars and come up with innovate solutions only to be stonewalled.

  5. DEG

    Women in bikinis smoking meth. Heh.

    I like Donald’s Hawaiian shirt.

  6. The Hyperbole

    Reposting from the dead thread –

    RE: Gaetz for AG. Other than the fact that it will piss off people you like to see pissed off why would he make a good AG? For that matter what exactly makes a good AG, is their any objective criteria or is it all just politics? Seems like it’s all just politics across the board anymore (if it wasn’t always) which is one reason I don’t give a rat’s ass who’s in “power”

    • rhywun

      what exactly makes a good AG

      No idea.

      it will piss off people you like to see pissed off

      Good enough for me.

      • Sukkoi19

        As an FFL/SOT having Gaetz in would be very nice change after all the harassment from the Garland and the ATF. He was also a sponsor of H.R. 450 Repeal the NFA Act. As AG I’m gonna guess he could have some impact on 2A issues.

    • Spudalicious

      He’s an accomplished lawyer, he’s whip smart, and he knows where the bodies are buried. And he pisses off all the right people.

    • Brochettaward

      There’s enthusiasm for Gaetz. Yard signs and everything.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Burn it all down me says go for it. Pragmatic me says what the fuck?

    • SandMan

      I saw a quote from Fedderlump that Gaetz’s nomination was “God-like trolling” by Trump.

      • SandMan

        It was actually “God-tier trolling”

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        So, Federerere’s Lump thinks Trump is God?

    • Not Adahn

      Someone wh9o was deliberately targeted for prosecution is less likely to believe “we don’t deliberately target our political enemies, I swear!”

  7. Ownbestenemy

    I get the ‘stick in their eye’ regarding the last 4 years but a senate majority leader saying that Congress will do the Executive’s bidding? Meh. Not a fan. I know, real world and all that but I’d prefer a senate majority leader that came out and declared they, the Senate, will do what is best for their respective states. Same for the House. I don’t want a hated uniparty for another uniparty.

    • Ed Wuncler

      +1

      That’s one of my biggest gripes. Part of me do want Trump to run rough shod over the Democrats but realistically, I want who ever is the Senate Majority Leader to do only what’s Constitutional and will create laws that will increase economic/personal liberty. If Trump decides (again) that he wants to spend us into oblivion, I want someone like Rand Paul to say, fuck that shit and not have to worry about being loyal to the President.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Well, he wont be. He is elected, and if he wants to be the wall, well, good for him. We need that. But T is in a burn all the bullshit down mindset, and a huge chunk of the R’s are too. This is something he can ask for all he wants, and might even get himself some traction on, but the Constitution is the Constitution. And all the senators are elected, and will do what they think is best, either for their state, country, themselves or whatever. Some will be weak, and do this, while others will be strong and do what they think is best and/or legal, T be damned.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Thanks 17th Amendment!

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      “do what is best for their respective states.”

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!1111!!1!

      Look at this guy! Think they work for us.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Look, I can still dream dammit!

  8. Ownbestenemy

    Right wing Media: Celebrity endorsements are done! Gone! Over! The people don’t care

    Also Right wing media: Look at what this celebrity said!

    Am…Am I turning into The Hyperbole?

    • Brochettaward

      Are you growing a massive yeast infected cunt? If not, nothing to worry about. If yes, see a doctor immediately.

      • Ownbestenemy

        You two fuck yet? Cause it really seems like you should.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Get a room, you too.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        two

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        four

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        six

      • Raven Nation

        8, Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer!

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        Hasenpfeffer!

        Feckin’ rabbits!

  9. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    I woke up early the day after the election. There were helicopters going off at 6AM, big Chinooks with Atlantic freelancers hanging off like Omar Suarez. Humvees blasting Lee Greenwood over PA’s, siege engines catapulting day laborers 200 miles over the border. Houses razed and cotton fields planted overnight, black neighbors flogged viciously before me. Tween girls spasming in the street forced to birth quintuplets from incestual rape. Cybertrucks of leucistic freaks ramming school busses of anchor babies off cliffs into a sea filled with leaking oil rigs. Peter Thiel’s head sewn on 1986 Dolph Lundgren’s body cackling autistically firing incendiary rounds into women and minorities with a bump stock. Minimum wage negative $10,000 a minute, on the clock 24/7 scrambling to hit net worth 0 before VCs claimed our pineal glands, homeless corpses stacked high as pyramids immolated, grocery store cashier squatting to drop Elon’s baby, Neuralink blasting images of Arnold Palmer’s penis, McDonald’s serving Filet-o-Mexican, vaccines purged from the blood, masses flailing and hacking with lockjaw and whooping cough. I tried to weep but the Starlink Aspergers cannon hit me and I could only code and code.

    Delicious Tacos.

    • slumbrew

      *thunderous applause*

  10. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    The dude who almost killed me and my mechanic during an airplane door pressure test a few years ago just got promoted today.

    /ok, whatever
    /14 more years until the mortgage is paid off
    /retirement means not having to deal with these asshole again

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Yes, he plays a lovely piano.
      Yes, he dates a hot girl. They probably have amazing sex.
      Yes, he is exotic. /if you call Serbian exotic.
      Yes, he climbs frozen waterfalls. /don’t go chasing waterfalls, be sure of the rivers you are used to.
      I question his bon a fides, I question his barnyard experience. \pretty sure he didn’t grow up on a farm.
      I question his common sense.

      WTF do I know?

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        I still keep the piece of shrapnel (a door key) that would have penetrated my skull as a reminder.

        /not bitter

      • PieInTheSky

        if you call Serbian exotic. -I do not

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If “hairy” and “exotic” are synonymous then, yes, Serbians are exotic. Not quite as exotic as Armenians, the world’s most exotic people, though.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I worked with a Serbian kid years ago and thought he was great.

        His first day of work he showed up with parts of his skull shaved and giant Frankenstein scars/stitches in his head. He said that he had been diagnosed with brain tumors and had just gotten surgery to remove them. He said the docs cleared him to work even though his head looked weird so he started working.

        He was a great kid (mid 20’s). He got a scholarship to go to college in the US. Halfway through his first semester the organization providing the scholarship went belly up and he had to find his own way to pay for college. He did it by becoming a consultant and doing free lance coding.

        Unfortunately for him the tumors came back. Multiple times. He died trying to return home to be with his parents. Had a stroke on the airplane. Still miss the kid.

    • dbleagle

      A sea of red. I am going to show this to a somebody I know who favors this and is “progressive.” Me thinks he won’t like it.

    • rhywun

      lol

      Not that I want to give the left ideas, but what I think they probably meant to agitate for is for all states to behave like Nebraska and Maine, with their split electors.

      • rhywun

        Nope. 100% awarding.

        Oh, I know. It’s just so stupid. At least my suggestion is actually in practice elsewhere, like Federalism-lite Germany, even if counter to the kind of Federalism we used to have.

        Also at least we get four years off from having to hear about it again.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Any smaller state signing on is state level political treason. All presidential elections would involve intense campaigning in Cali, Florida, NY, and maybe Illinois and little elsewhere. Talk about signing away your own citizens’ national influence.

      • UnCivilServant

        Any state signing on is committing state level treason. They are betraying the soverign in the form of the citizens.

    • Grumbletarian

      Good morning, UCS.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, U, Grumble (I’ve almost forgiven you for putting me on to those Puzzle Baron logic puzzles,) rhy, Stinky, and Sean!

      • Gender Traitor

        Very well, thanks! I have my every-six-weeks-or-so hair appointment today! 👩‍🦰 I can still tell I’m starting (already) to get into the busy season at work (which peaks in “Hell Month” January,) but today I get to leave early!

        How about you?

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t have a hair appointment, nor do I get to leave early today, but I do get to work remote (it’s a thursday). I have a few projects to push through before year’s end because I made promises to other teams, but these are doable so long as I don’t procrastinate or let my people procrastinate. However, for the rest of this week, I got nothing pressing.

      • Gender Traitor

        😁👍

      • Grumbletarian

        Morning, GT. Sorry. I’ve been trying other puzzles on that site lately, while I’m fighting a flu.

      • Gender Traitor

        Hope you feel better ASAP! 🤒

      • trshmnstr

        I need to get a haircut today, too. My wife told me I’m looking a bit too much like a bear.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Morning Folx! Evening here though.

      • UnCivilServant

        How long is your exile?

      • Pope Jimbo

        I will be back in early May. Hopefully.

    • UnCivilServant

      No it isn’t. The whole point of pickling is to save it for later.

      • Sean

        😛

    • Pope Jimbo

      I’m excited to attend the big dance in celebration of our brined foods.

      The Pickle Ball is the biggest social event of the year!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I don’t like the song but I thought Boy George was dead for some reason so…good for him I guess.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, 🥴.

        I don’t recognize Boy George there. Of the contributors there, I would more likely just launch a Peter Murphy or Killing Joke track at this point.

      • Sean

        Yeah, it didn’t jiggle my handle either. Still found it interesting.

    • rhywun

      Aiieeee it’s feeding me a video still of Whoopi. Voting for Donald was worth it to bring that harpy to tears.

    • UnCivilServant

      You mean you didn’t mod them to have a bank of dip switches instead?

  11. DEG

    Mornin’