IFLA: The Edition “Others” of the Horoscope for the Week of September 25

by | Sep 25, 2022 | IFLA | 53 comments

Did I ever mention that Lily loves mountain streams?

My household had been suffering from the effects of MERCURY RETROGRADE, so I’ll be happy when it goes away next week. More domestic nonsense plaguing us until Wednesday, when the Jupiter retrograde – Earth – Moon – Sun nonsense breaks up. The day after that, we see a conjunction of MERCURY RETROGRADE with Mars, indicating that it’s a really bad day to be a soldier, or whatever bad things are scheduled to happen that day will be more physically violent than would otherwise be expected. But the day after that, Venus crosses over into Libra, bringing forth a general aura of chill and contentment. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Of course, Libra’s gain is Virgo’s loss. In fact, with the Sun moving on, all that Virgo has left is MERCURY RETROGRADE, so sucks to be you. Virgos? Monday- Wednesday are particularly lucky

Mina and Echo. I don’t know if Mina is named after Mina Harker, but look at her!

Libra: Page of Cups – News, message, application, reflection, meditation.

Scorpio: The Magician reversed – Physician, Magus, mental disease, disgrace, disquiet.

Sagittarius: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.

Capricorn: 5 of Wands – Imitation, competition, struggle, gold, gain, opulence, spreading monkeypox.

Aquarius: 9 of Coins – Prudence, safety, success, accomplishment, certitude, discernment. 

Pisces: Justice reversed – Legal complications, bigotry, bias, excessive severity.

Aries: Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision and the resulting instability

Taurus: The Emperor reversed –  Benevolence, compassion, credit; also confusion to enemies, obstruction, immaturity.

Gemini: 10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension.

Cancer: Queen of Wands – A dark woman, Countrywoman, friendly, chaste, loving. Also, love of money, or a certain success in business.

Leo: 6 of Swords – Journey by water, route, way, envoy, commissionary, expedient.

Virgo: 10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.

Tyson is a big fluffy boi. Having a rest after climbing up the mountain.

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Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

53 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The Hanged Man reversed – Selfishness, the crowd, body politic.

    W C Fields as the crowd is about to lynch him:

    “Have you any last request?”

    “Yes. I’d like to see Paris before I die.

  2. Don escaped Texas

    Pisces: Justice reversed – Legal complications, bigotry, bias, excessive severity

    Hey, all I needed to do was think in my mind that we donated to that charity – Herschel Walker

    • Don escaped Texas

      Virgo: 10 of Swords – Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.

      tents for everyone! – Eric Adams

  3. Mojeaux

    Taurus: The Emperor reversed – Benevolence, compassion, credit; also confusion to enemies, obstruction, immaturity.

    Hm. Not sure what to make of this, but this past week was wonderful. Hopefully, this will continue.

    • Gender Traitor

      this past week was wonderful.

      πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

      Hopefully, this will continue.

      πŸ€žπŸΌπŸ™πŸΌ

      • Mojeaux

        I have no reason to think it won’t if I keep my life boring enough. πŸ˜‚

        My week’s exciting plans are to help my mom clean her house tomorrow, go to therapy Friday and then Ikea after. That’s about all the excitement I can take.

  4. juris imprudent

    Page of Wands reversed – Anecdotes, announcements, evil news, indecision and the resulting instability

    Figures, I’ll be in the office this week.

  5. slumbrew

    Gemini: 10 of Coins reversed – Chance, fatality, loss, robbery, games of hazard, gift, dowry, pension.

    I think that means the Pats are gonna get jobbed by the refs

  6. Shiny Nerfherder

    Capricorn: 5 of Wands – Imitation, competition, struggle, gold, gain, opulence, spreading monkeypox.

    IT’S MY TIME NOW

    • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

      Capricorn’s horoscope seems oddly specific.

      • Negroni Please

        Just a day in the life of gay prostitutes

  7. DEG

    Nice pictures and videos.

    Journey by water, route, way, envoy, commissionary, expedient.

    Expediently shitty?

  8. kinnath

    β€œThe surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior ‘righteous indignation’ β€” this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats.”

    ― Aldous Huxley, Crome Yellow

    Ahead of his time

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      That was good, really good.

  9. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    I went to Franny’s Farmacy to stock up and I met Franny herself! She was an extremely fit, pretty 50-something, gentlemen. If you’re in western NC…

    • Brochettaward

      How much wealth does she have? I am typically pretty careful about who I share my First seed with, but I am currently hard up for funds for The Army Of The First. Building a great horde of Firsters is not cheap.

    • slumbrew

      Just googled up some YouTube reviews she did. She is indeed attractive

      • Gustave Lytton

        Reminds me of my last barber.

      • Tres Cool

        Id split her in two like a piece of dry hickory. She needs to add at least 150 lb.

  10. Mojeaux

    That was not an auspicious beginning.

  11. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Neighbors just brought home a 24″ largemouth bass from the little pond at the RV park!

    • Mojeaux

      Get some corn meal on that fucker stat!

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        Maybe they’ll give the guts to the communal pussy (cat)

      • Fourscore

        Sounds fishy to me, did they put it on a scale?

      • UnCivilServant

        They’re hoping to Skate on by without a Fin.

  12. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Pain, affliction, tears, sadness, desolation.- *sigh* so nothing new.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    She was an extremely fit, pretty 50-something, gentlemen

    No comprende.

    • Mojeaux

      Tripped me up, too. Fortunately the edit fairy was with me.

      I believe she is addressing and informing you gentlemen.

  14. UnCivilServant

    I’ve made it to Cleveland with limited interruptions, and they went and put me in the same room I had on the outbound leg.

    • rhywun

      Say hi to Neph. And many of my co-workers.

  15. rhywun

    Dang it, I hate when the batteries run out on the wall clock in my living room. It takes ten or twelve times with it punking me before I get motivated enough to haul out the step ladder to fix it.

    • Fourscore

      I have the same problem. The nail is in the sheet rock and pushes in if you don’t find the hanging eye on the clock perfectly. Of course the nail/clock eye can’t be seen and it’s guessing from the beginning. It takes me a number of attempts but eventually I get lucky. Same as a teenager (sometimes).

      • Tres Cool

        The crack in the plastic face on mine can attest to the times Ive missed.

  16. Tundra

    Lily is so damn smart. A lab would have just jumped.

    Leo: 6 of Swords – Journey by water, route, way, envoy, commissionary, expedient.

    Interesting! It must mean I need to walk a river or two.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I believe she is addressing and informing you gentlemen.

    Ah. In that case…. Still well outside my orbit.

  18. LCDR_Fish

    Well…shit. Still getting server 500 errors for “basic bitch” posts. I have no idea what’s up but I’m not going through this 16x again.

  19. one true athena

    So as a Virgo with the coof, my affliction lasts all week? Sucks.

    But doggo pics are a balm!

    • UnCivilServant

      Does the video ever get to a point? I was expecting someone to actually address an issue, but over a third of the way in it’s just badly dubbed audio over anime.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Nah, just a bunch of clips matched to the dub – I just think it’s funny in the juxtaposition. I was gonna reference Blackjack, but I think it works for any of us who have done retail before.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    My T mobile “5G” internet acts more like dial-up, some days. Like today, for instance. One of these days I’ll get pissed off enough to find out how to rid myself of it.

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, what did you expect connecting via phone?

  21. juris imprudent

    Little Bob channels his Dick [Nixon].

    The underlying economic problem is profit-price inflation. It’s caused by corporations raising their prices above their increasing costs.

    Corporations are using those increasing costs – of materials, components and labor – as excuses to increase their prices even higher, resulting in bigger profits.

    Whores, water, something or other.

    • Fourscore

      It’s the reason we need price controls…

    • rhywun

      And I suppose he has provided various companies’ balance sheets as evidence of this?

      • UnCivilServant

        No need, it is a known truth of his faith.

  22. Mojeaux

    Well, shit.

    • Gender Traitor

      Had hoped to get the KC game, but got stuck with the Bengals.

      ::turns on game:: OMG! The Bengals are winning! 😲

      I gather your guys aren’t. πŸ™

    • rhywun

      Bills shit the bed too – and against Miami no less 😠

      • The Hyperbole

        Yup, knocked me out of my last man pool as well, so many missed oportunities.