“He asked Milo if he wanted to have sex with him,” Hunter said as he blew crack smoke all over Karine’s hair. “Gay sex.”
“What did Milo say?” Karine asked.
“No, of course,” Hunter said laughing. “Milo is straight now. He’s been converted! Hallelujah!”
Karine slapped his arm playfully, “Stop it, you’re so bad.”
“I’m serious,” Hunter said. “Straight as an arrow, like all those cocks he used to gobble just disappeared from the historical record!”
They were both laughing on the Oval Office settee when Finnegan helped walk Joe in from the bathroom.
“I pooped,” said the President proudly. “It’s been six days, but I pooped today.”
“Good job, Daddy!” Hunter said.
“Excellent work, Mr. President!” Karine said.
Joe walked slowly to the couch opposite them and sat down carefully.
“I guess you are just going to be here all the time from now on?” Finnegan asked her father.
“Daddy likes to see me,” Hunter said, snapping the band of his jock strap playfully.
“And you should know better,” Finnegan said to Karine.
“Blackberry!” Joe exclaimed. “When did you get here?”
“Hello, Mr. President,” she said.
“We need to talk about 2024,” Hunter said. “I’ve still got Ukraine money coming in and we are going to have to do some fancy accounting.”
Karine stood up suddenly and said, “I can’t be here for this.”
“If we got married, you’d have spousal privilege,” Hunter said brightly, pawing at her ass like a hungry cat.
“Gold star!” Karine said, slapping his hand away and running from the room.
“I feel like I never know what’s happening around here,” Joe said morosely.
“It’s OK, Grandpa,” Finnegan said, patting his shoulder. “We all feel like that most of the time.”
We need more stories from The Firstiverse.
This story was gay enough.
Wasn’t that the Dr. Strange movie nobody liked?
There are no diverse female teenagers with lesbian parents lacking a discernable personality serving as the role of a magical MacGuffin in the Firstiverse.
It is no place for the weak or second.
Sugarfree is a proponent of the one cock rule of sexuality.
I am a proponent of the one second rule of Firsting. If you have seconded even once, you are no Firster.
…snapping the band of his jock strap playfully.
I think SF put that in there especially for you.
“It’s OK, Grandpa,” Finnegan said, patting his shoulder. “We all feel like that most of the time.”
We’re all just puppets in a madman’s Punch and Judy show.
“If we got married, you’d have spousal privilege,” Hunter said brightly, pawing at her ass like a hungry cat.
Awesome.
““He asked Milo if he wanted to have sex with him,” Hunter said as he blew crack smoke all over Karine’s hair. “Gay sex.””
Kanye?
Donaldya.
There are rumors.
Staying regular is important as you age.
OK I consider myself warned.
I had a MFF with a Gold Star once. She did not touch me, so I guess she still is.
MFF?
Do I want to know?
Male-Female-Female threesome.
And now I know what a gold star is too.
He was with a chick who was into his chick. He got a show.
I got to play too, just not with one of them.
She didn’t even let you fart-fuck her armpit? Monster.
She was very, very butch and tuff. She currently teaches BJJ, at the time she was a knife maker. But she was hilarious shy, awkward and intimidated once she got naked.
Not gonna lie, that kinda gets an ‘Aww!’ from me.
She was a good friend. And we had the same taste in women.
Milo may be a vagina enjoyer now, but he’s still an artist of the con.
https://www.tmz.com/2022/12/06/kanye-west-milo-yiannopoulos-invoice-campaign-consulting-2024/
That whole circle is such a clusterfuck of pretense and mental illness it’s amazing they all managed to gather in the same room at once.
Did Milo start as a conman or did he get reduced to one after basically being blacklisted by pretty much everyone for something that was utter nonsense?
I think he’s always been a bit of a conman. Good while schtick was to be extremely offensive and sick up attention.
AFAIK, he claims he doesn’t enjoy anything, he just resists the temptation of men.
Waiting for the right girl to marry is his story?
She lives in Canada? You wouldn’t know her.
Thanks Fez.
Per that article, Milo is “extreme right” now. Got promoted/demoted from alt-right when he turned straight?
“Gold star!” Karine said, slapping his hand away and running from the room.
Is that some sort o lesbian code? Safe word?
Yes. Means never even tried the cock.
“Real Lesbians” as opposed to those “experimenting.”
Huh.
Certified fresh.
I had to look it up
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goldstar
Apparently a Goldstar Bisexual has confirmedly gone both ways.
I’ve really been caught in some sort of SF time warp. The things that I’ve learned on Wednesdays are profound.
Yes. Means never even tried the cock.
Ah. What was it they used to say, “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”?
There must be an awful lot of bicycles at the bottom of the ocean.
So conversely, a man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish.
Seems legit.
“No, of course,” Hunter said laughing. “Milo is straight now. He’s been converted! Hallelujah!”
Karine slapped his arm playfully, “Stop it, you’re so bad.”
Hunter’s conversion therapy for Karine?
“I pooped,” said the President proudly. “It’s been six days, but I pooped today.”
“Good job, Daddy!” Hunter said.
“Excellent work, Mr. President!” Karine said.
I laughed here. This was good.
“Daddy likes to see me,” Hunter said, snapping the band of his jock strap playfully.
Suggestive.
“If we got married, you’d have spousal privilege,” Hunter said brightly, pawing at her ass like a hungry cat.
“Gold star!” Karine said, slapping his hand away and running from the room.
How long until Karine converts?
“I feel like I never know what’s happening around here,” Joe said morosely.
“It’s OK, Grandpa,” Finnegan said, patting his shoulder. “We all feel like that most of the time.”
#metoo
Nice installment!
Better sit down for this one.
Ukrainian President Zelensky named Time ‘Person of the Year’
I guess helping “western” elites launder tens of billions of dollars is worth some sort of recognition. I wonder what his cut is.
We are firmly in the “We had to burn down the village to save it” era at this point.
You know who else was Time’s Person of the Year?
You?
I wonder if that guy got the same flowery hagiography from every outlet coving it that Z is going to get.
You did make me check to see what the cover looked like.
Certainly a different picture concept.
https://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19390102,00.html
Immediately followed by Stalin.
But both had been preceded by Wallis Simpson. And with that I refute any distinction to be claimed by those bestowed with the title!
Her name was actually Bessie Wallis Warfield, and was a distant cousin of my Fathers.
Le Stalin has arrived, older version.
Le Stalin has arrived, newer version.
Good stuff. Very OT – YT sidebar had this for whatever reason, and it was actually a very good perspective.
That was interesting. A European that understands America better than many Americans, though he does get a thing or two wrong (when have Republicans rolled back something Democrats have done?).
Trigger Warning!!?111/! Showing the face of HER without warning!
Le Austrian Painter has arrived.
Morris Day?
Ohh-E-Ohh-E-Ohh
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY
That was entirely predictable, if disappointing.
That Trough fed Karine Bitch, she don’t get enough of what she needs.
I give it too her.
/Leroy the gardener.
What are the chances?
The COVID-19 vaccine mandate for members of the U.S. military would be rescinded under the annual defense bill heading for a vote this week in Congress, ending a directive that helped ensure the vast majority of troops were vaccinated but also raised concerns that it harmed recruitment and retention.
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White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said Monday that Biden told McCarthy he would consider lifting the mandate but Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin had recommended it be kept.”
Is it just my imagination or is Austin a no-shit retard?
It’s a very smart move to keep the mandate for the military from Austin’s perspective. It’s certainly what I’d recommend in his shoes. The greatest threat to Washington DC isn’t Russia or China. It’s American citizens getting sick of their unconstitutional bullshit and resorting to the cartridge box.
That mandates acts a filter for the military to ensure they have troops who will obey. Same as Jan 6th was used as the reason to filter out police departments across the country.
It and the rest of the woke bullshit is going to filter out a whole lot of people that would serve. They won’t be replaced by properly woke enlistees.
You could not fill the ranks with woke enlistees because no matter what the delusional in Washington might think, those people have no inclination to serve.
Not even offering gender transition on the tax payer dime is going to accomplish what they want.
The whole woke enlistee thing misses the entire point. You don’t need woke enlistees. You need people who will obey. There’s far more of those than just the woke.
Enforcing the vaccine mandate doesn’t encourage woke people to enlist. It discourages wrongthinkers who won’t obey from enlisting.
You just need people like the police involved in this raid.
which is what you (SSD) are saying.
VA ABC – those folks have quite a reputation for being assholes.
Yes they do.
And they are very protective of their turf.
Being as I work at Army Recruiting. I can confirm that the those with the highest propensity to serve are also those most likely to be vax hesitant.
All of the other vax-adjacent items like schooling from home and free government money are also ensuring a significant portion of our 18-24 yo population are significantly less likely to serve.
If the current rate of fill to the military continues, the organizations will be completely broken in a few more years.
And then they’ll fire up the draft.
Agreed. That’s the entire point of filtering. Why would the leaving soldiers need to be replaced?
Because the Army is based on hoovering up new recruits. Losing total manpower is a failure of the system and there isn’t one fucker in the place that doesn’t know that.
Exactly agreed. He’s an asshole and evil, but you don’t get where he is by being stupid.
It’s not your imagination
That’s a retard.
That’s a general who follows orders, no matter how stupid.
What’s terrifying about that picture isn’t that he is wearing a face shield and mask, but that he has gotten a bunch of Marines to do the same for a useless prestige position that probably comes with some colorful ribbons. But I guess people across the country have done more to keep their jobs.
What did the great Firster Napoleon say? “It is amazing what a man will do for a piece of colored ribbon.” He just wanted to get his men to do dumb shit on a battlefield which young men have been doing since time immemorable.
Darth Austin and his Praetorian Guard.
Dammit, I was going to go with “Luke, I am your father.”
I assume malice.
“Daddy likes to see me,” Hunter said, snapping the band of his jock strap playfully.
Perfect.
Tundra: you around second half of next week (Thursday/Friday)?
I think so! You headed out here?
Yeah. My goal is to leave Wed or Thurs, stay in (or around Denver) then head over the mountains. I’ll text when plans are clearer.
Perfect!
You know who else was Time’s Person of the Year?
Howdy Doody?
George Clooney? No wait, that was Sexiest Man Alive.
Nice to see that some stereotypes never change. (As an aside my wife and family being Boston Irish.) How working class is Quincy?
https://news.yahoo.com/back-china-massachusetts-driver-charged-181021863.html
The Chinamen is not one of the good ones, either. He is playing the role of traffic cop and then he and his family wanted to get his info to snitch on him to the authorities for expressing wrong think.
Assholes all around, in my book.
It’s very working class – and not the sort that wants random assholes telling them how to drive.
Cooke zings: One can only assume that, at some point, Republican primary voters will shed their muscular urge to lose every winnable election for which they enter a candidate.
And just in case you were thinking about it must be Democrat shenanigans.
Dems, being top-down authoritarians care about federal control first and foremost.
JFC – Walker underperformed every other candidate. You’re really going to tell me that just doesn’t matter? What, the Dems didn’t mind being walked all over in the gubernatorial race?
It’s amazing what outspending one’s opponent 10 to 1 with millions of dollars in out of state money (and alleged/probable shenanigans) can do.
Maybe at some point, NR will consider why Republican voters might be inclined to doing that.
Jesus. How about an NR trigger warning?
I prefaced it with Cooke.
My dad was a rock-ribbed Republican and he routinely referred to it as a party known for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Long before Trump or any of the present assholes were out of diapers.
Lose the membership, lose the dues, lose the political influence. If only it were happening even faster.
re: “not my imagination”
There is a man elite soldiers would gladly follow right through the gates of Hell. The very personification of manly bravery and toughness.
Interesting.
‘Am I not a person?’ Florida Supreme Court ponders police anonymity under Marsy’s Law
I fail to see where they were victims of a crime. I think would be more the crux, not whether or not they are people. But I ain’t a law-yer.
Being threatened by an armed individual would make you a victim of a crime.
However, here they were individuals or the “state” being threatened? Seems like they want it both ways.
That’s fucking Marsy’s Law give wide latitude for claiming victim status.
I am the law!!!!
I like this law . . . If one police officer is guilty of a crime they all have to serve the punishment! Wait, is that not how this works?
OT: so, um, all the European lawyers on my call right now are bundled up in hats and scarves and jackets in their houses and offices. Is this whole “freezing out Europe” thing actually happening?
Good to see you TrshY!
Hey Zwak! How goes it?
Muy bueno!
yes
I posted a youtube video awhile back from a young Austrian women who does a video series from her car.
She has talked about retail outlets selling out of wood burning stoves and people going to the public parks to gather firewood illegally.
She seems to be of the opinion that things are going very badly, very quickly.
Second item on youtube when I went there. Didn’t even need to search.
Survival Lilly
And winter is just getting started.
The EU is effing bonkers.
And the US media is not covering it at all. If you had any doubt as to whether corporate media was wholly captured by governmental interests, doubt no more.
I tried to post a link to Survival Lilly quoting a government minister saying there would be black outs (plural) this winter.
Northern Europe is fucked.
The media will report on the astounding turn of European govts falling even though they won’t understand [read refuse to accept] why.
It will be reported as right-wing extremism.
Unfortunately there will probably be some truth in that.
Orban everywhere!!!!
The US media fully support their masters who are causing this.
And just this morning I looked and it’s in the mid 30’s all across France, Germany, and points north today.
Why the hell would anyone do a video series from their car?
Because they have no suitable spaces in their home.
There’s a whole set of people who do that. It’s parked somewhere and they talk into a phone.
The youtube lawyer dude from Quebec did all of his from his car too. Small kids at home. The car was the quietest place to record.
It’s Europe, the car may be bigger than their home.
He’s back!
You can’t keep a green man down!
Back-ish. I just got offered a new job in my current company that would mean me working my everloving ass off doing my current job, my coworker’s (on parental leave) job, and the new job until next April (yes, the coworker is gone until April). I will be acutely short on time as that happens.
Tangentially, I have a 4th round interview with a company tomorrow for essentially the same mix of the 2 jobs that my current company just signed me up for, so it may all be moot if I take that job. 🤷
Best wishes!
I hope you get it.
Good luck!
Best of luck.
my coworker’s (on parental leave) job
I hope the ingrate thanks you profusely upon his/her return.
If my memory serves correctly, he took paternity leave not that long ago. Sometimes good benefits bite you back.
Are they going to pay you your coworker’s salary, as well?
German?
Germany’s New Favorite Sport: Competing to Save Energy
One German and one French. The French attorney was complaining about the temperature of her house. The German one looked like he just came in from skiing.
The happy-go-lucky tone of the first couple paragraphs that I could stomach is sickening.
“watch as we virtue signal our way into grinding poverty!”
Exactly the way I read that too.
That article… Geez. Stick a fork in Germany, they’re done.
Nah, it will be fine. I can’t think of a time when the German people didn’t respond stoically to depravation!
Such sacrifices!
“even lighting outdoor grills and camping stoves in their apartments.”
Uh… Anyone want to tell them this is also a solution to overpopulation?
“At the city’s animal shelter, the thermostat in the dog kennels was dropped to 64 degrees. Dogs without warm fur are given winter coats.”
Luxury! Just came back from my parents house, they turn down the thermostat to 54. These euros really are weenies.
https://youtu.be/1by0-nkKOTs
A dog that can’t survive at 64 degrees is not a dog. Let it die.
Yeah, if they think Carbon dioxide is a pollutant…
They’ll be pink with envy.
I have a friend in Vienna.
I remember she was worried about what would happen this winter. I just sent a note asking how things are currently.
She says heat is very expensive, she is running the heat less and is paying more. She says, and I quote, “most of EU can’t think anymore.”
anymore? When were they ever able to think?
Europeans always had that layer of aristocracy, even as they democratized. It’s a big difference between there and here, though gawd-knows we’ve got a class of morons that wish they were accepted as they are in Europe.
Yeah, we sure do have our own aristocracy.
It’s our peasantry that isn’t up to snuff. We just don’t know our place.
Oh, they’re quite good at groupthink.
Nice to see your green face again.
Winter has arrived in Europe. I checked the weather and it’s 30’s with snow most places.
Trashy! Welcome home.
That mandates acts a filter for the military to ensure they have troops who will obey. Same as Jan 6th was used as the reason to filter out police departments across the country.
And what of the festering resentments of those who knuckled under in order to stay in? Will fragging make a comeback?
A man can dream.
They’ve shown themselves to be susceptible to coercion.
OT: so, um, all the European lawyers on my call right now are bundled up in hats and scarves and jackets in their houses and offices. Is this whole “freezing out Europe” thing actually happening?
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, greater good, greater good.
Hiya, Trashy!
Hola! I hope you’re doing well, Brooks!
All your children are belonging to us.
NEW ZEALAND- The State owns your children now.
The judge has ruled in favour of health authorities & have given them guardianship of a baby boy, who’s parents simply wanted unvaccinated blood for a transfusion.
Even though the blood was available.
State control is absolute.
The Kiwi gov’t is wholly invested in
depopulationthe Great Reset.That’s delightful.
a young Austrian women who does a video series from her car.
Only place she can get warm?
Looks like she has a million subscribers. Hopefully she is bringing in enough cash to buy petrol and stay warm.
Until the EU gets YouTube to demonetize her for spreading misinformation
On Tuesday, the disdain for Republican leaders and their silence in condemning the violence was on full display at the Congressional Gold Medal ceremony. Recipients were the heroic law enforcement officers of the U.S. Capitol Police and the D.C. Metropolitan Police Department who protected the Capitol on Jan. 6.
As some refused to shake hands with Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, it was a much-needed dramatic and unscripted moment during a ceremony that is usually anything but. McConnell and McCarthy shouldn’t be allowed to just go on as if these moments are just business as usual. These leaders and any other elected official who has been either vocal about supporting the unfounded claims of a stolen election or stood in the way of holding those responsible accountable deserve to be snubbed.
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After the ceremony, Sicknick’s mother told CNN that they had refused to shake McConnell and McCarthy’s hands because she views them as “two-faced” for claiming support for law enforcement yet at the same time singing Trump’s praises and “kissing his ring.”
Unscripted, my eye.
I’m surprised they did it in one take.
their silence in condemning the violence
Dems have been quite silent about the rampant leftist violence.
But very vocal about defunding police.
Tedious. 🙄
Jan. 6 must have four legs and spots the way they’re milking it.
ACAB
They did what now?
Didn’t Nancy refuse extra cops on the scene? That means it was fully protected.
Curious how the Jan 6th Committee never looked into that.
What a bunch of maroons.
Why were McConnell and McCarthy doing at that orgy of politicized sycophancy anyway? Anyone with the rudiments of dignity would have stayed away, but these clowns showed up, apparently happy to be abused and made fools of.
Because they are the UniParty
Was Karine there?
Daily Quordle 317
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fucking mess. Between the anagrams and rhyming words, this was frustration.
Blackberry, lololol!
So I head that Elon got knocked off the richest dude list momentarily by some French After Shave guy.
I think the Biden admin will be sniffing around that guy’s place soon. Look, now we got our own richest dude, the French love us, they’re just like us. Maybe they give that guy a few more millions of tax payer money and some rocket launchers, do a regime change and replace Macron with him. Then talk him into attacking Russia in exchange for getting Time’s man of the year next time?
What a maroon
United Nations Secretary-General António Guterres opened the U.N. Biodiversity Conference in Montreal this week with a stark warning about ongoing widespread loss of animal and plant species, which he called an “orgy of destruction.”
“Humanity seems hell-bent on destruction,” Guterres said Tuesday. “We are waging war on nature.”
Guterres laid responsibility for the degradation of the natural environment on the effects of human economic activities, especially climate change, declaring, “We are treating nature like a toilet.”
“Deforestation and desertification are creating wastelands of once thriving ecosystems,” he said in his address to the conference, also known as COP15, which will run until Dec. 19. “Our land, water and air are poisoned by chemicals and pesticides, and choked with plastics. Our addiction to fossil fuels has thrown our climate into chaos — from heat waves and forest fires to communities parched by heat and drought or inundated and destroyed by terrifying floods.”
It’s a one way street. People were happier and better off in the Dark Ages, and so was the environment. The Industrial Revolution was nothing more than a vast plot to despoil the planet. Nothing good ever came of it.
It’s depraved fundamentalist zealotry, all the way down.
It also makes reasonable steps to reduce ecological impact impossible. Saying things like “maybe we shouldn’t have a massive kill zone in the gulf of Mexico each year because of all the agricultural runoff” gets lumped in with these Malthusian lunatics.
For instance or for real?
It has happened in the past. I thought it was mostly resolved by pure greed. Nitrogen running off in to the waterways is wasted money.
Yeah, the number of farmers who don’t care about chemical runoff (albeit for mostly selfish reasons) are vanishingly small. I’m not saying it doesn’t still happen, but that stuff is far too expensive for farmers to just put a bunch down and hope most of it sticks.
What are the pollutants we can use to kill off the fucking deer? That’s the one I want.
Lead
Too slow. I want something akin to the big fish kills.
If you kill all the deer, then what will I eat for a delicious winter snack?
Then you’re gonna have a buzzard problem.
Lead. It can kill even in small doses, with judicial application.
or what banginglc said.
Is there some school where they all go to learn to talk like that?
FFS it’s unbearable.
And yet no one wants to live like a peasant. Weird.
See! We don’t know what’s best for ourselves!
Humanity seems hell-bent on destruction
Not humanity, governments.
Our addiction to fossil fuels has thrown our climate into chaos
So much wrong in so few words.
On the Eve of Destruction – Barry McGuire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfZVu0alU0I
Frankly, that’s what it is.
Every country in the world except the Vatican and the United States is a party to the treaty on biodiversity. In 2021, Republicans in the Senate refused to ratify it, citing fears that it would interfere with U.S. sovereignty. The Biden administration will nonetheless send representatives to participate in the talks.
No way.
We should be outsourcing biodiversity research to Chinese gene-cracking labs. Maybe they can come up with new types of super-poisonous spiders, or man eating ostriches. Cows which give milk lethal to humans.
They already do! Good thing the government is here to protect you from drinking that unpasteurized poison.
If every country in the world jumped off a bridge, should we?
Fuck the Montreal Canadiens.
Is it for something regarding their French-language requirements, or something else?
They apologized for goaltender Carey Price’s Instagram post about wanting to be able to own his own hunting guns without reprise from Trudeau’s government.
Reprise = reprisal.
German for sovereign citizen.
There’s the problem, lack of organization. You’d think Germans of all people would be able to get organized.
Reichsbürger
I’d pin that for a German burger joint.
Makes sense to perpetrate a random violent assault right around where you live. Nobody will ever find you.
NYC’s Batman is perp-walked: Man, 36, who beat 47-year-old victim with a baseball bat in broad daylight in ‘totally random’ attack is arrested
Another white supremacist, I assume.
Harlem, like Oakland, is a hotbed of white supremacy.