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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

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  1. rhywun

    OMG I’m so glad Donald is back! He could be a little more enthusiastic about the Gulf of America, though. Jeez.

  2. DEG

    “What kind of pervert do you take me for?”

    HAHAHA! Best line.

    • Brochettaward

      Definitely not the First kind.

      • Aloysious

        First Pervert?

        Bill Clinton? Gropey Joe? I like it.

  3. R.J.

    I love listening to CPRM argue with himself. Great episode!

  4. rhywun

    Damn, the Hair has become salty.

  5. Brochettaward

    Where’s the First bitches at?

  6. Timeloose

    Excellent CPRM.

    The photos on the wall still kill me. The one with Melania where the hair can be seen is hilarious.

    • Fourscore

      Always funny to see the middle part of Baron in the portrait.

      Biden has been forgotten already

      • rhywun

        Biden has been forgotten already

        inorite?

        It’s wonderful.

    • rhywun

      I didn’t know she was that pneumatic.

      Also, I don’t recall the Hair speaking from atop Donald before.

      • Fourscore

        The Hair’s in charge now.

        “I’m speaking…”

  7. Gender Traitor

    We want Melania’s inauguration hat! How’s your Natasha impression for her voice?

  8. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I fear The Hair

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Hippy girls are fine, despite the under-arm or leg or pubic hair (in fact, I prefer pubic hair). It’s the patchouli smell I can’t stand.

      • Pope Jimbo

        (in fact, I prefer pubic hair)

        This is why you and OMWC can’t be friends.

  9. Yusef drives a Kia

    We heartily approve this message,
    ToG and me,

    • Ownbestenemy

      Damn. Looks like a plane in final, all lights on. Helo ops into an active flight path is bad if that is all true

    • Gustave Lytton

      FlyerTalk thread reporting 19 bodies so far, no survivors. CRJ is in the Potomac in two pieces.

  10. Ownbestenemy

    ChatGPT’s reasoning module isn’t half bad

    A standing army is unnecessary when every citizen is armed and trained.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “Conclusion: The U.S. is a Managed Illusion of Democracy”

      Now to approach it anew from a more progressive stance to see if outcome is same

    • creech

      How much training?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Much. No not really. Though, providing counterpoints it argues or points out other ideas.

        When asked if cases such as Vietnam and Afghanistan should be considered…

        “Conclusion: Guerrilla warfare can be effective under specific conditions, but it isn’t a catch-all substitute for a professional, centrally coordinated military in the modern geopolitical context.”

        Taxation:
        While no one loves taxes, many economists argue they’re necessary to fund public goods fairly, maintain infrastructure, and promote social stability.”

        Long answer yes..trained by me, feed by me, though subsequent questions at least delve into complexities not just partisan propaganda.

  11. Pope Jimbo

    THE MONSTERS!!!!

    Federal agents are arresting immigrants reporting to court and potentially impacting the criminal justice system in Minnesota, say local authorities.
     
    Undocumented people have been arrested in Hennepin County, and one sheriff who oversees a jail that houses U.S. Customs and Immigration Enforcement (ICE) arrestees is seeing an increase in detainees. Some worry that undocumented people may be less likely to show up to court or report crimes for fear of becoming ICE targets.
     
    The people most likely to be impacted by courthouse arrests are mostly charged with lower level offenses, he said, because defendants charged with more serious crimes are likely in jail already.
     
    Berger’s concerned that fear of ICE arrests could deter undocumented defendants from appearing in court for their cases.
     
    “They are trying to integrate into our society and are trying to do the right thing, and are trying to participate in the court system and make amends for a mistake they made,” Berger said of undocumented defendants with court cases.

    Why arresting illegal aliens at the court house might be worse than arresting them at schools! How dare they! These poor angels are just trying to make amends for the crimes they’ve committed.

    • rhywun

      Some worry that undocumented people may be less likely to show up to court or report crimes

      You know who else is “less likely to show up to court or report crimes”? Criminals.

      They are trying to integrate into our society

      Sure, Jan.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya no they are not trying to integrate into our society. They have no incentives to even attempt to do so. Not really blaming them here cause of that fact. They are told to otherwise not integrate. We will ensure they can remain their own culture.

      • rhywun

        We will ensure they can remain their own culture.

        In fact, it’s celebrated by the left.

    • creech

      The local Quakers are in a tizzy about arrests inside churches. And have joined some sort of suit to enjoin the Administration from conducting arrests in churches. They say such arrests make immigrants afraid to go to churches and this violates their First amendment right to practice their religion.

    • Gustave Lytton

      are trying to do the right thing

      GFYS Berger. If they’re trying to do the right thing, they’d self deport or turn themselves in.

  12. Shpip

    This seems kind of spooky after reading Ozy’s post last night.

    An American Airlines CRJ on final to Reagan Airport had a midair with a Blackhawk tonight.

    • kinnath

      I still remember the guy jumping into the Potomac to pull a victim out of the water.

      He went home and told the media to fuck off and leave him alone (as I remember).

    • EvilSheldon

      Do yourself a favor and stay off of social media for a while. The usual assholes are currently working overtime to demonstrate what assholes they are.

  13. Ownbestenemy

    Dad (well, step-dad, but fuck it, he’s my dad) isn’t doing well. Dementia is really setting in. My hockey years, he can recall every awesome play and move I ever did. Last week? Its the same as the week as prior.

    This puts our family in a spot. The three from him and the three from my side all want the same thing. To care for him. Yet one side of the family is so caught up that we aren’t his biologicals. Fucking people man

    • Mojeaux

      I am so sorry, OBE.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Best moment was him walking by my room and I had two blonde girls in my room. He said, straight faced “Well aint that a barrel of mouse traps” and walked off.

        No clue when I was 15 what the hell he meant.

        Thanks Mojeaux. No where near the level of your stress, just what the hell is wrong with people?

      • Mojeaux

        Levels schmevels. It’s all very stressful in its own way.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I am sorry to hear that, OBE. When my dad came down with Alzheimer’s, his wife, who I really don’t like, stepped and really took care of things. I

      Now I make sure to make it down to Henderson at least once a year to visit.

    • Tundra

      God bless you all. Especially Dad.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Thanks. Mrs OBE and him sat off to the side on Thanksgiving just being ‘lost’. It was a magical moment that only she could pull off.

    • Spudalicious

      I’m sorry. Been there, done that.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The biggest shitshow I ever witnessed was a buddy of mine. He and his two sisters were all adopted.

      When things went south with Mom (Dad passed a loooong time ago), the quibbling was insane. My buddy is the nicest person I have ever known, but his adopted sister (who was living with a multi-multi-millionaire) was convinced he was trying to swindle her.

      So ugly.

      I have various bones to pick with my sister, but she acted like a champ after my father passed away (Mom passed away earlier). It made a super shitty situation just a bit less shitty and I appreciated it a lot.

      Hope your family can come to their senses and work things out. In any event, I am sending my best wishes to you and your Dad.

  14. rhywun

    Someone is keeping tabs on Donald’s progress at ridding various FedGov websites of “climate” hooey.

    TL;DR – not bad for just one week; better than v1.0 had achieved.

    • EvilSheldon

      Pineapple, good.

      Domino’s, you’d better be drunk in that picture…

      • rhywun

        Domino’s was by far the best available in my hometown when I was a kid – upstate New York has its charms but the pizza there was literally the worst. Now I live there again and thankfully there is much better available than there used to be.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My Japanese family decided to treat me a month ago with “real’ American pizza and brought home Dominos.

        I didn’t have the heart to tell them that I would have preferred one of their wacky mayonnaise, corn and tuna pizzas than Dominos.

        Best pizza I ever ate in Asia was the Pizza Hut in Itaewon Seoul. The Marines sent a bunch of us on a guided tour and after the first day some of the others were raving about the Pizza Hut. It tasted just like Pizza Hut back in the states. That doesn’t sound that great, but after months of eating non-American pizza it was a godsend. We were ugly Americans and ate there for the next couple days just because.

      • Gustave Lytton

        mayonnaise, corn and tuna

        I’d take bacon over tuna, but I’d still try it once. Corn on pizza is delicious.

    • Ownbestenemy

      You do you brother. But seriously…there are no pie places in San Diego other than Dominos?

    • Gustave Lytton

      Hawaiian, or just pineapple?

  15. Gustave Lytton

    Sign in to confirm not a bot? What kind of libtard shit is that?

    • Ted S.

      It should be sign in to confirm you’re not a Tulpa.

  16. PieInTheSky

    the plane things seems bad…

    • Sean

      Trump’s fault!

      • WTF

        I would not be surprised if they tried tying it to Trump eliminating DEI or some bullshit, or claiming the new Transportation Secretary is incompetent. If only Mayor Pete were there!

      • Gender Traitor

        Oh, yeah – there was Trump blame all over X because he’d fired some officials at the top/hiring freeze/whatever they could think of. 🙄

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        1. Don’t wait for facts
        2. Personalize it and assign blame
        3. Move on to the next outrage

        Social media is fucking stupid.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It’s not good. The system I work on, STARS, the automation portion, did it’s job. Was alerting CA/CA for at least 4 ‘sweeps’ (we don’t have a radar sweep anymore, it’s 1-second updates).

        Controller audio isn’t good either. What a fuck up all around and for the lost souls

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean and Ted’S., and good afternoon, Pie!

      • Gender Traitor

        How are you today? Your cold going away?

      • UnCivilServant

        Cold is effectively gone 🥳

        Hopefully I’ll have a weekend without something bothering me.

      • Gender Traitor

        👏😃

  17. Stinky Wizzleteats

    “France’s Leftwing Failure Macron Considered Sending Troops to Greenland… to Fight America”
    https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=413447

    Sure France, go ahead and get on the shitlist for the world’s two most powerful militaries. Man is Macron stupid, I wouldn’t trust the man to run a lemonade stand at Eurodisney.

    • Gustave Lytton

      He’s worried that if Greenland falls, Saint Pierre and Miquelon will be next.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      As history shows us, French troops thrive in the cold.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They won’t be able to eat their horses nowadays. What’s the caloric content of permafrost?

    • rhywun

      “Trump’s repeated threats to annex the Danish territory”

      wut

    • Suthenboy

      Good morning all.

      Macron is sending troops to Greenland to defend it against Trump who is going to ‘annex’ Greenland? That is funny because I dont remember Trump using the word ‘annex’. I remember him using the word ‘Buy’. Buying…a mutual agreement to both party’s benefit. I do remember that.
      I see lots of France, Netherlands, UN blah blah blah in that discussion. They do understand that without us paying for it the UN would not exist, right? Can someone explain to me why we are still in NATO and the UN? Keep. your enemies close kinda strategy?

      Just because Peak Stupid doesnt exist does not mean people will stop trying to find it. It’s like the STEVE SMITH of political concepts.

      • Fourscore

        Wait, Trump’s gonna get us some Danish? I’m in

        /Gets another cup of coffee

      • Gustave Lytton

        The best thing would be to skinsuit the UN. Worst idea is to walk away entirely.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        And move their headquarters to somewhere in the middle of the Sahara.

      • R C Dean

        “The best thing would be to skinsuit the UN.”

        That is done by controlling the membership (or at least the management) of an organization. How would we do that?

        “Worst idea is to walk away entirely.”

        I dunno. It would be seriously weakened without US funding/support. I really don’t see much of a downside.

  18. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody