“So, I do get to come to the Inauguration, right?” Elon asked.
“Of course you do,” Donald said effusively. “You’re my favorite White person I know.”
“Christ,” the hat said. “Four years of this shit.”
“He keeps talking about Diablo II,” the hair said.
“Bitch should be tightening up his Tyranid loadout,” the hat.
“Oh, God, not you too,” the hair said.
“If I have to play Warhammer with him, so do you,” the hat said.
“My grandkids call you ‘Uncle Elon.’ Barron looks up to you,” Donald continued. “You’re part of the family.”
“Don’t you mean Barron looks down on me?” Elon asked leadingly.
“Yeah, because he’s tall,” Donald said flatly.
“I get it!” the hat crowed.
“Uh, we all got it,” the hair said.
“Humor is subjective,” the hat sniffed.
“That’s what unfunny people always say.”
“I’m fucking hilarious.”
“Yes, knock-knock jokes about pubic hair are the very heights of comedy.”
“Where is my nephew anyway?” Elon asked.
“Getting ready for a tour of the most depraved sex-ports of Asia,” Donald said.
“I could go with him,” Elon offered. “I know a lot about Asian sex. And ports. Like boats.”
“The boy will get a cool five million in cash if he comes back without an STD.”
“Smart,” the hat said.
“What’s smart about it?” the hair asked.
“The boy gets some yellow stank on it, wears a condom, gets five million,” the hat said. “What? Are you stupid or something?”
“His father is a billionaire,” the hair sex. “He doesn’t need five million in cash.”
“He does if he wants a top-line sex bed.”
“Aren’t all beds sex-beds?”
“Yes, very droll” the hat said. “I said a top-line sex bed. It’s like hospital bed, but with pre-set fucking positions, and the mattress is stuffed with money. All tens!”
“Shouldn’t you be launching rockets or something?” Donald asked as Elon lingered in the transitional Oval Office.
“Nah,” Elon said. “I’m cool to hang out.”
“Well, I need to write a Tweet,” Donald said.
“We call them X-creations now,” Elon said proudly.
“No one is going to call them that,” the hair said.
“Excreations?” the hat asked, farting out a button.
“Elon…” Donald said.
“OK, yeah, President business,” Elon said sadly.
“Doesn’t he have, like, eleven kids?” the hair asked. “Can’t he go hang out with them or something?”
“Well, ten-and-a-half,” the hat said.
“Are we still on for dinner?” Elon asked.
“Sure, OK, tremendous,” Donald said joylessly.
“‘Ten-and-a-half kids,’” the hat said.
“Yeah, I get it,” the hair said.
“I told you, I’m fucking hilarious.”
“The boy will get a cool five million in cash if he comes back without an STD.”
Fuckling incentives- how do they work?
It’s all fun and games until you get the clap from a LBFM.
LBFM – Lady Boy From Malaysia?
Filipina. Little Brown Fuck Machine.
Large Breasted Futanari Mermaid.
So Lady Boy From Manila?
Where the clap you get is from the sound of your own cheeks…
A long time ago Jesse recommended (for purely historical reasons giving his tastes) My Secret Life.
Even back the “the clap” was a thing. Though the term “gamahuche” has disappeared.
How is a futanari mermaid even possible?
Anything is possible when you’re the DM!
Or a sufficiently determined artist.
The internet left a layer of mental scar tissue that makes me worry about myself.
How is a futanari mermaid even possible?
Other half of fish and human?
No, Bobarian, that wouldn’t have any visual cues that it’s supposed to be a dude with tits, since there’s nowhere for the mammary glands to be attached.
False!
Or this!
Mermaid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGPIEGJJYI4
“How is a futanari mermaid even possible?”
Damn you for making me give that way more cycles than I ever wanted.
TIL what “futanari” means. Regrettably.
“The boy will get a cool five million in cash if he comes back without an STD.”
Barron’s’ banging for bucks. Boy is smart and better’n downtown
If you cannot hear the Hat’s voice in that statement…you are broken.
“You’re my favorite White person I know.”
Right out of the gate.
Diablo II < Diablo.
Heck, they're not even the same genre.
Huh? They’re both ARPG’s, that started and defined the genre.
Dragon Slayer has a sad.
Diablo was “be sneaky and smart.” Diablo II+ is “we have unlimited enemies spawn now, maximize ur dps, spam and grind”
The one I replay and enjoy the most is original Diablo.
I never really got into Diablo 1, I got sick of that town and didn’t realize that the single dungeon was the game. My sense of progression wasn’t keyed into what the game expected me to key off of and my reaction was “I’m still HERE?!“
Because of the font and my screen at the time, I thought Wirt was “The Pig Legged Boy.”
What an unfortunate deformity.
Yeah, I thought it was just another part of the corruption/horror setting.
Not Adahn:
The Deadly Bulb!
Oh, there’s a pig there.
Warcraft III > Warcraft II > Warcraft. Look how that works! Bro and I rocked 2 hard on Windows 3.1. The intro is burnt into my memory. Oh, the excitement 8yo Ev felt.
https://youtu.be/ZPceWwNia6I
On another coin, Thief (1 and 2) were masterful sneak games. Such a fun setting. Loved FPS, particularly Soldier of Fortune in that time, but a different animal.
“So, I do get to come to the Inauguration, right?” Elon asked.
“Of course you do,” Donald said effusively. “You’re my favorite White person I know.”
What a minute. I thought Elon was African?
😉
A real African-American
“His father is a billionaire,” the hair sex. “He doesn’t need five million in cash.”
I like the typo.
I just noticed that the Sugarfree logo looks like the headstamp at the base of ammunition.
I thought it was a (sugar free) Life-Saver.
Huh. Could be that too.
I mean, I see both now.
It’s the logo from one of the major sugar brands. But I don’t remember which one.
Cyrstal Sugar (google helps)
https://www.target.com/p/crystal-granulated-sugar-4lb/-/A-47095852
This chatroom is so educational.
Now I see all three.
Thanks kinnath. I knew I had seen it but the CTE struck!
You are welcome
A shotgun shell loaded with rock-
saltaspertane.Is that a sweetener for people with Asperger’s?
Any of our MN glibs confirm this is real and/or WTF?
https://dailycaller.com/2025/01/14/tim-walz-democracy-state-house-democrats-boycott-legislative-session/
The Dems have done this sort of thing before in other states. For the authoritarian there is their way or no way at all. King of ashes and all that.
How do you get sworn in in secret? And how does that happen without a quorum?
I dont know MN law. I see a claim there that it is ‘illegitimate’. I dont know that much about the politics of that but I have been told by several old people that the socialist movement got legs in the US because of ‘midwest farmers’. I only generally know about The Grange and problems with railroads. I know my grandfather cursed the railroads any time the subject came up.
I lump all of them in with the other unions, just another flavor of commie.
And Republicans in Democrat controlled state.
It’s real.
https://alphanews.org/minnesota-house-republicans-elect-speaker-as-dfl-members-boycott-first-day-of-session/
Once again, this is what you get when you let the theater kids out of the lockers.
Sounds like a threat to democracy (as opposed to Our Democracy). It’s also pretty stupid since Walz would have to sign any legislation that’s passed, so a check and balance is already in place.
I was reading that they got sworn in, in secret, before the day specified by law for swearing-in. By a retired judge.
Of course it’s illegitimate.
“Well, ten-and-a-half,” the hat said.
Nice.
Mojeaux, I do have some advice. Mrs. Suthenboy went through almost the exact same situation you are in. Her cousins and aunt behaved very badly over a little money and a few acres of land. These days the family mostly doesnt speak. My wife wont speak to them because they were so awful and revealed that. They wont talk because they cannot admit to the horrible shit they did. The money and land is all gone of course but the family is broken. My wife at least has no guilt over what happened.
My advice: Stick by your mom. What happens now and how everyone behaves is something you all will have to live with for the rest of your lives. Take the high road and stay on it.
For SF
Damn you! Damn you to hell!
I hovered over that link and it lied to me!
Worse than being rickrolled. You get promised Jennifer Connelly and you get… that.
Wasn’t intentional! Stupid Reddit and their embedded image crap.
The fact that it exists should surprise no one here.
At the same time, my lack of surprise concerns me a little.
How’s it going, Ozy? Hockey in full swing?
Uh huh. Sure.
The rickroll part wasn’t intentional.
Tundra – I missed last weekend’s games as I was away on business, but have two this Sunday. My knee’s been full of fluid this week, so I’m limping around, but I’m slowly improving, so I think I’ll be good to go for Sunday.
And an apology to Glibs and Editors for not being around on last night’s article, I was caught up with work. Been a recurring theme lately.
I did get the next few AMST’s in the queue with only 2 left to clean up. I think there’s 5 left in toto.
Dogs being assholes:
https://x.com/_ROB_29/status/1879287808189510057
You’re welcome!
At around half or less, I believe pits are under-represented there.
I had a large male (100+ pounds) go straight through a screen door once.
We had a St. Bernard when I was a kid who would just casually walk through it onto the deck.
Dags! Gotta love em
One Easter we were at the in-laws with our GSD. Everybody was in the dining room except for the dog. My spider sense was tingling so I went into the kitchen just as she was grabbing the roast from the counter. I got it back just in time. My wife laughed so hard when I told her about it on the way home!
Bookmarked for the next time my wife mentions she wants a dog.
It’s peace on our time in the Middle East, thanks to Joe Biden! And we are all going to sleep with a supermodel next week, and discover that pizza, wine and ice cream all have zero calories!
A temporary cease fire that returns “some” of the hostages.
They’re joking, right?
No, they are incapable of joking.
“Christ,” the hat said. “Four years of this shit.”
Preach it, Hat. Preach it.
He’s got a pen, a checkbook, and a magic hat
— President Joe Biden on Tuesday signed an ambitious executive order on artificial intelligence that seeks to ensure the infrastructure needed for advanced AI operations, such as large-scale data centers and new clean power facilities, can be built quickly and at scale in the United States.
The executive order directs federal agencies to accelerate large-scale AI infrastructure development at government sites, while imposing requirements and safeguards on the developers building on those locations. It also directs certain agencies to make federal sites available for AI data centers and new clean power facilities. Those agencies will help facilitate the infrastructure’s interconnection to the electric grid and help speed up the permitting process.
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A report released by the Department of Energy last month estimated that the electricity needed for data centers in the U.S. tripled over the past decade and is projected to double or triple again by 2028, when it could consume up to 12% of the nation’s electricity.
Wishcraft!
A solar farm the size of the Louisiana Purchase ought to cover it.
We hear your pain.
Under the new rules, the departments of Defense and Energy will each identify at least three sites where the private sector can build AI data centers. The agencies will run “competitive solicitations” from private companies to build AI data centers on those federal sites, senior administration officials said.
Developers building on those sites will be required, among other things, to pay for the construction of those facilities and to bring sufficient clean power generation to match the full capacity needs of their data centers. Although the U.S. government will be leasing land to a company, that company would own the materials it creates there, officials said.
Private companies could never identify potential locations on their own. But they’ll jump right on that “clean energy” commitment.
But remember the other guy is the fascist.
Red pill:
https://calmatters.org/environment/2025/01/trump-california-withdraws-diesel-clean-air-rules/
“Because Trump is unlikely to approve them, California has no choice but to abandon its groundbreaking rules for zero-emission trucks and cleaner locomotives.”
Boom.
Is “groundbreaking” another word for “Insane”?
Not sure why they state that Trump has to approve such rules when other states don’t seem to think so.
Does California even have “severe air pollution” anymore? Anyway, if this sticks the jig is up. If California of all places can’t sacrifice enough for Gaia, nobody can.
The air pollution there is not from vehicles. For the last 30 years cars are so goddamn clean it’s amazing.
Someone needs to take a flamethrower to CARB.
Related:
https://x.com/KylieRoseMM/status/1879560663430987898
It’s past time to revoke CA special authority to set “environmental” rules otherwise preempted by the Commerce Clause. That’s what they need to be doing, not dinking around the edges.
Red pill:
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Just saw that, but have not read it yet. Maybe the folks on the coast have suddenly realized they have bigger fish to fry.
The butt hurt is palpable.
Lol. Liar.
Sunlight has been linked to cancer. How is smog at blocking UV?
Bah!
Stupid shift key.
The butt hurt is palpable.
Reality sucks, man. Physics is a pitiless foe.
Sidekick Jonah: “Hey, Lara, what’s that you’re wearing?”
Lara Croft: “Jaguar pelt.”
Jonah: “What, you found a jaguar pelt?”
Lara: “No, I killed a jaguar and skinned it.”
Jonah: “Wow, you ran into one and had to kill it in self defense?”
Lara: “No, I went looking for it. Some gomer in town told me where the Empress Jaguars hang out.”
Jonah: “So … you took time away from your quest to prevent the impending apocalypse, that you caused by the way, to go kill an endangered animal just so you could wear it’s skin?”
Lara: “Yup. Now, this kid in town told me where the locals buried their dead, so I’m gonna go loot some cultural artifacts. After that, I swear we’ll come back to the apocalypse thing. Probably. Anyway, back in a bit.”
Videogame sidekicks don’t point out irrationalities with sidequesting gameplay!
That’s just wrong…
*looks at my 100 hour Skyrim save in which Alduin is merrily destroying reality while I focus my efforts on collecting masks and daedric artifacts to decorate my house.
Nevermind, carry on Lara.
Shit I’m still RPing around Riverwood 100 hours later
You’re an expert at the lumber mill by now.
I have very deliberately never typed /played in WoW.
So I tried to fire up Skyrim this morning, as I had threatened to do the other day, and…
A tiny window opens, I cannot choose a resolution in the graphics options dialog and there is no option for full screen that I could see. After some research I saw some answers that did nothing to improve things. Deleted the fucking thing and not going back. I don’t have time for that shit.
This was not the “anniversary” edition that they want another forty bucks for – maybe that one works but IDGAF anymore.
You too, JarFlax.
And only one house? Right now, I own all of them, including the three I built.
Meant to add:
Filling the bookcases so no house has two copies of the same book is proving a challenge.
Da Fuq?
Waaaaait “At Local fedex Facility” is the last mile depot. The fools sent it to Evansville by mistake and it’s bouncing back and forth now.
Blame Evan.
^^
lol I’ve had one bounce back and forth between NY and NJ once. Give it time.
It’s past time to revoke CA special authority to set “environmental” rules otherwise preempted by the Commerce Clause.
I’m okay with California setting their own rules, as long as they are only able to enforce them inside their borders. Unfortunately that’s not really the case.