Saturday evening Links

by | Jan 18, 2025 | Daily Links | 123 comments

It’s Divisional Playoff weekend! I expect the Chefs to decimate the Texans. Baltimore/Washington could be a better game with the Rookie of the Year as the ‘skins qb versus Lamar Jackson, who could very well be the league MVP. I don’t think the ‘skins are quite ready for this level yet, though.

Note: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I screwed up. Leave me alone.

Links?

It appears the Iranian opposition isn’t going to let Israel have all the fun. This isn’t how the Mossad works.

Never change Donny, never change.

“What are we going to do with all these pussy hats?”

I expect the Chinee will take Kevin O’Leary’s $20 billion cash deal.

Um, they died out for a reason?

“Adolf was a tender lover.”

Deep, dark secrets of the CIA. Insert eye roll emoji.

Okay, enough of that silliness. Peace out, Glibbies.

I said a couple of weeks ago that I would post this. I think “When The Levee Breaks” is a better compilation, this isn’t far behind.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

123 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    Baltimore/Washington could be a better game

    So that’s your Super Bowl prediction? 🤔

    • Spudalicious

      Whoops! Screwed that six ways to Sunday. Well, I’m not changing it.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Um, they died out for a reason?

    They were tasty and we hadn’t developed domestication yet?

  3. Shpip

    When four Eurasian lynxes were released illegally into the Scottish Highlands this month…

    Charles Darwin wasn’t Scottish, but he was always looking for the missing lynx.

    • UnCivilServant

      Four isn’t a viable population, they’ll die out again in a few generations.

      • Gender Traitor

        Maybe they’ll interbreed with domestic cats

        Best get a sturdy scratching post for the resulting kittens. 😳🐆🐆🐆

      • R.J.

        You could buy leopards at stores in Britain up until the early 1970s, I think. All kinds of wild cats interbreeding out there in the English wood.

      • R C Dean

        Leopards? Jeebus. I rank them behind tigers and ahead of lions on the list of “never want to meet in the wild”.

    • Trigger Hippie

      +2 aquatic iguanas.

  4. Shpip

    The scientists trying to bring the woolly mammoth back to life

    If they want to do that, the first thing they have to do is convert the central Siberian prairie back into forest for habitat.

    One steppe at a time, I suppose.

    • hayeksplosives

      🙄 I acknowledge your pun with an eye roll, as is tradition.

      More seriously though, a cloned woolly mammoth is not going to have the correct gut biome that it would have had from its mother 12000 years ago.

      This smacks of playing God.

    • Trigger Hippie

      That’s a simple plain, more or less.

      /Stares without expression at hp

  5. The Late P Brooks

    The Houstons are keeping it interesting.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Angelica for the touchdown!

      • Spudalicious

        She’s a man, baby!

    • hayeksplosives

      That missed extra point is gonna come back to haunt them.

  6. hayeksplosives

    I don’t know if it’s my connection or the NFL broadcast, but the sound keeps cutting out for a second and coming back.

    I’m watching on Hulu over Xfinity. Usually no problem.

    • R C Dean

      Not a problem here (Fubo over Xfinity cable).

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Watching OTA here and same thing.

    • Tundra

      Nice to see you! Happy new year and I hope you are well!

      • hayeksplosives

        Happy New Year, Tundra!

        I’m doin’ good ovah here.

    • Mojeaux

      Yes here too with YouTube TV.

      I missed the last half of the last quarter. I was learning nursing things.

    • Common Tater

      It’s not just you. Screen kept going black.

      • R.J.

        Does Tubi have it? See if they do. Maybe a better stream

      • Common Tater

        Tubi has live football? Well, anyway, it was very annoying, but the game is over now.

      • R.J.

        Yes. They got rights to the superbowl. Maybe some other games too.

      • Common Tater

        OK, cool, I didn’t know that.

  7. Tundra

    I said a couple of weeks ago that I would post this. I think “When The Levee Breaks” is a better compilation, this isn’t far behind.

    I saw that during the retardation. Perfect.

    In other news, Kelce is a faggot.

    How’s everyone tonight?

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Yeah, what’s with that haircut?

      • Spudalicious

        Taylor wanted told him to cut it that way.

  8. Ownbestenemy

    This is CNN

    But the Constitution is clear in what it does and does not allow.

    A whole follow us guide on the Constitution.

    Seems they discovered a copy and decided NOW is the time to maybe look at it. Of course, will be tossed when convient.

    Surprising though, it’s missing thr 28th Amendment.

    • Grumbletarian

      Republicans like Sen. Mitch McConnell opposed impeaching Trump in 2021 for trying to overturn the 2020 election because they said he would still face criminal prosecution. But the slow pace of his prosecution paired with his reelection, however, resulted in the charges being dropped. And the Supreme Court, a third of which was appointed by Trump during his first term, has since created a new type of immunity for presidents.

      Totes objective.

      • R C Dean

        “created a new type of immunity for presidents”

        Out of thin air!

        To be fair, immunity for government officials generally was created out of thin air. Clarifying how it applies to the President, however, was not “creating a new type of immunity”.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I still say this is completely backwards, up until the post-2020 lawfare against Trump it was generally assumed that presidents were immune from prosecution for actions taken while in office, and the Supreme Court’s ruling opened the door for future lawfare by saying they can be prosecuted if their actions aren’t part of their “official duties”.

    • rhywun

      Unlike any other president, Donald Trump has tested the words and ideas in the literal text of the US Constitution, from the Preamble through the 27th Amendment.

      LOL taps out.

      • Common Tater

        “literal text”

        LOL

      • rhywun

        Like, OMG.

      • Ownbestenemy

        The part I quoted got me. Cause I am sure I can find 100 articles on CNN that says fuck the constitiuon and president’s should just declare things.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      I like the way the article flaps back and forth between reasonable annotations like this:

      To declare War, grant Letters of Marque and Reprisal, and make Rules concerning Captures on Land and Water;

      American military action abroad today is authorized under a decades-old authorization for the use of military force enacted after the 9/11 terror attacks. Congress has not actually declared war since World War II, despite multiple military engagements in the years since then.

      and random swipes at Trump

      No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.

      The qualifications for the presidency are relatively simple. A convicted felon — which Trump became after his New York criminal trial — is not prohibited from serving in the White House.

    • Ownbestenemy

      What is crazy…I like it, to a point. Yes we need to get back to understanding the Constitution and the press as a whole has that dying perspective to be able to do that.

      It’s just ya’ll hacks (CNN) and it’s bullshit.

  9. Shpip

    They weren’t kidding when they said flamin’ hot

    SPRINGFIELD, Mo. – A judge sentenced a woman to 12 years in prison after using Takis tortilla chips to set fire to a Springfield home with three people inside it.

    Patricia Williams, 44, pleaded guilty to first-degree arson for sparking the house fire in the 2300 block of North Weller Avenue on August 11, 2023. Investigators said witnesses said the fire had been intentionally set and identified Williams.

    That’s a hard forty-four. Suffice it to say, she’s no hottie.

  10. Spudalicious

    The fourth quarter is proceeding as expected.

  11. rhywun

    The smaller, quieter march is a reflection of the muted exasperation and a likely symptom of political fatigue that has settled in among anti-Trump forces that were once the driving force of American politics.

    I guess delusion hasn’t left the building eight years later. You keep telling yourselves that you’re just “fatigued”. Have an energy drink or something; that will put you in power again. 🙄

    • juris imprudent

      It’s exhausting battling reality.

  12. rhywun

    Sidelinked on the Adolf bit.

    Charlamagne tha God has revealed that he is rethinking his view that Donald Trump is a fascist after expressing frustration with Democrats since the election.

    😂🤣

    Is it possible that he has opened a dictionary and looked up the meaning of “fascist”…?

    • R C Dean

      “Charlemagne can read” is an implication that is lacking evidentiary support, as far as I know.

      • Common Tater

        He was smart enough not to support BLM.

    • Chafed

      While his claim was ridiculous, kudos to the guy for rethinking his position.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that puts him above, well, anyone on MSM.

    • creech

      Adolph a tender lover? When I have time, I’ll recount what an acquaintance once told me about “Aunt” Eva and “Wolf.”

    • Jarflax

      Fascism is the least defined ‘ideology’ out there. It is so ill defined that I am not sure the word is useful except as an insult at this point. It’s supposedly right wing, yet every fascist movement so far subordinates private ownership of industry and finance to the State, installs or expands the social safety net, and overturns tradition in favor of its own manufactured cultural symbols and customs.

      • Suthenboy

        Brute force alone is not enough to subjugate a people. Bribery in the form os socialism is required.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    The smaller, quieter march is a reflection of the muted exasperation and a likely symptom of political fatigue that has settled in among anti-Trump forces that were once the driving force of American politics.

    They got their heads handed to them. That tends to wear you down.

    • SarumanTheGreat

      The people failed them. The Replacement Project didn’t bring in a new People fast enough.

      They’ll remember how the American People betrayed them, and double down.

      • Suthenboy

        This. That is it in a nutshell.

        “Once they are demoralized you cannot fix them. No matter how much authentic information you give them they cannot draw a sensible conclusion.” – That Russian dude.

        In the morning line OMWC referred to The Devil and Daniel Webster. I wonder if that is taught/read/explained in school these days?
        Stop. The question is rhetorical.

        Also, regarding the CNN article: I have a reflexive ad-hominem reaction these days to anything coming from the left. They absolutely NEVER argue in good faith so as soon as they start speaking I just turn them off in my head. I dont bother listening to them anymore at all. I hear ‘CNN’ and before I hear what it is I turn my thoughts elsewhere.

    • Chafed

      I was sure the pussy hats would convince people.

  14. Mojeaux

    Welp. 😁

    • juris imprudent

      Not really impressed with KC though, they seemed to catch every break during the regular season. I give either the Bills or Ravens a fair shot next week.

      • Jarflax

        As long as there is a referee they have an edge.

      • Mojeaux

        This was a bit of a cleaner win than they’ve had most of the season. My husband is sooooooooo sick of me saying, “They’re being sloppy.”

      • Common Tater

        Either it’s now against the rules to tackle a QB, or Taylor Swift promised to blow the refs.

      • Tundra

        As long as there is a referee they have an edge.

        The Vikings say hey.

      • Trigger Hippie

        ‘Not really impressed with KC though, they seemed to catch every break during the regular season.’

        And last year they didn’t, finished 11-6, and still won the Superbowl. This year didn’t really feel any different aside from catching the breaks they fumbled last year. And here they are again in the AFC Championship Game for the seventh straight year…with a bit more luck on their side.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I remember watching it live and laughing my ass off. Kamala getting snubbed and disallowed entry into The Presidential It Club, and her visible consternation was glorious to see. And rewatch! Forcing them to sit apart from the others, all by themselves, was deserved. Ouch.

      I would love to know what Trump and Obama talked about. It did seem fairly genuine, and I (like to) imagine they were actively making fun of Harris, something that unites ’em.

  15. cavalier973

    The inauguration was reportedly moved to the Capitol rotunda, but then was changed to the White House.

    I need to get some more tin foil.

  16. Common Tater

    Fuck.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Yeah, Fuck

    • rhywun

      Fuck?

      • Common Tater

        Lions keep turning the ball over.

      • rhywun

        I haven’t been watching.

        Huh, a surprise result would be something different for a change.

  17. Common Tater

    Goff needs to settle down.

  18. Common Tater

    Refs have been wildly inconsistent. Mahomes barely gets touched, twice it’s 15-yards. Goff gets hit in the head — when he doesn’t even have the ball — and has to go to the blue tent, and no penalty?

    • Tundra

      I agree with you, but I don’t think that was a penalty.

      And the refs have been ludicrous lately.

      • Common Tater

        Well, maybe by the old rules, but hitting a QB in the head, helmet on helmet, is an automatic penalty.

      • Tundra

        Not when he’s no longer a QB

      • Common Tater

        How was he no longer a QB?

        They’ve also been calling helmet to helmet regardless.

      • Tundra

        The play changed.

      • Common Tater

        It changed because of an interception?

      • Tundra

        Yes. He’s just another player at that point.

        Sorry he got popped, but that’s the game.

    • Brochettaward

      I’m not watching because they’ve ruined the product with the officiating and rule changes or “points of emphasis” that go beyond what the rulebook actually states.

      That said, the Chiefs have benefited from friendly officiating all year long.

  19. Fourscore

    Damn it! Just got an email that my best friend’s wife past away yesterday. My friend was here yesterday afternoon for a few minutes and was with his wife when she passed in the evening. While it was not unexpected reality in a bitch. A funeral a week ago, missed one yesterday because of a prior commitment and now this.

    My friend had really helped me when I built my house and garage. He was the first kid I met when we moved to the woods in 1952, we drank a lot of refreshments as teenagers, possibly hunted without regards to seasons/licenses, speared fish at night with the game warden looking for us. In other words we were doing kids stuff in rural America.

    They had been married 67 years. Fortunately his family is nearby and all get along.

    • DEG

      My condolences.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m so sorry, Fourscore

      • Fourscore

        Thanks. Wanda had been in Hospice for some time but it’s still a sad surprise. She was at her daughter’s home for the past 6 weeks or so, which is only a few miles from where Wanda lived. Kids, grand kids and great grand kids are all near by.

    • Common Tater

      Sorry 🙁

      On the upside, it must be great to have friend like that for so long.

      • Fourscore

        Wanda and Gus live(d) about 2 miles from us now and we were always socializing, helping one another. They were one of the reasons we moved back here when we retired. Them and other old friends. Now the ranks are thinning.

        I’m the class historian by default. I did a survey last week with my high school year book. As far as I can determine there are about 35 left , known or unknown from a class of about 100. Scattered, of course. We’re all the same age, of course, and well past our best used by date.

    • Tundra

      I’m very sorry Fourscore.

      Praying for all your people.

    • Evan from Evansville

      My condolences, as well. I’m glad your boyhood friend had a helluva life and helped yours. The memories live on.

      (And no more statute of limitations, amirite? The idea of rural shit back then embarrasses my testicles. Docs today’d try to convince me I *DO* have a pseudo-pussy, they’ve retreated so far inward.)

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Sorry, Fourscore.

      we drank a lot of refreshments as teenagers, possibly hunted without regards to seasons/licenses, speared fish at night with the game warden looking for us.

      Become ungovernable!

    • Sean

      My condolences.

  20. Common Tater

    OFFS!!

  21. The Hyperbole

    Re: The Weight , while not as obviously stupid kumbaya shit as say “Imagine” or “Signs” I’ve always founds that song off-putting. Gives off the same filthy hippie vibe.

    • slumbrew

      Annoyingly, I find myself in total agreement with you, for once.

      • rhywun

        *researches*

        Oh, yeah. Never cared for it.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      The Weight , while not as obviously stupid kumbaya shit as say “Imagine” or “Signs” I’ve always founds that song off-putting. Gives off the same filthy hippie vibe.

      How can one persons’s opinion be SO WRONG?

      I love “The Weight”.

      • Suthenboy

        Human potential is near infinite.

        ‘Filthy Hippy Vibe’ is correct and applies to a great many works that I love.
        The derogatory term is an acknowledgement that hippy vibe comes in two forms – one is the ideal…girls with flowers in their hair, a higher spiritual awareness, a love of humanity, etc. The other is the reality…sloth, selfishness, girls with stinky hairy armpits, the smell of sour, stale sex , patchouli, and pot. This one has strong machiavellian undertones while the former a carefree lightness of being.
        One is happiness, the other needs a hair cut, a bath and to get a job.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “The Weight”

      Sucks.

  22. R.J.

    I heard the Lions are getting their asses kicked.

  23. whiz

    You might remember my wife’s nonprofit, Home Allies, was formed a few years ago to provide some low- or no-income housing for people who have trouble renting due to spousal abuse, loss of job, medical issues, or other reasons that make traditional landlords not want to rent to them. The original plan to build 8 apartments never got off the ground due to inflation and high interest rates, but Home Allies is now operating 5 apartments in a converted old house that it bought in May.

    We now have 5 tenants in a one-year program where we help them look for a job, enroll in assistance programs, and hopefully provide them with a good reference when they look for more permanent housing. We have already had one “graduate” who has moved on to a more permanent place. We have people referred to us from The Salvation Army, among other organizations, and there is always someone in need waiting when a spot in our building opens up.

    I’m sending this note because we are applying for a new grant from the local Housing Trust, and they prefer to give to organizations that have support from private citizens. Dollar amounts are important, but so is the number of people who donate. We’ve had some $1000+ donations recently, but not many people in the last year or so.

    Anyway, if you could send any amount, even $10, by Monday, it would be very helpful to show the Housing Trust that we still have private support. We just found out that they meet on Tuesday (January 21) to decide on the grant. We’ve been very busy fixing up the building and managing the tenants (some of whom are high maintenance) and have neglected fund raising recently, hence the urgency.

    We can accept Venmo (@homealliesames) or PayPal (@homeallies). As I said, any amount is helpful right away, but of course larger amounts would be greatly appreciated, too, going forward.

    I do thank the Glibs who donated before. And a special thanks to the one Glib who has had a recurring monthly donation for the last 2.5 years; you don’t need to do more since you have donated recently!

    Thank you,

    Whiz

    • slumbrew

      Is there a giving link or just send via PayPal, etc?

      • whiz

        For this, just PayPal or Venmo. Thanks!

    • Mojeaux

      Good work! Will do.

    • kinnath

      Done

  24. Yusef drives a Kia

    Its so cold right now the garden spot of the nation is at 41 degrees, we have no true heating system so it electric heaters.
    At the end of the month I fly to Manistee to help drive my sister and kids to OKC, that should be an adventure.
    Any,way
    IM drunk

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      I just stepped onto the deck to “check for bears”. Every step sounded like a gunshot.

      /It’s f’n cold!

  25. Gustave Lytton

    One of the light bulbs in the garage burned out. Remembered Brandon’s idiotic incandescent and halogen ban. Thanks assholes for getting rid of the convenient and easy way to keep the garage from freezing.

  26. PieInTheSky

    So did everyone win their footballs bets?

    Mornin glibbies

  27. Fourscore

    Good Morning, Glibs and paid “lurkers”

    It’s a -25 F this morning, add another 7-8 wind chill degrees. Coldest day so far, the next 2 days are the same. This is the old fashioned stuff I remember as a kid.

    Oddly enough, we’re having some Canadian friends visit today, they’ll probably arrive wearing t-shirts. They’ll only be here for a couple hours so as not to get overheated.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s a balmy 32 here right now, but it’s supposed to get down to -1 later this week. Nothing quite so cold as what you’ve got on the forecast though.

    • Suthenboy

      Good morning all.
      It is a normal winter here FourScore. That means summery weather for you. It will be upper fifties today and down in the upper twenties tonight. For me that is shivering weather. I will keep the fire well stoked.
      What you describe makes me wonder ‘Why the hell would anyone live in a place like that?’.

      • Fourscore

        I’ve lived in many places, TX for 17 years. The incessant heat finally drove me out. The good thing about the cold is that snow is unlikely.

        No one talks about going “Up North” to retire so it doesn’t get crowded with golf carts in the summer. Did I mention the mosquitoes are really big and mean too.?

      • rhywun

        Did I mention the mosquitoes are really big and mean too.?

        Way to bury the lede. 😨

  28. Sean

    I don’t have anything on my iPad rn

    • Sean

      Disregard