IFLA: The “The Stars are Trying to Tell Me Something…” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of Nov 20

by | Nov 20, 2022 | IFLA | 31 comments

…but I have no idea what it is.  Seriously, it’s big, it’s rare, it’s important and I just can’t bring myself to gather the focus and mental energy to figure it out.  I’ve got some sort of sinus infection that’s been keeping me from sleeping and I’ve gone through more than fifty tissues today.  I’ve had two (2) coworkers come up to me and hand me cooftests.  Fortunately, I showed the second one my negative result from earlier and they went away.

Ok, so what’s going on is that on Monday we’ve got the inner planets aligning, but not the sun.  And in this alignment, Mars is retrograde.  The sun being absent is a bad sign, does Mars retrograde mean peace, bad war, transmasculinity (especially in relation to the moon and Venus?) Fuckit, I can’t bring myself to care.  But good luck and/or watch out on Monday.  Signs so clear that I have no difficulty reading them is that on Wednesday we’ve got Jupiter going station direct (woo hoo!  Good times!) in Pisces (feasting and plenty).  Then Thursday night-ish there’s an excellent opportunity to engage in some marital relations with the classic Mercury-Venus-Moon alignment.

It’s the Circle of Fluff — once she was the annoying little puppy, now it’s her turn to suffer through the experience

Scorpio: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

Sagittarius: 7 of Coins reversed – Cause for anxiety regarding money, especially investments

Capricorn: Judgement reversed – Weakness, pusillanimity, simplicity, deliberation, decision, sentence.

Aquarius: 2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy

Pisces: The World – Assured success, recompense, voyage, route, emigration, flight, change of place.

Aries: 3 of Cups reversed – Expedition, dispatch, achievement, end. It signifies also the side of excess in physical enjoyment, and the pleasures of the senses (i.e. a wicked hangover)

Taurus: 10 of Wands – Oppression; fortune, gain, any kind of success, and then it is the oppression of these things. False-seeming, disguise, perfidy. Otherwise known as “Mo money, mo problems.”

Gemini: 9 of Wands – Strength in opposition/defense, delay, suspension, adjournment. 

Cancer: Queen of Coins reversed – Evil, suspicion, suspense, fear, mistrust.

Leo: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.

Virgo: 6 of Cups – past and of memories, looking back, new relations, new knowledge, new environment.

Libra: 2 of Coins – Recreation, news and messages in writing, obstacles, agitation, trouble, embroilment.

Such a tolerant little girl.

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Not Adahn

Despite all my rage, I am still just an impeccably dressed rat.

31 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 7 of Coins reversed – Cause for anxiety regarding money, especially investments

    Biden’s going to nationalize Exxon?

  2. Yusef drives a Kia

    Virgo: 6 of Cups – past and of memories, looking back, new relations, new knowledge, new environment.
    Good, its time to GTFO

  3. Penguin

    Leo: Death reversed – Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.

    So, a regular week, but with sleepwalking

  4. Zwak, who taser's the chimp with the razor.

    Aquarius: 2 of Cups – Love, passion, friendship, affinity, union, concord, sympathy

    Well, the wife is having surgery just a couple days after T-day, so I get the feeling I will by doing a lot of sympathy, and love of that type.

    • DEG

      Hopefully your wife’s surgery goes well.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    So, a regular week, but with sleepwalking

    zombies.

  6. Don escaped Texas

    Cancer: Queen of Coins reversed – Evil, suspicion, suspense, fear, mistrust

    programmers? who needs programmers? – Elon Musk

    • R.J.

      Double action steaks?

    • Penguin

      Love the handle on that… S&W?

      • Sean

        Yup.

    • PutridMeat

      At least it ain’t ribeye.

      (that’s a joke son, I say that’s joke)

      • PutridMeat

        And goldens are so fluffy and energetic and dumb. But damn happy and lovable.

      • Sean

        The cylinder is actually machined for moon clips, but I don’t bother with them.

        I don’t carry this one often.

  7. juris imprudent

    a wicked hangover

    Yeah, that ain’t happenin’.

    • UnCivilServant

      *spikes JI’s drink with more alcohol*

      • Sean

        Go roast your green beans. 😛

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m prepping for baking bread. Today’s meal is grilled spam and cheese with homemade tomato soup.

      • R.J.

        Fried green beans sound good right now

  8. DEG

    Inertia, sleep, lethargy, petrifaction, somnambulism; hope destroyed.

    Sufficiently shitty.

  9. hayeksplosives

    Yeah, all that sounds about right.

    👍

    Fortunately I’m too stubborn to die yet.

  10. Penguin

    Like the doggy vids – they’re such wonderful friends.

  11. Dr. Fronkensteen

    Da Bears. The Mice of the Midway

  12. Gender Traitor

    Scorpio: King of Swords reversed – Cruelty, perversity, barbarity, perfidy, evil intention.

    OK, I’m DEFINITELY not going out shopping on Black Friday! 😳

  13. mikey

    “Virgo: 6 of Cups – past and of memories, looking back, ….”
    Just found out one of my best friends from elementary school died. We went our separate ways after jr high, but it’s left me melancholy. Riding our bikes everywhere. Playing street ball. Good times.

  14. Ownbestenemy

    Got to hold and kiss and love my grand niece finally. Then I did the most great uncle thing by telling her I used to carry your mom like this when she was a baby.

    • Gender Traitor

      Awwww!! Congratulations, Uncle OBE! 👶🏼

    • DEG

      🙂

      • Penguin

        What DEG said. Congrats, OBE

  15. DrOtto

    I know it’s a little late, hut Inhad a similar sinus infection 2 weeks ago. Run a neti pot through each nasal passage and follow it up w/lemon/honey water or tea. This worked wonders for me. Repeat as necessary.