Criminally Underrated: A Duran Duran Deep Dive Part IIIb

by | Feb 28, 2023 | Entertainment, Music | 105 comments

Let’s continue our deep dive into Duran Duran’s 1982 magnum opus, Rio.

New Religion – 1982. Here we have a bouncy, poppy tune with a dark side. According to the band, it’s about trying to be oneself and overcome conflicting inner dialogues. This becomes evident in the lines just before the chorus, with two competing yet harmonious verses. When I belt out this song in my solo-karaoke moments, I always choose the fast part.

Searching for the undeniable truth
That a man is just a fool

The Chauffeur – 1982. I debated with myself whether to do this song or “Hold Back the Rain”. But I know my audience, and the video below has lesbian fantasies and boobies, courtesy of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, as promised.

Dark and moody, the song was apparently written in the late 70’s as a poem by frontman Simon Le Bon when he worked on a Kibbutz in Israel.

And watching lovers part I feel you smiling
What glass splinters lie so deep in your mind?

Some of our resident movie buffs may recognize the cinematic inspiration behind this video.

Next time, we’ll get into one of the band’s worst albums (WTF happened to the bass?) from whence comes my all-time favorite Duran Duran song.

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105 Comments

  1. Sensei

    I never saw the video for “The Chauffeur”.

    Now I know why. (It’s blocked from being embedded here).

    Great album.

  2. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    Sorry, I’m not old enough for that smut.

    • rhywun

      Me neither. 🙁

    • Rat on a train

      There goes the family friendly certification.

  3. DEG

    But I know my audience, and the video below has lesbian fantasies and boobies, courtesy of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, as promised.

    That’s why it is age restricted.

  4. Toxteth O'Grady

    SIIIING BLUE SILVER 🎵

  5. Yusef drives a Kia

    I love DD, great musicianship, great songs, sad they got stuck in the 80s category, they had staying power

  6. Pat

    PSA: If you use FreeTube or any Invidious instance there are no age restrictions on YouTube videos. If you stubbornly refuse to use elegant, open source solutions like a Philistine, you can also just type “nsfw” before “youtube” in the URL and be redirected to a proxy site that removes age restrictions.

  7. Pat

    I wonder if the flute in the final ~58 seconds was real or synth. I’m inclined to think real, because synth wind instruments even now usually don’t sound that good, let alone in 1982, but at the same time Duran Duran was all-in on synths at the time.

    • Pat

      Looks like I’m mistaken, it was an ocarina, and it was indeed real. The chirpy sounds and spoken word bits are also samples of a documentary/field recording of crickets created by way of the first commercial sampler, the Nicks Fairlight CMI. We’re into the deep lore now.

  8. Tundra

    I think you made the right choice. There is not a single bad song on the record, but The Chauffeur is superior.

    They are coming to Red Rocks this summer. The tickets are absurd, but I’m slightly tempted.

    I saw them back in 86(?) and they were fantastic.

    Thanks, KK! This is one of my favorite albums ever.

    • rhywun

      Good stuff, but it doesn’t have that nostalgia oomph since these two tracks are new to me.

  9. hayeksplosives

    I didn’t like Duran Duran at the time (maybe I was tired of my chick contemporaries overdosing on them and buying teen magazines with their pictures everywhere) but I’ve learned to appreciate them since streaming random 80s mixes.

    • Pat

      I didn’t recognize the name “Scott Horton” but recognized the face once I looked him up.

      They’re both right. I was 6 when Waco went down, and even at that age I remember the relentless demonization, as if the abusive religious practices of the Branch Davidians had fuck-all to do with why the ATF and FBI decided to charge in guns blazing in the first place.

      • Tundra

        I was 25. The news was useless. The propaganda was relentless. I didn’t know the truth for probably 20 years.

        Fuck everyone who was involved in killing those people. You will get yours.

      • Pat

        Fuck everyone who was involved in killing those people.

        Legendary marksman Lon Horiuchi in particular.

      • hayeksplosives

        I was 19, almost 20.

        I wanted to believe the government were the good guys and the Davidians were criminally dangerous, not just weirdos. But somehow, reading the newspapers and seeing the coverage on CNN, it didn’t feel right. Without anyone guiding me or persuading me one way or the other, I sensed it was wrong. Even if the Davidians were breaking gun laws, did the LEOs really need to escalate it to a firefight?

        Then seeing Janet Reno get so defensive pretty much told me that “we” the government were in the wrong.

        And then Elian Gonzales and that famous photo of him being seized at gunpoint from relatives in Florida and sent back to Cuba–that really disabused me of the notion that “the government always has the right intentions, and when they occasionally screw up, it was just an unfortunate accident.”

        I don’t think I even noticed Ruby Ridge coverage in 1992.

      • Tundra

        I definitely didn’t. I don’t think the youngsters understand how easy it was for the Bad Guys to keep things quiet.

        Glory in the Internet, kids!

      • rhywun

        I don’t think the youngsters understand how easy it was for the Bad Guys to keep things quiet.

        Sometimes I wonder if being blissfully ignorant as I was back then wasn’t preferable to being constantly pissed off like I am now.

      • Tundra

        That’s fair. Still, I like knowing and being able to help my kids analyze the propaganda.

      • Pat

        I don’t think I even noticed Ruby Ridge coverage in 1992.

        “Racisty racists deserve to die because of racism”

        Being just over the border in eastern WA we got a lot more local coverage, which was more balanced. Ruby Ridge makes my fucking blood boil.

      • dbleagle

        Both Waco and RR demonstrated that the government was willing to kill and coverup those who had wrong-think. They pissed me off then and now to no end.

      • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

        I have a hard time differenciating between what I think (and know) now, vs. what I thought then. I am a hair younger than Tundra, but I remember being pretty upset about it at the time, mostly due to Clintons complete fucking around trying to look all Law and Order. Of course, I was still a Dem at that time.

      • The Hyperbole

        I was 22, I remember expressing some doubts about the official narrative in class and the professor was just aghast that I could think the gov’t would intentionally kill those people.

      • UnCivilServant

        Did you ask the professor about why it would be any different from all the previous times the government intentionally killed people?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        I was 23 and too busy working my grad degree, chasing tail, and getting drunk to care.

        I wasn’t particularly tuned in to the broader world during that period of my life.

    • Tundra

      Warty, despite his snobbery for this site, is a smart and clever dude.

  10. one true athena

    NOw I’m curious which is your fave on 7&tRT, because the only song I even remember from that is The Reflex and that’s only because it seems to be the only DD song that’s not Rio or Hungry Like the Wolf that ever gets played if you don’t try to get something else.

    • rhywun

      I like DD but I’ll be honest… I hate that song.

      • one true athena

        I thought it was a Frankie Goes to Hollywood song when it first came out, lol

      • rhywun

        The Reflex, Don’t Do It

      • slumbrew

        I gave ‘Welcome to the Pleasuredome’ a re-listen a few months back. It’s not a good album, but has its moments.

        If I had to sum it up in one word, it’d be “cocaine”.

    • Tundra

      Seventh Stranger is good.

    • Michael Malaise

      Union of the Snake
      New Moon on Monday

      I remember the rest of the album but those were the other hits.

      Wild Boys is a favorite from Arena.

    • Michael Malaise

      The mix on Ordinary World is not very good. There’s no space and no deeper, warmer tones. The bass is lost.

      • Pat

        He mentioned at one point that it’s very Spector Wall Of Sound™ ish, which is true, and contributes to that.

      • Michael Malaise

        That just doesn’t work on that song.

    • Chafed

      That’s brilliant. I think JFK is Joe Dirt’s father.

    • Pat

      GWB looks like Chevy Chase, Reagan looks like Dustin Hoffman, and Johnson looks like Geddy Lee.

      • Chafed

        Johnson definitely looks like Geddy Lee.

    • slumbrew

      Ford looking like one smooth mofo.

    • rhywun

      LOL.

      I’m watching way too much 70s TV lately and everyone is so sweaty and shiny.

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      That. Is. Awesome.

    • whiz

      Fantastic! Silent Cal reminds me of an elf from LOTR.

      • slumbrew

        Wait, where’s Cal?

      • slumbrew

        Oh, shit, I missed the second group.

        Cal does indeed look elfin.

      • dbleagle

        Ike looks like a brachiosaurus with a mohawk.

        I could totally see Clinton rocking that look. It’s uncanny.

    • Not Adahn

      We need to reanimate Wilson and show him this so he can have an aneurism and die again.

  11. Chafed

    You piqued my interest KK. Why was Simon LeBon working on a kibbutz?

    • Zwak, my pronouns are Ass/Asshole

      This… This is good news.

      Hopefully.

      • slumbrew

        The new avatar is 🔥

        I could use DJT as a Brock Sampson stand in…

      • Chafed

        While it’s true, no one rocked a mullet like Brock.

    • UnCivilServant

      I assume she’ll return to the sea to finish molting?

      • slumbrew

        Back to Innsmouth

    • Rat on a train

      Will Chicago pick someone worse?

      • Not Adahn

        AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

        Oh, you were serious?

  12. Tundra

    OK. I’m listening to 7&TRT.

    I’m not even sure what my favorite is, much less KK’s. But yes, what the fuck happened to John?

    Still going with Seventh Stranger.

  13. dbleagle

    A classic Disney from 1958. The “Grand Canyon Suite” as a short movie. It leaves out the entire second movement (The Painted Desert) but was widely shown in classrooms across the country, including mine in southern AZ.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp6voHf5kvE

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I don’t understand, where are the minority transgender furries?

  14. Atreides

    Great stuff, KK! Looking forward to the next installment of Duranmania.

    Normally, I prefer the Duran Duran videos by Highlander director Russell Mulcahy. But, I’ll allow “The Chauffeur,” based on the considerable artistic merits.

  15. Sean

    Hey peeps, good morning!

    😉

  16. Shirley Knott

    Mornin’ Sean, and anyone else awake & aware.

    • UnCivilServant

      What about those of us dragging ourselves through the morning routine in a general stupor?

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Shirley, Sean, U, and Stinky! (Is the new avatar a Canadian Super Pig?)

      ***SIGH!!!*** First of the month again, so month-end report time. Happily, just like last month (funny how that works,) the Board meeting (always the 3rd Tuesday) comes as late as possible, buying me precious time to get those reports done. Of course, because I was off last week, I still have to listen to the Zoom recording and write up the minutes of LAST month’s Board meeting. 😣

      On the bright side, this is a three-pay month! 😁

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sorry I only half-replied to your email last night. I had some comiseration to do regarding the process you mentioned, but it didn’t make it on the page before I clicked send.

      • Gender Traitor

        No worries – I just replied a few minutes ago.

      • Rat on a train

        Happy March. The flowers are blooming and St Patrick’s Day is approaching.

      • Gender Traitor

        Thanks and back atcha! I just don’t want the magnificent magnolia by the driveway to bloom too soon and then get clobbered with a late frost. Again. 😢

      • Rat on a train

        Which color? My neighbor has a pink-white combination Magnolia that hasn’t bloomed.

      • Gender Traitor

        Mainly white, but with traces of pink. Gorgeous tree while it’s blooming, but when the petals eventually fall, you have to shovel them off the driveway.

      • Gender Traitor
      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Saucer magnolia

        Used to have one in the front yard.

      • Rat on a train

        Nice. The neighbor’s tree is smaller and in the back. A tree like that needs to be seen.

    • AlexinCT

      To save Minnesoda, you gotta nuke Minnesoda….

  17. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    The stats of the day. Absolutely wild.

    As Statista’s Katharina Buchholz notes, Gen Z, newly added in the Gallup survey’s 2020 edition, is the gayest generation in terms of self-identification.

    Almost 20 percent of those born between 1997 and 2004 identified as LGBT, compared with around 11 percent of Millennials.

    It’s remarkable how the Millennials and Gen Z are getting gayer with time. How does that work?

    • UnCivilServant

      Well, if you compare the self-identification to the behaviour, a lot of these people are claiming one thing and doing another.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Social contagion, it’s the modern day equivalent of getting tatted up but with many more long term damaging consequences.

    • rhywun

      Saw that. So ridiculous.

      Of course one Team will read something completely different into that from the other.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        What happens when everybody’s gay?

      • UnCivilServant

        The secret straights that make up 97-98% of the population will keep breeding.

      • Gender Traitor

        Go into business selling turkey basters?

      • Rat on a train

        We will be rid of the Goobacks?

      • rhywun

        What happens when everybody’s gay?

        This. Only faster.

    • R C Dean

      “How does that work?”

      Well, if the chemicals in the water are turning the frickin’ frogs gay, what do you expect?

  18. UnCivilServant

    Oh dear, I am out of it.

    I was about to pour diet dew on my salad when I meant to pour salad dressing. Thankfully I stopped before anything happened.

    • Gender Traitor

      Taking a big swig of the salad dressing would have alerted you to your error.

      • UnCivilServant

        “This is strangely decaffinated.”

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        That’s just the new Mountain Dew Cool Ranch flavor.

      • Pat

        He’s already drinking Diet Dew, I would think salad dressing would be an improvement if anything.

      • Sean
  19. Not Adahn

    1986. Summer. I was living in an 8’x8′ cinder block storage building, but I had a boom box and a copy of Rio.

    “The Chauffer” would set up amazing resonances in that space.

    • UnCivilServant

      1986 – I wasn’t tall enough to see over the kitchen counters yet.

      • Pat

        I spent most of ’86 gestating.

  20. robodruid

    Today is my 30 year anniversary of being a drone.
    2 RIF’s, 2 relocations, 1 divorce. I think i can say my idealism is a spec of carbon lost somewhere.

    My armor of cynicism is strong.

    • UnCivilServant

      Congratulations! I’d have sent cake, but I’m broke, so here’s some eCake. 🎂

      • robodruid

        Thank you

    • Pat

      Avatar checks out