Monday Afternoon Links, eh.

by | Mar 3, 2025 | Canada, Daily Links | 119 comments

H8

For some reason, my work has devolved into working with our Canadian business, almost exclusively. And it all involves IT projects, contracts, etc., so more the bewildering to me. But, at least it gave me a theme for today’s links – so I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

  • Canadanians worry about Chinese EVs.
  • You have to give them some slack, the Syrupeans are confronting the Big Issues.
  • This is why when I hear “muh free healthcare!”, I tend not to listen.
  • Man, I tried to find a story tying Switzerland and Canada together. I was shut out.

Music – you are own your own.

Comments are all yours and open.

Canada has some good things too…

About The Author

Swiss Servator

Swiss Servator

Currently serving at the pleasure of a Swiss multinational. Previously a Soldier, rugby player, lawyer, bouncer, bartender, substitute teacher, risk manager, and cubicle mushroom. Will work for raclette.

119 Comments

  1. Nephilium

    Those were not the bags of milk I was expecting in a Canadian post.

    • juris imprudent

      You’ll notice she’s out in summer kitchen – probably in Florida.

      • SDF-7

        I don’t think Neph was noticing anything but the bikini atoll.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        In this case, I agree. No one needs a twat tat.

      • Tres Cool

        What if it says slippery when wet?

      • Gustave Lytton

        She’s too young be a Bon Jovi groupie.

  2. Shpip

    I hear “muh free healthcare!”, I tend not to listen.

    People think that health care in Canada is One Size Fits All, but it’s actually MAID to order.

    • SDF-7

      That joke’s a real killer, Shpip.

      • rhywun

        SDF-7 with the assist.

    • juris imprudent

      Isn’t always the cure is worse than the disease.

  3. SDF-7

    I would have thought the range and battery efficiency would be the issues for any EV in Canada — but they’re probably only really worrying about the markets in the cities… screw their rural population.

    • SDF-7

      Someday… somehow…. I will learn to close my stupid tags properly.

  4. The Other Kevin

    Ok, I will grant you those two good things about Canada.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Oh my…though the pubic tattoo is uh…concerning.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Possibly concerning, but I’d need to take a closer look to be sure.

      • pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        I can’t make out what it says though.

      • SDF-7

        Hopefully not:

        “Over 1e+09 served.”

        or

        “You must be this tall to ride this ride.”

        or

        “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”

        or

        “Overflow capacity in the rear.”

      • rhywun

        I can’t make out what it says though.

        I 💘 JUSTIN

      • Ownbestenemy

        “respect” lol…cannot make that up

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Nothing says “respect” like a tattoo above your privates. “Hey, my bush is down here! Well it was, anyway.”

      • Aloysious

        Maybe she’s a Dire Straights fan, and it’s the name of her favorite song: Tunnel of Love.

  5. Shpip

    Even Trudeau admitted – too late – that his government brought in too many people too quickly and is now belatedly trying to address the crisis by somewhat reducing immigration targets.

    Eric Adams offered to ship a couple million Venezuelans to northern Canada, but Trudeau was having Nunavut.

    • SDF-7

      It is always upsetting to middle aged men when their niagara shipments get delayed.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Man oh Manitoba, you’re are gonna be in trouble.

  6. rhywun

    Chinese companies chasing market share and not profitability

    And still there are people who think that China isn’t a house of cards ready to topple over at any moment.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      They’ve been a house of cards since the 90s, yet they still haven’t toppled over.

  7. Rat on a train

    In July 2021, Kennedy Stewart, then Vancouver’s mayor, proposed renaming Trutch Street, saying Joseph Trutch “was a racist and chief architect of policies causing immense and long-standing harm to First Nations people.”
    Somehow I still live in a district named after a Confederate. A county named after a colonial governor. A state named after a monarch. A country named after a white guy. It’s difficult to get through the day.

    • Ownbestenemy

      At this point you just flog yourself all day long

    • kinnath

      They lost. Get over it.

  8. rhywun

    You know what is an even more “significant act of decolonization”?

    Giving all your stuff to your betters and moving far away.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Whoa, whoa, whoa, let’s not get carried away here.

    • SDF-7

      Trudeau will probably be like Biden and refill it at much higher prices.

      What a sap.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        With prices going up, he’d better stop waffling and refill it soon.

    • whiz

      Obviously a sticky situation.

    • Shpip

      Boy, you know that’s going to sap their national morale.

      No way to sugarcoat it.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s going to pancake their economy.

    • Gender Traitor

      Should we warn Richard in case they try to invade Vermont?

      • SDF-7

        I expect he can face them down — he’s downright lionhearted.

      • Sensei

        We’ll trade them for oil.

    • juris imprudent

      That’s what they get for tapping that ash.

    • Rat on a train

      Sent too much to Ukraine?

    • bacon-magic

      Treacle down economics eh?

  9. The Late P Brooks

    According to a City of Vancouver statement, the city is “taking the appropriate steps at the proper pace to execute this project in collaboration with our partners in xʷməθkʷəy̓əm.”

    This includes designing new street signs, planning and hosting pronunciation sessions for residents, developing a story about the colonial history of Trutch, and preparing notifications for local residents and businesses regarding steps they will need to take to change their address.

    *guffaws, slaps knee*

    • The Other Kevin

      Keep in mind every one of those steps involves someone getting paid.

      • Suthenboy

        This

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Only after the initial way over-bloated sum is filtered through NGOs to pay the right people.

    • rhywun

      steps they will need to take

      “No.”

    • SDF-7

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Dc6Pre77AY

      Probably won’t last, just a matter of increasing pressure on the little asshole to actually consider negotiating instead of fighting to the last Ukranian-who-isn’t-him with everyone else’s money (what he doesn’t siphon off)… but certainly works for me.

      • rhywun

        It will last until… some judge somewhere says we are required to hand them money because reasons?

      • The Other Kevin

        For the life of me I can’t imagine the leader of a country so willing to just throw people’s lives away day after day when there’s a cease fire on the table. This is a special sort of insanity (or evil?) akin to TDS.

  10. SDF-7

    Well, damn… now I want the Department of Education HR folks to handle the next workforce reduction at my company…..

    More seriously — this is fine by me. I believe I’m on record that I’d happily pay 3 years salary to every FedGov employee if we can be sure we eventually fire them, regardless of how much they’re working (for most — it will likely be as much as we got out of them in the PPP Admin… and for some, not having them there is a net benefit anyway). So go for it, folks.

  11. SDF-7

    Music – you are own your own.

    Well — if we’re going to have Canadian links…

  12. Suthenboy

    ‘Chinese EVs’ – I have no words.

    How did the Syrupeans (new word for me, I love it) wind up so far down the leftist lunacy road? WTF? Universal healthcare to me means eugenics, triaging people to the grave, plague and pestilence.
    So their standard of living is circling the drain? I guess everything is going according to plan.

    This isn’t far off from the rest of the Anglosphere. England proper has descended into near Nork territory. It is stunning. It is very depressing to me. We seem to be the only hope left. Maybe we can right the ship, we will see.

    • Sean

      It’s been a laboratory for WEF ideology.

      • Suthenboy

        In Canada, a country where they achieve absolute zero temperature every year. A country where the nearest town is sometimes triple digits in America units away.

        Canadia – Hint*
        They are deliberately taking away your freedom of movement and they aren’t being very subtle about it.

    • rhywun

      Chinese EVs

      I’m sure they stole the best tech.

      Still not sure I would get into one.

      • SDF-7

        I think I can set up a cinderblock pit cheaper if I need a barbecue.

      • R C Dean

        Stealing blueprints is one thing. Building quality machinery is another.

      • rhywun

        Building quality machinery is another.

        Yeah I was reading last night about ball-point pens for some reason and I think they said it was 2012 when China finally got a factory to turn out acceptable pens. They had been working on the machining for decades.

      • UnCivilServant

        When you have built a culture of shortcuts, precision machining is exceedingly difficult.

        I wonder what the reject rates are on the ball points they make?

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Constitutional crisis!

    The U.S. Department of the Treasury on Sunday announced it won’t enforce the penalties or fines associated with the Biden-era “beneficial ownership information,” or BOI, reporting requirements for millions of domestic businesses.

    Enacted via the Corporate Transparency Act in 2021 to fight illicit finance and shell company formation, BOI reporting requires small businesses to identify who directly or indirectly owns or controls the company to the Treasury’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network, known as FinCEN.

    ——-

    The rule was enacted to “make it harder for bad actors to hide or benefit from their ill-gotten gains through shell companies or other opaque ownership structures,” according to FinCEN.

    In addition to not enforcing BOI penalties and fines, the Treasury said it would issue a proposed regulation to apply the rule to foreign reporting companies only.

    President Donald Trump praised the news in a Truth Social post on Sunday night, describing the reporting rule as “outrageous and invasive” and “an absolute disaster” for small businesses.

    Other experts say the Treasury’s decision could have ramifications for national security.

    Trump is refusing to enforce will of Congress.

    • R C Dean

      Unless the statute itself sets forth penalties and the reporting requirements for imposing the penalties, I don’t see how not enforcing the statute is refusing to enforce the will of Congress.

      • Suthenboy

        Unlike refusing to enforce immigration law.
        At some point we need to stop listening to anything these people have to say. They can talk to the hand while we get on with overdue business.

    • juris imprudent

      make it harder for bad actors

      What, it doesn’t even make it illegaler?

      This is just like most gun laws – hey, I wasn’t doing this shit but you are imposing on me.

    • UnCivilServant

      These people learned the wrong lesson from “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”

      • Sensei

        Say it more frequently and louder?

      • R C Dean

        Sometimes you get the wolf, sometimes the wolf gets you?

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Oh Daddy won’t ya take me back to Muhlenberg County?

    President Trump signed executive orders to increase lumber production across national forests and other public lands in the U.S., but wants to sidestep endangered species protections and other environmental regulations.

    The big picture: Wildlife species reliant on undisturbed forests could face significant habitat loss, while expedited environmental reviews may reduce oversight on ecological impacts.

    Driving the news: The executive orders that Trump signed on Saturday directs the Bureau of Land Management and U.S. Forest Service to expand timber production and calls for streamlining Endangered Species Act consultations to expedite forestry projects.

    He’s going to clear cut Yellowstone and murder all the animals!

    • Fourscore

      That should certainly drive the price of lumber down.

      I’m gonna hold mine off the market and wait for the prices to go way up. Then I’m gonna clear cut, replant and wait another 50 years.

    • Suthenboy

      Ok, this one pisses me the fuck off.

      Public land is being used as commercial timberland. It is publicly subsidized timber and distorts the hell out of the market. They aren’t really saving anything, they operate the land outright as commercial timberland. It is crooked as shit.
      If for no other reason about 99% of public land should be given to the states to sell off to private ownership.

  15. Shpip

    If we’re going with Syrupean bands… well, I like this song.

    (h/t to Swiss for having me learn a new word today)

    • SDF-7

      I think I saw a county fair once with a cover band for them with a Peter Falk impersonator as the lead.

      Glass Eye of the Tiger.

      • rhywun

        LOL

        There are too many Syrupean bands in my collection to choose just one.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    The first executive order calls for considering new categorical exclusions under the National Environmental Policy Act, potentially allowing more logging projects to bypass thorough environmental reviews.

    It also seeks to reestablish exclusions for timber salvage and thinning, which could remove deadwood and other habitat structures critical for species like woodpeckers, insects and small mammals.

    Won’t someone think of the spruce beetle?

    And we wouldn’t want to make the forest less prone to massive wildfires.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    But Randi Spivak of the Center for Biological Diversity told Axios that the order will worsen fire risks, drive species extinction, pollute waters and “destroy world-class recreation sites.”

    told claimed without evidence

    • Suthenboy

      My personal opinion on the matter is too long for just a comment. That is not entirely incorrect but I dont trust a watermelon no matter what they say.

  18. Mojeaux

    @rhy, sorry I missed your answer. I was busy puking.

    • Ted S.

      Too bad you can’t throw up on your Cunty Aunt.

      • Ted S.

        Seriously, get well soon.

      • Mojeaux

        Oh, I wish. Srsly.

    • rhywun

      Sorry 🤮

    • Mojeaux

      Oh, but I found a bottle of Gatorade Zero in the pantry. THE ELIXIR OF LIFE!

      • Ted S.

        Are you sure it’s not the Gatorade making you throw up?

      • Mojeaux

        I need a shower. Let’s see if I can do that without falling down.

      • Mojeaux

        No, I just started drinking it. I’m dehydrated and need potassium. I know things are bad when I start craving Gatorade.

      • juris imprudent

        Electrolytes huh – you better plant it.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    That is not entirely incorrect but I dont trust a watermelon no matter what they say.

    Kneejerk hysterical shrieking is not a compelling argument. These are the people who want to kill an entire “invasive” species of owl in the northwest to satisfy their zookeeper fantasies.

  20. Timeloose

    Ya’ll are making me think I’m living in a simulation.

    I’m reading all about your Canadians and maple syrup strategic reserves. Meanwhile I’m watching this show with my wife about the great maple syrup heist in Quebec.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sticky

    So far it is fairly entertaining.

  21. Shpip

    Starship flight 8 at T-minus eight minutes and counting.

  22. R C Dean

    SpaceX has their 40 second hold on the Starship launch right now, in case you want to see how it goes.

    • R C Dean

      It’s a go.

      • R C Dean

        Nope, on hold again.

      • R C Dean

        And it’s cancelled.

    • UnCivilServant

      This is my shocked face

      -.-

      He should have been removed long ago.

      • creech

        By whom? Face it, the GOP is as fractured as the Dems. Anyone who doesn’t think the Dems can win back the House in 2026 has forgotten history and is whistling through the graveyard. I’m drawing a blank on when it was, but at least once before in U.S. history, the House majority party ended up with a minority speaker because the majority party split.

    • Ted S.

      Veto.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Keep it up, dipshit. Next time Jan 6 will use actual rope.

    • Suthenboy

      Republicans make a Republican call. Whoodathunkit?
      The American people are appalled and firmly behind what Musk is finding and recommending by an unreal margin so the R’s do what R’s do best: drop the fucking ball and lose the house in the mid-terms.

      Brilliant.

    • Gustave Lytton

      If I was an exotic dancer, I wouldn’t want to try to enter Germany right now. They’re probably going to toss the first one they find in solitary and deport in case of tit for tat.

      • Ted S.

        Rule 34 implies *someone* wants to see you as an exotic dancer.

        Who that someone is, however, I have no idea.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      Wherein the “demand” was completely manufactured, and even if it weren’t, you’ve failed at the job of making college-ready kids.

    • Shpip

      American high schools began jettisoning shop class following the 1983 publication of “A Nation at Risk,” a federal report that urged high schools to raise academic standards.

      Instead of high schools raising standards (and risk their funding by having underperformers drop out), colleges lowered theirs while high schools inflated grades and lied to every kid that they were college material. Now we have college “graduates” who are six figures in debt, armed with degrees that assure employers that said degree holders can do light office work.

      For decades, shop programs were dogged by allegations that schools shunted students from low-income families into blue-collar careers, while well-off students headed to college.

      Yes, assortive mating has been a thing for millenia.

      • rhywun

        The whole “self-esteem” industry really got rolling when I was a kid, especially as I was in “urban” schools. The slightest hint that a child might not in fact be capable of something was just unthinkable. Nobody wanted to say it, and nobody wanted to hear it.

    • Tres Cool

      You need a Monday where the women are like how I prefer my coffee- cold, black, and half full of liquor.