Thursday Afternoon Links

by | Feb 13, 2025 | Daily Links | 127 comments

BREAKING CONFIRMATION NEWS: Kennedy confirmed as HHS secretary. Patel nomination advances, full floor vote as early as next week.

LIKE TOSSING GOLD BRICKS OFF THE TITANIC: EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin promises to claw back $20 Billion in grants that were rushed out in the last days of the Biden administration. I wonder how many other agencies did similar things? Audit them all. Expose them all. Claw back wherever possible. Notice how coverage of this differs radically in other media outlets.

DWS “GOTCHA” ATTACK ON SEC’Y HEDGESETH FAILS MISERABLY: Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz tries to manufacture scandal about renovations to the SecDef’s residence; turns out the Army selected the building and it was in need of renovation, anyway. It’s atypical, but not unheard of, for cabinet members to occupy official government housing, but otherwise the historic house would have been renovated anyway and assigned to a general. But the cost of the renovations are themselves an issue. Perhaps its time to consider spinning off these government-owned historic houses as museums, or something, but that would be more complicated for those located on military bases, etc.

FOR SOME VALUES OF ASKED: California shakes down insurance companies for damages for uninsured ppl suffering wildfire losses. When the government asks, it’s not like the bum at the stoplight. I wonder what the industry response to this will be? Their collapse can’t come soon enough.

CALM DOWN, TOOTS: The Federalist goes there: “Few men or women have the courage to just let the tantrum run its course and give the unhinged woman a strong NO or, better yet, tell her it’s time to put her childish tactics away and make a real argument, sans tears or terror.” But in all fairness, it’s not just women; I have unfortunately observed this same behavior in ostensible males.

DEMOCRATS’ BIZARRE CHOICE TO DEFEND BUREAUCRACY: Yet another ‘splainer piece about how Democrats have become the party of the elites. Will they listen? My prediction — probably not, but it will take one or two election cycles to figure that out, and by then it will be too late.

SURE, JAN: I’d like to believe it’s really gone, but they’re probably just going to hide it under a different name. But they can do as they wish once Congress hopefully severs ties with them. Then they can accept advertising, and rename themselves Progressive Broadcasting Service.

BYE, NOW: I have (some) sympathy for the federal employees who actually showed up at work and did useful productive things, and even those who did harmless (but still wasteful because unneccessary) things. But, I have zero sympathy for this guy and those like him. Sure, the readers of Federal News Network may be a sympathetic audience, but I’d love to see the pushback if this was published by a major news outlet whose readers consisted of taxpayers and those in private industry.

DOGECLOCK: DOGE website has a page that tracks all the money they’ve saved.

UNINTENTIONALLY FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT: The American Prospect published this nice little exposé on the special free healthcare program for members of congress; but of course they did so only to use this as a platform to whine for taxpayer-funded universal healthcare. Bonus TAP link, for the lulz.

SCIENTISTS ALARMED! Over at the most fluffy and gee-whiz of the space news sites is this science fiction masterpiece. Come for the exaggeration and misstatement, stay for the hysterical shrieking. “The idea that they can somehow obliterate these sources is dead wrong — scientists in general and astronomers in particular are not going to take these threats lying down.” Threats? What threats? They didn’t erase her, or lie and say she was just some broad from the typing pool. The Rubin Observatory still exists, and is still named after her. Her official biography on the Rubin Observatory website still lists her actual scientific accomplishments. What they did do is clip out this bullshit from her official bio. “Science is still a male-dominated field, but Rubin Observatory is working to increase participation from women and other people who have historically been excluded from science.The Rubin Observatory is a joint NSF and DOE facility in Chile, ie part of the Executive Branch, and therefore subject to executive orders about agency governance. What are you going to do about it, scientists? Quit? [sfx: extended diabolical laughter]

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127 Comments

  1. Ownbestenemy

    That SES flag looks suspiciously like the EU flag.

  2. Sensei

    “California shakes down insurance companies”

    Assessments for private carrier failure and assessments to support insurers of last resort aren’t unique to CA. It’s the price of doing business within a given state. The issue is if you can price it into the return to make it worthwhile.

    • rhywun

      The issue is if you can price it into the return to make it worthwhile.

      Or deal with the State altering the terms of the deal because reasons.

      • Sensei

        That’s priced in too, but plenty of statists work at insurers.

        And their bonus is contingent on growth. So they are always optimistic.

        Property is a short tailed line. You want to be an executive of a long tailed line. That way you change carriers ahead of your loss ratio!

      • rhywun

        At what point does “priced in” become “drop dead”?

        Because I’m not seeing it possible to price in billions demanded out of thin air like this.

      • Sensei

        Yeah, you just walk.

        But politicians understand that’s bad too, so it’s a game of chicken.

      • juris imprudent

        Can you really win a game of chicken against a bunch of chickenshits?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Duh, Juris. Ya shit *IN* the chickens. (I have time.)

        Their cloacal clutches are something to behold. I’m too busy aimin’ to see myself. *hits bowl* … *exhales* Dem birds never satisfied. Can’t appreciate the movement(s).

        I’m outta consonants/ only got bowels/ Try to flutter but they make no sound

  3. Shpip

    Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz, a Florida Democrat who was among those seeking answers on the housing upgrades, said in a statement to the AP that Hegseth “certainly should know what his preferred residence will cost our taxpayers. If he wants hardworking Americans to cover that expense, it’s rank hypocrisy. He and the president can’t preach to our families that they must go without vital funds and services, then not practice it themselves.”

    1) “Preferred residence” is doing some heavy lifting here.

    2) I’m not seeing any hypocrisy. Maybe Debbie doesn’t know what the word means.

    3) “Our families must go without vital funds” — no one’s entitled to other people’s money.

    Katie Britt, Ashley Moody, and Pam Bondi demonstrate what happens when SEC sorority girls get interested in politics. It’s probably no surprise to anyone that Debbie Wasserman got rejected by every Greek house at the University of Florida.

    • The Other Kevin

      “preach to our families that they must go without vital funds and services,”

      What the hell is she even talking about? The only cuts we’re seeing are to USAID. Let’s flash back to Biden giving people in Hawaii and North Carolina $700 while sending billions to Ukraine, Debbie.

      • Tonio

        She may mean military families. If so, I’d like to see her track record advocating for them.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Debbie Wasserman got rejected by every Greek house at the University of Florida.

        Given they probably had to tie meat around her neck to get the family dog to play with her, Imma guess there was some greek involved in her getting any attention in college.

    • Tonio

      “Katie Britt, Ashley Moody, and Pam Bondi demonstrate what happens when SEC sorority girls get interested in politics.”

      Pillowfights in their underwear? Sorry, couldn’t resist trolling you straight guys.

      • The Other Kevin

        Great, forget getting any work done the rest of this afternoon.

      • Ted S.

        You weren’t doing any work anyway.

      • The Other Kevin

        :: looks over shoulder ::

      • Shpip

        Pillowfights in their underwear?

        I’m not even going to think about it, since Katie is married to this guy, and I wouldn’t want him to be angry at me (I like having two arms and two legs).

      • slumbrew

        Height: 6 ft 8 in (2.03 m)
        Weight: 300 lb (136 kg)

        *hides behind Shpip*

      • slumbrew

        As a Pats fan I confess I have no memory of that guy.

      • SandMan

        Is that streaming somewhere? asking for ….me.

      • bacon-magic

        I’ll be in my bunk. Oh and Tulsi. *explodes like a Democrat about DOGE but the other head***

    • Suthenboy

      Has Hegseth accepted the residence? I didnt read far enough to know if they mention that little detail.

    • rhywun

      Ask her how many billions of dollars hardworking Americans have sunk into, say, that California train to nowhere.

  4. Jarflax

    If the scientific, or other, accomplishment can only be stated in terms of some characteristic of the person who accomplished it, it is not impressive. If it can be stated in general terms it diminishes it to highlight the characteristic rather than the accomplishment. Black Nobel prize winner, or female Nobel prize winner, turns the impressive personal accomplishment (winning the Nobel Prize) into some sort of token point in the grievance competition. First X to hold some position just signals that the characteristic impacted their landing the job, which implies that they may not have earned it absent that characteristic.

    • Suthenboy

      “…the impressive personal accomplishment (winning the Nobel Prize)…”

      Turns out that if you pass those out as affirmative action prizes they are no longer so impressive. I consider the acceptance of a Nobel prize a disqualified.

  5. Shpip

    Make no mistake my fellow citizens, the efforts that are currently underway are going to be catastrophic to our very way of life as U.S. citizens.

    For certain values of “catastrophic.”

  6. The Other Kevin

    Today Mrs. TOK and I are celebrating our 26th anniversary. Still can’t afford that trip to Tahiti, but we can’t say it’s been boring.

    • Tonio

      Congratulations!

    • Sean

      Congrats

    • Nephilium

      Perhaps some nice vanilla beans or an orchid if you can find one?

    • Beau Knott

      Congratulations!

    • slumbrew

      Mazel tov!

      Enjoy your traditional anniversary gift of *checks*… “pictures”?! “Pictures”?!

      Enjoy the pictures, I guess.

      (seriously, congrats)

    • Fourscore

      Congratulations, TOK and Missus TOK.

      Still have lots more ahead of you, one day you’ll look back and wonder where all the time has gone. The problems of today will be forgotten and the quiet will have been earned.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    When the government asks, it’s not like the bum at the stoplight.

    Unless the bum at the stoplight is actually a gobo with a shotgun.

  8. rhywun

    help disadvantaged groups access clean energy

    lol OFFS!

    • Bobarian LMD

      aka “prevent disadvantaged groups from accessing cheap energy”

  9. Dr. Fronkensteen

    A 25-year federal employee says the evisceration of the federal workforce is happening and every single citizen of this country will feel its effects.

    That’s kind of the point kid. This is a good thing.

    • Necron 99

      Less tax burden? Say it ain’t so!

    • Fourscore

      “Thank god almighty”

  10. rhywun

    But the cost of the renovations are themselves an issue.

    I was expecting to see a much bigger number, TBH.

    • Tonio

      You, me, and Winston’s Mom. “AOL Inches,” later “Internet Inches,” was a thing for a reason.

      • Jarflax

        Hey we have to impress those SEC girls pillowfighting in lingerie somehow!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That’s why I use the metric system. The numbers are bigger.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I love Brits (heard on Top Gear) use C for cold temperatures and F for hot. The numbers just sound better. (F makes *MUCH* more sense, outside the freezing/boiling temps.)

        “The biggest difference between Britain and America is that Americans think one hundred years is a long time and the British think a hundred miles is a long way.” <– Highly accurate, even more so.

  11. Yusef drives a Kia

    It was 5 years ago to the hour that my dear Wife got out of the mess that is life.
    Its been a weird life after her…..

    • Tonio

      I’m sorry. May her memory be a blessing.

    • Evan from Evansville

      I’m sorry. Bad ‘anniversaries’ hurt, but I concur. Positive memories of her and her accomplishments elevate the memory. She’d want you to remember the peak, rather than the descent.

      Her memory lives on and is cherished. Loved ones don’t want you to stew in the juices of loss. (Hard to put into practice, yes.)

  12. Bobarian LMD

    But in all fairness, it’s not just women; I have unfortunately observed this same behavior in ostensible males.

    Some women have penii, you trans hating shitlord.

  13. Suthenboy

    Compare the DOGE page of savings with the ‘our great research institutions’ list of actual studies.

    Yeah…the free healthcare for life extorted from taxpayers that cant get the treatment they need for their 5yo child with a life threatening disease is gonna be a tough sell….to congresscritters.

  14. rhywun

    it’s time to put her childish tactics away and make a real argument, sans tears or terror

    I get it but could we get a better simile than the yowling infant at mass? That would piss me off, too.

    • Sensei

      From my read the kid wasn’t howling. Just making noises and she was standing so she could bolt. Seemed reasonable.

  15. Shpip

    Hegseth tells the Ukes that NATO membership is off the table (just as it always was).

    My favorite reaction so far:

      • rhywun

        It’s almost like the WaPo is the official organ of the Deep State or something.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Lol as fuck!

    • Suthenboy

      Zelenski and his quasi military wardrobe….has the guy ever seen combat?
      Makes me think of Hillary and her Mao suits. Hollywood for ugly people..an appropriate descriptions for pols as they are all performers.
      Notice that most of them are completely useless having never produced anything or held a real job. Pretenders.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Well, he was (is?) a comedian so he has probably bombed a few times. Does that count?

      • grrizzly

        LOL. Zelensky played Napoleon in a 2012 Russian movie.

  16. R C Dean

    “Perhaps its time to consider spinning off these government-owned historic houses as museums, or something”

    If only there were a wealthy, well-connected real estate developer . . . .

    Why, one might also ask why a general needs an historic house to live in.

    • Rat on a train

      Like office seating fights, some general is pissed that someone higher ranking got the house.

    • dbleagle

      I was never a GO but twice I lived in a set of quarters designated for the position. One time it was an awkward, almost uninsulated crackerbox. The other time it was on the Federal register of historic places. “Unique” and nicer but still cost me more than permitting me to live elsewhere.

      The second place was nicer than the new replacement set of quarters that went in. That was an ADA compliant, much smaller, POS nightmare. My successor got the “privilege” of living there.

      I don’t begrudge the SecDef living in the quarters….I just wonder why he would want to.

  17. rhywun

    Yet another ‘splainer piece about how Democrats have become the party of the elites.

    Other than the climate hooey, the guy’s solution seems to be something like “be like Donald”.

    lol Good luck with that.

  18. Evan from Evansville

    I don’t approve of the EPA, but I strongly approve of the name “Lee Zeldin.” Dammit. Lee Ving uses Zildjians playin’ with Led Zeppelin.

    My youngest nephew, 4 and closest to me, is Ezra. We, Ezan, or Ezanevra if ya wanna get saucy, enjoy uncommon letters. Or I do. He can’t yet write his name, which bothers me. My fucking 3yo Asian students could write their ABCs. Perhaps a happy medium can be found between Tiger Moms and Simpy Dads. Such stigpy ‘rents, we need. (Colin’s six years older, and outside of general physical and intellectual ability/acumen, we couldn’t be more different. I know it’s only interesting to me, but we’re a fantastic example of Birth Order Theory, which certainly has its logical place, IMO.)

    • rhywun

      I was kind of hoping that Lee Zeldin would run for NY governor again instead of getting tapped by Donald. I think he would have a better shot at beating Kathy now that we have had a number of years to see what a disaster she is. She is not reading the room at all; instead veering even harder left if that is even possible.

      • Ted S.

        I don’t think there’s anything stopping him from running for governor again.

  19. rhywun

    I’d like to believe it’s really gone, but they’re probably just going to hide it under a different name.

    Well… “affirmative action” has been a thing my entire life, so yes. That is a different name and they won’t even have to hide it.

  20. rhywun

    But, I have zero sympathy for this guy and those like him.

    I wasn’t really aware that the rankings in the “civil service” were styled after the military.

    Puke.

    • slumbrew

      I read that as he’s a C-suite equivalent – but, I’ll wager, with few actual management skills. He’d get killed in the private sector if he weren’t about to go scamper to some NGO.

      • Fourscore

        Pays pretty well. I can understand losing a cushy suit wearing job like that.

  21. rhywun

    women and other people who have historically been excluded from science

    Everyone has been tripping over themselves to include “women and other people who have historically been excluded from science” my entire life. Read the room, dope.

    People are sick of your shit.

    • Suthenboy

      The excluding thing ended many decades ago. The doors have been open for a generation for anyone who wanted to enter. Passing out participation prizes throws shade on every prize and I think that may be the calculated plan.
      Foreseeable consequences are not unintended.

      • rhywun

        If only it was just “the doors are open”. It has been active discouragement of disfavored groups for decades. I’ve been on the receiving end of that bullshit and I’m sure I’m not alone.

    • Fourscore

      There may be a reason that I was excluded from science…

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      Its ok, they all have insurance

    • rhywun

      A group calling itself SANE — Students Against Nazi Extremism — claimed responsibility for the threats

      Parody really is dead.

      • Jarflax

        We must destroy badproperty built by badthinker, it’s the only sane response to not getting our way.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Good God, don’t tell them about Henry Ford.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Tesla owners trade or sell before Feb 12. After that it is open season.” So then you’ll just vandalize the property of the person I sold it to? How does that make sense?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Analyzing the thought process of gibbering idiots is a fool’s errand.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      How dare you own this car that a couple years ago we insisted you buy!

  22. Aloysious

    Great Balls o’Fiery Links. There’s a lot going on today.

    • mindyourbusiness

      VERY good copy!

  23. The Late P Brooks

    On the precipice

    The US Vice President, JD Vance, Ukraine’s President Zelensky and up to 60 other world leaders and decision-makers are due to convene in Munich over the next three days for the annual Munich Security Conference (MSC).

    For nearly two decades now I have been attending and covering this event for the BBC and I cannot think of a year when there has been so much at stake in terms of global security. A senior and highly experienced Western official said this week “this is the most dangerous and contested time I have ever known in my career”.

    Why?

    Put simply, the current world security order – the catchily named International Rules-based Order – is in danger of crumbling. Some would argue this is already happening.

    It’s like an old timey melodrama, with heroes and villains and Our Democracy tied to the railroad tracks.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oh noes, not the end of the International Rules-based order! Send your British sons to die for it then you Limey twat, we’re done god willing.

      • Ted S.

        So the US should just be able to inflict regime change on anybody, and nobody should complain?

        There’s a certain class of Internet blowhard out there that unironically uses the term “color revolution” but suddenly has no problem with such revolutions when they’re fomented by people the western foreign policy establishment doesn’t like.

    • Suthenboy

      All projection all of the time.
      Earlier I heard about how Trump is going to cause war to break out all over the world.

    • creech

      Why should we listen to a BBC reporter or a senior Western official? They are UNELECTED, thus outside the bounds of “Our Democracy.”

  24. Shpip

    Shrieking Leftist Women Can’t Boss Trump’s Nominees Or Anyone Else Around Anymore

    Reminds me a bit of this piece from a couple of years ago.

    Of course, the author is just putting to words one of last month’s best memes.

    • R.J.

      He can’t die yet. I want him to sit there, propped up, eyelids held open as everything he built is dismantled.

      • Aloysious

        ^this

    • creech

      Should he croak tomorrow, who does Ky. governor appoint to the seat?

  25. The Late P Brooks

    An even greater shock has come with the news that President Trump held an apparently cordial 90-minute phone call with President Putin, thus abruptly ending the West’s three-year freeze in talking to the Russian leader that has been in place since the time of the invasion.

    Give him the silent treatment. That’s some grade A diplomacy.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It makes sense when you realize that DC is run by a clique of high school girls.

      • rhywun

        High school girls bent on grift and world destruction.

      • Mojeaux

        High school girls don’t need money to destroy the world. They’ll do it for funzies.

      • R C Dean

        High school girls have somebody else paying the bills. So it still scans for pubsec and quango shrieking harpies.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Not only did they give Putin the silent treatment, they demonized anyone who thought of talking to him.

      It wasn’t enough for them to shun him, everyone else had to as well.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Good God, don’t tell them about Henry Ford.

    Little Billy has washed away his sins.

  27. Mojeaux

    But in all fairness, it’s not just women; I have unfortunately observed this same behavior in ostensible males.

    Look. Men and women have the same behaviors. They just manifest in different ways.

    A women gets hysterical and starts throwing shit at a man or she’s trash-talking to him or she’s pushing all his worst buttons just right. He’s trying to keep his cool so as to not have shit come down on his head.

    Across town, a woman’s tiptoeing around her anger- and/or alcohol-addled man who’s about ready to beat the shit out of her for not getting his dinner just right or being unable to quiet a crying child.

    Women gossip, sometimes viciously. Men shoot the breeze, not viciously, but the news gets spread nonetheless.

    So the more I see “men don’t do that X bad thing women do,” the more I call bullshit. Bad PEOPLE do bad shit. It just gets wrapped up in different patterned wrapping paper and different colored bows.

    • R C Dean

      Very nicely put, Moje. You should be a writer.

      • Mojeaux

        Sometimes the words just come out right.

    • rhywun

      Or pigs might fly.

      Not seeing a lot of evidence of anything there.

      • Sean

        It’s 2025; anything can happen.

        And those two deserve a reckoning for what they did.

      • Suthenboy

        They certainly do but I dont think Trump is the one to mete it out. He doesnt seem that type anyway.
        The worst thing those two shitbirds have done is massively damage the credibility of the courts. That is where the lightning bolt of justice should come from.

        I had the impression that the Bar associations primary function was to safeguard that credibility but they seem to be out of a job now. Those two are a big reason for it.

    • Sensei

      It’s old but still awesome.

      • cavalier973

        No! I ain’t crying!

        *frantically grabs for a nearby onion*

        It’s this dang onjun 🧅!!

    • B.P.

      I had a 1989 Saab 9000. It was pretty cool.

  28. Pope Jimbo

    My favorite part of the insurance linx

    However, some insurers are already evaluating whether the cost of doing business in California is too high in the era of climate change. In 2023, both State Farm and Allstate said they would no longer provide new coverage in the state.

    Yeah. I’m not sure it is Climate Change that is making insurers think twice about Cali. I’d wager that it is more that Cali pols are making them think twice.

    • Suthenboy

      It’s climate change alright but I dont think it is the ‘weather’ type climate they are talking about, if. you get my drift.

    • rhywun

      I just got an email from my electric company spinning some klimate katastrophe fantasy as the excuse for some government-mandated fee I’m going to see on my next bunch of bills.

      • R.J.

        DEAR RHYWUN:
        WE MUST SAVE THE FLAT-TESTICLED CHIPMUNKS FROM EXTINCTION! THEIR WAY OF LIFE IS THREATENED BY CLIMATE CHANGE!
        WE HAVE ADDED A MANDATORY $10 FEE TO YOUR ENERGY BILL TO BUY AIR CONDITIONING FOR THESE MAJESTIC ANIMALS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING!
        -S. SMITH

      • Suthenboy

        Every scam has one attribute in common: The urgent need for money. Every scam has it and when you see it you know you are looking at a scam. It is always accompanied by impending doom.

  29. Sean

    Why the fuck is my PS4 randomly turning on?

    • R.J.

      Ghosts?

    • Tres Cool

      At your age, why do play video games?

      Also- you made friends with Derp and they hacked all your shit. Just wait until that VW plays nothing but NPR and the wipers wont shut off.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Its not random. It is only turning on when you sashay past it in your sexy underwear.

    • cavalier973

      What game is in it?

  30. Mojeaux

    So, now I need to either climb a ladder and paint Mom’s room myself or hire somebody. hiring someone feels both decadent and shameful. Like, I used to do this stuff myself.

    • cavalier973

      You probably have better things to do with your time. If you have the money, hire someone. Don’t let pride get in the way of being sensible.

      If you enjoy painting, though, then do it yourself.