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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

66 Comments

  1. DEG

    Donald is the God Emperor of the World

    Heh

    • Spudalicious

      Ahem. It will be God Emperor Barron.

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Elvis!
    Most excellent work,
    Huzzah!

  3. Sean

    ⬅️

    • rhywun

      ↖️

      • slumbrew

        ⬆️

  4. Evan from Evansville

    Milei’s hair w eyes got a legit lol from me. The segue into “We’re figuring it out,” as well. I had a lot of fun with the animation on this one. Well-done. Trump’s sudden HAPPY! face, above all.

    Linguistic thing that pisses me off: The laziness demonstrated by the ubiquity of super-, ultra-, mega-, hyper-[insert pretty much any word] phrasing to simply replace “very” is revealing. We likely all do it, myself included, from time to time. Not a new phenomenon, but the lack of vocabulary is irksome. Columnist Dad taught me long ago to never use “very” or “unique” in print outside a quote. Best truth /bit of advice he gave: ‘nearly’ every “that” people use when writing simply isn’t necessary.

    Cuz it’s the way folk talk, I wrote “best bit of advice THAT he gave..” ‘Best bit of advice he gave.’ All ya need. “He gave a bit of advice,” not “he gave THAT bit of advice.’ Just fun I ‘accidentally’ added it as I was typing out how I really do pay much attention to such. Well. ‘Tis still true.

    • CPRM

      Very unique way that you look at it.

    • rhywun

      That is two different kinds of “that”.

      Omitting the first is acceptable because in English grammar it is optional in that case.

      The second usage gives the phrase a different meaning, highlighting a specific piece of advice.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Correct. In addition. that ‘that’ that that man used is correct in context. Dumb, but correct. (That’s *my* kinda correct. ‘Technically’ correct is for you wise guys.)

      • kinnath

        Not sure that I would go that way, but that’s how I roll.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      That is super-ultra-mega good advice!

      -That UBERZWAK

      • Evan from Evansville

        “Super Mega Happy Fun Drink!” <– That became a running joke beverage name in Korea. It started as some sort of drinking game with some college kids whose English was subpar (frankly) o̵r̵ and drunken fun didn't help. Ah, Korea, where a bottle of soju (2-3 drinks) is $1 and available 24/7/365 at 7-11/ corner stores, which you can find every 100 feet.

        All trash talk about Koreans being drunkards? Has substance! As long as you're not *at* work drunk, no one really gives a shit. Heard in Korea (and Russia, assuredly elsewhere) that ya kinda 'have' to drink with your coworkers and boss, to establish, build trust. Also true, when ya know each other and have a few, it's a lot easier to speak your mind. Seems culturally magnified in Korean culture.

  5. UnCivilServant

    Off topic, I’m planning on turning venison into country/chicken-fried steak using a keto breading made from almond flour and ground-up prok rinds. The pork rinds I’ve picked up have turned out to be almost flavorless.

    What kind of seasonings should I mix in?

    • R.J.

      Pepper, garlic salt and a small amount of cayenne to taste for starters.

    • B.P.

      For venison, spiedie marinade was the Upstate NY thing. At least in the Southern Tier.

    • rhywun

      lol I broke a hip just watching that.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I resemble that comment.

        (Gotta admit. For sheer athleticism in the realm of bizarre dance, that dude came to play. A+ game.)

    • Spudalicious

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

    • Fourscore

      I read that as “in their 80s” and called BS!

    • Rat on a train

      and his dog too …

      • Ownbestenemy

        And his wife….wow

      • Gender Traitor

        CO?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Well damn, RIP.

  6. Sean

    Happy national chili day! Beans are for losers. And I still harbor much hatred for the now defunct local restaurant who put fucking mushrooms in their “chili”.

    😂🍵

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OC5zHACynR4

    🎶🎶

    • Ownbestenemy

      Beans added to chili helped fill belly’s when I was poor, as did served over rice.

      • Fourscore

        …along with macaroni and hamburger, a MN hot dish favorite at the earlier Fourscores…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Chili without beans is just spicy meat sauce, IOW not chili.

  7. Ownbestenemy

    The purchase/travel freeze will be interesting how they implement.

    Right now only disaster relief/recovery is permitted for those credit cards.

    Travel is only for essential purposes, which blows my mind that we have non-essential travel. Yet, if cards are barred from spending and one is on essential travel, your card is set to $1 limit.

    Guess we will have to find those ancient electrical parts and buy them ourselves.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ah missed the small caveat that agencies can deem some purchases as critical.

      Now to find this part…

      • Rat on a train

        Remember the days of essential employees? The rest weren’t critical.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Oh I agree. My guess this EO puts Congress in a spot. Pass the budget or in shutdown, our RIF plans become clear.

    • Rat on a train

      NPR, CPB, NEA, NEH, …

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Cue the slew of articles attacking the idea because govt funding only amounts to x (whatever small percentage it is) percent so what’s the point which is an argument that strengthens the case in my view. If they want to be rabidly partisan, which they are, I don’t like it being done on my dime.

      • Ted S.

        69 percent. Or so Elon Musk put in the CBC’s Twitter profile.

      • Rat on a train

        Let the people who love NPR donate to make up the difference. Can the Kennedy Center also be privatized? Why are taxpayers in Hawaii paying to entertain DMV locals?

      • Ted S.

        When PBS had the scandal around 2000 of selling donor lists to the Democrats, the head of the local PBS station argued that this is what happens when you don’t give them enough government funding….

  8. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey, Ted’S., Roat, Stinky, Sean, and OBE!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U. How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I should have gone to bed at a reasonable hour instead of 1am.

        Fortunately it’s a remote day.

        How goes?

      • Gender Traitor

        So far, so good. I have a dentist appointment (routine cleaning) at 8:30, but it’s right across the state route by our house. I could easily walk, but there’s a good chance of rain, so I’ll be lazy and drive.

  9. Ted S.

    The second factor of our 2FA password system is down.

    • Ted S.

      My supervisor has to start early, and has been trying to get this fixed since 4 AM….

    • Rat on a train

      If it is like my organization, someone forgot to renew a certificate or license.

      • Ted S.

        My supervisor’s wait time has gone from 5 minutes to 8, 10, and 14.

        I can only imagine what Neph would say.

  10. Fourscore

    Good morning, each and everyone one of y’all!

    Snow is off the roof of all the buildings but the yard and driveway are dangerously slippery. Still, another day of melting temps, what’s not to like?

    • Ted S.

      The ski bums probably aren’t happy with the melting snow.

      • Fourscore

        Fish houses are gone from the lakes, snow mobiles put away for this winter, ATVs are out and about in full force.

    • UnCivilServant

      My biweekly reminder that I’m not really salaries and have to fill in a timecard saying what I was spending my time on in 15 minute increments, despite most of my time not being charged back to anybody?

  11. Timeloose

    I’m curious about what my gov employed friends will be complaining this weekend. I’m usually the odd man out in this group, as I’m privately employed.

    My past 6months: Being asked to justify what you do, having spending and travel restrictions, layoffs, an or being required to relocate.

    Welcome to the party pal?

    • slumbrew

      The horror! Oh, wait, that sounds like every job I’ve had.

      • slumbrew

        (Not directed at you, obvs)

    • Ted S.

      What *won’t* they be complaining about?

      • Timeloose

        Retirement by 55 with a pension?

      • Rat on a train

        The 59-minute rule.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Travel restrictions ain’t no big deal, I’m more concerned with those (from my shop) on official training travel getting caught up in it. It makes sense to restrict travel to critical/essential functions of your job.

      Week-long manager meetings? Ya axe those.

      • Rat on a train

        The multinational conference is in the UK this year so only management will be attending.

  12. Not Adahn

    The Hat’s shocked inhale was marvelous.