“Bwa-ha-ha-ha,” Dark Cracky laughed, “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,” he continued, the deep, booming laugh filling the underground corridors of the tunnels under the White House. “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
He paused for a deep breath.
“Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
“Are you done yet?” Hunter asked.
“Of course not,” Dark Cracky said. “Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
Hunter bashed off a piece of Dark Cracky and fished for it in the tunnel muck.
“They are all so mad,” Hunter said, stuffing the filthy crack shard into a glass stem. “Of course Daddy was never going to let me go to jail.”
“Ten-year blanket pardon,” Dark Cracky said. “10% for the Big Guy always pays off.”
“And that sweet Ukraine money keeps rolling in…” Hunter said, then hit the stem with his torch. He exhaled a cloud of grey smoke and groaned, “Dolla-dolla-bill, y’all.”
Dark Cracky laughed.
“I mean, do they use dollars over there?” Hunter asked.
“How am I supposed to know?”
Hit and hit, deep hit, and the Cracky-shard was smoked away.
Hunter leaned against the wall of the tunnel, smiling, lips burnt white… until he heard the whispers…
“What was that?” Cracky asked, eyes frightened dark, staring dark into the tunnel that was enveloped in gloom.
“Hunter…” the voice came from the dark. “Hunter…”
“Who is that?” Cracky asked, his voice cracking.
“Who’s there?” Hunter said, trying to light the tunnel up with his crack torch.
A face, a hideous face, appeared, hovering in the darkness.
“LOOMER!” Cracky screamed and pissed himself. “RUN!”
ALOL.
I am assuming that these are not the Kennedy Fucktunnels, but different tunnels. LL may be crazy, but she seems too fragile to survive the mutants.
Its the Trump Tunnels that J6ers were given maps to
Bwa ha ha!
BWA HA HA!
Bewa ha haaaah!
Good… but this remains my mental go-to.
Does Cracky regenerate himself while Hunter sleeps?
Also, that face could win first prize in a scary jack-o-lantern contest.
It looks like that puppet(?) from the Saw movies, crossed with something from Team America: World Police
Way to ruin my joke in the afternoon links.
You aren’t wrong
LOL
I had a AI mashup, but the link led to automatically downloading the pic, so Ill just be frightened here as it now looms on my desktop
https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-07-2016/E0AcWy.gif
See, and here I think of Smile.
Dark Cracky is ‘regenerated’ by the Secret Service detail, trying to keep Hunter from buying it out in the Mall.
I just assumed he was the distilled evil of Humanity — constantly being replenished by our sins.
Oh my god! What’s wrong with your faaaace?!
I was unaware of the craziness of Laura Loomer.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-laura-loomer-hunter-biden-pardon-b2658727.html
From the headline, I was hoping to actually see them smacking each other.
My eyes!
But yeah I know rAcIsM is the literal worst but wake me up when either of these individuals does anything that approaches the evil of say, a President.
Ye gads!
Is that real? Or shopped?
Still, it’s always nice to see Dark Cracky!
Real. Source provided.
https://www.survivalresources.com/topnews19/laura-loomer-before-and-after.html
these should not be on Wednesday which is a no alcohol day
You can move the no-alcohol day but Wednesday is SugarFree day.
all my drinks are sugar free either dry wine or whiskey
I’m pretty sure all wine has some sugar in it.
Whiskey is good though.
Dry red wine is basically sugar free.
White wines may have some residual sugar or may be completely dry.
like crack, one or two grams don’t count
Commie circle jerk (Probably paywalled)
Nevertheless, there are tools and methodologies available to facilitate rebuilding, these experts said in Cairo, from post-disaster land readjustment strategies to geospatial mapping, which can instantly assess the damage and define the land use parameters of reconstruction.
At WUF12, those with experience with the devastation of warfare on cities talked about the importance of neighborhood-scale planning. Mona Fawaz, professor in urban studies and planning at the American University of Beirut, warned against a focus on rebuilding individual buildings, which can engender competition. Instead, she envisioned building a “collective” that would have “custody over the neighborhood and the space of negotiation with public authorities. Once we don’t focus on the collective and we don’t put the public at the center of our attention, what happens is that people don’t come back.”
Another challenge, she said, is the regulatory framework. Consider that cities and villages in southern Lebanon, for example, were built before modern building codes: “So the framework allows only for reconstruction not as it used to be before, which destroys heritage and the sense of identity in these collectives, or then to build illegally.”
Let the NGOs and nonprofits control rebuilding the cities. Paradise awaits. Whatever you do, don’t let people think or act for themselves.
*also applies to Lahaina and other natural disaster sites
Wow.
So is xhe saying that when they rebuild these Lebanese villages, her NGO won’t allow indoor plumbing?
Making cholera and typhus great again?
WUF12 sounds like the worst Maroon 5 cover band ever. A real dog.
OT – continued from earlier.
The shooter arrived at the scene about five minutes before Thompson arrived, NYPD Chief of Detectives Joseph Kenny said at the news conference.
“People passed the suspect, but he appeared to wait for his intended targeted,” Tisch said.
After Thompson exited his hotel across the street and walked to the Hilton for the investors conference, the shooter stepped onto the sidewalk from behind a car and shot the CEO in the back, Kenny said.
“The shooter then walks toward the victim and continues to shoot. It appears that the gun malfunctions, as he clears the jam and begins to fire again,” he said.
Dude seemed to know what he was doing.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-chest-midtown-manhattan-masked-gunman-large/story?id=116446382
Also no security which really surprises me. Having been to exactly these investors conferences they usually had more than one security person who was armed.
but why not shoot with a sniper from a window like the movies? though I assume shooting close lower the risk of collateral damage and you can make sure he dead…
That’s extremely hard to do given the angles involved with buildings in NYC and how narrow the streets are.
This has a much higher probability of success.
NYC is cluttered, you’re going to have limited options for line of sight and no ability to pursue if your shot misses. Plus a dude with a rifle is more readily spotted unless you’re on a Secret Service detail
Looks personal to me.
You want to up close for that.
Thompson lived in Minnesota, where the company is based.
There’s your motive. Probably a disgruntled Sconnie.
Does Tim Walz have an alibi? What about his crazy wife?
If the shooter did use a can, and did clear a malfunction and continue shooting…that’s nearly unheard of. I’m now thinking that some three-tour GWOT vet might have just got his kids’ cancer treatment denied.
If so he’s probably long gone.
It’s like a spy novel.
Maybe, but probably not. It’s really really hard to pull off a complete disappearing act in the modern Western world. Not impossible, but there’s a bunch of stuff you need to pull off exactly right, and you need to be lucky besides.
It’ll be interesting to see how this shakes out.
In the spy novel, there’s an awesome disguise in that backpack. Five minutes later, he emerges from a parking garage as an overweight Hasidic Jew.
Here’s video:
https://x.com/LibertyLockPod/status/1864376225059213341
to be fair could have been cleaner. should have gone closet and got it done in 3 shots two to the torso one to the head.
Mulitple stove pipes? Limp wristed shooter? Doesn’t look like anyone with a lot of experience. Or a cheap bastard buying a crappy pistol and/or ammo.
Tundra – wow!
kinnath – if that’s silenced can’t that wreck havoc with proper cycling?
I know nothing about them.
Sensei:
Pretty damn calm, huh?
I have no experience with silencers.
Subsonic ammo?
Tundra – thanks. That clears a few things up.
Kinnath – nope, not a limp-wristed shooter. I’ll tell you exactly what that was. That was a homemade silencer (or Wish.com solvent trap) with no Nielsen device installed.
This makes me re-think whether this was a competent pro, or just some haphazard twit with a grudge. Honestly, why waste the effort using a silencer if you’re gonna blast a dude in broad daylight on a public sidewalk in front of witnesses?
Doesn’t look like he was wearing gloves.
Got three shots off. Every shot resulted in a jammed pistol.
The link – https://www.silencercentral.com/blog/what-is-a-nielsen-device/
thank you sheldon
Indeed, thank you, Sheldon.
Nice to have experts around.
Thanks, Sheldon. Very interesting.
Every shot resulted in a jammed pistol.
Lorcin or HiPoint?
Was he catching his brass with his left hand? Maybe this was intentional to.
Too low res to tell.
Broke video link now. I’ll look again later.
He couldn’t have been using a suppressor, NFA items are banned in NY.
You don’t want to be deaf in prison — you need to be able to hear them sneaking up on you.
Fun fact: Back in the 1920’s Frank Phillips (one of the Phllips Petroleum founders) had personal elevator from his office on top of the Philtower to a secret tunnel to the hotel with his apartment to avoid this sort of thing. My brother worked on that floor of the Philtower for a couple of years so I got to access said elevator/tunnel. It was surprisingly Batman.
The CEOs I’ve dealt with usually travel with one or two retired cops. Enough to deter a physical attack, probably not enough to stop an ambush with a firearm.
Same. This isn’t VIP politician level security. I’m not suggesting the outcome would have been different, but the shooter may have also been shot.
My cousin is (early) retired NYPD and was driving a hedge fund guy for a while.
The “armed” bit was a key requirement for the job, especially since he can carry in NYC w/o problems (as a former King’s Man).
Lamp posts and woodchippers for all of them!
At some point, even free-market capitalists are going to have to acknowledge that these “private companies” are just uncredited bureaucratic agencies for the gummint—and that it is never going to change and will only get worse. We are in that stage of the prosperity cycle where it all comes crashing down and we have to start all over again.
/black-pilled
[insert “it’s a man baby” gif]
Is this peak WSJ euphemism?
The Syrian Civil War Erupts Again
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/the-syrian-civil-war-erupts-again-middle-east-c341d935?st=vq9hwJ&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
eruptions are so unpredictable.
democratic forces – I assume it depends on your definition of democratic
The one thing nobody is fighting for in Syria is “democracy”.
The war just “erupted” and Russia filled the vacuum in a country where they already had a naval base. OK.
How loose a definition of democratic are we actually using here?
I didnt know anything about this Loomer person. My first impression was “That’s a man baby!”. Now I see the before and after pics….what the fuck was she thinking? What did she do? Yikes.
the patriarchy made her do it.
And made her pay for it!
It’s another version of “born in the wrong body.” Her mental illness manifest in plastic surgery.
She is in and out of the Trump orbit, acting as his attack dog during the primaries (she was the point-creature on the DeSantis smears.) She oversteps, then Trump Co. pulls back from her, but he can’t seem to scape her off his shoe.
The main stream media likes to use her as a Trump source, because she is an inflammatory whackadoodle.
That’s a very good summary. To me she just seemed normal MAGA at first, but just before the election she let out her inner whack a doodle.
There’s a certain milieu that finds that look attractive. I don’t get it.
Yeah? I suppose. I remember reading about a guy in Germany that died from fucking a hornet’s nest he pulled down out of a tree. No matter who or what you are there is someone out there….
Or a cheap bastard buying a crappy pistol and/or ammo.
Single use, to be tossed off a bridge? You don’t spend a lot on that.
But not wearing gloves. Has to wipe it down before pitching it.
Plus this AM in NYC was cold. I was wearing a pair walking to work for the first time this winter.
It’s surprisingly hard to shoot a pistol while wearing gloves, even very well-fitting ones.
He could have taped the gun with something that doesn’t pick up prints, or maybe super-glued his fingertips. I suspect that we’ll find out sooner rather than later.
My bet is an extortion gang, probably an illegal immigrant hitman working on the cheap. Looking at the size of the guy next to a car validates my belief of it being a South American hit man.
R.J. – In NYC? No way…
DNA doesnt wipe off.
My bet is simple murder before the guy could squeal. Apparently UHC has been behaving badly.
As an aside, I read that their revenues are $189 billion. For a company that makes nothing.
I dunno. If I was going to kill a man (and get away with it), I don’t think pinching pennies would be a priority.
Or – was he catching the brass between shots?
It was very obviously a pro hit, the only catch is the gun. After watching the video I see the description I was given by the news is not accurate. Color me shocked.
He knew the gun was going to jamb. His reaction time and proficiency clearing the gun tells me he has done that before more than a few times.
They are never gonna catch that guy is my guess. They might figure out who hired him but the shooter? Unlikely. He is back in Ohio in a small house in the middle of nowhere….that nice retired guy that lives down the road.
If I were planning on killing someone who is not immediately threatening human life I would probably sit down and think about how I got there. Perhaps come up with a different plan.
We live in a weird universe. My take away from the NYC hit: when the shtf and you need a gun to work, even a gun you have used for 1000 times with no failures, the gun is going to fail. Always carry two.
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-annex-canada-and-rename-it-gay-north-dakota
Minnesota Nice in action.
Catching up on the mandatory diversity training videos at work, and some woman in the video just identified as a “plant mom”.
…and a plant mom is…..?
I think she likes gardening?
Thanks to Google’s AI
A plant mommy is someone who cares for their plants as much as they would a pet or family member. The term “plant parenting” is a colloquial phrase that’s been embraced by people of all ages.
I really didn’t need add this to my memory, however.
At least here in the west we seem to go through cycles of having some sub-culture that tries to ignore reality and then having it crash in ruin….then another one rise up a generation later. I would say we are close to the crashing part now.
Is that like a trap house?
A face, a hideous face, appeared, hovering in the darkness.
Definitely a hideous picture of her.
woman in the video just identified as a “plant mom”.
Permanent vegetative state?
Wrong “CEO” – now I know why there was no security.
He was the CEO of UnitedHealthcare. The CEO – CEO is Andrew Witty of UnitedHealth Group.
https://www.startribune.com/brian-thompson-unitedhealthcare-shot-nyc/601190599
JFC, not again. Donald, you weren’t doing that bad, why repeat a mistake?
You knew the good times would end soon. He will revert to his normal self.
He went to jail for Trump. Of course he’s getting a job. Hate him if you want, he isn’t a backstabbing piece of shit like Kelly, Barr, Pompeo, Bolton…
We’ll see about that, won’t we? He hasn’t actually shown us the postdated pardon forms.
They sent FJB to the wrong Angola.