Via Warty:
I am afraid I cannot use such cringe imagery for a links featured image, but I have to put it here. Who’s the Argentine? Javier Millei. An anarchocapilalist politician.
Regarding his romantic life he has suggested in a La Nación interview that he is a champion of free love, and in a local TV program stated that he took part in several threesomes and that he is a Tantra instructor, in his words being “capable of remaining three months without ejaculating” and “bad cow.”
Yes, he’s a nut, but he’s a nut we can root for.
For the links!
The unexpected news over the weekend is the unexpected turnout for Bolsonaro in the Brazilian election. Support for Bolsonaro unexpectedly were not apparent in polls prior to the election, for some reason… Ignacio Lula de Silva, the communist candidate (I am using this in the strictest academic sense), unexpectedly failed to achieve 50% of the vote. Therefore the top two candidates unexpectedly will be subject to a unexpected runoff election.
Seriously, everyone expected the communist to win. The propaganda transcends borders.
Elsewhere in Latin America…US-Mexico-Canada trade disputes over energy. They want Brazil to be poor.
Most dangerous country for…environmentalists?
I know what you’re thinking, these guys again? Yup. More Satanic imagery, more underhanded Jungian lyrics, more space organs, more suggestive ballet dancers…its all there.
How is Cinco de Mayo on October 4th?
Are you not supposed to eat mayo on October 4th?
Not out of the sink.
I’m eating mayo right this very second!
Nowhere left to go, huh?
No Way Out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9391iIlcYKs
First first.
First hard.
No mercy.
That’s the Way of the First.
Dammit.
You almost had it. Once more into the breach!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VOOZDO5KDv4
Get Jaime a body bag man… a body bag!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgjTjkFzM5Y
and in a local TV program stated that he took part in several threesomes and that he is a Tantra instructor
I’m not so bad in the sack myself.
capable of remaining three months without ejaculating
To what point and purpose?
It’s not health advice, your prostate needs to be used.
Bob Dole agrees.
That’s why his hand was always curled up.
To get the artisanal mayo in the sink…
I must remind you of Glibertarians.com running gag #34: there will be no kink shaming.
Disapproving looks ok?
I’d have to check and that’s a bit of a chore, but I think its okay along with “shunning”.
Skinny TwinksNarrowed Gaze.I AM NOT ashamed of my vintage carnival strongman eating a banana split fetish!
That barely moves the needle here.
Yeah, this place accepts STEVE SMITH.
Accepts? I’d say celebrates.
ACCEPT NOT IN STEVE EQUATION.
That gave me the giggles; thanks KK.
“Wife! I’ve had enough of your naggery. I’m off to the chemist… FOR A PHOSPHATE!”
‘Don’t forget the coca powder, good Sir. It makes you feel ever so energetic!’
+1 Jamba Juice boost
“capable of remaining three months without ejaculating”
Show him the ass slap gif.
He may be a fool, but he’s our fool. If they think they’re better than him, they’re wrong
He’s a nut, he’s crazy in the coconut!
Peter Paul’s Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t.
Tuesday links. I look forward to that cover photo every week.
Therefore the top two candidates unexpectedly will be subject to a unexpected runoff election.
Indeed, I did not see that one coming.
We were all surprised!
Are we still talking about that Argentine guy?
For at least another 12 weeks.
What is with the “modern” style of painting portraits? The guy in the middle looks ok, but Trump and the guy on the right are painted with a bunch of wrinkles that aren’t blended in. Seems to be a popular way to paint for the last 20 or 30 years, but I hate it.
Its artfully produced cringe. My favorite is Ronald Reagan riding a Velociraptor while shooting an HK MP-7.
I prefer Rambo Jesus.
So, Elon buys twitter a bit more than a month before the election.
If the Republicans do well, I imagine it’s because Elon colluded with the Russians to hijack the election to harm Ukraine.
Am I doing this right?
Absolutely. It’s no coincidence he called for a vote to end the war. Exactly what a Putin puppet would do.
Sounds about right.
yes. according to the totally unbiased FBI, totally unsuspiciously right before the election.
Wait, is that the sequel to Mr. Roboto?
Snowblind
Great song.
Rip Loretta Lynn.
Son of a bitch, I initially read that as Loretta Lynch. Don’t get my hopes up like that.
Nothing says “free trade” like mandatory supranational negotiations about local energy permits…
Somewhere Ross Perot is saying, “Now, now see. See I told you NAFTA was a bad idea.”
He’s got a ghostly flip chart full of data to support that statement as well.
giant
sucking
sound
Are we now talking about Kamela?
If only he was able to study the problem and come up with a solution.
Hurricane-Ravaged Florida Town Raises Ukraine Flag So Congress Will Send Aid
Nice one.
In other news, stonks is wilding.
Jair Bolsonaro and Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, two diametrically opposed candidates for Brazil’s presidency, have started a four-week race to pursue votes ahead of a winner-take-all runoff.
So… you’re saying Brazilian Trump still has a chance?
He always did
Depends on the fortificação, I suspect.
See if you are capable of remaining three months without ejaculating in light of Titty Tuesday.
http://web.archive.org/web/20221004201326/https://www.barnorama.com/46-hot-and-sexy-girls-in-lingerie/
To See How Marxists Plan To Destroy America, Look At Their War On Virginia’s History
Ouch! I’ve had enough nut punches
todaythis weekthis monththis year.Why no one trusts the police anymore
I guess they did send Nicholas Angel to the boonies after all.
Don’t forget the hate birds. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/mediaviewer/rm2478414080
“Pediatric gender clinics have popped up to meet the growing demand of children and adolescents who have adopted a transgender identity. At least 47 pediatric gender clinics, many at prominent children’s hospitals, have broadened the scope of their patient criteria to include not only transgender-identified children, but those they describe as “gender creative,” “gender diverse,” or “gender nonconforming.” Some of these programs see patients as young as two and three years old.”
https://www.dailywire.com/news/hospitals-clinics-are-promoting-services-to-gender-nonconforming-kids-here-are-47-of-them
Good gravy, has none of these people heard of Annie Lennox or Boy George?!
No, they’re British, which means they’re just weird.
Or Prince, or Brett Michaels.
Dude looks like a lady.
Prince – https://youtu.be/ff8LEx9Mw54
Do you really want to hurt them?
Do you really want to make them cry?
Well… yeah
That meme about 80s vs. 90s vs. now (“I can’t believe I used so much hairspray”… “I can’t believe I was a goth”…) keeps leaping to mind.
Left alone (and not pushed by the fad nature of this crap), almost all of these kids would work through these issues just fine and figure out if they’re gay, straight or otherwise. But no, let’s take kids at the most confusing time of their lives and lock them into decisions they’ll never come back from.
The suicide rate is going to be staggering — and I have to think the bastards getting rich off it know that.
Malthus worshipers, remember?
Yeah… I thought about adding “And this is what they want” a few times but figured y’all were already aware of it. And some of it is just greed, I think…
More like Mammon worshipers.
You mean like this?
God help me, but Angelina is still a wood.
Right there at the very sharpest point of the hot/crazy matrix.
Hard No. Way too crazy, way too stringy.
Yup. Don’t forget, she cut her own boobs off.
I’ve been keeping it handy:
https://ibb.co/tpvYp0r
So we’ve gone from gender dysphoria in 0.003% of the population, to needing 47 clinics JUST FOR KIDS. It’s not a trend or fad or anything, there were just that many people feeling oppressed all the time.
Good luck finding a physician who will hand out more than a 7 day supply of pain medication to a chronic pain patient, but shooting up 2 year old kids with cross sex hormones in preparation for surgically removing their genitals later on is just fine.
The left just cares about people.
@labour voters 🗳 really are vileQuote: If you voted @Conservatives you don’t deserve to be resuscitated by the #NHS
The world would be a better place if we just took everyone who takes politics this seriously and launch them into the sun.
This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here
We can only hope this gets wielded sometime soon: The House Mace: Weapon of Congress
Also known as Mister Thwackum.
If we can shove it into a stone, can we keep Congress out of session until the next Speaker can pull it out?
“The fact that this is not a unique melee weapon in Fallout 3 is a huge missed opportunity”
I have to agree.
Oh, no!
Report: Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen hire divorce lawyers
JFC. What is it about South America and their love for dirty commies?
Asia, Europe, and Africa aren’t any better.
Catholicism.
What is it about
South Americahumans and their love for dirty commies?FIFY.
Uh oh. Sunshine State transplant is going full Florida Man.
BWAHAHAHA!
He won’t be a full member of Florida Man club until he gets a neck tattoo and becomes the subject of a Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd news conference, so there’s still time…
lmao, the Grady Judd line is great.
Speaking of whom, these exist.
We pickup up one of those TheraGun things. Crap is that thing powerful. The lowest setting felt like a jackhammer. It will take some getting used to.
I pity your wife’s clit.
Only if she gets a turn — sounds like he’s busy getting used to it, remember?
Oh no, this is not for down there. That would be an ER visit for sure.
As Betty White has reminded us, in reference to vaginas: “Those things can take a pounding.”
Boy, the personal experiences people share around here….
You could try something better-designed and with a much longer track record: https://thumpermassager.ca/
I own the Mini Pro, and it’s awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3Gblw2nZtQ
We have one. Thing is worth every dime.
It’s the name brand one, you can tell it’s way better than the knock offs.
“Pedophile Sympathizer On Board Sponsoring New LGBT Daycare Project in Berlin
A gay rights organization in Berlin, Germany, is set launch a new pilot program next spring by opening two daycare centers with a special focus on providing the children education on LGBT issues. But disturbingly, an academic with a lengthy history of normalizing pedophilia is one of three people on the board overseeing the organization….
“Many schools and daycare centers still struggle to educate when it comes to homosexuality, transsexuality, and intersex with respect with children,” the daycare’s about page reads, “We want to change that now.”
Disturbingly, one of the members of the board overseeing and sponsoring the Gay Counseling Services and their project is Rüdiger Lautmann, a German sociologist and gay rights advocate who has a lengthy history of normalizing pedophilia.
Lautmann is a former professor at the University of Bremen, where he taught from 1971 to 2001. Most notably, Lautmann authored a book titled The Lust for Children: A Portrait of Pedophiles. The book is based on his interviews with 60 men who admitted to sexually abusing young children, primarily boys.”
https://reduxx.info/pedophile-sympathizer-overseeing-new-lgbt-daycare-project-in-berlin/
Don’t worry about the backlash. It not like Germany could elect a fascist.
Same thing is going on in the UK
Mermaids is cancer.
At this point, I’m a conspiracy observer.
Because obviously you can’t want to protect children unless you also want to fuck them.
I can’t believe that’s a real passage from a real article.
My moral objection to initiating violence against people is getting weaker by the day.
daycare centers…education on LGBT issues.
“We’re not groomers.”
TOK has a TheraGun he can lend you.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/dear-deidre/19992818/oral-sex-orgasm-husband-rarely-does-it/
Re: Musk buying Twitter
Twenty years ago I said “fuck it” and stopped haggling on a new pickup truck over five hundred dollars and it still bothers me when I think about it. I mean, that dealer installed rustproofing is BULLSHIT…is there really anything additional on there you sleazy bastard…but I was sick of the idiotic purchasing process and just wanted to get it over with. Maybe that’s what happened with Elon, although the stakes are a bit higher of course. I don’t know if he’ll make a mint or lose his shirt but it should be good for some laughs in the meantime.
I bought my current car because my wife got tired of me looking over the website and thinking about my options and just leaned over me and clicked “Purchase”.
No idea who Elon’s current squeeze is — but given some of his exes, I could see that happening.
(And it has been the best car I’ve ever owned, so I’m glad she did it… )
I think there is new information that we don’t know about that puts it in Musk’s advantage to proceed rather than walk away. From Musk’s released analyses on the data he was given, it sounds like Twitter falsified the estimated bot rate in their SEC filings by something like 400%. Musk is smart and has a good team to advise him. There’s a cold calculation behind this move.
Maybe there has since been new data released to dispute the mispresented bot rate, but I haven’t seen it beyond Twitter just saying that Musk is wrong. It would be in Twitter’s best interest to release that data publicly if they could refute it.
“OnlyFans stars Jake and Airika have a height difference of almost 3-feet, which has left their fans curious over how their sex life works as she is only as tall as his waist”
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/im-311-boyfriend-68-dont-28148742
I have an idea how it works…
This was also on there but click at your own risk:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/body-modification-addict-called-human-28134249
Any doctors involved should be in fucking prison.
I have an idea how it works…
Sort of like a fleshlight?
If she has a flat head, he has the perfect place to rest his beer.
Ohhh! Great minds think alike!
Beat me to it.
But you left out “no teeth”.
But does she own a liquor store?
Something something place to rest my beer.
“ANALYSIS: Establishing a ‘Pronouns to Surgery Pipeline’ in Wisconsin…
This August, medical professionals providing “gender-affirming care” at Milwaukee Children’s hospital were instrumental in the development and approval of major revisions to the sex ed curriculum at nearby Wauwatosa, WI school district. Several different individuals associated with the clinic influenced the board either directly as a member or on an external committee that worked on the revisions since October of 2021….”
https://chalkboardreview.com/analysis-establishing-a-pronouns-to-surgery-pipeline-in-wisconsin/
Pharmaceutical companies, including the manufacturer of lupron, are spending money to promote gender ideology in schools.
The lawsuits ten years from now are going to be insane and will make the Camp Lejune water situation and the tobacco company settlements combined look like a drop of water in the Pacific Ocean.
Or is it Fort Bragg? Whatever…
Yeah. Looking forward to those ads on MeTV and COMET.
I don’t know, big pharma has gotten themselves immunity from lawsuits for Covid vaccines, and now you have these hospitals asking the FBI to go after dissenters. Government might run interference.
I can see this one pushing way past any immunity. The raw anger that is going to be unleashed could break most politicians, in a Regan reelected way.
Its Camp Lejune
I looked up a specialist that I have an appointment with next month. The hospital website has pronouns on the bio page.
The leaked videos from that hospital admitting that sex change surgeries are a major money-maker explain everything. It’s like Big Tobacco colluding with the ASCO.
I miss the good old day when all we worried about were priests, boy scout leaders, and sports coaches fucking the boys.
Life was so much simpler then…good times…
PE coaches have a sad.
*teachers…
The rapidity with which Big Pharma went from a pariah to a paragon of the far left has been nothing short of amazing.
Big pharma, big business, FBI/CIA, all of it. It’s crazy.
The rapidity with which Big Pharma went from a pariah to a paragon of the far left has been nothing short of amazing.
Our local Dem U.S. House candidate is running ads saying how she’s against drug companies (but only regarding pricing of standard drugs, of course). But she knows her audience (Iowa), which is not nearly as woke as many other places.
“Transhausen by Proxy. Plain and simple. These mothers are using their children to gain woke points and attention. Evil.”
https://twitter.com/againstgrmrs/status/1577390482803625989
There is no other explanation.
Another anecdotal data point. There’s a trans kid in our neighborhood. One the kid’s moms (Yes, two moms. Go figure.) complains on Nextdoor about some other kids who ring their doorbell and yell anti-trans stuff. I am tempted to reply, that yes, these kids’ behavior is terrible, but what you are doing to your kid is even worse.
There’s at least one trans female down the street from me. Overweight late teens dude who is obviously in mental hell.
The parents are school teachers and exuberant virtue signalers that have had BLM signs up for two years.
Kid didn’t have a chance.
One trans kid is plausible. Three is impossible.
Yeah, it really helps explain why Heather thinks she’s a tranny.
Alpine gazes are narrowed.
Sierra Madre gazes become clouded.
This is known.
I know there are all these stories, and big clinics and everything, but does anyone know the number of kids who are being given hormones and surgery? My guess is that number would shock a lot of people who aren’t now paying much attention.
Good question, but very difficult to answer.
How about this?
Unless they’re suffering from early onset puberty, none of them should be given hormones.
And none of them should be surgically mutilated.
One is too many.
The guy doesn’t care about stirring the pot that’s for sure.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/black-lives-matter-scam-says-kanye-west-white-lives-matter-shirt-goes-viral
<— The T-shirt I would wear if I wore T-shirts with messages.
“People Keep Having Sex at This Polish Museum and no one’s entirely sure why”
https://www.insidehook.com/daily_brief/sex-and-dating/polish-musuem-fort-gerhard-public-sex
Because it’s there.
Maybe they like sausage?
Do they do the reverse Polish notation position?
The Slivovitz? Oh yeah.
There’s a lot of knobs to Polish?
I Warsaw what you did there.
How many polacks does it take to screw?
Correct answer. Same as the city walls in Tallinn, Estonia. Or so I’ve heard.
Poles are trying to change a light bulb?
STEVE SMITH NOTIFY COUSIN STEFAN SMITSKI. HE INVESTIGATE!
How quaint.
Constitutional law expert Alan Dershowitz told Newsmax on Friday that the Jan. 6 committee’s public hearing on Thursday night was ”not a fair proceeding” in that it was ”one-sided” and ”unethical.”
”Take, for example, President Trump’s speech on Jan. 6,” Dershowitz said on ”Spicer & Co.” ”He said at the end of the speech he wanted people to show their voices patriotically and peacefully.
”They doctored the tape,” he continued. ”They edited those words out. If a prosecutor ever did that, they’d be disbarred. You can’t present part of the tape and deliberately omit the rest of the tape in order to mislead the audience, especially when the other side has no opportunity to cross-examine, no opportunity to present its own evidence.”
Are they still doing that? Wow, I figured they would slink away, tails between their legs by now.
The whole thing is a loser, politically.
The GOP needs to go scorched earth on the agencies.
But they won’t.
Maybe a near-miss nuclear war will wake them up.
“Scooby-Doo’s Velma Dinkley FINALLY confirmed as lesbian in new Trick or Treat film as new female love interest is introduced”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11280161/Scooby-Doos-Velma-Dinkley-FINALLY-confirmed-lesbian-new-Trick-Treat-film.html
Zoinks or ruh-roh?
Jinkies!
At least she wasn’t into dogs.
And you better watch the movie or you’re a deplorable homophobe!
But no Trump voters! They don’t want you to see it!
Next they will confirm Scooby-Doo and Shaggy are indeed potheads
I’m going with that boop sound my TV makes when I change the channel.
*price is right fail horn*
Back when it would have been ground-breaking
Scooby-Doo writer James Gunn says ‘explicitly gay’ Velma was ‘watered down’ by studio
Filmmaker reveals how studio interference downgraded Velma’s sexuality to ‘ambiguous’ before giving her a boyfriend in the 2004 sequel
So, they could have paired up Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardellini?
Hmmmmm….
Linda Cardellini
She’s pretty high on my “Sneaky Hot” list.
Or, to borrow a Bill Simmons bit, “The Diane Lane All-Stars”
Modify that to Alyson Hannigan and Linda Cardellini, and you got yourself a deal!
It would have worked if it weren’t for those meddling studio execs.
LOL
*applause*
Scooby Doo and the Mystery of the Half-Eaten Muff in theatres today!
Just shove a scooby snack up there — better than peanut butter.
I never particularly thought of her as straight, bi, or lesbian, just freaky in the sack.
Daphne, on the other hand, it high-maintenance. Stay away from her.
With all the hullabaloo about transgender females taking over women’s sports, the best estimates are that there are twice as many trans males as trans females. OTOH, in my own personal experience as an advisor to college students, I advised three trans females but no trans males. (They weren’t doing it for athletic purposes; after all they were physics majors.)
Oops, the link.
The surge in FTM is new.
And purely opportunistic. Mastectomies are a lower bar to clear than bottom surgeries are. Therefore they can get more business in the door.
It’s evil.
It’s more complicated than that. Girls are more likely to be uncomfortable with their bodies, and are much more susceptible to “social contagion”.
Politically, a female presenting as masculine is no where as transgressive as a male presenting as feminine (eg. women can wear men’s clothes), so merely being butch or tom doesn’t earn any woke points.
I don’t disagree, I’m just saying that from a financial perspective it’s a lower risk proposition with better payoff to push top surgery. The clinics get better cash flow.
Boys have to go for the full enchilada and that’s a harder sell with more risks.
I’ve taken to thinking about it in the most cynical way possible because that seems to be the way it actually is.
Always follow the money.
It’s also crazy cakes that for all the rainbow shit, kids can’t grow up to be gay. They’re turning the U.S. into Iran.
My brother, the gay rights activist for the last 30 years or so, has noted that trans-activists are undoing all of his work.
Exactly. If you care one whit about the social acceptance of homosexuals, you need to be working against this insanity. Because the backlash is going to be ugly and last for generations.
Well, most FTM are non-op. That is they keep their junk, but often get cosmetic surgeries (boobs, FFS, tracheal shaves). Although that is changing now that they are pushing it on kids.
The most fucked up thing is that they are performing hysterectomies on girls. Which makes no sense since you can’t see someone’s uterus.
Child bearing is oppression, dude.
For SCIENCE lovers, they sure do seem to deny a lot of it.
So much for the pregnant man emoji.
“Boys have to go for the full enchilada”
I think its more the full taco, but I’m no expert on this stuff.
Anyway, based on neurology and history, FTM should be very rare. So I completely agree it should require more safekeeping, even among adults.
“A transgender male is a person who was born female and who now lives as a male. A transgender female is a person who was born male and who now lives as a female.”
That’s a terrible use of language.
So much this. Also, I refuse to use the terms that way.
They are males or females experiencing transgenderism.
So we are transforming society for <1% of the population.
Always love the work you put into these and your beer reviews, mexican sharpshooter.
I’d vote for a Brazilian over Bush any day.
I saw that
One for the aviation geeks: OTD (okay, yesterday) in 1967, William J. “Pete” Knight piloted an X-15A2 to a speed of Mach 6.7, or 4,520 MPH — which has never been broken to this day.
His call sign was “Pete”?
The Space Shuttle would do 17.6K mph, so maybe there some context to that record? Atmosphere?
Great Moments in the War on Drugs!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/dea-lost-track-drug-mule-114-pound-fentanyl-bust-rcna49419
A fentanyl courier moving enough to kill millions got busted, then slipped the DEA
Unsaid, as always, is what mechanism it would require for fentanyl to kill millions of people.
I suppose that if Santa Claus took it to every house…
It also depends on how deadly the fentanyl is.
If the fentanyl has easy access to AR-15s, a lot of people are gonna.
die
The fentanyl was headed to South Bend. Let’s hope it doesn’t hitch a ride with all of those AR-15s driving themselves to Chicago.
I don’t know about that. I’ve seen fentanyl do a double leg takedown, transition to the back and sink in a rear naked choke. He didn’t even need an AR.
Fenton Ill was a bad dude.
I heard he even beat up Corn Pop.
Fentanyl isn’t like anthrax. It’s not gonna kILl miLLyunZ! unless, you know, like someone looks for it, buys it and then takes it.
Reliable sources say that drug dealers will be passing fentanyl out as Halloween candy this year…
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/young-people-are-targeted-brightly-colored-rainbow-fentanyl-government-rcna49503
If you gave a precise dose, just barely fatal, to enough people, etc.
It’s such bullshit.