Zoomers Discover Gordon Gekko

by | Jan 14, 2023 | Beer, Economy, Food & Drink, Markets | 163 comments

In a one on one with my supervisor a few months back, I asked him directly if I could get a couple hours to take care of a few errands.

”Oh yeah.  HR put out a new guidance stating all PTO requests will be automatically approved.  My only input is to rescind permission if needed.”

”What?”

”Yeah, just let me know when you’re going to be gone.”

This is my review of Komes Barleywine:

Microsoft this week released a statement to its employees that received a lot of attention from the media outlets that cater to both nerds, and geeks.  They updated the company HR policy to allow for “discretionary PTO” for salaried employees, which is being interpreted as “unlimited PTO.”

“Not my idea, honestly.”

PTO of course meaning, Paid Time Off, or paid vacation time. Its “Leave” in military parlance.  We can all see the Andrew Yang crowd rejoicing at this shift from a major US company, as we move closer and closer to a reality where everyone can earn a living by doing literally nothing.  In some respects we’re already there, after all I am writing this at work from my home office in a lull between tasks and meetings—I am certainly getting paid to do little of value for my company.

Now the rationale for it is evident in a few studies that indicate the most productive workers actually do take more vacation time.  Others note surveys suggesting workers would prefer time off rather than earn a higher salary.  Ultimately though, the reason might be related to the bottom line.

Turns out in many states companies are required to repay unused vacation time—something I will take advantage of this spring.  Given a large enough company, they would likely have to do that with employees even in states where that is not required by law.  Which means companies with an unlimited PTO policy are actually saving money by using this loophole to “fleece” unwitting employees, which I am certain will give Microsoft shareholders a nice little chub.

See?  Greed IS good.

 

What else is good?  The Poles that made this beer.  The interesting part is on the back they have the usual serving suggestions in terms of glassware but also indicate the overall character of the beer changes as it warms over time.  I will probably try this again with my tulip glass in the future because they are correct in that regard.  The best part is this only cost $6 so you can probably afford to pick up a bunch of these.  Komes Barleywine:  4.6/5

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163 Comments

  1. Yusef drives a Kia

    The wine sounds good,
    I shall quest for it
    🍻

  2. The Late P Brooks

    It’s patronizing paternalism, all the way down

    For those who do use the term – or for those who object to its use – there’s no one-size-fits-all approach to the question that would warrant an oversimplified approach like Sanders’ order. What Sanders has characterized as “respect” is actually a patronizing attempt to shut down a debate among Latin American descended people in the US about how to name themselves.

    I don’t care what you call yourself at home.

    • rhywun

      “LOL we have our own polls.” 🙄

    • Brochettaward

      It’s a word that like 1% of Hispanics use. It has no place in government documents. It’s Marxist. It’s political.

      • R C Dean

        Well, which is it? Marxist and political, or unsuitable for government documents?

    • J. Frank Parnell

      What Sanders has characterized as “respect” is actually a patronizing attempt to shut down a debate among Latin American descended people woke white liberals in the US about how to name themselves the best way to virtue signal when talking about Latin American descended people.

      Fixed.

    • Grumbletarian

      To leftist shits, a debate means you listen to them lecture, and then do what they tell you.

  3. Mojeaux

    The other upside for the company is that there is an unspoken rule/fear that if you actually take advantage of it, you will be at best, looked down upon and at worst, have it held against you at review time. Employees actually take FEWER days under this policy than the normal PTO structure because they fear backlash.

    • R.J.

      Yep. Wife’s employer works the same way. Now everyone worries about using vacation. The paranoia is real.

      • rhywun

        Yikes. Pass!

    • slumbrew

      As I note below, it depends on company culture.

      That was certainly not the case when we switched.

      • DEG

        Yes. And which employee is taking advantage of it.

        I worked at a company where I had unlimited PTO. When the company had switched to unlimited PTO, I had been at the company for about six years and was well established. I was considering using the new policy to take a month off to go to Europe around Oktoberfest.

        I was a little worried people would think I was taking advantage of the policy. I was talking with someone who was plugged into office scuttlebutt, and she said, “You are the last person anyone here would suspect of taking advantage of that policy. Take the month off and enjoy it.”

    • R C Dean

      The CFO will love it. Accrued PTO is booked as a liability.

      • Gender Traitor

        My CFO boss has me send him a spreadsheet listing every employee’s vacation* hours balance as of month end along with the associated cost based on their hourly pay rates. Happily, I’d be shocked if he converted to the “unlimited PTO” concept. He had a hard enough time convincing the CEO and other senior management to abandon “use it or lose it” calendar year-based models of time off.

        *We differentiate between “vacation” and “PTO.” Only your vacation balance is paid to you if you leave.

    • Zwak says Your Husband is a Polar Bear, Skinny.

      Yes. When the wife worked for the University of California, you were expected to have at least one week of vaca “in reserve” at all times.

  4. Nephilium

    Yep. My work changed from accrued PTO hours to “unlimited” PTO (with a suggestion “guideline”) back in 2020. They allowed the roll over to go for another year due to the shitshow that 2020 was.

    I don’t understand the people who have worked for the company for years, and were fucking loosing PTO hours because they were at the cap. That’s free money you’re giving away, which tells me you’re not analytical enough to be working in IT.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      They have no life outside of work, maybe?

  5. Drake

    My old company went to the unlimited PTO last year. I think I took 4 days off total before they laid me off in July and didn’t have to pay my unused vacation.

  6. slumbrew

    We went “unlimited” PTO years ago – they were up front about the benefit to them not having to keep accrued time off on the books as a liability (it was millions of dollars). But they also were clear they expected people to take more time off, on average.

    If you want to take more than 6 weeks off in total or more than 4 consecutive weeks, you need VP approval.

    I wasn’t accruing any days off, so I wasn’t missing anything with the switch. Now, I think I used all but 3 days of that 6 weeks for each of the last couple of years. On top of the normal holidays. Plus the dozen “wellness days” they gave out during the pandemic. Mostly it means we pad normal trips, do like travel for Thanksgiving on Tuesday , etc. Those extra days add up and greatly reduce stress.

    It depends on company culture, but it works for us. As long as your work is getting done we don’t sweat when you’re actually working.

  7. Brochettaward

    If I had Firsted on this thread, it would have 100 comments already. But I fear that this was not in the cards. It would have been disastrous for the fate of the Firstiverse. The First must come at another place.

  8. Timeloose

    I’ve had unlimited PTO for several years. It’s made no difference in the amount of vacation people have taken, but we no longer have to worry about banking vacations to prepare for mandatory time off periods.

    The companies used to force workers to take ~2 weeks in a particularly bad quarter to take the liabilities of the balance sheets.

    It has made it easier to take 2 weeks off at a time. My manager has always encouraged it, but he takes a month off in a row each year. Dammed Germans.

    • Nephilium

      My work had a rule (while they were doing accrual PTO) that certain employees were mandated to take off between Christmas and New Year’s. My position was exempt, but there are several reasons I’m looking for another company to work for.

      • Gender Traitor

        The only mandated time off at my employer is the policy that every employee must take at least five work days in a row off at some point every year. This is primarily to guard against financial hanky-panky, as apparently one trick of embezzlers or others engaged in financial shenanigans is NOT to take much time off so that their theft is not discovered by whoever is covering for them while they’re gone.

      • R C Dean

        That’s a common policy. Not sure how much good it does, but auditors routinely recommend it.

      • Chafed

        I think it makes sense. If someone else must look at those financial records there is a reasonable chance misconduct will be exposed.

  9. slumbrew

    12% ABV.

    yikes.

    • Nephilium

      /hides his 57.8% ABV beers he just received today

      • UnCivilServant

        Those aren’t beer, that’s whiskey at that point.

      • Nephilium

        Nope. Not distilled, just fermented.

      • R C Dean

        I didn’t think you could ferment to that level, as the alcohol kills the yeast at some level well short of 120 proof.

      • R C Dean

        Bad math. That’s more like 30 proof. Still beyond what I thought fermentation could deliver.

      • Nephilium

        It’s an eisbock, so they did freeze concentrate it. It’s a collaboration between BrewDog and Schorschbräu (who had for years battled back and forth for the strongest beer record). BrewDog shipped some over here to Ohio, and they’re only shipping it to people in Ohio.

      • DEG

        Sounds like it will be delicious.

      • Nephilium

        That’s the hope. I picked up two bottles (they’re tiny, 40 ml – 1.35 oz) as a Christmas gift to myself. One I’ll probably try sometime over the next week, and hold on to the other one to share or gift.

    • Ted S.

      For those of us who drink wine and spirits, that’s fairly low.

      • slumbrew

        I’m one of you, still high for “beer”

      • R C Dean

        I think that’s probably extremely high for wine.

      • slumbrew

        Nah, not these days, sadly.

        Wine club I’m in regularly delivers 14% and higher. I wish they’d throttle it back a bit.

        https://www.d-cwines.com/Tech-Sheets

      • Ted S.

        Not really, at least not these days. We’ve got two whites in the fridge, one at 12% and the other 13%. I’ve got a red (Montepulciano) in the fridge that’s 12.5%.

        I think I’ve seen quite a few reds at the liquor store that run up to 14.5%.

        Now in the pre-phylloxera days, I believe wine had on average a rather lower ABV.

      • juris imprudent

        Chile has pre-phylloxera European vine-stock, it never reached there.

      • R C Dean

        Iwas referring to the 57.8% ABV, not the 12% ABV.

      • slumbrew

        Ah, that makes more sense.

  10. UnCivilServant

    Well, I am 1/3rd of the way into my commitment. I just sent the Editors my review of Gotham Knights.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m not 2/3rds of the way into my commitment, I’ve sent the mystery article to the Editors.

      Now to get on the short story.

  11. hayeksplosives

    Phew!! My colleague’s son is being discharged from the hospital after an eventful evening in which he ingested an almond infused Bon-bon that wanted to kill him. Poor kid has a nut allergy, and it nearly took him out.

    Weird to think that many of us humans like precisely the items that nature has evolved to keep other animals away: peppers, onion, garlic. Those are meant to say “DO NOT EAT” but we do.

    I can’t figure out any logic on the nut allergy. It’s a very serious on, and is it increasingly common, or do I need more tinfoil?

    • slumbrew

      More common due to lack of early exposure is a current theory with some traction. Another “health authorities” whoopsie, if true.

      • Bob Boberson

        Or what he said ^

      • Threedoor

        Also maternal exposure in utero.

    • Bob Boberson

      The working theory that I have heard is that parents fear an aniphilactic reaction so they don’t expose kids to tree nuts, shellfish, etc until they are out of the toddler years. At that point they body is much less able to adapt to new foodstuff, forms histamine’s and you get major allergies. The theory as I understand it is the toddler years are when you develop food tolerances, just like immune systems.

    • Brochettaward

      Not a doctor, but kids aren’t exposed to as much dirt and filth as they used to be when young.

    • R C Dean

      I’m increasingly wondering if hammering kids with vaccines isn’t a factor. It’s an immune system overreaction, after all.

      • one true athena

        yeah, it certainly correlates with the massive increase in childhood vaxes, esp versus when I was a kid. Causation? Idk but as you say, the immune system is a common factor, and some babies/toddlers are getting the MMR/Dtap/+5 more in one DAY. I can’t believe that has no ill effects, tbh, even if peanut allergies aren’t one of them.

      • Scruffy Nerfherder

        Yes

    • Penguin

      Not to mention certain plant alkaloids, which often have uh…medicinal value

    • DEG

      It’s good your colleague’s son made it through.

  12. Animal

    Someone mentioned the movie Melancholia the other day. So Mrs. A and I watched it on our date night last night.

    What a turd. It was depressing, tedious, had terrible pacing issues, and the fairly impressive cast (Kirsten Dunst, John Hurt, Keifer Sutherland, Charlotte Rampling, Stellan and Alexander Skarsgård) seemed just badly used. Not even Kirsten Dunst’s naked bewbs could save this grenade. I award it no stars. Don’t bother with this one. We were actually relieved when the killer planet smacked into Earth and ended the cast’s endless whining.

    • Brochettaward

      It’s a movie for those with acquired taste. I didn’t watch it because I could tell what sort of movie it would be. The title kind of gives it away.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The director gives it all away. Don’t watch unless Lars von Trier is your cup of tea.

      • Brochettaward

        I sort of like The House That Jack Built.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I watched Breaking the Waves with no foreknowledge.

  13. Bob Boberson

    Military leave is 30 days per year. It’s hugely generous by any estimation, even if you are expected to use it over weekends/holidays when not able to report for duty should there be a unit recall. That being said, there is a sick culture of pride in not using the benefit. I’ve listened to lots of people brag about having to sell leave or eat it at the end of the year like never taking time off is some kind of Badge of honor. Of course, most of these people make free with skipping work to run errands or simply staying home with a wink and nod from their supervisor and not charging against their leave. I shudder to think what an unlimited PTO military would look like.

    • Brochettaward

      PTO in the military rolls over to some extent. Some guys save it for particular reasons.

      Also, one of the tricks – if everyone else is on leave, like during the holidays, you basically aren’t working, anyway. At least not in my unit you weren’t. You show up for a bullshit formation to start the day and you are basically sent on your way. Maybe they have a task here or there that’s light, and then you sham the rest of the day. So, if you aren’t really desperate to go back and see family, why use the PTO when you are basically on vacation, anyway?

      That was my experience.

      • Bob Boberson

        Yeah the incentives are all messed up. The problem I have is the hypocrisy of the guys who do exactly what you are describing but then turn around and act morally superior when I take a couple weeks off for vacation.

        “Oh you’re not going to be around for ops next week? Seems like you’ve been taking a lot of time off lately dude.”

        /Says the guy who just took off the last 10 days without submitting leave because ‘the kids were sick‘.

    • Threedoor

      In my nearly six years in S1 shorted me a total of 25 days leave. My unit charged me 15 days regular leave for a surgery I had and tried to charge me another 30 after I got run over.

      We had use or loose it days and times of the year when you could take leave. Otherwise you had to know or blow.

  14. Brochettaward

    OT tangent, again on football.

    I was always annoyed at how Peyton Manning took no criticism for lost year with the Colts. He had off-season surgery, a significant one, that he didn’t tell the team about (yes, there was a lockdown). He signed a massive contract extension without letting them know. It is almost certain that he knew he had a serious issue that could cost him significant time. He fucked his team over and looked to get paid (which Peyton always did – Peyton was all about the money and constantly demanded every last dollar he could in contract negotiations). But because he was Peyton Manning, the media darling and Colts legend, he had no repercussions for acting like a slimeball. Almost no one in the media dared question the narrative and if anything his champions used it as proof positive that he was the greatest of all time because a Colts team built completely around him and his particular way of running an offense obviously fell apart without him and their back-up QB situation was a mess.

    Then there were people who tried to paint him as a victim when the Colts cut him.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      It did hurt his legacy. Brady didn’t take everything he could have but made sure the money he left on the table was used to add a good team around him.

      • Chafed

        That is definitely an overlooked part of Brady’s legacy.

      • slumbrew

        It was said that Giselle was a big advantage for Brady – when your wife is good for 40 million a year you don’t need to push for a max contract for yourself.

      • Chafed

        I’m using Max Contract as my porn name.

    • Nephilium

      I’ve been entertained watching the Clowney clown show go on since he spoke to the press last Friday and got benched by the team.

      • Brochettaward

        I remember when JJ Watt was hurt years back and guys on the Texans were actually talking about how Clowney had become a better player than him (think it came from Vince Wilfork specifically). The guy has always been an overrated entitled douche.

        He may still be right about the Browns and Garrett. He’s the face of the organization, one of their few slam dunk draft picks over the years. It was funny how protective the Browns were when he weaponized his helmet against Mason Rudolph, and probably signed off on him going with his bullshit story about Rudolph using that racial slur against him.

      • Nephilium

        Considering the Stillers kicked him in the fork when he was already down. There were no good guys in that fight.

        But Clowney was truly biting the hand that fed him. The Browns had been trying to land him for years, and even this year he didn’t sign on until training camp was already underway. It’s entirely possible that the Browns were moving Garrett around to give him better match ups… because Garrett is the better player.

      • mock-star

        Hardcore Yinzer Steeler fan here.

        The helmet beating was the best thing that I ever seen on a football field and I wish we had more of it.

  15. KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

    😊

    /eom

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        😋 and I love Home Free as well.

      • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

        #MeToo (especially the bass/baritone guy)

    • SDF-7

      Apparently pie was consumed and caulk was hardened. Nice job, KK.

    • Gender Traitor

      But…it’s not even the MIDDLE of the month! 😕

    • slumbrew

      Alright alright alright!

    • KK the Porcine Pearl-Eater

      There was a hug

      • DEG

        A slow burn build-up.

    • juris imprudent

      An itch got scratched!

    • robodruid

      Our congratulations KK.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Not even Kirsten Dunst’s naked bewbs could save this grenade.

    Ouch.

    • Michael Malaise

      But they are real, and they are spectacular.

      You could watch Prime Video’s The Voyeurs just to see Sydney Sweeney’s very lovely set (or I’m sure there’s some reddit for just her nudes)

  17. Gustave Lytton

    Before it became PTO, there used to be separate vacation and sick time balances. And before that, companies would award allowances on an annual basis, not an accrual basis.

    • rhywun

      We only went to combined PTO a few years ago. I’m OK with it except there isn’t enough of it*, nor enough time to take what I have.

      *Because I’m at the bottom of the totem pole (again)**

      **Because I was dumped but rehired a couple years later

  18. Chafed

    Sorry staying on topic but what is barley wine? I’m guessing it is more of a beer or ale made with barley but I’m out my depth here.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Beer with wine levels of alcohol, like 12-15% or so.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        Also “not stout”, since a 12-15% stout would be an imperial stout.

      • Chafed

        Thanks

    • Nephilium

      Barley wine (technically Barley wine style ale in most states in the US) is just a high ABV beer. Malted barley is the main ingredient in most beers. You can also find wheat wines, which are a high ABV beer made with malted wheat.

      • Chafed

        Got it. Thanks. Is there a significant difference between hefeweisen and wheat wine other than the higher ABV?

      • Nephilium

        Different yeast strain, and different flavor profiles. A wheat wine will generally not have the banana or clove notes that a hefeweisen will have. There’s also variation in barleywines, with at least two classifications at the homebrew level (American – highly hopped; European – malt forward).

      • Chafed

        Thanks Neph.

  19. DEG

    Given a large enough company, they would likely have to do that with employees even in states where that is not required by law.

    I am now working for a very large company. This company only pays out unused PTO if the state you work in requires it, which NH does not.

    This is the first company I’ve worked at that does not pay out unused PTO for NH employees when they leave the company.

  20. DEG

    What else is good? The Poles that made this beer. The interesting part is on the back they have the usual serving suggestions in terms of glassware but also indicate the overall character of the beer changes as it warms over time. I will probably try this again with my tulip glass in the future because they are correct in that regard. The best part is this only cost $6 so you can probably afford to pick up a bunch of these. Komes Barleywine: 4.6/5

    This sounds wonderful.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It is.

  21. Brochettaward

    Netflix removed the Community episode on D&D where Chevy Chase wore blackface.

    • Nephilium

      Chevy Chase didn’t, it was Ken Jeong. It was removed several years ago, and pulled from Hulu as well. For a while Amazon still had it available for streaming, but Community is no longer streaming free for Prime customers.

      Almost as bad as It’s Always Sunny pulling their “blackface” episodes as well, or the five pulled South Park episodes.

      /has all of them downloaded.

      • Bob Boberson

        I keep wondering when woke Sauron will set xer gaze on Tropic Thunder.

      • slumbrew

        That’s another one I should get a physical copy of. Already got Blazing Saddles, just in case.

      • Chafed

        Smart moves

  22. The Late P Brooks

    😊

    /eom

    Traps were sprung.

    • juris imprudent

      Almost like closing an html tag.

      • Hyperion

        Needing to close an html tag is racist.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of black faces…

    I watched a movie on Prime the other night; I think it was called “Lucky Ghost”. Made in the ’30s (?) with an all black cast featuring Mantan Moreland. I recognized a few of the other actors. I’m pretty sure the musicians in the movie would have been well known to the audiences. It was funny. It’s impossible not to view it as an historical artifact, but in context, I doubt many people were offended, especially the people who got paid to make it. Were there caricatures galore? of course there were. Somebody mentioned “Bringing Up Baby” recently; Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn were no less ridiculous caricatures than Mantan Moreland with his preternatural dice-rolling skills.

  24. Hyperion

    OMG! Wagons Circling!

    Why the fuck does this matter? It doesn’t. I mean c’mon man! They could find a barrel full of murdered babies beside of Biden’s garage. There could be a camera near his garage that filmed him murdering the barrel full of babies and drinking their blood. AND.NOHTHING.ELSE.HAPPENED. And every one knows it. For all this talk about the MSM losing power, it’s a joke, they have complete power, they just bury what they want and that is that. For gawd sake they covered up intentionally creating a deadly virus and then intentionally releasing it on the public. Then locking people in their homes and destroying the world’s economies. They stole national elections and nothing happened. All of this and nothing happened because the media buried it. They are right now burying the Twitter Files and nothing will happen. And for sure Biden is untouchable. Instead they will go after Trump again, forever.

    • juris imprudent

      And so much for the magic shield of a special prosecutor.

      The Republican duo said Garland’s decision to appoint a special counsel raises “fundamental oversight questions that the Committee routinely examines.”

      “We expect your complete cooperation with our inquiry,” they added.

      Bwahahahahahaha

      • Hyperion

        The job of this special prosecutor it to prove Biden is pure as the driven snow and find more evidence against Trump. The theatre only makes it worse.

      • rhywun

        lol

      • Hyperion

        Perfect!

    • rhywun

      I think this is a take-down operation. There is a reason the MSM are reporting on it.

      • Hyperion

        I think it is to be used to turn the tables back on to Trump.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Both. Take out Biden and Trump on classified documents. Then claim they’re calling it down the middle and the peasants can trust the deep state.

      • Hyperion

        Brilliant plan, but they will never pull it off, it’s too good. You thought of it, they will not.

      • MikeS

        Yup. We’re witnessing the DNC getting rid of a political liability.

      • Brochettaward

        This. They are going to downplay things to differentiate their guy from Trump because they have to, but they would have completely buried the story if they wanted to. They do it all the time with legitimate news. They are treating it like a real story, and that is calculated.

        Biden won’t be prosecuted. They may still try to prosecute Trump. Even if they don’t, they need to downplay the severity of Biden’s actions after their hyperbole about Trump’s. They want those classified documents to be a cudgel against Trump in the 2024 election no matter what happens.

      • Brochettaward

        Christ – if they didn’t want people to report on it, it wouldn’t have been leaked in the first place. They’ve been “investigating” for two months now since the first batch was found.

    • Brochettaward

      Also, hasn’t been asked what documents Biden happens to have. One thing that is possible, especially given their bullshit cover story that the situation in 2016 was so frantic as he left office that mistakes were made – did he take shit he didn’t want the Trump team to know about?

      If they are going to try and lay the blame for this on a last second rush job to leave office, than it raises the question of what exactly Biden and his team were rushing to do.

      • Brochettaward

        CNN admitted that some of the documents found, for instance, pertained to Ukraine. Others detailed talks between him and Obama. Phone calls with the president of Poland.

        The CNN story also sets up another potential scenario, if they want to get someone for criminal liability to further justify going after Trump – Biden didn’t pack the shit or, supposedly, know the documents were in his possession.

      • Brochettaward

        Let’s also not forget – Obama himself had a real cozy deal worked out with the National Archives. One you could call unprecedented where his papers all went to a warehouse that pretty much only he has access to.

    • Raven Nation

      And people (on both sides) are happy to be led down the team pathway. I’ll repeat what I overheard at the gym a few months back. One woman talking to her friend, quoting an article she read somewhere: “Joe Biden is a decent man, who’s spent his whole career trying to craft legislation to help the average person.” I’d bet no one believed that 20 years ago, but now they’re quite happy to accept that as truth (parallel to Trumpers who believed that Trump was suddenly overcome by a selfless desire to help the working-class who got screwed by globalism).

      • juris imprudent

        ^^^ THIS

        It’s freaking bizarre the cult of personality around the presidency, pretty much with only respect to TEAM. Whereas to the south of these United States, there is no team, only Maximum Leader in country after country. That much is common to the Latin experience in America.

      • Chafed

        Why do you hate LatinX people?

  25. juris imprudent

    OT – At the halfway point of the Premier League season, the bottom seven teams are separated by 2 points and goal difference. I can’t recall another year when the relegation battle was this wide open. It’s going to be wild from here to May.

    • rhywun

      Mostly skipping this season but took a look at the ladder earlier, out of curiosity. Biggest surprise is Notts not at the bottom anymore. Newcastle not sucking also pleases me.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t think even the Craven Cottage die-hards can believe Fulham sitting above Chelsea, though I’m sure they’re loving it.

    • Raven Nation

      Number of managers fired by Monday? I’m guessing two.

      • rhywun

        Everton’s got the sack, right? 19th place lol

        /wonders how Klopp is still holding on…

      • juris imprudent

        I would say Lampard is done without a win against West Ham (next match). But did you catch the bit about the Everton board being advised to not attend the game by their security specialists? That is a fanbase they may give Millwall a run for their money.

      • Raven Nation

        Hmm, didn’t realize Everton played West Ham next. Those were the two I figured would be gone by tomorrow. But now, I’m thinking maybe the two boards wait until after that match.

      • Michael Malaise

        Grahame Potter at Chelski is in a bit of hot water. ONE win in last 11? Yikes!

    • Michael Malaise

      I hope my team gets dumped to League One to perhaps open up ownership’s eyes.

      • Penguin

        Wouldn’t that be The Championship?

      • Penguin

        Or are they already there?

  26. Hyperion

    I’d like to drink about a barrel of this Barley Wine right now. I mean just open the tap on the barrel and lie under it, gulp gulp gulp until the entire barrel is empty, or until I cannot drink more. But I don’t drink, this fucking sucks ballz.

    • juris imprudent

      That may even top the casting of half of Hollywood in it’s A Mad, Mad World.

    • Brochettaward

      What was the last comedy Hollywood made that was even remotely funny?

  27. Hyperion

    That thing with MS giving their employees unlimited time off. I believe it will be used to make all the employees contract workers and get rid of full time benefits, forever. Unlimited vacation, but you don’t get paid for it and we can cut you anytime we want. Utopian dream say the hipsters are they head for the chopping block. I remember when my grandfather worked for a company and retired, he got a pension, I mean his full salary forever. It’s unheard of today if you are not a government employee, probably a higher level one.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Pensions for Fedgov are a thing of the past as well. They have something called a TSP, which works exactly like a 401k. The military is the only agency that still does it.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        I should caveat that, for new employees. If you joined the federal retirement system before a certain date (in the 90’s I think) you will get a full pension. For everyone else its a small fraction of salary, padded with TSP, and SS.

      • Threedoor

        The military has gone that route as well. The split happened about five years ago. You could choose what path you wanted if you were already in at the change over.

  28. DEG

    OT: Gov. Pie ends Arkansas’ Covid orders

    Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders ended the boards and committees overseeing the Arkansas COVID-19 response with actions taken Friday.

    With her ninth executive order since taking office on Jan. 10, Sanders ended five previous orders that had been signed by then-Gov. Asa Hutchinson in 2020. Those orders formed advisory and steering committees, boards and a task force responding to the coronavirus pandemic.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder

      Good. Pie should rain hell on the boards and committees.

    • Hyperion

      Hahaha, I forgot about her and that she got called Pie in the Hat and Hair, lol.

  29. Brochettaward

    To highlight what I’m babbling about above:

    Among the items from Biden’s time as vice president are 10 classified documents including US intelligence memorandums and briefing materials that covered topics including Ukraine, Iran and the United Kingdom, according to that person.

    Biden then traveled to Kyiv, meeting with Poroshenko and wishing him well, saying: “I want to say what a privilege it has been to support and stand with Ukraine over these past 25 years, first as a senator and of late as vice president.”

    Biden was intently focused on memorializing his work on Ukraine, according to former aides, as well as the other policy areas assigned to him by Obama.

    From the hacks at CNN.

    • Hyperion

      “From the hacks at CNN.”

      Hey, them is respected journalists!

  30. kinnath

    Megacorp still gives us separate vacation, sick time, and family leave. It can stay that way until I retire.

    • slumbrew

      Family leave is still separate for us, on top of the “unlimited” PTO.

    • Hyperion

      I get all of that and I never get refused vacation when I request it. As long as I have it accrued. You can accrue up until I think it is 45 days, then you have to take it or lose it. But I mean at that point, you could take 2 months off straight paid. I’ve never accrued that much, but some people I work with have.

  31. Hyperion

    I can’t believe this thread is still alive. I went to two stores, managed to drop $300 on groceries and bought some Heineken Zero. It’s freezing out there.

    • MikeS

      Jeezus. If you’re gonna get NA beer, at least get one that doesn’t taste like piss.

      • Hyperion

        That’s the best one. I got some of the Bitburger one, that one’s OK too. But I’d rate Heineken Zero as the best NA beer, nothing else is even close.

  32. Yusef drives a Kia

    Hey everyone, it’s the middle of the night, I got some rum infused hot chocolate and a big fat bowl, let’s party!