149 Comments

  1. Sean

    That’s a shaggy doggy.

  2. Pat

    FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – A dog and a woman were wounded during a shooting on Friday afternoon in Fort Lauderdale.
    _
    The shooting was on the sidewalk along Seabreeze Boulevard near Harbor Drive, police said.
    _
    A witness said a man’s dog was not on a leash and ran up to a woman with a dog.
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    “The victim’s dog got scared and bit the shooter and his dog which is when the guy pulled a pistol out of his pocket and shot the woman’s dog,” Joe Matelsky said.

    I’m confused, it doesn’t sound as if the shooter was a cop?

    • DrOtto

      Easy way to determine if the shooter was a cop – if identified as a “shooter” -not a cop. If a “gun discharged” – is a cop.

      • Pat

        I guess you could say this is a man bites dog story, then?

  3. Pat

    PAULDING COUNTY, Ga. — A Paulding County courtroom was filled with emotion as a judge sentenced a man to 475 years in prison for dog fighting and animal cruelty, marking the maximum penalty possible under the law.

    I don’t support cruelty to animals, but this shit is so fucking retarded. Meanwhile, it’s like extracting teeth to get a 10 year sentence for kiddie diddlers and 2nd degree murderers.

    • Tres Cool

      /Michael Vick has entered the chat

    • Jarflax

      I’m with you. Cruelty to animals is bad, cruelty to other humans is worse.

    • Tundra

      Correct. Wood chipper is the solution.

  4. Pat

    As a growing number of cats have gotten sick or died after consuming raw pet food or raw milk contaminated with the H5N1 virus, health officials have advised pet food companies to take extra precautions to protect against bird flu.
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    In recent guidance, the Food and Drug Administration suggested that pet food manufacturers take precautions in their food safety plans, such as “seeking ingredients from flocks or herds that are healthy” and “taking processing steps, such as heat treatment, that are capable of inactivating viruses.”

    Otherwise known as “cooking.” Which would kind of mean “not raw.” Which is why we developed this thing called applying fire to food about 200,000 years ago…

    • Suthenboy

      Morning all.
      Yes, it is called cooking.

      Pat stirrin’ the shit already. I like it. Links would be good.
      Raw food. Are we about to have the rare/medium rare/ well done discussion again?

      • Sensei

        Look Suthen, with something that isn’t ground meat like a hamburger I’ll take a chance on a medium rare steak.

        OTH, this Japanese speaker is the only guy in his office who won’t eat sushi.

      • Pat

        Are we about to have the rare/medium rare/ well done discussion again?

        Listen, everybody’s entitled to kill themselves as they see fit. I’m a fan of rare beef, but you won’t catch me taking a shot at pink chicken.

      • Suthenboy

        I am not qualified to tell you what you like. I just give advice.

        *hides raw oysters*

      • l0b0t

        See, I don’t like raw oysters, but I LOVE raw tuna. Also rare steaks.

  5. Gender Traitor

    Well, we knew Winston’s mom was a bitch…

    • Tres Cool

      ya dirty dog!

  6. Sensei

    My most definitely non Asian grandmother loved those butter cookies. I remember eating them all the time at their house.

    I still like them.

    • Gender Traitor

      Butter cookies were my go-to when I formerly had to arrange meeting refreshments for a Board which included a director who never let you forget that she couldn’t eat anything with corn or soy. 🙄 Have you ever tried to find commercially-sold cookies without corn syrup or soy in some form?

      Luckily, they’re really good AND the packaging makes them look classy. My problem was that I had a hard time throwing away the empty tins, and they do start to pile up…

      • l0b0t

        Without saving all those tins, where would we put notionals, unsorted screws, puzzle pieces, etc.?

      • Suthenboy

        I0b0t: Mason jars?

      • Gender Traitor

        Inorite??? Inspired at an impressionable age by the Useful Pot that Pooh gave to Eeyore, I am a notorious hoarder collector of (potentially) Useful Boxes, and Useful Tins are just that much more worthy of hoarding prudently saving.

      • Suthenboy

        *Suthenboy shows up to meeting bearing corn chips, Queso, peanut butter cookies and assorted soft drinks*
        Squenched up face chorus begins – “I am allergic to peanuts!” “I have celiac’s disease!” “I cant eat corn or soy!” “I am lactose intolerant!” “I dont drink soda!”

        “Yeah? Sorry to hear that. Dont worry, no one is going to make you eat it.” *begins crunching chips*

      • Gender Traitor

        “I dont drink soda!”

        “That’s okay – this is pop!” 😁

      • Suthenboy

        GT, cut us some slack. It is too early to get comment of the day.

        *down here the generic term for soft drinks is ‘coke’.

      • Gender Traitor

        Surely you don’t insult that elixir of the gods known as Dr. Pepper by calling it “coke”!!!/never a cola drinker

      • rhywun

        elixir of the gods known as Dr. Pepper

        That is a strange way to spell “Mountain Dew”.

      • Gender Traitor

        I like Mountain Dew (and Mello Yello,) too, but the belches will bring you to your knees.

      • rhywun

        Hmph. One of the two things that are wrong with Mountain Dew is that it doesn’t have enough carbonation.

        The other being that you can’t get it with real sugar most anywhere.

      • Gender Traitor

        It isn’t so much the carbonation that makes the burps deadly so much as the…strong flavor.

      • DrOtto

        @rhywun – yeah, Mountain Dew Throwback (made with healthy pure cane sugar) was fairly common all the way up to the pandemic around here. Then it unceremoniously disappeared. I can still find Dr. Pepper with cane sugar from time to time. It’s the only time I drink soda. With passover coming up, I’ll keep my eyes out for (((Coke))) sweetened with beet sugar. Easy to spot 2 litres with yellow caps instead of white with Hebrew writing on the cap. They used to dedicate and endcap to them at Belden’s when I lived in Houston. And would go on sale right after Passover to clear out the inventory.

  7. Pat

    The battle for Britain’s pubs

    For over a decade, the steady decline of Britain’s pubs has been a slow-motion cultural tragedy. Recent figures confirm that the number of pubs across England and Wales has fallen below 39,000, a stark milestone in what feels like a long and painful last orders for a once vibrant institution. This isn’t just about economics or changing consumer habits – it’s about the systematic erosion of a cornerstone of British culture. Pubs have been sacrificed on the altar of public health, rising costs and political indifference.
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    Despite this decline often being blamed on the Covid-19 pandemic, the pressures squeezing the life out of pubs were well underway long before lockdowns. Rising energy bills, extortionate rents and relentless business rates have made it increasingly impossible for many landlords to turn a profit. Supermarkets selling bargain-bin booze and the rise of teetotalism among younger generations have compounded the problem. Let’s also not forget the draconian indoor-smoking ban of 2007, a decision that gutted the pub of its traditional atmosphere and drove many loyal patrons away. Add to this the stricter drink-driving laws that disproportionately hit rural pubs, and the picture becomes depressingly clear.

    • rhywun

      Let’s also not forget the draconian indoor-smoking ban

      I’m glad I stopped enjoying a night at the bar or the club not long after our own draconian indoor-smoking bans.

      But I wouldn’t be surprised if bars are dying in the US too since we have all of the same phenomena happening here.

    • Suthenboy

      I have always said that governments are outgrowths of cultures. Dictators do not disseminate oppression from above. People impose that on themselves.
      Recent intersting example I heard –

      “When you start running short on committed communists the inmates will take up the slack and start running the gulags”

      I have zero sympathy for the pommies.

      • Suthenboy

        For that matter, for us either. All of this misery is self-inflicted.

        Here a while back, luckily, I lost a ‘friend’
        He and his girlfriend were blathering on about gender insanity and I Interrupted him. I casually said “Women, they dont have peckers. I checked. They dont have ’em. ”

        He and his girlfriend were very offended. I haven’t heard from them since. I guess I rub some people the wrong way. It doesnt exactly keep me up at night.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Teetotalism among the youth? When I was a teen the goal was to be like Bluto from Animal House. They’ve taken all the fight out of these young people.

      • Suthenboy

        This.
        There seems to be an epidemic of ‘stick up the ass’ and the related disorder of thinning skin amongst the yoot.

    • Drake

      I think the smoking ban was a wash. There are many patrons like me who wouldn’t drink in a smoky bar. The Brits are trying to ban smoking anywhere near the pub, just to be assholes.

      The real problem is that the UK is going into a deep recession thanks to their insane government.

      • rhywun

        trying to ban smoking anywhere near the pub

        Already the case here. And nobody cares that we’ve ceded powers to our overlords that they should not even have because Children! or some shit.

    • DrOtto

      I don’t get out to the bar much, but when I do, I like to have the occasional cig as well. Fortunately, we have several bars around that fall outside city limits and allow smoking. Of all the places in the world, I got chased out of a bar in Vegas in November for lighting up. I remember when Silver City Casino was the only place you couldn’t smoke in Vegas.

  8. l0b0t

    Give me a strong cup of coffee and I will eat a whole tin of Danish butter cookies.

    • PieInTheSky

      it is wine o clock

  9. pan fried wylie

    “I can’t wait until American women can’t get blueberries for their smoothies,” she said. “I cannot wait until there is a full crackdown on all small businesses”…

    Tell me you’re 20yrsold without telling me you’re 20yrsold.

    • PieInTheSky

      it is winter here and I get blueberries from Chile for about 1 dollar for 100g so I guess Americans will live

    • rhywun

      “We have stopped all grant funding that’s being abused by NGOs to facilitate illegal immigration into this country,” Noem said.

      Sorry not sorry.

      • Suthenboy

        I am resisting being a Trump fan. How many way overdue sensible things is he going to do?

      • R.J.

        Be patient. He will do something rant-worthy soon.

  10. PieInTheSky

    Today in silly things that made Pie laugh I saw an internet conversation between an American from Alaska talking about mosquitos and a non American surprised that there are mosquitoes in Alaska cause he though only warm climates have mosquitoes and the answer was “the mosquito is the state bird of Alaska” and for some reason i found that funny.

    • Sensei

      I’ve heard the same about other U.S. states with large mosquito populations.

    • Gender Traitor

      A popular joke in certain U.S. states. See also: Minnesota (probably on account of all those lakes.) Don’t leave cats or small dogs unattended in your yard lest the ‘skeeters carry them away!

    • Suthenboy

      Mosquitos are a world wide plague.
      Little known fact: Mosquitos have a fixed amount of activity and blood they must consume. The tropical ones spread that out all year long. The further away from the tropics you go the more they have to cram all of that activity into shorter and shorter windows of time. It gives the illusion that they are worse in some places than others.

      • PieInTheSky

        so can I assume there is a mosquito or two in Louisiana ?

      • R C Dean

        I recall looking at some rural property in WI one summer years ago. It was mostly wooded. I was by myself, so I got out of the truck and decided to take a piss. As soon as I was, err, fully committed, I was swarmed by mosquitos. Probably a couple dozen bites, minimum, before I could do anything to defend myself.

        I passed on the property.

      • Fourscore

        I bought that property and have not had many visitors and then not for very long.

      • Fourscore

        …and moved it to Minnesoda…

    • Drake

      Mosquitos in warm climates have plenty of time to feed and reproduce. Northern mosquitos seem to get much larger and are in a real hurry to drain your blood.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      The state bird of Minnesota is the mosquito. The state tree is the telephone pole.

  11. rhywun

    I wonder if the killer fake-nun cult bears any relation to the killer transsexual vegan cult?

    • Sensei

      The dirty rice is a nice touch.

      • R C Dean

        I’m still trying to wrap my head around the name “Lagarthucin”.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Were the trays of collard greens and the cooler full of grape Kool Aid gun free?

      • R.J.

        Dick in the mashed potatoes, gun in the dirty rice.

    • Sean

      It’s a great story. 👍👍

      • R.J.

        Agreed. What craziness!

    • DrOtto

      It’s nice to see a gun associated with a food other than steak around here.

    • Grummun

      35 bullet casings, one live bullet and two live cartridges

      Hmm. Did the bullet have little arms and legs? Did it do a little dance?

      • pan fried wylie

        The bullet was collected, and still is, In Mid Flight, Ergo Hector Props, “Live Bullet”.

        Do you even Balletistics, Broh?

    • Pat

      Think #6 takes the cake, but 26 and 29 are in the running.

  12. R.J.

    Meow.

      • Gender Traitor

        My cats would prefer it in an ebook format – easier to navigate than turning pages. (Their claws tear the paper.)

  13. pan fried wylie

    Joking aside, a properly functioning WHO does some good work in the world. We should have dropped out in 2020, and invited the civilized world and countries that were willing to be honest actors (i.e., not China) to join the GHO or whatever we’d call it.

    GODDAMN SPLITTERS!!! Besides, it should be the People Liberation Front of World Health, ah-duhh.

    • Suthenboy

      The folly of man.
      What happened during and after wwII is seriously fucked up. Their ‘solutions’ made things worse. They did this because what happened during and after WWI which was seriously fucked up. They did that because of what happened during and after the Napoleonic…which is because of what….
      Trace it back to the beginning of time. We just cant stop shooting ourselves in the dick.

      Had a lengthy discussion with the wife yesterday on the relationship between technology and culture. Our primitive impulses drive us to do evil things (by today’s standards) which technology has long rendered archaic. We just cant seem to get the dust of the cave off of ourselves.

    • DrOtto

      “…WHO does some good work in the world.” – citation needed

  14. The Other Kevin

    Good morning Glibs! People really are losing their shit this week. It’s nice to be on the side that’s NOT losing their shit for once.

    Today our gym is participating in the Brace for Impact fundraiser for the first time. This is to raise money for a school in Haiti. There are 12 gyms around the country participating. Our team is small, just four of us. We’ll be doing planned 10-15 minute workouts every hour on the hour for 24 hours. (12 hours for me, I have hockey practice tomorrow 🙂 ). If you are interested in making a donation here is the link: https://bfi46.com/teamhardcore/?fbclid=IwY2xjawILESpleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHcwNgi5fMYEjhCmhxbMiDNXIhltQXemC0sfs9VG-JuAz1NiLxtoOZjR4Yw_aem_DGal4LIM_9YImkeYLoe6ww

    • Jarflax

      Guys you cannot change her.
      Gals you cannot change him.

    • PieInTheSky

      escort … great in bed… I mean at least she was good at her job.

    • DrOtto

      Ho’/housewife and all of that.

    • Suthenboy

      yes. 100 to 1 would make me optimistic. My preference is to torch the entire lot of them and force congress to read, write and reimplement any rule or law or regulation one at a time.

  15. Jarflax

    Todays, you are old, get over it, moment. I am now on the plan your funeral in advance targeted marketing lists.

    • The Other Kevin

      May God have mercy on your soul.

    • Tundra

      I need to go to church.

    • juris imprudent

      If those arrive in the mail here the wife must be properly disposing of them before I see it.

      • pan fried wylie

        *wakes up in a coffin tomorrow*

  16. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Help me come up with ideas for jobs to apply to in a small town that aren’t customer-facing. Like, I don’t think I have it in me to be a cashier, but I could stock shelves or something. I was thinking of going to our little local airport to see if they had any menial jobs.

    (this is contingency – as of now I’m still employed. But I’m kind of panicking.)

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      The Clermont Lounge is too customer-facing, BTW, in case anyone was going to suggest that.

    • Gender Traitor

      Is the local airport too small to have paid long-term parking? A retired teacher of my former acquaintance worked for a time as an attendant/cashier at airport-adjacent parking. Minimal customer contact, and in between I believe she read.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        They probably don’t have any paid parking…it’s only biz jets and other private aircraft (big software company is HQed here – they’re the major user of the airport). I can mop the floors, though.

        And I will check out the software company for career-oriented opportunities, but those things usually take some time to get in the door, so I’ll need something I can get hired and trained right away.

        I’m also going to see if there are any doggie daycares that can hire me part time.

      • tripacer

        Local FBO’s always need ramp rats. You get to wear a sweet reflective vest and fuel planes, and wave the glowy wands around.

    • The Other Kevin

      Manufacturing, distribution, that sort of thing might have what you’re looking for. The airport was a good idea. You could always learn to code. Oh wait you already know how to do that, don’t you?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        My JavaScript and PHP could use some work…

    • Tundra

      Any fulfillment places around? My buddy has a business that warehouses materials for companies and then picks and ships. Low key but the people in the back seem to really dig it.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Any fulfillment places around

        Amazon…🤔

      • Tundra

        Don’t do that. Find a smaller place. You strike me as someone who would be excellent in a small business.

      • R.J.

        Agreed! Stood underselling yourself!

    • Sensei

      You’ll still occasionally interact with customers if you stock.

      Grocery store night shift won’t have customers, but you do work! Retailers that stock at night would be another option, but I don’t know how many do that.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      I’m hoping that even through all the upheaval, I’ll still have a job. Sometimes it’s good to be on the operational side of things. I’ve already worked at State Dept in the past, so if they dissolve my agency and bring all its functions into State, hopefully there’s a place for me. Both of my bosses also came from State (that’s how I got the job).

      I have only been unemployed for a few months since I was 22, and a few years since I was 14. That’s about 40 years of steady employment of all kinds. I have been laid off before, I have applied for unemployment before. But at 52, it’s a bit different than 30.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      I could check out the ranges around town, too. Maybe I can get training as an RSO (I realize that’s customer-facing, but it’s also not facing mass numbers of the general public like the grocery store, etc.)

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t know that that pays – seems to be a volunteer gig with the ones I’ve been a member of.

    • Common Tater

      If you want to move solid objects, how about shipping clerk, or parts person at a large repair shop? Takes more knowledge and intelligence than stocking shelves, but pays better.

    • creech

      From your posts, sounds like you’d enjoy working on a cruise ship. Any bartender skills?

  17. Tundra

    Good morning!

    Thanks for the lynx Winston – you seem like an exceptional pup. You and my boy Max probably would have been pals.

    https://imgur.com/qqZcdMm

  18. Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

    UnCiv, the footnote observations remind me of the ERB Barsoom books… love it.

  19. pan fried wylie

    It’s been eight days, Y’all, eight days, all Y’all

    *turn my headphones up, Uhn, Uhn, I can’t hear it in the right, turn my head phones up!*

    Uhn, yeah, inna House Y’all, It’s Been Eight Days, Y’all, Eight Days.
    Was only in for three of em, but it’s Been Eight Days, Y’all, eight days
    And honestly, I don’t know how else to describe this, except, It’s Been Eight Days, Y’all
    Not seven, not nine, not eight…no, yeah, eight, It’s Been Eight Days, Y’all, eight days
    Ja Rule, beybey! Kill Whitey, heyhey! It’s Been Eight Days, uhn, yeah, eightdaysbeybey!

    …I dont have the mental moxy to rhyme something with “supremacist” and just dont really have the followthru for a full parody song. As long as your main takeaway is “white people are racist because they’re white”, me and Rep Jasmine Crockett have done our jobs. Goddamn Racist Honkys. (“Honkies” cant be right, that’s gotta be the term for Clown World Advocates.)

    • rhywun

      honkeys

      • pan fried wylie

        I thought that’s what you get trying to play piano at Honey Harvest.

    • R.J.

      That’s a hard rhyme. The rhyming dictionary only shows some alliterations.

      • Gender Traitor

        polemicist?

        nemesis?

      • pan fried wylie

        White Supremacists be my nemesis, Eight Days Y’all, It’s Been Eight Days Y’all

        The song runs to “It’s a Celebration”, from the Snoop Dog episode of Monk

  20. Aloysious

    *pat pat pat* good dog

    Got this song stuck in my head David Rawlings – Cumberland Gap

    Lyric: Cumberland gap, it’s a devil of a gap
    Cumberland gap, it’s a devil of a gap

    Kiss me momma, kiss your boy
    Bless me well and lucky
    For I won’t be back ’til I return
    I’m gone to old Kentucky

    Cumberland gap, it’s a devil of a gap
    That’s what the scouts all tell ya
    Sure enough it may get tough
    If it doesn’t kill ya, kill ya

  21. Common Tater

    “The latest issue deals with his Obama Presidential Center. One of the main firms building the nation’s first black president’s library is being accused of racial discrimination by one of the project’s black-owned local subcontractors….

    Meanwhile, Thornton Tomasetti denied the allegations, sharing in a memo that the construction costs and delays ‘were all unequivocally driven by the underperformance and inexperience’ of the black-owned subcontractor.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14347811/Barack-Obama-faces-setback-amid-rumors-marriage-Michelle-rocks.html

    Why can’t we all just get along?

    • rhywun

      his long-planned library and community center in Chicago

      LOL never change, you grifter

  22. pan fried wylie

    l0b0t on February 1, 2025 at 7:41 am

    See, I don’t like raw oysters, but I LOVE raw tuna. Also rare steaks.

    Raw tuna is what made me fall in love with sushi. Rare steak is what taught me to grill (because Mom couldnt). I’m not a fan of either, these days. Raw salmon still revs my motor, gimme a med-well steak though.

    But i’d sooner slurp at an unwashed vagina than eat an oyster. #OysterForeskinPineapplePizzaCasserole

    • Common Tater

      I saw Unwashed Vagina open for Corrosion of Conformity.

      • pan fried wylie

        Yeah, at the Trans Vegan Dealth Cult Festival of 2012. We prolly moshed in the same pit, WOOOOOOOOOO *highfives*

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Down the memory hole

    The CDC’s social vulnerability index and environmental justice index — tools that could show whether particular populations might face disproportionate health risks — have both been taken offline within the past week. In 2007, during the Bush administration, social scientists, geographers, and statisticians started developing the social vulnerability index (SVI), which incorporated demographic and socioeconomic factors including poverty, race, and ethnicity over the years.

    The Biden administration launched the environmental justice index (EJI) in 2022. “Too many communities across our nation, particularly low-income communities and communities of color, continue to bear the brunt of pollution. Meeting the needs of these communities requires our focused attention and we will use the Environmental Justice Index to do just that,” then Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra said in a press release at the time.

    Since stepping into office, Trump has tried to undo previous administrations’ work to address health disparities when it comes to race and gender. In an executive order Trump signed to undo Biden-era policies, the president wrote that “diversity, equity, and inclusion” (DEI) has “corrupted” government institutions.

    He has gutted public health. Everyone will die.

    • The Last American Hero

      Remember what life was like back in 2005? Bodies stacked up like cordwood in the streets.

  24. CatchTheCarp

    ICE raided a Mexican restaurant nearby and arrested three undocumented migrants. The article stated that one of them “moved here from Mexico 24 years ago”. None had any criminal records so they were given case numbers for immigration court and released. Local prog’s are up in arms and referring to it as Kristallnacht and this is just like Hitler rounding up Jews.

    https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-courts/immigration-officers-detain-workers-at-mexican-restaurant-in-o-fallon-mo-workers-say/article_8b2ead90-e013-11ef-a8c9-cbde373006aa.html

    • Tundra

      For those who don’t want to disable their ad blocker:

      https://archive.fo/Nw7x7

      Had the stupid motherfuckers not opened the borders we could have gone on quietly pretending everything was cool. Our immigration system is such aa clusterfuck.

      • CatchTheCarp

        thanks!

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m seeing that stuff on FB. Especially from teachers.

    • rhywun

      Don’t care. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

      I wanna see some progs “migrate” to another country without their permission and see how that works out for them.

      • The Last American Hero

        Fuck migrating. I had to get a passport for myself and 2 other family members to go to fucking Canada. Total cost was over $300. I had to cross at a recognized crossing, present my passports, and be subject to interrogation and search. On the way back, I had to wait in a long line and to the same thing.

        I was visiting for a weekend and pumping a few grand into their economy. I wasn’t using their social services, schools, or so called healthcare system. I was visiting for a long weekend.

        I guess I should have just flipped off the customs guys and tell them that borders are racist.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    He also claimed that “climate extremism has exploded inflation and overburdened businesses with regulation.” During his first term in office, there was a near 40 percent decline in the term “climate change” across websites for federal environmental agencies. It’s too soon to know what the damage might be this time around, but some webpages have already vanished. The US Department of Transportation’s “priorities” website has removed pages on both “climate and sustainability” and “equity.” It follows an internal memo sent this week instructing USDOT operating administrations to identify and ultimately “terminate” Biden-era activities relating to climate change and DEI.

    He’s sweeping global warming under the rug. How will anybody know the damage it does?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I dont have the mental moxy to rhyme something with “supremacist”

    nemesis

    • R.J.

      Supremacy is way easier.

    • Jarflax

      Pharmacist

    • pan fried wylie

      Too bad Gender Traitor beat you to the punch with a threaded response.

      White Supremacy gonn’be the end a me, EIGHT DAYS YALL
      Black Pilled by a White Pharmacist, EIGHT FDAs YALL

    • creech

      “denialist”

      • pan fried wylie

        See, i feel like “nemesis” is a far superior rhyme. An -ist/-ist rhyme just strikes me a fuckenlazy and lyrically uninteresting. Unless we can inject more meaning along with the rhyme, like

        White Supremacist meets Climate Denailist and my nemeses spread like a ripped sack of reeses pieces, EIGHT DAYS YALL

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Being an American soldier isn’t good enough for you?

    Just days before the start of Black History Month, employees from the Pentagon’s intelligence agency received a memo notifying them that all activities related to the annual commemoration were now banned.

    According to a memo obtained by NBC News, the Defense Intelligence Agency ordered a pause of all activities and events related to 11 “special observances” in compliance with President Donald Trump’s ban on DEI (diversity, equity and inclusion) programs in the federal workplace.

    In addition to Black History Month, the agency also ordered the suspension of events marking Asian American Pacific Islander Heritage Month, National American Indian Heritage Month, LGBTQ Pride Month, Women’s History Month, Juneteenth, Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Holocaust Remembrance Day.

    How will the nation survive?

    • creech

      I have an hour long presentation on Frederick Douglass to do for one of the church’s “Black History Month” presentations. I’m calling him a “Crusader for Human Liberty” and found five quotes from his speeches that are solidly libertarian in tone. If any of you are at all involved in, or roped into, Black history Month events make sure to push back against all the DEI commie crap that gets promoted.

      • pan fried wylie

        And I thought church wasn’t for me BEFORE they introduced homework.

        SCHOOL ON SUNDAY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY CLASS *tugs collar too hard and inadvertently snaps own neck*

      • creech

        I volunteered in order to avoid them doing another 1619-type presentation.

    • Common Tater

      Are there any open months left?

      • pan fried wylie

        Smarch, but who wants a holiday in that lousy weather

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Federal agencies across the government have scrambled to comply with Trump’s executive order targeting DEI. Posts related to such initiatives have been removed from several government websites, including the Office of Personnel Management and the Homeland Security Department. Federal agency webpages that previously led to posts on diversity and accessibility resources now display a “Page Not Found — 404” error message. Agencies have been ordered to place DEI staff on paid leave while the government draws up plans for their dismissal.

    They are purging our very best and brightest!

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Despite these orders, it appears the White House still plans to celebrate Black History Month. During her first briefing on Tuesday, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt was asked if the Trump administration intended to mark the annual event.

    “As far as I know, this White House certainly still intends to celebrate — and we will continue to celebrate American history and the contributions that all Americans, regardless of race, religion or creed, have made to our great country,” Leavitt told reporters before declaring that “America is back.”

    But not the shit stirring commie panhandlers.

    • pan fried wylie

      Leavitt told reporters before declaring that “America is back.”

      *Uproarious Cheers….cutoff abruptly*

      “Wait, no capitalization, stop cheering, we misheard her…”

  30. The Late P Brooks

    It’s a trap

    The Trump White House issued a proclamation Friday recognizing February as Black History Month around the same time the Defense Department issued guidance declaring “identity months dead.”

    The conflicting messages came as President Donald Trump has been targeting diversity, equity and inclusion programs for removal in the first weeks of his administration. He has referred to DEI initiatives as “discrimination” and insisted that the country must instead move toward a merit-based society.

    The White House proclamation calls for “public officials, educators, librarians, and all the people of the United States to observe this month with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities,” though there is no elaboration on what constitutes “appropriate.”

    He’s going to round up all the black people and ship them back to Africa. Trump will host a fantastic going-away party on their behalf.

    • pan fried wylie

      Watermelon, grape soda, ALL the fixins.

      Also, Fried Chicken.

    • pan fried wylie

      Just remember that you’re not free unless you’re free to make mistakes, like Monk S6E2. (Episode aired Jul 20, 2007, so, five months late)

      Now I’m trying to commit myself to writing a new verse to EIGHT DAYS YALL for every day this month.