THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED: TOP G’s ONLY. ARE YOU A TOP G?
NO. YOU ARE TOO INSUFFICIENT AN EXAMPLE OF MASCULINITY TO BE A TOP G. YOU ARE INCAPABLE IN ALL REALMS. YOU SPILL YOUR SEED INTO A TOILET INSTEAD OF A HOOKER LIKE GOD INTENDED. TO BE A TOP G YOU MUST UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOU ALONE ARE NOT THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF AND CORRECT THAT. TO BE A TOP G YOU MUST BE TRULY CAPABLE IN ANY HUMAN ENDEAVOR. IF YOU WERE THROWN INTO THE CIRCLE OF FIRE RIGHT NOW, I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU. YOUR BITCHING OUT ALREADY.
MAKING YA’LL BOTTOM G’s. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE AND DO SOME FUCKING PUSHUPS.
THIS TRANSMISSION IS FOR TOP G’s ONLY.
Date of Transmission: 31 January 2025, 0232 hours.
Location: X Spaces via StarLink
”This DOGE meeting is called to order.” Elon began. “I am joined by my trusted advisors on X Spaces via StarLink: BigBallZ69, DinoNuggZ4Lyfe, YifferBear, CoomerFantastico, WaifuKrush37, and Mad Scientist, “. Elon scrolled through a few notes on his screen. “Who is the first on the docket?”
”I am Mr. Musk. I am the Chief Deputy Undersecre—“
”Stop it. You’re fired.” Elon interjected.
”I work for the Social Security Administration. You can’t just fire me without hearing what I do?” The bureaucrat protested.
”Fine. What do you do?” Elon asked.
”We provide Social Security!”
”WTF is Social Security?” DinoNuggZ4Lyfe asked.
”Its a pension program that you pay into while you are young and working, that pays off when you reach retirement age. How do you not know what Social Security is?” The bureaucrat asked.
”Gay. Fucking gay.” Mad Scientist said.
”That’s very offensive.”
”He tends to be offensive if your fucking gay.” CoomerFantastico replied.
”Mr. Musk how old are your advisors?” The bureaucrat finally asked.
”Well, I see to it my employees do not pay into social security, even then none of them are old enough, and you’re still fired for calling me Mr. Musk.”
”Tell the next guy in line he is to be referred to as Elon, The DOGEfather, or sometimes StinkyPinky33789450.” WaifuKrush37 explained.
”Gay. Fucking gay.” Mad Scientist said.
“Now who is next?” Elon asked.
“I am next. I am Special Agent in Charge. Snuffy.”
”What agency do you work for?” YifferBear asked.
”Its not really an agency, its more of a program that was authorized by the ‘Office of the President’ during the Kennedy administration. Although the President at the time had no idea he authorized it since he was balls deep in Marylin Monroe at the time.”
”Our records indicate your program is funded in part through Bureau of Economic Statistics, import duties from sales of Malort, and the Arlene Campbell Foundation?” DinoNuggZ4Lyfe asked.
”Yeah, that sounds right.”
”We have evidence this agency was using children to traffic phenylalanine from Guatemala in the 1980’s?”
”You opened with that? As I told Con. Gym Jordan when he accused us of that, we may do shitty things but we don’t give Diet Coke to Guatemalans.” The agent light a cigarette.
”Well, we also have documents suggesting the GPS coordinates to the USS Liberty were passed along via an unnamed agent to a nationalist group in 1967.” CoomerFantastico said.
“For the 1000th time. The Jews did that.” The agent explained. “It has its own Wiki.”
”I knew it,.” Elon said with a half smile.
“What about these rumors your agency used harvested manatee carcasses to build furniture?” YifferBear asked.
Let me ask you a question, what are your opinions of manatees?”
”Gay. Fucking gay.” Mad Scientist said. Others nodded in agreement.
“Good, that one is true.”
“What about this one involving a plot against Manuel Noriega?” DinoNuggZ4Lyfe asked.
“No, that was the CIA, and the DEA, but it was my idea to blast AC/DC.”
“BASED,” They kept nodding in agreement.
”What about this one getting Pajeets to vote for Modi in India?” YifferBear asked.
“Modi is a shit-stained excuse for a Brahmin overlord, but he’s our shit-stained excuse for a Brahmin overlord. We didn’t do that either.”
”BASED.”
”BASED.”
”Hella BASED.”
”I’ll ask the same question I asked that one guy from ATF: what would you say you do here?” BigBallZ69 asked.
”The program I work under is under explicit instructions to locate, track, and coverup the existence of SPACE SMITH. SPACE SMITH is ancient being traveling across time and space raping everything in existence!”
“Can you provide evidence of this SPACE SMITH?” CoomerFantastico asked.
”Technically speaking, no.”
”Gay. Fucking gay.” Mad Scientist said.
Yeah that’s pretty gay,”
”Hella gay.”
”He doesn’t even goon to Sydney Sweeney.”
”What? Who is Sydney Sweeney?” Agent Snuffy asked. Dead silence ensued for approximately 6 minutes.
”Gay. Fucking gay.” Mad Scientist said.
“I knew it…gay.”
”Hella gay.”
”Totally gay”
”Now, now, Agent Snuffy has been instrumental with his knowledge of SPACE SMITH. Without him, SpaceX would not be the most pivotal company on Earth and Mars. It would be nothing more than Blue Origin. Maybe even NASA. He even took care of a troubled employee I once had. So tragic.” Elon showed visible signs of distress.
”…I think we’ll be in touch.” BigBallZ69 said.
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED: TOP G’s ONLY. ARE YOU A TOP G?
NO. YOU ARE TOO INSUFFICIENT AN EXAMPLE OF MASCULINITY TO BE A TOP G. YOU ARE INCAPABLE IN ALL REALMS. YOU SPILL YOUR SEED INTO A TOILET INSTEAD OF A HOOKER LIKE GOD INTENDED. TO BE A TOP G YOU MUST UNDERSTAND YOU AND YOU ALONE ARE NOT THE BEST VERSION OF YOURSELF AND CORRECT THAT. TO BE A TOP G YOU MUST BE TRULY CAPABLE IN ANY HUMAN ENDEAVOR. IF YOU WERE THROWN INTO THE CIRCLE OF FIRE RIGHT NOW, I WOULD FUCKING KILL YOU. YOUR BITCHING OUT ALREADY.
MAKING YA’LL BOTTOM G’s. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING FACE AND DO SOME FUCKING PUSHUPS.
THIS TRANSMISSION IS FOR TOP G’s ONLY.
Fucking Gay!
Coupled with the Warty Hugeman article yesterday there sure is a lot of fuckin’ time travel going on.
Is Snuffy a working name for Warty? Is Warty pursuing Space Smith through space and time (and also fuckin’ anything that will let him)?
If you want to try calling Warty “Snuffy”, go for it. I’ll watch from a safe distance.
The purple haired girl looks nice. Smart, high emotional IQ, stable and dependable.
She’d DIVERSE and that makes everything better. Duh.
None of those bureaucrats that were supposed to be given Chevron deference were elected either.
import duties from sales of Malort
All $1.37 worth?
I’m more curious where they’re paying import duties, I’m pretty sure it’s made in the US. Which may be why the rest of the world looks down on American made alcohol.
That stuff is in the college liquor store here. I assume it’s for frat parties trying to make some nasty concoction.
Mix it with an equal amount of simple syrup as a low cost substitute for Chartreuse. Or just embrace the wormwood.
Is this the post HM promised?
I don’t know, but it’s definitely the post HR wants to talk to you about reading.
I got the same impression, though only on the intro.
This post just happens on a day with this? Sure it’s just a coincidence.
🙁
I still had a bottle of liquid smoke left over from my various attempts to formulate a BBQ sauce.
I just knocked it on the floor.
It broke.
The house now smells like SlimJims.
And will continue to smell for quite awhile.
BTDT
It wouldn’t be so bad if I could air the houe out, but it’s not window-opening weather until the rain stops.
Good news, it’ll make you start talking like the Macho Man.
Oooh yeah!
Obviously your panda-fur carpeting isn’t thick enough.
I decided against that – I’m morally opposed to products made in China.
Sorry, but LOL.
What is the deal with this business boycott thing tomorrow? I asked Grok and it said people are boycotting big businesses like Walmart and Amazon, in favor of small businesses. I can get behind that, we’ve been doing that since before Christmas. But the lefties on Facebook are talking about crashing the economy and sticking it to Trump or something. I don’t even think they know what’s going on.
I believe it is for retailers that removed DEI.
A bunch of idiots are going to delay their purchases for brief periods of time to stick it to the man. I do like how they give themselves some weeks off in the middle, so they can restock.
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These people probably don’t spend enough money for that to show up on the quarterlies.
I did a search on X. I’m seeing a lot of “don’t buy anything all day” to send a message, I’m also seeing “boycott these anti-DEI companies”. There are like 4 different explanations.
This is a good indication of where the left is. They can’t even get their shit together on a one-day boycott.
TOK:
Sorry, I thought the snippet I grabbed included the “general boycott” tomorrow. It’s dumb and won’t do anything.
There wasn’t a schedule for people to stop buying Bud Light, they just… stopped, and never came back. That’s what you need to do to actually make an impact. If you feel these companies are doing immoral acts, you need to stop supporting them entirely, not defer your purchases for a week. But that would require work and sacrifice.
Neph:
Now that we own a business, we are doing our best to support other small businesses. We’re also thinking of all those small businesses that went under during COVID because they were “nonessential”. For Christmas we bought local as much as we could, and we’re still doing that.
Boycotting ALL businesses, even your friends and family’s businesses, is just stupid. It’s as you all said, a temper tantrum in which idiots try to break everything because they don’t like Trump.
TOK:
For commodities and the like, I’ll go big box. But when it comes to food, drink, perishables, crafts, and other things, I go locally owned nearly exclusively. The one that I struggle with the most is buying locally made beer. I prefer to get it at the breweries, where they get a bigger cut of the profits (no distributor, no retail, so they get the full profit) but still do buy at stores (because shelf space is important to get the brand out there).
I am sure the impact of 5-10 people boycotting these stores will not even be noticeable.
Only one business at a time? I haven’t bought anything from those companies and more this week.
Anything calling itself “The People’s [ X ]” is by definition not of the people.
Splitter!
-“The [ X ] People’s Front”
Like those commies have much money anyway.
I’ll laugh if loss from shoplifting goes down during the times of the boycotts.
Ha! Didn’t even think of that.
Gay. Fucking gay.
What is the deal with this business boycott thing tomorrow?
A bunch of toddlers are going to hold their collective breath until they turn blue, near as I can tell.
Speaking of which, I need to order a few things from Amazon.
Hmm. If I don’t buy something from them am I participating in the boycott? I better buy something just to be clear I’m not participating.
And then there’s this novella
How a son spent a year trying to save his father from conspiracy theories
Long convoluted anguished tale of woe. Crackpot dad vs rational liberal family.
At that point, their 40-year marriage was hanging by a thread. Back in November, my father echoed false claims about Jan. 6 rioters being paid actors. My mom asked him to move out of their room on the day after Trump’s victory in the presidential election. They were now agreeing to take the next step. Their marriage was officially ending.
If only Kamala had won.
I skimmed through that and I couldn’t handle it. The best part is it’s NPR so our tax money paid for someone to write it.
Romanian democracy dying…
https://rumble.com/v6pukno-democracy-dies-in-romania.html
To save “democracy” (NATO really).
I don’t hate it. It’s Stellantis product, but I owned a Jeep JK for a decade so I know what kind of quality to expect.
RAM 1500 RAMCHARGER
https://www.ramtrucks.com/electric/ram-1500-ramcharger.html
You essentially get real EV use around town, a legitimate home generation / power back up / job site electricity solution, and useable range with reasonable mileage. It’s using their 3.6L V6 which now has most of its many deficiencies either known or fixed. Downside is hybrid complexity and costs. I’m sure it weighs close 10k lbs.
RAM 1500 RAMCHARGER
The name brings to mind Monday Night Rehabilitation.
Skimming the product page, I expect the complexity will be its downfall.
You’d have to pay me to own the first model year of any Chrysler product.
Their EV Charger Daytona is a software disaster. None of hardware is properly integrated into a coherent vehicle.
That was the name of an excellent 2 door SUV from the 70s and 80s. I resent its reuse on that monstrosity.
I think that it’s a good compromise, but as DEG indicated complexity could make it a problem for a few years.
Here is what simple looks like.
https://classiccars.com/listings/view/1890316/1978-dodge-ramcharger-for-sale-in-cadillac-michigan-49601
Based on the year, complexity at the time was also a problem. At that time all of the carbs, engine management system electronics, and manufacturing were being squeezed for every last ounce of cost, emission compliance, and fuel economy. Low power, high failure rates, and poor workmanship.
Still beautiful.
Agreed, see my comment above.
One thing that is interesting is that drivetrain is completely electric. The motor is only a generator.
It is. Modern technology solves all the engine issues on those vintage MOPAR products with mostly bolt ons. And if it has a manual, you are in a good place. If not a new Tremec transmission is expensive but breathes new life into cars with 3 speed automatics.
It is odd that a range extender motors used are essentially capable of powering the vehicle (3.5 V6) instead of a highly efficient and compact motor like a supercharged 1.0-2.0L 4 cylinder designed to run a modified-Atkinson/Miller cycle. See Toyota Prius. Possibly it is incapable of generating enough power to keep the battery from being discharged without a engine this size.
I expect the reason Chrysler chose that motor was cost. They own it already.
MOPAR 4 cylinders, such as the tigershark are all turbocharged and would require significant rework to adapt. That old 3.6 is versatile and it probably fit good enough to call it a day with minimal reengineering.
I had a Chrysler 300 with the V6 and that engine was mostly bulletproof, at least in my car. Now I have the GM V6 and it has been in the shop for three weeks. At least it’s under warranty.
Buy the extended warranty.
Internet says the curb weight is 7500 pounds.
“What about these rumors your agency used harvested manatee carcasses to build furniture?” YifferBear asked.
Let me ask you a question, what are your opinions of manatees?”
”Gay. Fucking gay.” Mad Scientist said. Others nodded in agreement.
“Good, that one is true.”
Nice recovery.
Free
CascadiaIllinois!https://www.wsj.com/opinion/illinois-counties-secession-vote-indiana-j-b-pritzker-todd-huston-5a93d624?st=yqKKWg&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
I don’t blame them at all. I’m a native Chicagoan and hated 90 percent of the crap that the city government did. And on top of that since the Chicago Metro Area has around 1.2 million people, it’ll continue to drive the politics in Springfield.
I don’t want my county to secede. I want to kick NoVA counties out and build a wall.
Call them Gay Illinois?
Our kid saw this on social media and we told her it was fake. Apparently not. But I don’t see how any of the secession things go forward. Too many legal barriers.
West Virginia is proof you don’t need approval from the losing state.
I skimmed through that and I couldn’t handle it.
He wouldn’t wear his mask!
Looks like a bunch of big accounts on X now have binders with phase 1 of the Epstein files. I don’t really love that, is there that much that it needs to be analyzed? Maybe?
Also seeing that Pam Bondi is getting more legal files from Florida tomorrow.
Correction: Additional files are from NY.
Binders full of men this time?
Must… Post… Song…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E
🙂
Anybody got a good link? I can’t really search around without an account.
I found this, cannot read on my phone. Might be old.
https://vault.fbi.gov/jeffrey-epstein
I don’t see where it’s available to the public. It’s not clear how this will work.
For you Fallout tv & game fans…
They haven’t put that project out of our misery?
Don’t know about the game, but I enjoyed the show and look forward to the next season.
From the article, it sounds like they are trying to build sets that are faithful to the game.
Just started (for values of Bethesda games) Fallout 4. Holy shit, is it complicated. Still got that Fallout flava, though. Not a big fan of having to constantly scrounge for batteries for my power armor; there’s a mod for that which I’ll probably try.
There are plenty of mods to fix the fusion cores drain absurdly fast problem all the way from slower drain to no drain.
@ R C
Scrounger & nuclear physicist perks help.
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Repair_bobblehead
Helps a bit too.
You’ll be swimming in cores in short order.
I rarely use power armor. I have decent armor, stealth, and Spray and Pray.
I collect power armor, but change between it and stealth sniper on whim.
I build extensive fortifications to store the armor collection at the gas station
I was just shocked at how low my power core was when I got the set from Concord back to Sanctuary, after really not much fighting in it (the raiders and deathclaw outside the museum). Early game, the weapons and armor are such crap that it’s hard to take down much without dying a few times. I like a stealth sniper, too, but there’s not a good sniper rifle early or much in the way of stealth perks. I’m reluctant to tangle with much without power armor. Pretty sure I’m on normal difficulty; I’ll have to check.
Spectacular!
https://x.com/stillgray/status/1895078536374833473
Why did that idiot disrobe? I hope somebody else throws his jacket on the tracks.
The blond kid that had to duck under to get off picked it up and ran off with it. LMAO
I missed that. Double the fun!
That’s hilarious. The blond kid is a quick thinker. The woman who kicked him off the train either got lucky the doors closed when they did, or timed it perfectly.
RC – they normally “bong”. If you regularly ride you almost instinctively know the timing from the bong to close. Especially if it’s fully automated.
Still a risky thing as somebody can hold the doors and stop them closing.
That guy took his cloths and shoes off faster than a groom on his wedding night.
He also really wants to throw his perfectly white sneakers, but keeps remembering that they are probably some $500 pair of shoes that all the riffraff are currently wearing.
Is that one of those copycat nuisance streamers who deserve all the pain and embarassment and loss of internet clout they get?
I call fake. The kick didn’t really land.
Gene Hackman story getting weirder:
https://nypost.com/2025/02/27/entertainment/gene-hackman-and-wifes-death-investigated-as-suspicious-after-door-was-found-open-pills-found
There goes that theory.
It was weird when I first heard about it. I can’t believe any credible person would think it was natural causes, unless their house was Raptured.
I know some of you encounter corpses occasionally. Is bloating and mummification on the same body a thing?
Clearly they had a lot of carbs for dinner.
I can totally see that “New Mexico, with the door open” would be mummyogenic.
I’m just going off of deer carcasses here, but for a certain timeframe I’d say “pretty much”. Gasses or fluids can collect or build up in some parts while others (say hands, with lots of muscle/sinew/bone but not much liquid and high surface area) dry out quickly.
I’m not sure this is 100% amazing.
I’m of course for all free markets and highlighting them, but at the same time, forcing op-ed writers not to be allowed to write about anything that goes against free markets is still censorship. But instead, it’s limiting less free market talk for once.
Writers should not be forced to write about what they don’t believe in, especially in opinion editorials.
* that goes against free markets, is still censorship.
that comma felt kinda necessary to add
Yes. I originally thought that it was going to be a consistent set of free market and personal liberty editorials, but that other editorials could rebut those views. That seemed reasonable.
His tweet or whatever said that opposing viewpoints would not be published – full stop.
Nobody is forcing them. They can all leave and go write their commie thoughts elsewhere.
Personally I may email Jeff and ask if he needs some editorials written. Maybe we all should, it could be the next frontier for Glibs.
It’s censorship, but it’s a newspaper. The writers are free to trash free markets on their private websites, newsletters, substacks, blogs, podcasts, zines, and by wearing sandwich boards on the street corner. The idea of an unbiased news report is a modern myth and rarity.
I would argue it is not censorship. The paper is a private enterprise and needs to go in a different direction. Those writers are not being suppressed. They can go write for Jacobin. There is no government coercion. The writers do not have a right to push a viewpoint contrary to their owners, on the owner’s dime.
R.J.:
It’s censorship, but private censorship. Which exists at most companies. I’ve had very clear guidelines at several companies about what I’m allowed to say, and who I’m allowed to talk to (“Direct all media questions to your immediate supervisor”). I would expect that PR flacks at most companies are given more explicit guidelines about what they can say.
Neph: So by your definition, editorial control is censorship?
Gender Traitor:
By definition, they’re being told not to say something, which would be censorship. However, this is not a government or public entity doing it, it’s a private company. When you take a paycheck, you agree to the terms. Was it censorship when all of the newspapers refused to print the Charlie Hebdo cartoons or the draw Mohammad competition?
“Print this and die” is a form of censorship, yes.
Are they being told not to say something or are they being told that this newspaper will not publish something?
Neph. I would define censorship as an outside entity telling a publisher that they cannot publish something.
I do not consider an employer saying that employees cannot publish content that contradicts the employer as being censorship.
Colloquially, someone might say that keeping your thoughts to yourself instead of pissing off your wife to be self-censorship.
But, I do not use that common meaning for censorship when describing what businesses allow or don’t allow their employees to do.
Yeah! What Kinnath said!
Back when newspapers still pretended to have integrity, the news was news and editorials represented the views of the owners.
If Bezos want’s to say editorials will only represents what he believes in, that’s totally OK. If his staff doesn’t want write those editorials, they can pursue their careers elsewhere. This is not censorship. It is owners exercising ownership.
If WaPo stops publishing editorials as straight new stories, I will be thrilled.
I don’t think the owner of private publication saying “I’m only willing to publish X editorials” is censorship. I think “private censorship” is something of an oxymoron, or perhaps a null set. Every publication on the planet limits what it will publish, including on a viewpoint basis.
Writers should not be forced to write about what they don’t believe in, especially in opinion editorials.
This way to the Great Egress.
Although the tweet points out her poor muzzle control, what struck me was how clean, well-dressed, and apparently well-fed she was.
https://x.com/Osint613/status/1894459069261369491
I mean, for a child being genocided in Gaza by the Jews, and all.