IFLA: The “Hadley” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Nov 13

by | Nov 13, 2022 | IFLA | 99 comments

The Hadley mountain pics/vids were taken before I left, which is why there are leaves still on trees.

Yes, we’re on top of what passes for a mountain on the East coast. No the dogs don’t care at all.

The weekend begins with warnings about military disasters and the spillover effects getting into one’s domestic life (Mars retrograde, waning moon, Earth). Midweek is eventful, with crossovers and a pair of (unrelated?) alignments involving domestic turmoil (Jupiter retrograde, waning moon, earth) and the very definition of “get lucky” (Mercury, Venus, Sun). Hmmm. Scorpio’s fortune begins to pass on to Sagittarius, with Venus crossing over on Wednesday and Mercury following it on Thursday. The back half of the week is astrally unimportant.

Lily and Dakota doing their thing.

Scorpio: 9 of Swords reversed – Imprisonment, suspicion, doubt, reasonable fear, shame.

Sagittarius: The Empress reversed – Light, truth, the unravelling of involved matters, public rejoicings, vacillation.

Capricorn: Queen of Wands reversed – Opposition, jealousy, deceit and infidelity.

Aquarius: 4 of Wands – Country life, haven of refuge, a species of domestic harvest-home, repose, concord, harmony, prosperity, peace, and the perfected work of these. 

Pisces: Strength – Power, energy, action, courage, magnanimity; also complete success and honors.

Aries: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity.

Taurus: 8 of Coins reversed – Voided ambition, vanity, cupidity, exaction, usury.

Gemini: 8 of Swords reversed – Disquiet, difficulty, opposition, accident, treachery; what is unforeseen.

Cancer: The Star – Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, hope and bright prospects.

Leo: Ace of Swords – Triumph, the excessive degree in everything, conquest, triumph of force. It is a card of great force, in love as well as in hatred.

Virgo: 5 of Coins reversed – Disorder, chaos, ruin, discord, profligacy.

Libra: Knight of Coins reversed – Inertia, idleness, repose of that kind, stagnation; also placidity, discouragement, carelessness.

November is a great time for a mountain stream bath, because the water hasn’t gotten all solid yet.

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Not Adahn

Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

99 Comments

  1. Ownbestenemy

    Sagittarius: The Empress reversed – Light, truth, the unravelling of involved matters, public rejoicings, vacillation.

    Worse reading for a libertarian ever.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: The Empress reversed – Light, truth, the unravelling of involved matters, public rejoicings, vacillation.

    *peers around suspiciously*

    • Chafed

      I feel the same way.

  3. DEG

    Triumph, the excessive degree in everything, conquest, triumph of force. It is a card of great force, in love as well as in hatred.

    Potentially shitty.

    • Rebel Scum

      Just don’t force anything.

      • R.J.

        *Insert STEVE SMITH joke here

      • Chafed

        I see what you did there.

      • DEG

        #metoo

  4. Mojeaux

    Taurus – Voided ambition, vanity, cupidity, exaction, usury.

    So… all my loansharking is going to pay off finally.

  5. slumbrew

    Gemini: 8 of Swords reversed – Disquiet, difficulty, opposition, accident, treachery; what is unforeseen.

    That fits my current mood.

    • Chafed

      Are you still with your MIL?

      • slumbrew

        Got home Friday.

        Continued political decline/work stress/sick and bitchy spouse just got me under a black cloud.

  6. Rebel Scum

    Aquarius: 4 of Wands – Country life

    I aim to move from the ‘burbs of Richmond to the Shenandoah valley region.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Now’s a good time. Land prices here are cratering. I’ve been monitoring a piece of property after having my offer laughed at. Since then, the seller has halved their asking price. Still needs to come down another 75%.

      • R C Dean

        So, if my math is right, they were asking $200K for a parcel you think is worth $25K?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Yes. They were asking around $8k/acre just a few months ago. Now they’ve dropped down closer to $4k/acre.

        It’s hard to find comps for acreage without improvements, but I’m seeing actual sales closer to $900/acre across several properties.

  7. rhywun

    Increase, abundance, superfluity

    Suitably vague.

    • Timeloose

      Disorder, chaos, ruin, discord, profligacy.

      Not vague. Sounds like I got that going for me.

      • Nephilium

        Sounds like a description of government.

      • Timeloose

        Ruin does not sound like the present government, future certainly.

        My name is Ruin.
        https://youtu.be/lHomCiPFknY

      • Nephilium

        Aren’t horoscopes supposed to predict the future?

      • Timeloose

        It’s a fair cop

  8. MikeS

    Pisces: Strength – Power, energy, action, courage, magnanimity; also complete success and honors.

    What’s the catch?

    • Fourscore

      You’re reading the woke column? Gender sensitive?

  9. Not Adahn

    Back from a lovely hike in Moreau State Park. I’m really hoping it will hurry up and snow so I don’t have to keep dealing with ticks.

    • Sean

      I’m so not ready for snow.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s a very practical ground cover — don’t need to mow it, Lily doesn’t get all dirty when she’s out paying in it.

      • Tonio

        Hey, NA, I just emailed you for help with a WordPress issue.

      • Not Adahn

        Yup. Just replied.

        Long story short — I do the sidebar/summary/featured illustration before switching to block.

    • Timeloose

      Nice. Still my favorite cut.

      • Sean

        Blue cheese burgers and a tri tip for the week. Beef. 😉

      • Not Adahn

        I’ve been getting cheap roasts and sous viding them for a couple of days @ 130F. Then they go in the freezer or refrigerator. Then I cut them into steaks as needed.

      • Tundra

        Good idea. How do you prep?

      • Not Adahn

        For the sous vide? I don’t actually. I’ll do any kind of seasoning on the piece that I’m cooking to eat.

      • Tundra

        No salt?

      • Not Adahn

        Nah. I’m treating the sous vide as a pre-cooking step to make the meat chewable. Even that weird fat lightning bolt in an eye of round becomes edible.

      • KSuellington

        Coffee rub is fantastic on tri tip.

      • hayeksplosives

        Husband made a coffee/brown sugar rub on a ribeye and grilled it yesterday. Yum.

        But too rare for me. I mean, RARE. Of course I can’t dare tell him that.

      • Ted S.

        How can steak be too rare?

      • DEG

        🙂

    • Tundra

      Beautiful! How many days salting?

      • Sean

        24 hours for those.

    • R.J.

      Awesome. Cigar and cognac here. Then back to folding laundry. Man it is nice outside today!

      • DEG

        Rain moving through the area here. Kinda chilly. Snow up north.

        After I finish this Irish coffee I plan to get some work done around the house.

  10. Tundra

    Great videos! That Bernese is gorgeous!

    Leo: Ace of Swords – Triumph, the excessive degree in everything, conquest, triumph of force. It is a card of great force, in love as well as in hatred.

    Wow. Gotta bring the A game this week!

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      She does look like a tweaked.

      • Shiny Nerfherder

        Tweaker

        Autocorrect wins again

    • Raven Nation

      She’s the definition of someone who worked her whole life to move up the political chain so she could exert her power over other people. Accomplished nothing outside the world of public policy.

    • R C Dean

      Thank you, ma’am. That video looks like somebody sped it up. Yikes.

  11. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    Came home from Lowes to a very poopy smell in my house. Looked everywhere and couldn’t find a thing. Called my dad. He suggested a possible backup down the system, unrelated to me. So I closed the vales. No more shit smell!

    I’m going to test out the tank heaters tonight.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      *valves

    • MikeS

      +1 Dad for the win

    • Nephilium

      When fermenting certain things, the aroma is described as “elephant farts”.

      • Tres Cool

        I baked cod yesterday, an aroma I described as “trichomoniasis”. When I got home this morning It still lingered here in the Palatial 2X-Wide™.

      • Nephilium

        One of my first times doing a half gallon jar of sauerkraut, I thought there was a sewer line break in my basement. Cabbage has a lot of sulfer.

      • Tres Cool

        Same with collards, which is a cabbage cousin. Really stinks the crib up when I toss them in a pressure cooker.

      • Not Adahn

        Is that accurate? Elephant digestion is so inefficient it would not surprise me if they fart with little smell.

      • R.J.

        I once had paper made with elephant dung. Bought it at the zoo.

      • Not Adahn

        Yup, the fibers got through almost entirely unchanged.

    • rhywun

      OFFS

    • Shiny Nerfherder

      That’s tarded.

      Just another example of our society having more wealth than wisdom.

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      Without those things hanging down, that’s a beautiful coat

      • hayeksplosives

        Those things hanging down conveniently transform it into a straight jacket the second the idiot who bought it puts it on.

    • Michael Malaise

      Perfect for my Human-Lobster Hybrid Wife!

  12. Tres Cool

    “The Fastest High-Speed Train in the World”
    Fuxing WHO ?

  13. hayeksplosives

    Me:

    Aries: Wheel of Fortune reversed – Increase, abundance, superfluity

    Husband:

    Capricorn: Queen of Wands reversed – Opposition, jealousy, deceit and infidelity.

    Stepson getting married Saturday:

    Libra: Knight of Coins reversed – Inertia, idleness, repose of that kind, stagnation; also placidity, discouragement, carelessness.

    Hmm. Interesting week.

  14. Not Adahn

    Apparently the ADKs got their first snow today. I was a few dozen miles south (and a few thousand feet lower) so nada.

    • Timeloose

      I got snow and sleet today, for about 20 min.

  15. DEG

    OT: Learning to love an abusive employee

    For several years, our long-time housekeeper has been embezzling money, breaking our things, siphoning our gas, and sharing pornography with our impressionable kids.

    One day, this uppity servant stole our keys and locked us inside. She’d let us out periodically, but only to go to specific places for certain things.

    To preserve our health, she demanded we keep our distance, cover our faces, and take a new medication a friend of hers cooked up. Unless we did, we might never be allowed to leave.

    • R.J.

      That’s weird.

      • rhywun

        Almost sounds familiar!

    • MikeS

      Excellent.

      • Fourscore

        Well, I don’t like her but all the neighbors seem to

  16. Not Adahn

    This tea is tricky. It goes from “boring” to “way too tannic” in under a minute. But when you get it right it’s fantastic, especially for the cost.

  17. R.J.

    Little cold-drunk hornets are staggering around my garden table

    • hayeksplosives

      Haiku version:

      The cold-drunk hornets
      Staggering around my table
      They can’t sting me now/

      • hayeksplosives

        Shot.

        Should be
        The cold-drunk hornets
        Stagger around my table
        They can’t sting me now/

      • R.J.

        Yes. My daughter is still afraid and won’t come outside. I would haiku that but the cognac is taking effect.

  18. kinnath

    Well, the deer fence is up around the orchard. Now to go move about 20 or 30 bales of peat moss from the trailer to where it needs to be. That’s my early glib fit report.

    • kinnath

      Or I could just move it to the appropriate post

    • Fourscore

      Good deal, Kinnath, 6 feet or higher?

      • kinnath

        No

        Just a 5 foot fence.

        It’s temporary. Seems to be enough to keep the deer from chewing on the trees in the middle of winter.

        I need to put a permanent fence in some day.

      • R.J.

        In comparison I am a lazy bum. I did laundry, then the wife left to go see her friends. So all work stopped and I had a drink and cigar.

      • Name's BEAM. James BEAM.

        Seems fair to me. If she left to recreate, no reason why you can’t.

      • R.J.

        That was my thought.

      • R.J.

        It’s too cold for the young kitties. They won’t come outside. Guess I must go back in and get to work.

      • Tres Cool

        With the 1st snow yesterday, Liesl (das Über Hund von Scheisskoph) got her initial taste of it. At 1st she was puzzled, then loved playing in it to the point she wouldn’t come inside.

  19. Tres Cool

    Since she refuses to eat leftovers, and learned Friday she is getting promoted up (her) corporate ladder (with substantial compensation), Jugsy ordered from Fricker’s.

    Its not going to be a low-carb day even if I did pass on potato skins.

    • R.J.

      Haha! The nearest Frickers is in Ohio. None for me!

      • Tres Cool

        Yeah, its regional. It was more of a shout-out to GT if she got her ears on.

    • Michael Malaise

      We just ate there en route to a high school football playoff game.

    • MikeS

      LOL

      Tatjana Pasalic
      @Tattytats
      Replying to
      @AmoneyResists

      is this a parody?

      Elon Musk
      @elonmusk
      Replying to
      @Tattytats
      and
      @AmoneyResists

      I can’t tell

    • rhywun

      LOL I thought that was satire until I read the bio.