The Hat and The Hair Animated: ReRun ep 39

by | Nov 20, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 89 comments

I started to get a bit more meta with the writing, not being constrained by having to construct a conversation out Donald’s own words was rather freeing. The Hat really started to let his freak flag fly.

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  1. Old Man With Candy

    It begins, the new chapter.

    • Fourscore

      Will we be reading it on the week ends?

      Inquiring minds and all…

  2. Sensei

    Your Trump Taj Mahal trivia. In HS I was a floating bank teller. One of the branches I worked was Brigantine right across the bridge was Atlantic City and the Taj.

    Employees would come to cash paychecks over their lunch. First thing was they were purple. The only commercial purple check I’ve ever seen. Second thing was the signatory was Ivanka Trump. Third thing is they frequently bounced. They were the only employer payroll check that we wouldn’t cash for customers without the same amount of cash in their account and we held the funds against it.

    The Don fucked every small business he could when he was in AC, but made more than a few quite wealthy.

    • Mojeaux

      he Don fucked every small business he could

      This was why I was so anti-Trump at the beginning and most of the way through. I kept saying, “If a man will cheat WITH you, he will cheat ON you,” vis a vis any and all campaign promises.

      Trump was unserious when he first started making noises to run in 2016 because he’d been saying he was going to run for president since 1988. I totally didn’t take him seriously, and then I was as surprised as he was when he started gaining traction.

      But he did a better job than I expected, and then there were the Biden years and I thought, “Fuck it, don’t care.”

      • Fourscore

        I’m expecting the deficit/debt to really soar this time round. Catching up on Biden’s portion plus Trump and drunken sailors have a lot in common. The Demos have no reason to cooperate and will be up to their elbows in fiscal mischief.

        Trump’s bringing back Lighthizer and the other guy that loves tariffs. I’m practicing bending over so I won’t be totally unprepared.

      • Sensei

        The thing is as others commented here. He genuinely likes common people.

        If you aren’t trying to do business with him he was honestly good to people.

      • creech

        “Trump and drunken sailors have a lot in common”
        Not a valid comparison: sailors are spending their money; Trump and D.C. is spending other peoples’ money.

    • SarumanTheGreat

      I personally knew people the OMB screwed over in the 80’s. One of the big reasons why I didn’t vote for him in the 2016 primary. That I voted for him in all three presidential races gives you an idea what I thought of his opponents. I also thought that the governmental bureaucracy would be a check on his worst instincts. I didn’t know then what I know now about DC bureaucracy.

      And I agree with Mojeaux, he did a far better job than I would have suspected, and that despite being under investigation his entire time in office, being unable to put people where he wanted them due to Senatorial obstruction, and being effectively unable to fire anyone after what happened when he dumped blackmailer Comey.

  3. Mojeaux

    Today in tales from the crypt, 91-year-old woman has a little discomfort after mowing the lawn. *life goals*

    • Fourscore

      I wonder if she can run a snow blower? It’s sort of like a lawn mower and self propelled.

  4. MikeS

    I can’t wait for new ones.

    Pitter patter….

    • Fourscore

      You’re gonna be a grandpa? Well, if so, Congrats.

      • MikeS

        lol. No.

        Well, my daughter did just get married a few weeks ago, so only a matter of time.

      • MikeS

        I was referring to new episodes of Hat und Hair.

        Pitter patter, let’s get at’er

      • Spudalicious

        Hey now Mike, don’t go all floppy headed Canuck on us.

      • MikeS

        I am closer to Winnipeg than Fargo, eh. I like mayo on my fries and think poutine is pretty damn delicious. I also love the Mike Plume Band and Big Sugar. And The Red Green Show was fan-fucking-tastic.

        Uh-oh.

      • rhywun

        Uh-oh.

        I understand… I lived in Buffalo long enough to be an honorary Canadian myself.

        To wit… I enjoy the Canadianest band ever.

      • MikeS

        Thanks, Rhy. I don’t recall ever running across those guys. I’m going to check them out more. Very similar to the Tragically Hip. Love those guys.

      • PutridMeat

        I also love the Mike Plume Band and Big Sugar.

        You know what other band is Canadian, eh?

      • rhywun

        I never got into them despite the radio playing them constantly.

      • MikeS

        @ Putrid; Yup! The Guess Who, BTO, April Wine, Steppenwolf, Three Days Grace, Honeymoon Suite, Aldo Nova, Theory of a Dead Man, Nickelback, Anvil, Thousand Foot Crutch.

        Pretty sure that covers any worth mentioning.

      • Aloysious

        Mr. MikeS, Gordon Lightfoot waves hi from the Edmond Fitzgerald.

      • PutridMeat

        I was thinking of Voivod.

        But I suppose you’re right. There really aren’t any other Canadian bands that should be mentioned in the same sentence as Nickelback.

      • rhywun

        Pretty sure that covers any worth mentioning.

        *scoff*

        I have my own long list I won’t bore anyone with.

      • MikeS

        Aloysious; Yes. Gordon is good. I was thinning more of rock bands. There’re many other good ones in other genres, like Lightfoot. Off the top of my head; Stompin’ Tom Conners, Fred Eaglesmith, Corb Lund.

      • MikeS

        Rhy; Don’t rush to any conclusions about the sincerity of my list.

      • Timeloose

        Big Sugar is good stuff Mike

      • MikeS

        @Timeloose 🤘🏻🍁

      • Pope Jimbo

        MikeS:

        Hate to burst your bubble, but even though Justin has dragged Canada to its lowest depths ever, they still aren’t going to let NoDaks become honorary Canadians.

      • Gender Traitor

        Justin has dragged Canada to its lowest depths ever

        Trudeau or Bieber?

    • CPRM

      Working on Next weeks episode. I’ll just say, there has been an eclectic group at Mar A Lago recently…and they all have headwear…

      • MikeS

        DARK MAGA!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Will you do Mika’s hair? Lee Press On Hair!

      • rhywun

        lol Love the twix-pupils

    • Sensei

      Now let’s see if they execute.

      Just bringing them back to DC 5 days a week instead of WAH warms my heart.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I hate everybody.

        It’s a dickhead move, especially after 4 years of it. No different than rubber rooms and fucking with people to get them to quit rather than paying out owed severance or following employer established policies for force reductions.

      • R C Dean

        This ain’t the private sector. There’s no “owed severance amount”, just what a given pubsec would demand to leave voluntarily, and there’s no pubsec policy for force reductions (short, of course, of the legislature passing a law eliminating positions)>

    • R.J.

      That is beautiful. I may send in a resume.

    • rhywun

      Godspeed you crazy emperors.

  5. Tres Cool

    Missing MAGA hats and bleach. But…

    Perhaps the next Jusse Smollet?

    • DrOtto

      The parents definitely sound like they’re fishing for a check.

    • MikeS

      A few things jump out…

      “He was diagnosed with a neck contusion, which is caused by blood trauma to the neck.”

      AKA, bruising

      ‘My son did tell me that they little boy told him, ‘I’m gonna show you how I did people back in the day,” the mother said.

      Really? A 4th grader said that?

      ‘The student was not able to free themselves and the other student involved was also not able to help them.

      “themselves”? Himself you insufferable twats.

      ‘I want to know why is a fourth grader in the same bathroom as a second grader? Most schools have them divided. I feel this is very unacceptable,’ she said.

      Because it’s an elementary school? Are there schools so large that a 4th grader and 2nd grader wouldn’t use the same bathroom?

    • rhywun

      2nd graders aren’t racists unless they are taught to be.

      • rhywun

        Nor 4th graders.

        And yes, there is no reason to separate them. Ridiculous nonsense.

  6. MikeS

    Anybody familiar with Ting? Our homeowners’ is with State Farm and they are offering a free device and free subscription. I want to jump on it, but the skeptic in me wonders if they’re trying to spy on me while simultaneously giving me brain cancer.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I am with State Farm too, and they sent me info on it, but I just ignored it. They did cut the wife’s car insurance down thought, that was nice.

      • MikeS

        I almost stopped reading the ex-employee when he threw out “toxic”. Soooo fucking tired of Gen Z and Y bitching about “toxic” work environments.

        Anyway….it’s free and I am comfortable doing the detective work on my electrical system should it detect anything, so I think I’ll bite. Maybe I’ll even get a discount on my premium.

        My paranoid side has been won over by my frugal and tech-nerdy sides.

      • R.J.

        I can say that past experience with monitoring devices, they get sensitive and falsely trigger over time. The vehicle monitors, for example, will indicate sharp deceleration and potential accidents when no accident has occurred. This happened in a chevy pickup I was driving, so no, it was not on a track or driving crazy. I can see the same thing happening with this concept.

    • rhywun

      Other than apparently stealing their name from my telephone provider? Nope.

      • MikeS

        LOL. When I first searched for it that was the first hit I got and I got momentarily confused.

    • slumbrew

      Same 😀

    • rhywun

      Oh nice

    • MikeS

      LOL. Troll level: Elite

      • rhywun

        I think at this point I would not put it past Joe’s handlers to stick Donald with a nuclear war out of spite.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Spite or incompetence, end is the same.

      • Suthenboy

        Almost rhy. They are angry at the voters. We are the target of their ire. If they are going to be out of power they want to leave mountains of charred bones.

  7. Ozymandias

    Hey, Glib Fam. I’m just driving by to apologize for another AWOL on my article yesterday.
    Best laid plans (again) of Mice and Me…etc.

    I’m in Tucson (Hey RC!) at the moment for oral argument on a govt MTD. Got in yesterday, had to drive to meet client for dinner, argument today, and I’m gone tomorrow. So quick turnaround; distances and obligations just overtook my time.

    I’m going to put the next batch of mishap stories in the hopper so at least TPTB have the content and I will do everything possible to be around for next time one posts, but it’s a crazy time for me professionally with the election results and ongoing lawsuits. The new admin and newly elected officials are all promising relief for those fired over the vax mandate, so I’m finding myself increasingly having to play with staffers on a proposed legislative fix my partners and I wrote that is floating around Team Red’s leadership.

    Anyway, well-wishes to all. The fight goes on.

  8. Grumbletarian

    Bitcoin crossed the $97k mark overnight. And the stock market is doing well. Has Krugman penned an op-ed telling us to sell everything before the markets all crash on January 20th??

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Grumble, and homey!

      • Gender Traitor

        …and U!

      • Gender Traitor

        It’s going pretty well. I’m still annoyed with the coworker who started fiddling with the design/layout of a shared form template – a “Separation Checklist” – that needs to be updated in its substance – who’s responsible for doing what – not its style, especially since the form now needs to be circulated for two newly-ex-employees (and a third reportedly coming soon.) 😒

        How are you?

      • UnCivilServant

        We get to upgrade the sandbox environment today.

        The sandbox is an environment with no users where we test upgrades and configuration changes without fear of causing problems for users and making them angry.

        After that we start upgrading the user environments.

        And of course I messed up my sleep cycle.

      • Gender Traitor

        With two cats, “upgrading the sandbox environment” has an entirely different meaning for me! 😸🐱‍👤

        I hope you can get your sleep cycle back on track ASAP. 🥱

      • Ted S.

        I assume the third employee is the one who fiddled with the design of the form?

      • Gender Traitor

        Sadly, no. Though if it were up to me…

  9. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

      • Ted S.

        The Shadow knows.

      • Ted S.

        Nikolai Gogol nose, too.

  10. LCDR_Fish

    https://www.nationalreview.com/2024/11/pete-hegseth-is-right-for-the-dod/

    ….

    First, it seems abundantly clear that accountability has been missing in the U.S. military for some time. Recently, a Marine officer was court-martialed for social-media posts in which he demanded a reckoning after 13 service members were killed in a suicide bombing at the Hamid Karzai International Airport in Kabul during the disastrous U.S. withdrawal from Afghanistan. Appearing in uniform on multiple occasions, Lieutenant Colonel Stuart Scheller demanded answers from political and military leaders. But as one Army officer observed during the early phases of Operation Iraqi Freedom, “As it stands now, a private who loses a rifle suffers far greater consequences than a general who loses a war.”

    The Wall Street Journal recently published an article that claims that the Trump transition team has drafted an executive order that would “create a board to purge generals, . . . which if enacted, could fast-track the removal” of flag and general officers “found to be lacking in requisite leadership qualities.” Although the article goes on to claim that some view this as an attempt to politicize the military, given the president-elect’s vow to fire “woke generals,” it is in keeping with the pre–World War II “plucking board” established by Army chief of staff George Marshall to review officers’ records and “remove from line promotion any officer for reasons deemed good and sufficient.” The goal, of course, was to remove “dead wood” in order to make room for younger and more capable officers.

    The second, and more fundamental, problem is that too many in the government in general and the Pentagon in particular seem to have forgotten the purpose of the U.S. military. We ask our military to do many things beyond soldiering, but its primary purpose remains what Samuel Huntington, in his classic study of U.S. civil–military relations, The Soldier and the State, called its functional imperative: to fight and win wars. The foundation of this functional imperative is a military “ethos,” which underpins unit cohesion and thereby military effectiveness and fosters trust among soldiers, between superiors and subordinates, and, at the societal level, between soldiers and citizens.

    It has long been an article of faith that, to execute its functional imperative on behalf of the nation, the military of necessity must maintain an identity distinct from that of liberal society. Indeed, a democratic republic faces a paradox: The military cannot govern itself in accordance with the democratic principles of society at large. If the military fails, the society it protects may not survive. And long experience has taught us that certain kinds of behavior are destructive of good order, discipline, and morale, without which a military organization will certainly fail. The goal of military policy must be victory on the battlefield — a purpose that cannot be in competition with any other, including the provision of entitlements, “equal opportunity,” or diversity. Indeed, the battlefield mocks “diversity.” Unfortunately, many of those in positions of responsibility — including far too many senior members of the military itself — seem to have forgotten this imperative.

    ….

    For most of American history, U.S. military leadership stood up for the military ethos, explaining to fellow citizens why it is critical to its effectiveness. It is in large part for this reason that the military has remained one of the most respected institutions in America. But, now, the commitment to “diversity” at all costs is the party line within the Pentagon. No one wants to be accused of racism or sexism, therefore too many officers hold their tongues as the rank and file are indoctrinated by DEI and the like. Those who don’t can find themselves sacked.

    Many distinguished men have held the position of SecDef, but even some with the most sterling credentials, such as James Forrestal, Robert McNamara, Les Aspin, and Donald Rumsfeld, have fallen short of success. Each of these individuals faced different problems. The more successful were able to adapt to the circumstances, whether these involved changes in the security environment, developments in technology, or the availability of resources. The problems that today’s military faces are different and require a correspondingly different sort of SecDef.

    Hegseth fits the bill. He can start by insisting on the accountability of senior officers and demanding that the officer corps renew its commitment to the military ethos as the foundation of professionalism. The unfortunate fact is that, although the U.S. military claims to be professional, it acts like just another self-interested bureaucracy. Officers owe it to their profession — and, more importantly, to the American people — to subject themselves to the demands of accountability. Equally important is that they say publicly what most say privately: that bending the military ethos to the demands of DEI undermines military effectiveness, and this will lead inexorably to a disaster on some future battlefield. If the U.S. military wants to maintain its standing with the American people, its leadership needs to display some moral courage. Perhaps Hegseth can help provide the requisite backbone.

    Stop…I can only get so erect.

    • Ted S.

      TL; DR

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The generals could a good purging, a bunch of incompetent politically connected fucks (almost) all. Then promote the colonels and their equivalents in the other services who got passed over because they couldn’t in good conscience keep their mouths shut. If we were to get in a war with a near peer with our current batch we’d, at least at first, take a beating that’d make McClellan’s ass whipping look like child’s play.

      • Ted S.

        Don’t purge them; deploy them instead.

    • Suthenboy

      We are long overdue for a course correction. The left has strayed off too far into crazy land. Moral courage is exactly what we need and the lack of it is how we got here.

    • Grummun

      If the current administration keeps fucking around, we may need competent military leadship very soon, indeed.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I’ve heard such people referred to as desk generals up here. In reality, if you get to the level of Lt. Colonel at HQ, you’re effectively no different from any other government bureaucrat. I’ve met some of them, and have a friend who’s met many more. They are not impressive people.

  11. Sensei

    One of my favorite car YouTube channels has a personal channel as well.

    First day of deer season in NYS. I was almost exclusively a bird shooter, but it brings back childhood memories. I love that he and his wife do it together.

    Come Hunt With Mrs.O – Opening Day 2024 NY Deer Season

    She got a nice buck for her day!

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Nice rack!