The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun ep 43

by | Jan 1, 2025 | Hat and Hair | 61 comments

The thing I hate most about American politics is how effortlessly the parties switch views on policy. When Trump wanted to pull out of Afghanistan the Left thought it was terrible and giving up on those poor souls who needed our help. When Biden pulled out in such a stupid fashion it was a Great Idea! With the Best of Intentions!

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61 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    The Firstception has begun. A Frist within a First within a First. The stuff of legends.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      A first eh?

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Even a Frist

    • Fourscore

      In fact, it is a legend

      • Brochettaward

        The female orgasm is legend. My Firsts are the stuff of history.

    • Mojeaux

      The further we get from Obama, the less relevant he gets.

      Wannabe? Yes. Gonnabe? Never were. He was just a blank-canvas puppet.

      • robodruid

        He was a tool.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My choice for worst president in the last 50 years, even before Carter’s death.

      • rhywun

        Hard to choose between him and Joe but I suppose we would not have had one without the other.

      • kinnath

        Obama was the most damaging president of my lifetime. This is because he combined some modest competence with evil intentions.

        Carter and Biden we merely, staggeringly inept. Biden, of course, was just a meat puppet, and his handlers had plenty of evil intentions of their own.

      • Gustave Lytton

        That’s my view. Carter was in many ways the tail of the 70’s dog and fitting right in line with Ford and Nixon’s crappy domestic policies.

      • rhywun

        combined some modest competence with evil intentions

        True. Among other things, he did get America tripping over itself to ramp up the destructive woke shit that’s been tearing the country apart ever since.

      • kinnath

        He was just a blankblack-canvas puppet.

      • Mojeaux

        He was just a blankblack-canvas puppet.

        Well, I wasn’t gonna be the one to say it.

      • kinnath

        happy to be of service

      • Old Man With Candy

        My argument for alternatives to Worst In 50 years (which lets you skip Johnson and Nixon):

        Carter- yes, he was domestically inept, and besides tanking the economy, he permanently damaged education by putting it even more firmly in the hands of the federal government. But on top of that, by both stupid action and selective inaction, he is largely responsible for the mess that the Middle East is in today.

        Reagan- ramped up the WoD to a level that shredded the constitution in unprecedented ways, which put shiny new jackboots on cops and legalized government robbery (“asset forfeiture”). And ran up the size/scope of government and the national debt to insane levels.

        W- Department of Homeland Security, completing the shredding of the constitution. And stupid war-mongering, adopting the idiotic Pottery Barn model of the addled Colin Powell which kept us in Iraq and (especially) Afghanistan for generations.

      • Mojeaux

        Pottery Barn?

        Why doesn’t Temu get any love?

      • Old Man With Candy

        It was Piece of Shit Powell’s expression, not mine.

    • Tres Cool

      Carter was the 1st attempt the deep state made to see if their candidate would slip through.
      2 terms of Reagan with Bush as CIA chief nailed it.

  2. DEG

    Being in New Jersey making someone grumpy? Grumpy seems an understatement.

    Happy New Year!

  3. Ownbestenemy

    Great, so now buying “camping gas” will be another ID required item.

    Renting from apps too must be under immediate FedGov surveillance.

    Oh and AirBnB too, probably should require RealID.

    I fully expect these to come into play around March when the CR is back up in Congress.

    • Don escaped Memphis

      Trump won’t fix all of this?

      • Ownbestenemy

        I fully expect him to demand it

      • Gustave Lytton

        And the car seats that go up.

    • creech

      Next, ban all vehicles within 1000 ft. of a crowd of more than 10?

      • Plinker762

        Only bicycles should be allowed in cities.

  4. slumbrew

    The tribute to Ozzy from the Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame induction is pretty damn good.

    Maynard James Keenan And Wolfgang Van Halen doing Crazy Train is great.

    • Gender Traitor

      Why is Michael Myers playing with a bull? 😳

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Huh, didn’t notice that.

    • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      … not want to eat these damn things.

      Contrast that to how delicious they are, though.

    • Evan from Evansville

      This was a lot of fun. Hrm. Kinda a nightcap-type piece. Michael Collins’ odd achievement of having the record for being the farthest away from Earth for any human, is an underrated milestone. Taking a picture of the planet with you being the only human, current and historically,*not* in the picture is a quality mind-fuck. That’s a ‘Neener-neener!!” that won’t go away for a while, methinks. *doffs cap*

      • dbleagle

        All the CSM pilots (11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17) shared that distinction. All alone on the backside of the Moon with nobody else but those few CSM pilots to know what it was like.

        The crew of Apollo 13 holds the record for the humans who went the farthest from home.

        I’m glad you enjoyed it.

    • Brochettaward

      A First is so much superior to any other form of intellectual property. They never fall into the public domain. No one can make use of them beyond the Firster who beFirsts them.

  5. Trigger Hippie

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uvOgL3z20lE&pp=ygUaU3QgbG91aXMgaGFpciBzYWxvbiAxOTgwJ3M%3D

    Oh God, I’m dying! Randy Watson ain’t got shit on Jarrell!…A commercial full of nothing but black people from the late 80’s and not a single goddamn one of them has any rhythm… it’s a unicorn, baby!…Ha!…I fucking love this!!!…”Come on down to Jarrell’s,baby. For only $27.50 I’ll hook you up with a perm so fly all the fallas will be buying you dinner and dates. It will pay for itself five times over…Trust Jarrell, baby, I got you!”

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Teh Hype, U, and Ted’S.! (Sorry about your flagpole. 🙁)

      • UnCivilServant

        Morning.

        I made the mistake of looking at the thermometer, decided I could go without a jacket, then found out today is very windy. I was punished by the wind going in and out of the grocery store and back to the house.

      • Gender Traitor

        🥶 Brrrrr!!! Hope you don’t have to leave the house for the rest of the day!

      • UnCivilServant

        I should not have to leave until heading to the office tomorrow.

  6. Ted S.

    Wind bent our flag pole over right at the ground. I had no desire to replace it and have to deal with it after Dad dies, but no, he immediately went online to buy a new one.

    I’m not looking forward to the “10-minute job” to install it inevitably turning into a two-hour job.

  7. Old Man With Candy

    More snow. Huzzah!

    • Gender Traitor

      We may get some tonight, with the threat of significant amounts over the weekend.

    • rhywun

      And others for running the DC gulag.

      Another perfect fuck you to America on his way out. What a class act.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Maybe they’ll be allowed to wear their medals with their prison uniforms. What, I can dream can’t I?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        But seriously, the Dems’ and Biden’s embrace of the Cheneys, those absolute pigs corrupt warmongering bought and paid for assholes, is a fucking slap in the face. Considering Biden doesn’t know what planet he’s on I wonder who really ordered this?

      • Not Adahn

        Hmm, strangled with the ribbon or shanked with the pin?

        It would take an awful lot of shanking. And it does seem that “they” are pretty good at that whole Epstein technique, so probably the former.

  8. Not Adahn

    Humor in teaching is a tricky thing. But I’m enjoying the RM program so far. They make use of the book of Job.

    ‘While he was yet speaking, there came another and said, ‘The Gamesmen have found flaw with the long course and yea, they have driven a truck thru the procedure and jubilated thereof, having cut much time from their runs,’ and I alone have escaped to tell you.’

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