First things first – I called this the “Chinese Evil Dead” in last weeks’ movie comments. Clearly it is the Japanese Evil Dead. I cannot blame this racist mis-speak on IMDB, I can only blame it on my drunken blatherings. Forgive me, or don’t. I’ll still keep stinking up Thursday nights.
Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell
Short Feature: The Beer Parade
The short this week is a very, very rare cartoon. I thought of it because we just wrapped up Octoberfest, and this particular cartoon is about as celebration of beer post-prohibition*. Technically prohibition came back later in the form of the war on drugs. Things to note: This cartoon is so rare, it had not been seen for 70 years prior to this shaky video. The only video of it is this one, shot by some drunk with a cell phone**. Why is this so? Why is this so rare? Prohibition is shameful and should be taught as such to every school child. This should be mandatory viewing for school kids. Discuss in the comments!
On to the movie! This film is amusing, the special effects verge on Halloween haunted house quality, and this is best viewed with a beverage. Look, this movie is great! Hopping severed arms on strings, bloody zombies, the whole nine yards. I hope you enjoy!
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary! Next week, I have some real gems from the 1980’s to choose from:
- Mad Foxes: Hot rods! Nazi bikers! Vengeance!
- Wheel of Fire: Mad Max apocalypse-style feature with now-vintage cars, surplus jeeps, ninjas and… womenfolk! With guns!
What are you in the mood for next week? Let me know in the comments.
*I refuse to capitalize prohibition, that gives it some kind of importance, as if it was a good thing. If the lefties can play with the English language so can I.
**Not me. Some other drunk.
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*hits play*
“On to the movie! This film is amusing, the special effects verge on Halloween haunted house quality, and this is best viewed with a beverage. Look, this movie is great! Hopping severed arms on strings, bloody zombies, the whole nine yards. I hope you enjoy!”
No matter what, it can’t be worse than that pumpkin ale.
Oh it’s pretty bizarre. And enjoyable. I am a tad ahead of everyone so I hit pause and watched the cartoon again.
Thanks for the movie.
You are welcome! Enjoy!
**Not me. Some other drunk.
Not me either. Watching the short…
It’s another Columbia short, with a libertarian approach to assholes who vandalize beer.
Right up until the ‘free lunch’ wagon.
That was trippy.
Cartoons weren’t always for kids. There are a lot of adult ones shown with features in the 1930s, which were lost to time after the 1960s when cartoons increasingly were “only for kids.”
Now get ready for a grainy horror film with lots of stabbing!
General question:
Who here has seen “Shakes the Clown?”
Is that the Bobcat movie? If so, I have.
You mean The Citizen Cane of Alcoholic Clown Movies? Every true cinema fan has seen that!
Budget: $1.4 million
Box office: $114k
$115k, typo
Those are the only films I show. Box office failures.
Raises hand.
Ok. I was judging whether or not to show it. Since so many have already seen it, I will hold off.
That’s a criteria?
Sometimes. I can still play it – I was excited to see it available. Big tits zombie is still on the board too.
Yep
Loved the short. Good stuff. 🍻
Nothing happened in Vegas again. Dude stabbed showgirls on the strip. My guess, dude thought he was in love with street performer
It must have happened. I heard about it on the news.
At 35 minutes in, we have decapitation by shovel followed by dismemberment by hand axe.
Spoiler alert, dude!
(Actually, that makes me want to watch it, now that I busted out of the poker tournament.)
*play*
*break*
LOL our hero playing with his hair in the mirror
30 minutes in. You can make it.
Well, that was… something 🙂
I just have to say it. I have a lot of problems with you seconders. You don’t know how to drive – get the fuck out of the left lane. You reported my favorite Mexican restaurant for doing take out drinks. You vote in massive swarms which in our wonderful system of government cancels out The Firsters’ 1 million fold when there are no comparable number of seconders who should rank on the level of even the lowlights of Firsters.
Your time is coming to an end. REPENT.
And MikeS? Fuck you!
I am the Tenther and I have come to decimate all Firsters.
“You don’t know how to drive – get the fuck out of the left lane.”
Amen.
I have literally yelled at these fucksticks “You’ll never be first!” And then passed them in the right hand lane.
Sometimes fingers get thrown. I ain’t stoic.
I hates them.
And then passed them in the right hand lane
I’ve never understood why this is an issue, especially since it only seem to be a problem for people when there are only two lanes, once you get to three or more lanes people pass on the right with no hesitation.
Ditto. This has always been a truly WTF with me? People also do it all the time on four lane city streets and never think twice. Just get in whatever lane is clear and go.
https://youtu.be/tw429JGL5zo
I’m heading out for the night. I’m about half-way through the movie. An early Japanese gore film? From that gore genre from many movies ago?
Thanks RJ! I’ll finish the movie tomorrow.
Enjoy! It gets crazy about 30 minutes in.
Who Firsted who? I Firsted you.
Who Firsted who? Ain’t nobody told you?
Who Firsted who? I Firsted you!
I Firsted them and I Firsted you,
Bro’ picks up the bill when I First you!
Yeah!
I Firsted you! Bro gets the screw!
Yeah!
I am strongly beginning to suspect that you are just not a seconder, but the Anti-Firster spoken of in the the Firstonomicon.
Firstonomicon
Good one, Bro.
I still like Firsthalla.
☝🏻🤘🏻
He comes from the land of the ice and snow
From the beer tap room where the firstings flow
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our tits to new land
To fight the tards, seconders
Firsthalla I am comiiiiing….
Excellent!
*starts head banging*
Technically, if you post that as an article, you’ll be the first person to write and article about firsting.
Now that would be hilarious, the “Firster” out firsted by a Firsting article .
🤘🤘
Smoking a bowl,
The winds shakes my van,
I relax,
Cold descends upon us all,
Bitch that it is,
Basking on a hot rock….
In dreams of sunshine
and Firsting
I have had many firsts, Im good. How you doin’?
Doing good. Hoping to get some disc in this weekend. Been crazy busy. Still haven’t thrown my care package.
You must fix that,
Cheers bro🍻
People named John that annoy me,
Overfilled purple donuts,
Tunnels of color,
Leading to a dump,
The sky appeared,
I viewed it,
Black,
The wind is wonderful,
Trees break,
Teslas are destroyed,
Insurance,
Fear not,
The spaghetti monster still flies,
Blessed Conformity,
Or not,
People think Im famous,
Putrid looks famous,
Maybe we are,
When life fives you lemons,
Make surfboards,
Dont throw the baby out with the bathwater,
Por que dos?
It’s like watching the Browns play themselves.
Oh no, they’re going to overtime. Please doG let it end.
Denver’s toast, there’s no way they can score even a FG in 5:50.
If a football game only happens on Amazon Prime, did it actually happen?
Ugh. Amazon does their absolute damndest to remind me that it did.
I need to thank them for freeing up Thursday night. I don’t have Prime and I’m not getting it. So, no problem skipping the game.
Yesterday’s high was 73F. Tonight’s forecasted low is 21F. Saturday’s forecasted high is 62F. Fall is fun until the temp stops rebounding.
High of 47 tomorrow, bye nice weather
That was good.
Thanks, RJ 🙂
I never stop, if I do I may never start again,
Im off to work, kids.
Someone let Rufus know.
Watching In the Line of Duty III. This is awesome.
I looked it up on imdb. oh my gosh the BABY Michelle Yeoh in the first movie in that series!
Mornin peeps.
🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤
The clock is ticking. T-11 hours.
https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/10/fugitive-arrested-after-deciding-to-apply-for-job-with-nj-sheriffs-office.html
She sounds smart. 🙄
It’s genius, you get to turn yourself in without getting shot and if they miss it you just might get a job.
https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/news/larry-krasner-philadelphia-da-subpoena-pennsylvania-house/
And nothing else happened…
Good morning, Sean, Stinky, RoaT, and U! It’s Friday! And I get a three-day weekend! 😃
I intend to enjoy this one, Columbus Day is the holiday I fully expect to get cancelled ‘ere long by the woke mob. It’s either that or it’s renamed Indigenous Peoples Day or something. I can’t wait to see what we have to rename our state capital. 🙄
Indigenous Peoples Day Sale doesn’t have the same ring.
They keep trying to pull woke stuff around Columbus here but there’s too many of us of Italian extraction so it doesn’t go anywhere.
I admit I am not indigenous to Virginia but my children are.
They don’t try to offer another Italian in return?
Mussolini DayGambino DayCuomo DayI…got nuthin’.
Caligula Day. It would play right into their core deviancy.
July and August
If the Federal Reserve is closed then, I’ll get the time off! 😁
Octavian shouldn’t get
twoThree months!Mario and Luigi?
I’ve been having all kinds of fun with Luigi, I could use a holiday.
https://pypi.org/project/luigi/
Gregory “The Grim Reaper” Scarpa Day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregory_Scarpa
How could anyone with such a sweet mustache have been so nuts?
It’s friday. I have to provide a list of what I actually do to the new management. Hopefully it’s not a prelude to being replaced, but asking for this sort of thing in writing is always a red flag. This is the same management that doesn’t tell us anything, provide context for the barks of ‘do this’ or ‘provide Y by x’, nor do they ask our input on anything.
Oh, joy. I suppose “You are my manager, it’s your job to know what I do” is not an option.
New management, came from a different unit. Both myself and my newest supervisor have only met him once ever in the three months he’s been here.
I suspect (hope) it’s more of a sign that the new management has no clue what anyone in the department does nor how they do it but doesn’t dare admit their ignorance,
“Do you work here? I’m from the government”
“I invoke my fifth amendment right against self-incrimination”
Self-incrimination is not an absolute right, the founding fathers did not anticipate the rise of insurrectionists armed with weapons not permitted by the second amendment.
That’s because all weapons are permitted by the second amendment, you seditionist traitor!
Well, I’ve gotten most of what I do down. After filing off the serial numbers it amounts to:
Ticketing system
Print Services
LDAP
Samba
SFTP
PeopleSoft
PeopleSoft
PeopleSoft
PeopleSoft
PeopleSoft
PeopleSoft
PeopleSoft Adjacent
PeopleSoft Adjacent
SSL
Paperwork
Paperwork
Supervision
Supervision
Supervision
Paperwork
Interviews
Paperwork
I’m waiting for Hernando Cortes day. Anyone who finished off the Aztec Empire can’t be all bad. As for Columbus, in the context of the times he was pretty standard issue and not particularly brutal.
But he didn’t respect the indiginous culture of… ripping out hearts to feed the gods, flaying prisoners of war and wearing their skins until they rot, murdering children to brin the rain, eating the boiled flesh of sacrificial victims… etcetera etcetera etcetera.
He also didn’t get vaxed and wear a mask.
Careful man, it’s “Gods.” You want the sun to come up tomorrow don’t you?
Mornin’, reprobates!
One less renal calculus as 0f 9:30 AM yesterday. Yay! Still one more to go, but things are looking up.
We too are off for “Indigenous People’s Day”. Too many syllables, holidays should roll off the tongue.
It’s Columbus Day. Even New York State still calls it that, and they’re battling for Commifornias title of prog central.
My management begs to differ. Also this past Wednesday was “Hispanic and Latinx Games Day”. I did not participate, but I wonder if “Hispanic or Latinx” was one of the game categories. Because they are totally different.
Aren’t the Los Angeles Tinx a slow-pitch softball team?
I, for one, am eternally grateful that I never had to take renal calculus to fulfill a math requirement.
Morning All
And a great morning it is, wake up in the dark, get a fresh cup and sit in the quiet.
Ah, yes. Not exactly quiet here, the boids are noisy, but all good.
Speaking of boids,last night I found a sparrow-sized one had taken to roosting in one of my outside light fixtures. I took out the part that had turned into a droppings catcher (scaring off the boidy in the process), leaving less room to perch. I need to get the whole darn fixture replaced at some point.
“Thoity doity poiple boids a-sittin’ on a coib, a-boipin’ an’ a-choipin’ an’ a-eatin’ doity woims!”
I speak Joisey! 😎
What the *cheep* did you just say?
🤷🏼♀️
LOL
Good Morning Gang.
Nothing really exciting here…
But if you believe this…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11289623/Hes-not-joking-Biden-warns-Putin-deadly-using-tactical-NUKES-Ukraine.html
Maybe you should not be giving arms to Ukraine? Or maybe get Congress to go along with thermo nuclear way?
Remember all those articles about orange man having his finger near the button?
Good Times.
Us old folks will be fine. We learned to duck and cover in second grade.
Meh, living through a nuclear armageddon is overrated anyway, what with the living envying the dead and all that.
Envy the dead? HA! I will drag my tumor-riddled carcass through the glowing wastes and mock you for being ash.
That’s the spirit!
The USCF knows how to deal with cheaters.
https://nypost.com/2022/10/06/chess-champ-gets-butt-inspected-amid-sex-toy-cheating-claims/
Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann was seen having his rear end inspected as he arrived to compete at the US Chess Championships in St. Louis on Tuesday.
STEVE SMITH SAY RELAX.
I think I’ll stick to Monopoly and Trivial Pursuit. Hell, I’ll stick to Candy Land to avoid that! 😳
Are you saying that Candy Land and vibrating butt plugs are mutually exclusive?
If you need help deciding your next move in Candy Land …
suh’ fam
yo whats goody
A crisp fall mornin’, I started a fire in the wood furnace. Once the sun comes up it’ll stay warm all day.
Good morning, homey! Hey, did you hear that the spiffy new(ish) food co-op on lower (in every sense except the crime rate) Salem Avenue can no longer accept WIC? In that “food desert” (Is the nearby Rally’s even still open?) that sure smells like the kiss of death to me!