Tuesday Morning Links

by | Aug 25, 2020 | Daily Links | 496 comments

No sports. Sorry, don’t blame me for everybody losing their fucking minds.

“Jap Anus Relations for $200”

Tsar Ivan The Terrible was born on this day. He shares it with detective agency founder Allen Pinkerton, actor Van Johnson, racist Democrat politician George Wallace, game show host Monty Hall, acting great and Jeopardy winner Sean Connery, tennis legend Althea Gibson, relief pitcher Rollie Fingers, rocker Gene Simmons, another rocker Rob Halford, pseudo-tough guy (who was not as great a musician as he thinks) Elvis Costello, film director Tim Burton, country singer Billy Ray Cyrus, and supermodel Claudia Schiffer.

Right, now on to…the links!

You’re destroying black businesses, assholes.

So now they’re arsonists at least? Just call them rioters. Because that’s what they are.

The real story here isn’t this attention-seeking clown. The story is that the country that attention-seeking clown lives in doesn’t have their head so far up their ass that they continue to destroy the collective mental health of children.

Laura, you bitch!

Yikes! This thing needs to stop tracking farther west every time I check the weather. Also, stay safe, everyone.

Meanwhile, across the Pacific. This will most certainly get the normal warmongers up in arms. Unfortunately, it’ll probably fire Trump up as well

How dare this man have his own opinions.

The GOP convention opens up with aggressive pleas to black voters to leave the Dem plantation. Not sure what success it will have. But it sure did get a bunch of people to come out of the woodwork long enough to call Herschel Walker a race-traitor. You know, because black people are some monolithic hive mind and any black person who thinks for himself is a bad person.

Kenosha is burning because of a police shooting. Meanwhile, down the road a ways, none of this causes introspection. Oh well, Mayor Beetlejuice is safe after barring protests from public areas near her house.

Maybe you dumbasses in government need to learn some fire prevention methods. You know controlled burns and cutting fire breaks work, don’t you? Or is it just easier to point a finger and blame global warming or something like that instead of actually doing your fucking jobs?

As predicted, the hearings in Congress yesterday were a partisan shitshow. Good on DeJoy for sticking to his guns (sort of). The postal service is an inefficient shitshow and their systems are outdated. Sorry the Dems are using them as a pawn but that doesn’t change the fact that they’re fundamentally inefficient and need to be scaled down to meet their normal needs rather than have their budget boosted in order to score political points.

Get the blood pumping this morning. Enjoy!

Now get out there and have a great day, friends!

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496 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “No sports. Sorry, don’t blame me for everybody losing their fucking minds.”

    I want to blame someone though.

    • sloopyinca

      Go ahead and blame me then. I can take it.

      • Count Potato

        Do you think the NFL will happen? If you said back in March that this thing would still be going on, I would have said you were nuts.

      • sloopyinca

        I do think it’ll happen. They’ve got too much to lose to not make it happen.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yep, even with no fans they have nothing to compete against on TV. $$$

      • WTF

        The question is how badly will their ratings tank when they open up going all in on the commie BLM bullshit.

      • sloopyinca

        They won’t need to. They’ll just not have a live national anthem (that our government pays them for to sell the military, which is bullshit). Yes, there may be a few woke comments during broadcasts, but that’s been going on for years and it’s easy enough to tune out.

      • Nephilium

        Cleveland banned tailgating for the Browns games this year already. The Browns and the Bengals have both applied for a variance to be allowed to host more than 1,500 fans in their stadiums (no, that’s not a typo).

      • Festus' Mustache

        Church Socials, as if anyone were allowed to attend church. These assholes have grasped a tiger by the tail. I thought the Reps were the Stupid Party.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Do the Bungles have 1,500 fans? Oh, away team travelers.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Now get out there and have a great day, friends!

    I have a day job to attend 🙁

    • sloopyinca

      Dude, I have to spend a few hours climbing in and out of construction equipment then drive 600 miles. I’m sure you can manage your pubsec job while at home.

      • UnCivilServant

        That sounds more satisfying than sitting in meetings repeating the same thing I told people who don’t listen.

        I can manage, but it won’t be a great day.

      • sloopyinca

        They’re all great days, man. Make it happen.

      • WTF

        Get the world in a love embrace.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        They’re all great days, man. Make it happen.

        *Reads the links*

        I’m so confused.

        *sobs softly*

      • sloopyinca

        We can only control what we’re part of. Don’t let the losers ruin shit for you. Go buy some jet skis or a Porsche. Or both. Take one out for a few hours and forget all the retarded shit that you can’t control anyway.

      • Agent Cooper

        This needs the standing ovation GIF.

      • Sean

        They’re all great days, man. Make it happen.

        I did.

        #morningsex

      • AlexinCT

        Was someone else involved, or was it a solo sport event?

      • Sean

        someone else involved

        Yup.

      • WTF

        Winston’s mom?

      • AlexinCT

        I saw that movie genre where mommy talks to Ricky about his boners…..

        Someone gonna link one of those?

      • R C Dean

        Who else has a day of c-suite politics following a failed compliance audit? Anyone? Just me?

      • UnCivilServant

        We passed our compliance audits.

      • Cancelled

        Does the loser in the c-suite politics game have to wear the hat of shame and sit on the stool of repentance being beaten and harangued by the red guards, or don’t you take compliance seriously?

  3. WTF

    Kenosha is burning because of a police shooting.

    Only SOME black lives matter.

    • Sean

      Only SOME black olives matter.

      The ones on a pizza.

      • UnCivilServant

        *picks olives out of cheese*

        Who puts these things on pizza?

      • sloopyinca

        Green olives are actually a lot better on pizza than black olives.

        Also (unrelated), deep dish isn’t pizza. It’s a casserole.

      • Count Potato

        How about the “deadpool” black olives and pineapple?

      • sloopyinca

        An abomination.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Finally! Now I know what a casserole is.

      • Cancelled

        It is the pan you cook hot dish in, duh!

      • Suthenboy

        Gah! Blasphemy! The compatible flavors of black olives and cheese dwarfs. that of green olives.

        Kenosha is not burning because of a police shooting. Probably because someone put green olives on a pizza.

      • Festus' Mustache

        Green Olives live in martinis and beside grilled cheese sammitches. Black olives live on pizzas and Greek Salads.

      • Not Adahn

        Olives, cheese and pretzels are the best drinking snacks.

    • Count Potato

      “Kenosha burns: BLM protesters set light to department of corrections building and local businesses while looters run riot for second night in defiance of the National Guard deployed to restore order following Jacob Blake police shooting”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8660507/3-Wisconsin-deploys-National-Guard-police-shooting-Black-man-sparks-unrest.html

      “New footage shows Jacob Blake brawling with cops before being shot as two white Wisconsin officers are placed on leave while police chief calls Gov. Tony Evers ‘wholly irresponsible’ for condemning law enforcement”

      https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8660213/Video-shows-Jacob-Blake-brawling-cops-shot-Wisconsin-cops-placed-leave.html

      • Festus' Mustache

        If Cops are either unwilling or incapable of physically restraining a suspect without resorting to deadly force they have no business wearing the badge. Full stop. Put on the Meter-Maid outfit for your little power trip, Mary.

      • sloopyinca

        Like I said yesterday: literally the only place they had to ensure he didn’t get access to was the inside of the car. And three of them managed to fuck that up.

      • Festus' Mustache

        That one imbecile even tried to grab him by his flimsy shirt. Cops are running scared right now and that is not really a “good thing”.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yep.

        This seems to be one of those cases of a police shooting that is good in a strictly legal sense, but unnecessary when considering the totality of the circumstances.

        All of the officers involved should be fired and have their certs revoked.

      • AlexinCT

        They should have shot his vehicle.

      • Hyperion

        I finally saw that video yesterday. The cops looked like a bunch of untrained clowns who have no idea what they’re doing. Keystone cops for real.

  4. Count Potato

    “So now they’re arsonists at least? Just call them rioters. Because that’s what they are.”

    Protesters set mostly peaceful fires.

    • Suthenboy

      Sometimes that peace intensifies.

      • Festus' Mustache

        “It was just a firecracker, Mom!” *Watches acres burn*

  5. Rebel Scum

    Looks like the GOP finally learned messaging and presentation. Kim G. needed to take it down a notch though.

    • Nephilium

      So far it looks like their pushing on criminal justice reform, which could be very entertaining with Harris as the VP pick.

      • Suthenboy

        Under her criminal justice reform will amount to show trials and summary executions, the same shit commies always do.

    • WTF

      Just some clips of the MSM “fact checking” the RNC. They don’t even bother pretending anymore that they’re not just the propaganda arm of the DNC.

      • AlexinCT

        At this point it is pure desperation to protect the legacy they manufactured for Black Jesus and Crooked Hillary. Trump’s drive to expose the coup plot against him is about to wreck that lie that the Obama‘S admin was scandal free and will forever replace him as the most corrupt president ever denying these dnc operatives with bylines their usual Nixon was a republican tropes.

  6. leon

    Stop checking the weather, and it won’t keep going farther West.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Kanye really be sure about that?

      • Festus' Mustache

        Suthen and Sloop are White. They’ll be fine.

  7. Sean

    This song makes me want to play Wii without the safety strap on.

    LOL

  8. Count Potato

    “Thunberg was named Time’ magazine’s youngest Person of the Year, and was also nominated for teh Nobel Peace Prize which she did get.”

    So you are saying your copy editor died?

    • Rhywun

      LOL

      I was gonna go with “whose grade-schoolers are writing this stuff”?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I thought you were criticizing sloopy at first, but that’s actually from the AP article. Wow.

      • sloopyinca

        The AP have probably earned the scorn for sloppy writing just as much as I have.
        Well, maybe not quite as much, but they’re getting close.

    • Suthenboy

      A hero right up there with Rigoberta Menchu

    • Festus' Mustache

      Yeah I did a little spit-take on that one. TMITE

  9. leon

    I have not watched the video of the shooting, as it really doesn’t matter if it’s justified or not, burning down a business district is not acceptable as a response.

    • invisible finger

      Controlled burns and cutting firebreaks are bad for the environment and contribute to global warming.

      /likelyexcuse

      • invisible finger

        F’in quirrels

      • leon

        You should have rolled with it. It kinda works.

    • Suthenboy

      It isn’t a response. It is an aggressive offense.

    • Hyperion

      Watch it and tell me if it doesn’t look like a bunch of guys who have never handled firearms before, after looking like they have no idea how to handle a confrontation.

      I mean it’s not like they’re saying stop and then trying to take him down. It’s like they’re just following him ‘hey come back here, are you listening to me? Excuse me, stop what you’re doing or’ and then one of them starts shooting and then the others just look at each other and it’s like they think ‘oh, we’re supposed to shoot now too’. They look like 3 year olds playing cowboys and indians. That entire thing was just pathetic.

  10. Count Potato

    “Georgia State Rep. Vernon Jones, a Democrat, delivered scathing remarks at his own party, which he accused of exploiting black voters.

    ‘The Democratic Party does not want Black people to leave the mental Plantation they’ve had us on for decades,’ he said.

    ‘But I have news for them: We are free people with free minds,’ said Jones, at a time when Biden is holding large leads among black voters, but hopes to build a critical advantage over Hillary Clinton’s performance, where black turnout dropped off from 2012.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8660835/Black-GOP-senator-Tim-Scott-tells-family-went-cotton-Congress-generation.html

    • robc

      Tim,

      Your grandfather did honest work.

  11. Count Potato

    “You know controlled burns and cutting fire breaks work, don’t you? Or is it just easier to point a finger and blame global warming or something like that instead of actually doing your fucking jobs?”

    They don’t do those things on purpose so they can blame global warming.

    • Rhywun

      This. The whole mess is by design. Newsome and friends have “green” pals to reward.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      I’m on the edge of the SCU fires. That area is extremely sparsely populated and very rugged with few roads. I think they are content with letting it burn until it gets out of the mountainous areas and into the grasslands where it’s easier to fight while saving what structures they can. It’s part of the natural process. It’s not like the Indians had much of a fire department to put out fires like this.

      That said, my brother in law had a brush clearing business that was always busy during fire season. The ever changing and ever stricter regulations on his equipment caused him to close up shop and move out of the state. I’m sure CA would love to have his services now, but they won’t see the connection.

  12. Rebel Scum

    You know, because black people are some monolithic hive mind and any black person who thinks for himself is a bad person.

    Democrats still think they own black people.

    • UnCivilServant

      Their ancestors paid good money for the ancestors of that voting block.

    • Sean
      • WTF

        Holy shit, they’re shamless.

      • Rebel Scum

        Wow…

        Also, would.

      • Count Potato

        They pulled the same shit four years ago.

      • Pine_Tree

        They oughtta call them out for it, from the stage, today.

  13. leon

    Covid came and really screwed up Gretas gig.

    • AlexinCT

      By exposing how unreliably bad our expert class and their predictive models are?

    • Fourscore

      Farmer’s Almanac doesn’t really care about Greta and GW. Predicting a dire, cold, snowy winter. IAW normal weather.

  14. Rhywun

    No sports. Sorry, don’t blame me for everybody losing their fucking minds.

    I DVR’ed my NYC FC vs Columbus Crew yesterday for late-nite viewing and I was about to skip over all the kneeling and other theater when the talking-people started going on and on about BLM. I shut it off and loaded up an episode of Columbo. I’m done with MLS.

    • invisible finger

      Marxists Love Soccer

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I was watching the MLS is back tournament and while I still do not think it is close to being good soccer, the fast pace and defensive mistakes made it more enjoyable than I thought it would be.

    • Agent Cooper

      The Crew didn’t show up so you didn’t miss anything. Offsides on 3 goals. Fucking around with garbage passes cost them the game.

  15. Rebel Scum

    Kenosha is burning because of a police shooting.

    It is burning because people are morons and looking for an excuse.

    • invisible finger

      And they know the police response will be gentle.

  16. Rhywun

    not as great a musician as he thinks

    THANK YOU

    • sloopyinca

      It needed saying.

      • l0b0t

        It really did need to be said. Radio Radio is an amazing song and he was fantastic as Hives the butler in Straight To Hell, but it’s really hard to make up for dreck like Veronica.

      • Festus' Mustache

        He was cool forty years ago and I still thought that even then he was a lame poseur. Plus he he stole my girlfriend.

  17. Rufus the Monocled

    Yeh, the measures and protocols are through the roof irrational.

    Who comes up with these idiotic ideas? Imagine to believe they work.

    Yet, ironically the news about the virus is such that everyone should chill.

    The CDC, I heard, said asymptomatic people don’t need to get tested (people have been testing themselves multiple times if you can believe it) even if they were in contact with infected people. The truth is, EVEN human to human transmission isn’t that easy. People beed to get it through their thick skulls you’re not likely – if at all – to get it in a mall, grocery store, or in your car or riding a bike. This is how ignorant people are. And guess what? The rest of us have pay the price for this ignorance because of incompetent leadership.

    Know what this indirectly means (I think?)? No need for healthy people to wear masks either.

    As if all this wasn’t enough, we added a feature to the irrationalism: Virtue. As in morons claiming to put masks on for others. Bad toxic mix.

    And we’re the crazy ones according to the nut cases.

    I read a comment the other day from a guy who said he’s 60 years old and wears a mask alone on his bike because he cares so much God bleeds angels and that he’s not belligerent like anti-maskers. A regular St. Thomas of Aquino this guy. A real lover of fucking science.

    I think he needs tinfoil. But to each his own.

    • Nephilium

      I read a comment the other day from a guy who said he’s 60 years old and wears a mask alone on his bike because he cares so much God bleeds angels and that he’s not belligerent like anti-maskers. A regular St. Thomas of Aquino this guy. A real lover of fucking science.

      Why am I guessing he does little 2-5 mile rides. Or does he have a mask that allows him to drink from a water bottle through it?

    • invisible finger

      Now they don’t want asymptomatic people to get tested so that the % Positive test results will be higher since that is the metric being used for lockdowns by lotsa states.

      • juris imprudent

        The tests are running negative over 90% across the country – of supposedly SYMPTOMATIC people.

        The Diamond Princess and USS T. Roosevelt were fucking petri dishes – and it never spread to more than 20% of those shipboard populations.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Yes. The DP told us everything we need to know after all.

      • Gustave Lytton

        A limited time period, with varying effective isolation, use of masking, known testing failures, limited follow on surveillance, and a government desiring that the mess go away.

        The Diamond Princess is an all you can eat buffet for everyone to pick and choose what they want out of it.

    • Suthenboy

      I am belligerent. Fuck that virtue signaling moron.

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Herschel Walker?

    So much for Minnesoda being in play.

    • straffinrun

      They sent team blue Les Steckle. Feel any better?

      • Pope Jimbo

        His wife’s name is Teresa, but she goes by Tess. Tess Steckle. I remember some radio announcer (I think it was Tinglehoff) interviewed her at the beginning of the year and started giggling when she corrected him about wanting to be called Tess.

  19. Rufus the Monocled

    My wife at work can’t use the fridge or micro-wave. Because beware the scary virus. We all have to do our part to stop the spread!

    She also told about her experience at Apple. Apparently, at super-sciencey Apple, people are to take off their own masks and wear one given by Apple.

    No logic. None.

    Just different stores doing stupid shit.

    None of it will work.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Everybody knows Apples are impervious to viruses.

      • Pope Jimbo

        It will be impossible to really know if Apple’s masks work better than other responses. For example if you wanted to see if their masks work better than Trump’s plans it would be impossible because it would be comparing Apples to Oranges.

      • leon

        Long set up. Pulled through at the end

      • Rhywun

        It did eventually bear fruit.

      • Fourscore

        Navel gazing

      • Tejicano

        Let’s see if Swiss finds that joke appealing.

      • WTF

        Paging Swiss, can we get a narrowed gaze over here?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Get a load of Norm there.

      • l0b0t

        Nine fingered man. Four barreled derringer. The fastest gun in The West.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      Sorry the fridge/MV at school.

    • PieInTheSky

      Meaningless rituals have always been part of human culture. They bring people together and signal in group affiliation.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        YEAH!

        *finally removes I VOTED sticker from shirt*

      • juris imprudent

        Couldn’t we just groom each other like civilized apes?

      • Suthenboy

        “They bring people together and signal in group affiliation.”

        I hate people. Why would I affiliate with a group of them?

      • PieInTheSky

        I am sure the feeling is mutual 🙂

    • Count Potato

      “My wife at work can’t use the fridge or micro-wave. Because beware the scary virus.”

      Why?

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Presumably because everyone uses them. HIGH SPREAD FROM SURFACES was one of the first thing to be debunked.

        Yet it persists.

        That’s the problem when you play with people’s fears and emotions. You can’t reason them back into rationalism.

  20. straffinrun

    White and Black men with bats bashed in the headlights and windshields of a row of cars.

    I don’t even see the code anymore. I just see “blonde” “brunette” “white man” “black man”.

    • AlexinCT

      Yup.

  21. Count Potato

    “Since the song’s release, fans of WAP have been injuring themselves trying to twerk to the song in videos posted on TikTok.

    Admirers of the music have taken to creating their own choreographed sets – sometimes with unexpected and dangerous results.

    One dancer, Brian Esperon, from Guam, devised an energetic, high-kicking routine which was viewed 15 million times and ‘liked’ 2.9 million times.

    TikTok user lib_bbbbbbb posted footage of herself attempting Esperon’s routine on a lawn before she collapsed on the ground.

    In the footage, she showed that her knee was badly twisted, and she had to be stretchered away by ambulance workers.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8660319/Cardi-B-hits-trolls-latest-song-WAP-says-music-meant-adults.html

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Cultural progress

      • Rhywun

        She also clarified that WAP is meant for ‘adults’, and shouldn’t be heard by children.

        Oh, OK then.

    • PieInTheSky

      no sacrifice is to small for a bit of WAP

      • Pope Jimbo

        I thought WAP was over and done with. And why would people dance over an outdated wireless protocol. I don’t get kids at all anymore.

      • PieInTheSky

        That is DAP vibe right there Jimbo

  22. Yusef drives a Kia

    You know who else was Born on this Date?
    /57 years

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Redneck Birthday! Yay!

      • Fourscore

        Happy Birthday, Young Feller. May your life be full of mischief, puppy dogs and ladies younger than yourslf

    • PieInTheSky

      Happy Bday. Drink responsibly.

      • A Leap at the Wheel

        Then continue for another two hours.

    • l0b0t

      Many happy returns of the day, good sir. I hope you have a wonderful day.

    • Tundra

      Happy birthday, Yusef!

    • sloopyinca

      Well happy birthday, Yusuf!

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Thankee! 7 AM golf today, Everybody have a great Day!

    • Sean

      Happy birthday!!

    • Count Potato

      Happy Birthday!

    • Tejicano

      Happy B’day Yusef! Drink responsibly – which is to say don’t drink past the point where you are no longer responsive.

    • Rhywun

      ?

  23. Rhywun

    Mayor Beetlejuice

    Welp, now I can’t unsee that.

    • juris imprudent

      Sadly she has no funny lines.

      • Rhywun

        Neither did he.

      • Agent Cooper

        “This is why I stopped doing 2 shows a night.”

        C’mon, man!

    • Roland of Gilead

      Nope. Pert posterior.

  24. Rebel Scum

    Pelosi has lost the plot.

    @SpeakerPelosi says that President Trump and Republicans in Congress have become “domestic enemies to our voting system” and “enemies of the state.”

    • Rufus the Monocled

      This is the final act of projection right there.

      The Democrat party of the United States are anti-American enemies of the state.

    • leon

      Will she be called out by the media for her statements that chill democracy. I mean she’s saying that the other political party are enemies of the state.

      • WTF

        she’s saying that the other political party are enemies of the state.

        And if the Dems gain control they will act on it.

      • Suthenboy

        They really really want a shooting war

      • R C Dean

        *listlessly refreshes BulkAmmo for the thousandth time*

    • juris imprudent

      L’etat est moi!

      • Cancelled

        Lapsum Latinum?

    • Suthenboy

      If only projection caused great physical pain

  25. Suthenboy

    I agree with Trump. The press are the enemy of the people. The mendacity of them is just astounding. The deception is so egregious and malicious I might be persuaded that what they are doing is criminal.

    Greta is a child. She hasn’t convinced anyone. She gets applause from the choir, that’s all.

    Don’t worry Sloopy, it will barely be a 2 by landfall. I expect to be in the eye no later than 3 days from now so you will dodge the bullet.

    China can be punished severely in more ways than with bullets and likely will be. Now, I want a list of everyone who objected (not Glibs, Pols and press) to his sanctions on China and their financial records.

    That blacks vote almost exclusively for the party of slavery is just mind-boggling to me.

    After all of these blue cities burn and the people there are living in 3rd world squalor they will be scratching their heads trying to figure out how it happened.

    California is having the worst fire ever, again?

    Fuck the post office and fuck mail in ballots. As someone pointed out the other day – People were bayoneted, shot and blown apart so that we can have the right to vote.
    Get your asses to the polls or stay home and keep your fucking mouth shut.

    • PieInTheSky

      The press are the enemy of the people. – sounds like what Hitler would say

    • Rebel Scum

      That blacks vote almost exclusively for the party of slavery is just mind-boggling to me.

      LBJ had something to say about that.

      • Tejicano

        “LBJ had something to say about that.”

        And the cherry on top is the fact that what he said has been common knowledge for generations.

      • Fourscore

        “And he was right!”

      • Animal

        Keep the name “Lyndon Johnson” in mind next Monday at 10AM Mountain.

  26. PieInTheSky

    No sports. – if there are no sports how come I lost 5 bucks last nigh sports betting

    • UnCivilServant

      Cover charge at the parlor?

    • invisible finger

      The NBA is not sports, it is sports theater.

      • PieInTheSky

        All I am saying it would not have killed the Rockets to score at least 25 points in each quarter

  27. PieInTheSky

    So I won’t need to worry about saving money for a trip to the US as it will all burn down soon.

    • Fourscore

      I’m saving trees for you, Pie. I’ll leave a light on for you.

    • Fourscore

      I’m saving trees for you, Pie. I’ll leave a light on for you.

  28. leon

    What percentage of these riots are fueled by the lockdowns?

    • PieInTheSky

      And which are fueled by gasoline?

      • DOOMco

        1/6

    • DOOMco

      1/6

      • leon

        That’s a fraction!!!!!!!

      • DOOMco

        Look, fat, I don’t do math.

  29. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloopy!

    And a good morning to all of you groovy cats and kittens.

    Could we just fast-forward to the end of 2020? This is all so fucking stupid and tedious.

    Also, I recognize that Elvis is a fucking asshole, but his concerts are some of the best I’ve ever seen. The dude is good at his job. So happy birthday, ya bastard.

    Enjoy Tuesday, y’all. Try not to start any big fires.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      *and with that Tundra resumed filing his nails*

    • AlexinCT

      We talking about young Elvis, old fat Elvis, or Vegas Elvises?

      • sloopyinca

        No, we’re talking Buddy Holly-cosplaying Elvis.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Anyone visiting Memphis HAS to tour Graceland. You will start out mocking Elvis, but by the end of the tour you are a believer. Sure the house is horrible because he died in the mid ’70s, but he still did a ton of cool shit.

      When I brought my parents there, our tour was delayed because James Muthafucking Brown was on a private tour just ahead of us. That is how cool Elvis was.

      It seemed like everyone living in Memphis had their very own Elvis story. And everyone said he was awesome in person.

      • Nephilium

        Still never made it down to Graceland the times I was in (the suburban outskirts) of Memphis. I did make it to Sun Records though.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sun Records is pretty disappointing when you realize it is so tiny and shitty (and in a crappy part of town).

        Amazing that that place recorded so many greats.

      • Nephilium

        The fact Sun Records has platinum records hanging up in the bathrooms entertains me.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The movie that was officially condemned by the Memphis Chamber of Commerce.

      • Agent Cooper

        I love that it’s basically a regular house. Not a giant mansion.

      • Not Adahn

        Visiting Graceland made me understand religion.

    • Rhywun

      Could we just fast-forward to the end of 2020?

      I’m afraid 2021 isn’t going to be any better.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Completely depends on how the election goes.

      • Fourscore

        Votes for the Depends

        /Old Guy

      • Fourscore

        Votes for the Depends

        /Old Guy

  30. Rhywun

    Wasserman Schultz cited machines from postal processing plants in her district that postal workers told her they want restored.

    “Your postal workers have voted to explicitly support Mr. Biden. Are we done here?”

    • sloopyinca

      How the fuck she ever escaped scrutiny for the Awan brothers fiasco is beyond me. It’s almost as if the media didn’t care about reporting that she’d hired spies without vetting them to run her IT and then gave them all sorts of access to classified material.

      • juris imprudent

        Nothing to see here, move along.

      • Fatty Bolger

        She was in deep with the Russian collusion scam, too.

  31. Rufus the Monocled

    Well, I’ve never heard so much noise about the black vote and how many may migrate to the GOP. I hope they will but I reckon it will take a little more time. The first step was to offer them an option which they never really thought about. I watch that girl Kimberly Klasik in Baltimore and realize people won’t just switch even in those conditions. They need some time to get accustomed to the idea of the GOP being a viable alternative. Still, it would be surprising some inroads won’t be made this election.

    Rebel Media interviewed her and walked the streets of Baltimore with her in 2019. Gotta hand it to Rebel, they’re on the ball.

    • Viking1865

      “realize people won’t just switch even in those conditions”

      That’s a tiny tiny section of the district shes running for. Most of it is white collar, the average income is 60,000 dollars. You have to remember, a lot of black people work for the State. Black schoolteachers and bureaucrats are Democrats for the same reason white schoolteachers and bureaucrats are Democrats.

      Like hey it’s a great ad and all that, but you could do the same thing walking through the shittiest part of a GOP district and saying “when will you wake up and throw this bum out!!!?!?!!”

      • Agent Cooper

        “Like hey it’s a great ad and all that, but you could do the same thing walking through the shittiest part of a GOP district and saying “when will you wake up and throw this bum out!!!?!?!!””

        The issue is the legacy of these cities have seen one-party control for decades. Columbus, Ohio has some shitty parts you could walk through and put on video, but they’ve had both Rs and Ds in charge over the past 20-30 years. People from the left want to toss Ginther out and he’s a Democrat.

      • Viking1865

        What I am saying is that a big chunk actual black voters in that district are middle class and UMC government workers. That’s the thing that maybe some people don’t understand. The school system and the other government bureaus in Baltimore are chock full of black people who make a very good living off the machine.

        A black woman with a college degree who works for the city of Baltimore as a social worker is not going to care that the Republican Party found a black woman to tell her “The Democrat machine that controls Baltimore is awful.” Her rice bowl is filled by that machine, you’re not going to change her vote no matter what. She’s not going to say “Oh man I’ve worked for the city for 16 years and I can retire with a fat pension, but now that a cute black woman in a red dress walked down a street that I never ever go down the scales have been lifted from my eyes.”

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Not surprising. Interesting but not surprising.

        In Europe, the ratio of government worker to private worker is going to outpace the latter soon.

        Then what?

    • Tundra

      Hoppe?

      • straffinrun

        That didn’t take long. Was it hard getting a helicopter license?

      • Tundra

        Easy-peasy.

        What’s it from?

        By the way, Malice and Smith did a show about Hoppe recently. Fun discussion.

      • straffinrun

        I’m not sure. I’ve only listened to his lectures.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Ahhh, that makes sense. He’s sufficiently acerbic for that quote.

      • Plinker762

        #9?

      • Tundra

        It smells so good.

        Almost as good as Birchwood Casey synthetic oil.

    • PieInTheSky

      Hitler?

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      It looks like an excerpt from The Anti-Capitalist Mentality, but you ruled out Mises so….

      Rothbard?

    • leon

      I’ve long felt what are called personality disorders are just personalities that most people don’t like. Some people are assholes. Doesn’t mean something’s wrong with them in the brain.

      • Suthenboy

        Spend some time with a borderline personality disorder and you will become a believer.

      • invisible finger

        Although I agree, the problem is the treatment (usually anti-depressants) helps you more than it helps the patient. Eventually the patient begins to understand that they are doing better and would like to get off the meds – which is very hard to do and often leads to worse relapses and the doctor typically rejects weaning them off the meds. Often the patient then realizes the therapist actually made them dependent on meds which can trigger them into a depressive episode. And public health officials are A-OK with putting children on anti-depressants.

        If you think I’m calling all government health officials “quacks”, you’d be correct.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The mental health racket has pathologized damn near every quirky behavior and many not so quirky
      ones. They need to shave the DSM down to about a third of its current size.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        You sound like you need some therapy.

      • Rhywun

        Have some therapy.

      • EvilSheldon

        If you think that you don’t need therapy, it’s a sign that you need therapy.

        It’s the second-best trick bag of the modern age, right behind ‘If you say you’re not a racist, it’s a sign of racism.’

      • invisible finger

        I saw a therapist for three visits. At the end of the third one she said she didn’t think I needed therapy. There are a few honest ones out there.

      • UnCivilServant

        She wouldn’t even Therape you?

  32. Nephilium

    In local news, another brewery appears to be closing for good. They’ve been open since 1998, and were the first brewery in Lake County (Ohio) since prohibition. It was also the largest restaurant/bar in the downtown Willoughby area. They were in a converted train station that was rumored to be the inspiration behind the Twilight Zone episode A Stop at Willoughby.

    • PieInTheSky

      In local news, another brewery appears to be closing for good. – they should have exported their beer to Romania

    • Tundra

      Q4 will be a bloodbath. The Branch Covidians have no idea what’s coming.

    • Rufus the Monocled

      I don’t get landlords who played hard ball through all this. In one of our properties managed by by father’s partner/lawyer, the restaurant pays a high five digit rent. They put $2 million in renovations a couple of years back. When the pandemic hit and the retards shut down the economy, they struggled. So our partner cut their rent in half. He reasoning was simple: They sank $2 million in this property and we don’t want to lose them because it will be next to impossible to find a replacement in this environment’. He’s being pragmatic and realistic. What are the landlords going to do with a building laced up for a brewery now? I can’t imagine it being easy to replace. I could be wrong.

      Back in the 1990s, my father had a pharmacy as a tenant. They got bought out and left the locale. The commercial spot remained empty for FOUR years. At the time they were paying $8000 per month. Those weren’t good years to be around my father.

      People have no idea how bad the government fucked up. None. The trailing and lagging effect will be felt for years. So fuck you to all the pro-lockdonwers. You’re a bunch of morons who were fooled by other fools. Ship of fools.

      • Nephilium

        If I was forced to guess, I would say that the brewery was already on shaky financial ground (they were temporarily closed by the state before the lockdowns for an issue with sales tax payments). Then I would guess that the landlord wants to renovate the building to allow for multiple tenants. Willoughby Brewing did also acquire a production facility a couple years back, if that’s still up and running, they can at least keep the brand alive and in stores while they look for a new physical location for a taproom.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Makes sense.

      • Suthenboy

        I isn’t a fuck-up. It is a deliberate, malicious strategy.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      TZ was my first thought,
      Mornin’

  33. Rebel Scum

    *swoon*

    “Obama and Biden let North Korea threaten America. President Trump rejected that weakness, and we passed the toughest sanctions on North Korea in history.”

    “Obama and Biden let Iran get away with murder and literally sent them a plane full of cash,” she continued. “President Trump did the right thing and ripped up the Iran nuclear deal.”

    Haley predicted that a Biden-Harris administration would be “much, much worse.”

    “Last time, Joe’s boss was Obama…this time, it would be Pelosi, Sanders, and the Squad. Their vision for America is socialism. And we know that socialism has failed everywhere.”

  34. UnCivilServant

    So, tap water is 0.0037/Gal according to my bill. So once again, the flat fee is more than the metered cost of water for the past three months.

    Why do I need low-flow anything?

    • PieInTheSky

      Why do I need low-flow anything?- solidarity with South Asia and Sub Shara Africa

      • UnCivilServant

        I live on a river.

        In a swamp.

        All we need to do is filter out the ground and deliver the water.

      • PieInTheSky

        yes but not every human on earth is thus privileged. We are all in this together thus we need to suffer together

      • PieInTheSky

        Also no one really needs more than two showers a week

      • Fourscore

        …and the used water get cleaned up and recycled…Quantity used should be a concern when its used for lawns or gardens. Should charge the water company for all the used water.

    • l0b0t

      And our store sells almost 800 bottled gallons per day of store brand water at $1.99 each.

      • PieInTheSky

        Well only peasants drink from the tap

      • Rhywun

        Is that panic-buying? I haven’t bought store water since… SUPERDUPERSTORM Sandy, I think?

      • l0b0t

        Nope. We move several tons of water and Gatorade every single day, when the weather is warm. Some of our higher margin items actually but shipping liquids is pricey.

    • WTF

      Why do I need low-flow anything?

      Because only the left would worry about running out of something that literally falls from the sky, and they are in charge.

    • Nephilium

      Because of droughts in California! Don’t you know the water we waste here in the Great Lakes basin would be flowing to them if we didn’t use it.

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought it just poured into the Atlantic ocean, you know, where the Hudson and St Larry rivers empty

      • robc

        Continental divide is a myth.

      • UnCivilServant

        Shouldn’t that be “The Continental Divide is a social construct”?

      • Nephilium

        We’re all one country and in this together. Now you need to follow the rules that are needed in a desert even though you live in a swamp. It makes perfect sense after the lobotomy.

      • Viking1865

        It’s also racist.

      • leon

        Who needs an Ocean when you live in an Endoheric Basin.

    • invisible finger

      “Why do I need low-flow anything?”

      So poor people can take 30-minute showers.

  35. Pope Jimbo

    Just think, some 17 year-old Swede is so horny and desperate that he will be willing to make a run at Greta sometime this year. Damn, I normally don’t feel bad for Swedes, but that kid I do.

    And if someone were smart, they’d use the fact that St. Greta is going back to school to shame our chickenshit teachers into actually opening our schools back up.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Somehow, I can envision Greta grabbing him by the throat and yelling “I’M NOT DONE YET. HOW DARE YOU!”

      • Cancelled

        Based on a few personal experiences I wouldn’t bet that way. Domineering personalities in public are often very much the reverse in the bedroom.

  36. Rufus the Monocled

    “Pierre Leroy
    4 months ago
    When quarantine will be over, I’m going to ride my motorcycle with this song.”

    I think you miss the point Pierre. You’re supposed to defy government in act of civil disobedience and go out and be wild and ride in freedom DURING the quarantine. This is the point I wish we all collectively had. A more ‘are you fucken crazy with this fear-porn madness?’ and go on. But nope. Let’s follow the orders of an entity that brought us the four food groups. I’m almost certain there will be more bad outcomes in the following weeks. ‘Whaaa? You mean locking people down actually hurt them?!?! WHAAAAA HAPPENED?’

    Crazy ending to that movie.

    Only a couple of S’Wolf remain alive.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppenwolf_(band)

    I was hoping for The Pusher but whatev. Good enough.

  37. l0b0t

    Well, it’s 80° on the beach with a light Southern breeze, coffee is ready to press, and I’m gonna sit on the porch and finish my leftover plantains and chicharrón.

    • Tundra

      Wait until the Minneapolis trial. A lot more to that story as well.

      • Rebel Scum

        Murder charge on that one is a bad joke. They might not even get manslaughter, but definitely not for the two cops that were on the sidelines.

    • Pope Jimbo

      What has happened to batons and/or the big maglite flashlights?

      Why won’t cops wear some of these guys out with a baton before pulling their guns? What a bunch of pussies.

      • WTF

        I’m not sure they are allowed to use baton strikes to subdue someone anymore. At the very least the cell phone video would look really bad and lead to repercussions, no matter how justified. And that could be a factor in why those Kenosha cops didn’t apply sufficient force to subdue that guy before he tried to get into the car.

  38. PutridMeat

    (Pulled over from thread that was dead by the time first post moderation happened. So 2nd 1st post. After requisite OT delay I think).

    I was le(a)d to believe that we have a collection of some of the finest gun nuts on the web. The best. Classiest. So classy, in fact, enough to lure one out of hiding, submit information to yet another web form, and post.

    So to the point; new Sig P365 XL I want to use for EDC (concealed) and I’m looking for advice on a holster, probably appendix carry. There’s a huge variety of holsters around and it’s tough to trust review sites. I’m partial to the *concept* of the Urban Carry G3, but it gets enough bad reviews, that I hesitate even though some of the reviews seem largely based on ridiculing it as a ‘gimmick’ rather than technical reasons it’s not viable. Anyway, I live in a pretty hot climate, so don’t dress heavily, so keeping something even IWB reliably concealed is a concern. So any insight into a comfortable, ‘easily’ concealed holster for a Sig 365?
    Thanks!

    • Tundra

      Bravo Concealment.

    • Pine_Tree

      I usually do a 365 in a pocket holster, partially for the same hot climate reason. I think it’s a deSantis.

      • DOOMco

        I’d rock a fanny pack.

    • Sean

      appendix carry

      No, but that’s just like my opinion. You do you.

      Also, fuck off Tulpa.

      Leather is classier, order a leather IWB. Be prepared to wait for it from a reputable supplier.

      Use Kydex until your real holster arrives.

      TT gunleather, Milt sparks, Mitch Rosen are all good. I also like HBE for leather.

      https://comp-tac.com/holsters/concealed-carry-holsters/ to tie you over.

    • EvilSheldon

      Dark Star Gear or PHLster. I carry a Glock 48 every day in a DSG Hitchhiker, and it conceals perfectly even under a light t-shirt. More importantly, I can hit a 1.2 second draw out of that same rig.

      There are a lot of Kydex benders who just take a zero-cant IWB holster and slap an AIWB label on the bag, with predictably crappy results. On the other hand, there are some guys who really understand what goes into making a functional AIWB rig – the two mentioned above, Keepers Concealment, JM Custom Kydex, and Henry Holsters are all excellent. But DSG and PHLster are my favorites.

      Don’t get anything with a leather backer, don’t get anything with an integrated magazine pouch.

    • PutridMeat

      Thanks everyone for all the info, and the surprising minimal use of “fuck off Tulpa”s.

      Looks like I have some reading to do today.

    • Plinker762

      I suggest a tax on voting.

      • Drake

        Not really a Constitutional Right, I’m okay with it.

    • Sean

      Dude…sorry.

      • Drake

        I’m sure there are many other unpleasant details in the fine print, but none of this really affects me. I will never need another FID in NJ because when I move, it will be to another state. I don’t smoke and I don’t make a $million a year.

        It all just reinforces the need to leave this shithole. And it will obviously backfire as “millionaires” continue to exit the state.

  39. PieInTheSky

    Small Businesses Are Overrated

    By
    Matt Bruenig

    We shouldn’t fetishize mom and pops. They offer lower wages, skimpier benefits, and inferior labor protections.

    https://jacobinmag.com/2018/01/small-businesses-workers-wages

    As the anti-monopoly movement has picked up steam in important policy circles, some have begun thinking that small business promotion is a good idea. This seems to be partially driven by the technical view that small businesses are a way to counteract corporate concentration and partially driven by the more ideological and aesthetic view that there’s something inherently just and beautiful about small-time entrepreneurs and mom and pop shops.

    In reality, small business promotion is mostly a bad idea. Small businesses pay lower wages, provide worse benefits, are often exempt from important worker protections, and are incompatible with the way unionization works in the US.

    • Drake

      I know my Governor (NJ) shares that opinion. He’s doing everything in his power and beyond to destroy small businesses.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I really despise that lily-livered piece of shit Bruenig.

      He would be cheering the Holodomor because the kulaks were in the way of progress.

      • PieInTheSky

        I wonder how it imagines big businesses started out

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’d like to thank Pie for putting his name up top so I could scroll past.

    • mrfamous

      There’s few ideas more destructive that permeate our society than the idea that businesses exist for the purpose of providing jobs for its employees. You can commonly see the mindset outside of people who are avowed socialists, but to the avowed socialist it’s a core belief.

      It’s a belief that when implemented society wide leads to privation and misery, but for some reason it remains popular.

      • Suthenboy

        *Obama winks and gives a double thumbs up*

  40. mrfamous

    Time to bust out the old jokes:

    If they burn down all of Kenosha, they’re gonna do hundreds of dollars worth of damage.

    In any event, you don’t get to shoot people as punishment for shitty things they did. You only get to shoot people when someone’s life is at imminent risk. It’s hard to argue that this was the case here. Cops need to stop using their guns as a first resort. People need to stop endorsing rioting as a form of protest.

    • leon

      You don’t work you die.

    • juris imprudent

      Thomas Sowell:

      The first law of economics is scarcity, there is never enough to satisfy all demand.
      The first law of politics is to ignore the first law of economics.

  41. Rebel Scum

    TMITE

    He continued, “We were told that the organizers knew that they had to take on the coronavirus pandemic. And what they’ve done is they had a doctor talk about how President Trump sped up and cut through the red tape to get the approval for the therapeutic Remdesivir. We heard from a woman who talked about how President Trump helped improve telehealth. Those are two excellent points from two individuals, but then also there was this video that is just complete revisionism when it came to President Trump’s empirically mishandling of the pandemic early on when he dismissed the threat of the virus, and we still in this nation do not have control of the virus like other western wealthy countries do. We have 4% of the world’s population and more than 20% of the world’s COVID deaths.”

    • Pine_Tree

      somebody remind me what TMITE means

      • Pine_Tree

        wait, is it “The Media Is The Enemy”? I thought of that as I hit “reply”….

      • Tejicano

        Thank you for asking – and answering that question. I’ve realized I have to start writing this stuff down.

        Like CWAA…

      • Agent Cooper

        Christ, what an asshole.

      • Tejicano

        Danke schön!

      • Fatty Bolger

        We need a sidebar with all the acronyms.

  42. Rufus the Monocled

    Since I’m no longer watching sports, the wife managed to ensnare me to watch 90 Day Fiance with her.

    Is it me or is this chick’s Libby’s family a bunch of trouble makers? That brother Charlie has ‘I’m an asshole bully’ written all over him and the sister ‘I’m a mean girl’.

    That Moldovan mother lays out that nice spread for them and they piss all over it.

    • DOOMco

      Ladydoom probably knows what you’re talking about.

    • PieInTheSky

      90 Day Fiance – I don’t know what that mean so I am going to say laaaaame

      • Rufus the Monocled

        Less lame than watching a bunch of whiny bitch-ass ignorant millionaire athletes and coaches bitch and moan lecturing and harassing fans and customers.

      • juris imprudent

        Equally lame.

        Turn off the idiot box and read a book.

      • Rufus the Monocled

        It has indeed been mostly shut off these past few months for me.

    • Viking1865

      Justin (34, from San Jose, California) and Evelin (29, from Cali, Colombia) met while they were both attending a rugby match at the 2013 World Games in Colombia. After their first night together, Justin told Evelin to vacuum and clean the dishes, while he watched a football game.

      _______________

      Setting the standard early.

    • Drake

      I started watching HBO’s ‘Lovecraft Country’ out of boredom and you know, Lovecraft. Set in the 50’s, it’s way over the top with the segregation stuff – with a racist black-lynching county sheriff in the middle of Massachusetts. That took me out of the story in a bunch of ways.

      • Cancelled

        Why over the top? Massachusetts was far more racist than most of the south. Still is.

      • UnCivilServant

        The manner in which it manifested has always had its own character

      • Drake

        Yes – the scenes were preposterous. Racist sheriff and deputies chasing blacks down dirt roads in Marlborough, MA.

        MA Sheriffs have little authority outside the jails. Pretty sure Marlborough had paved roads in the 50s.

      • Brawndo

        Considering how shitty those roads are, I assumed they’d been around since the 20s

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Saw at least one episode a couple of years ago (not my viewing choice); probably nobody then is still on it but the affianced were from Holland, Brazil, Nigeria. And now I know from promos (again, not in charge of the remote) that the crazy plastic surgery lady with the hectoring Dutch ex is getting a show with her sister.

  43. Pope Jimbo

    I have a buddy who bought a 24′ boat and keeps it docked in Kenosha. He loved that boat for a couple years and then – like all boat owners – began to resent the cost (in money and time) that that boat consumed.

    I’ll have to send him an email and see if he managed to talk some rioters into burning his boat down to the waterline for the insurance money.

    • PieInTheSky

      was it insured against arson?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s the truth about boats unless you’re wealthy enough to pay others to take care of it without noticing the financial dent. The only boat I didn’t get pissed off at myself for owning is my current one, a 12 foot jon boat with a 5 horse motor.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ve got a 16′ old Alumacraft that I inherited and put a new 10hp motor on. And even that ends up eating up too much time in maintenance.

      • l0b0t

        So you would recommend I not pursue my poorly thought out buy this dirt cheap sportfisher on Craigslist and live aboard so as to avoid outrageous NYC rents plan?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What’s it cost to rent a slip in NYC?

      • l0b0t

        The marina about half a mile away quoted me $950 for a slip with water/sewage, pay for my own electric. Rents here in The Rockaways/Long Beach start around $1500 for a studio or 1 bedroom.

    • Mostly Peaceful JaimeRoberto

      A boat is a hole in the water that you throw your money into.

  44. Scruffy Nerfherder

    Tard Tuesday: Paging Robc, Robc To The Courtesy Georgist Phone

    Pop quiz: 100 people live on an island and there are 100 houses, what’s the most efficient way to distribute them?

    If you said “one house to each person”, you are an ignorant fool who doesn’t understand economics. The answer is “whatever makes the most profit for the landlords”.

    • robc

      sigh.

      My work is never done. Good thing I don’t have a twitter account to respond.

      • robc

        And this isn’t really a Georgist problem to solve anyway, as its about houses, not the land.

        George would say the houses belong to the person who built them (or paid to have them built, or bought them from the builder, or etc).

    • leon

      I just love islands that have natural free standing houses growing on them.

      • robc

        I believe those are called caves.

      • robc

        There was the planet in Hitchhikers series that had the sentient mattresses.

    • PieInTheSky

      Hold one goddamn minute. Linking existentialcomics is my shtick. You muscling in on my turf?

      • Sean

        I think there is currently an opening for someone who posts T&A pics.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What did happen to Q?

      • Tejicano

        Sounds like he’s been spoken for… ie: He’s become matrimonially inclined

      • UnCivilServant

        He was already married, but now there’s a child on the way.

      • Tejicano

        That’s right. I knew it had something to do with boobs.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I miss everything around here…why did he leave?

      • Sean

        I believe it’s a temporary disconnect kind of thing.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Ah cool. I guess I was here the morning JB told us we all suck.

        Whatever happened to Pat?

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        if you go back to 2018 articles, there’s a whole list of commenters who don’t swing by anymore.

        le sad

      • PieInTheSky

        Personally I blame those damn foreigners hanging about

      • PieInTheSky

        He basically said he needed a break to clear his head. I assume from politics in general not glibs in particular.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Stepping back on occasion is probably a good move.

      • robc

        I left TOS for 2 months after JsubD died. It was always temporary, but I needed a break.

      • Rebel Scum

        Vacation?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        DU is boring these days. It’s BAD ORANGEMAN 24/7. I wish they would bring back some of the unmitigated hero worship of their Democratic saviours. That stuff is like crack.

        But fine, I’ll leave the Portland commie twit to you.

        *mumbles incoherently, shuffles off to scour the tard web*

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Distribute them? What kind of assholery is this?

    • Pope Jimbo

      distribute them

      There is your problem.

      The right answer is whoever built them gets to live in the houses. Free loaders who sat around doing nothing, don’t get to distribute shit.

      • juris imprudent

        The houses miraculously sprang from the ground, like mushrooms.

    • Suthenboy

      It is pretty obvious that whoever that is has some mental issues. Serious mental issues.

    • R C Dean

      I guess in his world, there are no families.

      Or at least no one who wants to live with him.

      • UnCivilServant

        Family puts blood above the collective and must be destroyed.

        /I hate that this isn’t satire.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      The muff diver?

    • leon

      I saw this only because Sargon did a video pleading to ShoeOnHead to stop being a commie.

      • PieInTheSky

        ShoeOnHead is a moron. I never got the appeal. Also not really that hot.

      • leon

        Yes, but the Libertarian Movement seems to be full of simps, so you see here around every once in a while.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Her saving grace is her anti-SJWism and that’s about it. She is cute in that kind of quirky girl I hung around with as a freshman in college kind of way but she’s also an unabashed Bernie supporter so you’re correct about her being a moron.

      • Chipwooder

        I appreciate her videos ripping SJWs but yeah, on the whole she’s dumb as a brick.

      • CPRM

        She is someone I would have attempted to have sex with when I was young if I had not had the morals I have. I assume that is the appeal.

    • Agent Cooper

      They used “a tiny bit” unironically.

    • R C Dean

      C’mon, is anyone surprised that Jezebel is anti-thin people?

  45. Rebel Scum

    Trump needs this guy as a center point in his campaign.

    “I’m speaking to you today because I’ve seen people like this before. I’ve seen movements like this before. I’ve seen ideas like this before and I’m here to tell you, we cannot let them take over our country,” Álvarez asserted, referring both to Democrat Party presidential nominee Joe Biden and to the socialist faction of the party that largely supported rival Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT). …

    “Those false promises — spread the wealth, defund the police, trust a socialist state more than your family and your community — they don’t sound radical to my ears. They sound familiar,” he continued. “When Fidel Castro was asked if he was a communist, he said he was a Roman Catholic. He knew he had to hide the truth. But the country I was born in is gone, totally destroyed.”

    “When I watch the news in Seattle and Chicago and Portland, when I see history being rewritten, when I hear the promises—I hear echoes of a former life I never wanted to hear again. I see shadows I thought I had outrun,” Álvarez continued. “I heard the promises of Fidel Castro. And I can never forget all those who grew up around me, who looked like me, who suffered and starved and died because they believed those empty promises. They swallowed the communist poison pill.”

    • Tundra

      My next door neighbor came from Laos as a refugee. She said pretty much the same thing the other day. Commie ideas are worse than viruses.

    • leon

      Yeah, but where is the message of Hope? / Jake Taper

    • Suthenboy

      As far as I can tell that view is unanimous with people who have first hand experience with commie rat-fucks yet so many here have a collectivist mentality and cant help but stick their dick in the hornet’s nest.

      • Viking1865

        Propaganda is effective as hell. Like, take medical care for example. The vision stupid people have of socialized healthcare is that its just as good and just as fast as their healthcare here, but it’s all free. A former coworker was taking time off to get his knee replaced. He said “Yeah I’ve had to get it done for a while but I waited till we left Vancouver and moved back here.” Office Prog says “Why not get it done in Canada? They have much better healthcare than we do.” Guy just looks at her and goes “Uh, not really. I was on the list for 10 months when we moved back here.”

        Or housing. They think they get to keep the same house they have now, but it’s free. They never think they’ll be herded into poorly constructed Brutalist concrete apartment blocks with communal bathrooms.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Saving is so passe’

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Less choice in structuring your 401K is a good thing.

      Get fucked Joe.

    • mrfamous

      Not exactly re-assuring to the panic mongers who worry that, someday, the Dems will come for their 401k.

      • robc

        There is a reason I don’t have a Roth. Primarily that I prefer the tax break up front, but also because it is an easy target. With my regular 401k/IRA, I know I am going to be paying taxes when I take the money out – it is only a tax deferment. But that tax free growth in the Roth is a sweet target.

    • robc

      “If I’m in the zero percent tax bracket, and I’m paying payroll taxes, not income taxes, I don’t get any real benefit from putting a dollar in the 401(k),”

      If you are in the zero bracket, you put the money into a Roth-401(k) instead (or a Roth IRA). Since that is post-tax, it has no cost to you, but it grows tax free and you can take it out tax free.

      Assuming standard deduction, to be in the 0% bracket you are making less than $12400 single or $24800 married, so probably have better uses for your money, at this time, than putting it in retirement. The biggest reason to put into a 401k at that point is the free matching money from your employer. And you are getting that tax free regardless of income level.

      • R C Dean

        If you are in 0% bracket, I’m thinking you are either committing tax fraud or don’t have enough money to worry about saving anything.

        And you do get a benefit from a 401(k) regardless of the tax deduction: tax deferred earnings on the account.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        If you’re making 75k-100k in a two-worker household, you can max out both 401Ks and have all or most of your income in the 0% tax bracket. Then you get bonuses like EIC credits, savers credits, and 100% subsidized healthcare. There’s a guy on BogleHeads doing this with something like a 100k HHI.

      • R C Dean

        But that is using the 401(k) deduction to shelter your income. Mr. 0% up there is saying he’s in the 0% bracket with no 401(k) deductions.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Agreed. Just pointing out not everyone in the 0% tax bracket is in that position. There’s apparently a lot of money for appearing to be though through your 401k.

    • leon

      The whole article is a big explainer on why the Rich people deserve getting fucked because they are rich so anything that benefits them must be evil.

    • Suthenboy

      They have been trying to get their hands on 401Ks for over a decade.

      • SUPREME OVERLORD trshmnstr

        I’ve told my wife that 401k confiscation is my line in the sand. I toil away for decades and Uncle Sugar takes the fruits to send to people who spent every penny they had and more on frivolities?

        No, I’ll drain that fucker dry and spend every penny of it before that happens. And then I’ll get angry.

    • invisible finger

      What a retarded article.

      “People that pay less in taxes get smaller tax breaks.”

      No shit, Sherlock.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Am I missing something? From what I read, it would replace the tax deduction with a 26% refundable tax credit. That would be a huge advantage for the vast majority of people, especially those not living in high-tax blue states.

      The refundable part makes it not good for the budget as a whole, but I’d take that deal in a second over the current tax deduction. Unless there’s other shit in there I missed or wasn’t in the article.

      • Nephilium

        As there’s no bill written yet, this is all spitballing. But… off the top of my head I see the following issues:

        The removal of the tax break for the company matching side. This could cause companies to move away from offering matching (not the worst thing in the world).

        When the next tax increase comes, if we’re under the current rules, the 401(k) laws don’t need to be updated. The deposits are already tax deductible. When this gets changed to a refundable tax credit, it’ll require that law to be updated every time there’s a change in the tax laws.

    • R C Dean

      Biden would instead “equalize” the incentive system by ending such deductions and replacing them with flat tax credits for each dollar saved. The campaign isn’t saying what that percentage would be, but the Urban-Brookings Tax Policy Center has estimated a 26 percent credit would be roughly revenue neutral over the first 20 years and beyond, which the Biden campaign is aiming for.

      Under this plan, someone earning $600,000 would get the same tax break as someone making $60,000 — an identical $260 tax credit for their $1,000 retirement contribution. The credit would also be refundable, so someone earning too little for the credit to fully offset their income tax liability would still get the full tax credit.

      There you go. Refundable tax credit. Which means, welfare via the IRS. Not only that, a tax credit which exceeds, in lower brackets, the marginal tax rate. Which makes it a “wealth” transfer (since this is all going to be funded by more borrowing, I’m thinking its yet another intergenerational wealth transfer).

      Nothing perks up an economy like yet another drag on capital formation.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The thing is, most of the media agrees with her, Steve.

      • R C Dean

        They hate you and want you dead. Its not that hard.

    • PieInTheSky

      while everyone seems to think off course gyms spread covid, I have not seen a single serious study showing gyms are a major transition vector and several suggesting they are not. Let alone many other health benefits of gym going. And the fact that peoples livelihood is at steak.

      I though the arizona governor was supposed to be pro business or some shit

      • Suthenboy

        “I have not seen a single serious study”

        You could have stopped there.

      • R C Dean

        Ducey is weak. As always, a crisis has tested the system and found the weak links. He’s a typical go-along Chamber of Commerce GOPer. His sole concern throughout this has been staying firmly in the stampeding herd of governors.

        This killed his political career, and he knows it, and is doing a particularly repellent passive-aggressive thing in response.

      • mrfamous

        Ducey was clearly planning on running against Sinema in 2024 for Senate but is now toast.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    In reality, small business promotion is mostly a bad idea. Small businesses pay lower wages, provide worse benefits, are often exempt from important worker protections, and are incompatible with the way unionization works in the US.

    This Mom and pop problem will only be solved when the means of production (and distribution) is all owned by Big Brother. Everyone will be a unionized employee of the government, and we will have our Paradise on Earth.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The left has always been AOK with being a small cog in a big wheel, or at least they’ve always been AOK with others being that cog. They, of course, always see themselves as being a shot caller.

    • AlexinCT

      Don’t mind the stack of bodies over there. Them is the Kulaks and wreckers…..

    • R C Dean

      Remember when the left was bitching about bank bailouts and “too big to fail”?

      They are like toddlers, with the inability to remember anything more than about a fifteen minutes ago.

    • Rhywun

      incompatible with the way unionization works in the US

      You know what their real cause is when they slip it in at the end like that.

  47. Festus' Mustache

    Had a “Streety” come up last week and demand a ride across town when I pulled up in front of one my sites. When I declined and laughed in her face she looked at me like I had just kicked her dog. “Are you kidding? I don’t know you! I need to work. Right here, right now!” They have become emboldened. Gee, I wonder why?

    • leon

      What’s a streety? A hooker?

      • Festus' Mustache

        The walking dead. We have a few hundred infesting our downtown area.

    • PieInTheSky

      Streety?

      • Swiss Servator

        Street person … a homeless person.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    There’s few ideas more destructive that permeate our society than the idea that businesses exist for the purpose of providing jobs for its employees.

    Look. They’re called “employers” for a reason. They exist for the sole purpose of handing out checks on Friday.

  49. leon

    It’s been a year but i’m finally getting back to my Pre-Covid/Pre-Back Snap lifting levels at the gym. Feels good.

    • PieInTheSky

      got that squat past 100 pounds again?

      • leon

        You know it.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Had a “Streety” come up last week and demand a ride across town

    No blowjob? What is the world coming to?

    • Festus' Mustache

      It wasn’t very funny when it happened.

  51. PieInTheSky

    How have gender gaps in schooling changed since 1890?

    My blog on a new paper by Baten, @MichieldeHaas
    , Kempter & @FelixMzS1

    I discuss their four ‘surprising’ findings & why gender gaps in schooling persist in Sub-Saharan Africa.

    https://twitter.com/_alice_evans/status/1298155330661232640

    • Translucent Chum

      Can’t read, Baten.

  52. Festus' Mustache

    I need to get some shut-eye. I’m extremely pissed-off at what is happening right now and in a terrible personal rut. All of the things that I used to take some semblance of joy in are beige or merely ignored. It’s not just the Politics, either. Have a better one, Friends!

    • PieInTheSky

      in a terrible personal rut – try an orgy. might help.

      • Festus' Mustache

        ^ Dandy response!

      • Festus' Mustache

        Ah Glibs! So constructive! So caring! (I had that coming, for I am a glib asshole)

  53. PieInTheSky

    This will be like a game of spot the ball, but there are actually 2 low flying military helicopters in this shot, not too far away.Pinch and zoom to see if you can spot them

    https://twitter.com/Glyndle/status/1296541230814420993

  54. Mojeaux

    @Trashy, re your discussion of a savings vehicle yesterday. It’s not much, but my SmartyPig account yields 1.25%. It’s not 3%, but it’s better than anything else I’ve looked around at.

    • Gender Traitor

      Just checked rates at my employer. Gotta open a 60-month Jumbo ($100K) CD to get that rates. But Cap & Gown College Savings for a kid age 0 to 8 is paying 1.55% APY.

      • UnCivilServant

        🙁 I can’t afford to tie up that much money for five years.

        Besides, over five years there are other vehicles with better returns and similar risk.

      • Mojeaux

        Apparently the S&P 500.

      • Mojeaux

        Not bad, but shouldn’t a savings account like that be 0 to 18? Or does it sit there for 10 years collecting 0.25%?

        I don’t remember what my kids’ passbook savings account got, but XX’s “high-yield” money market account appears to get 0.1%. High yield.

        We opened a second savings account that had something ridiculous like 2.5%. I got all het up then realized that was on the first $1,500 and after that it was 0.92%. Um, no.

      • Gender Traitor

        The “Cap & Gown” rate listed for a kid age 9-14 is 1.05% APY.

      • Mojeaux

        Oops. I lied. Today it’s 1.1%.

  55. Drake

    See if you can spot the differences between these 2 people trying to defend their property.

    One

    Two

    • PieInTheSky

      racism?

    • leon

      I love when they freak out about “The value of property has nothing on the value of life”. Stay mad Bitch.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    Flowery rhetoric

    Amid so much injury, how do we begin to heal? Given this country’s inescapable legacy, I wondered if it was even possible to convince people that—even if we cannot escape it—we can overcome our past. But if we are ever to hold this nation accountable, we must force it to construct a future that offers us the same opportunities for wealth, prosperity and success as the ground-floor profiteers who built an empire with our free labor. We deserve the interest earned from those Confederate dollars and the refund of our tax dollars handed out to our white brothers and sisters in the New Deal while our neighborhoods were redlined. We want the return on our investment from when our local tax dollars funded schools our children couldn’t attend. We want actual liberty and justice not just for some Americans, but for all.

    ——-

    For more than 400 years, the only path to the American Dream was an access-restricted, privately owned road. Black Americans have never been free to harvest the fruit of America’s bounty, even though we were forced to do the field work. Ensuring that every citizen has the same opportunity to succeed and flourish—regardless of class, gender or skin color—is as patriotic a principle as declaring “no taxation without representation.” It is the only way to guarantee life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

    The activists who tossed chests of tea into the ocean to protest economic injustice were patriots. But they were also oppressors, unwilling to extend the freedoms for which they fought to everyone. America’s wealth was built on the slave labor of Black people: this is our past. To live up to America’s ideals, we must trust in a Black vision of the future.

    It’s like a puff pastry. When you bite into it, it’s nothing but air.

    • Mojeaux

      But oh, so buttery.

      • Mojeaux

        I am totally in love with that house.

      • l0b0t

        If it were tan with brown roofing, and lightly less glass, it could pass for every public school and beachside facility built by the State of Florida in the 1970s – 1980s. Surmounting those sloping roofs was a regular feature of youthful monkeyshines on the South Gulf coast.

      • Drake

        You’ll never get to throw stones…

    • Chipwooder

      Black Americans have never been free to harvest the fruit of America’s bounty

      Striking words coming from a guy worth $150 million.

      • leon

        I think that is a deep insight into why “racial/Identity” politics has aligned so well with the elites and that they are forming the broad coalition of Democrat supporters. Because by making oppression about “systemic racisim” it allows some of the most privileged people to claim oppression. This is how you get Michell Obama tut-tuting about racism against her when she was first lady. Bitch you were the most powerful woman in the world. I think you can stand to get past a few racist in Appalachia calling you names.

  57. Count Potato

    “This week, popular news site The Hill intentionally misled Americans about the danger of COVID in schools. Here’s its headline:

    What The Hill didn’t tell you in the headline was that the 600 staffers contracted coronavirus over five months…while schools were closed.”

    https://p2a.co/EYlpvBe

    • leon

      The Wife and i like talking walks around the million dollar mansions. We went a few weeks ago and almost every one had a “Black Lives Matter”/”Were good Leftists” sign on them.

      • Viking1865

        Was at a stoplight yesterday. BMW with the 1st Biden-Harris sticker I have seen, next to a busted up old Astro van with a ladder on the roof and a Trump Pence bumper sticker.

        It really does seem like a realignment of the parties. All the Kennebunkport Republicans jumping ship to the Democrats.

      • invisible finger

        I wonder which car was paid for.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    Keep fear alive

    New Covid-19 cases in the US may be on the decline but some officials across the country’s heartland reported worrisome news this week.
    Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly said Monday the state had reached an “unfortunate milestone” by reporting at least one case of the virus in every county.
    The state’s infection rate, she said, “continues an alarming trend in the wrong direction.”
    To make matters worse, Kelly said, as college students return to campus, several clusters have been reported at universities across the state. Last week, the University of Kansas reported more than 80 cases of the virus. The college is among dozens of others across the country that have reported Covid-19 cases after students moved into dorms.

    In Kentucky, Gov. Andy Beshear warned cases could spike again as the state reported more deaths last week than “in any other week battling the virus.”
    Beshear said the state is seeing “troubling signs” and is at “the same moment that Kentucky was at in the beginning of the summer.”
    “More people are trying to get out of the quarantine than the health department has recommended,” the governor said.
    The governors’ messages come as the country’s seven-day average of daily deaths dipped below 1,000 over the weekend for the first time since July, offering hope that the summer surge may be waning. But with experts’ grim forecasts for what the fall and winter could look like in the US, health experts say now isn’t the time to ease prevention measures.

    We cannot relax our stranglehold on the economy or the daily lives of the plebs. We’ve got them just about where we want them.

    • leon

      New Covid-19 cases in the US may be on the decline but some officials across the country’s heartland reported worrisome news this week.
      Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly said Monday the state had reached an “unfortunate milestone” by reporting at least one case of the virus in every county.
      The state’s infection rate, she said, “continues an alarming trend in the wrong direction.”

      ^^^ Grasping at straws

      • CPRM

        Better be paper straws! Otherwise you’ll kill the turtles! (odd how both these panics came from school projects by kids, maybe we should let kids vote, they seem to science awesome)

      • Mojeaux

        I cannot stand that commie cunte. So glad I don’t live on the Kansas side. Poor LJW.

      • R C Dean

        To be fair, Kansas is building to its third peak. Which is a very odd pattern.

      • Mojeaux

        She went on full lockdown immediately and it has largely stayed that way.

        She has a very kind, concerned grandmotherly way about her that takes the sting out of it unless you’re paying attention.

    • Idle Hands

      What do these people think the economy is going to look like? we may be in store for double digit unemployment in q4 they keep this shit up.

  59. The Late P Brooks

    Iowa’s health department confirmed the first death of a child from Covid-19 complications in a news release this week. The child was under the age of five and died in June, according to the release. The child also had “significant underlying health conditions,” health officials said.

    Earlier this month, a 6-year-old girl became the youngest person in Florida to die of Covid-19 complications. In July, health officials reported the death of a 9-year-old girl who also died of Covid-19 complications. Kimora “Kimmie” Lynum had no known underlying health conditions, her family said.

    The children’s deaths come as many schools across the country have welcomed students back to class, while others have opted to begin the year remotely.

    Three children (THREE!) out of millions of school age kids have died. We can’t reopen the schools. It’ll be a bloodbath!

    “Kimora “Kimmie” Lynum had no known underlying health conditions, her family said.”

    That’s what they always say when some random kid dies of a heart attack on the football field, too.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s what they always say when some random kid dies of a heart attack on the football field, too.

      “The amphetamines, steroids, and antidepressants couldn’t possibly have had any impact.”

    • R C Dean

      I wonder how many children have drowned this year. I’m pretty sure more will die from drowning than from the ‘Vid. Yet we aren’t filling in swimming pools and dynamiting boat ramps.

  60. The Late P Brooks

    Rounding up the strays

    FDA Commissioner Stephen Hahn issued a mea culpa late Monday, conceding that he had overstated the benefits of convalescent plasma as a treatment of coronavirus at a press conference last weekend with President Donald Trump.

    Hahn had been the subject of intense criticism following his appearance Sunday alongside the president.

    “I have been criticized for remarks I made Sunday night about the benefits of convalescent plasma. The criticism is entirely justified,” the commissioner said in a string of tweets. “What I should have said better is that the data show a relative risk reduction not an absolute risk reduction.”

    While the therapy is considered safe, plasma has not yet been proven effective against the coronavirus.

    ——-

    Several leading scientists — including a Johns Hopkins University researcher leading randomized, controlled trials of plasma — have said they can’t figure out how the administation arrived at its 35-to-1 statistic, based on the data the Mayo team published this month.

    In a statement released Sunday, the FDA said plasma “does not yet represent a new standard of care based on the current available evidence.”

    “We unfortunately do not have randomized trials for convalescent plasma but must make decisions based on what we do have from the Mayo Clinic expanded access program,” Hahn wrote on Twitter on Monday. “The decision was based on significant data from the Mayo Clinic and other reliable sources plus a century of experience with convalescent plasma.”

    If President Cartoon Villain wants it, we must resist by any means.

    • CPRM

      We can’t know if this works, it’s too early! But we do know a vaccine is coming and you must stay home until we have it!

      • Idle Hands

        It wouldn’t be so bad but it’s more like know we know this works but we don’t know how well.

    • Count Potato

      Hydroxychloroquine 2: Electric Boogaloo

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Clinical experience shows it works and what’s the harm if it doesn’t? The one guy just got his wording wrong and was clarifying which is fine. The other people trying to tear down this treatment can get fucking fucked. I’ve never seen so many terrible people who are allergic to good news in my life.

    • Drake

      Clean Water Action Alliance?

  61. Mojeaux

    Had to drive 150 miles for my great-aunt’s funeral yesterday. I saw very few signs and no bumper stickers for anybody. Biden had 2 signs. Trump et al had 1. This was all farm/rural country. The nice places had the Biden signs. The run-down place had the Trump sign.

  62. Rebel Scum

    Cuomo: We are the propaganda arm of the DNC and I can prove it.

    “[A]gain, well, who are people going to believe? We’ll see who makes the better case. And yeah, you can fact-check it to death. We could fact-check this convention all night. People were saying you didn’t fact-check the Democrats. They are not lying, the way Trump does. Do politicians lie? Of course, both parties engage in it. Yes, I’ll give you the full ‘Guilfoyle.’ But not like Donald Trump. Nobody lies the way this man does, has, and will that I’ve ever seen in politics. So — he’s lying to you.”

    Hidin’ Biden’s campaign is based on veritably false narrative about the Charlottesville incident. Did you fact check that?

    • The Other Kevin

      Got on FB today, saw one of my lefty friends posted something about “Can you believe all these lies!”, got off FB.

      • leon

        The wilful desire to be led into a narrative where your “team” is good and the other is bad is sad.

    • Chipwooder

      Never forget that this oatmeal-brained nepot conducted giggly interviews with his smarter but more repulsive brother while said brother’s policies caused the needless death of thousands of elderly people.

    • Idle Hands

      in all honesty it’s going to be hilarious seeing, the charlottesville incident get more space in the textbooks than the BLM riots of 2020.

      • CPRM

        One night where one person was killed in a questionable incident, vs 3 months of burning and looting, but at least the DNC doesn’t think there are good people on both sides!

  63. Chipwooder

    This is fucking repulsive, and I say that as someone who generally hates raccoons as I spent much of my childhood picking up trash from the backyard where they had scattered it after dumping the cans.

    Seriously, how shitty a person do you have to be to do this?

    • Rhywun

      Welp, I tapped out after the baseball bat made an appearance.

      Holy fucking shit.

      • Chipwooder

        Clearly you have a problem with peaceful protesting!

    • leon

      It is an awful thing to do. I still don’t think calling it murder is warranted.

      • Chipwooder

        No, murder is used when a human is killed. Anyone who gratuitously, brutally kills an animal like that for absolutely no reason is still a scumbag who deserves to be beaten in kind.

      • leon

        Agreed.

        It’s just a pet pevee of mine, along with the expression ‘Murdered him to death’. Yeah i know what murder means.

    • CPRM

      BLM wants segregation and is out killing koons…

  64. Count Potato

    “You know what would be a great way to open Day 1 of #RNC2020? @realdonaldtrump
    invoking Insurrection Act to quell coordinated anarchy in Portland, Seattle, Denver, Chicago, and Kenosha BEFORE it all goes totally nuclear.

    Don’t want to hear about 4-D chess. Crack heads now.”

    https://twitter.com/michellemalkin/status/1298024096790392834

    FWIW, this seems to be an increasingly popular sentiment.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It is unfortunately. People are sick of this shit and are desperate to see something done but that’s not the answer.

    • Suthenboy

      It is an emotional response and very understandable but the way to handle it is to win the election and then hunt everyone of them, their handlers, enablers and financiers then throw them in prison. No more kid gloves, real time in a real, no-shit prison.

      • l0b0t

        INDEED! The overwhelming force/shock & awe response from FedGov is exactly what these folk are trying to provoke. Offer assistance to the Governors but do not deploy troops. The hopeful child in me wants the whole alphabet soup of FedGov intelligence apparatus working diligently in the background to root out financiers and enablers but they’re likely too busy working on Impeachment II: Orange Boogaloo.

    • leon

      Riots (at least on the magnitude we are seeing) are something States are completely capable of handling. The fact that they won’t should be telling.

  65. The Late P Brooks

    Clinical experience shows it works and what’s the harm if it doesn’t? The one guy just got his wording wrong and was clarifying which is fine. The other people trying to tear down this treatment can get fucking fucked. I’ve never seen so many terrible people who are allergic to good news in my life.

    The Dog-in-the-Manger Party.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s a good study design and I didn’t realize they did it that way. Not double blind, sure, but close enough in the middle of a pandemic.

      • leon

        President Trump said the action was political. There is no medical reason to do this. Fauci and allies insisted that a randomized control trial be done. That would be highly unethical at this point and certainly result in extra deaths in those randomized to the control.

        This is what “Rule by the Scientists” means. Joe Biden wants to make sure your life is ruled by people who just want to poke and probe you for their own research dick schlonging contests.

      • invisible finger

        It’s quite clear that Fauci knows absolutely nothing about medicine and patient care.

      • Tundra

        He’s straight-up evil.

    • Rhywun

      Good. Stay the fuck out of my neighborhood.

      I spotted my first BLM march the other day, looking out my living room onto my corner. One dude with a megaphone and maybe three hangers-on.

    • Chipwooder

      “gave way”, as if it were an inevitable force of nature.

      • CPRM

        It is, in Trump’s America. When Biden wins all the Blacks will kneel before him and be quelled of their innate hostilities, because he won’t put them back in chains and he chose a Sassy Black lady to be his house ni…vice president.

    • Rebel Scum

      gave way to fires and destruction

      Uh huh. . .

    • invisible finger

      Gave way… in a matter of seconds.

  66. The Late P Brooks

    we aren’t filling in swimming pools and dynamiting boat ramps.

    Not yet, anyway.

    Once we get the benevolent, caring leadership we deserve, however…