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  1. ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

    Accurate polling is detrimental?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      I mean, Accura’s are detrimental, but not accurate polling.

      • SDF-7

        E. Honda approves of this message.

      • DrOtto

        Show some Integra-ty and don’t make bad puns.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Zwak:

        Sure some of you Honda Quislings are begging to come to some sort of Accord.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And, once again, the Pope fails his Civics Class.

      • juris imprudent

        You all are in your Element, aren’t you?

    • Banjos

      Yes. Politicians are retarded and easily swayed by bullshit polling.

  2. SDF-7

    Oversight Project investigation: Biden autopen signature used on ‘every document we could find’

    It is an interesting case / precedent — but I strongly suspect they can first make the argument that he did it “Because his hands shake and he didn’t want people to notice” (like the infamous stutter) and then if need be “Prove that he didn’t have good days and know what he was signing!”

    And if all else, the Aloha Spirit that surrounds us can step in to say it doesn’t matter. “Political beings are we… not these crude MAGAts!

    Morning, Banjos — thanks as always for the links. Morning, all.

    • AlexinCT

      Happy Monday to all.

  3. AlexinCT

    Oversight Project investigation: Biden autopen signature used on ‘every document we could find’

    Biden was braindead when he went in. Obama’s people, with occassional input from Dr. Jill, when they needed to scam and such for Biden’s benefit, ran the co8untry the last 4 years. When Obama was asked what his wish was, and he responded to be the behind the scenes president, he was not kidding. In fact, I bet he already had that planned. And he actually finally got to do the things he really waned to do thinking his legacy would be safe and that fool Biden would be blamed. Where things went wrong was that they never got to close the deal on the bad orange Hitler, and then couldn’t rig that election because none of the efforts to fortify were successful enough to overcome the massive turnout from people that had had enough.

    • SDF-7

      He expressed the wish near the end of his second term, right? I don’t think he had it in the works then, honestly — because Hilldawg was the anointed successor (her turn!) and I don’t think anyone is dumb enough to think you’ll get to use her as a puppet. Working hand-in-glove, sure… but she’d still be calling the shots — or you’d be in an I-40 rice field between Memphis and Little Rock after shooting yourself in the back of the head repeatedly.

      • AlexinCT

        I honestly believe Obama’s cabal believed they would have enough dirt of Hillary (the emails and Benghazi were just what the public knew) to control her. And more importantly that she was easy to manipulate otherwise because of her ego and Manchurian nature. I agree things would never have been allowed to get as obviously bad as they did under Biden. Biden was just a blessing because he was completely gone, and the choice was made to put the programs into overdrive to both make up for lost time and to speed the globalist agenda up.

      • SDF-7

        I think anyone trying to blackmail Hillary into doing what they want would be the epitome of the “riding the tiger” saying. They might have thought it… but boy oh boy — that’d be monumentally stupid.

      • AlexinCT

        I never said the people Obama surrounded himself with were smart. They are after all liberals. But I think most people do not realize the Obama cabal are gangsters too, and they think they are bigger, and better, gangsters than the Clintons. I am sure they were confident they could control her.

    • juris imprudent

      Hell, I wondered who was actually running the Executive branch during Trump’s first term, so Biden being a puppet is hardly a surprise.

      • AlexinCT

        Trump was trying to run it, but his deep state cabinet did their best to undermine him and slow walk his agenda. He learned that lesson, and the 2020 election fortification and the 4 years after sure served to give him time to learn what happened and how not to repeat that shit.

      • juris imprudent

        Trump didn’t hire well the first time around, and I give him credit, he’s doing much better this time.

      • AlexinCT

        He hired horribly. That’s because he thought since he had won, they would treat him legit. This time around he realized that he couldn’t trust any of the insiders.

  4. SDF-7

    Secret Service shoots man in overnight ‘armed confrontation’ near White House

    My first reaction was “If you’re going to suicide by cop… why go all that way to DC?” — but I guess if you are going to suicide by cop… might as well up your venue and do the tourist thing… not like you’re going to care about bills afterward.

    • Rat on a train

      If I was going to run up a bill before going out, it wouldn’t be in DC.

  5. AlexinCT

    Mark Carney Will Be Canada’s Next Prime Minister After Winning Liberal Leadership Race

    So after getting hit in the balls by Castreau, the poutine eating hosers decide to double down on marxist stupid? Love the move…

    • R.J.

      Somebody from Canada here? I think the public doesn’t get to vote in leadership races.

    • SDF-7

      Not just yet — that was just the Liberal Party internal election (and from what I can tell, he’s PM because until the next Parliamentary elections they’re still in charge). The key will be the next general election that I believe he is supposed to (has to? don’t know… don’t care enough to look it up) call that will likely be end of the month or so. We’ll see if they give their Conservatives a chance (I really like what I’ve seen of their main guy Poulivere? (misspelled probably) — which doubtless means he’ll get an anemic second place because what my preferences are generally the kiss of political death). Then you can say they’ve doubled down on marxist stupid. Just don’t ejaculate prematurely on the subject, Alex.

      • AlexinCT

        I was specifically speaking about the Canook libs and their choice. Yeah, I should have known better and expected them to double down on stupid instead of wizening up, but of course the left is a cult.

  6. Suthenboy

    I remember when they put out feelers for Obama as president. He was an Illinois Senator at the time and the open secret was that Obama was a straight-up Marxist. I thought ‘no fuckin’ way’. Yet here we are. It is easy enough to point a finger at Obama as the biggest piece of shit to ever sit in the Oval Office but the real blame is with the people that chose, backed and installed him. I think he is a creature of the WEF so the list of guilty parties is long.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Wasn’t Obama’s big boost the speech he gave at the 2004 Dem Convention?

      He simply looked good compared to Lurch.

      When 2008 rolled around, he was a Senator and NOBODY wanted Hillary as pres. To the proggies, voting for a black dude was an acceptable alternative to voting for the First Woman President.

      • The Last American Hero

        To a lot of non-proggies as well. They saw it as the culmination of MLK’s Dream Speech.

        And let’s not forget, that in 2008, the election was Team Blue’s to lose. W lying us into Iraq, failing to catch Osama, and running the economy into the shitter meant that McCain was a sacrificial lamb to whatever Team Blue put up.

    • Suthenboy

      I know, it was all so complicated and reasons and so on….except it wasn’t. He was a commie. He never should have been a state senator. He is a commie, that makes it a no-brainer.

    • Urthona

      What Obama ran on at least is completely moderate compared to the modern day Democrat party, though.

      • R C Dean

        What Obama ran on was pretty moderate compared to how he “governed”.

  7. SDF-7

    Trump Vows to ‘Invest Billions’ into Greenland if They Join U.S.

    Doesn’t sound like the Greenland political class is terribly enamored of it — so we’ll see.

    “Rubio’s Folly” just doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way…..

    • juris imprudent

      Greenland political class

      What is the world’s smallest collection of people?

      • SDF-7

        What are the New Guinea hobbits?

        I’ll take Poutporri for $600 next.

    • AlexinCT

      The political class wants to make money. The Greenland people however are tired of being ignored by Denmark and ready to part ways if they can get a better benefactor. We should look at when the next elections there are happening and how many EU or US NGOs are there to “influence” that.

      • Rat on a train
    • Suthenboy

      They have a political class? A few old men sitting around a fire chewing seal fat and weighing the merits of an upcoming wedding?

    • The Last American Hero

      The left loves unfettered immigration. So let’s just send enough American families up there to colonize the land and vote for protectorate status.

      You can’t bitch about people that are “just seeking a better life”.

  8. juris imprudent

    Trump Signals Tariffs May Go Even Higher

    Move fast and break stuff?

    All because of a bullshit national security law. Fuck. We deserve what’s coming for never dragging ALL of the politicians out of their holes and stringing them up for this.

    • R.J.

      Was that intended to be a link?

      • R C Dean

        “We deserve what’s coming for never dragging ALL of the politicians out of their holes and stringing them up for this.”

        A truth that applies to nearly all societies throughout history.

      • trshmnstr

        I have learned the hard way that you can’t joke with women the way you do with men.

        Yup. Living in a house of all girls, it’s nice to get around some guys and shoot the shit every once in a while. It’s nice not to have to worry about feelings so much.

        I do think there’s a deeper disdain for humor among the elites because they see such things as beneath them. They’ve so trained themselves into ass-puckering pretention that they can’t enjoy life unless they have a lemon in their mouth.

      • trshmnstr

        Well, that was a pretty solid misthread.

    • trshmnstr

      According to folks in the know, tariffs are going higher and staying there. And it’ll happen fast. All to force the midterms to be a referendum on taxes.

      • juris imprudent

        Well it may be a referendum on the economy if the tariffs end up a drag on that.

      • Urthona

        More like “all to ensure Republicans lose the midterms”

  9. rhywun

    “Trump Admin Will Explore Ways to Acquire Bitcoin for Strategic Reserve”

    OFFS. Just toss my money out the window already.

    • UnCivilServant

      Isn’t that what USAID was made for?

    • rhywun

      I wasn’t expecting such chaos for another 3 to 4 days.

      • UnCivilServant

        The ides came early in Romania?

      • R.J.

        Good. They need to be ahead of schedule to get Europe to leave their politics alone. What a mess. What an obvious fraud from the Eurozone.
        This will end badly for the Euroweenies, I hope.
        If Pie isn’t safe, I hope he at least is making torches and sharpening pitchforks.

    • Ted S.

      [ blows raspberry at UCS ]

    • The Other Kevin

      He’s been busy, he sees an opportunity to finally start his own Glibertarians party and run himself.

    • Not Adahn

      AIeee! Too many pun possibilities!

    • Pope Jimbo

      That is an irrational thought.

    • AlexinCT

      Funny how the people screaming the loudest that their opposition are Nazis, seem to do the Nazi shit themselves, and do so real hard, huh?

      • Rat on a train

        “We have to destroy democracy to save it.”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s not Nazi shit to do Nazi shit to keep others from doing Nazi shit. As long as your intentions are pure, you know?

      • R C Dean

        See, also, not tolerating the intolerant.

    • rhywun

      “he made what many interpreted to be a Nazi salute to his supporters outside”

      lol Really?

      Just like Elon – two Nazi peas in a pod!

    • The Last American Hero

      As Elon said, everything is far right these days. Even his pants have a left leg and a far right leg.

      • Rat on a train

        Those are American pants. Europeans would call them right and far right legs.

  10. Suthenboy

    The tranny fetish is a bit puzzling to me until I remember this exchange –

    Khrushchev – “We have a country of alcoholics!”
    Advisor – “Comrade Khrushchev, it is human nature to turn to the bottle when there is no hope.”
    Khrushchev – “Then we must change human nature!”

    I think that may be the root of the tranny lunacy. It is creepy as hell no matter how I look at it.

      • R.J.

        You can still find that photo on one of my movie posts. I forgot which one.

  11. juris imprudent

    Here’s one that should bring a smile to Alex’s face.

    It’s worth remembering that the Concert of Europe wasn’t just brought down by the rise of Germany. It was also undermined by domestic, often working-class, rebellion throughout Europe during the mid-19th century. Indeed, there are striking parallels between the revolutions of 1848, in which Europe’s peoples fought for national independence and democratic reform against Europe’s imperial elites, and today’s populist revolts against the technocrats.

    • rhywun

      It’s just not the same since they changed the name to Eurovision.

    • AlexinCT

      Stop trying to give me a chubby..

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        That isn’t really hard these days.

  12. juris imprudent

    Two things piss me off here – obviously the grant itself, but as much is what the AgSec says about sending in tips about this, expecting other people to uncover this malfeasance. Where are your own employees madam Secretary? Why aren’t they telling you about this? If they know and are hiding it from you, fire the m*%^$@#$^#rs!

    • Rat on a train

      Are there many HHS grants for studying crop rotation?

      • UnCivilServant

        None.

        But you should see the budget for studying cross-dressing corn.

    • rhywun

      I could see some value in studying this for intersex folks given that that is an actual medical situation but WTF does it have to do with agriculture I wonder.

      I also wonder how they feel being lumped in with “non-binaries”. 🙄🙄

      • juris imprudent

        You had to read down to find the Ag connection – hemp, baby!

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Hemp? So, what, are they a bunch of pot heads?

  13. Ted S.

    Dad just let me know that our cat Suzie died last night. She was only around 15, but she had a history of seizures. She also didn’t handle moving to a new house well, not wanting to come out of one small part of the house.

    So for the first time in ages, we’re petless, and at Dad’s age I don’t see us getting another pet. 🙁

    • rhywun

      Aww sorry

    • Evan from Evansville

      Awwww, I’m sorry. Mr Peabody (I don’t use the honorific) is 14, beagle mutt. He’s still amble but lost most of his sight, hearing n smell off.

      He was w me when I had my seizure Feb 7. Never left me. Damn Good Boy. Dad says he’ll be the last because he’s too old to go through it again. Then we’ll be petless for the first time in my lifetime.

      Deepest condolences.

    • Sean

      Sorry dude.

    • Sensei

      +1 from here as well.

    • slumbrew

      Sorry to hear that – it always hurts, even when you know it’s coming.

      • Suthenboy

        Yeah…I am sorry Ted.
        I have two dogs 16 and 20 yrs old here clearly on their last legs. I dont look forward to digging more graves.

    • SandMan

      Sorry to hear that, it’s always tough loosing a pet. Typing this with a 17 year old kitty siting on my lap.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Sorry Ted.

    • R.J.

      Terrible news. My condolences Ted.

    • bacon-magic

      Sorry man, I’m still debating on getting another doggo but not sure if my heart can take another death. I sit with them when they are being put down and that REALLY SUCKS.

  14. Shpip

    After the kerfuffle between the midget of Keeeev and our guys in the Oval Office, JD Vance memes have become a thing.

    Since many of you aren’t on Ten (formerly Twitter), here’s a collection.

    The last one was re-X’d by the man himself. Gotta love a politician who doesn’t take himself too seriously.

    • juris imprudent

      You are missing the subtext!

      The Longhouse Will Not Tolerate the Cruelty of Laughter and Pleasure

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Do you know who else had a good sense of humor?
        (no, not that guy but Goering looked pretty jolly though)

      • R C Dean

        Beat me to it. I have learned the hard way that you can’t joke with women the way you do with men. Women just don’t get that guys giving each other shit is a show of respect, and the bigger the ration of shit, the more respect.

        Plus, the left has been on the receiving end of a campaign of meme bombing that would make Curtis LeMay blush, so they naturally think memes=attacks.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dave Barry had a pretty decent quote (that I am too drunk to enact any labor to track down) that went something like:

        A group of women will get together and they will call each other “Jane”, “Mary” and ” Jill” because that is what their names are.

         

        A group of guys will call each other “Toad Licker”, “Choad” and “Pud” because those were the humiliating nicknames they went through high school with and there is no way for them to ever shed that.

    • The Other Kevin

      And people thought AI would be useless!

    • WTF

      Some of them are pretty damn funny.

  15. The Other Kevin

    Is studying gay animals normally that expensive? If there aren’t enough of them, do they put chemicals in their drinking water, or is the process more involved?

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t worry, these studies don’t actually need any real animals.

      • WTF

        Or any real studies for that matter.

    • cavalier973

      My German Shepherd got hooked on gay porn, and now he’s a French poodle.

  16. Stinky Wizzleteats

    A 50-50 issue? DST? His advisors must be lying to him. I mean, who the fuck likes it (or likes the time changes at least)?

    • UnCivilServant

      The 50-50 part is the split between what time to make permanant. Those who care about which to stop at are not more vocal about standard or savings over the other.

    • The Other Kevin

      The safe guess is, “Democrats”.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        “THE GOVERMENT (PBUI) MADE IT, THAT IS WHY IT IS GREAT!1111111!!111”

    • Banjos

      The problem is which to make permanent. The “I don’t have children and want to play golf later” side wants permeant daylight savings. The “I have children and it shouldn’t be pitch black at 7am when they stand at a bus stop” side wants to just end the switch. Regardless, let the states figure it out. AZ has been doing fine defying the rest of the country.

      • WTF

        I like the extra late later in the day, but I wish they would just pick one and stop the fucking switching.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Fuck those kids! I’m in the “I’m a morning person and Standard Time lets me get some decent fishing in before I have to call into the first pointless meeting of the day” camp.

      • The Last American Hero

        Given that the breeders are being outnumbered by the nonbreeders these days, I would bet that the kids will lose out.

      • EvilSheldon

        Precisely. I want more daylight later in the day (so I can play golf…er, shoot, during the week after work.)

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Split it down the middle, and tell the rest of the world to suck it, you are on America Time!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Uh, it’s pitch black at 7am under standard time and the kids are out before then anyways because rural routes.

        But none of them actually walk to a bus stop in the dark like we did. Or even stand outside. They wait in their parents idling car at the end of the driveway. The bus stops at each driveway no matter how close they are.

      • Gustave Lytton

        -2.3/-3.5 Newfoundland Time Zone

      • Rat on a train

        Federal law lets states opt out of daylight time. It does not allow them to adopt permanent daylight time.

      • Urthona

        I think 70% of Americans want later sunlight, so it would win.

  17. Suthenboy

    Wife tells me today is officially nap day. Who designates these things? Nevermind, I will gladly celebrate.

    • Shpip

      As opposed to Nappy Day, which is April 4.

  18. UnCivilServant

    Looking for opinions.

    Because of the long processing times and the fact that some counties require you to buy a handgun as part of your pistol permit application (not mine, I could get a permit and never buy a gun), there is an option to purchase a handgun while waiting for the paperwork, have it owned by you but retained at the shop, and do supervised visitation of your gun to train with it as long as the supervisor has certain trainer credentials.

    I’m debating whether or not I am so confident that Albany county will follow the law that I can risk dropping a large sum of money on something I can’t actually take home for months, or if I should just wait until after the paperwork is done.

    • Suthenboy

      Someone really needs to sue the balls off of NY State and a lot of somebodies need to be in prison for what they are doing.

      • Shpip

        I can risk dropping a large sum of money on something I can’t actually take home for months

        I, too have bought an engagement ring.

    • Sean

      Insanity.

    • juris imprudent

      What other political outcome would you bet substantial money on?

    • UnCivilServant

      🤔

      I expected you guys to be more opinionated.

      • bacon-magic

        Don’t buy it. Invest in a 3d printer and that will speed up your application.

      • UnCivilServant

        I already own three 3D printers.

        I have to test the most recent one, but the weather is just warming up to the point where I can open the window to ventillate.

  19. Sensei

    Before a standing-room-only crowd, Johnson, a pro-fluoride former dentist, displayed gruesome images of decaying teeth. “People die of dental infections,” he warned. “That’s horrible. We don’t want to see that.”

    OMG. If it costs $1bn per life safe it’s worth it, right? Not that I’m suggesting such a cost here or that there isn’t a benefit. Once again life imitates art.

    Inside America’s Fluoride Rebellion
    Florida is the latest battleground in a series of standoffs over adding the chemical to local water supplies—with Utah set to be the first state to ban it. ‘The cost in terms of human health is far too high to be fooling around.’

    https://www.wsj.com/us-news/inside-americas-fluoride-rebellion-ab9aa524?st=yzeCwo&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • The Other Kevin

      Have they figured out how many people even drink tap water these days? The bottled water industry is huge. And if they’re worried about poor people, a lot of rural areas are on wells.

      • Sensei

        Plus most people use water filters on refrigerators and the like.

      • EvilSheldon

        A lot of wells contain large quantities of fluoride, naturally. The well on our house did when I was growing up.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Aside from the positive impact on dental issues it just doesn’t seem like a good idea to guzzle it every time you drink water. Do you really need more than what the toothpaste you brush with provides?

      • Sensei

        My understanding is the biggest benefit from fluoride is in children while the permanent teeth are developing in the jaw.

        The fluoride strengthens the teeth and the benefit remains for life.

      • PutridMeat

        like a good idea to guzzle it every time you drink water.

        What other treatments – other than mRNA shots – are administered on the regular where you have 0 control of the dose? It is folly to administer a medical intervention in such an uncontrolled fashion, especially one that is manifestly toxic at some dose (still talking about water fluoridation…)

        I’ve lived with non-fluoridated water supply the last 20+ years with no issues. Nor do I see any indication that the area is flooded with little children with no teeth or excess cavities at a rate above fluoridated municipalities. It really comes down to sugar (and simple refined carbs) – cut those down and cavities will no longer be a major issue.

      • rhywun

        Do you really need more than what the toothpaste you brush with provides?

        This.

        …it took some effort but I just found out my water is NOT fluoridated. Huh. I find that kind of surprising.

    • Cunctator

      I just recently had “the conversation” about flouride with my dental hygienist. She was of the opinion that treating water with flouride was ineffective and that topical application was best. I don’t know if that was because patients need to go to the office for topical application, but she seemed sincere in her opposition to water treatment as ineffective.

    • Suthenboy

      My guess is that the anti-fluoride people are like the ‘allergic to gluten’ people. They have magical bullshit in their head and no idea what they are talking about. The histrionics are ultimately about ‘look at me!’. So. Fucking. Tiresome.

      Fluorine displaces chlorine from tooth enamel making the enamel far less soluble in acids. As far as I know that is the only real effect it has on the human body. I dont know how effective tooth paste is but it should be at least as effective as drinking water. The displacement is not instantaneous, it takes a few mins so dentists applying fluoride treatments is the way to go. The effects are permanent and well worth the effort and risk. Shut up and take your fluoride treatment.

      • juris imprudent

        As far as I know that is the only real effect it has on the human body.

        You are unaware then of the effect on our precious bodily fluids?

      • PutridMeat

        well worth the effort and risk.

        I don’t think there is any basis to make that cost-benefit analysis. The benefit is ambiguous at best – I believe there is one very early study used to justify the whole-sale fluoridation of municipal water supplies that was marginally positive and, like most studies, had some methodological flaws. I don’t think the benefit has ever been clearly demonstrated. There are also studies that have signal of harm for mass uncontrolled (you don’t control the dose of the medication when it’s just dumped into the water supply with no knowledge of how much any individual will use) fluoridation. Again, flawed, weak signal, but you certainly cannot say (or at least with any degree of persuasion) that the cost-benefit analysis is clear.

        Shut up and take your fluoride treatment.

        No.

        Somewhat kidding – that one is less of a problem since it’s controlled dose, single application. That said, any putative benefit (and simultaneously putative harm) is supposedly focused on the young. Which I am not. So why bother doing it every six months? Especially if it’s “permanent”…

      • rhywun

        I think it if is effective, yeah, get it done at the dentist office or let Crest do it.

        Don’t throw who knows how much of it into the water supply.

  20. The Other Kevin

    We had our home tournament this weekend. While we only went 1-3, we had a ton of friends and family and retired sled hockey players come out to see us. I spent time with teammates I haven’t seen in years. After yesterday’s game we went to our favorite Greek place in Chicago. What a nice weekend.

    I do have one good story, during a game Saturday there was dirty play on both sides. Lots of penalties. One of our guys got ejected for having 5 penalties and was suspended for a game. In the third period, my coach (who was playing) went to the other bench to try to calm things down. One of their coaches told him to get the fuck out not once but twice, so with 10:00 left my coach called the game and we left the ice. BTW my coach organizes the league so they will be uninvited to future events.

    • WTF

      Were they the Charlestown Chiefs?

    • creech

      Any scouts in the stands from the Flyers or other under-performing NHL teams?

    • Fourscore

      Thanks, Jimbo.

  21. PieInTheSky

    are you people posting at the wrong hour again? How difficult can it be to do daylight savings the right weekend?

    • UnCivilServant

      Ideally, we’ll be rid of this clock changing nonsense.

      • trshmnstr

        This. Too bad Trump is pussing out on it.

      • rhywun

        There’s no room in there for him to focus on both “tariffs” and “clocks”.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Works out good for me. Gets you yokels an hour closer to Real Time*.

      *Real Time is wherever I happen to be. I don’t need to figure this timezone shit out. YOU NEED TO ADJUST TO REAL TIME!

    • Rat on a train

      UTC for everyone.

      • UnCivilServant

        No. That’s the worst possible option. Now if you guys all changed to Eastern Time, we’d be on to something

      • R C Dean

        UTC for everyone is the most rational solution. But we have this, well, irrational attachment to the clock showing certain numbers when the sun is at certain positions in the sky.

    • Suthenboy

      Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of banana republic monkeys. The only reason half of them should be in a courtroom is as a defendant.

    • Jarflax

      I will say one thing for Trump. The worst people all hate him, so he must be doing at least a few things right.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Yet more evidence of crypto-Nazis in the MSM

    Veteran Twin Cities sports writer and broadcaster Patrick Reusse has deleted his Twitter/X account after his post about a rap song played at a Gophers baseball game was misconstrued as racist.
     
    “I’m at Zygidome to watch Gophers opener in Big Ten baseball. The guy or gal blasting that ******* monkey rap song could’ve made a quick $20 not to play if they had checked with me first.(Note: Yes, operators of The Zygi hate baseball, but the playing field looks OK.)”
     
    The reference to “monkey rap song” sparked immediate allegations of racism from some followers, though it quickly emerged that Reusse was referencing “Brass Monkey,” the 1986 song by (white) rap group The Beastie Boys.
     
    Reusse later issued a statement via Minnesota Vikings reporter Matthew Coller, who said Reusse’s tweet “was taken totally wrongly by some folks online, so he got annoyed and deleted his account.”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I actually managed to get ahold of a case of the actual stuff back in the day. Terrible, terrible stuff…tasted like lemon cough syrup.

    • Suthenboy

      “…was totally taken wrong…”
      No. It wasn’t taken wrong.
      Just a stab in the dark here but I am guessing this Reusse fella didnt vote for Trump.

    • Ted S.

      It’s Minnesota. Of *course* they’re fucking Nazis.

  23. Sensei

    The audit report, labeled “final draft,” found that executives, at times aided by the project’s longtime consultants, McKinsey & Co., plugged unrealistically rosy assumptions into Neom’s business plan to justify rising cost estimates. The audit found “evidence of deliberate manipulation” of finances by “certain members of management.”

    Unrealistic assumptions in a McKinsey report? No way. Never happens.

    What Went Wrong at Saudi Arabia’s Futuristic Metropolis in the Desert
    https://www.wsj.com/finance/saudi-arabia-neom-sindalah-15b9f25a?st=839HfG&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • juris imprudent

      Taibbi just blew a whistle on McKinsey’s in-house investing office – of course they wouldn’t leverage any of that inside information that McKinsey is privvy to.

    • rhywun

      Aw, I was looking forward to checking out the mile-long skyscrapers. 🙄

      Maybe in between checking out their retirement soccer league where they spray around different billions of dollars.

  24. AlexinCT

    Nooooooo!

    People at Reason hardest hit?

    • juris imprudent

      Would you like a broom to sweep up those drugs?

      • Rat on a train

        hemp broom?

  25. Sensei

    WASHINGTON (AP) — Secretary of State Marco Rubio said Monday the Trump administration had finished its six-week purge of programs of the six-decade-old U.S. Agency for International Development, and said he would move the 18% of aid and development programs that survived under the State Department

    Wow. So 82% of USAID was considered graft. I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am.

    https://apnews.com/article/trump-musk-rubio-usaid-foreign-aid-bf442d62af67918a6fc5eee839074601

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m surprised it was that low.

      Who are they protecting in that remaining 18%?!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Overthrowing foreign governments that don’t play ball and demoralizing the noninsane at home is not graft.

      • Sensei

        But what if “friends” can get rich at the same time accomplish those exact objectives?

    • creech

      Is anyone going to jail? It is pretty clear that trillions of $$$ have been misappropriated and stolen by un-elected bureaucrats over the last couple of decades. There probably isn’t enough court rooms, judges, lawyers, and jail cells to try, convict, and hold all these thieves.

      • Suthenboy

        I want them to pay it back.

    • Urthona

      It will all just be back next year.

    • Urthona

      One thing I’m curious about:

      The big one they like to drop is that we were keeping Africans from dying of AIDs. I never really did believe the data on that, but I suspect they didn’t wind up killing that program anyway. I’d be curious to see if it made it.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Saving the children

    The Supreme Court on Monday agreed to hear a challenge to a law in Colorado that bans “conversion therapy” aimed at young people questioning their sexual orientation or gender identity.

    The justices took up an appeal brought by Kaley Chiles, a Christian therapist, who argued that the restriction violates her free speech rights under the Constitution’s First Amendment.

    Favored by some religious conservatives, the practice is aimed at encouraging gay or lesbian minors to change their sexual orientations and transgender children to identify as the gender identities assigned to them at birth. More than 20 states have bans on therapy aimed at minors.

    ——-

    The lawyers argue that the bans have “devastating real world consequences” including on rare cases of “detransitioners” — the small proportion of transgender people who change course and wish to identity as the gender they were assigned at birth.

    Limiting counseling options communicates to “countless minors they have no choice but to medically transition,” the lawyers said.

    Colorado officials wrote in their brief that the state measure regulates conduct, not speech. If courts were to rule in favor of Chiles, it would “undercut states’ longstanding ability to protect patients and clients from harmful professional conduct,” the officials said.

    What a bunch of convoluted nonsense. It’s almost as if the NBC writer wants to guide the reader to the belief those religious fanatics are a menace. After all, encouraging people to believe they have been wrongly born into a particular body has no adverse effects. Surgically “transitioned” or not, fostering a socially crippling delusion sounds like malpractice to me.

    • R C Dean

      Can someone explain to me how conversion therapy includes convincing children that they are the sex they were born with, but not that they are the sex they weren’t born with?

  27. The Late P Brooks

    I think that story also intentionally conflates old-fashioned “gay conversion therapy” with questioning the wisdom or practical efficacy of transgenderism.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    They’ll have to drag his lifeless body off the stage

    At 83 years old, Sanders is not running for president again. But the stooped and silver-haired democratic socialist has emerged as a leader of the resistance to Donald Trump’s second presidency. In tearing into Trump’s seizure of power and warning about the consequences of firing tens of thousands of government workers, Sanders is bucking the wishes of those who want Democrats to focus on the price of eggs or “roll over and play dead.”

    For now, at least, Sanders stands alone as the only elected progressive willing to mount a national campaign to harness the fear and anger of the sprawling anti-Trump movement.

    ——-

    Sanders, who was just elected to his fourth Senate term from Vermont, conceded that this is not the role he expected to play at this stage of his career.

    In fact, his team intentionally waited in the early weeks of the Trump presidency to launch what they are now calling his “stop oligarchy tour” to see if a high-profile Democrat would fill the leadership void. Instead, Sanders — who is not a Democrat himself despite allying with Senate Democrats and running twice for the party’s presidential nomination — has people wondering if he’s considering another White House bid.

    “This is like presidential campaign rallies, isn’t it? But I’m not running for president, and this is not a campaign,” Sanders told The Associated Press. “You gotta do what you gotta do. The country’s in trouble and I want to play my role.”

    He feeds on the adoration of idiots.

    • Suthenboy

      When a pol says ” I am not running for president!” they are running for president. I am fairly certain I could get elected before that old commie shitbag could.

    • Drake

      It’s wild to watch the guy who honeymooned in the Soviet Union scream about how evil Russia is.

      • Suthenboy

        Who votes for that guy?

      • Gustave Lytton

        He’s made because they (nominally) rejected communism.

      • Jarflax

        Russia abandoned the socialist international movement!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s just pissed that the Russians in charge over there are no longer the Soviets.

    • The Other Kevin

      There are still a lot of people who think he’s the bee’s knees. At one time I at least respected him, but this is what I tell those admirers these days:
      1. He should have been the candidate in 2016, but the Dems forced him out in favor of Hillary and he said nothing about it.
      2. He’s a socialist who owns 3 rather large houses. Hypocrite much?
      3. At the Dem convention last year, he made a speech against billionaires. The very next speaker was Pritzker, who bragged about being a billionaire. Again, he said nothing.
      4. Tulsi Gabbard gave up her place as second in charge of the DNC to support him in 2016. She gave up her whole Dem career path because she believe in him. It was clear she had the votes, and the ass still couldn’t be bothered to give her a vote.

      Basically he pretends to be an outsider speaking truth to power but bends the knee to the Dem establishment the whole time. What a weak, unprincipled, dishonest POS.

      • Suthenboy

        Well, he’s a cookie-cutter commie.

        If I know nothing else about Vermont (I dont) Bernie Sanders is all I need to know.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Sanders delivered the same fiery populist message over the weekend that he has for decades, seizing on the nation’s economic inequality to call for free health care, free public higher education and stronger social safety net programs. Sanders was especially focused on the team of billionaires Trump has appointed to serve as leaders in his administration, including Musk and a half dozen others.

    “They want to dismantle the federal government and cut programs that working people desperately need,” Sanders warned.

    “Yes, the oligarchs are enormously powerful. They have endless amounts of money. They control our economy. They own much of the media, and they have enormous influence over our political system,” he continued. “But from the bottom of my heart, I believe that if we stand together, we can beat them.”

    The programs working people desperately need? What about the poor and the homeless?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Who votes for that guy?

    Vermont hippies.

  31. The Other Kevin

    X is down, it’s been having problems all morning. Last year I’d suspect the Biden admin, this year I’m suspecting the “resist” movement is pulling some crap. Some of them are now burning down Tesla dealerships. It will be interesting to see who they blame it on.

  32. ElspethFlashman

    Tax refund season means people get divorced, because they have money to pay a retainer. Or people who are already in divorces have to bicker about how to file their taxes, and who gets the refund.

    If I had a nickel for every time I answer a question about filing taxes, I could take the glibertariat to lunch at a fine restaurant.

    In other news, Lord H is expanding his empire of antiques, oddities, vinyl and collectibles and we will have a third location starting April 1st.

    • UnCivilServant

      If I had a nickel for every time I answer a question about filing taxes, I could take the glibertariat to lunch at a fine restaurant.

      Does that mean your hourly rate is too low?

      • ElspethFlashman

        Good question ~ I am due for a raise !

    • R C Dean

      Congrats to Lord H!

      I could never have done family law. I had the impression it meant spending all day with people at their worst and most petty. Hard pass.

      • ElspethFlashman

        The reasons I continue: Sometimes there are clients who really appreciate you. Second, I can nerd out in small, but special ways. I have become a research nerd for that reason. Third, the right attorney can make a difference if a client is willing to listen: how to turn a dumpster fire into a small space heater.

  33. cavalier973

    Pam Johnson’s family did everything by the book. They paid nearly $50,000 for a grazing permit that was supposed to last 99 years. They followed government orders, sold their cattle, and gave up their livelihood—all in the name of protecting the endangered desert tortoise. But now, bulldozers are tearing through that same land to make way for homes, hotels, and retail stores. The so-called “protected habitat” was apparently only off-limits to ranchers, not developers with deep pockets.

    https://citizenwatchreport.com/government-took-ranchers-land-for-conservation-now-bulldozing-it-for-new-housing/

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t you know that cows hunt tortoises, but bulldozers and cars avoid them?

    • cavalier973

      This should be a capital offense.

      Life imprisonment for the office receptionist, death penalty for everyone else, at every level, including the bulldozer rental place.

    • Gustave Lytton

      No fire water, but at least they weren’t given inflected blankets.

  34. cavalier973

    Two Millennial congresswomen have become unlikely allies on legislation to cap credit card interest rates at 10% — a policy that President Trump previously pitched on the 2024 campaign trail.

    Reps. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.), 35, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), 35, who usually find themselves on opposite sides of issues, unveiled legislation Friday to immediately stop credit card interest rates from jumping above 10%

    https://nypost.com/2025/03/09/us-news/aoc-teams-up-with-florida-republican-rep-anna-paulina-luna-for-bill-capping-credit-card-interest-at-10/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=nypost

    This will have no repercussions on the financial system if it passes.

    • cavalier973

      Sens. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) introduced cap legislation last month. Ocasio-Cortez has been involved with similar legislation in the past, including a 2019 bill to cap interest rates at 15%.

      “Credit cards with high interest rates regularly trap working people in endless cycles of debt,” she argued. “At a time when families are struggling to make ends meet, we cannot allow big banks to shake down our communities for profit.”

      🙄

      • Rat on a train

        Nobody needs 23% interest rate.

    • Urthona

      BIPARTISAN!!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Getting it from both sides at the same time.

    • R C Dean

      Wait, nobody told me populism had a downside!

      (1) Cap credit card interest at 10%.

      (2) Many, many people can no longer get credit cards.

      (3) “Credit cards are a human right!”