Winston’s Mom Does the Links

by | Jan 3, 2023 | Daily Links | 399 comments

Finally! The New Year’s holiday weekend is over.  Lot of business over New Year’s.  everyone wants to either end the old year, or start the new one with a bang.  Either way I cash in on all these losers jerking it to me shaving my armpits.

Last year was shitty enough I might have enough to buy myself a boat next week!  Now to celebrate with my favorite drink:  Hennessy in a teacup!

 

What?  Links?  Fine I’ll put this aside for 3 mins for your clown fucks.

A motherfucking shark!

Philosophical reinforcement!

Zerohedge, is gonna Zerohedge!

Suspect was known to the FBI!

This broad has a standing job offer when she gets out of jail!

May 2023 bring anal warts for this fucking guy!

Imagine being so out of touch you think boomer cons give two shits about Hungry.  They’ll be hungry enough by spring to eat each other!

Happy New Year assholes!

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Winston's Mom

Winston's Mom

Biological mother of Winston.

399 Comments

  1. Brochettaward

    It’s a First out with your cock out kind of morning.

    • Rat on a train

      Harambe!

    • AlexinCT

      Did Winston’s mom laugh at that cock?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, that is what he paid for.

      • Bobarian LMD

        While she sat on balloons.

      • Winston's Mom

        Laughing costs extra, and nobody pays for firsting.

  2. Count Potato

    “May 2023 bring anal warts for this fucking guy!”

    Assumes facts not in evidence.

    • juris imprudent

      Please, I beg you, never put that into evidence.

  3. R.J.

    Krugman is nuts Over-roasted, unsalted nuts.

    • AlexinCT

      That guy should be in some record book as the moron that has been wrong about things, drastically wrong, most often.

  4. Count Potato

    “One of the odder aspects of the Ukraine War has been Western Ukraine supporters embracing the Neo-Nazi Azov Battalion. ”

    Well, on the upside they probably wouldn’t like Paul Krugman.

    • rhywun

      The fact that this cannot be spoken of in polite circles should be a clue that the US has no business sticking its dick in that morass.

      But to make it palatable we get fairy tales about “freedom fighters” and “democracy!”

      • juris imprudent

        The post WWII American dick was made for sticking into crazy.

      • SDF-7

        The Lockheed-Martin Global Dick has a range of 7000 miles and can transmit back teledildonics to an entire House of Congress or Joint Chiefs session virtually real time…

      • straffinrun

        Just make me the leader of that area. The double O blast in Donbass.

      • AlexinCT

        I will vote for that!

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Is Krugabe cheering for Hungarian price controls? I can’t tell.

    It wouldn’t surprise me. ring back ration cards, too.

    • SDF-7

      Certainly looks like “See? We need to centrally plan our economy to reduce inflation!” to me, yeah. Like that has ever worked.

    • rhywun

      More importantly, he thinks he’s pwning the populists who admire what’s-his-name (Orban?) there.

      • Rat on a train

        My first public statement of praise of Orban: He’s done less damage to the US than Krugman.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    1) Get a bigger boat.

    2) Don’t get out of it, man.

    • Lackadaisical

      It’s Australia, probably safer to stick with the sharks than deal with what’s on land.

    • Michael Malaise

      The headline is “Tiger Shark charging near swimmers”

      But the video is “Tiger Shark swims aimlessly around some swimmers”

      And who puts a shitty cover of Linkin Park on a TikTok video. I can’t even.

  7. Count Potato

    “He was rushed to Bellevue Hospital in Manhattan, along with the two cops he injured — all three are expected to survive. ”

    Lame.

    • R.J.

      His prison nickname will be “Noodle Arms Bickford.”

    • straffinrun

      Is that quote from the Walrus story?

      • Ted S.

        Goo goo g’joob.

      • Penguin

        It’s a good time to be the eggman…

      • SDF-7

        Not in Hungary apparently.

      • Penguin

        Yeah, but we don’t (currently) have to deal with that.

      • Bobarian LMD

        They will be eating a lot of chicken there until they get those prices under control as well.

  8. SDF-7

    A motherfucking shark!

    — surprisingly given Australia, it wasn’t out to kill everyone it could – unlike most other bits of nature Down Under.

    And no motherfucking laser beams… what a gyp.

    But the Old Order has returned in new trappings. The emperor has new clothes and the empire is striking back.

    Only the return of the liberal—of the ideas of liberty—can save us now.

    Unfortunately, Return of the Liberal did worse with test audiences than Jar Jar it seems. Sigh.

    Re: Celebrating Pagans — well, as they continue to reject Christianity, all these schmucks have to replace it with something. For some, it is pure statism. For others, Gaia worship through Environmentalism or somesuch. Some revert to pre-Christian paganism if they can figure it out (one of the finest software engineers I ever worked with and a good person sincerely believed she was recreating Nordic worship in a small community of like minded people. No idea how accurate or close her version was, but it made her happy and I wasn’t going to dispute her). And yeah, yeah… everyone here knows this… I’m probably just virtue signaling that I read the links, I know… thinking out loud more.

    Suspect was known to the FBI!

    :deadpan: This is my shocked face. No. Really. Complete surprise.

    This broad has a standing job offer when she gets out of jail!

    She was just researching things from the criminal perspective….

    Happy New Year to you as well, Winston’s Mom! May all your ends be profitable this year.

    • Rat on a train

      She was denied bond. How uncivilized of them.

    • rhywun

      LOL. That’s quite a headline.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, I hope that writer got an extra donut.

      • SDF-7

        Not glazed though.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It just doesn’t have the pop that people were expecting.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        O.o

    • straffinrun

      Did he start a slow clap?

      • AlexinCT

        Power to the Walrus!

    • Tundra

      Brilliant! It’s gonna be tough to beat that headline

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      John Bolton?

    • Michael Malaise

      How did he ruin the fireworks?

      • UnCivilServant

        According to the article, they called off the fireworks because the noise might distress the walrus.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    and there you have it, the Russian winter drops on the heads of the uninvited guests, their tanks are stuck in the mud, it is as if the soil is burning under their feet… And slowly, slowly… What are your Nordic runes compared to this grandmother’s lamentations?

    Poetry.

    • R C Dean

      Isn’t mud season different from winter in Russia?

  10. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — starter round remains “Meh”, but actually pleased with my result for the Main Event. This is where the rest of you brilliant mugs show me up, of course. I’m suspicious someone will have LR as a seed word, frankly.

    Daily Duotrigordle #307
    Guesses: 34/37
    Time: 05:23.08
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 344
    4️⃣5️⃣
    6️⃣3️⃣
    quordle.com

    • rhywun

      BL can blow me.

      Daily Quordle 344
      5️⃣4️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣

    • Grumbletarian

      Daily Quordle 344
      4️⃣5️⃣
      6️⃣3️⃣

      Decent.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    I slogged my way through that FEE thing. Nice exercise in academic prose. Riddle me this, professor- where was the Church?

    • SDF-7

      Is he on video bragging about it yet?

      First twitter comment matched my thoughts…

    • Penguin

      I liked Satanist girl…

      Amongst others.

      • slumbrew

        You definitely would not want her to know where you live, but yes.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        In a hotel? In California?

    • straffinrun

      Don’t look at me 👀

      • UnCivilServant

        I was pretty sure you weren’t the father of those boys either.

    • PieInTheSky

      spend whatever inheritance they were due on fine scotch and expensive ladies of the night

      • AlexinCT

        You are punishing the kids for your wife being an evil beta marrying, alpha fucking cunte? Not cool…

      • PieInTheSky

        not your kids, don;t get your stuff

      • Lackadaisical

        Agreed, why should they expect an inheritance anyway?

        Pretty sure I’m getting zilch, that’s not ‘punishment’.

        ‘My wife was often “having friends over” when I was at work. ‘

        What a maroon. Well, my son doesn’t look like me, kinda swarthy, and my wife often has getting over without me there… Ah, nevermind. This is like me myself and Irene levels of denial.

    • AlexinCT

      He got tired of just beating the baloney and decided to cut it off?

      Da FUQ!

    • creech

      +1 Boston Corbett

  12. Brochettaward

    Buffalo Bills players have returned to Buffalo. The game will not be played today. Perhaps not even tomorrow. I wonder if the NFL will be issuing refunds to fans here?

    They say nothing else matters besides the health of the player injured. I’m sorry, but not really sorry to be that asshole to point out that these guys make millions of dollars to do their jobs, that this is one of the most important games of the regular season, and that this is setting a really piss poor precedent. Playing the game changes nothing about what happened. It is in no way disrespectful to the guy who was hurt. Saying his health is our top priority is an asinine position. It’s just an empty PR statement. Everyone in this country is too fucking scared to say man the fuck up to people. The NFL is too scared of the progs who run the sports media being even harder on them than they already will be because rest assured, no matter what the NFL does, there will be stories from the hacks in sports media outlets lecturing all of us stupid fat Americans on how stupid and vile we are for liking such a violent sport. Why can’t we all just play soccer instead?

    How serious does an injury have to be for you to indefinitely postpone a game? The next time a guy is unconscious on the field, do you send one team home? How about the next time there’s a Ryan Shazier injury?

    In 1971, players were paid peanuts. Nothing at all what these guys make today. A guy dropped on the field and died from cardiac arrest jogging back to the huddle. Players never left the field. Resumed play. In 2016, on the same field, a guy was paralyzed from a hit. Play resumed in about a hour.

    • rhywun

      I’m not as big an asshole but I do think the game should have been played today. Now it’s too late to fit it in the schedule somewhere. WTF are going to do?

      • Nephilium

        Yeah. I was expecting it to be scheduled for this afternoon or this evening. Enough time to get a status update on the player, and to avoid issues and complaints about the teams needing to play on short rest next week.

      • robc

        Same, Its not like Tuesday-Sunday is any different that Sunday-Thursday, so playing on Tuesday night wouldn’t be an issue.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’m sorry, but not really sorry to be that asshole to point out that these guys make millions of dollars to do their jobs, that this is one of the most important games of the regular season, and that this is setting a really piss poor precedent.

      That ship sailed in sports years ago when car races started being cancelled when people died. I’ve grown ambivalent on the practice after starting out staunchly against stopping everything. It’s all fun and games until somebody dies. Then my heart’s not in it anymore.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, that’s a no to the invite to the amphitheater for the gladiators, I guess.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I just can’t see myself enjoying the heartstopping action.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, whoever is altering the youtube algorithm is showing their biases.

        I watch science videos, gun videos, kitten and puppy videos, and music. I do NOT watch car crashes, brawls, pimple-popping, surgery, etc.

        I suddenly have dozens of kill compilations in my recommendeds. I guess because guns = hunter = like to watch animals die.

      • Winston's Mom

        Ha!

    • Grumbletarian

      This. It used to be the sentiment that “Our teammate would want us to finish the game, and win!” Now they cry on the field, stumble into the locker room., pack their shit and leave. Fuck that, go out and play.

      • Homple

        The spirit of “win one for the Gipper” was long since banished from the country.

      • AlexinCT

        Victimhood pays a higher dividend these days…

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Why can’t we all just play soccer instead?

      Soccer did continue the match when Christian Eriksen collapsed on the field for cardiac arrest.

      • AlexinCT

        They just replaced that ballerina with another falling down performer?

    • Drake

      This may be a vax injury – the team required him to get boosted a few weeks ago. If so, surprising it’s the first on field for the NFL.

      But this isn’t unprecedented as all the breathless sports news people claim. October 24, 1971 Detroit Lions’ Chuck Hughes died on the field from a heart attack while Dick Butkus famously waived for help from the sideline. After the ambulance left, they resumed the game.

      Games continued after players like Darrell Stingley and Devon Walker were paralyzed. I remember seeing Walker getting CRP on the field before he was carted off.

    • Mojeaux

      So what I heard is that the NFL wanted to continue and the coaches and players just said, “No, bruh. Peace out.” Not much the NFL can do if 200 people decide not to do their jobs at the same time.

      • rhywun

        The blurb I read said the NFL denies that.

        Congratulations, everybody. You now have a shitshow on your hands.

      • Nephilium

        Based on my read of the teams, if the NFL tried to push it, the Bills would have most likely been fighting with the Bengals to forfeit or agree to both forfeit and let it go down as a tie. Once the announcers said that CPR had been performed for several minutes on the field, I didn’t think the game would be continuing.

    • Lackadaisical

      What I don’t get is, clearly safety isn’t the only priority, they’d never play a game of that were true. They just can’t admit it to themselves I guess.

      Really the game was called off due to cognitive dissonance.

      • Mojeaux

        Had a meme go around Romancelandia a few years ago: “Fuck you, I like it,” based on the fact that lots of readers like “problematic” tropes. That’s gone the way of the do-do bird because while people still keep buying “problematic tropes,” nobody’s going to admit they like them in public.

      • Lackadaisical

        That makes it hotter right?

      • Mojeaux

        Of course. Also, it can be therapeutic. The number of rape survivors who prefer to read “forced seduction” trope is surprisingly … quite a few. I don’t understand the mechanism of comfort, but apparently there is one.

        And this is where intersectionality bites the bullet. You gonna tell a rape survivor who likes rape fantasies and forced seduction scenarios to stop it because it’s bad and wrong?

      • juris imprudent

        Intersectionality never bites the bullet. Of course they can tell a rape survivor that – because that survivor has false consciousness about it! She might not even be blaming the patriarchy instead of the individual!

  13. PieInTheSky

    Philosophical reinforcement!

    “The classical liberal movement—”a mighty libertarian revolution” as Rothbard called it—overthrew the Old Order, inaugurated a New Liberty, and gave humanity a new hope. But the Old Order has returned in new trappings. The emperor has new clothes and the empire is striking back.
    Only the return of the liberal—of the ideas of liberty—can save us now.”

    Ah delusion…

    • juris imprudent

      I just can’t understand why our ideas aren’t faring better in the marketplace.

      • WTF

        Decades of cradle to grave indoctrination?

      • juris imprudent

        Crippling the ability to think critically? Yeah, that would have an effect.

        I think there is also something to be said about some fundamental human nature.

      • AlexinCT

        Too many people sell out their freedoms and liberties for the false promise of security. Especially against the bad consequences from their own bad choices. They don’t realize that sooner than later, the only way the machine can make sure the bad consequences become so large that the only solution is to stop people from making choices that are not approved…

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, be responsible for my own bad decisions? What fresh hell is this!

      • Brochettaward

        I mean, it’s no worse than the stupid shit that comes out of the mouths of progressives, neocons, or conservatives.

      • Fourscore

        So Congress, then

      • Michael Malaise

        I read this as “farting better” and was like, yeah.

      • juris imprudent

        [snort]

    • rhywun

      I’ll pop the popcorn.

      This shit is only to get more ridiculous from here.

      • Homple

        I’m looking forward to California’s reparations debacle.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sure they can name all the slaves directly owned by the living members of the family… right?

      • WTF

        They are somehow responsible for the sins of their ancestors. Because reasons.

      • AlexinCT

        Marxist opportunism..

        That’s the reason.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I fail to see why this is Lumberbitch’s responsibility.

      • UnCivilServant

        He has money, and they want it.

      • Lackadaisical

        Not to excuse the wrong doing of the past, but there is a reason no one goes after all the Africans who actually captured and sold the slaves in the first place.

      • Lackadaisical

        I mean, a reason besides being historically illiterate, and racist.

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t see how they think they have the power to tax a citizen of another country.

      • juris imprudent

        They learned it from us?

      • rhywun

        Oh, Britain will play along. You can count on it.

      • Rat on a train

        The US could pay off the debt if we taxed all foreigners living abroad.

      • Brochettaward

        Considering how many of them are living in country’s whose welfare states are subsidized by the US taaxpayer directly and indirectly, I have less issue with that than Barbados trying to tax a wealthy actor whose great great great ancestors or older may have owned slaves.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Paging Tedses with red pen to the white courtesy phone…

    • Rat on a train

      “You and what army?”

    • juris imprudent

      Sometimes you have to wonder – was the world always filled with this kind of stupid?

      • PieInTheSky

        after socialism was invented, yes

      • AlexinCT

        Socialism is a cult designed around the gentrification of basest and vilest of human sins and evils, while hiding behind the pretense that you are harping for that evil because you care about humanity and your fellow man…

      • Fourscore

        We need another round of “The Great Society”

    • AlexinCT

      NOYCE!

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘You appear to be the one steady influence in their lives.’

      … And in your daughter’s. Either she’s a born-sociopath or you’re a shitty parent. Maybe both. The author is wrong to call this immature behavior.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I also noticed the girl’s father was never mentioned.

    • PieInTheSky

      were the dogs over 18?

      • EvilSheldon

        Elder abuse is not cool…

      • AlexinCT

        And is she enticing them with peanut butter?

        Cause that is extortion…

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Can’t figure out if that’s an elaborate troll or not.

    • Brochettaward

      Is it rape if the dog enjoys it?

      I take it as a troll job, especially when they start comparing themselves to trannies.

    • RBS

      I read through her Twitter feed. I honestly can’t tell if it’s real or she’s a troll. I mean:

      KnottyFairy
      @AKnottyPrincess
      ·
      6h
      Get a real job. I bet you didn’t even go to college. You aren’t helping humanity at all. I am a scientist and I am a very productive citizen. If you want I can be your life coach.

    • Q Continuum

      Gotta be a troll.

      Then again… we do live in 21st Century America so nothing’s too deviant.

    • EvilSheldon

      “I just want friends and a crowd that accepts and loves and cherishes me.”

      I just want to have a threesome with Mira Sorvino and an identical genetic clone of Mira Sorvino. My fantasy is probably more likely to happen.

      • Sean

        🙂

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      That thread went all doggy style quick.

    • Not Adahn

      Kinda screwed the pooch tweeting that.

  14. PieInTheSky

    Rishi Sunak has come under attack for shelving plans for a major childcare shake-up designed to curb spiralling costs for parents.

    The Prime Minister is said to have quietly dropped his predecessor Liz Truss’s idea for “big bang” reforms, which were due to include increasing free childcare support by 20 hours a week and scrapping staff to child ratios.

    But the plan has been kicked into the long grass, with the scale of plans being considered expected to be much smaller, according to the Telegraph.

    Labour branded the decision “feeble”, while several Tories expressed alarm at delays to reform for the crisis-hit sector.

    The UK has some of the highest childcare costs in the world, according to the OECD, leaving some parents struggling to afford to return to work.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/rishi-sunak-branded-feeble-quietly-28856295

    I knew a woman in England who wanted to go back to work but childcare was too expensive. She was a receptionist. I don;t want to be mean, but that is some great loss to the economy. But honestly, is it worth subsidizing childcare for a woman who earns less money then the one who is going to take care of her child?

    • WTF

      Sorry, other people shouldn’t be forced to help foot the bill to take care of your child. If you can’t afford the costs of childcare, then don’t have one.

      • AlexinCT

        The problem is that it is government and government policies that have made the cost of having children ridiculous.

    • Rat on a train

      Canada would advise you to kill your child.

    • R.J.

      But why is the childcare so expensive? Is it insurance? Unionized childcare employees? Why not address that and get more people in the work force.

      • PieInTheSky

        One issue I think there is a limit of max 3 children per carer. Plus some other regulations.

      • Rat on a train

        Recommended ratios
        Notice that it recommends a maximum ratio of 1:12 for school age children which is stricter than the ratio for children in schools.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        Same reason “free” health care is so expensive.

    • Michael Malaise

      Big Bang Child Care?

      Okay, groomers.

    • PieInTheSky

      She does seem to slap him first is it self defense?

      • WTF

        If she slapped him first, then I don’t see the issue. I don’t buy into the idea that it’s okay for women to physically attack men with impunity because they are unhappy or angry about something.

      • Brochettaward

        You are almost definitely a straight white male so your opinion on when a man gets to defend himself against a women are invalid.

      • Q Continuum

        You are almost definitely a straight white male so your opinions on when a man gets to defend himself against a women are invalid.

        FIFY.

      • slumbrew

        I find that greatly annoying as well.

      • Mojeaux

        In a vacuum, if a woman hits a man, she’s fair game. This is not a vacuum.

      • robc

        To be fair, women know more about vacuums.

      • AlexinCT

        He asked her to perform with the donkey for him, and she slapped him.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yes.

        It’s not like he punched her back.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    I’ll believe it when I see it

    One of the more daunting tasks for the new Congress will be to raise the country’s debt ceiling in 2023 to make sure the U.S. can pay its bills and prevent a catastrophic default. Wall Street is already spooked about the prospect of brinkmanship, particularly after the last Democratic president who faced down a GOP House came within days of breaching the debt limit.

    Conservative lawmakers say a GOP House should block a debt limit increase without major policy changes to rein in spending.

    “We need fiscal restraint, and we should demand it. And if we’re not going to get fiscal restraint, we shouldn’t vote to raise the debt ceiling. It’s that simple,” said Rep. Chip Roy, R-Texas. “Neither side of the aisle gives a s— about reducing spending. And we should. … You should not vote to raise the debt ceiling without structural change.”

    C’mon, Charlie Brown. I’ll hold the ball perfect;y still. You run up here and kick it as hard as you can.

    • juris imprudent

      Yeah, there may be 5, 6 hell maybe even 12 Representatives who truly believe this. Their problem isn’t just the Republican party members in Congress – their problem is that there are only 5, 6 maybe 12 of them elected to office. You need to galvanize the voters into electing more so you aren’t just a lunatic fringe.

      • AlexinCT

        Voters don’t elect anyone the machine didn’t pre-approve. and when they try, the vote counters will fix that problem.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    UFC chief Dana White apologizes for slapping his wife of 26 years in the face at a bar during booze-fueled New Year’s Eve party in Mexico

    He forgot to yell, “Snap out of it!”

    • R.J.

      He apologized, indicated he was just trying to show what that famous Batman meme looked like.

    • Michael Malaise

      A roundhouse kick would’ve won the match, no?

  17. DrOtto

    Price controls work great at keeping the price down, but they create shortages. What’s his point, Hungary is going to stop eating eggs shorty?

    • PieInTheSky

      The point as, as mentioned earlier, conservatives who admired Orban.

      • juris imprudent

        Are there really many conservatives that admire Orban? Or is it just like labeling someone a racist? Nothing more than a leftist tactic to dominate the conversation.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        They like his social policy, but on average, they do not like his foreign policy.

        Your typical conservative doesn’t have an economic policy anymore. It’s a complete afterthought.

      • juris imprudent

        Dabney – a Presbyterian preacher and defender of slavery. Awesome fucking source dude.

      • Drake

        Was he wrong?
        I was wondering how long the Republicans have been nothing more than the Democrats’ shadow when I read his article. The answer is “since at least the Civil War”.

      • juris imprudent

        How fucking many ways can one man be wrong?

        You really want to defend someone indefensible? Did you even bother to look up anything about him? He was ignorant and superstitious – what a grand combination.

      • juris imprudent

        First off the “conservatives” after the war – and close to Dabney’s heart – were the unrepentant Democrats. As others have noted, the Progressive era infected both parties – first the Republicans (who eventually mostly got over it), and then the Democrats (who have never recovered). The Republicans post-WWII turned away from Taft in favor of Eisenhower. Something I was just reading earlier mentioned that the Reagan “revolution” would be better understood as the Reagan Restoration.

        But even Reagan was a lot more talk than action.

      • Drake

        Damn dude, chill. I was agreeing with one thing he said.

        As for defending slavery in 1871 – much of the world was still practicing it and the U.S. had just ended it a few years earlier.

      • juris imprudent

        His defense of slavery was religiously based – that God had made blacks inferior to whites. You can certainly argue how wrong that was even in those times (given the abolitionists were religiously driven too).

        As for what he has to say about conservatives – it isn’t relevant to Republicans and certainly wasn’t at the time.

      • PieInTheSky

        American populists admire Orban because he actually seems to care about the people of his country – you need to be delusional top believe that

      • juris imprudent

        seems is the critical thing – the need to believe.

      • PieInTheSky

        Are there really many conservatives that admire Orban? – at least on twitter, yes. And twitter is the real world, as much as one does not like that fact.

      • juris imprudent

        twitter

        So fantasyland conservatives.

      • PieInTheSky

        these days if you are not on the internet you don;t matter. Fantasyland is rural Wyoming or something.

      • juris imprudent

        Enjoy all the sustenance you can consume on twitter.

      • PieInTheSky

        when it comes to government policy, food does not count. See Netherlands

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        Twitter, and by extension all of social media, is more real than you imagine. It is the future.

        You seem to enjoy history, so here is something for you. In WWI, the airplane was the new thing. They were really, really expensive for the time, and in some militaries the casualty rate was over 75%. But, they gave you a third dimension to the battle field; shoot down balloon observations, a little bombing (hand tossed), checking on enemy troop massing, etc. So, that intensely expensive thing in both resources and manpower was totally worth it, much more than the old way of calvary charges.

        The old soldiers hated that they couldn’t do calvary charges, and as we saw via the British, mass troops didn’t do anything either. But, those planes were the future, as we saw from Spain to Hiroshima.

        Social media allows you to rally the troops, so to speak. Look at what it is doing for Ukraine. Look at how much money it helped raise for the Dems.

      • Fatty Bolger

        And Twitter got Trump elected in the first place – something the establishment was NOT going to allow again.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        QED

    • Brochettaward

      This might have mattered if humanity actually had anything whatsoever to do with anything that is happening down at the border.

      This is about demographic “destiny.”

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, wherever did people get the idea about that nonsense replacement theory?

        History, in the progressive myth, is a kind of plus factor in political struggle: an invisible force, like something out of physics, that adds its strength to ours. History is on our side—we can’t lose! For decades now, Democrats have been assuring themselves that the coming of a majority-minority America will guarantee a future liberal hegemony.

        FWIW, the author is right about the right side of history bullshit.

    • AlexinCT

      Do you really think that if this was something government didn’t want happening that they would not have been much more active in stopping it? Shit, they have FBI showing up to fuck over parents concerned about their kids being groomed, but they keep missing the loons on their radar that go out and massacre people all the time.

  18. PieInTheSky

    How liberals lost the internet

    https://www.1828.org.uk/2022/11/30/how-liberals-lost-the-internet/

    “I attended a large panel discussion event organised by my university, where the main speaker was the then Finance Senator of Berlin. Berlin, at the time, was governed by a “Red-Red” coalition, i.e. a coalition of social democrats and socialists, which should, in principle, have been to the students’ liking. But the fashionable opinion of the day was that the Red-Red senate were a bunch of neoliberal sell-outs, who were left-wing in name only.
    The event went accordingly. The Finance Senator could barely get a word in because every time he tried to, he was shouted down, booed and heckled. As the event went on, more and more people joined in, until nearly the entire audience had turned into a mindless, braying, shrieking left-wing mob.
    The worst part, however, was the Q&A session because it was pure performative posturing. None of the “questions” were really questions. Everyone who got hold of the microphone simply used it to vie for applause by expressing crowd-pleasing left-wing platitudes. The applause-begging soon turned into a competitive bidding war, with every person who made a point trying to out-Left the previous one.”

    “The internet was a game changer for people with niche interests and beliefs because it made it so much easier for them to connect with likeminded people. Moreover, it made it much easier to find out about those niche interests and beliefs in the first place. […] The Left did not need the internet, because they were already hegemonic.”

    “Twitter, in contrast, has a clear system of punishments and rewards. Express a fashionable opinion, and you will get lots of likes and retweets. Express an unfashionable one, and you get “piled on” and/or “ratio’d”. So yes, your chances of discovering interesting ideas outside of the left-wing mainstream are much higher than they would have been in, say, 1992. But the conformist pressure to quickly reject those ideas, and go along with the left-wing mainstream, is also much greater. That second effect more than cancels out the former.”

    • AlexinCT

      This.

    • R C Dean

      That second effect more than cancels out the former.

      This is the key point. Sure, there are more alternatives available to everyone, but in reality the day-to-day discourse has contracted.

    • Winston's Mom

      Meh. They say any space online openly practicing free speech will inevitably turn into a haven for rifht win nut cases.

      Sort of like here.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Only the return of the liberal—of the ideas of liberty—can save us now.”

    More salvationist claptrap.

    “Save us!”

    “Fuck that. Save yourself.”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Go ahead, be fat, I don’t give a fuck.

      Just don’t require that I celebrate it or expect me to put up with you lying to my kids.

    • EvilSheldon

      Okay, whatever. I’ll put that fatphobic pin in the same drawer with my homophobic, transphobic, and white supremacist badges.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^
        The -phobic suffix left Tedious Station a while back. Now it’s on par with a 5 year old trying to insult you using their very limited vocabulary.

      • juris imprudent

        The difference is the 5 year old generally wants to learn to do better.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        What’s cute when a 40lb kindergartener does it is very much not cute when a 400lb blue hair cat lady does it.

    • slumbrew

      She just needs “drunk” for the Dean Wormer trifecta.

    • R C Dean

      Is a fat liberation activist someone who wants to be liberated from fat?

      Because that’s the only way that makes sense. Oh, wait. Its the internet. Nobody said it had to make sense.

      • Tres Cool

        @FatLiberationActivist is my new IG name

    • Michael Malaise

      Gee, overweight, colored hair, glasses?

      BINGO!

    • Seguin

      That’s a good question. Ever since I saw pwnagotchis being sold on Etsy, I’ve been struggling to find a reason for what hackers call war walking or driving. WTF is the point?

  20. PieInTheSky

    So Apparently Dacia became the best selling car in France after passing Citroen. I never understood why anyone would by a citroen.

    • UnCivilServant

      The same reason one might buy a Trabant?

      • PieInTheSky

        no, Trabant was only bought when there was no other choice

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        For the same reason the French cops pulled her over. They might not have found drugs, but she is in the thick of it, somehow.

        I know of one in Oregon, so that was buy choice.

    • SDF-7

      They have a zest for life?

      • juris imprudent

        No squeezing anything ridiculous out of this.

      • Tres Cool

        Dont be sour.

    • EvilSheldon

      They wanted to build a lowrider on the cheap?

    • Seguin

      I like old Citroens. They’re pretty neat. Nothing special about the now though. May as well buy Peugeot. Not surprised about Dacia though, aren’t they just cheaper Renaults? Similar thing happened to Volkswagen and Skoda IIRC.

  21. PieInTheSky

    In the local news is Jeremy Renner suffering a snow plowing accident but no article mentioned what that means.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      I think it involves cocaine and leather chaps.

    • SDF-7

      Don’t know what sources they used — but someone mentioned yesterday that he was plowing with a Snowcat, got out for some reason and it started moving again and ran over his legs.

      And local? You move to Modesto recently?

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        LOL. It must have been that because the overwhelming traffic to sno-cat.com blew up their servers.

      • PieInTheSky

        I mean to say a newspaper from Bucharest… could have phrased it better

      • PieInTheSky

        I see a lawsuit against the manufacturer

      • R.J.

        Yes. This will be as big as the Chekov – killing Jeep.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He had a German knockoff. Genuine Tucker SnoCats are still made in USA.

    • R.J.

      I like the cut of your jib, sailor!

      • Tres Cool

        Id watch that for a dollar

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      She’s cute. But, I have a thing for middle eastern girls.

  22. PieInTheSky

    In local defense news, a manager of a large government owned munitions plant is accused of receiving 7000 dollars and 13 lambs as bribe to give a favorable contract to some other small company.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      He should have held out for veal.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Your typical conservative doesn’t have an economic policy anymore. It’s a complete afterthought.

    Money grows on trees.

  24. The Other Kevin

    Good morning Ms. Winston’s Mom and the rest of you Glibertarian folk. Hopefully all of you had a great holidays this year. As is my custom, I stayed mostly offline during my extended break, so hopefully I didn’t miss anything important. It is of course very difficult to return to work today, even though my office is in the dining room.

    • Nephilium

      I’m right there with you TOK. I managed to get through the 200+ e-mails (including the ones who just ignored the out of office messages), and the 250+ Teams notifications today. That counts as a full day, right?

      • R.J.

        Dam straight. I am ready for a nap.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Apparently he had chronic severe anxiety and a nervous stomach 🤮. Thank you, Scott Stossel*: I did not know that.

      *nephew of John

  25. Rebel Scum

    Pivot!

    Dr. Zeke Emanuel: Covid vaccines don’t work against new variant, travel bans and testing are ”delaying tactics”; only thing that reliably works are “really high quality masks.”

    Or we just let it spread because you can’t actually stop it.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That Malthusian psychopath hasn’t hanged himself yet?

      Disappointing

    • Lackadaisical

      “only thing that reliably works are “really high quality masks.”

      Except when real people are the ones who have to actually wear them. These people are all idiots, if I’m being charitable.

  26. Lackadaisical

    “Imagine being so out of touch you think boomer cons give two shits about Hungry”

    Is this an attempt to make price controls look good, or bad?

    I assume krugnuts doesn’t realize not being scared shitless because Hungary is now a dictatorship (allegedly) that non-leftists somehow love Hungary?

    • AlexinCT

      Are we talking about height or length here?

  27. Mojeaux

    Client: The ebook file you made me didn’t pass muster.

    Me: That’s because you changed everything before you uploaded it.

    Client: Will you fix it?

    Me: The fix is to upload the one I sent you.

    • Tres Cool

      So the client doesn’t understand why you don’t share their vision?

      Welcome to consulting.

    • AlexinCT

      Damn Mojeaux. That sounds like you are dealing w/ a freaking clown.

    • R C Dean

      Client: Will you fix it?

      Moj: Certainly. At an hourly rate of $________.

      • Mojeaux

        She still owes me a lot of money for the rush job I did over a holiday weekend. I just want her to stop fucking with it and calling it my work.

      • Mojeaux

        I give this recipe 1 star. I only changed the flour out for corn starch and substituted sugar for baking soda. It turned out awful. Do not use this recipe.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Question- wasn’t Cole Beasley of the Buffalo Bills put on ice by the NFL for refusing to take the vax?

    Or am I thinking of someone else?

    • Lackadaisical

      Sounds familiar. I know he was against the vax. Dunno if that’s even a thing or if it died a quiet death.

      • R C Dean

        died a quiet death

        Dude. Too soon.

      • Lackadaisical

        Completely unintentional…

  29. Tres Cool

    So the NFL hasnt commented on a re-play of last night’s game. And I dont really see how.
    People on talk radio are brining up “are fans due refunds” and the show host made a brilliant point- sports gambling was just legalized in Ohio Jan 1.
    Forget ticket refunds- what about people that put real money on the game as a bet. Does the NFL have any obligation to them?

    *SLD- I didnt bet on anything. I was asleep.

    • Mojeaux

      Around here they won’t even do the replay “out of respect” for the kid’s situation. No, fuck you. Play it.

      I will go sit by Charles Dickens upthread.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      what about people that put real money on the game as a bet

      The guy who put $1000 on “the game gets cancelled due to vaxx injuries” is now set for life.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        “It was a million to one shot, Doc!”

    • Lackadaisical

      I assume the bookies have to refund or else it applies to the next game, if there is one?

      Dunno.

    • R C Dean

      People on talk radio are brining up “are fans due refunds”

      I would say they should be refunded, yes. Regardless of whatever weaselly loopholes may be in the ticket contract.

      I don’t see how the NFL has any obligation to bettors. They have zero to do with the gambling transaction. I have no idea what the custom and practice may be in the gambling world for something like this.

      • Nephilium

        If a game is cancelled the general standard is to refund all bets as invalid. If the game is rescheduled, then the bets apply to the game as rescheduled.

        At least that’s my understanding.

      • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

        I depends on the bookie. If you are at a sports book in Vegas, they will have something already in play that you “sign” when you place the bet. Same with any OTB type place. That Dude down at the local, who makes a little book? He is going to have to do some fast talking, get you to roll it over.

  30. db

    Hellow, fellow Glibertarians people, will you be joining me at Capital building on J6 for big memorial vigil peaceful demonstration?

    • Tres Cool

      Glow harder!

      • juris imprudent

        The future’s so bright

        *dons sunglasses*

        I gotta wear shades.

      • R C Dean

        Oh, bravo.

  31. UnCivilServant

    Your PIN is expiring, you must set a new PIN.

    Your new PIN Must
    – be numeric.
    – NOT contain numbers.

    • Lackadaisical

      Haha I love this.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was easier than listing out the real rules which more or less make it impossible to find a legal PIN for my RSA token. The minimum length is already longer than the number the fob generates. Pretty much anything that makes it easier to remember is against the rules. I already have enough passwords, passcodes to remember and need something to avoid trying to cram another arbitrary number into my brain.

      • AlexinCT

        The most secure system is the one nobody can use!

      • Lackadaisical

        Passwords.txt

        Preferably stored right on your desktop.

    • db

      innumericacy

    • Grumbletarian

      π

    • Ted S.

      E.

  32. Lackadaisical

    “Society has grown corrupt and tyrannical and so is once again suffering stagnation and decline. But the ideas of liberty are eternal truths that always have the power to refresh and renew the world.”

    A gray pill?

    “The classical liberal movement—”a mighty libertarian revolution” as Rothbard called it—overthrew the Old Order, inaugurated a New Liberty, and gave humanity a new hope. But the Old Order has returned in new trappings. The emperor has new clothes and the empire is striking back.

    Only the return of the liberal—of the ideas of liberty—can save us now.”

    I hate star wars nerds. Way to end a great piece on a trivial and juvenile note.

    • PieInTheSky

      always have the power to refresh and renew the world – just not in our lifetime but in 3220 maybe

      • Lackadaisical

        The savior will come one day, just keep believing.

        Maybe liberalism was a once in history type of event, a word combination of the end of serfdom and ascendency of a new economic and moral system that will never be attempted again, since there isn’t a true ancien regime to fight against. The liberal tradition doesn’t have the same power it once did by having so much to offer to everyone.

      • juris imprudent

        “What did the Romans ever do for us?”

      • Lackadaisical

        Exactly.

        They already have all that liberalism has to offer (or close to it). That doesn’t give anything to strive for.

    • Zwak, who has his own double cross to bear.

      “Please, Lonely One Sowell, you are our only hope!”

  33. PieInTheSky

    BCE/CE always feels like straight-up euphemism, a testament to how unsecular secular culture is. I feel like an actually secular culture wouldn’t care, would just keep using AD, treating the meaning of “Anno Domini” as basically a curiosity like the etymology of “Wednesday”.

    https://twitter.com/azforeman/status/1609806943111057409

    • Lackadaisical

      I think it’s silly. Also, AD is SO MUCH MORE BADASS.

      I hope they start calling the days day1, day2, etc. Has as much soul as ‘common era’.

      • rhywun

        Portugal and Brazil wave “Hi!”

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Yes, yes, and Esperanto is totally going to make a comeback.

    • rhywun

      I first saw that in the wild in an East German museum in 1985 – go figure.

      • Lackadaisical

        BCE?

        Makes sense since they were commies.

      • rhywun

        Its German equivalent but yes. “v. Chr. Zeit” or something similar.

        And yes, I am sure that’s exactly why.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Around here they won’t even do the replay “out of respect” for the kid’s situation. No, fuck you. Play it.

    For the first time all year, since the game was going to be on ABC (I don’t get espn) I turned on MNF. Haha. I switched it off about the time the ambulance was leaving the field.

    After I had changed the channel, I this occurred to me: they said they were doing CPR on him, on the field. What if “the hit” was a total red herring, and his heart shorted out?

    • Mojeaux

      I switched it off about the time the ambulance was leaving the field.

      It’s all over YouTube.

      Opinions are running toward “commotio cordis,” which is a freak heart thing. You get hit in the chest at just the right millisecond in your heart’s pump cycle and bam. You’re out.

      • Tres Cool

        With a chance like that he shoulda play MegaMillions, too

      • Count Potato

        It doesn’t look like it because he got up after he got hit.

      • Pine_Tree

        I hate to say it this way, but a person can do that for a (very) few seconds even after heart stops. Enough oxygen in the brain and muscles to keep processing for a bit, then woozy, then down.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    By “red herring” I mean he could just as easily have collapsed on the way back to the huddle after covering a pass route.

    • Lackadaisical

      That’s what it looked like to me, unless something really strange was wrong with him, that wasn’t a hard hit by my standards. Have they said definitively what was wrong with him?

      • Nephilium

        Cardiac arrest is what I’ve heard reported. It looked like a general hit, and the guy got up, took two steps, and then just immediately fell backwards.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    If the NFL schedules a do-over, do they start off at 7 – 3? (I think that was the score)

    • Nephilium

      I believe they would continue from the time of the stop (same field position and score as well). But there aren’t exactly a lot of precedents for this.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Have they said definitively what was wrong with him?

    I saw headlines with “cardiac arrest”.

    For what that’s worth.

    • AlexinCT

      Why be an emperor if you can’t bang anything you want, when you want to, and how you want to?

  38. Rebel Scum

    Looks like some fake noose.

    A hate crime investigation has been opened after a “noose” made from paper towels was found in the bathroom of a Michigan Panera restaurant.
    The mayor of Gross Pointe, where the alleged “noose” was found, called the paper towels a “hate crime.”

    “This is a hate crime that is unacceptable and will not be tolerated in our community,” said Grosse Point Mayor Sheila Tomkowiak in a statement. “The noose, which is a symbol of human oppression and violence, has no place here. Any attempts at racial intimidation will be dealt with to the full extent of the law.”

    The restaurant’s assistant general manager Kareema Regular said that most of the staff there are black.

    • PieInTheSky

      The mayor of Gross Pointe – Could be worse a couple of visiting assassins could have started a gun fight

      • Michael Malaise

        That movie taught me never hold a highball glass by your neck.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Paper towel nooses are the future of white supremacy.

    • EvilSheldon

      Hmm. Was the latch on the bathroom stall door broken, by any chance?

    • rhywun

      OFFS. People are still falling for this crap?

      • Lackadaisical

        I think it’s hilarious.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Hellow, fellow Glibertarians people, will you be joining me at Capital building on J6 for big memorial vigil peaceful demonstration?

    Why, yes. Yes I will. Last one to the Speaker’s Podium buys the vodka!

    • juris imprudent

      Or gets elected Speaker.

  40. DEG

    Thanks for the well-wishes on my GlibCar article last night. I caught up on the comments today.

    Yes, that General Lee still has the Confederate Battle Flag on it.

    19-year-old Trevor Bickford, from Wells, Maine, is the kid who injured three NYPD officers with a machete in an unprovoked attack in Times Square. He was on the FBI’ watchlist’ after being radicalized.

    Wells, Maine and radicalized? By whom?

    This screams glow op.

    Do American conservatives know that Hungary — Hungary! — has been trying to hold down inflation with price controls?

    Fuck Krugman.

    • R C Dean

      the kid

      No, the adult. The man, even.

    • juris imprudent

      This screams glow op.

      He was known to the FBI.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Client: Will you fix it?

    That depends. How badly did you fuck it up?

    • Mojeaux

      It’s pretty much a re-do from start to finish.

  42. Count Potato

    “The federal government is now funding an initiative to train AI to censor social media content. The NSF-backed program promises to “detect and intervene” in cases of “gendered microaggressions,” “dehumanizing metaphors,” and “disguised toxicity.”

    Get ready: woke AI is coming.”

    https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1609954295767515136

    • Drake

      Don’t they all turn Nazi after a couple of days?

      • UnCivilServant

        This time will be different!

        /Wokist

      • R C Dean

        Only if they are exposed to real people. Apparently, there’s nothing like being exposed to humanity to make you want to commit genocide.

  43. robc

    Is Krugman the one economist who thinks price controls are a good idea?

    I didn’t think he had even gone that batshit crazy.

    • rhywun

      If it gives Dems more power, he’s for it.

  44. Rebel Scum

    What a dick.

    Valerie Cipollina told the Mail that Kohberger has been taunting guards and that the guards were too afraid to enter his cell.

    “I cut them, I’ll cut you,” Kohberger reportedly yelled to guards, said Cipollina, who was in jail for six hours on New Year’s Eve due to domestic violence charges.

    “You come in here and I’ll cut you,” he allegedly yelled at the guard. “I’m going to pee on your face. Do what you want with me, I don’t give a shit.”

    Aiming for an insanity defense I guess.

  45. R C Dean

    On Hamlin:

    I wouldn’t read too much into the fact that he is listed in criticial condition. He’s in the ICU, because he’s intubated (the ICU is where you want intubated patients to be), so the “critical condition” may be more a reflection of where he is in the hospital than his actual prognosis.

    The question in my mind is: since they got his heartbeat back on the field, why is he intubated? I’m not sure why a cardiac arrest would have impair your breathing that severely after they get your heart started again. It looked like a decent (and clean) hit to the chest, but nothing that would break ribs or otherwise interfere with respiration, so I wonder what’s going on.

    And, yes, when Buffalo went home they effectively cancelled the game. If they had stayed in Cincinnati overnight, there would at least be a chance to complete/replay the game, but not now.

    • rhywun

      they got his heartbeat back on the field

      😮 Didn’t know that.

      The one time I saw a guy collapse and they cancelled a match, his heart was out for 78 minutes – long after they carted him to the hospital.

      • Tres Cool

        78 minutes w/o oxygen to the brain?
        Must have been a democrat.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I have no idea how that works but that’s what they said.

    • Pine_Tree

      When I saw it, my impression was that his hit to the ground (head? neck?) may have actually been worse than the chest hit. Dunno. But something that was a blow to his central nervous system could maybe do it.

      And yeah, they hit the ground all the time, but stuff happens, odd positions, unreadiness because of the way he was falling from the tackle, etc.

    • Nephilium

      I would assume broken ribs/sternum from the CPR.

    • Grumbletarian

      And, yes, when Buffalo went home they effectively cancelled the game.

      That should be a forfeit.

    • Contrarian P

      He’s intubated because intubating a patient is standard practice during cardiopulmonary resuscitation. It secures the patient’s airway to make sure you can oxygenate and ventilate them as you try to get their heart restarted. Once they revive, controlling a patient’s breathing can help deal with the derangements that happen in the body secondary to being deprived of oxygen and other blood borne materials. Unless the arrest was extremely brief, patients don’t just sit up and start doing everything normally. Even with great CPR, the brain is still deprived of normal levels of oxygen until the heart restarts. Brain injury is very common.

      Once someone has a tube down, you don’t take it out until you are as sure as you can possibly be that they are neurologically intact, you’ve dealt with the precipitating cause of the arrest (if you can), you’ve managed the initial severe complications, and the patient can breathe on their own.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    Dr. Zeke Emanuel: Covid vaccines don’t work against new variant, travel bans and testing are ”delaying tactics”; only thing that reliably works are “really high quality masks.”

    I suggest multiple layers of Saran Wrap, to establish an effective barrier.

    • R C Dean

      He’s not entirely wrong. I think a properly fitted and worn N95 does reduce viral transmission, based on the relatively low rates of infection our COVID-facing staff had during the two peaks of the pandemic. The problem is, that’s not a public health solution, because the public doesn’t do “properly fitted and worn N-95”.

      • R.J.

        So true. It’s an ordeal to fit one of those right. You can’t just drop it on your face.

        If you can smell the person next to you, the mask isn’t doing anything.

      • Lackadaisical

        … And they’re not showering enough?

      • R.J.

        I was thinking perfume and the occasional cloud of flatulence.

      • UnCivilServant

        Given how much trouble I have breathing with improperly fitted larger pore size masks… (though my doctor didn’t rule out anxiety as a root cause there) …I’m not wearing the damn totem of submission.

      • Tres Cool

        You wouldn’t believe the idiots at my work that have facial hair if not full beards and still wear a face-diaper.

        Ive pointed out the flaw that air is just coming around the sides, but they dont care.

      • juris imprudent

        “The bad stuff is attracted to the mask material”

      • R.J.

        “Let’s test that theory:”

        *squats
        *PFFFFFAFFFFFF!

      • R C Dean

        Its anecdotal on my end, no question. Could have been the other precautions, as well – gloves, bunny suits, eye shields, none of which I would expect to do much at all for an airborne virus. The patients were also in negative pressure rooms with a ridiculous rate of turnover (had to be multiple times an hour, maybe even every few minutes), so maybe that was it.

        Their infection rate was not much at all above the general public. As I think about it, its likely the negative pressure air turnover. Walking into one of those units, when you would open the door the amount of air being sucked in pas you was phenomenal.

      • UnCivilServant

        Now I have a mental image of a tiny nurse trying to open the door but the pressure differential keeps pulling it closed…

      • R C Dean

        Thinking about it, I don’t recall seeing tiny nurses. They seem to range from “average” to “could take down a grizzly”.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yeah, sounds like an even better environment than being outside.

      • rhywun

        The obvious conclusion is that everyone needs to live in a pressure chamber.

        *launches pressure-chamber start-up*

      • EvilSheldon

        Clearly the public needs to be more obedient. A few more beatings should do the trick.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      That was my question the moment he made bail.

      Probably some Wall Street fatcats who are in up to their necks in money laundering.

      • AlexinCT

        DNC and other team blue PACs…

    • R C Dean

      Why would a judge grant that motion?

      If he does, then I think it adds to the case that there are already shenanigans.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Because he’s been advised to do so, for health reasons.

      • AlexinCT

        Suicide by double tap to the back of the head?

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Opinions are running toward “commotio cordis,” which is a freak heart thing. You get hit in the chest at just the right millisecond in your heart’s pump cycle and bam. You’re out.

    I saw that in a Bruce Lee movie.

    • Mojeaux

      Five point palm exploding heart technique.

      • Tres Cool

        -1 Bill

        (HA!)

      • Mojeaux

        I love that movie.

      • Tres Cool

        You know who else looked good in front of a synth?

        Zia Mccabe

  48. The Late P Brooks

    I managed to get through the 200+ e-mails (including the ones who just ignored the out of office messages), and the 250+ Teams notifications today.

    *select all: delete*

    • UnCivilServant

      I take it you’ve been self-employed for a while now.

      • juris imprudent

        Self employed would diligently plow through them knowing that some were relevant. Corporate or government drone knows the one e-mail in there that might be relevant will be resent when it becomes important enough that you have to pay attention.

      • Mojeaux

        Self employed would diligently plow through them knowing that some were relevant.

        Yup.

      • Rat on a train

        If it is really important someone will DM me.

      • Michael Malaise

        Yes – if it’s really important, it’s not an email.

      • Mojeaux

        I try not to give my personal cell out to clients. They get clingy. I also don’t like talking on the phone and will immediately send an email summarizing the discussion. I communicate by email because I need a paper trail.

    • Nephilium

      Teams (at least the version we’re on) doesn’t allow you to clear multiple notifications at once. It’s one of my (many) complaints about it.

  49. Count Potato

    Great thread here:

    “The theme of my reporting this year was ideological capture and its consequences. From hospitals and nonprofits to corporations and the courts, “wokeness” isn’t just stifling free speech or inventing dumb neologisms; it is determining policy that affects millions of people.🧵”

    https://twitter.com/aaronsibarium/status/1609327834387841032

  50. The Late P Brooks

    If you can smell the person next to you, the mask isn’t doing anything.

    I pissed a few hard core mask-ians off when I suggested they try bear spray test.

    “Put your mask on, and I’ll go get a can of bear spray.”

  51. Tres Cool

    “Hellow, fellow Glibertarians people, will you be joining me at Capital building on J6 for big memorial vigil peaceful demonstration?”

    I will not due to work obligations. However I’ve heard that my….umm….ahem….”twin” brother may make the trip. Sadly, he’s the evil twin. Separated at birth, we’ve only recently reunited in a way that involved no email, social media, or other electronic communications. Weird, I know. But he’s a luddite like that. So Ive heard.

    /sorry Preet & NSA

    • PieInTheSky

      What incentinve is there not to be?

  52. Rebel Scum

    You mad?

    Amy Klobuchar says social media companies should be regulated so they have “limits” on “certain kinds of speech” they deem as “misinformation.”

    Someone is upset that deep state cuntes don’t censor Twitter anymore.

    • PieInTheSky

      Can i be the one who decides what misinformation is?

    • creech

      Amy Klobuchar should be regulated by the people of Minnesoda, but that is less likely than what she is proposing here.

  53. Michael Malaise

    Thoughts are prayers are stupid and useless when someone shoots other people, but are kind and considerate when an athlete collapses and is taken to the hospital.

  54. Rebel Scum

    That’s Dr. First Lady to you.

    First Lady Jill Biden’s New Year message to Americans: “Go get that COVID vaccine.”

    Nah, fuck off.

    • Sean

      The replies are encouraging.

    • creech

      That’s a disrespectful reply to a Doctor’s orders.

  55. hayeksplosives

    Greetings, fellow kids.

    For those of you who are proton mail users, are you now unable to access your mobile proton mail unless your phone is connected to WiFi? I’m not sure when it changed or if there’s anything I can do about it, but I can’t send/receive or even open older messages even on 5G. It insists I’m “offline” unless connected to WiFi.

    Kind of a drag because I can’t get on the work WiFi with my personal phone, and I don’t want to get on unsecured public WiFi. Really decreases the appeal of ProtonMail.

    • R C Dean

      I just turned off wifi on my phone, and it still seems to be working fine.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    Right wing putsch

    No matter how they resolve Tuesday’s vote choosing the next speaker of the House, Republicans appear poised to double down on the hard-edged politics that most swing state voters rejected in last November’s midterm election.

    Stubborn conservative resistance to House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy has put the party at risk of precipitating the first speakership election that extends to more than a single ballot since 1923 – and only the second since the Civil War. But even if McCarthy ultimately prevails, the show of strength from the GOP’s conservative vanguard has ensured it enormous leverage in shaping the party’s legislative and investigative agenda. And that could reinforce the image of extremism that hurt Republicans in the midterm election, especially in the key swing states likely to decide the next presidential contest – Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia and Arizona.

    Whoever Republicans ultimately select as speaker “will be subject to the whims and the never-ending leveraging of a small group of members who want to wield power,” said former GOP Rep. Charlie Dent, a CNN political commentator. “You’re going to have this group on the far right that is going to continue to push the leadership to go further right on issues.”

    Nobody I know wants those guys (and gals) to have a say on policy or agenda.

    Why can’t they be more like us, and just forget about what those dipshit hick voters want?

    • creech

      But the Dems in Congress are all about bipartisanship, right? So however many GOP “extremists” defect from “moderate GOP views,” there are certain to be enough Dems votes to offset them. /sarc