Sunday Morning Moving Up and Moving On Links

by | Sep 18, 2022 | Daily Links | 240 comments

It’s a very special weekend. I held WebDom and lObOt in my cupped hands, cried out, “Fly my little birds, fly! You’re free!” and flung them in the air. And they flew out to a wonderful house renovation project nearby where they’ll paint, plaster, polish, repair, and raise ill-mannered cats, well-mannered children, and frightened chickens. So I am again alone, an Empty Nester, my entire house now a Man Cave. Time to make some French press coffee and put Dream Theater on my stereo with the volume up all the way.

Birthdays today include a guy who did everything except sex toys; the French guy who, unlike Mike, actually did something useful; a pioneer in his craft who did it perfectly; a woman who wanted to be alone; a guy who was not Sephardic; the greatest female voice artist; the other guy whom Oswald didn’t shoot; a pitcher with the longest kick and stretch I’ve ever seen (and delivered the finest pitching performance in MLB history); a guy whom I’d like to introduce to my ex-wife; a sure-fire guarantee that a movie would be funny; a guy who will always be my president, and I hope yours; an accomplished guy who might actually have been a half-decent president and actually WAS racially attacked; a guy who outdid Theisman; Heroic Mulatto’s spirit animal; a brilliant actor who made us love evil; Mr. One Nut himself; and my favorite rapper.

Let’s move- to Links.

 

Normally I hate autoplay, but do watch the video, the interviews are unintentionally hilarious.

 

This race perfectly encapsulates why Team Red is going to lose badly in the next two elections. This guy has fewer brain cells left than Gabby Giffords and he’s still kicking their asses.

 

“Maintaining this binary in youth sports reinforces the idea that boys are inherently bigger, faster, and stronger than girls in a competitive setting—a notion that’s been challenged by scientists for years.”

 

I approve of this new trend. Makes getting into someone’s pants faster and easier.

 

Just so you know what idiots we have as governor and state assembly.

 

Let’s be honest: who gives a fuck?

 

Russia Russia Russia Russia. The Left loves them some McCarthyism.

 

The Old Guy actually saw Haddix pitch. And it’s Harvey’s birthday and this is a fun little song commemorating the most triumphant and tragic pitching feat in baseball history.

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Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

240 Comments

  1. Count Potato

    “Maintaining this binary in youth sports reinforces the idea that boys are inherently bigger, faster, and stronger than girls in a competitive setting”

    Uh, they are.

    • Gender Traitor

      —a notion that’s been challenged by scientists feminists and other activists with an axe to grind and who choose to deny objective reality for years.”

      • juris imprudent

        Nothing the Handicapper General can’t ‘fix’.

    • Count Potato

      “School sports are typically sex-segregated…..it’s becoming more common for these lines to blur, especially as Gen Zers are more likely than members of previous generations to reject a strict gender binary altogether.”

      Ah, the old switcharoo.

      • Chafed

        *cough* bullshit *cough*

    • Ted S.

      On average, and once puberty hits.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      There are no difference between the sexes!

    • Tres Cool

      Tres Version 2.0 is nearly 16, and adhering to the “Warty Hugeman Pathway to Greatness” and being a gym-rat.
      He can dead-lift 275 lbs. I highly doubt many girls the same age can do the same.

    • Rat on a train

      What? So the records aren’t all held by men?

    • The Last American Hero

      Great. Let’s dump Title IX, bring back the lacrosse, swimming, and wrestling scholarships that many colleges have cut, and let them compete on even ground.

      • Chafed

        Logically, this is where it should lead.

  2. Count Potato

    “I approve of this new trend. Makes getting into someone’s pants faster and easier.”

    Paywalled.

    • robodruid

      Which is ironic.

      • Count Potato

        IKR?

      • rhywun

        Heh.

        I got in via some combination of Private window and Reader.

        It’s a deep-diving chin-stroker pondering a question that a perfectly obvious answer.
        AKA classic NYT.

      • Count Potato

        OK, I got in somehow.

        That fashion is at least 10 years old now.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      If it’s not Velcro tear away , it’s not the real thing.

  3. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    The Martha’s Vineyard clip- I was certain the 2nd guy was Larry David.

  4. Penguin

    This guy has fewer brain cells left than Gabby Giffords and he’s still kicking their asses.

    The Dems certainly do love their brain damaged politicos. I’m thinking the Reps do as well, considering that Biden won*, and Fetterman isn’t 15-20 points behind.

    *Even if there was cheating in 2020, (and there almost certainly was), Biden received a shit-ton of real votes.

    • Ted S.

      He’s also got the MSM and Big Tech running interference for him among the low-information and suburban voters.

      • juris imprudent

        His ads are low-information all on their own.

    • rhywun

      I’m not sure why “carpetbagging” is supposed to be an effective slam against these GOP candidates when it has never in my recollection succeeded as an argument against the many Dem carpetbaggers out there.

      • Penguin

        If they didn’t have double standards…

      • DEG

        I remember it coming up when Hillary Clinton ran for Senate.

        I don’t remember it mattering all that much.

      • rhywun

        Fuck, they celebrated her swooping in to bestow her magnificence upon us undeserving flock.

      • Chafed

        You really should show some gratitude.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I’m not sure what carpetbagging means. Is it collectivism about who’s from where so they’re guilty of all the things that ever happened where they were born?

        If a Southerner bought into such a notion, he would observe that Hillary is from Chicago and educated in Massachusetts, so she belongs in NY a lot more than she ever did in AR.

      • Mojeaux

        Maybe the difference was everybody knew she REALLY didn’t want to be in an icky-people state.

  5. Ted S.

    a guy who outdid Theisman;

    Happy birthday Alex Smith?

    • Brawndo

      Ouch

  6. The Late P Brooks

    “But just like most things, it’s dump it over the fence I guess and make it somebody else’s problem.”

    Dump it in somebody else’s back yard.

    • Brawndo

      DIISEBY just doesn’t have the same “roll off the tongue” as NIMBY

  7. The Late P Brooks

    *Even if there was cheating in 2020, (and there almost certainly was), Biden received a shit-ton of real votes.

    It’s ridiculous to pretend there aren’t more than enough people in this country dumb enough to elect Joe Biden President, fair and square.

    • rhywun

      The real test comes in 2024.

      I refuse to believe there are enough dumb people to vote for him (or more likely, his replacement) after the damage his administration has caused in two short years.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Nah, the test is this November. The Dems don’t have the wherewithal to rig house seat elections in every district. They can and will use their machines in the cities to swing the state level votes.

        I don’t understand how it isn’t obvious that they cheated. They’ve been cheating for decades in Philly, Detroit, Atlanta, etc… even if it’s just to fuck over their own party members. The idea that they wouldn’t use those machines to rig the presidential against Trump seems very naïve to me.

      • juris imprudent

        Well, someone did look at the votes in PA in ’20 and concluded that if there was cheating in Philly and Pittsburgh it was pretty much within normal parameters, and where Biden won was outside of those areas (i.e. where he did significantly better than Clinton in ’16).

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        An expansion of the machine makes more sense to me than presuming it was on the up and up after stopping the counting in the middle of the night and getting wild swings in the results.

      • Not an Economist

        Considering the MSM and Big Tech combined to help Biden and hurt Trump, and you add in the fact that the elections in many states were probably run in a manner designed to help Democrats (probably illegal as well but the people who decided that were in the bag for the Democrats), it probably was remarkable Trump and the Republicans did as well as they actually did.

      • juris imprudent

        Kind of notable that Trump lost while Republicans picked up House seats.

      • Grumbletarian

        To be fair, the same things happened in ’94 with Clinton. What is really odd is that 18 of 19 bellwether counties went for Trump and Biden still won. Add those two plus Trump winning the swing states he did makes for a convergence of electoral result irregularities that lend itself towards the conclusion that not everything may have been above board.

      • Grumbletarian

        Er, I meant ’96.

      • juris imprudent

        Ah yes, back in ’96, when we actually loved divided govt.

      • R C Dean

        Let’s also not forget that every swing state that went for Biden and was audited, failed the audit.

      • Count Potato

        “Kind of notable that Trump lost while Republicans picked up House seats.”

        Not really, the Presidential election is winning states not districts. Cheating enough in big cities can win states.

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        There is little recourse for many to move beyond TRUMP!!!!11!

        In the end, that is both the means and motivation. And when you combine that with a strong sense of “it can’t happen here!” you get a lot of willful ignorance.
        It is entirely possible that Pudin’ Head won no matter the margin of fraud, but the whack-a-mole of voting irregularities that keep showing from that election, along with the shear destruction of faith in the process from “investigations for us, nothing for you!” coming from Team Blue… We are in a deep, dark place.

      • Don escaped Texas

        move beyond TRUMP!!!!11!

        correct

        but requires Trump to shut up and for Republicans to stop polishing his knob

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        QED.

      • Chafed

        Both would be nice.

      • Shpip

        They’ve been cheating for decades in Philly, Detroit, Atlanta, etc… even if it’s just to fuck over their own party members.

        In 1962, farmer Jimmy Carter ran for the Georgia state senate. He lost, but was able to prove ballot-stuffing, and won the do-over. So yeah, been going on for a long time, and not just in the big cities.

        I sometimes wonder how things would’ve turned out had Jimmuh just taken the L. Would 1976 have gotten us President Mo Udall? President (shudder) Jerry Brown? Would Wallace run as an independent again and siphon off enough Yellow Dog Dixiecrat votes to get us four more years of Ford?

      • SDF-7

        If the Donks don’t get trashed in the Midterms for what they’ve done over the past two years (Afghanistan, foreign policy in general going into the toilet, the economy, extending shutdowns, the economy, forced vaccinations, the economy, intentionally driving people into viewing their neighbors as the enemy, the economy, the Misinformation Board — and not to forget, the economy), then I don’t expect it will be any better in 2024. Bloody depressing that they still have a hard core 40% or so that evidently either want to tear down the entire world as long as “their side” gets to wear the snazzy uniforms in the end or are just so damned stupid or pig ignorant that they think this is all just peachy.

        Yeah, I’m pretty thoroughly black pilled at this point. Makes one fully appreciate the Puritans or other groups that just wanted to get the hell away from what they saw as decadent or collapsing societies. Wish we had a frontier that wasn’t already claimed by the same governments we’re trying to avoid and was habitable.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Elon will save us.

        *starts shopping for fashionable space helmets*

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, we tend to forget the bubble we all live in here. The country is full of stupid people that vote; yay democracy.

      • rhywun

        Antarctica is looking good right about now. Too bad about those pesky Things.

      • SDF-7

        The various governments have already claimed it. There’s no way they’d let anyone settle there. It would take an Elon and a Moon, Mars or “hollow out an asteroid” shot at this point, I expect — and only if you could get the rocket off without them shooting it down out of spite.

      • Don escaped Texas

        It’s really this simple: women and Republicans are responsible for all the stupid stuff in the US.

        I fixed pretty much every behavioral flaw in my son by the time he was 12 by simply observing about this or that: girls don’t like that. Every gangbanger, every bum…..someone’s fucking him. Women are sitting on the entire supply, and how they dole it out entirely decides whether men will be asswipes or peacocks.

        How Republicans can be so consistently inconsistent, talking 100% of the time about balanced budgets and WeKnowHowToWar and then they ring up record deficits and pour 3,000 Marines down some Asian crawdad hole to achieve absolutely bupkis same as the morons across the aisle, and there you have it. If Republicans did ANY of the things they promised, I might think about them. But it’s all Two Corinthians at St Johns and Scaramucci and dime whores, even funnier than the Dems for all the Moral Majority posing. A judge here or there who doesn’t hate guns but still loves him some cops going through your underwear and it’s really just Chevy-Ford. How the fuck a party can fail to outsmart and outperform the Democrats is beyond me….and entirely on them.

    • Penguin

      The fact that his approval rating is above 15% or so proves you correct.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    “Also added are prohibitions against possession of many types of firearms in ‘sensitive locations’ which include streets, sidewalks, parks and most public locations.”

    When is a ban not a ban?

    • SDF-7

      Look, Smeagol — already told you I’ve never met Mr. Baggins and I don’t have anything in my pockets.

    • Chafed

      How this doesn’t constitute a defacto ban is beyond me.

  9. Shiny Nerfherder

    Speaking of the binary, this was released this week.

    LCPS Policy 8350, Student Activities, states that interscholastic, co-curricular, and extra-curricular activities are part of the educational program and are subject to school supervision and regulation. All students are expected to display good sportsmanship in competitive activities, whether they are participants or spectators, and they shall conduct themselves in a manner demonstrating respect for persons and property. LCPS staff shall allow gender-expansive and transgender students to participate in such activities in a manner consistent with the student’s gender identity.

    All students are entitled to have access to restrooms and locker rooms that are sanitary, safe, and adequate, so that they can comfortably and fully engage in their school programs and activities. Students should be allowed to use the facility that corresponds to their consistently asserted gender identity.

    The Loudoun County School Board just will not quit.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Sorry, the policy is a year old, but there were updates to it recently.

    • Ted S.

      Now square the circle of keeping real women safe when you let men asserting a gender identity as women use the women’s restroom.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Note that this policy was implemented AFTER they got caught covering up a sexual assault by a boy pretending to be a girl using the girls’ restrooms.

    • Grumbletarian

      I consistently assert that my gender identity can change from moment to moment. If I want to follow some hot woman into the locker room, it’s because I identify as a woman at that point in time.

    • juris imprudent

      consistently asserted

      That’s an ASSAULT on gender fluidity!

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Ambulance chasers seek new horizons

    Attorneys representing more than 30 of the migrants flown to Massachusetts this week asked the US Attorney for Massachusetts and the state’s attorney general to open criminal investigations into the flights.

    Lawyers for Civil Rights, which provides free legal support for communities of color and immigrants, criticized Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis, calling the flights a “political stunt,” in a press release Saturday.

    ——-

    US Attorney for Massachusetts Rachael Rollins told reporters Thursday she would be speaking with members of the Department of Justice about DeSantis’ actions, saying she did not yet have enough information to say whether he broke any laws in sending the migrants to Martha’s Vineyard. She added that their first priority is making sure the people who arrived were treated respectfully.

    Just don’t accept a ride from a Kennedy.

    • SDF-7

      Just imagine if we as a country, but most especially with all the lawyers involved, spent half of this effort on streamlining the actual legal process for immigration.

      (Oh, but then there wouldn’t be an issue to exploit and public troughs to gorge at! oink oink oink…)

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Have you ever met an immigration attorney?

        The question answers itself!

    • rhywun

      Fine. Let’s all agree then that shipping them anywhere other than back across the Mexican border is unlawful.

    • juris imprudent

      Civil rights? They don’t got no steenken civil rights.

    • Ted S.

      Kill two birds with one stone: send the illegal immigrants to Camp Lejeune.

    • Plinker762

      Shipping those dirty illegal to a secluded liberal paradise really stirred up the hornet’s nest.

  11. Count Potato

    “Russia Russia Russia Russia. The Left loves them some McCarthyism.”

    Also, paywalled.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Iron Curtained

    • rhywun

      A question began to form in [Linda Sarsour’s] mind: Do they really hate me that much?

      Yes.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Who doesn’t hate that anti-Semitic bitch?

  12. Brawndo

    “a notion challenged by scientists.”

    I can “challenge” Mike Tyson to a boxing match but that doesn’t change the fact that he would invert my skull.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Students should be allowed to use the facility that corresponds to their consistently asserted gender identity.

    Stop trying to unfairly keep butch girls out of the boys’ locker room!

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      And black kids should have a separate drinking fountain.

  14. rhywun

    That flapdoodle from the Atlantic is an impressive attempt at gaslighting.

    C’mon girls, it’s up to you now. Toughen up and show you can compete with the boys at any sport.

    • Count Potato

      Pete Sampras is fifty years old. I bet if you dragged his ass of the couch, he’d still beat Serena Williams.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I refuse to believe there are enough dumb people to vote for him (or more likely, his replacement) after the damage his administration has caused in two short years.

    I’m afraid there are a lot of people out there who don’;t even recognize it as damage (aside from the price of gas). And they’re willing to blame that on Putin’s assault on those scrappy freedom loving democrats in Ukraine.

    • rhywun

      A lot? Sure. But a majority of voters? No way.

      Applies just as much to the midterms.

      • juris imprudent

        A majority in most districts (that have been carefully engineered to produce predictable partisan results)?

      • rhywun

        I would expect a lot of districts that barely went for Biden in ’20 to swing the other way this year.

        Who knows. Just seems to be the usual pattern for a midterm + the current administration is spectacularly more destructive and loathsome than in recent midterms IMHO.

      • juris imprudent

        AOC’s district could literally run Hitler’s corpse and as along as the D was attached, the result could be safely assumed.

      • Pine_Tree

        That would be an improvement in a whole lot of ways.

      • rhywun

        My NYC district is an actually competitive one – it flipped back to the GOP in ’20. The Dems tried – and failed – to gerrymander her out this year, so it’s still competitive. I am considering whether to break my promise to stop voting and haul my ass into the booth and kick a vote her way. What I really want to do is hate-vote against every Dem on the page.

      • Chafed

        That’s exactly the reason to do it.

    • Chafed

      So many women. So little game.

  16. SDF-7

    Further on the bloody depressing side — but at least better than yesterday, the ‘orning ‘ordle:

    Continued by great ability to try 50/50 guesses because I don’t have much else to go on in duotri early on then squeaking by through the middle and end trying not to chump:
    Daily Duotrigordle #200
    Guesses: 37/37
    Time: 08:11.44
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    And picked the wrong seeds today for Quordle proper… ended up using 2 extra just to get enough to work with. Should have gotten UR faster for obvious reasons once you get it (no spoilers!).

    Daily Quordle 237
    6️⃣5️⃣
    7️⃣9️⃣
    quordle.com

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 237
      6️⃣3️⃣
      4️⃣7️⃣

      20 – a return to normalcy.

    • Penguin

      Daily Quordle 237
      6️⃣4️⃣
      8️⃣7️⃣
      quordle.com

    • rhywun

      I’ll take it.

      Daily Quordle 237
      5️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣

    • The Hyperbole

      So close.

      Daily Duotrigordle #200
      Guesses: 36/37
      Time: 04:01.48

      Daily Quordle 237
      3️⃣4️⃣
      6️⃣5️⃣

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 237
      3️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣4️⃣
      quordle.com

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 237
      6️⃣8️⃣
      9️⃣5️⃣

      Fuck you, quordle Gods.

    • Grummun

      7 6
      8 3

    • whiz

      Daily Quordle 237
      4️⃣3️⃣
      7️⃣5️⃣

    • Grosspatzer

      Meh

      Daily Quordle 237
      5️⃣8️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣
      quordle.com

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Apocalypse porn

    U.S. Rep. Lauren Boebert’s pattern of pushing for a religious takeover of America, spreading falsehoods about the 2020 presidential election and warning of an impending judgment day amounts to Christian nationalism, religious, political and social experts say.

    Those ideals threaten the rights of non-Christian — and typically non-white — Americans but also endanger the foundation of the country’s democratic process, those experts say. The far-right Western Slope congresswoman represents a high-profile and incendiary voice in the movement, which is infiltrating virtually every level of American government and its judiciary.

    ——-

    Boebert and her contemporaries, whether in Congress, state or local governments, can be expected to increase the volume and frequency of their Christian nationalist rhetoric as the November midterm elections approach and even beyond, Philip Gorski, a sociologist and co-director of Yale’s Center for Comparative Research, said.

    “This is new and worrisome,” Gorski said. “There’s an increasing number of people saying ‘We’re in this battle for the soul of America. We’re on the side of good and maybe democracy is getting in the way. Maybe we need to take power and if that means minority rule in order to impose our vision on everybody else then that’s what we’re going to do.’”

    Boebert’s comments Friday in Woodland Park serve as a dog whistle for violence, said Anthea Butler, chief of the University of Pennsylvania’s Department of Religious Studies. Especially in the context of the congresswoman’s penchant for firearms and her framing the issue around the November elections.

    “Now the apocalypse is because if we don’t get our people in, it’s an apocalypse,” Butler said. “She’s posing with guns and talking about the apocalypse.”

    Armageddon, all the way down.

    Dictatorship of the minority is not that bad as long it’s our minority. We just can’t afford to let those other guys get their hands on the whip and reins.

    • rhywun

      “experts say”

      lol

      • Ted S.

        Yeah, that was the first thing I noticed.

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      Those ideals threaten the rights of non-Christian — and typically non-white — Americans

      How you know they’re lying.

      Blacks and Hispanics are far more Christian than whites at this point.

    • juris imprudent

      non-Christian — and typically non-white — Americans

      Dumbass demographic assumption. Non-white Americans, black and hispanic in particular, are more churchy than whitey male millennial journalists.

    • SDF-7

      “There’s an increasing number of people saying ‘We’re in this battle for the soul of America. We’re on the side of good and maybe democracy is getting in the way. Maybe we need to take power and if that means minority rule in order to impose our vision on everybody else then that’s what we’re going to do.’”

      But enough about Darth Brandon and the overuse of Executive Orders and the reconciliation process, back to bashing the Stupid Party!

    • Pine_Tree

      “…amounts to…” in the first sentence.

      That’s their whole play. And the media lets them get away with it all the time. And the low-info folks buy it. Everything they don’t like, or even everything about their opponents, are grounds for accusations of (usually) racism. It’s always BS.

      Basically, the logical thing today is that if a proggie accuses somebody, anybody, of racism, you should assume they’re NOT. It’ s all slander. And anybody who buys it is an idiot.

  18. PieInTheSky

    French press coffee is bad for your cholesterol

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      *not sure if serious*

      • juris imprudent

        Pay no attention to him, it’s gluten free.

      • PieInTheSky

        No i am not that is slander

      • PieInTheSky

        Semi serious. There was a bit of reaserch recently showing unfiltered coffee contains some component that are bad for cholesterol. so french press is less good than say v60 pour over. Not sure about espresso though. I suppose one can pour the french press coffee through a filter

      • SDF-7

        Eat well.

        Live right.

        Die anyway.

      • PieInTheSky

        Ues but i rather the wisky kills me than the coffee it is more manly that way

      • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

        Unless you are a Romanian Vampire.

      • juris imprudent

        Research you say? Well I got this here statistical inference but I have no idea what biological mechanism is actually in play. Is that your research?

      • PieInTheSky

        Actually there was a mechanism related to the stuff thay was filtered

      • juris imprudent

        Really? Did they explain exactly the bio-chemical processes in cholesterol formation and how that ingredient impacted that?

      • PieInTheSky

        Well.i dont know o did not read the full study in depth

  19. PieInTheSky

    2022 Ig Nobel Prize winners include ducks in a row, constipated scorpions, ice cream, and more
    The 32nd Ig Nobel prize ceremony rewarded the most unusual and fun science the world has to offer.

    https://www.popsci.com/science/2022-ig-nobel-prize-winners/

    The winners received a Zimbabwean $10 trillion bill.

    • The Last American Hero

      Can they just rename them the Pfauci awards?

      • Chafed

        Lol

    • juris imprudent

      You can beat he’s bullying his little guy.

  20. PieInTheSky

    I stopped for a beer at this beer garden in the park and i think it was a bad idea. my allegy seems to be acting up. Fuck ragweed.

    There is a food truck fest nearby but they only have birra moretti which is silly craft beer should be required

  21. PieInTheSky

    Lion-size otters prowled Ethiopia 3 million years ago

    https://www.livescience.com/lion-sized-otter-unearthed-ethiopia

    The species, named Enhydriodon omoensis, lived about 3.5 million to 2.5 million years ago and co-existed with a group of extinct human relatives known as australopithecines, bipedal hominids that lived from 4.2 million to about 2 million years ago. E. omoensis was colossal compared with its cute contemporary counterparts, and the study authors estimated that it weighed more than 440 pounds (200 kilograms).

    E. omoensis may have eaten terrestrial and aquatic prey, either by hunting or scavenging, but the researchers think it spent its days on land, rather than in water.

    • juris imprudent

      You’re saying she’s no Lili von Shtupp?

    • PieInTheSky

      Honestly at that body count she should have at least got paid for it. Why be a ho for free

    • straffinrun

      That’s a 700 Club I’d join. Hallelujah.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        700 men? Are you sure that’s the club you want? Or are you saying you’d want to be one of the 700?

      • Penguin

        I think he wants a club of 700 women.

      • PieInTheSky

        In a row? How.many can he do in a day at his age?

      • straffinrun

        I’m the Gary Player of Players.

      • slumbrew

        He wants to club 700 women.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Apolitical jurisprudence

    The Supreme Court returns to action next month amid a backlash to its contentious ruling that curtailed abortion rights, sparking debate even among the justices themselves about whether an institution that relies on the public perception of its legitimacy could be losing the trust of the people.

    Liberal Justice Elena Kagan has several times over the summer warned that the court risks being seen as an outcome-oriented political branch of government. Chief Justice John Roberts, one of the court’s six conservatives, pushed back against some of the criticism in a recent public appearance, saying people should not question the court’s legitimacy just because they disagree with its rulings. Fellow liberal Justice Sonia Sotomayor has echoed some of Kagan’s sentiments.

    The Supreme Court’s authority, uniquely among the three branches of government, rests on how its rulings are received by the people, including elected officials tasked with enforcing the law, because it does not have the power to unilaterally enforce them itself. As Founding Father Alexander Hamilton wrote in 1788 about the role of the judiciary, courts “have neither force nor will, but merely judgment.” That makes the public perception of how the Supreme Court operates vitally important.

    “The court’s legitimacy comes down to whether the public thinks the court is doing law, not politics,” said Sherif Girgis, a professor at Notre Dame Law School who was a law clerk for conservative Justice Samuel Alito.

    It’s not so much that people object to the court focusing more on outcomes than law, they just want their preferred outcome to prevail.

    • slumbrew

      Liberal justices complaining about being seen as outcome-oriented is rich.

    • rhywun

      Pay no attention to the zillion obviously political decisions over the last hundred years.

    • Ted S.

      The projection is strong here.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Back to that Denver Post thing about Boebert:

    The people who lovingly accept the government as their one true god take the First Commandment seriously.

    Thou shalt have no other god before me means exactly that. Anybody not willing to accept and revere Leviathan above all else is their sworn enemy.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Honestly at that body count she should have at least got paid for it. Why be a ho for free

    Love of the game, man.

  25. DEG

    Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker called up National Guard forces to help relocate the migrants to the mainland, while islanders cited a lack of resources on the island.

    Since he’s not running for reelection, he should have said it would be racist to call the Guard out, and then done nothing.

    But it’s Charlie Baker.

    She sees the style as a way to embrace a slogan she has seen on TikTok: “You shouldn’t fit into your clothes, your clothes should fit you.”
    “You don’t have to feel bad if your pants don’t fit,” she said. “Wear them unbuttoned and it will be sexy and cool.”

    ???!?!?

    • rhywun

      lack of resources on the island

      OFFS. Obama could have sheltered, fed, and clothed all 50 of them by himself in one of the wings of his hideout.

  26. slumbrew

    Are L0B0T and WebDom a couple now? Or just roomies?

    I can’t keep up withDays Of Our Glibs. (As The Glibs Turn?)

    Correct response: “Nice try, Fed”

    • rhywun

      Search for an Edit Button
      The Glib and the Heartless
      All My Children (starring our host)

    • Don escaped Texas

      do they watch Trixie and Katya together?

    • Old Man With Candy

      Correct question: a couple of what?

      • slumbrew

        Anarcho-capitalists?

    • Chafed

      I’m also confused.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    “You shouldn’t fit into your clothes, your clothes should fit you.”

    Wear that muumuu with pride!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Good fit is an important element of good looking fashion.

    • slumbrew

      You’re a bigot if you’re not attracted to her.

    • Penguin
    • PieInTheSky

      I needed to buy a new belt today and a store at the mall had a good discound today but could only find one my size there were kore than a dozen either too big or too small. But i found it 24$ for a leather belt aint bad.

      Then again this reminds.me of letterkenny

      wayne why don’t you wear a belt?

      Cause i buy pants that fits

      • Sean

        Probably not suitable for carrying a proper handgun.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    It is important that the public think the justices are reaching decisions in good faith based on the law, Girgis said. “It’s bad for the system if the public doesn’t think that’s what they are doing,” he added.

    And that’s why the media will continually swamp the airwaves with stories about “Trump’s courts”.

  29. Count Potato

    “Denver is set to provide 140 homeless transgender and non-binary people with $12,000 in no-strings-attached cash to help lift them out of destitution – and combat the squalid encampments and soaring crime rates plaguing the Mile-High City.

    The city has allocated $2million from the American Rescue Plan Act to fund the program, which will be run by the Denver Basic Income Project to mainly get women, transgender and non-binary people housed.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11223033/Denver-set-provide-140-homeless-people-12-000-cash-no-strings-attached.html

    Most homeless are men.

    • rhywun

      Pops popcorn for when the cissy campers figure out what’s going on.

    • The Last American Hero

      There’s 1.4 million homeless people in Denver?

  30. slumbrew

    This is a fun site:

    https://boysvswomen.com/#/

    Track records of high school boys vs. Olympic women.

    You may have already guessed the trend.

    • slumbrew

      Correction, it’s all for 2016, not all-time records.

      “None of the women’s finals performances met the qualifying time to enter the boys’ competition.“ comes up quite a number of times.

    • whiz

      Hah, I remember doing that analysis back when Serena was at her peak and some people were saying she should play with the men.

      • The Last American Hero

        The correct answer, is Yes she should. On prime time. Against the lowest seed in the Men’s Tourney.

        Put that Battle of the Sexes sham to bed once and for all.

  31. Count Potato

    “Starbucks says it is closing down one of its New Orleans cafes due to racism – but hasn’t offered any further explanation as to why.

    The café located at 700 Canal St. will close its doors indefinitely on October 3 amid a series of issues that led the location to be a ‘high incident store.’

    ‘Our stores are windows into America, and every day, our partners witness the challenges facing our communities – challenges to personal safety and security, racism, a growing mental health crisis, and issues magnified by COVID,’ a Starbucks spokesperson said in a July letter obtained by 4WWL news.

    ‘These challenges play out within our stores – affecting our partners, our communities, and our customers alike.’

    Multiple incidents have been reported at the Canal street location but specifics, including the circumstances surrounding the specific allegation of ‘racism,’ were not disclosed.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11222791/Starbucks-says-closing-popular-New-Orleans-cafe-RACISM-mental-health-concerns.html

    Authentic corporate gibberish

    • Grumbletarian

      “Our Nawlins store is losing money hand over fist.”

      “Close it, but say it’s due to racism. We’ll look like heroes to the idiots who think companies shouldn’t make a profit.”

    • straffinrun

      ‘Security is always a concern in the metropolitan area,’ Adlers said. ‘I believe that other metropolitan cities all over the county are having similar issues.

      She’s walking dangerously close to that line.

    • slumbrew

      You will, however, have to admit to being the sort of person who would purchase and consume “Bud Light Lime-Rita”.

      • Count Potato

        Twenty dollars is twenty dollars.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    The justices will return to the bench at a time when they face almost unprecedented scrutiny after the June decision to overturn the landmark 1973 Roe v. Wade ruling, which protected the right to abortion. It was one of a series of rulings that the court decided along ideological lines; others curbed the power of the Environmental Protection Agency to tackle climate change and expanded religious rights.

    Totally illegitimate. Cancel the Supreme Court, and make Joe Biden absolute ruler.

  33. straffinrun

    First day off this month tomorrow and of course we’re getting smacked by a big old typhoon.

  34. Brawndo

    The pic that accompanies that article about unzipped jeans is a let down. They aren’t showing any more skin than zipped up low waist jeans that women have been wearing forever, she’s just wearing shorts that would be up to her belly button if they were zipped.

  35. Pine_Tree

    So I see Brandon has arrived in the UK for the Queen’s funeral. Prediction: He’s going to do and/or say something massively cringeworthy. With his record, it may be some sort of biological mishap or perverted outburst, or dementia-on-parade, or maybe just a “look at meeeeee” out of habit. Maybe he’ll have a teleprompter in front of him calling her and their whole nation and heritage racist. And the US press will pretend it didn’t happen, or is exactly what one should do at a solemn historic moment like this.

    This time, though, I hope the British people, who have been pretty classic/classy about the Queen, finally break out of sheepdom and give a wholehearted LGBFJB cheer.

    Probably shouldn’t get my hopes up about that part, though.

    • Grumbletarian

      He’ll go in for one last hair-sniff.

      • straffinrun

        That’ll give the queen a stiff upper lip.

    • robodruid

      PLease let it be live on camera…..

    • Ted S.

      You mean like talking selfies with the Danish PM?

  36. Tundra

    Good morning, Old Man!

    I never heard of the Baseball Project. Buck was the best part of REM. And he played guitar on one of my favorite Replacements songs.

    I hope the Honey Harvesters have a fantastic day. I wish I were at Fourscore’s compound being verbally abused by the Pontiff of the Prairie.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Denver is set to provide 140 homeless transgender and non-binary people with $12,000 in no-strings-attached cash to help lift them out of destitution – and combat the squalid encampments and soaring crime rates plaguing the Mile-High City.

    Will they get a ticket to Mexico City, too?

    • straffinrun

      All of our homeless became transgender over night.

  38. Gender Traitor

    To any of TPTB who may be about – I submitted an inquiry a while back via the “Leads/Submissions” on the front page, asking if there was interest in/need for having someone (like me) take up the reins of a recently-dormant regular monthly feature. Unless I somehow overlooked the response in my email, I never heard back. If my original message got lost in the ether, what would be the best way to try again? If you prefer, you can respond to my email of record in the vast Glibs database. Even if you’re not interested, I might be able to take a “ding” letter to a bar near one of the local universities for a free drink.

    • Old Man With Candy

      It may have gone to SP, and she’s not been answering her emails. Try me instead (omwc at this domain).

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks! Will do.

    • Sean

      Make money. Kill people.

    • straffinrun

      They’re still doing that shit?!?

      • rhywun

        Further proof that it has stopped being about anything other than a demonstration of compliance.

        See also: the military.

        On the bright side, NYC needed this badly. There are way too many teachers what with so many kids exiting the system. They have managed to find the ONE way you can fire a teacher now.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        If they relent, there’s going to be a lot of pissed off people who complied.

        They can’t go back now.

    • slumbrew

      Nothing.

      They must Obey or be punished.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Prove your loyalty to Team Blue!

  39. PieInTheSky

    The food trucks are way overpriced. I payed 11 US for a smoked brisket sandwich. The bread and salad.sun dried tomato toppimg are good, but the brisket is kinda dry and not enough quantity. Dunno why brisket is often dry in romania maybe not enough fat

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/pTc3yJQqoutDAADU7

    That is not 11$ worth of sandwich. Then again prices are getting silly

    • rhywun

      prices are getting silly

      I think you’ve spotted what’s going on.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe one of Biden’s security detail will get busted by the Limeys for a gun violation.

  41. Count Potato

    “some founder cornered me at a party recently: “do you feel bad eating octopus?” i confessed i didn’t. “well you should, they’re super smart animals! anyway, we have bred an octopus that’s like… literally retarded – you can eat it guilt-free!” i was left speechless”

    https://twitter.com/typedfemale/status/1571268237396148224

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Founder? Founder of what, mouth breathing?

    • Mojeaux

      I remember l0b0t saying he wouldn’t eat octopus for just that reason.

    • Sensei

      I get it, but so are pigs.

  42. CPRM

    Going to be heading from my hotel over to Honey Harvest soon. We’re going to try and get an open zoom up for anyone that wants to peek in.

  43. Count Potato

    “For millions of people watching this story unfold, this was yet another example of the ineradicable stain of American racism, of just how little progress we’ve really made.

    Except it didn’t happen.

    There is no evidence that the chain of events described by Richardson and her family members occurred. There isn’t even evidence a single slur was hurled at her and her teammates, let alone a terrifying onslaught of them.”

    https://www.commonsense.news/p/how-the-media-fell-for-a-racism-sham

    • Count Potato

      “By this point, between the original New York Times story and a tepid followup, a combined five reporters and researchers had been pantsed by a small student paper. If all this provoked any soul-searching on the part of the Times, it was unclear from its report on BYU’s findings.

      Remarkably, their most recent story treated the events as unresolved: “B.Y.U. did not directly address why its findings contradicted the account by Richardson, and the statements by both universities left questions unanswered.” It also included a statement from Duke’s athletic director saying the university stood by the volleyball team. The story ends with a reminder that at the overwhelmingly Mormon school, less than 1 percent of students are black, and that a recent report highlighted the university’s diversity issues. It’s unclear exactly why this is relevant; the point seems to be for the Times to advertise that it understands racism is a serious problem at BYU, and that even if the school were not guilty of it this time, everyone knows the university’s soul is not entirely spotless.”

    • rhywun

      the ineradicable stain of American racism

      Yeah, they can fuck right off with that bullshit.

      • creech

        Hey, if racism is an “ineradicable stain” on America, why keep injecting it into every conversation?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Embrace the power of browbeating.

      • Gender Traitor

        why keep injecting it into every conversation?

        “That’s how we keep it ineradicable! Duh!”

    • Grumbletarian

      Fraudulent cries of racism is not the sort of misinformation that will get you suspended from Twitter. Nearly the opposite, in fact.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Vindictive targetted witch hunt? Nonsense!

    The convergence of investigations against former President Trump, led by the FBI’s search of his Mar-a-Lago home in Florida for classified materials, has put Attorney General Merrick Garland at the center of a political storm.

    Republicans, led by former President Trump, have attacked Garland’s Justice Department as politically motivated and vowed to investigate his actions if the party retakes the House in November.

    Democrats have mostly given Garland the space to do his job, but some liberals have argued there is already clear evidence to indict Trump and questioned why the attorney general is not pressing forward.

    ——-

    After four years of the Trump Justice Department facing political pressure from the president and being accused of tilting the scales to benefit the party in the White House, President Biden pledged to restore a sense of independence to the agency and appointed Garland, who was nominated to the Supreme Court in 2016 but never got a hearing from Republicans.

    Garland was confirmed with a bipartisan vote, 70-30, in March 2021. But efforts to depoliticize the Justice Department have run into a major obstacle with a burst of activity in investigations into Trump, thrusting Garland into the spotlight.

    Just because his seat on the Supreme Court was stolen from him by McConnell and Trump does not mean anybody can claim even an appearance of a conflict of interest.

    • rhywun

      why the attorney general is not pressing forward

      It is a mystery.

      • creech

        There’s still six weeks to the election; plenty of time for an October surprise indictment. As “high gas prices” fade into memory, and the “pandemic mandates” no longer stir up outrage, the Red Wave is going out. GOP may squeak out a House majority but I believe the Senate is lost.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’ll go with house win and narrow senate majority for the GOP which I base on nothing whatsoever.

      • Count Potato

        Never underestimate Joe Biden’s ability to fuck things up.

      • Don escaped Texas

        a Republican Senate is exactly what we need…..so it won’t happen 🙁

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Some Democrats had already been airing frustrations over what they viewed as a glacial pace in probing Trump’s actions around Jan. 6, 2021. Those criticisms bubbled to the surface as a House committee investigating the attack on the Capitol held public hearings with damning new allegations about Trump’s rhetoric before the 6th and inaction on the day of the attack.

    They’re not even trying anymore. And the trained seals will all sit up and flap their flippers in unison.

  46. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Scruffy Nerfherder: I occasionally take kratom recreationally. It’s a dry ground leaf powder and isn’t pleasant to take but it will give a mild buzz if you take enough. A lot of people swear by it for pain and insomnia but I don’t use it for that purpose. In general the red is for pain and sedation, the white is actually energizing and is mildly euphoria enducing (that’s what I take), and the green is between the two (and it gives me a headache but YMMV). Whatever you take it for be careful because it can get its claws in you if you take too much too often.

  47. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates.

    Decent birrhday list. However…

    Leon Askin… born Leon Aschkenasy

    Not Sephardic? Boo!

    a guy whom I’d like to introduce to my ex-wife

    Which one?

    “I think it was a political stunt,” Paul Sinclair of Rhode Island told Fox News Digital on Saturday, as he sold T-shirts and surf gear during a street festival on Circuit Avenue in Oak Bluffs, one of the commercial hubs of Martha’s Vineyard.

    He’s not wrong.

    Sinclair saw the “stunt” as a way to make voters in the northeast pay attention to the burden faced daily by small border communities in the American southwest.

    Still not wrong. Also, what a racist POS.

    Maintaining this binary in youth sports reinforces the idea that boys are inherently bigger, faster, and stronger than girls in a competitive setting—a notion that’s been challenged by scientists for years.

    “Science is increasingly showing how sex is dynamic; it has multiple aspects and also shifts; for example, social experiences can actually change levels of sex-related hormones like testosterone in our bodies in a second-to-second and month-to-month way!” Sari van Anders, the research chair in social neuroendocrinology at Queen’s University, in Ontario, told me by email.

    What?

    She’s come undone

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “a notion that’s been challenged by scientists for years.”
      Yeah, right…you’re fired.

    • rhywun

      He’s not wrong.

      Letting them all in the first place was a political stunt.

      • Grosspatzer

        Stunts all around.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Surprise

    New York’s Yeshiva University announced Friday that it would put all undergraduate club activities on hold, days after losing a bid to have the US Supreme Court block a court order that requires the university to recognize an LGBTQ student club, an attorney for the club said.

    The university sent an unsigned email saying it will “hold off on all undergraduate club activities” while it “takes steps to follow the roadmap provided by the US Supreme Court to protect (the university’s) religious freedom,” citing upcoming Jewish holidays, according to a copy of the email provided by the attorney.

    That email was sent two days after the country’s highest Court declined in a 5-4 vote a request from the university to block a lower court order requiring it to recognize a “Pride Alliance” LGBTQ student club.

    Katie Rosenfeld, the attorney representing the club, called the university’s latest move a “shameful tactic” that aims to pit students against their LGBTQ peers.

    “The YU administration’s announcement today that it will cancel all student club activities rather than accept one LGBTQ peer support group on campus is a throwback to 50 years ago when the city of Jackson, Mississippi closed all public swimming pools rather than comply with court orders to desegregate,” Rosenfeld told CNN in a statement.

    Bring on the water cannons and attack dogs.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sucks they had to do it but this was the right move.

    • Zwak. who's suit is as ragged as his nerves.

      Sometimes the matador wins, and sometimes the bull.

  49. creech

    The latest buzz word seems to be “it’s a political stunt” (with just enough voice tone and body language to demonstrate that is the most evil tactic anyone could ever use.)
    Guess, what? The “Boston Tea Party” was a political stunt. Most of the BLM mostly riotous protests were political stunts. The 1st amendment enshrines “peaceful assembly” stunts.
    Of course, sending illegal immigrants to Martha’s Millionaireyard was a stunt! And didn’t everyone demand “discussion” on the immigration topic? Well, now you are getting it.

    • Tundra

      Politics is nothing but stunts.

      • Grumbletarian

        And stunts are nothing without a fall guy,

  50. Stinky Wizzleteats

    YouTuber visits the Russian Autonomous Jewish Oblast shortly before being arrested for criticizing Putin and being booted out of the country:
    https://youtu.be/qyB1l-89KEk

    Say what you will about that being shitty, at least he’s being treated better than the January 6th crew.

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Say what you will about that being shitty, at least he’s being treated better than the January 6th crew.

    Are you suggesting banishment as an option? It’s an interesting notion, but where would/could the “insurrectionists” be shipped off to? A desert island?

    • Grosspatzer

      Martha’s Vineyard?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If they get as spun up as they did from fifty Hispanic folks showing up I don’t think that’d fly.

  52. DrOtto

    This is the 2nd video and I’ve read several stories that also suggest it, but is there anything we fellow Americans can do for Martha’s Vineyard about their housing situation? One resident stated they had a housing crisis and others have suggested the housing situation there is bad. What can we do to help?

    • Tundra

      Pray for a meteor strike?