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- MORE MONKEE ESCAPE!
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Keep watch for the monkeys! People always try to put them down. If you find them, put them in a barrel, I heard that’s fun!
I didn’t catch the art piece’s name. Was it ” bottom of the dumpster at the paint store?”
It was called “Fighting White Oppression by ignoring competence.”
Alternate title: “Trolling the dopey elites”.
That’s truth in advertising.
“Toddler smears shit after eating fruit loops”
Just to let you know NFT’s are usually for intangible, and therefore easily replicated, digital “assets”. An NFT in and of itself does not confer copyright. NFT’s are basically self-referential. The NFT confers ownership of itself, then points to a computer file (eg. jpg, video, etc.) off the blockchain as being authentic. Therefore, it’s non-fungible because it can’t be split into smaller parts. As far as I know, that the owner or creator of the computer file won’t create another NFT for the same thing is pretty much a pinky swear at this point.
Although, again as far as I know, anyone can mint an NFT of anything, including non-transferable or physical assets. I think some guy on reddit made an non-fungible token of his balls.
But I’m already getting ready to shit on a canvas and set up an NFT?
Damnit.
You still can!
“20-25 monkeys escape during construction project at German zoo”
Hollywood’s calling for the movie rights, singing hey baby let’s keep in touch
Oops, that should be babe not baby.
Meh, those monkeys will probably just get jobs doing scat porn. They’re pretty good at throwing shit around.
They’re pretty good at throwing shit around.
Or maybe jobs in journalism?
Give them enough typewriters and enough time…
Relevant
Golf.
Clap.
I heard that, given enough time with a typewriter, they’d do a much better job.
15-30 minutes?
So the monkeys could make big bucks as “professional” graffiti artists?
They already do. We call them “teenagers.”
If they’re in Germany and it’s scat, yes.
I haven’t been around for a while. No special reason, just life.
I missed you guys. This is the best place on the internet.
That is all.
TULPA!!!!!!
The most recent reports I’ve seen still have the Cincinnati monkeys on the loose. Maybe the ‘vid is making them intelligent?
Ape shall not kill ape.
Impossible. The vid makes people dumb and paranoid. Why would other primates fare differently?
I thought the Cincinatti Monkeys was the new name for the baseball team, since the old name appropriated the name of a popular sedative from the old days?
The Cincinnati ‘Ludes?
Read the yellow part.
Hah! it’s not yellow in the link. I guess you’ll have to read a ‘lil more of it.
No. It’s just made everyone else stupid.
Whatever you do don’t shoot them. If I have to live through another Harambe fiasco…
At least I’d have another reason to pull my dick out.
We’re supposed to have reasons now?
Theoretically speaking.
After Breyer denounces court-packing, some critics are saying he should resign already, preferably to make room for a black woman.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9456255/Liberals-call-Supreme-Court-Justice-Stephen-Breyer-retire-criticized-court-packing.html
“It would erode trust in the judicial system”
That’s funny coming from a hack like Breyer.
He makes second rate ice cream too.
Back in the day, their black raspberry was my favorite.
Of course, that’s a lot of years ago.
They don’t even call it ice cream anymore.
Carman makes the best black raspberry; no idea of their area of distribution.
Like Janice Rogers Brown?
It helps to remember that in topsy-turvy world, ascribing liberal Democrat ideology to all females of color is the not-racist option.
From ZeroHedge:
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/us-economy-now-run-women
Here’s a great quote from the article:
“U.S. states run by women also had less Covid-19 deaths, a new study by the American Psychological Association recently showed.”
Gretchen Whitmer for the APA on line one.
Fuck off APA. Have you figured out what’s wrong with you yet? Keep trying, but leave the rest of us alone.
I got nuthin’
This is by far the dumbest observation about COVID I’ve heard yet.
It’s Saturday, things are still generally locked down, so new traditions continue. Link for the Zoom/Happy Hour/Fed honeytrap, which I’ll kick off at 20:00 Eastern.
Silicone Saturday amirite?
https://archive.li/0IVDP
I like big boobs, I cannot lie.
But some of those I must deny.
Baby’s got rack.
Number 1 frightens me. I suspect a silicone explosion in the near future.
*peeks*
OFFS.
Sometimes less is more.
When Lindsey Pelas is the average looking one, there is a problem.
ttps://twitter.com/Charlie_Hebdo_/status/1380566929434423303
What’s French for “based af”?
What’s French for “based af”?
“Mes proches.”
You’re welcome.
And this isn’t even Florida…
‘Five dog tags found in belly of South Carolina monster gator…
‘…Two of the tags were legible and one phone number still worked,” Cordray’s revealed in a Facebook post.
‘When Cordray staff called the number, the man answering the phone “confirmed he’d lost a hound dog 24 years earlier while hunting leased property near where the alligator was killed,” according to the local CBS station.’
https://nypost.com/2021/04/10/five-dog-tags-found-in-belly-of-south-carolina-monster-gator/
Wouldn’t a gator’s stomach acid dissolve a metal tag within 24 years?
Do I look like a gator-enterologist?
https://mobile.twitter.com/moe_kaito/status/1380675848056012800
I’d like to know more.
No quarter, no retreat!
https://www.ex-roadmedia.ru/auto/all-terrain-vehicle/news/khomyaki-nachali-ploditsya
There is video.
It was doing a fine job of wood-chipping those fallen trees.
Did it also take part in stealing the 16 election?
I’d still take a Sherp.
Alt-text for the picture:
STEVE SMITH SIT AT KEYBOARD; POUND ONE OUT.
That’s the second thing today that can take a pounding.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyjF5hUWUAIbjcF.jpg
To soon?
Good lord…
Majestic!
I am no forensic specialist, but me thinks that may have been photoshopped.
Two of a kind beats a royal blush.
To[o] soon?
Yep.
Thank’s Ted! 🙂
Your welcome. ?
Skinamax just picked up the final season of The Crown.
El oh el.
PS: nice rack.
Better than Elizabeth I’s –
https://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/Torture-in-the-Tower-of-London/
Now that’s funny
I got yer monkey right here.
*flashes gang sign*
“Anywhere that requires parallel parking hates Chinese people.”
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1380952783956873219
Another national treasure for the U.S.
She and Burge need to get the Congressional Medal of Freedom or something.
We can’t claim her, like The Shat, she’s your national treasure.
Yeah, but like The Shat, she’s doin’ her best work in the U.S.
If anyone dropping in now needs their BP raised, check out cyto’s and scruffy’s last two posts in the dead thread. JFC. It’s right out of a primer for how to crash a civilization. Except that such a primer would be at a much slower speed.
Is it though? What if that shit ends the illusion that to be a productive member of society one needs the right credentials? Granted I am a half wit, but I refuse to believe the smart kids growing up now have to go to a university with a prestiges name to learn something. The entire world is online now. I say save the smart kids the SJW indoctrination and let them excel.
I’ve never met anyone with an upper level degree who had a job anybody couldn’t do. My gardeners could do a better job teaching than our teachers, FFS. As far as tranny’s go, I doubt there’s a huge number of people who really want to be in that shit show. Teens rebel, it’s what they do. The cheerleaders are loud, but that can’t really count for much. Maybe I’m just optimistic.
I realize your statement is hyperbole. Just about every MBA I know could do the typical factory or retail or warehouse or clerk job that existed in his/her company, but virtually none of those in said jobs could be an actuary, a tax accountant, a loan application reviewer, a logistics analyst, etc. etc.
I am being somewhat hyperbolic, but I still say bullshit. Distill what these people do down to the basics and you could train anyone willing to learn in a matter of a couple of months at worst. Most of these people are faking it in the first place. Think about how much a person really needs to know to accomplish the tasks of any of those positions. It ain’t all that much and it certainly shouldn’t take 6 years or more to learn. If I spent two moths with any of those people, I could do their jobs at a level that at least comes close enough to them. Within a year, I’d match all of them. Emperor, here’s the new clothes. Ever ask yourself what happens when these people are wrong about taxes, business decisions or loan applicants? They’re wrong all the fucking time. Would it really matter if they were wrong because they didn’t use the techniques taught at upper level schools? Doubtful.
You are grossly underestimating the mental faculties required to correctly perform most of the job titles Creech listed.
OR you guys are grossly overestimating it.
I work for a company that has a couple of hundred million dollars budget. It’s ran by retards. There just ain’t no underestimating how hard these people’s jobs are. They are dumb as rocks. Every single decision they make is dead nuts wrong. Don’t tell me they the elite. Don’t tell me the people who dreamt up the mortgage schemes 15 years ago are the fucking elites. The amount of actual knowledge they need to fuck up this badly is miniscule. All of this shit has been done, seat of the pants by uneducated and merely smart people for all of history. Most of them did a better job than the highly degreed elite fucks that are ruining everything right now.
Maybe learn a few tasks in a few months, sure. But I’ve had to work some factory jobs twice during strikes and those of us from the office did pretty well…learned to drive the forklift in one day, polished metal parts in two hours, quality control techniques in one week.
The degree is still useful for one thing: it’s an entry fee to some places you might want to be.
And yeah, there’s lots of examples of people who never finished (or even started!) their degrees/diplomas that went on to greatness, but I’m pretty sure there’s a selection bias going on there, and there’s a lot more people who didn’t finish a degree/diploma who wish they had and are now working at McDonald’s.
There’s always a huge number of people who end up mopping the floors. The question is, would this given person not make it without the magic sheepskin? Playing the numbers always leaves success for just a few, education or not.
If this kid is some super genius he’s not going to reach his full potential learning online.
If he’s a super genius, going to school is a waste of time. He’ll learn what he wants/needs regardless.
Intelligence is no guarantee of success. If he’s going into science or engineering having access to labs, good teachers, working with other students, etc. can make a difference.
Intelligence, coupled with desire is the only mandatory element for success. How many of the people who weaseled their way into good schools via connections or other criterion have failed to succeed? Elon Musk has a BA. He dropped out of Stanford to start building his business. That’s what smart people do. I make more than my wife and I owe about 10k in student loans, she owes 120k. ( I don’t really make all that much, but I could if I choose to and so could she, if she had some hustle)
“Intelligence, coupled with desire is the only mandatory element for success.”
It’s not that simple.
Of course not. Those things are mandatory. They’re not guarantees. You can possibly overcome bad luck. You can definitely overcome ignorance. You can’t overcome stupidity or lack of drive.
Hunter Biden says hi.
The parents of cyto’s nephew should give him a chance to develop his potential. It is not about the credentials. It is about giving him an opportunity. If it cannot be done at MIT or Stanford then consider ETH Zurich or Moscow State University. America might have already descended into the Dark Ages but some other countries are not there yet.
Indeed. He could even head to Oxford or Cambridge, Tubingen, the Sorbonne, etc.
The U.S. definitely ain’t the only game in town when it comes to high-quality, rigorous post-secondary education. I had a chance, back in the day, to go to the London School of Economics before it became polluted by political correctness. I still regret not going.
The primary benefit, in my opinion, to be a bright kid at a prestige school is being thrown together with other bright kids.
It is important to learn that you aren’t the only one and not actually that special.
However, college is turning into just another indoctrination center.
I agree with grizzly that going off shore might be a good idea. Surely all those Asian kids that are being rejected by the big schools must have found some place to go.
That, and making connections with people who will, inevitably, be running things. I knew a guy who made millions off of a video game and he had zero knowledge of coding or computing in general. He got all of his college buddies to do that part and he just created the concept. They got a salary and he got unlimited millions. He was cool A/F too. It was possible because of the friends he made in college.
This is the right answer.
The guys that I used to work with all met in college. They were a bunch of frat brothers. Two of them were super smart the rest were just hangers on. They all got F U money.
And when the time came? I was ldft standing on the outside with worthless shares in the shell company, along with a half dozen other partners who were not really partners, apparently.
College connections are huge. All of those big tech giants hooked up at college.a
Don’t want to say that kid should join the military because that would be a waste – but I bet there are fellowships and internships with DARPA and similar organizations he could apply for – maybe on the nuclear side of things too.
Princeton’s incoming class only has 129 white males.
https://wentworthreport.com/2021/04/08/princeton-admits-only-129-white-american-males/
Princeton and Winston’s mom.
I have more respect for Winston’s Mom.
We all do.
“A class that doesn’t look like America.”
It will be interesting to see what grading instructions are given to the faculty.
Put the accessories on the side by side this afternoon and now it’s ready for action. Instructions for the hitch plate say to center it but the weld seams push it slightly to one side according to my eyes, so hopefully it’s good enough. Couldn’t find my wobble extension to use the torque wrench on one of the bolts either. Value for that one is set to “fuck it, close enough, I hope” ft/lbs.
If it’s any consolation a wobble won’t work with a torque wrench because afaik it has to be perpendicular.
It’d be close enough. Once there’s pressure, it applies that amount of torque for the most part. It’s when you go with straight offsets that you have to really worry. A couple of degrees of canting, not so much.
Besides, most torque specs equal: tight enough to stay tight without being tight enough to break something. Personally, I’d use some loctite and go on the looser end.
most ferrous torque specs equal 80% of ultimate tensile strength
There’s general specs and specific specs. The fastener might like 50-60 ft/lbs in general, but when used on a certain part it shouldn’t exceed 20-30. Of course, most specs are based on clean dry threads. Use some loctite and you can drop them quite a bit, or use some oil and they might want to go up. Generalizing is not usually a good plan. It’s all based on what accomplishes the task. The people who have accomplished the task repeatedly are the best source for the answers.
Hitch plate? Stuff like that gets the tighten as much as possible treatment. Not like it is a valve cover or something.
Yes. Torque gets critical with things like heads or covers that might distort. I have seen people over torque brake rotors and warp them, but it’s pretty rare that a vehicle is all that sensitive to it.
CDC Says Vaccinated People Can Now Punch Unvaccinated People In The Face
Seriously? Man, I need to get a vaccine stat.
The first rule of Vax Club is you don’t talk about Vax Club.
Y’all better watch out if I’m around. I’ve had my vaxx. I’m in the mood for chewing bubblegum or punching faces, and I’m …
Meh. This place is boring. Where’s the
girlsWomen?TIWTANLW
You’re not doing it right! ”Where de white wimmin at?” is the canonical statement.
Nowadays, it’s where is Karen?
She’s busy talking to the manager.
“Talking.”
Yeah. That’s it.
Spent the afternoon watching Columbo, sipping bourbon, cleaning my guitars and guitar cases. I’m beat. And drunk.
I’m working on the Columbo and the drinking now.
Good luck, and god bless.
Join us on the Zoom.
I’m probably gonna work on the guitar playing and the bourbon in a little while.
‘All acts of public worship are currently banned in Ireland under a law imposing one of the strictest COVID-19 lockdowns in the world. The Garda—the Irish police force—has fined Fr. [P. J.] Hughes €500, and he refuses to pay it. He now faces possible imprisonment. A Catholic priest has not been jailed for saying Mass in the country since the worst days of the Penal Laws several hundred years ago, when Britain suppressed the Catholic faith in Ireland….
‘Currently, the Irish are living under Level 5 restrictions, which are the most draconian. Yet these restrictions permit food shops, hardware stores, and liquor stores (or “off-licenses,” as the Irish call them) to be open….’
https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2021/04/palm-sunday-in-ireland
When I went to Ireland, the news had stories about things that happened in prison and they described the area within the prison as if everyone should know what they were talking about. It’d be like our media talking about the third row of cells in Tracy prison. I don’t know what the fuck that means, but apparently the Irish do. They have some experience with tyranny that we prolly don’t , just yet.
Sounds like a bunch o’ fascist bull shit to me.
I would categorize this one as commie bullshit.
Same thing.
Fascism with better PR.
I love the idea that the entire spectrum of political philosophy lies between fascism and communism… which are marginally different if at all.
They eventually intend to inter the whole stat apparatus… just as soon as the revolution is done and the people are ready… any day now…
Benedict Devlin wouldn’t stand for this.
Nobody needs a First Amendment.
We certainly don’t need all of these amendments. Just look at them all…Nobody needs that many amendments.
I just got this forwarded to me
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/04/10/federal-judge-rules-first-amendment-case-university-virginia-may-proceed/
How did I miss this one? Did you guys already dissect it? What in the ever-loving?
And look who got to this subject even before Breitbart:
https://reason.com/2021/04/07/microaggressions-uva-student-kieran-bhattacharya-threat/
OFFS.
Petty bullshit that has nothing to do with the student’s capabilities and everything to do with the fragile egos of the faculty.
Part of the Struggle Session apparatus I would imagine
Having not been to med school, I’ve only heard secondhand about the raging egos of the faculty members. Now combine that with woke politics and this is what you get.
That’s exactly what it is.
That’s some fascist bullshit right there.
Speaking of lockdowns:
“BREAKING: 50 Armed Police Raid Rebel News Reporters Airbnb, Arrest Them for ‘Illegal Gathering’ (VIDEOS)”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/04/breaking-50-armed-police-raid-rebel-news-reporters-airbnb-arrest-illegal-gathering-videos/
Obama wishes he had done that shit.
He might still.
That’s some fascist bull crap right there.
“BLM riots:
300 fewer people killed by police
1000-6000 more people murdered”
https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1380688129070407682
The important thing is that one of the founders got to buy an expensive home in a white neighborhood. I mean, who ever heard of a working-class Marxist?
That would be a thirty percent decrease for the entire country.
Smells like bullshit to me.
But 300 additional people were killed by unarmed social workers so…
Pediatrics is the sluttiest speciality.
Change my mind.
My dad is a retired pediatrician. He’s pretty straight laced. Not slutty, at all.
But sexy Asian lady pediatricians… well, yeah.
Why is it so hard for people to admit their dads are sluts?
I bet your dad is naked under all those clothes… slut.
I’m ok with any activity my dad does where I don’t have to hold the flashlight or hand him the right wrench.
100% Dermatology physician assistants. They are essentially 90s pharm girls pimping botox, collagen injections, and creams to old women who want to look like them.
Btw Q, I’ve been following your posts. Congrats on the new baby! I’m really sorry to hear of the difficulties and am glad it worked out.
Anesthesiologists. They have great shit too.
Judging by my last visit to the dentist, Imma say hygienist. That woman was ready to go and very tempting, I might add.
I’d like a referral to your dentist.
Yes, you would!
Based on personal experience, I’m going with dental hygienist. I once got my teeth cleaned and she kept smushing her boobs into my face. It was not the least bit subtle. I don’t mean she “accidentally” brushed up against me once or twice. At one point she was pretending to reach for something behind me and titty fucking my nose.
LOL
George Floyd wouldn’t have been able to breathe.
The ortho assistants at my kids’ place is like the cast of some daytime soap. E
I went to a chiropractor like that once. Everyone working there was a young maybe 20’s something smokeshow.
Back In Time series.
“If you didn’t already think it was a joke:
Masks. Deemed “non-essential””
https://twitter.com/OpheliaMaddsen/status/1380449570501627905
Now I know how Charleston Heston felt like in that ape movie.
I still wonder how the fucking statue of liberty ended up in Malibu!
As we progresses through time, I am finding it increasingly difficult to entertain arguments against this being the best possible timeline. This is absurdity in its most delightful form.
FFS
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Eyizw31XEAIhfCs?format=jpg&name=900×900
How the fuck is clothing not essential?
Bow-chicka-wow-wow!
I remember that shit twelve months ago… this can’t be recent…?!
Thursday
https://news.ontario.ca/en/release/61029/ontario-enacts-provincial-emergency-and-stay-at-home-order
?♂️
Im off to work, kids. Dont tear the place apart.
/Stands, salutes Zoom call
/moons KK
Relevant
“Boston hospital set to offer ‘preferential care based on race’
A Boston hospital says it will offer “preferential care based on race” and “race-explicit interventions” in an attempt to engage in an “antiracist agenda for medicine” based on critical race theory.
A Boston Review article titled “An Antiracist Agenda for Medicine” lays out a plan from Brigham and Women’s Hospital that implements a “reparations framework” for distributing medical resources in order to “comprehensively confront structural racism.”
“Offering preferential care based on race or ethnicity may elicit legal challenges from our system of colorblind law … We encourage other institutions to proceed confidently on behalf of equity and racial justice, with backing provided by recent White House executive orders,” the authors explain in a reference to recent executive orders signed by President Joe Biden.”
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/boston-hospital-set-to-offer-preferential-care-based-on-race
Could someone just point me to the alpha-omega machine?
That’s some fascist bullpucky right there.
Yeah, just skip my healthcare and give it to someone who’s grandparents didn’t get enough back in the 1950’s. Sounds legit.
My only hope is that the extremely rapid speed of this cultural shift dooms it.
This is playing with fire.
And recall that their friends got Webster’s to redefine “colorblind” as something white-supremacisty.
elicit legal challenges from our system of colorblind law
We’ve spent my entire fucking life trying to achieve that colorblind law in accordance with the 14th fucking amendment to the constitution
Fuck these people.
These people are Roperites. They never think it will be turned against themselves.
As a Person of Pallor, I’m still in the denial phase, the laughing, this-can’t-be-serious phase, like a Jew reading editorials in the early Voelkischer Beobachter and saying, “ha ha, get a load of this silliness, lol!”
So I’m at the phase where I see these kinds of editorials in the Woke-ischer Beobachter and smirk at them. “Ha ha, how silly, they like to discriminate against whites in the name of anti-racism, that idea will get laughed to death, lol!”
I’m stealing Person of Pallor. That’s fantastic.
I ripped it off someone on the Internet, so stealing it is no skin off my nose.
Heck, it’s in the Urban Dictionary.
I believe “Woke-ischer Beobachter” is my own creation, but anyone can steal it.
Example #2
https://hub.united.com/2021-04-06-united-sets-new-diversity-goal-50-of-students-at-new-pilot-training-academy-to-be-women-and-people-of-color-2651374725.html
Diversity goal bullshit. This is straight up illegal race based quotas. And immoral.
It was funny three or four years ago. It’s definitely moved on to not funny any more.
It moved from tumblr to real shit.
Here’s the thing: humans are stupid. This is dumbass human shit; just humans behaving like humans.
Looking over history at how brutal, willfully ignorant, superstitious and generally idiotic humans have repeatedly been, it’s totally unreasonable for anyone to expect anything different. It’s like expecting a cat to do your taxes and constantly being upset that he keeps letting you down. This is not humans failing to live up to their potential, this is humans living exactly up to their potential. There are brief, rare moments in time when individuals exceed being human and become something better, but those individuals are hated and dragged down into the crab bucket. Thus it has always been and thus it will ever be. Humans are too damn stupid to succeed long term.
TL;DR – Being mad about this kind of stuff is just being mad about humans being themselves.
I had a cat named TAX. It was because of his claws, though.
Anyone know of a prayer I can say to help me hate these people more?
*golf clap*
This is from the same people that insist healthcare is a right.
Can someone familiar with hospital care explain what this means in practice? It sounds awful. It probably will be. But I don’t know what it looks like in reality.
It’s another layer of crap between the doctor and you. Coming soon: whycome not enough doctors?
I’m guessing it will look like “malpractice lawsuits”.
Me too but for what? Emergency room treatment based on race rather than condition severity? Cancer treatment access based on skin color?
Speaking of monkeys and paint tossed on a canvas. In the 70’s there was a journalist in Sweden that wanted to prank the art world which he felt was fawning over “artists” that just threw some paint on a canvas and had critics drooling over it. So he borrowed a chimp from the zoo (this was the 1970’s) and had him make some paintings which he put into an exhibition. He gave the chimp artist the name Pierre Brassau to sound fancy pants enough”. Critics loved it.
“ Pierre Brassau paints with powerful strokes, but also with clear determination. His brush strokes twist with furious fastidiousness. Pierre is an artist who performs with the delicacy of a ballet dancer.”
And we still haven’t learned from it
https://twitter.com/TheFilmStage/status/1380891064899235841
No, really, I just want the doomsday device.
I read that as “The Communist” and the blood splatter fit right in.
She sounds a lot like Virginia Postrel. Just saying.
That is a good name for a female serial killer.
She was editor of reason when I first started reading it. She made a minor appearance at TOS and bitched about how horrible all the commenters were. Called us heathens or something like that.
To be fair, we are.
We are, but she was mean about it, a ‘lil too much.
I think the words “hive” and villainy were also used.
TBF: she publicly attacked the subpoena episode
She was shocked and appalled at how uncouth we were, which just made her look like a snooty elitist bitch. Not to say we weren’t uncouth, but fucking grow a pair, dammit. It was pure virtue signaling.
L
I
Goddamnit
Add in some cocaine and Mexicans and you got yourself a libertarian party.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/14602986/private-detective-catch-partner-sex-escorts/
I’m not buying it. The way it is written seems fake.
Yes. And why doesn’t she realize that the end result of the whole story is that she’s a dead lay?
Very similar to Virginia Postrel, in that regard.
You fucked Virginia Postrel?
Figuratively speaking? Yes.
So like in the butt?
Technically, all sex is figuratively. It’s all about her figure, amirite? But alas, no. I never laid my uncouth hands on the uptight bitch. Just as well, she’s prolly a dead lay.
@UCS, thank you so much for the acetone suggestion. It worked a treat!
I will always remember DMX as the black guy from Reading Rainbow:
https://twitter.com/chxcodollkee/status/1380614384511291399
Fuckin LOL. That got me pretty good. Had to send it to my sister.
Reminds me of this gem.
I have no idea what Lazy Town is, but that’s still funny.
I love a good mash-up.
I know I posted Girl Talk recently, but I just ran across this video mash up, which is really, really well done
Blowing up phones tonight, I had to send that to my brother.
The only other mashup I know of is more about the video than the mashup
Wait, there’s this one
I just had a somewhat meta thought – I’ve seen Girl Talk live (or “live”, anyway) and I’ve seen at least one of those sampled bands live – Space Hog (who opened for God Lives Underwater).
Now I have to go through the whole list of samples…
Aside from Spacehog, I think it’s just:
The Rolling Stones
The Grateful Dead
Dr. Octagon (a.k.a., Kool Keith)
Ice Cube
I might be missing someone that Girl Talk album samples hundreds of songs:
http://illegal-art.net/allday/samples.html
The Simon & Garfunkel / Lil Jon mash up is pretty great
Now I’ve got “illegal-art.net” in my browser history to explain to my wife.
Listen, baby, do you think the dot net people would allow a website called “illegal art” to exist if it wasn’t something other than what it seemingly obviously alludes to being?
(By wife I mean the FBI. Also, your search history will be used to stitch together a social media op to destroy your reputation, at least, when they bother going to those lengths and don’t just shoot you and anyone in your family who doesn’t shut up.)
I don’t know what this Girl Talk is, what am I looking at?
I guess I didn’t think of why they’d bother diving into your search history if, on the other hand, they’d just murder you. But that’s bureaucracy, right? The Soviets were sticklers for rules and playing by the book, even if the book is convoluted and nonsensical. Isn’t that why we’ve recovered so much information after glasnost? Because they kept to the records.
But maybe it doesn’t matter, anyway. Your execution could be recorded in exacting detail, and the details will be diligently archived, and nobody will care, ever, because they’ve succeeded at uncoupling rationality from policy.
Dude who did that mash up (not the video, but the underlying music).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girl_Talk_(musician)
Something tells me we aren’t going into an era of especially convoluted bureaucratic autocracy… we’re going into purge times, and the rest of the world is going to watch with pleasure the American empire getting gutted from within. Maybe the progressive eugenicists hang for their crimes, probablynot. I don’t know who’d intercede on humanitarian grounds these days.
I’m not feeling good.
https://archive.li/Q0ab6/bb4fcad18dcb675f5b39e409c89bb3b25ed0f945.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/Wdtfz/b0b6ae4beef5e48febcc233d092d2d6267318179.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/AKMSZ/7b39a2af8bdb7789aa7d2a833009b5eed6551b27.jpg
NSFW.
https://archive.li/Vjh2v/6965fc5a878ec455e7e99544fe27565e7cba808b.jpg
NSFW.
Yes, yes, hell yes, Mrs. Q
Pigtails. Nice.
A couple of weeks ago I discovered that the tags on the car expired last August. Been driving around since then oblivious. I’ve got the paperwork now pending delivery of the actual tags.
Cop rolls up behind me this afternoon and pays no attention. Either the cops really aren’t noticing or I’m not in the right demographic where they use expired tags as a reason to pull someone over.
in MS you would be required to buy tags for the lapsed period and pay property tax on the car for the time untaxed before you could get your new plates . . . which would be around $700 per year for my 20 year old work truck
A lot of places suspended enforcement of tag expiration for the past year I think. Supposedly reinstated here but DMV is appointment only with a backlog (although many transactions can be done by mail or online).
I checked a cardboard box with 7 bottles of wine on my flight from California: all survived. The box was also the very first one on the carousel.
Niiice. I’ve just had it shipped before. That’d be a good use of my checked-bag credit.
Related because baggage carousel and nothing else
related
LOL!
“Initially I thought it might have been a flag but I didn’t say it because it wasn’t yellow.” Clearly too big.
I want to see a flying dildo suction cupped to the helmet of one of these dudes. Maybe an MLB batter, those fuckers deserve a dildoing.
I’m going to love the Glibs forever and ever amen:
https://youtu.be/sgJXbIP83A8
Y’all are alright in my book.
This wasn’t insincere or cynical in the slightest. Except for the amputee girl at 1:30 and the cancer baldy at 1:36. And the drunkard old lady, but that’s hardly news.
Damn , good catch, I never caught that shit.. I’m going to love your over analytical ass forever and ever and amen regardless (just kidding bud, you’re alright).
Listen, Among Us buds… It’s the board game of the future… I think this thing has wheels… don’t tell the others, they’d want credit
Excellent: I call Park Place
We do Glibs Zoom… what about Glibs Among Us?
This is such a good idea I can’t believe I thought of it.
Someone’s going to say, Glibs did Among Us four weeks ago, we’re all about some other popular streaming game, idiot
I’m actually thinking my family could do an Among Us round, this isn’t impossible, and man, could this reunite us.
Yeah I doubt you’re playing Valhalla now, idiot.
Stupid fucking idiot.
You hear that guy?
I have no idea what’s Valhalla.
I do play a lot of Valheim, I think there’s some multiplayer opportunity there. I got stuck at the iron age, I don’t want to visit and revisit and revisit fucking muck dungeons again and again and fucking again for iron forever. JFC it gets tiresome.
The secret is, I compartmentalize all my intuitions and doubts. And predictions. And prognostications.
People think I’m insane. I’m just drunk. I’m just better at holding my drink. I’ve been drunk all along.
Avatar checks out.
I just get bored when everyone else goes to sleep.
I wasn’t asleep, I was playing Cyberpunk.
I mean, it’s cost me a few hundred dollars (unrealized) in lost stock value, I should get my money’s worth out of it.
One of these years, My CD Projekt stock might be worth what I paid for it.
*checks brokerage account*
*realizes it’s worth less than half of what I paid*
I’ll be holding on to that for a while.
I am late to the comments party but I’m very happy to report that Mr Splosives called me today from his own cell phone in the hospital and said “I love you. Please come see me. I’m so sorry about your lip” then sobbed.
He turned a cornier this morning: even though he woke up still in ICU psychosis, restrained and struggling, he suddenly snapped out of it, knew he was in the hospital instead of hell and knew the staffers were people helping and not demons.
He still has a lot of physical recovery ahead, but prospects for mental normalcy are looking much better.
If he sleeps tonight and then wakes up OK tomorrow, I know all will be well.
And thank you for your kind words, your listening, and your prayers.
As long as he keeps that magisterial mustache.
I hope he arrests the hand of the nurse attending him, and tells her, If you shave it… you die.)
Huzzah! That is very good news. The best thing before sleep.
Thank heavens.
I am always happy for good news.
I’m happy for you and him that it’s passing. Not an easy thing to go through.
Great news!
Thank you, all! I’m going to call the hospital in a few hours (after shift change), and if all is still well with his mental state when he wakes up again this morning, I will be able to exhale and relax.
And then I’m heading back in to visit again. Poor guy, his left side impairment from the controlled stroke they had to give him to fix the aneurysm was very noticeable yesterday; lots of PT to do!
Thank you, all! I’m going to call the hospital in a few hours (after shift change), and if all is still well with his mental state when he wakes up again this morning, I will be able to exhale and relax.
And then I’m heading back in to visit again. Poor guy, his left side impairment from the controlled stroke they had to give him to fix the aneurysm was very noticeable yesterday; lots of PT to do!
That is fantastic news, HE. Hopefully he can continue to improve. Are you still looking at getting him out of there and into another hospital to recover?
Great news, HE.
Im actually home from work on time, grabbed a Tall Cans®, and jumped to wash the recycle stink off my aged body.
I realized that the water was tepid at best, investigated, and my recently manic-depressive water heater gave up. Pilot wont even light.
Time for either a new water heater, or another POS Honeywell gas valve.
At least Jugsy isnt here to worry, and nag me about “OK…I know you work nights and sleep during the day. But….how soon can you fix it?”
And is it just me, or does Mr. Splosives look like Stan Lee ?
He does!
Um, no he doesn’t
I’m going to have to side with Yusef on this one!
Good morning fellow misfits.
https://nypost.com/2021/04/10/inside-blm-co-founder-patrisse-khan-cullors-real-estate-buying-binge/
“As protests broke out across the country in the name of Black Lives Matter, the group’s co-founder went on a real estate-buying binge, snagging four high-end homes for $3.2 million in the US alone, according to property records.”
Good work if you can get it?
Fuck off Slavers!
How much did the drugs that fell out of her ass cost?
Mornin
https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2021/04/10/delaware-river-bridge-tolls-increase/
Toll hikes, aka tax increases.