Saturday Morning No Particular Theme Links

by | Apr 5, 2025 | Daily Links | 136 comments

They’re grrrrrrrrreat!

Mostly, things are quiet here in Glibs Gulch, no out-of-the-ordinary craziness. The baby is growing up in the cafe, spring is intermittently descending upon us, the students are the usual pink-haired delicate flowers, Prime and I continue to integrate one another into our respective lives, and the WebDom/10b0t axis is looking miserably tired. Pesach and Easter are almost upon us. Things could be worse.

Birthdays today include a guy who put the twinkle in Twinkletoes; a guy who would have been Heinlein or Asimov if he had lived long enough; Betty Rubble and a million other voices; the stereotype of every pretentious French filmmaker; a psycho who was typecast; a guy who was in two of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen; a third-rate magician who is mysteriously popular; and someone who died too young but was an iconic image.

I guess there is a theme to Links today- demented idiocy.

Because Hamas never faked videos or transported terrorists and weapons in vehicles marked “Ambulance.” I give this 72 hours before it’s debunked and the debunking roundly ignored by NYT.

Letters of Marque and Reprisal would be more effective. That said, clearly the word “decimate” is not understood here.

This is of course going to be the usual mish-mash of incoherent, incompatible, and inchoate tantrums.

Speaking of incoherent and inchoate…

Trying very hard to not look at my 401k and IRA.

50/50 on whether this is real or propaganda.

Lawyer-driven spurious correlation. Let’s waste a few million bucks.

Horrifying! Oh wait, it was Federal workers. So… delightful!

The Old Guy has been reliving his crackhead days. So… here we go again. They hit every style, and this one is state of the art pop.

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136 Comments

  1. Pat

    spring is intermittently descending upon us

    Same here. It was 92 a couple days ago. High today was 62 with thunderstorms.

  2. Pat

    the stereotype of every pretentious French filmmaker

    Happy birthday Finn J. Harrison?

    • Pat

      a guy who was in two of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen

      Happy birthday Peter Sellers?

      • Ted S.

        Two-Way Stretch and I’m Alright Jack?

        Certainly not Dr. Strangelove or anything subsequent to that.

      • cavalier973

        The Pink Panther Returns and The Pink Panther Strikes Again are my two favorite Sellers movies.

      • cavalier973

        *shrug*

        I didn’t get too far into Being There before deciding to do something else.

      • Pat

        That was intended for Ted S, but I don’t refresh so goodly.

    • Pat

      someone who died too young but was an iconic image

      Happy birthday Che Guevara?

      • Ted S.

        Ernesto died too old.

  3. Common Tater

    So not Gilead the pharma company?

    • Common Tater

      “With Donald Trump as president, there is now a heavy strain of Christian nationalism driving the US political agenda.”

      Because Trump is so religious?

      • Pat

        Organisations that pumped money into overturning Roe v Wade are making inroads in Europe. Women’s rights are truly at risk

        Ironically enough, Europe already has much more stringent abortion regulations than all but a dozen or so US states.

      • cavalier973

        Big Church has Trump by the, uh, short hairs.

      • rhywun

        Would they prefer, I dunno, Islamic nationalism?

      • Tonio

        I did see my first anti gay-marriage group in the wild the other day, on social media. The groups name was We Can Reclaim Marriage or something similar. They posted (paid?) for a post about men in women’s sports, about which I agree with them.

        I knew these people would be emboldened by the Trump victory, but I’m nowhere near scared yet.

      • Common Tater

        Trump has been for gay marriage since 1995.

    • Common Tater

      “In states where abortion is illegal unless the life of the woman or other pregnant person is at stake”

      OFFS!

    • Jarflax

      I think we should start a company, name it Gilead and make topical medicines.

      • Gender Traitor

        ::nods, smiles, starts to hum::

      • Jarflax

        Bonus Helvetic Narrowed Glances if you are humming Jeremiah was a bullfrog

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        A make up company! One that makes bubblegum flavored lipstick, and sparkly eyeshadow!

        Get all the little girls screaming at their mothers “buy me Gilead, or you are the patriarchy trying to slut shame me!”

  4. Pat

    This is of course going to be the usual mish-mash of incoherent, incompatible, and inchoate tantrums.

    The issue is never the issue, the issue is the revolution.

    Other partner organizations include the American Civil Liberties Union, the League of Women Voters, the Planned Parenthood Action Fund and various advocacy groups focusing on issues like climate change and voting rights.

    Aborted fetuses shouldn’t have to show ID to vote!

    • rhywun

      the issue is the revolution

      This. “Break shit”, basically. The issues are irrelevant.

      • Old Man With Candy

        I’m sure the usual Jew-hate crews will be front and center. Intersectionality is the magic word.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Looking at the pictures of the… Education Workers… seems they are already making it about the All-Thing.

  5. cavalier973

    “I am Hugh.”

    “You are me?”

    “No, I am Hugh.”

    “Stop. Saying. That. Make him stop saying that.”

  6. Pat

    Horrifying! Oh wait, it was Federal workers. So… delightful!

    If Trusk ever did succeed in actually cutting that 2 trillion dollars out of the federal budget, it would tank GDP growth probably by double digits. Some recessions are more equal than others.

    • rhywun

      Yeah I have seen arguments in favor of at the very least presenting an additional GDP stat with FedBucks taken out, because currently it’s hiding a lot of waste and fraud.

      • Pat

        But it’s mighty handy for pretending that “fiscal stimulus” has raised GDP and solved a recession so that grandstanding bags of monkey shit on capitol hill can get re-elected.

      • Tonio

        [golf clap] for “grandstanding bags of monkey shit on capitol hill”

    • R C Dean

      US GDP is about $30TT. $2TT is just under 7% of that. Theoretically/simplistically, that could look like a 7% contraction in the economy.

      Now, the knock-on effects through all markets (especially including the capital markets, w/r/t $2TT in annual debt issuance going away), I have absolutely no clue.

      But it’s not going to happen. Congress appears to have decided to just wait out the Trump administration to keep the business-as-usual gravy train rolling.

  7. cavalier973

    One of the benefits that may have come out of the Covid Era is that people are not accepting news reports at face value, especially if it is sourced to government provided information.

    • Pat

      For certain values of “people.” COVID increased skepticism mostly among those who were already inclined to be skeptical.

      • cavalier973

        I would take your word for it, Pat, buuuuuut….

      • DrOtto

        Up until the 2016 election, while I certainly believed the media had a bias, I didn’t think they outright manufactured stories. 2016 and even much more so after he 2020 Covid bullshit proved to me the media is much worse than I had ever imagined.

      • juris imprudent

        The media has run the Lippman conceit to its absurdist conclusion.

  8. cavalier973

    The hospital said its investigation was completed in collaboration with government health and safety officials and it considered multiple possible sources. It ruled out disposable masks, the water supply, nearby x-rays, and chemotherapy treatment on the floor below, the hospital said.

    It was the masks. They’re trying to hide the data.

    • PutridMeat

      I wonder if there was something that all of them consumed from the same batch at the same time provided by their employer that may have had particularly high levels of known oncogenic contaminants? Or it could be a statistical cluster, they do happen. Would have to have all the rates to estimate the probability of such, but it’s more possible than intuition tells you generally.

    • Jarflax

      To be a proper decimation the other 9 Houthis have to be the ones killing you.

      • cavalier973

        In answer to your question a couple of days ago: yes, you may copy and paste the article to your friend.

        Or, send him the link. That could work, too.

      • Jarflax

        He gets grumpy about links lol

      • Jarflax

        and thank you

  9. Chafed

    A psycho who was typecast: I guessed Sonny Landham.

  10. rhywun

    50/50 on whether this is real or propaganda.

    I’d guess 90% propaganda.

  11. Pat

    A fencer’s brave protest against men in women’s sports

    Fencer Stephanie Turner struck a blow for women’s sports last week – without even lifting her foil. She was due to face Redmond Sullivan – a man – in the Cherry Blossom Open tournament in Maryland, US. But rather than engage, she raised her visor, took a knee and refused to compete. Caught on camera, it was a graceful protest by a practitioner of what must be the most mannered of martial arts.
     
    Under 2023 ‘trans inclusion’ rules, Sullivan was allowed to identify into the women’s tournament. Turner’s protest was met with swift punishment. A referee approached, exchanged a few words and then produced a black card, disqualifying her on the spot. USA Fencing rules dictate that refusing to compete against a properly entered opponent leads to immediate expulsion.
     
    Ironically, the policy exists to ‘maintain fair competition standards and preserve the sport’s integrity’. But there is nothing fair about forcing a woman to compete against a man. And no man who pushes his way into women’s sports – no matter what he calls himself – can claim to have integrity.

    • Tres Cool

      Look behind you for some drugs.

      • Pat

        If it wasn’t on my RSS feed then it never happened.

    • rhywun

      Know your place, woman.

    • rhywun

      the policy exists to ‘maintain fair competition standards and preserve the sport’s integrity’.

      LOL.

      More like “the policy exists because we’re scared shitless of leftist rabble”.

      • Common Tater

        Or the organization is run by leftists.

    • PutridMeat

      I think it’s great that one person has the integrity to do this. I just wish everyone else at the competition would have done the same thing. Maybe gone out to the local park and held their own competition. The only winning move is not to play.

  12. Rat on a train

    If you continuously decimate a group, eventually you will kill a majority …

    • Pat

      Unless the remainder decamate, of course.

  13. Pat

    Sales Are Down, Threats Are Up: Starlink Installers Hit by Anti-Musk Backlash

    The protests against Elon Musk and Tesla are trickling down to professional Starlink equipment installers, who face online criticism and even tense, in-person confrontations.
     
    The issue is particularly pronounced in Canada, which is locked in a growing trade war with President Trump that has sparked calls to boycott US products. “Since Trump and Elon started doing everything, like tariffs and mass firings, lots of Canadians aren’t happy,” says Nick Lavoie of Northern Internet Solutions, which installs Starlink dishes on roofs and buildings.
     
    Professional installers of Starlink are mostly independent companies with experience in fitting satellite dishes on homes. Still, Lavoie’s business has been hit with a torrent of criticism—all because he installs Starlink, a service from SpaceX, where Musk serves as CEO. After Musk gave a Nazi-like salute during a Trump inauguration event in January, Lavoie even faced accusations that he supports Nazis.

    • rhywun

      Musk gave a Nazi-like salute

      OFFS.

      I guess if it wasn’t that lie there would be a different one repeated ad infinitum.

      Fine, maybe now he can stop the free service in Ukraine that the same rabble demanded.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s best that some Canucks go without internet.

    • Urthona

      I think Starlink will be just fine, but he truly is sort of annoying lately.

      He’s exaggerated a lot on Doge. I find that unnecessary myself. I’m fine just firing government employees with only minor cost savings.

  14. Common Tater

    “A transgender athlete took home first place in a varsity high jump competition at an Oregon high school meet Wednesday, roughly two years after finishing last while competing against junior varsity boys, according to a report.

    Lia Rose, who reportedly used to compete as Zachary, won the high jump at the Portland Interscholastic League Varsity Relays with a height of 4 feet, 8 inches, beating the second-place finisher by two inches….

    A spokesperson from Portland Public Schools was unable to confirm or deny that Lia and Zachary are the same person, citing the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act “to protect student privacy.””

    https://nypost.com/2025/04/05/us-news/trans-track-athlete-wins-varsity-girls-competition-after-previously-placing-last-against-jv-boys-report/

    I’m going to start an NGO that brings Eagles fans to these competitions.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      His her Dad must be so proud.

      • Pat

        Ahh, for the days when “Why don’t you just go play with the girls” was an insult and not a valid suggestion.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        More likely his two moms.

    • Pat

      I guess she’s now a … bagged lunch lady.

    • Rat on a train

      He knew how to order from the secret menu.

  15. Rat on a train

    continuing snake tales …
    My wife found a young copperhead inside the school she works in. She caught it and released it into the woods at the back. She believes it got in through a door that was left open.

    • Pat

      Should it end up being published, I have a pending article you might enjoy.

      Snake at work is a call to animal control and a day off from me.

    • Suthenboy

      Sure it was a copperhead? A snake inside a building usually means you have mice and the most likely snake will be a rat snake. Next: King snake.
      I have had rat snakes, king snakes and garter snakes get in my. house. Each time it was because of mice….though I am not sure why the garter snake came in.
      Mice always come from the grocery store…usually in a bag of dog food.

  16. Common Tater

    “The governor also signed a bill that she claims will reduce gun violence further by requiring debit and credit card providers to code transactions at gun stores and other retail establishments that sell firearms and ammunition. She said the new rule will help regulators flag unusual activity at gun stores.

    “We know if someone is stockpiling ammo, that is not a good sign,” Hochul said.”

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/hochul-signs-gun-control-measures-law

    CWAC

    • Chipping Pioneer

      The governor also signed a bill that she claims, without evidence, will reduce gun violence further by requiring debit and credit card providers to code transactions at gun stores and other retail establishments that sell firearms and ammunition. She said, without evidence, the new rule will help regulators flag unusual activity at gun stores.

      “We know if someone is stockpiling ammo, that is not a good sign,” Hochul said, without evidence.

      FIFT

    • Sensei

      If I were planning on buying large quantities of ammo I’d pay cash.

      Until that’s illegal. I expect that soon too in NY and NJ.

      • Gender Traitor

        Back to a barter economy! How many Tide Pods for a box of 9mm?

      • Gender Traitor

        …because after all, Tide Pods ARE for…laundering.

    • Suthenboy

      Is there any totalitarian bullshit that the blues aren’t head over heels in love with?

    • rhywun

      Complete with bullshit survey purporting to cheer the communism!

  17. The Late P Brooks

    MoveOn, another advocacy group involved in the movement, told the outlet that the protests will mark the “largest single day of action” since Trump’s second term began.

    They’ve got him now.

    • R.J.

      Anyone protesting yet? Or is it too early for paid protests today?

    • Pat

      I tried a randomly generated 24 character string from my password manager. Passed all the tests except Rule 5: The digits in your password must add up to 25.

      • Sensei

        After you do that it will ask you to repeatedly modify it.

  18. DrOtto

    The problem with those protest numbers are that there’s a large overlap in the members of those organizations, so they are probably counting the same participants 4 or 5 times.

    • Pat

      I may not have been the target audience for most of these, but 11, 39, and 54 receive high marks.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    It never is

    President Donald Trump may hope his tariffs jump-start a renaissance in manufacturing in the United States, but the reality is not so simple, according to experts.

    ——-

    A lot needs to happen before manufacturing can really ramp back up again in the U.S., experts said.

    “The United States is not ready to reshore. We don’t have the infrastructure, we don’t have enough workers, and also, we need to examine how many Americans are willing to work in the factory,” Tang said. “If you rush it, it could be rather risky and dangerous.”

    He said he expects some companies to return as a result of Trump’s tariffs but that there are still a lot of barriers for many. Executives are under pressure to show short-term results in quarterly earnings, he said, and managing an American workforce can be complicated.

    “There’s so many regulations, so many laws, and also the cost is quite high, so the incentive for them to come back is not high,” Tang said.

    Abolishing the Dept of Education is as good a place as any to start.

    It’s also hard to build a factory when it takes millions of dollars and years of environmental justice litigation to get the first shovel in the ground.

  20. Suthenboy

    Planting peppers and tomatoes this morning.
    The news? Apparently we are still drowning in commie clap-trap, transparent psy-ops and barbarism. Ok then. I will cook breakfast for my wife.

    • Pat

      I doubt this moves you at all, Suthen, but I aspire to your level of nonchalance.

    • Sean

      If we don’t lose any sprouts, I should have 25 pepper plants this season.

      🌶️🥵

    • Fourscore

      I started pepper seeds a few days ago. Tomatoes and cabbages next week.

      3 showings on the cabin today, hopefully the sale will cover the market downside for me.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    My wife found a young copperhead inside the school she works in. She caught it and released it into the woods at the back. She believes it got in through a door that was left open.

    Sounds like domestic terrorism. Was it coiled up like a hangman’s noose?

    • Jarflax

      Copperheads supported slavery! a copperhead noose is double racist

      • SarumanTheGreat

        And who were Copperheads? DEMOCRATS!

    • Urthona

      I like your wife. She didn’t kill it immediately. I find that unnecessary.

  22. Pat

    Sensei, if you’re still about, guess which idiot bought a limited edition Seiko from a manga/anime he’s never read/watched for no other reason than the color scheme?

    • Sensei

      No idea what anime it is from, but I like it!

      The numerals are Chinese and also commonly used in Japan the same way we use Roman numerals here.

      • Pat

        Naruto/Boruto, apparently. They did one for each of what I presume to be the main characters. This one is the Rock Lee model. I’ve had it bookmarked for about a year and a half, but couldn’t justify the price. eBay gave me a $50 off coupon an a purchase of $125 or more to welcome me back as a seller after I recently listed one of my old laptops, so I rationalized myself into it.

  23. Evan from Evansville

    Ten minutes into lunch, five hours of my shift scratched off. Other news: “President Donald Trump is expected to host Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the White House on Monday.

    The visit, first reported by Axios, comes as the US slapped 17% tariffs on Israel. CNN has reported that Trump is actively negotiating with Israel — among other countries — on a bespoke trade deal, according to a senior adviser.”

    This is what makes the most sense to be, re: tariffs. Shock n awe ’em off the bat so they see the effects. Then, negotiation becomes much easier, w the US holding the far better hand/ econ.

    Powerful cudgel to wield, and to this layman, it seems effective at swiftly brokering deals to resolve the issue. The speed of it continues the Trump 2 opening months.

    • Pat

      Everybody knows Jews love to haggle, amirite?

      For all the bellyaching, the reaction is telling. Just about the entire rest of the civilized world has tariffs at a similar rate to the ones Trump has added, but no one was talking about the end of the neoliberal world order for the last 30 years.

      That said, tariffs are always bad economic policy. Whether Trump is able to leverage them into some brilliant trade deal remains to be seen.

      • juris imprudent

        Like his great deal with Mexico and Canada that he has entirely forgotten?

  24. The Late P Brooks

    There also needs to be a significant investment in training America’s workforce, Moser said.

    Trump’s tariff program “will fail unless the nation commits to a vastly increased recruiting and training program for skilled manufacturing workers and engineers,” he said. “We need to go from ‘College for all’ to ‘A great career for all.’”

    What if we took a big pile of tariff money and shoveled it at our underfunded school system?

    It could work.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Apropos of nothing, I just discovered there was a spin-off from the Bosch detective show on Prime. Three episodes in, it’s no dumber than Reacher.

    • slumbrew

      Originally it was going to focus on his daughter, which didn’t sound that interesting (her hotness aside). But then I saw Welliver is in this? Let us know how it goes.

    • Common Tater

      “the Bosch detective show”

      Mike Air Hammer?

    • Raven Nation

      Bosch: Legacy.

      Current season is the third and final. We’ve enjoyed all of them but YMMV.

    • Urthona

      I thought that was about a dishwasher.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    That said, tariffs are always bad economic policy. Whether Trump is able to leverage them into some brilliant trade deal remains to be seen.

    True. The best example is the US, where there are no state to state tariffs and commerce moves freely. But there are plenty of non cash costs of doing business. There is a reason Volkswagen and Hyundai didn’t build factories in New York.

    • Urthona

      If I were Trump, I would focus on all those things first and foremost.

  27. slumbrew

    My wife is swinging by the Boston protest, since she was down there for an appointment anyway. “I assume you don’t want to come”. She knows me well.

    As you’d expect, the list of sponsors is a giant list if commies: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14li-zLQXoKFzkBMV4OqrnewXTc8kExequ0zzKg6kIhc/edit?tab=t.0 as are the speakers.

    Hilariously, my wife was somewhat nervous “hopefully I won’t get arrested” – uh, for what? You’ll be with a bunch of other people who agree with each other, listening to the mayor, various Democratic politicians, and union ticks bloviate. It’s not exactly Tiananmen Square out there.

    • Pat

      Chelsea Uniting Against the War

      Which war? Choose carefully, this could be a trick question…

      • slumbrew

        Noted that as well and thought “Pali simps? Or Slava Ukraini?”

        It’ll be one of the two; my money’s on the former.

    • R C Dean

      As long as she doesn’t start setting shit on fire, or trying to jack up cops (and leaves the instant anyone does), she shouldn’t need to worry about getting arrested.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Greek chorus

    Former President Barack Obama and former Vice President Kamala Harris on Thursday each delivered remarks on the state of the country under President Donald Trump’s second term and criticized the administration’s recent actions.

    Obama, who preceded Trump’s first term, sharply criticized Trump’s efforts to reshape the federal government, crackdown on immigration and dissent, and intimidate news outlets and the legal establishment.

    ——-

    Obama had previously warned of the dangers facing the country if Trump were reelected, while campaigning for Harris during the final stretch of the 2024 presidential race. “Just because (Trump) acts goofy,” the former president said at the time, “doesn’t mean his presidency wouldn’t be dangerous.”

    In separate remarks, Harris on Thursday said Trump’s moves since he returned to office were largely predictable.

    “There were many things we knew would happen,” Harris said in a video of her remarks at the Leading Women Defined Summit. “I’m not here to say I told you so,” she added before laughing.

    Oh, shame and infamy. You had your chance, America, and you blew it. Think how much better the world would be right now if you had done the right thing and voted for business as usual Democrat-ocracy.

      • slumbrew

        That was different because shut up!

      • Urthona

        I really think they’re blowing this here.

        They have such a great opportunity with Trump’s (imo excessive) tariffs and they’re talking about saving government bullshit.

        Such inherent statists.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Leading Women Defined Summit”

      Are they going to define woman now?

  29. The Late P Brooks

    NYT headline:

    “Judge Permanently Bars NIH From Limiting Medical Research Funding”

    Okay. How does that work? Is he appointing himself permanent supreme leader of the NIH? Will he personally oversee and approve all financial transactions and research projects?

  30. trshmnstr

    Hello from rainy SW MO, where, according to my weather app, we have seen upwards of 7.5″ of rain in the last 36 hours. Add that to the 2 or 3 we had on Tues-Thur, and the fact that we probably have another 2 or 3 coming today. Oh, and there’s rain in the forecast for tomorrow followed by a hard freeze.

    The animals have started pairing up and looking for a boat. Places that I’d never expect to flood are flooding, and the sump pump is running constantly. Thankfully I live on top of a hill on the top of a plateau, so actual flooding isn’t a threat, but I can’t say the same for the town. I’ve seen some pretty wild amounts of water flowing through people’s front yards.

    • Sensei

      I’ve been there. I have two sump pumps.

      Good luck!

    • slumbrew

      Yow, that’s some serious ran.

    • Fourscore

      I have an old saying:

      Rich people live on top of the hill

      Poor people live in the flood plain

  31. The Late P Brooks

    I’ve seen some pretty wild amounts of water flowing through people’s front yards.

    Yikes.

    Speaking of the weather, weren’t there big storms in south Texas? Did Sloopy and Banjos catch any of that?

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